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  ExeuntSCENEV。TheForest。EnterAMIENS,JAQUES,andothersSONG。AMIENSUnderthegreenwoodtreeWholovestoliewithme,AndturnhismerrynoteUntothesweetbird’sthroat,Comehither,comehither,comehither:

  HereshallheseeNoenemyButwinterandroughweather。JAQUESMore,more,Iprithee,more。AMIENSItwillmakeyoumelancholy,MonsieurJaques。JAQUESIthankit。More,Iprithee,more。Icansuckmelancholyoutofasong,asaweaselsuckseggs。

  More,Iprithee,more。AMIENSMyvoiceisragged:IknowIcannotpleaseyou。JAQUESIdonotdesireyoutopleaseme;Idodesireyoutosing。Come,more;anotherstanzo:callyou’emstanzos?AMIENSWhatyouwill,MonsieurJaques。JAQUESNay,Icarenotfortheirnames;theyowemenothing。Willyousing?AMIENSMoreatyourrequestthantopleasemyself。JAQUESWellthen,ifeverIthankanyman,I’llthankyou;

  butthattheycallcomplimentisliketheencounteroftwodog-apes,andwhenamanthanksmeheartily,methinksIhavegivenhimapennyandherendersmethebeggarlythanks。Come,sing;andyouthatwillnot,holdyourtongues。AMIENSWell,I’llendthesong。Sirs,coverthewhile;thedukewilldrinkunderthistree。Hehathbeenallthisdaytolookyou。JAQUESAndIhavebeenallthisdaytoavoidhim。Heistoodisputableformycompany:Ithinkofasmanymattersashe,butIgiveheaventhanksandmakenoboastofthem。Come,warble,come。

  SONG。

  WhodothambitionshunAlltogetherhereAndlovestolivei’thesun,SeekingthefoodheeatsAndpleasedwithwhathegets,Comehither,comehither,comehither:

  HereshallheseeNoenemyButwinterandroughweather。JAQUESI’llgiveyouaversetothisnotethatImadeyesterdayindespiteofmyinvention。AMIENSAndI’llsingit。JAQUESThusitgoes:——

  IfitdocometopassThatanymanturnass,Leavinghiswealthandease,Astubbornwilltoplease,Ducdame,ducdame,ducdame:

  HereshallheseeGrossfoolsashe,Anifhewillcometome。AMIENSWhat’sthat’ducdame’?JAQUES’TisaGreekinvocation,tocallfoolsintoacircle。I’llgosleep,ifIcan;ifIcannot,I’llrailagainstallthefirst-bornofEgypt。AMIENSAndI’llgoseektheduke:hisbanquetisprepared。

  ExeuntseverallySCENEVI。Theforest。EnterORLANDOandADAMADAMDearmaster,Icangonofurther。O,I

  dieforfood!

  HerelieIdown,andmeasureoutmygrave。Farewell,kindmaster。ORLANDOWhy,hownow,Adam!nogreaterheartinthee?Livealittle;comfortalittle;cheerthyselfalittle。

  Ifthisuncouthforestyieldanythingsavage,I

  willeitherbefoodforitorbringitforfoodtothee。Thyconceitisnearerdeaththanthypowers。

  Formysakebecomfortable;holddeathawhileatthearm’send:Iwillherebewiththeepresently;

  andifIbringtheenotsomethingtoeat,Iwillgivetheeleavetodie:butifthoudiestbeforeI

  come,thouartamockerofmylabour。Wellsaid!

  thoulookestcheerly,andI’llbewiththeequickly。

  Yetthouliestinthebleakair:come,Iwillbeartheetosomeshelter;andthoushaltnotdieforlackofadinner,ifthereliveanythinginthisdesert。Cheerly,goodAdam!

  ExeuntSCENEVII。Theforest。Atablesetout。EnterDUKESENIOR,AMIENS,andLordslikeoutlawsDUKESENIORIthinkhebetransform’dintoabeast;

  ForIcannowherefindhimlikeaman。FirstLordMylord,heisbutevennowgonehence:

  Herewashemerry,hearingofasong。DUKESENIORIfhe,compactofjars,growmusical,Weshallhaveshortlydiscordinthespheres。

  Go,seekhim:tellhimIwouldspeakwithhim。

  EnterJAQUESFirstLordHesavesmylabourbyhisownapproach。DUKESENIORWhy,hownow,monsieur!whatalifeisthis,Thatyourpoorfriendsmustwooyourcompany?

  What,youlookmerrily!JAQUESAfool,afool!Imetafooli’theforest,Amotleyfool;amiserableworld!

  AsIdolivebyfood,ImetafoolWholaidhimdownandbask’dhiminthesun,Andrail’donLadyFortuneingoodterms,Ingoodsettermsandyetamotleyfool。

  ’Goodmorrow,fool,’quothI。’No,sir,’quothhe,’Callmenotfooltillheavenhathsentmefortune:’

  Andthenhedrewadialfromhispoke,And,lookingonitwithlack-lustreeye,Saysverywisely,’Itisteno’clock:

  Thuswemaysee,’quothhe,’howtheworldwags:

  ’Tisbutanhouragosinceitwasnine,Andafteronehourmore’twillbeeleven;

  Andso,fromhourtohour,weripeandripe,Andthen,fromhourtohour,werotandrot;

  Andtherebyhangsatale。’WhenIdidhearThemotleyfoolthusmoralonthetime,Mylungsbegantocrowlikechanticleer,Thatfoolsshouldbesodeep-contemplative,AndIdidlaughsansintermissionAnhourbyhisdial。Onoblefool!

  Aworthyfool!Motley’stheonlywear。DUKESENIORWhatfoolisthis?JAQUESOworthyfool!Onethathathbeenacourtier,Andsays,ifladiesbebutyoungandfair,Theyhavethegifttoknowit:andinhisbrain,WhichisasdryastheremainderbiscuitAfteravoyage,hehathstrangeplacescramm’dWithobservation,thewhichheventsInmangledforms。OthatIwereafool!

  Iamambitiousforamotleycoat。DUKESENIORThoushalthaveone。JAQUESItismyonlysuit;

  ProvidedthatyouweedyourbetterjudgmentsOfallopinionthatgrowsrankinthemThatIamwise。ImusthavelibertyWithal,aslargeacharterasthewind,ToblowonwhomIplease;forsofoolshave;

  Andtheythataremostgalledwithmyfolly,Theymostmustlaugh。Andwhy,sir,musttheyso?

  The’why’isplainaswaytoparishchurch:

  HethatafooldothverywiselyhitDothveryfoolishly,althoughhesmart,Nottoseemsenselessofthebob:ifnot,Thewiseman’sfollyisanatomizedEvenbythesquanderingglancesofthefool。

  Investmeinmymotley;givemeleaveTospeakmymind,andIwillthroughandthroughCleansethefoulbodyoftheinfectedworld,Iftheywillpatientlyreceivemymedicine。DUKESENIORFieonthee!Icantellwhatthouwouldstdo。JAQUESWhat,foracounter,wouldIdobutgood?DUKESENIORMostmischievousfoulsin,inchidingsin:

  Forthouthyselfhastbeenalibertine,Assensualasthebrutishstingitself;

  Andalltheembossedsoresandheadedevils,Thatthouwithlicenceoffreefoothastcaught,Wouldstthoudisgorgeintothegeneralworld。JAQUESWhy,whocriesoutonpride,Thatcanthereintaxanyprivateparty?

  Dothitnotflowashugelyasthesea,Tillthatthewearyverymeansdoebb?

  WhatwomaninthecitydoIname,WhenthatIsaythecity-womanbearsThecostofprincesonunworthyshoulders?

  WhocancomeinandsaythatImeanher,Whensuchaoneasshesuchisherneighbour?

  OrwhatisheofbasestfunctionThatsayshisbraveryisnotofmycost,ThinkingthatImeanhim,butthereinsuitsHisfollytothemettleofmyspeech?

  Therethen;howthen?whatthen?LetmeseewhereinMytonguehathwrong’dhim:ifitdohimright,Thenhehathwrong’dhimself;ifhebefree,Whythenmytaxinglikeawild-gooseflies,Unclaim’dofanyman。Butwhocomeshere?

  EnterORLANDO,withhissworddrawnORLANDOForbear,andeatnomore。JAQUESWhy,Ihaveeatnoneyet。ORLANDONorshaltnot,tillnecessitybeserved。JAQUESOfwhatkindshouldthiscockcomeof?DUKESENIORArtthouthusbolden’d,man,bythydistress,Orelsearudedespiserofgoodmanners,Thatincivilitythouseem’stsoempty?ORLANDOYoutouch’dmyveinatfirst:thethornypointOfbaredistresshathta’enfrommetheshowOfsmoothcivility:yetamIinlandbredAndknowsomenurture。Butforbear,Isay:

  HediesthattouchesanyofthisfruitTillIandmyaffairsareanswered。JAQUESAnyouwillnotbeansweredwithreason,Imustdie。DUKESENIORWhatwouldyouhave?YourgentlenessshallforceMorethanyourforcemoveustogentleness。ORLANDOIalmostdieforfood;andletmehaveit。DUKESENIORSitdownandfeed,andwelcometoourtable。ORLANDOSpeakyousogently?Pardonme,Iprayyou:

  Ithoughtthatallthingshadbeensavagehere;

  AndthereforeputIonthecountenanceOfsterncommandment。Butwhate’eryouareThatinthisdesertinaccessible,Undertheshadeofmelancholyboughs,LoseandneglectthecreepinghoursoftimeIfeveryouhavelook’donbetterdays,Ifeverbeenwherebellshaveknoll’dtochurch,Ifeversatatanygoodman’sfeast,IfeverfromyoureyelidswipedatearAndknowwhat’tistopityandbepitied,Letgentlenessmystrongenforcementbe:

  InthewhichhopeIblush,andhidemysword。DUKESENIORTrueisitthatwehaveseenbetterdays,Andhavewithholybellbeenknoll’dtochurchAndsatatgoodmen’sfeastsandwipedoureyesOfdropsthatsacredpityhathengender’d:

  AndthereforesityoudowningentlenessAndtakeuponcommandwhathelpwehaveThattoyourwantingmaybeminister’d。ORLANDOThenbutforbearyourfoodalittlewhile,Whiles,likeadoe,IgotofindmyfawnAndgiveitfood。Thereisanoldpoorman,WhoaftermehathmanyawearystepLimp’dinpurelove:tillhebefirstsufficed,Oppress’dwithtwoweakevils,ageandhunger,Iwillnottouchabit。DUKESENIORGofindhimout,Andwewillnothingwastetillyoureturn。ORLANDOIthankye;andbeblestforyourgoodcomfort!

  ExitDUKESENIORThouseestwearenotallaloneunhappy:

  ThiswideanduniversaltheatrePresentsmorewoefulpageantsthanthesceneWhereinweplayin。JAQUESAlltheworld’sastage,Andallthemenandwomenmerelyplayers:

  Theyhavetheirexitsandtheirentrances;

  Andonemaninhistimeplaysmanyparts,Hisactsbeingsevenages。Atfirsttheinfant,Mewlingandpukinginthenurse’sarms。

  Andthenthewhiningschool-boy,withhissatchelAndshiningmorningface,creepinglikesnailUnwillinglytoschool。Andthenthelover,Sighinglikefurnace,withawoefulballadMadetohismistress’eyebrow。Thenasoldier,Fullofstrangeoathsandbeardedlikethepard,Jealousinhonour,suddenandquickinquarrel,SeekingthebubblereputationEveninthecannon’smouth。Andthenthejustice,Infairroundbellywithgoodcaponlined,Witheyessevereandbeardofformalcut,Fullofwisesawsandmoderninstances;

  Andsoheplayshispart。ThesixthageshiftsIntotheleanandslipper’dpantaloon,Withspectaclesonnoseandpouchonside,Hisyouthfulhose,wellsaved,aworldtoowideForhisshrunkshank;andhisbigmanlyvoice,Turningagaintowardchildishtreble,pipesAndwhistlesinhissound。Lastsceneofall,Thatendsthisstrangeeventfulhistory,Issecondchildishnessandmereoblivion,Sansteeth,sanseyes,sanstaste,sanseverything。

  Re-enterORLANDO,withADAMDUKESENIORWelcome。Setdownyourvenerableburthen,Andlethimfeed。ORLANDOIthankyoumostforhim。ADAMSohadyouneed:

  Iscarcecanspeaktothankyouformyself。DUKESENIORWelcome;fallto:IwillnottroubleyouAsyet,toquestionyouaboutyourfortunes。

  Giveussomemusic;and,goodcousin,sing。

  SONG。AMIENSBlow,blow,thouwinterwind。

  ThouartnotsounkindAsman’singratitude;

  Thytoothisnotsokeen,Becausethouartnotseen,Althoughthybreathberude。

  Heigh-ho!sing,heigh-ho!untothegreenholly:

  Mostfriendshipisfeigning,mostlovingmerefolly:

  Then,heigh-ho,theholly!

  Thislifeismostjolly。

  Freeze,freeze,thoubittersky,ThatdostnotbitesonighAsbenefitsforgot:

  Thoughthouthewaterswarp,ThystingisnotsosharpAsfriendremember’dnot。

  Heigh-ho!sing,&c。DUKESENIORIfthatyouwerethegoodSirRowland’sson,Asyouhavewhisper’dfaithfullyyouwere,AndasmineeyedothhiseffigieswitnessMosttrulylimn’dandlivinginyourface,Betrulywelcomehither:IamthedukeThatlovedyourfather:theresidueofyourfortune,Gotomycaveandtellme。Goodoldman,Thouartrightwelcomeasthymasteris。

  Supporthimbythearm。Givemeyourhand,Andletmeallyourfortunesunderstand。

  ExeuntACTIIISCENEI。Aroominthepalace。EnterDUKEFREDERICK,Lords,andOLIVERDUKEFREDERICKNotseehimsince?Sir,sir,thatcannotbe:

  ButwereInotthebetterpartmademercy,IshouldnotseekanabsentargumentOfmyrevenge,thoupresent。Butlooktoit:

  Findoutthybrother,wheresoe’erheis;

  Seekhimwithcandle;bringhimdeadorlivingWithinthistwelvemonth,orturnthounomoreToseekalivinginourterritory。

  ThylandsandallthingsthatthoudostcallthineWorthseizuredoweseizeintoourhands,TillthoucanstquittheebythybrothersmouthOfwhatwethinkagainstthee。OLIVEROthatyourhighnessknewmyheartinthis!

  Ineverlovedmybrotherinmylife。DUKEFREDERICKMorevillainthou。Well,pushhimoutofdoors;

  AndletmyofficersofsuchanatureMakeanextentuponhishouseandlands:

  Dothisexpedientlyandturnhimgoing。

  ExeuntSCENEII。Theforest。EnterORLANDO,withapaperORLANDOHangthere,myverse,inwitnessofmylove:

  Andthou,thrice-crownedqueenofnight,surveyWiththychasteeye,fromthypalesphereabove,Thyhuntress’namethatmyfulllifedothsway。

  ORosalind!thesetreesshallbemybooksAndintheirbarksmythoughtsI’llcharacter;

  ThateveryeyewhichinthisforestlooksShallseethyvirtuewitness’deverywhere。

  Run,run,Orlando;carveoneverytreeThefair,thechasteandunexpressiveshe。

  ExitEnterCORINandTOUCHSTONECORINAndhowlikeyouthisshepherd’slife,MasterTouchstone?TOUCHSTONETruly,shepherd,inrespectofitself,itisagoodlife,butinrespectthatitisashepherd’slife,itisnaught。Inrespectthatitissolitary,I

  likeitverywell;butinrespectthatitisprivate,itisaveryvilelife。Now,inrespectitisinthefields,itpleasethmewell;butinrespectitisnotinthecourt,itistedious。

  Asisitasparelife,lookyou,itfitsmyhumourwell;

  butasthereisnomoreplentyinit,itgoesmuchagainstmystomach。Hastanyphilosophyinthee,shepherd?CORINNomorebutthatIknowthemoreonesickenstheworseateaseheis;andthathethatwantsmoney,meansandcontentiswithoutthreegoodfriends;

  thatthepropertyofrainistowetandfiretoburn;thatgoodpasturemakesfatsheep,andthatagreatcauseofthenightislackofthesun;thathethathathlearnednowitbynaturenorartmaycomplainofgoodbreedingorcomesofaverydullkindred。TOUCHSTONESuchaoneisanaturalphilosopher。Wasteverincourt,shepherd?CORINNo,truly。TOUCHSTONEThenthouartdamned。CORINNay,Ihope。TOUCHSTONETruly,thouartdamnedlikeanill-roastedegg,allononeside。CORINFornotbeingatcourt?Yourreason。TOUCHSTONEWhy,ifthouneverwastatcourt,thouneversawestgoodmanners;ifthouneversawestgoodmanners,thenthymannersmustbewicked;andwickednessissin,andsinisdamnation。Thouartinaparlousstate,shepherd。CORINNotawhit,Touchstone:thosethataregoodmannersatthecourtareasridiculousinthecountryasthebehaviorofthecountryismostmockableatthecourt。Youtoldmeyousalutenotatthecourt,butyoukissyourhands:thatcourtesywouldbeuncleanly,ifcourtierswereshepherds。TOUCHSTONEInstance,briefly;come,instance。CORINWhy,wearestillhandlingourewes,andtheirfells,youknow,aregreasy。TOUCHSTONEWhy,donotyourcourtier’shandssweat?

  andisnotthegreaseofamuttonaswholesomeasthesweatofaman?Shallow,shallow。Abetterinstance,I

  say;come。CORINBesides,ourhandsarehard。TOUCHSTONEYourlipswillfeelthemthesooner。Shallowagain。

  Amoresounderinstance,come。CORINAndtheyareoftentarredoverwiththesurgeryofoursheep:andwouldyouhaveuskisstar?Thecourtier’shandsareperfumedwithcivet。TOUCHSTONEMostshallowman!thouworms-meat,inrespectofagoodpieceoffleshindeed!Learnofthewise,andperpend:civetisofabaserbirththantar,theveryuncleanlyfluxofacat。Mendtheinstance,shepherd。CORINYouhavetoocourtlyawitforme:I’llrest。TOUCHSTONEWiltthourestdamned?Godhelpthee,shallowman!

  Godmakeincisioninthee!thouartraw。CORINSir,Iamatruelabourer:IearnthatIeat,getthatIwear,owenomanhate,envynoman’shappiness,gladofothermen’sgood,contentwithmyharm,andthegreatestofmyprideistoseemyewesgrazeandmylambssuck。TOUCHSTONEThatisanothersimplesininyou,tobringtheewesandtheramstogetherandtooffertogetyourlivingbythecopulationofcattle;tobebawdtoabell-wether,andtobetrayashe-lambofatwelvemonthtoacrooked-pated,old,cuckoldlyram,outofallreasonablematch。Ifthoubeestnotdamnedforthis,thedevilhimselfwillhavenoshepherds;Icannotseeelsehowthoushouldst’scape。CORINHerecomesyoungMasterGanymede,mynewmistress’sbrother。

  EnterROSALIND,withapaper,readingROSALINDFromtheeasttowesternInd,NojewelislikeRosalind。

  Herworth,beingmountedonthewind,ThroughalltheworldbearsRosalind。

  AllthepicturesfairestlinedArebutblacktoRosalind。

  LetnofairbekeptinmindButthefairofRosalind。TOUCHSTONEI’llrhymeyousoeightyearstogether,dinnersandsuppersandsleeping-hoursexcepted:itistherightbutter-women’sranktomarket。ROSALINDOut,fool!TOUCHSTONEForataste:

  Ifahartdolackahind,LethimseekoutRosalind。

  Ifthecatwillafterkind,SobesurewillRosalind。

  Wintergarmentsmustbelined,SomustslenderRosalind。

  Theythatreapmustsheafandbind;

  ThentocartwithRosalind。

  Sweetestnuthathsourestrind,SuchanutisRosalind。

  HethatsweetestrosewillfindMustfindlove’sprickandRosalind。

  Thisistheveryfalsegallopofverses:whydoyouinfectyourselfwiththem?ROSALINDPeace,youdullfool!Ifoundthemonatree。TOUCHSTONETruly,thetreeyieldsbadfruit。ROSALINDI’llgraffitwithyou,andthenIshallgraffitwithamedlar:thenitwillbetheearliestfruiti’thecountry;foryou’llberottenereyoubehalfripe,andthat’stherightvirtueofthemedlar。TOUCHSTONEYouhavesaid;butwhetherwiselyorno,lettheforestjudge。

  EnterCELIA,withawritingROSALINDPeace!Herecomesmysister,reading:

  standaside。CELIA[Reads]

  Whyshouldthisadesertbe?

  Foritisunpeopled?No:

  TonguesI’llhangoneverytree,Thatshallcivilsayingsshow:

  Some,howbriefthelifeofmanRunshiserringpilgrimage,ThatthestretchingofaspanBucklesinhissumofage;

  Some,ofviolatedvows’Twixtthesoulsoffriendandfriend:

  Butuponthefairestboughs,Orateverysentenceend,WillIRosalindawrite,TeachingallthatreadtoknowThequintessenceofeveryspriteHeavenwouldinlittleshow。

  ThereforeHeavenNaturechargedThatonebodyshouldbefill’dWithallgraceswide-enlarged:

  Naturepresentlydistill’dHelen’scheek,butnotherheart,Cleopatra’smajesty,Atalanta’sbetterpart,SadLucretia’smodesty。

  ThusRosalindofmanypartsByheavenlysynodwasdevised,Ofmanyfaces,eyesandhearts,Tohavethetouchesdearestprized。

  Heavenwouldthatshethesegiftsshouldhave,AndItoliveanddieherslave。ROSALINDOmostgentlepulpiter!whattedioushomilyoflovehaveyouweariedyourparishionerswithal,andnevercried’Havepatience,goodpeople!’CELIAHownow!back,friends!Shepherd,gooffalittle。

  Gowithhim,sirrah。TOUCHSTONECome,shepherd,letusmakeanhonourableretreat;

  thoughnotwithbagandbaggage,yetwithscripandscrippage。

  ExeuntCORINandTOUCHSTONECELIADidstthouheartheseverses?ROSALINDO,yes,Iheardthemall,andmoretoo;

  forsomeofthemhadinthemmorefeetthantheverseswouldbear。CELIAThat’snomatter:thefeetmightbeartheverses。ROSALINDAy,butthefeetwerelameandcouldnotbearthemselveswithouttheverseandthereforestoodlamelyintheverse。CELIAButdidstthouhearwithoutwonderinghowthynameshouldbehangedandcarveduponthesetrees?ROSALINDIwassevenoftheninedaysoutofthewonderbeforeyoucame;forlookherewhatIfoundonapalm-tree。Iwasneversobe-rhymedsincePythagoras’time,thatIwasanIrishrat,whichI

  canhardlyremember。CELIATrowyouwhohathdonethis?ROSALINDIsitaman?CELIAAndachain,thatyouoncewore,abouthisneck。

  Changeyoucolour?ROSALINDIprithee,who?CELIAOLord,Lord!itisahardmatterforfriendstomeet;butmountainsmayberemovedwithearthquakesandsoencounter。ROSALINDNay,butwhoisit?CELIAIsitpossible?ROSALINDNay,Ipritheenowwithmostpetitionaryvehemence,tellmewhoitis。CELIAOwonderful,wonderful,andmostwonderfulwonderful!andyetagainwonderful,andafterthat,outofallhooping!ROSALINDGoodmycomplexion!dostthouthink,thoughIamcaparisonedlikeaman,Ihaveadoubletandhoseinmydisposition?OneinchofdelaymoreisaSouth-seaofdiscovery;Iprithee,tellmewhoisitquickly,andspeakapace。Iwouldthoucouldststammer,thatthoumightstpourthisconcealedmanoutofthymouth,aswinecomesoutofanarrow-

  mouthedbottle,eithertoomuchatonce,ornoneatall。Iprithee,takethecorkoutofthymouththatmaydrinkthytidings。CELIASoyoumayputamaninyourbelly。ROSALINDIsheofGod’smaking?Whatmannerofman?Ishisheadworthahat,orhischinworthabeard?CELIANay,hehathbutalittlebeard。ROSALINDWhy,Godwillsendmore,ifthemanwillbethankful:letmestaythegrowthofhisbeard,ifthoudelaymenottheknowledgeofhischin。CELIAItisyoungOrlando,thattrippedupthewrestler’sheelsandyourheartbothinaninstant。ROSALINDNay,butthedeviltakemocking:speak,sadbrowandtruemaid。CELIAI’faith,coz,’tishe。ROSALINDOrlando?CELIAOrlando。ROSALINDAlastheday!whatshallIdowithmydoubletandhose?Whatdidhewhenthousawesthim?Whatsaidhe?Howlookedhe?Whereinwenthe?Whatmakeshimhere?Didheaskforme?Whereremainshe?

  Howpartedhewiththee?andwhenshaltthouseehimagain?Answermeinoneword。CELIAYoumustborrowmeGargantua’smouthfirst:’tisawordtoogreatforanymouthofthisage’ssize。

  Tosayayandnototheseparticularsismorethantoanswerinacatechism。ROSALINDButdothheknowthatIaminthisforestandinman’sapparel?Looksheasfreshlyashedidthedayhewrestled?CELIAItisaseasytocountatomiesastoresolvethepropositionsofalover;buttakeatasteofmyfindinghim,andrelishitwithgoodobservance。

  Ifoundhimunderatree,likeadroppedacorn。ROSALINDItmaywellbecalledJove’stree,whenitdropsforthsuchfruit。CELIAGivemeaudience,goodmadam。ROSALINDProceed。CELIATherelayhe,stretchedalong,likeawoundedknight。ROSALINDThoughitbepitytoseesuchasight,itwellbecomestheground。CELIACry’holla’tothytongue,Iprithee;

  itcurvetsunseasonably。Hewasfurnishedlikeahunter。ROSALINDO,ominous!hecomestokillmyheart。CELIAIwouldsingmysongwithoutaburden:

  thoubringestmeoutoftune。ROSALINDDoyounotknowIamawoman?whenI

  think,Imustspeak。Sweet,sayon。CELIAYoubringmeout。Soft!comeshenothere?

  EnterORLANDOandJAQUESROSALIND’Tishe:slinkby,andnotehim。JAQUESIthankyouforyourcompany;but,goodfaith,Ihadasliefhavebeenmyselfalone。ORLANDOAndsohadI;butyet,forfashionsake,Ithankyoutooforyoursociety。JAQUESGodbewi’you:let’smeetaslittleaswecan。ORLANDOIdodesirewemaybebetterstrangers。JAQUESIprayyou,marnomoretreeswithwritinglove-songsintheirbarks。ORLANDOIprayyou,marnomoreofmyverseswithreadingthemill-favouredly。JAQUESRosalindisyourlove’sname?ORLANDOYes,just。JAQUESIdonotlikehername。ORLANDOTherewasnothoughtofpleasingyouwhenshewaschristened。JAQUESWhatstatureissheof?ORLANDOJustashighasmyheart。JAQUESYouarefullofprettyanswers。Haveyounotbeenacquaintedwithgoldsmiths’wives,andconnedthemoutofrings?ORLANDONotso;butIansweryourightpaintedcloth,fromwhenceyouhavestudiedyourquestions。JAQUESYouhaveanimblewit:Ithink’twasmadeofAtalanta’sheels。Willyousitdownwithme?

  andwetwowillrailagainstourmistresstheworldandallourmisery。ORLANDOIwillchidenobreatherintheworldbutmyself,againstwhomIknowmostfaults。JAQUESTheworstfaultyouhaveistobeinlove。ORLANDO’TisafaultIwillnotchangeforyourbestvirtue。

  Iamwearyofyou。JAQUESBymytroth,IwasseekingforafoolwhenIfoundyou。ORLANDOHeisdrownedinthebrook:lookbutin,andyoushallseehim。JAQUESThereIshallseemineownfigure。ORLANDOWhichItaketobeeitherafooloracipher。JAQUESI’lltarrynolongerwithyou:farewell,goodSigniorLove。ORLANDOIamgladofyourdeparture:adieu,goodMonsieurMelancholy。

  ExitJAQUESROSALIND[AsidetoCELIA]Iwillspeaktohim,likeasaucylackeyandunderthathabitplaytheknavewithhim。

  Doyouhear,forester?ORLANDOVerywell:whatwouldyou?ROSALINDIprayyou,whatis’to’clock?ORLANDOYoushouldaskmewhattimeo’day:there’snoclockintheforest。ROSALINDThenthereisnotrueloverintheforest;

  elsesighingeveryminuteandgroaningeveryhourwoulddetectthelazyfootofTimeaswellasaclock。ORLANDOAndwhynottheswiftfootofTime?hadnotthatbeenasproper?ROSALINDBynomeans,sir:Timetravelsindiverspaceswithdiverspersons。I’lltellyouwhoTimeambleswithal,whoTimetrotswithal,whoTimegallopswithalandwhohestandsstillwithal。ORLANDOIprithee,whodothhetrotwithal?ROSALINDMarry,hetrotshardwithayoungmaidbetweenthecontractofhermarriageandthedayitissolemnized:iftheinterimbebutase’nnight,Time’spaceissohardthatitseemsthelengthofsevenyear。ORLANDOWhoamblesTimewithal?ROSALINDWithapriestthatlacksLatinandarichmanthathathnotthegout,fortheonesleepseasilybecausehecannotstudy,andtheotherlivesmerrilybecausehefeelsnopain,theonelackingtheburdenofleanandwastefullearning,theotherknowingnoburdenofheavytediouspenury;theseTimeambleswithal。ORLANDOWhodothhegallopwithal?ROSALINDWithathieftothegallows,forthoughhegoassoftlyasfootcanfall,hethinkshimselftoosoonthere。ORLANDOWhostaysitstillwithal?ROSALINDWithlawyersinthevacation,fortheysleepbetweentermandtermandthentheyperceivenothowTimemoves。ORLANDOWheredwellyou,prettyyouth?ROSALINDWiththisshepherdess,mysister;hereintheskirtsoftheforest,likefringeuponapetticoat。ORLANDOAreyounativeofthisplace?ROSALINDAstheconythatyouseedwellwheresheiskindled。ORLANDOYouraccentissomethingfinerthanyoucouldpurchaseinsoremovedadwelling。ROSALINDIhavebeentoldsoofmany:butindeedanoldreligiousuncleofminetaughtmetospeak,whowasinhisyouthaninlandman;onethatknewcourtshiptoowell,fortherehefellinlove。Ihaveheardhimreadmanylecturesagainstit,andIthankGodIamnotawoman,tobetouchedwithsomanygiddyoffencesashehathgenerallytaxedtheirwholesexwithal。ORLANDOCanyourememberanyoftheprincipalevilsthathelaidtothechargeofwomen?ROSALINDTherewerenoneprincipal;theywerealllikeoneanotherashalf-penceare,everyonefaultseemingmonstroustillhisfellowfaultcametomatchit。ORLANDOIprithee,recountsomeofthem。ROSALINDNo,Iwillnotcastawaymyphysicbutonthosethataresick。Thereisamanhauntstheforest,thatabusesouryoungplantswithcarving’Rosalind’

  ontheirbarks;hangsodesuponhawthornsandelegiesonbrambles,all,forsooth,deifyingthenameofRosalind:ifIcouldmeetthatfancy-mongerI

  wouldgivehimsomegoodcounsel,forheseemstohavethequotidianofloveuponhim。ORLANDOIamhethatissolove-shaked:Iprayyoutellmeyourremedy。ROSALINDThereisnoneofmyuncle’smarksuponyou:hetaughtmehowtoknowamaninlove;inwhichcageofrushesIamsureyouarenotprisoner。ORLANDOWhatwerehismarks?ROSALINDAleancheek,whichyouhavenot,ablueeyeandsunken,whichyouhavenot,anunquestionablespirit,whichyouhavenot,abeardneglected,whichyouhavenot;butIpardonyouforthat,forsimplyyourhavinginbeardisayoungerbrother’srevenue:thenyourhoseshouldbeungartered,yourbonnetunbanded,yoursleeveunbuttoned,yourshoeuntiedandeverythingaboutyoudemonstratingacarelessdesolation;butyouarenosuchman;

  youareratherpoint-deviceinyouraccoutrementsaslovingyourselfthanseemingtheloverofanyother。ORLANDOFairyouth,IwouldIcouldmaketheebelieveIlove。ROSALINDMebelieveit!youmayassoonmakeherthatyoulovebelieveit;which,Iwarrant,sheisaptertodothantoconfessshedoes:thatisoneofthepointsinthewhichwomenstillgivethelietotheirconsciences。But,ingoodsooth,areyouhethathangstheversesonthetrees,whereinRosalindissoadmired?ORLANDOIsweartothee,youth,bythewhitehandofRosalind,Iamthathe,thatunfortunatehe。ROSALINDButareyousomuchinloveasyourrhymesspeak?ORLANDONeitherrhymenorreasoncanexpresshowmuch。ROSALINDLoveismerelyamadness,and,Itellyou,deservesaswelladarkhouseandawhipasmadmendo:

  andthereasonwhytheyarenotsopunishedandcuredis,thatthelunacyissoordinarythatthewhippersareinlovetoo。YetIprofesscuringitbycounsel。ORLANDODidyouevercureanyso?ROSALINDYes,one,andinthismanner。Hewastoimaginemehislove,hismistress;andIsethimeverydaytowoome:atwhichtimewouldI,beingbutamoonishyouth,grieve,beeffeminate,changeable,longingandliking,proud,fantastical,apish,shallow,inconstant,fulloftears,fullofsmiles,foreverypassionsomethingandfornopassiontrulyanything,asboysandwomenareforthemostpartcattleofthiscolour;wouldnowlikehim,nowloathehim;thenentertainhim,thenforswearhim;nowweepforhim,thenspitathim;thatIdravemysuitorfromhismadhumouroflovetoalivinghumourofmadness;whichwas,toforswearthefullstreamoftheworld,andtoliveinanookmerelymonastic。

  AndthusIcuredhim;andthiswaywillItakeuponmetowashyourliverascleanasasoundsheep’sheart,thatthereshallnotbeonespotoflovein’t。ORLANDOIwouldnotbecured,youth。ROSALINDIwouldcureyou,ifyouwouldbutcallmeRosalindandcomeeverydaytomycoteandwoome。ORLANDONow,bythefaithofmylove,Iwill:

  tellmewhereitis。ROSALINDGowithmetoitandI’llshowityouandbythewayyoushalltellmewhereintheforestyoulive。

  Willyougo?ORLANDOWithallmyheart,goodyouth。ROSALINDNayyoumustcallmeRosalind。Come,sister,willyougo?

  ExeuntSCENEIII。Theforest。EnterTOUCHSTONEandAUDREY;JAQUESbehindTOUCHSTONEComeapace,goodAudrey:Iwillfetchupyourgoats,Audrey。Andhow,Audrey?amIthemanyet?

  dothmysimplefeaturecontentyou?AUDREYYourfeatures!Lordwarrantus!whatfeatures!TOUCHSTONEIamherewiththeeandthygoats,asthemostcapriciouspoet,honestOvid,wasamongtheGoths。JAQUES[Aside]Oknowledgeill-inhabited,worsethanJoveinathatchedhouse!TOUCHSTONEWhenaman’sversescannotbeunderstood,noraman’sgoodwitsecondedwiththeforwardchildUnderstanding,itstrikesamanmoredeadthanagreatreckoninginalittleroom。Truly,Iwouldthegodshadmadetheepoetical。AUDREYIdonotknowwhat’poetical’is:isithonestindeedandword?isitatruething?TOUCHSTONENo,truly;forthetruestpoetryisthemostfeigning;andloversaregiventopoetry,andwhattheyswearinpoetrymaybesaidasloverstheydofeign。AUDREYDoyouwishthenthatthegodshadmademepoetical?TOUCHSTONEIdo,truly;forthouswearesttomethouarthonest:now,ifthouwertapoet,Imighthavesomehopethoudidstfeign。AUDREYWouldyounothavemehonest?TOUCHSTONENo,truly,unlessthouwerthard-favoured;

  forhonestycoupledtobeautyistohavehoneyasaucetosugar。JAQUES[Aside]Amaterialfool!AUDREYWell,Iamnotfair;andthereforeIpraythegodsmakemehonest。TOUCHSTONETruly,andtocastawayhonestyuponafoulslutweretoputgoodmeatintoanuncleandish。AUDREYIamnotaslut,thoughIthankthegodsIamfoul。TOUCHSTONEWell,praisedbethegodsforthyfoulness!

  sluttishnessmaycomehereafter。Butbeitasitmaybe,Iwillmarrythee,andtothatendIhavebeenwithSirOliverMartext,thevicarofthenextvillage,whohathpromisedtomeetmeinthisplaceoftheforestandtocoupleus。JAQUES[Aside]Iwouldfainseethismeeting。AUDREYWell,thegodsgiveusjoy!TOUCHSTONEAmen。Amanmay,ifhewereofafearfulheart,staggerinthisattempt;forherewehavenotemplebutthewood,noassemblybuthorn-beasts。Butwhatthough?Courage!Ashornsareodious,theyarenecessary。Itissaid,’manyamanknowsnoendofhisgoods:’right;manyamanhasgoodhorns,andknowsnoendofthem。Well,thatisthedowryofhiswife;’tisnoneofhisowngetting。Horns?

  Evenso。Poormenalone?No,no;thenoblestdeerhaththemashugeastherascal。Isthesinglemanthereforeblessed?No:asawalledtownismoreworthierthanavillage,soistheforeheadofamarriedmanmorehonourablethanthebarebrowofabachelor;andbyhowmuchdefenceisbetterthannoskill,bysomuchisahornmorepreciousthantowant。HerecomesSirOliver。

  EnterSIROLIVERMARTEXT

  SirOliverMartext,youarewellmet:willyoudispatchushereunderthistree,orshallwegowithyoutoyourchapel?SIROLIVERMARTEXTIstherenoneheretogivethewoman?TOUCHSTONEIwillnottakeherongiftofanyman。SIROLIVERMARTEXTTruly,shemustbegiven,orthemarriageisnotlawful。JAQUES[Advancing]

  Proceed,proceedI’llgiveher。TOUCHSTONEGoodeven,goodMasterWhat-ye-call’t:

  howdoyou,sir?Youareverywellmet:God’ildyouforyourlastcompany:Iamverygladtoseeyou:evenatoyinhandhere,sir:nay,praybecovered。JAQUESWillyoubemarried,motley?TOUCHSTONEAstheoxhathhisbow,sir,thehorsehiscurbandthefalconherbells,somanhathhisdesires;

  andaspigeonsbill,sowedlockwouldbenibbling。JAQUESAndwillyou,beingamanofyourbreeding,bemarriedunderabushlikeabeggar?Getyoutochurch,andhaveagoodpriestthatcantellyouwhatmarriageis:thisfellowwillbutjoinyoutogetherastheyjoinwainscot;thenoneofyouwillproveashrunkpaneland,likegreentimber,warp,warp。TOUCHSTONE[Aside]IamnotinthemindbutIwerebettertobemarriedofhimthanofanother:forheisnotliketomarrymewell;andnotbeingwellmarried,itwillbeagoodexcuseformehereaftertoleavemywife。JAQUESGothouwithme,andletmecounselthee。TOUCHSTONE’Come,sweetAudrey:

  Wemustbemarried,orwemustliveinbawdry。

  Farewell,goodMasterOliver:not,——

  OsweetOliver,ObraveOliver,Leavemenotbehindthee:but,——

  Windaway,Begone,Isay,Iwillnottoweddingwiththee。

  ExeuntJAQUES,TOUCHSTONEandAUDREYSIROLIVERMARTEXT’Tisnomatter:ne’erafantasticalknaveofthemallshallfloutmeoutofmycalling。

  ExitSCENEIV。Theforest。EnterROSALINDandCELIAROSALINDNevertalktome;Iwillweep。CELIADo,Iprithee;butyethavethegracetoconsiderthattearsdonotbecomeaman。ROSALINDButhaveInotcausetoweep?CELIAAsgoodcauseasonewoulddesire;thereforeweep。ROSALINDHisveryhairisofthedissemblingcolour。CELIASomethingbrownerthanJudas’smarry,hiskissesareJudas’sownchildren。ROSALINDI’faith,hishairisofagoodcolour。CELIAAnexcellentcolour:yourchestnutwasevertheonlycolour。ROSALINDAndhiskissingisasfullofsanctityasthetouchofholybread。CELIAHehathboughtapairofcastlipsofDiana:anunofwinter’ssisterhoodkissesnotmorereligiously;

  theveryiceofchastityisinthem。ROSALINDButwhydidheswearhewouldcomethismorning,andcomesnot?CELIANay,certainly,thereisnotruthinhim。ROSALINDDoyouthinkso?CELIAYes;Ithinkheisnotapick-pursenorahorse-stealer,butforhisverityinlove,Idothinkhimasconcaveasacoveredgobletoraworm-eatennut。ROSALINDNottrueinlove?CELIAYes,whenheisin;butIthinkheisnotin。ROSALINDYouhaveheardhimsweardownrighthewas。CELIA’Was’isnot’is:’besides,theoathofaloverisnostrongerthanthewordofatapster;theyareboththeconfirmeroffalsereckonings。Heattendshereintheforestonthedukeyourfather。ROSALINDImetthedukeyesterdayandhadmuchquestionwithhim:heaskedmeofwhatparentageIwas;Itoldhim,ofasgoodashe;sohelaughedandletmego。

  Butwhattalkweoffathers,whenthereissuchamanasOrlando?CELIAO,that’sabraveman!hewritesbraveverses,speaksbravewords,swearsbraveoathsandbreaksthembravely,quitetraverse,athwarttheheartofhislover;asapuisnytilter,thatspurshishorsebutononeside,breakshisstafflikeanoblegoose:butall’sbravethatyouthmountsandfollyguides。Whocomeshere?

  EnterCORINCORINMistressandmaster,youhaveoftinquiredAftertheshepherdthatcomplain’doflove,Whoyousawsittingbymeontheturf,PraisingtheprouddisdainfulshepherdessThatwashismistress。CELIAWell,andwhatofhim?CORINIfyouwillseeapageanttrulyplay’d,BetweenthepalecomplexionoftrueloveAndtheredglowofscornandprouddisdain,GohencealittleandIshallconductyou,Ifyouwillmarkit。ROSALINDO,come,letusremove:

  Thesightofloversfeedeththoseinlove。

  Bringustothissight,andyoushallsayI’llproveabusyactorintheirplay。

  ExeuntSCENEV。Anotherpartoftheforest。EnterSILVIUSandPHEBESILVIUSSweetPhebe,donotscornme;donot,Phebe;

  Saythatyoulovemenot,butsaynotsoInbitterness。Thecommonexecutioner,Whosehearttheaccustom’dsightofdeathmakeshard,FallsnottheaxeuponthehumbledneckButfirstbegspardon:willyousternerbeThanhethatdiesandlivesbybloodydrops?

  EnterROSALIND,CELIA,andCORIN,behindPHEBEIwouldnotbethyexecutioner:

  Iflythee,forIwouldnotinjurethee。

  Thoutell’stmethereismurderinmineeye:

  ’Tispretty,sure,andveryprobable,Thateyes,thatarethefrail’standsoftestthings,Whoshuttheircowardgatesonatomies,Shouldbecall’dtyrants,butchers,murderers!

  NowIdofrownontheewithallmyheart;

  Andifmineeyescanwound,nowletthemkillthee:

  Nowcounterfeittoswoon;whynowfalldown;

  Orifthoucanstnot,O,forshame,forshame,Lienot,tosaymineeyesaremurderers!

  Nowshowthewoundmineeyehathmadeinthee:

  Scratchtheebutwithapin,andthereremainsSomescarofit;leanbutuponarush,ThecicatriceandcapableimpressureThypalmsomemomentkeeps;butnowmineeyes,WhichIhavedartedatthee,hurttheenot,Nor,Iamsure,thereisnoforceineyesThatcandohurt。SILVIUSOdearPhebe,Ifever,——asthatevermaybenear,——

  Youmeetinsomefreshcheekthepoweroffancy,ThenshallyouknowthewoundsinvisibleThatlove’skeenarrowsmake。PHEBEButtillthattimeComenotthounearme:andwhenthattimecomes,Afflictmewiththymocks,pitymenot;

  AstillthattimeIshallnotpitythee。ROSALINDAndwhy,Iprayyou?Whomightbeyourmother,Thatyouinsult,exult,andallatonce,Overthewretched?Whatthoughyouhavenobeauty,——

  As,bymyfaith,IseenomoreinyouThanwithoutcandlemaygodarktobed——

  Mustyoubethereforeproudandpitiless?

  Why,whatmeansthis?Whydoyoulookonme?

  IseenomoreinyouthanintheordinaryOfnature’ssale-work。’Od’smylittlelife,Ithinkshemeanstotanglemyeyestoo!

  No,faith,proudmistress,hopenotafterit:

  ’Tisnotyourinkybrows,yourblacksilkhair,Yourbugleeyeballs,noryourcheekofcream,Thatcanentamemyspiritstoyourworship。

  Youfoolishshepherd,whereforedoyoufollowher,Likefoggysouthpuffingwithwindandrain?

  YouareathousandtimesaproperermanThansheawoman:’tissuchfoolsasyouThatmakestheworldfullofill-favour’dchildren:

  ’Tisnotherglass,butyou,thatflattersher;

  AndoutofyousheseesherselfmoreproperThananyofherlineamentscanshowher。

  But,mistress,knowyourself:downonyourknees,Andthankheaven,fasting,foragoodman’slove:

  ForImusttellyoufriendlyinyourear,Sellwhenyoucan:youarenotforallmarkets:

  Crythemanmercy;lovehim;takehisoffer:

  Foulismostfoul,beingfoultobeascoffer。

  Sotakehertothee,shepherd:fareyouwell。PHEBESweetyouth,Iprayyou,chideayeartogether:

  Ihadratherhearyouchidethanthismanwoo。ROSALINDHe’sfalleninlovewithyourfoulnessandshe’llfallinlovewithmyanger。Ifitbeso,asfastassheanswerstheewithfrowninglooks,I’llsauceherwithbitterwords。Whylookyousouponme?PHEBEFornoillwillIbearyou。ROSALINDIprayyou,donotfallinlovewithme,ForIamfalserthanvowsmadeinwine:

  Besides,Ilikeyounot。Ifyouwillknowmyhouse,’Tisatthetuftofolivesherehardby。

  Willyougo,sister?Shepherd,plyherhard。

  Come,sister。Shepherdess,lookonhimbetter,Andbenotproud:thoughalltheworldcouldsee,Nonecouldbesoabusedinsightashe。

  Come,toourflock。

  ExeuntROSALIND,CELIAandCORINPHEBEDeadShepherd,nowIfindthysawofmight,’Whoeverlovedthatlovednotatfirstsight?’SILVIUSSweetPhebe,——PHEBEHa,whatsay’stthou,Silvius?SILVIUSSweetPhebe,pityme。PHEBEWhy,Iamsorryforthee,gentleSilvius。SILVIUSWhereversorrowis,reliefwouldbe:

  Ifyoudosorrowatmygriefinlove,BygivingloveyoursorrowandmygriefWerebothextermined。PHEBEThouhastmylove:isnotthatneighbourly?SILVIUSIwouldhaveyou。PHEBEWhy,thatwerecovetousness。

  Silvius,thetimewasthatIhatedthee,AndyetitisnotthatIbeartheelove;

  Butsincethatthoucansttalkoflovesowell,Thycompany,whicherstwasirksometome,Iwillendure,andI’llemploytheetoo:

  ButdonotlookforfurtherrecompenseThanthineowngladnessthatthouartemploy’d。SILVIUSSoholyandsoperfectismylove,AndIinsuchapovertyofgrace,ThatIshallthinkitamostplenteouscropTogleanthebrokenearsafterthemanThatthemainharvestreaps:loosenowandthenAscatter’dsmile,andthatI’llliveupon。PHEBEKnow’stnowtheyouththatspoketomeerewhile?SILVIUSNotverywell,butIhavemethimoft;

  AndhehathboughtthecottageandtheboundsThattheoldcarlotoncewasmasterof。PHEBEThinknotIlovehim,thoughIaskforhim:

  ’Tisbutapeevishboy;yethetalkswell;

  ButwhatcareIforwords?yetwordsdowellWhenhethatspeaksthempleasesthosethathear。

  Itisaprettyyouth:notverypretty:

  But,sure,he’sproud,andyethispridebecomeshim:

  He’llmakeaproperman:thebestthinginhimIshiscomplexion;andfasterthanhistongueDidmakeoffencehiseyedidhealitup。

  Heisnotverytall;yetforhisyearshe’stall:

  Hislegisbutsoso;andyet’tiswell:

  Therewasaprettyrednessinhislip,AlittleriperandmorelustyredThanthatmix’dinhischeek;’twasjustthedifferenceBetweentheconstantredandmingleddamask。

  Therebesomewomen,Silvius,hadtheymark’dhimInparcelsasIdid,wouldhavegonenearTofallinlovewithhim;but,formypart,Ilovehimnotnorhatehimnot;andyetIhavemorecausetohatehimthantolovehim:

  Forwhathadhetodotochideatme?

  Hesaidmineeyeswereblackandmyhairblack:

  And,nowIamremember’d,scorn’datme:

  ImarvelwhyIanswer’dnotagain:

  Butthat’sallone;omittanceisnoquittance。

  I’llwritetohimaverytauntingletter,Andthoushaltbearit:wiltthou,Silvius?SILVIUSPhebe,withallmyheart。PHEBEI’llwriteitstraight;

  Thematter’sinmyheadandinmyheart:

  Iwillbebitterwithhimandpassingshort。

  Gowithme,Silvius。

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