toassistintheperformances,anditwaspleasanttonoticefranticgarlandsofinscriptiononthewalls,especiallyaddressingthosepoorinnocentsincharactersimpossibleforthemtodecipher。
Therewasaremarkablyagreeablesmellofpomatuminthiscongregation。
But,inothercases,rotandmildewanddeadcitizensformedtheuppermostscent,while,infusedintoitinadreamywaynotatalldispleasing,wasthestaplecharacteroftheneighbourhood。InthechurchesaboutMark-lane,forexample,therewasadrywhiffofwheat;andIaccidentallystruckanairysampleofbarleyoutofanagedhassockinoneofthem。FromRood-lanetoTower-street,andthereabouts,therewasoftenasubtleflavourofwine:sometimes,oftea。OnechurchnearMincing-lanesmeltlikeadruggist’sdrawer。BehindtheMonumenttheservicehadaflavourofdamagedoranges,which,alittlefurtherdowntowardstheriver,temperedintoherrings,andgraduallytonedintoacosmopolitanblastoffish。Inonechurch,theexactcounterpartofthechurchintheRake’sProgresswheretheheroisbeingmarriedtothehorribleoldlady,therewasnospecialityofatmosphere,untiltheorganshookaperfumeofhidesalloverusfromsomeadjacentwarehouse。
Bethescentwhatitwould,however,therewasnospecialityinthepeople。Therewereneverenoughofthemtorepresentanycallingorneighbourhood。Theyhadallgoneelsewhereover-night,andthefewstragglersinthemanychurcheslanguishedthereinexpressively。
AmongtheUncommercialtravelsinwhichIhaveengaged,thisyearofSundaytraveloccupiesitsownplace,apartfromalltherest。
WhetherIthinkofthechurchwherethesailsoftheoyster-boatsintheriveralmostflappedagainstthewindows,orofthechurchwheretherailroadmadethebellshumasthetrainrushedbyabovetheroof,Irecallacuriousexperience。OnsummerSundays,inthegentlerainorthebrightsunshine-either,deepeningtheidlenessoftheidleCity-Ihavesat,inthatsingularsilencewhichbelongstoresting-placesusuallyastir,inscoresofbuildingsattheheartoftheworld’smetropolis,unknowntofargreaternumbersofpeoplespeakingtheEnglishtongue,thantheancientedificesoftheEternalCity,orthePyramidsofEgypt。ThedarkvestriesandregistriesintowhichIhavepeeped,andthelittlehemmed-inchurchyardsthathaveechoedtomyfeet,haveleftimpressionsonmymemoryasdistinctandquaintasanyithasinthatwayreceived。Inallthosedustyregistersthatthewormsareeating,thereisnotalinebutmadesomeheartsleap,orsometearsflow,intheirday。Stillanddrynow,stillanddry!andtheoldtreeatthewindowwithnoroomforitsbranches,hasseenthemallout。
SowiththetomboftheoldMasteroftheoldCompany,onwhichitdrips。Hissonrestoreditanddied,hisdaughterrestoreditanddied,andthenhehadbeenrememberedlongenough,andthetreetookpossessionofhim,andhisnamecrackedout。
Therearefewmorestrikingindicationsofthechangesofmannersandcustomsthattwoorthreehundredyearshavebroughtabout,thanthesedesertedchurches。Manyofthemarehandsomeandcostlystructures,severalofthemweredesignedbyWREN,manyofthemarosefromtheashesofthegreatfire,othersofthemoutlivedtheplagueandthefiretoo,todieaslowdeathintheselaterdays。
Noonecanbesureofthecomingtime;butitisnottoomuchtosayofitthatithasnosigninitsoutsettingtides,oftherefluxtothesechurchesoftheircongregationsanduses。Theyremainlikethetombsoftheoldcitizenswholiebeneaththemandaroundthem,Monumentsofanotherage。TheyareworthaSunday-
exploration,nowandthen,fortheyyetecho,notunharmoniously,tothetimewhentheCityofLondonreallywasLondon;whenthe’PrenticesandTrainedBandswereofmarkinthestate;wheneventheLordMayorhimselfwasaReality-notaFictionconventionallybe-puffedononedayintheyearbyillustriousfriends,whonolessconventionallylaughathimontheremainingthreehundredandsixty-fourdays。
Somuchofmytravellingisdoneonfoot,thatifIcherishedbettingpropensities,IshouldprobablybefoundregisteredinsportingnewspapersundersomesuchtitleastheElasticNovice,challengingallelevenstonemankindtocompetitioninwalking。Mylastspecialfeatwasturningoutofbedattwo,afterahardday,pedestrianandotherwise,andwalkingthirtymilesintothecountrytobreakfast。Theroadwassolonelyinthenight,thatIfellasleeptothemonotonoussoundofmyownfeet,doingtheirregularfourmilesanhour。MileaftermileIwalked,withouttheslightestsenseofexertion,dozingheavilyanddreamingconstantly。ItwasonlywhenImadeastumblelikeadrunkenman,orstruckoutintotheroadtoavoidahorsemancloseuponmeonthepath-whohadnoexistence-thatIcametomyselfandlookedabout。Thedaybrokemistilyitwasautumntime,andIcouldnotdisembarrassmyselfoftheideathatIhadtoclimbthoseheightsandbanksofcloud,andthattherewasanAlpineConventsomewherebehindthesun,whereIwasgoingtobreakfast。Thissleepynotionwassomuchstrongerthansuchsubstantialobjectsasvillagesandhaystacks,that,afterthesunwasupandbright,andwhenIwassufficientlyawaketohaveasenseofpleasureintheprospect,I
stilloccasionallycaughtmyselflookingaboutforwoodenarmstopointtherighttrackupthemountain,andwonderingtherewasnosnowyet。ItisacuriosityofbrokensleepthatImadeimmensequantitiesofversesonthatpedestrianoccasionofcourseInevermakeanywhenIaminmyrightsenses,andthatIspokeacertainlanguageonceprettyfamiliartome,butwhichIhavenearlyforgottenfromdisuse,withfluency。OfboththesephenomenaI
havesuchfrequentexperienceinthestatebetweensleepingandwaking,thatIsometimesarguewithmyselfthatIknowIcannotbeawake,for,ifIwere,Ishouldnotbehalfsoready。Thereadinessisnotimaginary,becauseIoftenrecalllongstringsoftheverses,andmanyturnsofthefluentspeech,afterIambroadawake。
Mywalkingisoftwokinds:one,straightonendtoadefinitegoalataroundpace;one,objectless,loitering,andpurelyvagabond。Inthelatterstate,nogipsyonearthisagreatervagabondthanmyself;itissonaturaltome,andstrongwithme,thatIthinkImustbethedescendant,atnogreatdistance,ofsomeirreclaimabletramp。
OneofthepleasantestthingsIhavelatelymetwith,inavagabondcourseofshymetropolitanneighbourhoodsandsmallshops,isthefancyofahumbleartist,asexemplifiedintwoportraitsrepresentingMr。ThomasSayers,ofGreatBritain,andMr。JohnHeenan,oftheUnitedStatesofAmerica。Theseillustriousmenarehighlycolouredinfightingtrim,andfightingattitude。Tosuggestthepastoralandmeditativenatureoftheirpeacefulcalling,Mr。Heenanisrepresentedonemeraldsward,withprimrosesandothermodestflowersspringingupundertheheelsofhishalf-
boots;whileMr。Sayersisimpelledtotheadministrationofhisfavouriteblow,theAuctioneer,bythesilenteloquenceofavillagechurch。ThehumblehomesofEngland,withtheirdomesticvirtuesandhoneysuckleporches,urgebothheroestogoinandwin;
andthelarkandothersingingbirdsareobservableintheupperair,ecstaticallycarollingtheirthankstoHeavenforafight。Onthewhole,theassociationsentwinedwiththepugilisticartbythisartistaremuchinthemannerofIzaakWalton。
But,itiswiththeloweranimalsofbackstreetsandby-waysthatmypresentpurposerests。Forhumannoteswemayreturntosuchneighbourhoodswhenleisureandopportunityserve。
Nothinginshyneighbourhoodsperplexesmymindmore,thanthebadcompanybirdskeep。Foreignbirdsoftengetintogoodsociety,butBritishbirdsareinseparablefromlowassociates。ThereisawholestreetoftheminSt。Giles’s;andIalwaysfindtheminpoorandimmoralneighbourhoods,convenienttothepublic-houseandthepawnbroker’s。Theyseemtoleadpeopleintodrinking,andeventhemanwhomakestheircagesusuallygetsintoachronicstateofblackeye。Whyisthis?Also,theywilldothingsforpeopleinshort-skirtedvelveteencoatswithbonebuttons,orinsleevedwaistcoatsandfurcaps,whichtheycannotbepersuadedbytherespectableordersofsocietytoundertake。InadirtycourtinSpitalfields,once,Ifoundagoldfinchdrawinghisownwater,anddrawingasmuchofitasifhewereinaconsumingfever。Thatgoldfinchlivedatabird-shop,andoffered,inwriting,tobarterhimselfagainstoldclothes,emptybottles,orevenkitchenstuff。
Surelyalowthingandadepravedtasteinanyfinch!Iboughtthatgoldfinchformoney。Hewassenthome,andhunguponanailoveragainstmytable。Helivedoutsideacounterfeitdwelling-
house,supposedasIarguedtobeadyer’s;otherwiseitwouldhavebeenimpossibletoaccountforhisperchstickingoutofthegarretwindow。Fromthetimeofhisappearanceinmyroom,eitherheleftoffbeingthirsty-whichwasnotinthebond-orhecouldnotmakeuphismindtohearhislittlebucketdropbackintohiswellwhenheletitgo:ashockwhichinthebestoftimeshadmadehimtremble。Hedrewnowaterbutbystealthandunderthecloakofnight。Afteranintervaloffutileandatlengthhopelessexpectation,themerchantwhohadeducatedhimwasappealedto。
Themerchantwasabow-leggedcharacter,withaflatandcushionynose,likethelastnewstrawberry。Heworeafurcap,andshorts,andwasofthevelveteenrace,velveteeny。Hesentwordthathewould’lookround。’Helookedround,appearedinthedoorwayoftheroom,andslightlycockeduphisevileyeatthegoldfinch。
Instantlyaragingthirstbesetthatbird;whenitwasappeased,hestilldrewseveralunnecessarybucketsofwater;andfinally,leapedabouthisperchandsharpenedhisbill,asifhehadbeentothenearestwinevaultsandgotdrunk。
Donkeysagain。IknowshyneighbourhoodswheretheDonkeygoesinatthestreetdoor,andappearstoliveup-stairs,forIhaveexaminedtheback-yardfromoverthepalings,andhavebeenunabletomakehimout。Gentility,nobility,Royalty,wouldappealtothatdonkeyinvaintodowhathedoesforacostermonger。Feedhimwithoatsatthehighestprice,putaninfantprinceandprincessinapairofpanniersonhisback,adjusthisdelicatetrappingstoanicety,takehimtothesoftestslopesatWindsor,andtrywhatpaceyoucangetoutofhim。Then,starvehim,harnesshimanyhowtoatruckwithaflattrayonit,andseehimbowlfromWhitechapeltoBayswater。Thereappearstobenoparticularprivateunderstandingbetweenbirdsanddonkeys,inastateofnature;butintheshyneighbourhoodstate,youshallseethemalwaysinthesamehandsandalwaysdevelopingtheirverybestenergiesfortheveryworstcompany。Ihaveknownadonkey-bysight;wewerenotonspeakingterms-wholivedoverontheSurreysideofLondon-bridge,amongthefastnessesofJacob’sIslandandDockhead。Itwasthehabitofthatanimal,whenhisserviceswerenotinimmediaterequisition,togooutalone,idling。Ihavemethimamilefromhisplaceofresidence,loiteringaboutthestreets;andtheexpressionofhiscountenanceatsuchtimeswasmostdegraded。Hewasattachedtotheestablishmentofanelderlyladywhosoldperiwinkles,andheusedtostandonSaturdaynightswithacartfulofthosedelicaciesoutsideagin-shop,prickinguphisearswhenacustomercametothecart,andtooevidentlyderivingsatisfactionfromtheknowledgethattheygotbadmeasure。
Hismistresswassometimesovertakenbyinebriety。ThelasttimeI