RaggleslovedandadoredtheCrawleyfamilyastheauthorofallhisprosperityinlife。Hehadasilhouetteofhismistressinhisbackshop,andadrawingofthePorter’sLodgeatQueen’sCrawley,donebythatspinsterherselfinIndiaink——andtheonlyadditionhemadetothedecorationsoftheCurzonStreetHousewasaprintofQueen’sCrawleyinHampshire,theseatofSirWalpoleCrawley,Baronet,whowasrepresentedinagildedcardrawnbysixwhitehorses,andpassingbyalakecoveredwithswans,andbargescontainingladiesinhoops,andmusicianswithflagsandpenwigs。IndeedRagglesthoughttherewasnosuchpalaceinalltheworld,andnosuchaugustfamily。
Asluckwouldhaveit,Raggles’houseinCurzonStreetwastoletwhenRawdonandhiswifereturnedtoLondon。
TheColonelknewitanditsownerquitewell;thelatter’sconnectionwiththeCrawleyfamilyhadbeenkeptupconstantly,forRaggleshelpedMr。BowlswheneverMissCrawleyreceivedfriends。AndtheoldmannotonlylethishousetotheColonelbutofficiatedashisbutlerwheneverhehadcompany;Mrs。RagglesoperatinginthekitchenbelowandsendingupdinnersofwhicholdMissCrawleyherselfmighthaveapproved。Thiswastheway,then,Crawleygothishousefornothing;forthoughRaggleshadtopaytaxesandrates,andtheinterestofthemortgagetothebrotherbutler;andtheinsuranceofhislife;andthechargesforhischildrenatschool;andthevalueofthemeatanddrinkwhichhisownfamily——andforatimethatofColonelCrawleytoo——consumed;andthoughthepoorwretchwasutterlyruinedbythetransaction,hischildrenbeingflungonthestreets,andhimselfdrivenintotheFleetPrison:yetsomebodymustpayevenforgentlemenwholivefornothingayear——andsoitwasthisunluckyRaggleswasmadetherepresentativeofColonelCrawley’sdefectivecapital。
IwonderhowmanyfamiliesaredriventorogueryandtoruinbygreatpractitionersinCrawlersway?——howmanygreatnoblemenrobtheirpettytradesmen,condescendtoswindletheirpoorretainersoutofwretchedlittlesumsandcheatforafewshillings?WhenwereadthatanoblenoblemanhasleftfortheContinent,orthatanothernoblenoblemanhasanexecutioninhishouse——andthatoneorotherowessixorsevenmillions,thedefeatseemsgloriouseven,andwerespectthevictiminthevastnessofhisruin。Butwhopitiesapoorbarberwhocan’tgethismoneyforpowderingthefootmen’sheads;
orapoorcarpenterwhohasruinedhimselfbyfixingupornamentsandpavilionsformylady’sdejeuner;orthepoordevilofatailorwhomthestewardpatronizes,andwhohaspledgedallheisworth,andmore,togettheliveriesready,whichmylordhasdonehimthehonourtobespeak?Whenthegreathousetumblesdown,thesemiserablewretchesfallunderitunnoticed:astheysayintheoldlegends,beforeamangoestothedevilhimself,hesendsplentyofothersoulsthither。
RawdonandhiswifegenerouslygavetheirpatronagetoallsuchofMissCrawley’stradesmenandpurveyorsaschosetoservethem。Somewerewilling,enough,especiallythepoorones。ItwaswonderfultoseethepertinacitywithwhichthewasherwomanfromTootingbroughtthecarteverySaturday,andherbillsweekafterweek。
Mr。Raggleshimselfhadtosupplythegreengroceries。Thebillforservants’porterattheFortuneofWarpublichouseisacuriosityinthechroniclesofbeer。Everyservantalsowasowedthegreaterpartofhiswages,andthuskeptupperforceaninterestinthehouse。Nobodyinfactwaspaid。Nottheblacksmithwhoopenedthelock;
northeglazierwhomendedthepane;northejobberwholetthecarriage;northegroomwhodroveit;northebutcherwhoprovidedthelegofmutton;northecoalswhichroastedit;northecookwhobastedit;northeservantswhoateit:andthisIamgiventounderstandisnotunfrequentlythewayinwhichpeopleliveelegantlyonnothingayear。
Inalittletownsuchthingscannotbedonewithoutremark。Weknowtherethequantityofmilkourneighbourtakesandespythejointorthefowlswhicharegoinginforhisdinner。So,probably,200and202inCurzonStreetmightknowwhatwasgoingoninthehousebetweenthem,theservantscommunicatingthroughthearea-railings;butCrawleyandhiswifeandhisfriendsdidnotknow200and202。Whenyoucameto201therewasaheartywelcome,akindsmile,agooddinner,andajollyshakeofthehandfromthehostandhostessthere,justforalltheworldasiftheyhadbeenundisputedmastersofthreeorfourthousandayear——andsotheywere,notinmoney,butinproduceandlabour——iftheydidnotpayforthemutton,theyhadit:iftheydidnotgivebullioninexchangefortheirwine,howshouldweknow?
Neverwasbetterclaretatanyman’stablethanathonestRawdon’s;dinnersmoregayandneatlyserved。Hisdrawing-roomsweretheprettiest,little,modestsalonsconceivable:theyweredecoratedwiththegreatesttaste,andathousandknick-knacksfromParis,byRebecca:
andwhenshesatatherpianotrillingsongswithalightsomeheart,thestrangervotedhimselfinalittleparadiseofdomesticcomfortandagreedthat,ifthehusbandwasratherstupid,thewifewascharming,andthedinnersthepleasantestintheworld。
Rebecca’swit,cleverness,andflippancymadeherspeedilythevogueinLondonamongacertainclass。Yousawdemurechariotsatherdoor,outofwhichsteppedverygreatpeople。Youbeheldhercarriageinthepark,surroundedbydandiesofnote。Thelittleboxinthethirdtieroftheoperawascrowdedwithheadsconstantlychanging;butitmustbeconfessedthattheladiesheldalooffromher,andthattheirdoorswereshuttoourlittleadventurer。
Withregardtotheworldoffemalefashionanditscustoms,thepresentwriterofcoursecanonlyspeakatsecondhand。Amancannomorepenetrateorunder-
standthosemysteriesthanhecanknowwhattheladiestalkaboutwhentheygoupstairsafterdinner。Itisonlybyinquiryandperseverancethatonesometimesgetshintsofthosesecrets;andbyasimilardiligenceeverypersonwhotreadsthePallMallpavementandfrequentstheclubsofthismetropolisknows,eitherthroughhisownexperienceorthroughsomeacquaintancewithwhomheplaysatbilliardsorsharesthejoint,somethingaboutthegenteelworldofLondon,andhow,astherearemensuchasRawdonCrawley,whosepositionwementionedbeforewhocutagoodfiguretotheeyesoftheignorantworldandtotheapprenticesinthepark,whobeholdthemconsortingwiththemostnotoriousdandiesthere,sothereareladies,whomaybecalledmen’swomen,beingwelcomedentirelybyallthegentlemenandcutorslightedbyalltheirwives。Mrs。Firebraceisofthissort;
theladywiththebeautifulfairringletswhomyouseeeverydayinHydePark,surroundedbythegreatestandmostfamousdandiesofthisempire。Mrs。Rockwoodisanother,whosepartiesareannouncedlaboriouslyinthefashionablenewspapersandwithwhomyouseethatallsortsofambassadorsandgreatnoblemendine;andmanymoremightbementionedhadtheytodowiththehistoryatpresentinhand。Butwhilesimplefolkswhoareoutoftheworld,orcountrypeoplewithatasteforthegenteel,beholdtheseladiesintheirseeminggloryinpublicplaces,orenvythemfromafaroff,personswhoarebetterinstructedcouldinformthemthattheseenviedladieshavenomorechanceofestablishingthemselvesin“society。”thanthebenightedsquire’swifeinSomersetshirewhoreadsoftheirdoingsintheMorningPost。
MenlivingaboutLondonareawareoftheseawfultruths。
Youhearhowpitilesslymanyladiesofseemingrankandwealthareexcludedfromthis“society。”Thefranticeffortswhichtheymaketoenterthiscircle,themeannessestowhichtheysubmit,theinsultswhichtheyundergo,aremattersofwondertothosewhotakehumanorwomankindforastudy;andthepursuitoffashionunderdifficultieswouldbeafinethemeforanyverygreatpersonwhohadthewit,theleisure,andtheknowledgeoftheEnglishlanguagenecessaryforthecompilingofsuchahistory。
NowthefewfemaleacquaintanceswhomMrs。CrawleyhadknownabroadnotonlydeclinedtovisitherwhenshecametothissideoftheChannel,butcutherseverelywhentheymetinpublicplaces。Itwascurioustoseehowthegreatladiesforgother,andnodoubtnotaltogetherapleasantstudytoRebecca。WhenLadyBareacresmetherinthewaiting-roomattheopera,shegatheredherdaughtersaboutherasiftheywouldbecontaminatedbyatouchofBecky,andretreatingasteportwo,placedherselfinfrontofthem,andstaredatherlittleenemy。
TostareBeckyoutofcountenancerequiredasevererglancethaneventhefrigidoldBareacrescouldshootoutofherdismaleyes。WhenLadydelaMole,whohadriddenascoreoftimesbyBecky’ssideatBrussels,metMrs。
Crawley’sopencarriageinHydePark,herLadyshipwasquiteblind,andcouldnotintheleastrecognizeherformerfriend。EvenMrs。Blenkinsop,thebanker’swife,cutheratchurch。Beckywentregularlytochurchnow;itwasedifyingtoseeherentertherewithRawdonbyherside,carryingacoupleoflargegiltprayer-books,andafterwardsgoingthroughtheceremonywiththegravestresignation。
Rawdonatfirstfeltveryacutelytheslightswhichwerepasseduponhiswife,andwasinclinedtobegloomyandsavage。Hetalkedofcallingoutthehusbandsorbrothersofeveryoneoftheinsolentwomenwhodidnotpayaproperrespecttohiswife;anditwasonlybythestrongestcommandsandentreatiesonherpartthathewasbroughtintokeepingadecentbehaviour。”Youcan’tshootmeintosociety。”shesaidgood-naturedly。”Remember,mydear,thatIwasbutagoverness,andyou,youpoorsillyoldman,havetheworstreputationfordebt,anddice,andallsortsofwickedness。Weshallgetquiteasmanyfriendsaswewantbyandby,andinthemeanwhileyoumustbeagoodboyandobeyyourschoolmistressineverythingshetellsyoutodo。WhenweheardthatyouraunthadleftalmosteverythingtoPittandhiswife,doyourememberwhatarageyouwerein?YouwouldhavetoldallParis,ifIhadnotmadeyoukeepyourtemper,andwherewouldyouhavebeennow?——inprisonatSte。Pelagiefordebt,andnotestablishedinLondoninahandsomehouse,witheverycomfortaboutyou——youwereinsuchafuryyouwerereadytomurderyourbrother,youwickedCainyou,andwhatgoodwouldhavecomeofremainingangry?Alltherageintheworldwon’tgetusyouraunt’smoney;anditismuchbetterthatweshouldbefriendswithyourbrother’sfamilythanenemies,asthosefoolishButesare。Whenyourfatherdies,Queen’sCrawleywillbeapleasanthouseforyouandmetopassthewinterin。Ifweareruined,youcancarveandtakechargeofthestable,andIcanbeagovernesstoLadyJane’schildren。Ruined!
fiddlede-dee!Iwillgetyouagoodplacebeforethat;orPittandhislittleboywilldie,andwewillbeSirRawdonandmylady。Whilethereislife,thereishope,mydear,andI
intendtomakeamanofyouyet。Whosoldyourhorsesforyou?Whopaidyourdebtsforyou?”Rawdonwasobligedtoconfessthatheowedallthesebenefitstohiswife,andtotrusthimselftoherguidanceforthefuture。
Indeed,whenMissCrawleyquittedtheworld,andthatmoneyforwhichallherrelativeshadbeenfightingsoeagerlywasfinallylefttoPitt,ButeCrawley,whofoundthatonlyfivethousandpoundshadbeenlefttohiminsteadofthetwentyuponwhichhecalculated,wasinsuchafuryathisdisappointmentthatheventeditinsavageabuseuponhisnephew;andthequarrelalwaysranklingbetweenthemendedinanutterbreachofintercourse。RawdonCrawley’sconduct,ontheotherhand,whogotbutahundredpounds,wassuchastoastonishhisbrotheranddelighthissister-in-law,whowasdisposedtolookkindlyuponallthemembersofherhusband’sfamily。Hewrotetohisbrotheraveryfrank,manly,good-humouredletterfromParis。Hewasaware,hesaid,thatbyhisownmarriagehehadforfeitedhisaunt’sfavour;andthoughhedidnotdisguisehisdisappointmentthatsheshouldhavebeensoentirelyrelentlesstowardshim,hewasgladthatthemoneywasstillkeptintheirbranchofthefamily,andheartilycongratulatedhisbrotheronhisgoodfortune。Hesenthisaffectionateremembrancestohissister,andhopedtohavehergood-willforMrs。Rawdon;andtheletterconcludedwithapostscripttoPittinthelatterlady’sownhandwriting。She,too,beggedtojoininherhusband’scongratulations。SheshouldeverrememberMr。Crawley’skindnesstoherinearlydayswhenshewasafriendlessorphan,theinstructressofhislittlesisters,inwhosewelfareshestilltookthetenderestinterest。Shewishedhimeveryhappinessinhismarriedlife,and,askinghispermissiontoofferherremembrancestoLadyJaneofwhosegoodnessalltheworldinformedher,shehopedthatonedayshemightbeallowedtopresentherlittleboytohisuncleandaunt,andbeggedtobespeakforhimtheirgood-willandprotection。
PittCrawleyreceivedthiscommunicationverygraciously——moregraciouslythanMissCrawleyhadreceivedsomeofRebecca’spreviouscompositionsinRawdon’shandwriting;andasforLadyJane,shewassocharmedwiththeletterthatsheexpectedherhusbandwouldinstantlydividehisaunt’slegacyintotwoequalportionsandsendoffone-halftohisbrotheratParis。
ToherLadyship’ssurprise,however,Pittdeclinedtoaccommodatehisbrotherwithachequeforthirtythousandpounds。ButhemadeRawdonahandsomeofferofhishandwheneverthelattershouldcometoEnglandandchoosetotakeit;and,thankingMrs。CrawleyforhergoodopinionofhimselfandLadyJane,hegraciouslypronouncedhiswillingnesstotakeanyopportunitytoserveherlittleboy。