\"Ireallycannothelpcongratulatingyouonyourgoodfortune,\"saidI。
\"Thata’n’tall,\"saidthelandlord。\"Thisverymorningthefolksofourparishmademechurchwarden,whichtheywouldnomorehavedoneamonthago,whentheyconsideredmeadownpin,thanthey—\"
\"Mercyuponus!\"saidI,\"iffortunepoursinuponyouinthismanner,whoknowsbutthatwithinayeartheymaymakeyouajusticeofthepeace?\"
\"Whoknows,indeed!\"saidthelandlord。\"Well,Iwillprovemyselfworthyofmygoodluckbyshowingthegratefulmind—
nottothosewhowouldbekindtomenow,buttothosewhowere,whenthedayswererathergloomy。Mycustomersshallhaveabundanceofroughlanguage,butI’llknockanyonedownwhosaysanythingagainsttheclergymanwholentmethefiftypounds,oragainsttheChurchofEngland,ofwhichheisparsonandIamchurchwarden。Iamalsoreadytodoanythinginreasonforhimwhopaidmeforthealehedrank,whenI
shouldn’thavehadthehearttocollarhimforthemoneyhadherefusedtopay;whoneverjeeredorfloutedmeliketherestofmycustomerswhenIwasadownpin—andthoughherefusedtofightcrossFORmewasnevercrossWITHme,butlistenedtoallIhadtosay,andgavemeallkindsofgoodadvice。NowwhodoyouthinkImeanbythislast?why,whobutyourself—whoonearthbutyourself?Theparsonisagoodmanandagreatpreacher,andI’llknockanybodydownwhosaystothecontrary;andImentionhimfirst,becausewhy;he’sagentleman,andyouatinker。ButIambynomeanssureyouarenotthebestfriendofthetwo;forI
doubt,doyousee,whetherIshouldhavehadthefiftypoundsbutforyou。Youpersuadedmetogiveupthatsillydrinktheycallsherry,anddrinkale;andwhatwasitbutdrinkingalewhichgavemecouragetoknockdownthatfellowHunter—
andknockinghimdownwas,Iverilybelieve,theturningpointofmydisorder。Goddon’tlovethemwhowon’tstrikeoutforthemselves;andasfarasIcancalculatewithrespecttotime,itwasjustthemomentafterIhadknockeddownHunter,thattheparsonconsentedtolendmethemoney,andeverythingbegantogrowciviltome。So,dashmybuttonsifIshowtheungratefulmindtoyou!Idon’toffertoknockanybodydownforyou,becausewhy—Idaresayyoucanknockabodydownyourself;butI’lloffersomethingmoretothepurpose;asmybusinessiswonderfullyontheincrease,Ishallwantsomebodytohelpmeinservingmycustomers,andkeepingtheminorder。Ifyouchoosetocomeandserveforyourboard,andwhatthey’llgiveyou,givemeyourfist;orifyouliketenshillingsaweekbetterthantheirsixpencesandha’pence,onlysayso—though,tobeopenwithyou,Ibelieveyouwouldmaketwicetenshillingsoutofthem—thesneaking,fawning,curry—favouringhumbugs!\"
\"Iammuchobligedtoyou,\"saidI,\"foryourhandsomeoffer,which,however,Iamobligedtodecline。\"
\"Whyso?\"saidthelandlord。
\"Iamnotfitforservice,\"saidI;\"moreover,Iamabouttoleavethispartofthecountry。\"AsIspokeahorseneighedinthestable。\"Whathorseisthat?\"saidI。
\"Itbelongstoacousinofmine,whoputitintomyhandsyesterdayinthehopesthatImightgetridofitforhim,thoughhewouldnomorehavedonesoaweekago,whenheconsideredmeadownpin,thanhewouldhavegiventhehorseaway。Areyoufondofhorses?\"
\"Verymuch,\"saidI。
\"Thencomeandlookatit。\"Heledmeintothestable,where,inastall,stoodanoble—lookinganimal。
\"Dearme,\"saidI,\"Isawthishorseat—fair。\"
\"Likeenough,\"saidthelandlord;\"hewasthereandwasofferedforseventypounds,butdidn’tfindabidderatanyprice。Whatdoyouthinkofhim?\"
\"He’sasplendidcreature。\"
\"Iamnojudgeofhorses,\"saidthelandlord;\"butIamtoldhe’safirstratetrotter,goodleaper,andhassomeofthebloodofSyntax。Whatdoesallthatsignify?—thegameisagainsthismaster,whoisadownpin,isthinkingofemigrating,andwantsmoneyconfoundedly。Heaskedseventypoundsatthefair;but,betweenourselves,hewouldbegladtotakefiftyhere。\"
\"Ialmostwish,\"saidI,\"thatIwerearichsquire。\"
\"Youwouldbuyhimthen,\"saidthelandlord。Herehemusedforsometime,withaveryprofoundlook。\"Itwouldbearumthing,\"saidhe,\"if,sometimeorother,thathorseshouldcomeintoyourhands。Didn’tyouhearhowheneighedwhenyoutalkedaboutleavingthecountry?Mygrannywasawisewoman,andwasuptoallkindsofsignsandwonders,soundsandnoises,theinterpretationofthelanguageofbirdsandanimals,crowingandlowing,neighingandbraying。Ifshehadbeenhere,shewouldhavesaidatoncethatthathorsewasfatedtocarryyouaway。Onthatpoint,however,Icansaynothing,forunderfiftypoundsnoonecanhavehim。Areyoutakingthatmoneyoutofyourpockettopaymefortheale?Thatwon’tdo;nothingtopay;Iinvitedyouthistime。
Nowifyouaregoing,youhadbestgetintotheroadthroughtheyard—gate。Iwon’ttroubleyoutomakeyourwaythroughthekitchenandmyfine—weathercompany—confoundthem!\"
CHAPTERXVIII
Mr。Petulengro’sDevice—TheLeathernPurse—ConsenttoPurchaseaHorse。
ASIreturnedalongtheroadImetMr。Petulengroandoneofhiscompanions,whotoldmethattheywereboundforthepublic—house;whereuponIinformedJasperhowIhadseeninthestablethehorsewhichwehadadmiredatthefair。\"I
shouldn’twonderifyoubuythathorseafterall,brother,\"
saidMr。Petulengro。Withasmileattheabsurdityofsuchasupposition,Ilefthimandhiscompanion,andbetookmyselftothedingle。IntheeveningIreceivedavisitfromMr。
Petulengro,whoforthwithcommencedtalkingaboutthehorse,whichhehadagainseen,thelandlordhavingshownittohimonlearningthathewasafriendofmine。Hetoldmethatthehorsepleasedhimmorethanever,hehavingexaminedhispointswithmoreaccuracythanhehadanopportunityofdoingonthefirstoccasion,concludingbypressingmetobuyhim。
Ibeggedhimtodesistfromsuchfoolishimportunity,assuringhimthatIhadneversomuchmoneyinallmylifeaswouldenablemetopurchasethehorse。Whilstthisdiscoursewasgoingon,Mr。Petulengroandmyselfwerestandingtogetherinthemidstofthedingle。Suddenlyhebegantomoveroundme—inaverysingularmanner,makingstrangemotionswithhishands,andfrightfulcontortionswithhisfeatures,tillIbecamealarmed,andaskedhimwhetherhehadnotlosthissenses?Whereupon,ceasinghismovementsandcontortions,heassuredmethathehadnot,buthadmerelybeenseizedwithaslightdizziness,andthenoncemorereturnedtothesubjectofthehorse。Feelingmyselfveryangry,Itoldhimthatifhecontinuedpersecutingmeinthatmanner,Ishouldbeobligedtoquarrelwithhim;adding,thatIbelievedhisonlymotiveforaskingmetobuytheanimalwastoinsultmypoverty。\"Prettypoverty,\"saidhe,\"withfiftypoundsinyourpocket;however,Ihaveheardsaythatitisalwaysthecustomofyourrichpeopletotalkoftheirpoverty,moreespeciallywhentheywishtoavoidlayingoutmoney。\"SurprisedathissayingthatIhadfiftypoundsinmypocket,Iaskedhimwhathemeant;whereuponhetoldmethathewasverysurethatIhadfiftypoundsinmypocket,offeringtolaymefiveshillingstothateffect。\"Done!\"
saidI;\"Ihavescarcelymorethanthefifthpartofwhatyousay。\"\"Iknowbetter,brother,\"saidMr。Petulengro;\"ifyouonlypulloutwhatyouhaveinthepocketofyourslop,Iamsureyouwillhavelostyourwager。\"Puttingmyhandintothepocket,IfeltsomethingwhichIhadneverfelttherebefore,andpullingitout,perceivedthatitwasaclumsyleathernpurse,whichIfoundonopeningcontainedfourten—
pound—notes,andseveralpiecesofgold。\"Didn’tItellyouso,brother?\"saidMr。Petulengro。\"Now,inthefirstplace,pleasetopaymethefiveshillingsyouhavelost。\"\"Thisisonlyafoolishpieceofpleasantry,\"saidI;\"youputitintomypocketwhilstyouweremovingaboutme,makingfaceslikeadistractedperson。Here,takeyourpurseback。\"\"I?\"saidMr。Petulengro,\"notI,indeedIdon’tthinkIamsuchafool。Ihavewonmywager,sopaymethefiveshillings,brother。\"\"Dodropthisfolly,\"saidI,\"andtakeyourpurse;\"andIflungitontheground。\"Brother,\"saidMr。
Petulengro,\"youweretalkingofquarrellingwithmejustnow。Itellyounowonething,whichis,thatifyoudonottakebackthepurseIwillquarrelwithyou;anditshallbeforgoodandall。I’lldropyouracquaintance,nolongercallyoumypal,andnotevensaysarshantoyouwhenImeetyoubytheroadside。HirmidiblisIneverwill。\"IsawbyJasper’slookandtonethathewasinearnest,and,asIhadreallyaregardforthestrangebeing,Iscarcelyknewwhattodo。\"Now,bepersuaded,brother,\"saidMr。Petulengro,takingupthepurse,andhandingittome;\"bepersuaded;putthepurseintoyourpocket,andbuythehorse。\"\"Well,\"saidI,\"ifIdidso,wouldyouacknowledgethehorsetobeyours,andreceivethemoneyagainassoonasIshouldbeabletorepayyou?\"
\"Iwould,brother,Iwould,\"saidhe;\"returnmethemoneyassoonasyouplease,providedyoubuythehorse。\"\"Whatmotivehaveyouforwishingmetobuythathorse?\"saidI。
\"He’stobesoldforfiftypounds,\"saidJasper,\"andisworthfourtimesthatsum;though,likemanyasplendidbargain,heisnowgoingabegging;buyhim,andI’mconfidentthat,inalittletime,agrandgentlemanofyourappearancemayhaveanythingheasksforhim,andfoundafortunebyhismeans。Moreover,brother,Iwanttodisposeofthisfiftypoundsinasafemanner。Ifyoudon’ttakeit,Ishallfoolitawayinnotime,perhapsatcard—playing,foryousawhowIwascheatedbythoseblackguardjockeystheotherday—wegyptiansdon’tknowhowtotakecareofmoney:
ourbestplanwhenwehavegotahandfulofguineasistomakebuttonswiththem;butIhaveplentyofgoldenbuttons,anddon’twishtobetroubledwithmore,soyoucandomenogreaterfavourthanvestingthemoneyinthisspeculation,bywhichmymindwillberelievedofconsiderablecareandtroubleforsometimeatleast。\"
PerceivingthatIstillhesitated,hesaid,\"Perhaps,brother,youthinkIdidnotcomehonestlybythemoney:bythehonestestmannerintheworld,foritisthemoneyI
earntbyfightinginthering:Ididnotstealit,brother,nordidIgetitbydisposingofspavineddonkeys,orglanderedponies—norisit,brother,theprofitsofmywife’switchcraftanddukkerin。\"
\"But,\"saidI,\"youhadbetteremployitinyourtraffic。\"
\"Ihaveplentyofmoneyformytraffic,independentofthiscapital,\"saidMr。Petulengro;\"ay,brother,andenoughbesidestobackthehusbandofmywife’ssister,Sylvester,againstSlammocksoftheChonggavfortwentypounds,whichI
amthinkingofdoing。\"
\"But,\"saidI,\"afterall,thehorsemayhavefoundanotherpurchaserbythistime。\"\"Nothe,\"saidMr。Petulengro,\"thereisnobodyinthisneighbourhoodtopurchaseahorselikethat,unlessitbeyourlordship—sotakethemoney,brother,\"andhethrustthepurseintomyhand。Allowingmyselftobepersuaded,Ikeptpossessionofthepurse。\"Areyousatisfiednow?\"saidI。\"Bynomeans,brother,\"saidMr。
Petulengro,\"youwillpleasetopaymethefiveshillingswhichyoulosttome。\"\"Why,\"saidI,\"thefiftypoundswhichIfoundinmypocketwerenotmine,butputinbyyourself。\"\"That’snothingtodowiththematter,brother,\"
saidMr。Petulengro,\"Ibettedyoufiveshillingsthatyouhadfiftypoundsinyourpocket,whichsumyouhad:Ididnotsaythattheywereyourown,butmerelythatyouhadfiftypounds;youwillthereforepayme,brother,orIshallnotconsideryouanhonourableman。\"Notwishingtohaveanydisputeaboutsuchamatter,Itookfiveshillingsoutofmyunderpocket,andgavethemtohim。Mr。Petulengrotookthemoneywithgreatglee,observing—\"ThesefiveshillingsI
willtaketothepublic—houseforthwith,andspendindrinkingwithfourofmybrethren,anddoingsowillgivemeanopportunityoftellingthelandlordthatIhavefoundacustomerforhishorse,andthatyouaretheman。Itwillbeaswelltosecurethehorseassoonaspossible;forthoughthedooktellsmethatthehorseisintendedforyou,Ihavenowandthenfoundthatthedockis,likemyself,somewhatgiventolying。\"
Hethendeparted,andIremainedaloneinthedingle。I
thoughtatfirstthatIhadcommittedagreatpieceoffollyinconsentingtopurchasethishorse;Imightfindnodesirablepurchaserforhim,untilthemoneyinmypossessionshouldbetotallyexhausted,andthenImightbecompelledtosellhimforhalfthepriceIhadgivenforhim,orbeevengladtofindapersonwhowouldreceivehimatagift;I
shouldthenremainsanshorse,andindebtedtoMr。
Petulengro。Nevertheless,itwaspossiblethatImightsellthehorseveryadvantageously,andbysodoingobtainafundsufficienttoenablemetoexecutesomegrandenterpriseorother。Mypresentwayoflifeaffordednoprospectofsupport,whereasthepurchaseofthehorsedidaffordapossibilityofbetteringmycondition,so,afterall,hadI
notdonerightinconsentingtopurchasethehorse?thepurchasewastobemadewithanotherperson’sproperty,itistrue,andIdidnotexactlyliketheideaofspeculatingwithanotherperson’sproperty,butMr。Petulengrohadthrusthismoneyuponme,andifIlosthismoney,hecouldhavenoonebuthimselftoblame;soIpersuadedmyselfthatIhad,uponthewhole,doneright,andhavingcometothatpersuasion,I
soonbegantoenjoytheideaoffindingmyselfonhorsebackagain,andfiguredtomyselfallkindsofstrangeadventureswhichIshouldmeetwithontheroadsbeforethehorseandI
shouldpartcompany。
CHAPTERXIX
TryingtheHorse—TheFeatsofTawno—ManwiththeRedWaist—coat—DisposalofProperty。
ISAWnothingmoreofMr。Petulengrothatevening—onthemorrow,however,hecameandinformedmethathehadsecuredthehorseforme,andthatIwastogoandpayforitatnoon。Atthehourappointed,therefore,IwentwithMr。
PetulengroandTawnotothepublic,where,asbefore,therewasacrowdofcompany。Thelandlordreceivedusinthebarwithmarksofmuchsatisfactionandesteem,madeussitdown,andtreateduswithsomeexcellentmilddraughtale。\"Whodoyouthinkhasbeenherethismorning?\"hesaidtome,\"why,thatfellowinblack,whocametocarrymeofftoahouseofPopishdevotion,whereIwastopasssevendaysandnightsinmeditation,asIthinkhecalledit,beforeIpubliclyrenouncedthereligionofmycountry。Ireadhimaprettylecture,callinghimseveralunhandsomenames,andaskinghimwhathemeantbyattemptingtoseduceachurch—wardenoftheChurchofEngland。Itellyouwhat,heransomedanger;forsomeofmycustomers,learninghiserrand,laidholdonhim,andwereabouttotosshiminablanket,andthenduckhiminthehorse—pond。I,however,interfered,andsaid,’thatwhathecameaboutwasbetweenmeandhim,andthatitwasnobusinessoftheirs。’Totellyouthetruth,Ifeltpityforthepoordevil,moreespeciallywhenIconsideredthattheymerelysidedagainsthimbecausetheythoughthimtheweakest,andthattheywouldhavewantedtoservemeinthesamemannerhadtheyconsideredmeadownpin;soIrescuedhimfromtheirhands,toldhimnottobeafraid,forthatnobodyshouldtouchhim,andofferedtotreathimtosomecoldginandwaterwithalumpofsugarinit;andonhisrefusing,toldhimthathehadbettermakehimselfscarce,whichhedid,andIhopeIshallneverseehimagain。SoI
supposeyouarecomeforthehorse;mercyuponus!whowouldhavethoughtyouwouldhavebecomethepurchaser?Thehorse,however,seemedtoknowitbyhisneighing。Howdidyouevercomebythemoney?however,that’snomatterofmine。I
supposeyouarestronglybackedbycertainfriendsyouhave。\"
IinformedthelandlordthathewasrightinsupposingthatI
cameforthehorse,butthat,beforeIpaidforhim,Ishouldwishtoprovehiscapabilities。\"Withallmyheart,\"saidthelandlord。\"Youshallmounthimthismoment。\"Thengoingintothestable,hesaddledandbridledthehorse,andpresentlybroughthimoutbeforethedoor。Imountedhim,Mr。Petulengroputtingaheavywhipintomyhand,andsayingafewwordstomeinhisownmysteriouslanguage。\"Thehorsewantsnowhip,\"saidthelandlord。\"Holdyourtongue,daddy,\"saidMr。Petulengro。\"Mypalknowsquitewellwhattodowiththewhip,he’snotgoingtobeatthehorsewithit。\"Aboutfourhundredyardsfromthehousetherewasahill,tothefootofwhichtheroadranalmostonaperfectlevel;towardsthefootofthishillItrottedthehorse,whosetoffatalong,swiftpace,seeminglyattherateofaboutsixteenmilesanhour。Onreachingthefootofthehill,I
wheeledtheanimalround,andtrottedhimtowardsthehouse—
thehorsespedfasterthanbefore。Erehehadadvancedahundredyards,Itookoffmyhat,inobediencetotheadvicewhichMr。Petulengrohadgivenme,inhisownlanguage,andholdingitoverthehorse’sheadcommenceddrummingonthecrownwiththeknobofthewhip;thehorsegaveaslightstart,butinstantlyrecoveringhimself,continuedhistrottillhearrivedatthedoorofthepublic—house,amidsttheacclamationsofthecompany,whohadallrushedoutofthehousetobespectatorsofwhatwasgoingon。\"Iseenowwhatyouwantedthewhipfor,\"saidthelandlord,\"andsureenough,thatdrummingonyourhatwasnobadwayoflearningwhetherthehorsewasquietornot。Well,didyoueverseeamorequiethorse,orabettertrotter?\"\"Mycobshalltrotagainsthim,\"saidafellow,dressedinvelveteen,mountedonalowpowerful—lookinganimal。\"Mycobshalltrotagainsthimtothehillandbackagain—comeon!\"Webothstarted;
thecobkeptupgallantlyagainstthehorseforabouthalfwaytothehill,whenhebegantoloseground;atthefootofthehillhewasaboutfifteenyardsbehind。WhereuponI
turnedslowlyandwaitedforhim。Wethensetofftowardsthehouse,butnowthecobhadnochance,beingatleasttwentyyardsbehindwhenIreachedthedoor。Thisrunningofthehorse,thewilduncouthformsaroundme,andthealeandbeerwhichwerebeingguzzledfrompotsandflagons,putmewonderfullyinmindoftheancienthorse—racesoftheheathennorth。IalmostimaginedmyselfGunnarofHlitharendattheraceof—
\"Areyousatisfied?\"saidthelandlord。\"Didn’tyoutellmethathecouldleap?\"Idemanded。\"Iamtoldhecan,\"saidthelandlord;\"butIcan’tconsentthatheshouldbetriedinthatway,ashemightbedamaged。\"\"That’sright!\"saidMr。
Petulengro,\"don’ttrustmypaltoleapthathorse,he’llmerelyflinghimdown,andbreakhisneckandhisown。
There’sabettermanthanhecloseby;lethimgetonhisbackandleaphim。\"\"Youmeanyourself,Isuppose,\"saidthelandlord。\"Well,Icallthattalkingmodestly,andnothingbecomesayoungmanmorethanmodesty。\"\"Ita’n’tI,daddy,\"
saidMr。Petulengro。\"Here’stheman,\"saidhe,pointingtoTawno。\"Here’sthehorse—leaperoftheworld!\"\"Youmeanthehorse—backbreaker,\"saidthelandlord。\"Thatbigfellowwouldbreakdownmycousin’shorse。\"\"Why,heweighsonlysixteenstone,\"saidMr。Petulengro。\"Andhissixteenstone,withhiswayofhandlingahorse,doesnotpresssomuchasanyotherone’sthirteen。Onlylethimgetonthehorse’sback,andyou’llseewhathecando!\"\"No,\"saidthelandlord,\"itwon’tdo。\"WhereuponMr。Petulengrobecameverymuchexcited;andpullingoutahandfulofmoney,said,\"I’lltellyouwhat,I’llforfeittheseguineas,ifmyblackpaltheredoesthehorseanykindofdamage;duckmeinthehorse—pondifIdon’t。\"\"Well,\"saidthelandlord,\"forthesportofthethingIconsent,soletyourwhitepalgetdown,andourblackpalmountassoonashepleases。\"IfeltrathermortifiedatMr。Petulengro’sinterference;andshowednodispositiontoquitmyseat;whereuponhecameuptomeandsaid,\"Now,brother,dogetoutofthesaddle—youarenobadhandattrotting,Iamwillingtoacknowledgethat;
butatleapingahorsethereisnoonelikeTawno。Leteverydogbepraisedforhisowngift。Youhavebeenshowingoffinyourlineforthelasthalf—hour;nowdogiveTawnoachanceofexhibitingalittle;poorfellow,hehasn’toftenachanceofexhibiting,ashiswifekeepshimsomuchoutofsight。\"Notwishingtoappeardesirousofengrossingthepublicattention,andfeelingratherdesiroustoseehowTawno,ofwhoseexploitsinleapinghorsesIhadfrequentlyheard,wouldacquithimselfintheaffair,Iatlengthdismounted,andTawno,atabound,leapedintothesaddle,wherehereallylookedlikeGunnarofHlitharend,saveandexceptthecomplexionofGunnarwasflorid,whereasthatofTawnowasofnearlyMulattodarkness;andthatallTawno’sfeatureswerecastintheGrecianmodel,whereasGunnarhadasnubnose。\"There’saleaping—barbehindthehouse,\"saidthelandlord。\"Leaping—bar!\"saidMr。Petulengro,scornfully。\"Doyouthinkmyblackpaleverridesataleaping—bar?Nomorethanawindle—straw。Leapoverthatmeadow—wall,Tawno。\"Justpastthehouse,inthedirectioninwhichIhadbeentrotting,wasawallaboutfourfeethigh,beyondwhichwasasmallmeadow。Tawnorodethehorsegentlyuptothewall,permittedhimtolookover,thenbackedhimforabouttenyards,andpressinghiscalvesagainstthehorse’ssides,heloosedtherein,andthehorselaunchingforward,tooktheleapingallantstyle。\"Welldone,manandhorse!\"saidMr。Petulengro,\"nowcomeback,Tawno。\"Theleapfromthesideofthemeadowwas,however,somewhathigher;andthehorse,whenpushedatit,atfirstturnedaway;whereuponTawnobackedhimtoagreaterdistance,pushedthehorsetoafullgallop,givingawildcry;whereuponthehorseagaintookthewall,slightlygrazingoneofhislegsagainstit。\"Anearthing,\"saidthelandlord;\"butagoodleap。Now,nomoreleaping,solongasIhavecontrolovertheanimal。\"Thehorsewasthenledbacktothestable;andthelandlord,myselfandcompanionsgoingintothebar,Ipaiddownthemoneyforthehorse。
Scarcelywasthebargainconcluded,whentwoorthreeofthecompanybegantoenvymethepossessionofthehorse,andforcingtheirwayintothebar,withmuchnoiseandclamour,saidthatthehorsehadbeensoldtoocheap。Onefellow,inparticular,witharedwaistcoat,thesonofawealthyfarmer,saidthatifhehadbutknownthatthehorsehadbeensogoodaone,hewouldhaveboughtitatthefirstpriceaskedforit,whichhewasnowwillingtopay,thatisto—
morrow,supposing—\"supposingyourfatherwillletyouhavethemoney,\"saidthelandlord,\"which,afterall,mightnotbethecase;but,howeverthatmaybe,itistoolatenow。I
thinkmyselfthehorsehasbeensoldfortoolittlemoney,butifsoallthebetterfortheyoungman,whocameforwardwhennootherbodydidwithhismoneyinhishand。There,takeyourselvesoutofmybar,\"hesaidtothefellows;\"andaprettyscoundrelyou,\"saidhetothemanoftheredwaistcoat,\"tosaythehorsehasbeensoldtoocheap;why,itwasonlyyesterdayyousaidhewasgoodfornothing,andwerepassingallkindsofjokesathim。Takeyourselfoutofmybar,Isay,youandallofyou,\"andheturnedthefellowsout。Ithenaskedthelandlordwhetherhewouldpermitthehorsetoremaininthestableforashorttime,providedI
paidforhisentertainment;andonhiswillinglyconsenting,Itreatedmyfriendswithale,andthenreturnedwiththemtotheencampment。
ThateveningIinformedMr。PetulengroandhispartythatonthemorrowIintendedtomountmyhorse,andleavethatpartofthecountryinquestofadventures;inquiringofJasperwhere,intheeventofmysellingthehorseadvantageously,I
mightmeetwithhim,andrepaythemoneyIhadborrowedofhim;whereuponMr。PetulengroinformedmethatinabouttenweeksImightfindhimatacertainplaceattheChonggav。
IthenstatedthatasIcouldnotwellcarrywithmethepropertywhichIpossessedinthedingle,whichafterallwasofnoconsiderablevalue,Ihadresolvedtobestowthesaidproperty,namely,thepony,tent,tinker—tools,etc。,onUrsulaandherhusband,partlybecausetheywerepoor,andpartlyonaccountofthegreatkindnesswhichIboretoUrsula,fromwhomIhad,onvariousoccasions,experiencedallmannerofcivility,particularlyinregardtocrabbedwords。Onhearingthisintelligence,Ursulareturnedmanythankstohergentlebrother,asshecalledme,andSylvesterwassooverjoyedthat,castingasidehisusualphlegm,hesaidIwasthebestfriendhehadeverhadintheworld,andintestimonyofhisgratitudesworethathewouldpermithiswifetogivemeachoomerinthepresenceofthewholecompany,whichoffer,however,metwithaverymortifyingreception,thecompanyfrowningdisapprobation,Ursulaprotestingagainstanythingofthekind,andImyselfshowingnoforwardnesstoavailmyselfofit,havinginheritedfromnatureaconsiderablefundofmodesty,towhichwasaddednoslightstoreacquiredinthecourseofmyIrisheducation。I
passedthatnightaloneinthedingleinaverymelancholymanner,withlittleornosleep,thinkingofIsopelBerners;
andinthemorningwhenIquitteditIshedseveraltears,asIreflectedthatIshouldprobablyneveragainseethespotwhereIhadpassedsomanyhoursinhercompany。