thoughtI,andforafewmomentsIfeltasifamountainhadbeenremovedfrommybreast;—\"hereshecomesatlast,now,howshallIreceiveher?Oh,\"thoughtI,\"Iwillreceiveherrathercoolly,justasifIwasnotparticularlyanxiousabouther—that’sthewaytomanagethesewomen。\"Thenextmomentthesoundbecameveryloud,rathertooloud,I
thought,toproceedfromherwheels,andthenbydegreesbecamefainter。Rushingoutofmytent,Ihurriedupthepathtothetopofthedingle,whereIheardthesounddistinctlyenough,butitwasgoingfromme,andevidentlyproceededfromsomethingmuchlargerthanthecartofIsopel。
Icould,moreover,hearthestampingofahorse’shoofatalumberingtrot。Thoseonlywhosehopeshavebeenwroughtuptoahighpitch,andthensuddenlycastdown,canimaginewhatIfeltatthatmoment;andyetwhenIreturnedtomylonelytent,andlaydownonmyhardpallet,thevoiceofconsciencetoldmethatthemiseryIwasthenundergoingI
hadfullymerited,fortheunkindmannerinwhichIhadintendedtoreceiveher,whenforabriefmomentIsupposedthatshehadreturned。
Itwasonthemorningafterthisaffair,andthefourth,ifI
forgetnot,fromthetimeofIsopel’sdeparture,that,asI
wasseatedonmystoneatthebottomofthedingle,gettingmybreakfast,Iheardanunknownvoicefromthepathabove—
apparentlythatofapersondescending—exclaim,\"Here’sastrangeplacetobringaletterto;\"andpresentlyanoldwoman,withabeltroundhermiddle,towhichwasattachedaleathernbag,madeherappearance,andstoodbeforeme。
\"Well,ifIever!\"saidshe,asshelookedabouther。\"Mygoodgentlewoman,\"saidI,\"praywhatmayyoupleasetowant?\"\"Gentlewoman!\"saidtheolddame,\"pleasetowant—
well,Icallthatspeakingcivilly,atanyrate。Itistrue,civilwordscostnothing;nevertheless,wedonotalwaysgetthem。WhatIpleasetowantistodeliveralettertoayoungmaninthisplace;perhapsyoubehe?\"\"What’sthenameontheletter?\"saidI,gettingup,andgoingtoher。
\"There’snonameuponit,\"saidshe,takingaletteroutofherscrip,andlookingatit。\"ItisdirectedtotheyoungmaninMumper’sDingle。\"\"Thenitisforme,Imakenodoubt,\"saidI,stretchingoutmyhandtotakeit。\"Pleasetopaymeninepencefirst,\"saidtheoldwoman。\"However,\"
saidshe,afteramoment’sthought,\"civilityiscivility,and,beingratherascarcearticle,shouldmeetwithsomereturn。Here’stheletter,youngman,andIhopeyouwillpayforit;forifyoudonotImustpaythepostagemyself。\"
\"Youarethepostwoman,Isuppose,\"saidI,asItooktheletter。\"Iamthepostman’smother,\"saidtheoldwoman;
\"butashehasawidebeat,IhelphimasmuchasIcan,andIgenerallycarryletterstoplaceslikethis,towhichheisafraidtocomehimself。\"\"Yousaythepostageisninepence,\"
saidI,\"here’sashilling。\"\"Well,Icallthathonourable,\"
saidtheoldwoman,takingtheshilling,andputtingitintoherpocket—\"here’syourchange,youngman,\"saidshe,offeringmethreepence。\"Praykeepthatforyourself,\"saidI;\"youdeserveitforyourtrouble。\"\"Well,Icallthatgenteel,\"saidtheoldwoman;\"andasonegoodturndeservesanother,sinceyoulookasifyoucouldn’tread,Iwillreadyourletterforyou。Let’sseeit;it’sfromsomeyoungwomanorother,Idaresay。\"\"Thankyou,\"saidI,\"butIcanread。\"\"Allthebetterforyou,\"saidtheoldwoman;\"yourbeingabletoreadwillfrequentlysaveyouapenny,forthat’sthechargeIgenerallymakeforreadingletters;
though,asyoubehavedsogenteellytome,Ishouldhavechargedyounothing。Well,ifyoucanread,whydon’tyouopentheletter,insteadofkeepingithangingbetweenyourfingerandthumb?\"\"Iaminnohurrytoopenit,\"saidI,withasigh。Theoldwomanlookedatmeforamoment—
\"Well,youngman,\"saidshe,\"therearesome—especiallythosewhocanread—whodon’tliketoopentheirletterswhenanybodyisby,moreespeciallywhentheycomefromyoungwomen。Well,Iwon’tintrudeuponyou,butleaveyoualonewithyourletter。Iwishitmaycontainsomethingpleasant。
Godblessyou,\"andwiththesewordsshedeparted。
Isatdownonmystone,withmyletterinmyhand。IknewperfectlywellthatitcouldhavecomefromnootherpersonthanIsopelBerners;butwhatdidthelettercontain?I
guessedtolerablywellwhatitspurportwas—aneternalfarewell!yetIwasafraidtoopentheletter,lestmyexpectationshouldbeconfirmed。ThereIsatwiththeletter,puttingofftheevilmomentaslongaspossible。AtlengthIglancedatthedirection,whichwaswritteninafineboldhand,andwasdirected,astheoldwomanhadsaid,totheyoungmanin\"Mumpers’Dingle,\"withtheaddition,near—,inthecountyof—Suddenlytheideaoccurredtome,that,afterall,thelettermightnotcontainaneternalfarewell;andthatIsopelmighthavewritten,requestingmetojoinher。Coulditbeso?\"Alas!no,\"presentlysaidForeboding。AtlastIbecameashamedofmyweakness。Thelettermustbeopenedsoonerorlater。Whynotatonce?Soasthebatherwho,foraconsiderabletime,hasstoodshiveringonthebank,afraidtotakethedecisiveplunge,suddenlytakesit,ItoreopentheletteralmostbeforeIwasaware。Ihadnosoonerdonesothanapaperfellout。I
examinedit;itcontainedalockofbrightflaxenhair。
\"Thisisnogoodsign,\"saidI,asIthrustthelockandpaperintomybosom,andproceededtoreadtheletter,whichranasfollows:—
\"TOTHEYOUNGMANINMUMPERS’DINGLE。
\"SIR,—Isendtheselines,withthehopeandtrustthattheywillfindyouwell,evenasIammyselfatthismoment,andinmuchbetterspirits,formyownarenotsuchasIcouldwishtheywere,beingsometimesratherhystericalandvapourish,andatothertimes,andmostoften,verylow。I
amatasea—port,andamjustgoingonshipboard;andwhenyougettheseIshallbeonthesaltwaters,onmywaytoadistantcountry,andleavingmyownbehindme,whichIdonotexpectevertoseeagain。
\"Andnow,youngman,Iwill,inthefirstplace,saysomethingaboutthemannerinwhichIquittedyou。ItmusthaveseemedsomewhatsingulartoyouthatIwentawaywithouttakinganyleave,orgivingyoutheslightesthintthatIwasgoing;butIdidnotdosowithoutconsiderablereflection。
IwasafraidthatIshouldnotbeabletosupportaleave—
taking;andasyouhadsaidthatyouweredeterminedtogowhereverIdid,Ithoughtitbestnottotellyouatall;forIdidnotthinkitadvisablethatyoushouldgowithme,andIwishedtohavenodispute。
\"Inthesecondplace,Iwishtosaysomethingaboutanofferofwedlockwhichyoumademe;perhaps,youngman,hadyoumadeitatthefirstperiodofouracquaintance,Ishouldhaveacceptedit,butyoudidnot,andkeptputtingoffandputtingoff,andbehavinginaverystrangemanner,tillI
couldstandyourconductnolonger,butdetermineduponleavingyouandOldEngland,whichlaststepIhadbeenlongthinkingabout;sowhenyoumadeyourofferatlast,everythingwasarranged—mycartanddonkeyengagedtobesold—andthegreaterpartofmythingsdisposedof。
However,youngman,whenyoudidmakeit,IfranklytellyouthatIhadhalfamindtoacceptit;atlast,however,afterverymuchconsideration,Ithoughtitbesttoleaveyouforever,because,forsometimepast,Ihadbecomealmostconvinced,thatthoughwithawonderfuldealoflearning,andexceedinglyshrewdinsomethings,youwere—praydon’tbeoffended—attherootmad!andthoughmadpeople,Ihavebeentold,sometimesmakeverygoodhusbands,Iwasunwillingthatyourfriends,ifyouhadany,shouldsaythatBelleBerners,theworkhousegirl,tookadvantageofyourinfirmity;forthereisnoconcealingthatIwasbornandbredupinaworkhouse;notwithstandingthat,mybloodisbetterthanyourown,andasgoodasthebest;youhavingyourselftoldmethatmynameisanoblename,andonce,ifI
mistakenot,thatitwasthesamewordasbaron,whichisthesamethingasbear;andthattobecalledinoldtimesabearwasconsideredagreatcompliment—thebearbeingamightystronganimal,onwhichaccountourforefatherscalledalltheirgreatfighting—menbarons,whichisthesameasbears。
\"However,settingmattersofbloodandfamilyentirelyaside,manythankstoyou,youngman,frompoorBelle,forthehonouryoudidherinmakingthatsameoffer;for,afterall,itisanhonourtoreceiveanhonourableoffer,whichshecouldseeclearlyyourswas,withnoflorinessnorchaffinit;but,onthecontrary,entiresincerity。Sheassuresyouthatsheshallalwaysbearitandyourselfinmind,whetheronlandorwater;andasaproofofthegood—willshebearstoyou,shesendsyoualockofthehairwhichshewearsonherhead,whichyouwereoftenlookingat,andwerepleasedtocallflax,whichwordshesupposesyoumeantasacompliment,evenastheoldpeoplemeanttopassacomplimenttotheirgreatfolks,whentheycalledthembears;thoughshecannothelpthinkingthattheymighthavefoundananimalasstrongasabear,andsomewhatlessuncouth,tocalltheirgreatfolksafter:evenasshethinksyourself,amongstyourgreatstoreofwords,mighthavefoundsomethingalittlemoregenteeltocallherhairafterthanflax,which,thoughstronganduseful,isratheracoarseandcommonkindofarticle。
\"Andasanotherproofofthegood—willshebearstoyou,shesendsyou,alongwiththelock,apieceofadvice,whichisworthallthehairintheworld,tosaynothingoftheflax。
\"FEARGOD,andtakeyourownpart。There’sBibleinthat,youngman:seehowMosesfearedGod,andhowhetookhisownpartagainsteverybodywhomeddledwithhim。AndseehowDavidfearedGod,andtookhisownpartagainstallthebloodyenemieswhichsurroundedhim—sofearGod,youngman,andnevergivein!Theworldcanbully,andisfond,provideditseesamaninakindofdifficulty,ofgettingabouthim,callinghimcoarsenames,andevengoingsofarastohustlehim:buttheworld,likeallbullies,carriesawhitefeatherinitstail,andnosoonerseesthemantakingoffhiscoat,andofferingtofightitsbest,thanitscattershereandthere,andisalwaysciviltohimafterwards。Sowhenfolksaredisposedtoill—treatyou,youngman,say,’Lordhavemercyuponme!’andthentipthemtoLongMelford,which,asthesayinggoes,thereisnothingcomparableforshortnessalltheworldover;andtheselastwords,youngman,arethelastyouwilleverhavefromherwhoisnevertheless,Youraffectionatefemaleservant,ISOPELBERNERS。
AfterreadingtheletterIsatforsometimemotionless,holdingitinmyhand。ThedaydreaminwhichIhadbeenalittletimebeforeindulging,ofmarryingIsopelBerners,ofgoingwithhertoAmerica,andhavingbyheralargeprogeny,whoweretoassistmeinfellingtrees,cultivatingthesoil,andwhowouldtakecareofmewhenIwasold,wasnowthoroughlydispelled。Isopelhaddesertedme,andwasgonetoAmericabyherself,where,perhaps,shewouldmarrysomeotherperson,andwouldbearhimaprogeny,whowoulddoforhimwhatinmydreamIhadhopedmyprogenybyherwoulddoforme。Thenthethoughtcameintomyheadthatthoughshewasgone,ImightfollowhertoAmerica,butthenIthoughtthatifIdidImightnotfindher;Americawasaverylargeplace,andIdidnotknowtheporttowhichshewasbound;
butIcouldfollowhertotheportfromwhichshehadsailed,andtherepossiblydiscovertheporttowhichshewasbound;
butIdidnotevenknowtheportfromwhichshehadsetout,forIsopelhadnotdatedherletterfromanyplace。Suddenlyitoccurredtomethatthepost—markontheletterwouldtellmefromwhenceitcame,soIforthwithlookedatthebackoftheletter,andinthepost—markreadthenameofawell—
knownandnotverydistantsea—port。Ithenknewwithtolerablecertaintytheportwhereshehadembarked,andI
almostdeterminedtofollowher,butIalmostinstantlydeterminedtodonosuchthing。IsopelBernershadabandonedme,andIwouldnotfollowher;\"Perhaps,\"whisperedPride,\"ifIovertookher,shewouldonlydespisemeforrunningafterher;\"anditalsotoldmeprettyroundly,providedI
ranafterher,whetherIovertookherornot,Ishouldheartilydespisemyself。SoIdeterminednottofollowIsopelBerners;Itookherlockofhair,andlookedatit,thenputitinherletter,whichIfoldedupandcarefullystowedaway,resolvedtokeepbothforever,butIdeterminednottofollowher。Twoorthreetimes,however,duringtheday,Iwaveredinmydetermination,andwasagainandagainalmosttemptedtofollowher,buteverysucceedingtimethetemptationwasfainter。IntheeveningIleftthedingle,andsatdownwithMr。Petulengroandhisfamilybythedoorofhistent;Mr。PetulengrosoonbegantalkingoftheletterwhichIhadreceivedinthemorning。\"IsitnotfromMissBerners,brother?\"saidhe。Itoldhimitwas。\"Isshecomingback,brother?\"\"Never,\"saidI;\"sheisgonetoAmerica,andhasdesertedme。\"\"Ialwaysknewthatyoutwowereneverdestinedforeachother,\"saidhe。\"Howdidyouknowthat?\"Iinquired。\"Thedooktoldmeso,brother;youareborntobeagreattraveller。\"\"Well,\"saidI,\"ifIhadgonewithhertoAmerica,asIwasthinkingofdoing,I
shouldhavebeenagreattraveller。\"\"Youaretotravelinanotherdirection,brother,\"saidhe。\"Iwishyouwouldtellmeallaboutmyfuturewanderings,\"saidI。\"Ican’t,brother,\"saidMr。Petulengro,\"there’sapowerofcloudsbeforemyeye。\"\"Youareapoorseer,afterall,\"saidI;
andgettingup,Iretiredtomydingleandmytent,whereI
betookmyselftomybed,andthere,knowingtheworst,andbeingnolongeragitatedbyapprehension,noragonizedbyexpectation,Iwassoonburiedinadeepslumber,thefirstwhichIhadfallenintoforseveralnights。
CHAPTERXVII
ThePublic—house—LandlordonHisLegsAgain—ABlowinSeason—TheWayoftheWorld—TheGratefulMind—TheHorse’sNeigh。
ITwasratherlateonthefollowingmorningwhenIawoke。AtfirstIwasalmostunconsciousofwhathadoccurredontheprecedingday;recollection,however,bydegreesreturned,andIfeltadeepmelancholycomingoverme,butperfectlyawarethatnoadvantagecouldbederivedfromtheindulgenceofsuchafeeling,Isprangup,preparedmybreakfast,whichIatewithatolerableappetite,andthenleftthedingle,andbetookmyselftothegypsyencampment,whereIenteredintodiscoursewithvariousRomanies,bothmaleandfemale。
Aftersometime,feelingmyselfinbetterspirits,I
determinedtopayanothervisittothelandlordofthepublic—house。FromthepositionofhisaffairswhenIhadlastvisitedhimIentertainedrathergloomyideaswithrespecttohispresentcircumstances。IimaginedthatI
shouldeitherfindhimaloneinhiskitchensmokingawretchedpipe,orincompanywithsomesurlybailifforhisfollower,whomhisfriendthebrewerhadsentintothehouseinordertotakepossessionofhiseffects。
NothingmoreentirelydifferingfromeitheroftheseanticipationscouldhavepresenteditselftomyviewthanwhatIsawaboutoneo’clockintheafternoon,whenIenteredthehouse。Ihadcome,thoughsomewhatinwantofconsolationmyself,toofferanyconsolationwhichwasatmycommandtomyacquaintanceCatchpole,andperhapslikemanyotherpeoplewhogotoahousewith\"dropsofcompassiontremblingontheireyelids,\"Ifeltratherdisappointedatfindingthatnocompassionwasnecessary。Thehousewasthrongedwithcompany,andcriesforaleandporter,hotbrandyandwater,coldginandwater,werenumerous;
moreover,nodesiretoreceiveandnottopayforthelandlord’sliquidswasmanifested—onthecontrary,everybodyseemeddisposedtoplaythemosthonourablepart:
\"Landlord,here’sthemoneyforthisglassofbrandyandwater—domethefavourtotakeit;allright,rememberI
havepaidyou。\"\"Landlord,here’sthemoneyforthepintofhalf—and—half—fourpencehalfpenny,ain’tit?—here’ssixpence;keepthechange—confoundthechange!\"Thelandlord,assistedbyhisniece,bustledabout;hisbrowerect,hischeeksplumpedout,andallhisfeaturesexhibitingakindofsurlysatisfaction。Whereverhemoved,marksofthemostcordialamitywereshownhim,handswerethrustouttograsphis,norwerelooksofrespect,admiration,nay,almostofadoration,wanting。Iobservedonefellow,asthelandlordadvanced,takethepipeoutofhismouth,andgazeuponhimwithakindofgrinofwonder,probablymuchthesameashisancestor,theSaxonloutofold,putonwhenhesawhisidolThur,dressedinanewkirtle。Toavoidthepress,Igotintoacorner,whereonacoupleofchairssattworespectable—lookingindividuals,whetherfarmersorsow—gelders,Iknownot,buthighlyrespectable—looking,whowerediscoursingaboutthelandlord。
\"Suchanother,\"saidone,\"youwillnotfindinasummer’sday。\"\"No,norinthewholeofEngland,\"saidtheother。
\"TomofHopton,\"saidthefirst:\"ah!TomofHopton,\"echoedtheother;\"themanwhocouldbeatTomofHoptoncouldbeattheworld。\"\"Igloryinhim,\"saidthefirst。\"SodoI,\"
saidthesecond,\"I’llbackhimagainsttheworld。Letmehearanyonesayanythingagainsthim,andifIdon’t—\"
then,lookingatme,headded,\"haveyouanythingtosayagainsthim,youngman?\"\"Notaword,\"saidI,\"savethatheregularlyputsmeout。\"\"He’llputanyoneout,\"saidtheman,\"anyoneoutofconceitwithhimself;\"then,liftingamugtohismouth,headded,withahiccough,\"Idrinkhishealth。\"Presentlythelandlord,ashemovedabout,observingme,stoppedshort:\"Ah!\"saidhe,\"areyouhere?I
amgladtoseeyou,comethisway。Standback,\"saidhetohiscompany,asIfollowedhimtothebar,\"standbackformeandthisgentleman。\"Twoorthreeyoungfellowswereinthebar,seeminglysportingyokels,drinkingsherryandsmoking。
\"Come,gentlemen,\"saidthelandlord,\"clearthebar,Imusthaveaclearbarformeandmyfriendhere。\"\"Landlord,whatwillyoutake,\"saidone,\"aglassofsherry?Iknowyoulikeit。\"\"—sherryandyoutoo,\"saidthelandlord,\"Iwantneithersherrynoryourself;didn’tyouhearwhatItoldyou?\"\"Allright,oldfellow,\"saidtheother,shakingthelandlordbythehand,\"allright,don’twishtointrude—butIsupposewhenyouandyourfriendhavedone,Imaycomeinagain;\"then,witha\"sarvant,sir,\"tome,hetookhimselfintothekitchen,followedbytherestofthesportingyokels。
Thereuponthelandlord,takingabottleofalefromabasket,uncorkedit,andpouringthecontentsintotwolargeglasses,handedmeone,andmotioningmetositdown,placedhimselfbyme;then,emptyinghisownglassatadraught,hegaveakindofgruntofsatisfaction,andfixinghiseyesupontheoppositesideofthebar,remainedmotionless,withoutsayingaword,buriedapparentlyinimportantcogitations。Withrespecttomyself,Iswallowedmyalemoreleisurely,andwasabouttoaddressmyfriend,whenhisniece,comingintothebar,saidthatmoreandmorecustomerswerearriving,andhowsheshouldsupplytheirwantsshedidnotknow,unlessherunclewouldgetandhelpher。
\"Thecustomers!\"saidthelandlord,\"letthescoundrelswaittillyouhavetimetoservethem,ortillIhaveleisuretoseeafterthem。\"\"Thekitchenwon’tcontainhalfofthem,\"
saidhisniece。\"Thenletthemsitoutabroad,\"saidthelandlord。\"Buttherearenotbenchesenough,uncle,\"saidtheniece。\"Thenletthemstandorsitontheground,\"saidtheuncle,\"whatcareI;I’llletthemknowthatthemanwhobeatTomofHoptonstandsaswellagainonhislegsasever。\"
Thenopeningasidedoorwhichledfromthebarintothebackyard,hebeckonedmetofollowhim。\"Youtreatyourcustomersinratheracavaliermanner,\"saidI,whenwewerealonetogetherintheyard。
\"Don’tI?\"saidthelandlord;\"andI’lltreatthemmoresoyet;nowIhavegotthewhiphandoftherascalsIintendtokeepit。Idaresayyouareabitsurprisedwithregardtothechangewhichhascomeoverthingssinceyouwerelasthere。I’lltellyouhowithappened。Yourememberinwhatadesperateconditionyoufoundme,thinkingofchangingmyreligion,sellingmysoultothemaninblack,andthengoingandhangingmyselflikePontiusPilate;andIdaresayyoucan’thaveforgottenhowyougavemegoodadvice,mademedrinkale,andgiveupsherry。Well,afteryouweregone,I
feltallthebetterforyourtalk,andwhatyouhadmademedrink,anditwasamercythatIdidfeelbetter;formyniecewasgoneout,poorthing,andIwasleftaloneinthehouse,withoutasoultolookat,ortokeepmefromdoingmyselfamischiefincaseIwassoinclined。Well,thingsworeoninthiswaytillitgrewdusk,whenincamethatblackguardHunterwithhistraintodrinkatmyexpense,andtoinsultmeasusual;thereweremorethanadozenofthem,andaprettysettheylooked。Well,theyorderedaboutinaveryfreeandeasymannerforupwardsofanhourandahalf,occasionallysneeringandjeeringatme,astheyhadbeeninthehabitofdoingforsometimepast;so,asIsaidbefore,thingsworeon,andothercustomerscamein,who,thoughtheydidnotbelongtoHunter’sgang,alsopassedofftheirjokesuponme;for,asyouperhapsknow,weEnglishareasetoflowhounds,whowillalwaystakepartwiththemanybywayofmakingourselvessafe,andcurryingfavourwiththestrongerside。Isaidlittleornothing,formyspiritshadagainbecomeverylow,andIwasverilyscaredandafraid。AllofasuddenIthoughtofthealewhichIhaddrankinthemorning,andofthegooditdidmethen,soIwentintothebar,openedanotherbottle,tookaglass,andfeltbetter;soItookanother,andfeelingbetterstill,Iwentbackintothekitchen,justasHunterandhiscrewwereaboutleaving。
’Mr。Hunter,’saidI,’youandyourpeoplewillpleasetopaymeforwhatyouhavehad?’’Whatdoyoumeanbymypeople?’
saidhe,withanoath。’Ah,whatdoyoumeanbycallingushispeople?’saidtheclan。’Wearenobody’speople;’andthentherewasaprettyloadofabuse,andthreateningtoservemeout。’Well,’saidI,’Iwasperhapswrongtocallthemyourpeople,andbegyourpardonandtheirs。Andnowyouwillpleasetopaymeforwhatyouhavehadyourself,andafterwardsIcansettlewiththem。’’IshallpayyouwhenI
thinkfit,’saidHunter。’Yes,’saidtherest,’andsoshallwe。Weshallpayyouwhenwethinkfit。’’Itellyouwhat,’
saidHunter,’IconceivesIdosuchanoldfoolasyouanhonourwhenIcomesintohishouseanddrinkshisbeer,andgoesawaywithoutpayingforit;’andthentherewasaroaroflaughterfromeverybody,andalmostallsaidthesamething。’Nowdoyoupleasetopayme,Mr。Hunter?’saidI。
’Payyou!’saidHunter;’payyou!Yes,here’sthepay;’andthereuponheheldouthisthumb,twirlingitroundtillitjusttouchedmynose。Ican’ttellyouwhatIfeltthatmoment;akindofmadhousethrillcameuponme,andallI
knowis,thatIbentbackasfarasIcould,thenlungingout,struckhimundertheear,sendinghimreelingtwoorthreeyards,whenhefellonthefloor。Iwishyouhadbutseenhowmycompanylookedatmeandateachother。OneortwooftheclanwenttoraiseHunter,andgethimtofight,butitwasnogo;thoughhewasnotkilled,hehadhadenoughforthatevening。Oh,Iwishyouhadseenmycustomers;
thosewhodidnotbelongtotheclan,butwhohadtakenpartwiththem,andhelpedtojeerandfloutme,nowcameandshookmebythehand,wishingmejoy,andsayingas,how’I
wasabravefellow,andhadservedthebullyright!’Asfortheclan,theyallsaidHunterwasboundtodomejustice;sotheymadehimpaymewhatheowedforhimself,andthereckoningofthoseamongthemwhosaidtheyhadnomoney。
Twoorthreeofthemthenledhimaway,whilethereststayedbehind,andflatteredme,andworshippedme,andcalledHunterallkindsofdogs’names。Whatdoyouthinkofthat?\"
\"Why,\"saidI,\"itmakesgoodwhatIreadinaletterwhichI
receivedyesterday。Itisjustthewayoftheworld。\"
\"A’n’tit,\"saidthelandlord。\"Well,thata’n’tall;letmegoon。Goodfortuneneveryetcamealone。Inaboutanhourcomeshomemypoorniece,almostinhighsterrickswithjoy,smilingandsobbing。ShehadbeentotheclergymanofM—,thegreatpreacher,towhosechurchshewasinthehabitofgoing,andtowhosedaughtersshewaswellknown;andtohimshetoldalamentabletaleaboutmydistresses,andaboutthesnareswhichhadbeenlaidformysoul;andsowelldidshepleadmycause,andsostrongdidtheyoungladiesbackallshesaid,thatthegoodclergymanpromisedtostandmyfriend,andtolendmesufficientmoneytosatisfythebrewer,andtogetmysouloutofthesnaresofthemaninblack;andsureenoughthenextmorningthetwoyoungladiesbroughtmethefiftypounds,whichIforthwithcarriedtothebrewer,whowasmonstrouslycivil,sayingthathehopedanylittlemisunderstandingwehadhadwouldnotpreventourbeinggoodfriendsinfuture。Thata’n’tall;thepeopleoftheneighbouringcountyhearingasifbyartwitchcraftthatIhadlickedHunter,andwasongoodtermswiththebrewer,forthwithbegantocomeincrowdstolookatme,paymehomage,andbemycustomers。Moreover,fiftyscoundrelswhoowedmemoney,andwouldhaveseenmestarveratherthanhelpmeaslongastheyconsideredmeadownpin,rememberedtheirdebts,andcameandpaidmemorethantheyowed。Thata’n’tall;thebrewerbeingabouttoestablishastage—coachandthree,torunacrossthecountry,saysitshallstopandchangehorsesatmyhouse,andthepassengersbreakfastandsupasitgoesandreturns。Hewishesme—whomhecallsthebestmaninEngland—togivehissonlessonsinboxing,whichhesaysheconsidersafinemanlyEnglishart,andagreatdefenceagainstPopery—notwithstandingthatonlyamonthago,whenheconsideredmeadownpin,hewasinthehabitofrailingagainstitasablackguardpractice,andagainstmeasablackguardforfollowingit;soIamgoingtocommencewithyounghopefulto—morrow。\"