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  ’Ishan’tgonearSirRaffleBuffletomorrow,noryetthenextday。Youmustn’tsupposethatIamafraidofSirRaffleBuffle。’

  ’YouareonlyafraidofLilyDale。’FromallwhichitmaybeseenthatMrsArabinandJohnEameshadbecomeveryintimateontheirwayhome。

  ItwasthenarrangedthatheshouldcallonMrToogoodthatsamenightorearlynextmorning,andthatheshouldcometothehotelattwelveo’clockonthenextday。Goingalongoneofthepassageshepassedtwogentlemeninshovelhats,withveryblacknewcoatsandknee—breeches;

  andJohnnycouldnotbuthearafewwordswhichoneclericalgentlemansaidtotheother。’Shewasawomanofgreatenergy,ofwonderfulspirit,butafirebrand,mylord——acompletefirebrand!’ThenJohnnyknewthattheDeanofAwastalkingtotheBishopofBaboutthelateMrsProudie。

  CHAPTERLXXI

  MRTOOGOODATSILVERBRIDGE

  WewillnowgobacktoMrToogoodashestartedforSilverbridge,onthereceiptofMrsArabin’stelegramfromVenice。’IgavechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney。WillwritetoArchdeaconGrantlytoday,andreturnhomeatonce。’ThatwasthetelegramwhichMrToogoodreceivedathisoffice,andonreceivingwhichheresolvedthathemuststarttoBarchesterimmediately。’Itisn’tcertainlywhatyouwouldcallapayingbusiness,’hesaidtohispartner,whocontinuedtogrumble;

  ’butitmustbedoneallthesame。Ifitdon’tgetintotheledgerinonewayitwillinanother。’SoMrToogoodstartedforSilverbridge,havingsenttohishouseinTavistockSquareforasmallbag,acleanshirt,andatoothbrush。Andashewentdowntotherailway—carriage,beforehewenttosleep,heturneditalloverinhismind。’Poordevil!

  Iwonderwhetheranymansufferedsomuchbefore。Andasforthatwoman——it’stenthousandpitiesthatsheshouldhavediedbeforesheheardit。Talkofheart—complaint!;she’dhavehadatouchofheart—

  complaintifshehadknownthis!’Then,ashewasspeculatinghowMrsArabincouldhavecomepossessedofthechequehewenttosleep。

  HemadeuphismindthatthefirstpersontobeseenwasMrWalker,andafterthathewould,ifpossible,gotoArchdeaconGrantly。HewasatfirstmindedtogoatoncetoHogglestock;butwhenherememberedhowverystrangeMrCrawleywasinallhisways,andtoldhimselfprofessionallythattelegramswerebutbadsourcesofevidenceonwhichtodependfordetails,hethoughtthatitwouldbesaferifhewerefirsttoseeMrWalker。Therewouldbeverylittledelay。Inadayortwothearchdeaconwouldreceivehisletter,andinadayortwoafterthatMrsArabinwouldprobablybeathome。

  ItwaslateintheeveningbeforeMrToogoodreachedthehouseoftheSilverbridgesolicitor,havingthetelegramcarefullyfoldedinhispocket;andhewasshownintothedining—roomwhiletheservanttookhisnameuptoMrWalker。Theclerksweregone,andtheofficewasclosed;

  andpersonscomingonbusinessatsuchtimes——astheyoftendidcometothathouse——werealwaysshownintotheparlour。’Idon’tknowwhethermastercanseeyoutonight,’saidthegirl;’butifhecan,he’llcomedown。’

  WhenthecardwasbroughtuptoMrWalkerhewassittingalonewithhiswife。’It’sToogood,’saidhe;’poorCrawley’scousin。’

  ’Iwonderwhetherhehasfoundanythingout,’saidMrsWalker。’Mayhenotcomeuphere?’ThenMrToogoodwassummonedintothedrawing—room,tothemaid’sastonishment;forMrToogoodhadmadenotoiletsacrificestothegoddessofgracewhopresidesovereveningsocietyinprovincialtowns——andpresentedhimselfwiththetelegraminhishand。’WehavefoundoutallaboutpoorCrawley’scheque,’hesaid,beforethemaid—servanthadclosedthedoor。’Lookatthat,’andhehandedthetelegramtoMrWalker。Thepoorgirlwasobligedtogo,thoughshewouldhavegivenoneherearstoknowtheexactcontentsofthatbitofpaper。

  ’Walker,whatisit?’saidhiswife,beforeWalkerhadhadtimetomakethecontentsofthedocumenthisown。

  ’HegotitfromMrsArabin,’saidToogood。

  ’No!’saidMrsWalker。’Ithoughtthatwasitallalong。’

  ’It’sapityyoudidn’tsaysobefore,’saidMrWalker。

  ’SoIdid;butalawyerthinksthatnobodycaneverseenanythingbuthimself;——beggingyourpardon,MrToogood,butIforgotyouwereoneofus。But,Walker,doreadit。’Thenthetelegramwasread;’IgavethechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney’——withtherestofit。’Iknewitwouldcomeout,’saidMrsWalker。’Iwasquitesureofit。’

  ’Butwhythemischiefdidn’thesayso?’saidWalker。

  ’Hedidsayhegotitfromthedean,’saidToogood。

  ’Buthedidn’tgetitfromthedean;andthedeanclearlyknewnothingaboutit。’

  ’I’lltellyouwhatitis,’saidMrsWalker;’ithasbeensomeprivatetransactionbetweenMrCrawleyandMrsArabin,whichthedeanknewnothingabout;andsohewouldn’ttell。ImustsayIhonourhim。’

  ’Idon’tthinkithasbeenthat,’saidWalker。’HadheknownallthroughthatithadcomefromMrsArabin,hewouldneverhavesaidthatMrSoamesgaveittohim,andthenthatthedeangaveittohim。’

  ’Thetruthhasbeenthathehasknownnothingaboutit,’saidToogood;

  ’andweshallhavetotellhim。’

  AtthatmomentMaryWalkercameintotheroom,andMrsWalkercouldnotconstrainherself。’Mary,MrCrawleyisallright。Hedidn’tstealthecheque。MrsArabingaveittohim。’

  ’Whosaysso?Howdoyouknow?Oh,dear;Iamsohappy,ifit’strue。’

  ThenshesawMrToogoodandcurtseyed。

  ’Itisquitetrue,mydear,’saidMrWalker。’MrToogoodhashadamessagebythewiresfromMrsArabinatVenice。Sheiscominghomeatonce,andnodoubteverythingwillbeputright。Inthemeantime,itmaybeaquestionwhetherweshouldnotholdourtongues。MrCrawleyhimself,Isuppose,knowsnothingofityet?’

  ’Notaword,’saidToogood。

  ’Papa,ImusttellMissPrettyman,’saidMary。

  ’IshouldthinkthatprobablyallSilverbridgeknowsitbythistime,’

  saidMrsWalker,’becauseJanewasintheroomwhentheannouncementwasmade。Youmaybesurethateveryservantinthehousehasbeentold。’

  MaryWalker,notwaitingforanyfurthercommandfromherfather,hurriedoutoftheroomtoconveythesecrettoherspecialcircleoffriends。

  ItwasknownthroughoutSilverbridgethatnight,andindeeditmadesomuchcommotionthatitkeptmanypeopleforanhouroutoftheirbeds。

  Ladieswhowerenotinthehabitofgoingoutlateatnightwithouttheflyfromthe’GeorgeandVulture’,tiedtheirheadsupintheirhandkerchiefs,andhurriedupanddownthestreettotelleachotherthatthegreatsecrethadbeendiscovered,andthatintruthMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque。Thesolutionofthemysterywasnotknowntoall——wasknownonthatnightonlytotheveryselectportionofthearistocracyofSilverbridgetowhomitwascommunicatedbyMaryWalkerorMissAnnePrettyman。ForMaryWalker,whenearnestlyentreatedbyJane,theparlour—maid,totellhersomethingmoreofthegreatnews,hadsofarrespectedherfather’scautionastosaynotawordaboutMrsArabin。’Isittrue,MissMary,thathedidn’tstealit?’Janeaskedimploringly。’Itistrue。Hedidnotstealit。’’Andwhodid,MissMary?

  IndeedIwon’ttellanybody。’’Nobody。Butdon’taskanymorequestions,forIwon’tanswerthem。Getmemyhatatonce,forIwanttogouptoMissPrettyman’s。’ThenJanegotMissWalker’shat,andimmediatelyafterwardsscamperedintothekitchenwiththenews。’Oh,law,cook,it’sallcomeout!MrCrawley’sasinnocentastheunbornbabe。Thegentlemanupstairswhat’sjustcome,andwashereoncebefore——forI

  know’dhimimmediate——Iheardhimsayso。Andmastersaidsotoo。’

  ’Didmastersaysohisownself?’askedthecook。

  ’Indeedhedid;andMissMarytoldmethesamethismoment。’

  ’Ifmastersaidso,thenthereain’tadoubtasthey’llfindhiminnocent。Andwhotook’d,Jane?’

  ’MissMarysaysasnobodydidn’tstealit。’

  ’That’snonsense,Jane。Itstandstoreasonassomebodyhaditashadn’toughttohavehadit。ButI’mgladasanythingashowthepoorreverendgent’llcomeoff;——Iam。Theytellsmeit’sweekssometimesbeforeabitofbutcher’smeatfindsitswayintohishouse。’Thenthegroomandthehousemaidandthecook,oneafteranother,tookoccasiontoslipoutoftheback—door,andpoorJane,whohadreallybeentheownerofthenews,waslefttoanswerthebell。

  MissWalkerfoundthetwoMissPrettymanssittingtogetherovertheiraccountsintheelderMissPrettyman’sprivateroom。AndshecouldseeatoncebysignswhichwerenotunfamiliartoherthatMissAnnePrettymanwasbeingscolded。ItoftenhappenedthatMissAnnePrettymanwasscolded,especiallywhentheaccountswerebroughtoutuponthetable。’Sister,theyareillegible,’MaryWalkerheard,astheservantopenedthedoorforher。

  ’Idon’tthinkit’squitesobadasthat,’saidMissAnne,unabletorestrainherdefence。Then,asMaryenteredtheroom,MissPrettymantheelderlaidherhandsdownoncertainbooksandpapersasthoughtohidethemfromprofaneeyes。

  ’Iamgladtoseeyou,Mary,’saidMissPrettymangravely。

  ’I’vebroughtsuchapieceofnews,’saidMary。’Iknewyou’dbegladtohearit,soIventuredtodisturbyou。’

  ’Isitgoodnews?’saidAnnePrettyman。

  ’Verygoodnews。MrCrawleyisinnocent。’

  Boththeladiessprangontotheirlegs。EvenMissPrettymanherselfjumpedupontoherlegs。’No!’saidAnne。’Yourfatherhasdiscoveredit?’saidMissPrettyman。

  ’Notexactlythat。MrToogoodhascomedownfromLondontotellhim。

  MrToogood,youknow,isMrCrawley’scousin;andheisalawyer,likepapa。’Itmaybeobservedthatladiesbelongingtothefamiliesofsolicitorsalwaystalkaboutlawyers,andneveraboutattorneysorbarristers。

  ’AnddoesMrToogoodsaythatMrCrawleyisinnocent?’askedMissPrettyman。

  ’HehashearditbyamessagefromMrsArabin。Butyoumustn’tmentionthis。Youwon’t,please,becausepapaaskedmenot。ItoldhimthatI

  shouldtellyou。’Then,forthefirsttime,thefrownpassedawayentirelyfromMissPrettyman’sface,andthepapersandaccountbookswerepushedaside,asbeingofnomoment。Marycontinuedherstoryalmostinawhisper。’ItwasMrsArabinwhosentthechequetoMrCrawley。Shesayssoherself。SothatmakesMrCrawleyquiteinnocent。I

  amsoglad。’

  ’Butisn’titoddhedidn’tsayso?’saidMissPrettyman。

  ’Nevertheless,it’strue。’saidMary。

  ’Perhapsheforgot,’saidAnnePrettyman。

  ’Mendon’tforgetsuchthingsasthat,’saidtheeldersister。

  ’IreallydothinkthatMrCrawleycouldforgetanything,’saidtheyoungersister。

  ’Youmaybesureit’strue,’saidMaryWalker,’becausepapasaidso。’

  ’Ifhesaidso,itmustbetrue,’saidMissPrettyman;’andIamrejoiced。Ireallyamrejoiced。Poorman!Poorill—usedman!Andnobodyhaseverbelievedthathehasreallybeenguilty,eventhoughtheymayhavethoughtthathespentthemoneywithoutanyproperrighttoit。Andnowhewillgetoff。But,dearme,Mary,MrSmithetoldmeyesterdaythathehadalreadygivenuphisliving,andthatMrSpooner,theminorcanon,wastryingtogetitfromthedean。ButthatwasbecauseMrSpoonerandMrsProudiehadquarrelled;andasMrsProudieisgone,MrSpoonerverylikelywon’twanttomovenow。’

  ’They’llnevergoandputanybodyinHogglestock,Annabella,overMrCrawley’shead,’saidAnne。

  ’Ididn’tsaythattheywould。SurelyImaybeallowedtorepeatwhatI

  hear,likeanotherperson,withoutbeingsnappedup。’

  ’Ididn’tmeantosnapyouup,Annabella。’

  ’You’realwayssnappingmeup。Butifthisistrue,IcannotsayhowgladIam。MypoorGrace!Now,Isuppose,therewillbenodifficulty,andGracewillbecomeagreatlady。’ThentheydiscussedveryminutelythechancesofGraceCrawley’spromotion。

  JohnWalker,MrWinthrop,andseveralothersofthechosenspiritsofSilverbridge,wereplayingwhistataprovincialclub,whichhadestablisheditselfinthetown,whenthenewswasbroughttothem。

  ThoughMrWinthropwasthepartnerofthegreatWalker,andthoughJohnWalkerwasthegreatman’sson,Ifearthatthenewsreachedtheirearsinbutanunderhandsortofway。Asforthegreatmanhimself,heneverwentneartheclub,preferringhisslippersandteaathome。TheWalkeriangroom,rushingupthestreettothe’GeorgeandVulture’,pausedamomenttotellhistidingstotheclubporter;fromtheclubporteritwaswhisperedrespectfullytotheSilverbridgeapothecary,who,byspecialgrace,wasamemberoftheclub——andwasbyhimrepeatedwithmuchcautioussolemnityoverthecard—table。’Whotoldyouthat,Balsam?’saidJohnWalker,throwingdownhiscards。

  ’I’vejustheardit,’saidBalsam。

  ’Idon’tbelieveit,’saidJohn。

  ’Ishouldn’twonderifit’strue,’saidWinthrop。’Ialwayssaidthatsomethingwouldturnup。’

  ’Willyoubetthreetooneheisnotfoundguilty?’saidJohnWalker。

  ’Done,’saidWinthrop;’inpounds。’Thatmorningtheoddsintheclubagainsttheeventhadbeenonlytwotoone。Butasthematterwasdiscussed,themenintheclubbegantobelievethetidings,andbeforehewenthome,JohnWalkerwouldhavebeengladtohedgehisbetonanyterms。Afterhehadspokentohisfather,hegavehismoneyupforlost。

  ButMrWalker——thegreatWalker——hadmoretodothatnightbeforehissoncamehomefromtheclub。HeandMrToogoodagreedthatitwouldberightthattheyshouldseeDrTempestatonce,andtheywentovertogethertotherectory。Itwaspasttenatthistime,andtheyfoundthedoctoralmostintheactofputtingoutthecandlesforthenight。

  ’Icouldnotbutcometoyou,doctor,’saidMrWalker,’withthenewsthatmyfriendhasbrought。MrsArabingavethechequetoCrawley。Hereisatelegramfromhersayingso。’Andthetelegramwashandedtothedoctor。

  Hestoodperfectlysilentforafewminutes,readingitoverandoveragain。’Iseeitall,’hesaid,whenhespokeatlast。’Iseeitallnow;andImustownIwasneverbeforesomuchpuzzledinmylife。’

  ’IownIcan’tseewhysheshouldhavegivenhimMrSoames’scheque,’

  saidMrWalker。

  ’Ican’tsaywhereshegotit,andIownIdon’tmuchcare,’saidDrTempest。’ButIdon’tdoubtbutwhatshegavehimwithouttellingthedean,andthatCrawleythoughtitcamefromthedean。I’mveryglad。I

  am,indeed,veryglad。IdonotknowthatIeverpitiedamansomuchinmylifeasIhavepitiedMrCrawley。’

  ’Itmusthavebeenahardcasewhenithasmovedhim,’saidMrWalkertoToogoodastheylefttheclergyman’shouse;andthentheSilverbridgeattorneysawtheattorneyfromLondonhometotheinn。

  ItwasthegeneralopinionatSilverbridgethatthenewsfromVeniceoughttobecommunicatedtotheCrawleysbyMajorGrantly。MaryWalkerhadexpressedthisopinionverystrongly,andhermotherhadagreedwithher。MissPrettymanalsofeltthatpoeticaljustice,or,atleast,theromanceofjustice,demandedthis;and,asshetoldhersisterAnneafterMaryWalkerlefther,shewasoftheopinionthatsuchanarrangementmighttendtomakethingssafe。’Idothinkheisanhonestmanandafinefellow,’saidMissPrettyman;’but,mydear,youknowwhattheproverbsays,\"There’smanyaslip’twixtcupandlip\"。’MissPrettymanthoughtthananythingwhichmightbedonetopreventaslipoughttobedone。TheideathatthepleasanttaskoftakingthenewsouttoHogglestockoughttobeconfidedtoMajorGrantlywasverygeneral;

  butthenMrWalkerwasoftheopinionthatthenewsoughtnottobetakentoHogglestockatalltillsomethingmorecertainthanthetelegramhadreachedthem。EarlyonthefollowingmorningthetwolawyersshouldgooveratoncetoBarchester,andthattheSilverbridgelawyershouldseeMajorGrantly。MrToogoodwasstilloftheopinionthatwithduediligencesomethingmightyetbelearnedastothechequebyinquiryamongthedenizensof’TheDragonofWantly’;andhisopiniontothiseffectwasstrongerthaneverwhenhelearnedfromMrWalkerthatthe’DragonofWantly’belongedtoMrsArabin。

  MrWalker,afterbreakfast,hadhimselfdrivenupinhisopencarriagetoCosbyLodge,and,asheenteredthegates,observedthattheauctioneer’sbillsastothesalehadbeenpulleddown。TheMrWalkersoftheworldknoweverything,andourMrWalkerhadquiteunderstoodthatthemajorwasleavingCosbyLodgebecauseofsomemisunderstandingwithhisfather。Theexactnatureofthemisunderstandinghedidnotknow,eventhoughhewasMrWalker,buthadlittledoubtthatitreferredinsometoGraceCrawley。Itthearchdeacon’sobjectiontoGracearosefromtheimputationagainstthefather,thatobjectionwouldnowberemoved,buttheabolitionoftheposterscouldnotasyethavebeenowingtoanysuchcauseasthat。MrWalkerfoundthemajoratthegateofthefarmyardattachedtoCosbyLodge,andperceivedthatatthatverymomenthewasengagedinsuperintendingtheabolitionofsundryotherauctioneer’sbillsfromsundryposts。’Whatisallthisabout?’

  saidMrWalker,greetingthemajor。’Istheretobenosaleafterall?’

  ’Ithasbeenpostponed,’saidthemajor。

  ’Postponedforgood,Ihope?Billtobereadagainthisdaysixmonths!’saidMrWalker。

  ’Iratherthinknot。Butcircumstanceshaveinducedmetohavetoputitoff。’

  MrWalkerhadgotoutofthecarriage,andhadtakenMajorGrantlyaside。’Justcomealittlefurther,’hesaid;’I’vesomethingspecialtotellyou。NewsreachedmelastnightwhichwillclearMrCrawleyaltogether。Weknownowwherehegotthecheque。’

  ’Youdon’ttellmeso!’

  ’Yes,Ido。Andthoughthenewshadreachedusinsuchawaythatwecannotactuponittillit’sconfirmed,Idonotintheleastdoubtit。’

  ’Andhowdidhegetit?’

  ’Youcannotguess?’

  ’Notintheleast,’saidthemajor;’unless,afterall,Soamesgaveittohim。’

  ’Soamesdidnotgiveittohim,butMrsArabindid。’

  ’MrsArabin?’

  ’Yes,MrsArabin。’

  ’Notthedean?’

  ’No,notthedean。Whatweknowisthis,thatyouraunthastelegraphedtoCrawley’scousin,Toogood,tosaythatshegaveCrawleythecheque,andthatshehaswrittentoyourfatheraboutitatlength。WedonotliketotellCrawleytillthatletterhasbeenreceived。Itissoeasy,youknow,tomisunderstandatelegram,andthewrongcopyingofawordmaymakesuchamistake!’

  ’Whenwasitreceived?’

  ’ToogoodreceiveditinLondononlyyesterdaymorning。Yourfatherwillnotgethisletter,asIcalculate,tillthedayaftertomorrow。But,perhaps,youhadbettergoovertoseehim,andpreparehimforit。

  ToogoodhasgonetoBarchesterthismorning。’TothispropositionGrantlymadenoimmediateanswer。Hecouldnotbutrememberthetermsonwhichhehadlefthisfather;andthoughhehad,mostunwillingly,pulleddowntheauctioneer’sbills,incompliancewithhismother’slastprayertohim——and,indeed,hadangrilytoldtheauctioneertosendhimhisbillwhentheauctioneerhaddemurredtotheseproceedings——

  neverthelesshewashardlypreparedtodiscussthematterofMrCrawleywithhisfatherinpleasantwords——inwordswhichshouldbefullofrejoicing。Itwasagreatthingforhim,HenryGrantly,thatMrCrawleyshouldbeinnocent,andhedidrejoice;buthehadintendedhisfathertounderstandthathemeanttopersevere,whetherMrCrawleywereinnocentorguilty,andthushewouldnowloseanopportunityforestablishinghisobstinacy——anopportunitywhichhadnotbeenwithoutacharmforhim。Hemustconsolehimselfasbesthemightwiththereturningprospectofassuredprosperity,andwithhisrenewedhopesastothePlumsteadfoxes!’Wethink,major,thatwhenthetimecomesyououghttobethebearerofthenewstoHogglestock,’saidMrWalker。ThenthemajordidundertaketoconveythenewstoHogglestock,buthemadenopromiseastogoingovertoPlumstead。

  CHAPTERLXXII

  MRTOOGOODAT’THEDRAGONOFWANTLY’

  InaccordancewithhisarrangementwithMrWalker,MrToogoodwentovertoBarchesterearlyinthemorningandputhimselfupat’TheDragonofWantly’。Henowknewthefollowingfacts:thatMrSoames,whenhelostthecheque,hadhadwithhimoneoftheservantsfromthatinn——thatthemanwhohadbeenwithMrSoameshadgonetoNewZealand——thatthechequehadfounditswayintothehandsofMrsArabin,andthatMrsArabinwastheowneroftheinninquestion。Somuchhebelievedtobewithinhisknowledge,andifhisknowledgeshouldprovetobecorrect,hisworkwouldbedoneasfarasMrCrawleywasconcerned。IfMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque,andifthatcouldbeproved,itwouldbeaquestionofnogreatmomenttoMrToogoodwhohadstolenit。Buthewasasportsmaninhisownlinewholikedtoaccountforhisownfox。AshewasdownatBarchester,hethoughtthathemightaswelllearnhowthechequehadgotintoMrsArabin’shands。Nodoubtthatforherownpossessionofitshewouldbeabletoaccountonherreturn。Butitmightbewellthatheshouldbepreparedwithanysmallcircumstantialdetailswhichhemightbeabletopickupattheinn。

  HereachedBarchesterbeforebreakfast,andinorderinghisteaandtoast,remindedtheoldwaiterwiththedirtytowelofhisformeracquaintancewithhim。’Irememberyou,sir,’saidtheoldwaiter。’I

  rememberyouverywell。YouwasaskingquestionsaboutthechequewhichMrSoameslostbeforeChristmas。’MrToogoodcertainlyhadaskedonequestiononthesubject。HehadinquiredwhetheracertainmanwhohadgonetoNewZealandhadbeenthepost—boywhoaccompaniedMrSoameswhenthechequewaslost;andthewaiterhadprofessedtoknownothingaboutMrSoamesorthecheque。Henowperceivedatoncethatthegistofthequestionhadremainedintheoldman’smind,andthathewasrecognisedasbeinginsomewayconnectedwiththelostmoney。

  ’DidI?Ah,yes;IthinkIdid。AndIthinkyoutoldmethathewastheman?’

  ’No,sir;Inevertoldyouthat。’

  ’Thenyoutoldmehewasn’t。’

  ’NorIdidn’ttellyouthatneither,’saidthewaiterangrily。

  ’Thenwhatthedevildidyoutellme?’Tothisfurtherquestionthewaitersulkilydeclinedtogiveanyanswer,andsoonafterwardslefttheroom。Toogood,assoonashehaddonehisbreakfast,rangthebell,andthesamemanappeared。’WillyoutellMrStringerthatIshouldbegladtoseehimifhe’sdisengaged,’saidMrToogood。’Iknowhe’sbadwiththegout,andthereforeifhe’llallowme,I’llgotohiminsteadofhiscomingtome。’MrStringerwasthelandlordoftheinn。Thewaiterhesitatedamoment,andthendeclaredthattothebestofhisbeliefhismasterwasnotdown。Hewouldgoandsee。Toogood,however,wouldnotwaitforthat;butrisingquicklyandpassingthewaiter,crossedthehallfromthecoffee—room,andenteredwhatwascalledthebar。Thebarwasasmallroomconnectedwiththehallbyalargeopenwindow,atwhichordersforroomsweregivenandcashwaspaid,andglassesofbeerwereconsumed——andagooddealofmiscellaneousconversationwascarriedon。Thebarmaidwashereatthewindow,andtherewasalso,inthecorneroftheroom,amanatadeskwitharednose。ToogoodknewthatthemanatthedeskwiththerednosewasMrStringer’sclerk。Somuchhehadlearnedinhisformerrummagingabouttheinn。Andhealsorememberedatthismomentthathehadobservedthemanwiththerednosestandingunderanarrowarchwayinthecloseashewascomingoutofthedeanery,ontheoccasionofhisvisittoMrHarding。Ithadnotoccurredtohimthenthatthemanwiththerednosewaswatchinghim,butitdidoccurtohimnowthatthemanwiththerednosehadbeenthere,underthearch,withtheexpresspurposeofwatchinghimonthatoccasion。MrToogoodpassedquicklythroughthebarintotheinnerparlour,inwhichwassittingMrStringer,thelandlord,proppedamonghiscushions。

  Toogood,asheenteredthehotel,hadseenMrStringersoplaced,throughthetwodoors,whichatthatmomenthadbothhappenedtobeopen。Heknewthereforethathisoldfriendthewaiterhadnotbeenquitetruetohiminsuggestingthathismasterwasnotasyetdown。AsToogoodcastaglanceofhiseyeonthemanwiththerednose,hetoldhimselftheoldstoryoftheapparitionunderthearchway。

  ’MrStringer,’saidMrToogoodtothelandlord,’IhopeI’mnotintruding。’

  ’Ohdear,nosir,’saidtheforlornman。’Nobodyeverintrudescominginhere。I’malwayshappytoseegentlemen——only,mostly,I’msobadwiththegout。’

  ’Haveyougotasharptouchofitnow,MrStringer?’

  ’Notjusttoday,sir。I’vebeenalittleeasiersinceSaturday。Theworstofthisburstisover。ButLordblessyou,sir,itdon’tleaveme——notforasinglefortnightatatime,now;itdon’t。Anditain’twhatIdrink,noritain’twhatIeat。’

  ’Constitutional,Isuppose?’saidToogood。

  ’Lookhere,sir’;andStringershowedhisvisitorthechalkstonesinallhisknuckles。’TheysayI’mamassofchalk。Isometimesthinkthey’llbreakmeuptomarkthescoresbehindmyowndoorwith。’AndMrStringerlaughedathisownwit。

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