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  Thenshesatupwithherbackasstraightasifshewastwenty。\"Mydearyoungfellow,neverdoyoubuytrashinthesetrains。Hereyouarewithyourcoatfullof——what’sGadsden’sabsurdrazorconcoctions——strut——strop——bother!AndChinesepastebuttons。Lastsummer,ontheNorthernPacific,themanofferedyourcat’s—eyestomeasnativegemsfoundexclusivelyinDakota。ButIjustsatandmentionedtohimthatIwasonmywayhomefromaholidayinChina,andhewentrightoutofthecar。ThelastdayIwasinCantonIboughtaboxofthosecat’s—eyesateightcentsadozen。\"Afterthiswespokealittleonothersubjects,andnowshe’sbusywritingagain。

  She’sonbusinessinCalifornia,butwillreadapaperatLosAngelesattheannualmeetingoftheGoldenDaughtersoftheWest。Themealstationiscoming,butwehaveagreedto——

  Later,Fridayafternoon。——Ihavebeeninterruptedagain。Gadsdenentered,removedhishat,andshouted:\"Sharon。Twentyminutesfordinner。\"Iwascallingtheportertoorderabuffetlunchinthecarwhentheretrampedinuponusthreelargemenofsuchappearancethataflashofthankfulnesswentthroughmeathavingsolittleready—moneyandonlyasilverwatch。Mrs。Brewtonlookedatthemandsaid,\"Well,gentlemen?\"

  andtheytookofftheirembroideredMexicanhats。\"We’vegotababyshowhere,\"saidoneofthem,slowly,lookingatme,\"andwe’dbekindofobligedifyou’dholdthebox。\"\"There’slunchputupinabasketforyoutotakealong,\"saidthenext,\"andabottleofwine——champagne。Solosingyourdinnerwon’tloseyounothing。\"\"We’relookingforsomebodyraisedEastandwithoutlocalprejudice,\"saidthethird。\"SowecometothePullman。\"Inowsawthatsofarfrompurposingtorobustheywereinagreatandhonestdistressofmind。\"ButIamnojudgeofababy,\"saidI;\"notbeingmar——\"\"Youdon’thavetobe,\"brokeinthefirst,moreslowlyandearnestly。\"It’safairandsecretballotwe’restrivingfor。

  Thevotesiswroteoutandready,andallwe’reshyofisastrangerwithoutfamilytiesorbusinessintereststoholdtheboxanddothecounting。\"Hisdeeptonesceased,andhewipedheavydropsfromhisforeheadwithhisshirtsleeve。\"We’dbekindofawfulobligedtoyou,\"

  heurged。\"Thetownwouldbeliabletomakeittwobottles,\"saidthesecond。Thethirdbroughthisfistdownonthebackofaseatandsaid,\"I’llmakeitthatnow。\"\"But,gentlemen,\"saidI,\"five,six,andsevenyearsagoIwasnotastrangerinSharon。IfmyfriendDeanDrakewasstillhere——\"\"Butheain’t。Nowyoumightaswellhelpfolks,andeatlater。Thistownwilltrustyou。Andifyouquitus——\"Oncemorehewipedtheheavydropsaway,whileinavoicefullofappealhisfriendfinishedhisthought:\"Ifweloseyou,we’lllikelyhavetowaittillthistraincomesinto—morrowforamansatisfactorytothistown。Andtheshowiscostingusaheap。\"Alighthandtappedmyarm,andherewasMrs。Brewtonsaying:\"Forshame!Showyourenterprise。\"\"I’llholdthisyeretrain,\"

  shoutedGadsden,\"ifnecessary。\"Mrs。Brewtonrosealertly,andtheyallhurriedmeout。\"MyslipperswillstayrightonwhenI’mdownthesteps,\"

  saidMrs。Brewton,andGadsdenhelpedherdescendintotheblazingdustandsunofSharon。\"Gracious!\"saidshe,\"whataplace!ButImakeitapointtoseeeverythingasIgo。\"Nothinghadchanged。There,asofold,laytheflatlitterofthetown——sheds,stores,anddwellings,ashapelesscongregationinthedesert,gapingwideeverywheretotheglassy,quiveringimmensity;andthere,abovetheroofs,turnedtheslattedwind—wheels。Butclosetothetracks,oppositethehotel,wasanedifice,asortoftentofbunting,fromwhichbrassmusicissued,whileaboutahundredpinkandbluesun—bonnetsmovedandmixedneartheentrance。LittleblackMexicans,likecharredtoys,loungedandlaystaringamongtheungradeddunesofsand。\"Gracious!\"saidMrs。Brewtonagain。Hereyelostnothing;andasshemadeforthetentthechintzpeo—

  niesflowedaroundher,andherstepwassurprisinglylight。Wepassedthroughthesunbonnetsandenteredwherethemusicplayed。\"Thepreciousblesseddarlings!\"sheexclaimed,claspingherhands。\"ThiswilldofortheGoldenDaughters,\"sherapidlyadded;\"yes,thiswilldistinctlydo。\"

  Andshehastenedawayfrommeintothethrong。

  Ihadnotimetolookatmuchthisfirstgeneralminute。Icouldseetherewerebooths,eachcontainingaseparatebaby。Ipassedawholesectionofnakedbabies,andonebabyfartheralonghadongoldenwingsandacrown,andwasbawlingfrightfully。Theirnameswereoverthebooths,andInoticedLucille,ErskineWales,BanquoLickNolin,Cuba,Manilla,Ellabelle,BoscoGrady,JamesJ。CorbettNash,andAquaMarine。

  Therewasagreatsignattheend,painted\"Mrs。Eden’sMannaintheWilderness,\"andanothersign,labelled\"Shot—gunSmith’stwins。\"InthemidstofthesefirstfewimpressionsIfoundmyselfseatedbehindabaretableraisedthreefeetorso,withtwoboxesonit,andaquantityofblankpaperandpencils,whileoneofthemenwasexplainingmetherulesandfacts。Ican’trememberthemallnow,becauseIcouldn’tunderstandthemallthen,andMrs。Brewtonwasdistantamongthesun—bonnets,talkingtoagatheringcrowdandfeelinginthemouthsofbabiesthatwerebeingsnatchedoutoftheboothsandbroughttoher。Themanwasinstructingmesteadilyallthewhile,anditoccurredtometonodsilentlyandcoldlynowandthen,asifIwasdoingthissortofthingeveryday。ButIinsistedthatsomeoneshouldhelpmecount,andtheygavemeGadsden。

  NowthesefactsIdorememberveryclearly,andshallneverforgetthem。

  Thebabiescamefromtwotowns——Sharon,andRinconitsneighbor。Alone,neitherhadenoughforagoodshow,thoughinbothitwaseveryfamily’spridetohaveababyeveryyear。Thebabieswereinthreeclasses:Sixmonthsandunder,oneprizeoffered;eighteenmonths,twoprizes;threeyears,twoprizes。Athree—fourthsvoteofallcastwasnecessarytoachoice。Nooneentitledtovoteunlessofimmediatefamilyofacompetingbaby。Nooneentitledtocastmorethanonevote。Therewererulesofentryandfees,butIforgetthem,exceptthatnoonecouldhavetwoexhibitsinthesameclass。WhenIreadthisIasked,howabouttwins?

  \"Well,wedidn’tkindofforeseethat,\"mutteredmyinstructor,painfully;\"whatwouldbeyouridea?\"\"Lookhere,yousir,\"interposedMrs。Brewton,\"hecameintocountvotes。\"Iwasverygladtohaveherback。\"That’sright,ma’am,\"admittedtheman;\"heneedn’ttosayathing。We’veonlygotonetwinsentered,\"hepursued,\"whichwe’regladof。Shot—gun——\",\"WhereisthisMr。Smith?\"interruptedMrs。Brewton。

  \"Uptown,drinking,ma’am。\"\"AndwhomayMr。Smithbe?\"\"MostpopularcitizenofRincon,ma’am。Wehadtoaccepthistwinsbecause——well,hecomedownherehimself,andmostofRinconcomewithhim,andasweaimedtohaveeverythingpassoffpleasant—like——\"\"Iquitecomprehend,\"

  saidMrs。Brewton。\"AndIshouldconsidertwinswithintherule;oranynumberbornatonetime。ButlittleAquaMarineisthefinestsinglechildinthatsixmonthsclass。Itoldhermothersheoughttotakethatsplurgyringoffthepoorlittlething’sthumb。It’smostunsafe。ButI

  shouldvoteforthatchildmyself。\"\"Thankyouforyourvaluableendorse—

  ment,\"saidaspruce,slimyoungman。\"Butthepublicisnotallowedtovotehere,\"headded。Hewasstandingonthefloorandrestinghiselbowsonthetable。Mrs。Brewtonstareddownathim。\"Areyouthefatherofthechild?\"sheinquired。\"Ohno!Iamtheagent。I——\"\"AquaMarine’sagent?\"

  saidMrs。Brewton,sharply。\"Ha,ha!\"wenttheyoungman。\"Ha,ha!Well,that’sgoodtoo。She’spartofourexhibit。I’minchargeofthemanna—feds,don’tyouknow?\"\"Idon’tknow,\"saidMrs。Brewton。\"Why,Mrs。Eden’sMannaintheWilderness!Nourishes,strengthens,andmakesnounhealthyfat。Takeacircular,andwelcome。I’mtravellingforthemanna。Iorganizedthisshow。I’veconductedtwenty—eightsimilarshowsintwoyears。WeholdthemineveryStateandTerritory。SecondoflastMarchIgaveDenver——youheardofit,probably?\"\"Ididnot,\"saidMrs。

  Brewton。\"Well!Ha,ha!IthoughteverypersonuptodatehadheardofDenver’sOlympicOffspringOlio。\"\"Isituptodatetolollyourelbowsonthetablewhenyou’respeakingtoalady?\"inquiredMrs。Brewton。Hejumped,andthengrewscarletwithrage。\"Ididn’texpecttolearnmannersinNewMexico,\"saidhe。\"Idoubtifyouwill,\"saidMrs。

  Brewton,andturnedherbackonhim。Hewaswhitenow;butbetterinstincts,orelsebusiness,prevailedinhisinjuredbosom。\"Well,\"saidhe,\"Ihadnobadintentions。Iwasgoingtosayyou’dhaveseententhousandpeopleandfivehundredbabiesatDenver。Andourmanna—fedswonouttobeattheband。Threefirstmedals,andallexclusivelymanna—fed。

  Wetookthecostumeprizealso。OfcoursehereinSharonI’vesimplified。

  Nospecialmedalforweight,beauty,costume,ordecoratedperambulator。

  Well,Imustgobacktoourexhibit。Gladtohaveyougiveusacallupthereandseethemedalswe’reoffering,andourfifteenmanna—feds,andtakeapackageawaywithyou。\"Hewasgone。

  Thevotershadbeennowvotinginmytwoboxesforsometime,andIfoundmyselfhopingthemannawouldnotwin,whoeverdid;butitseemedthisagentwasaverycapableperson。Tobeginwith,everyfamilyenteringababydrewapackageofthemannafree,andonepackagecontainedadiamondring。Then,hehadmanagedtohavethefinestbabiesofallclassesinhisownexhibit。Thiswasincontestable,Mrs。Brewtonadmitted,afterreturningfromageneralinspection;anditseemedtousextraordinary。\"That’seasy,ma’am,\"saidGadsden;\"hecamearoundhereamonthago。Don’tyousee?\"Ididnotsee,butMrs。Brewtonsawatonce。

  Hehadmadeaquietselectionofbabiesbeforehand,andthenintroducedthemannaintothosehomes。Andeverybodyintheroomwasremarkingthathisshowwasverysuperior,takenasawholetheyalladded,\"takenasawhole\";Iheardthemastheycameuptovoteforthe3—yearandthe18—monthclasses。The6—monthwastowaittilllast,becausethethirdboxhadbeenaccidentallysmashedbyMr。Smith。Gadsdencaughtseveraltryingtovotetwice。\"No,youdon’t!\"hewouldshout。\"Iknowfaces。I’mnotaconductorfornothing。\"Andthevictimwouldfallbackamidjeersfromthesun—bonnets。Oncethepassengerssentovertoknowwhenthetrainwasgoing。\"Tellthemtostepoverhereandthey’llnotfeelsolonesome!\"shoutedGadsden;andIthinkagoodmanycame。Thebandwasplaying\"WhiteWings,\"withquiteanumbersingingit,whenGadsdennoticedthevotinghadceased,andannouncedthisballotclosed。Themusicpausedforhim,andwecouldsuddenlyhearhowmanybabieswereindistress;butforamomentonly;aswebeganourcounting,\"WhiteWings\"

  resumed,andthesun—bonnetsoutsangtheirprogeny。Therewassomethingquitesingularinthewaytheyhadvoted。Herearesomeofthe3—year—oldtickets:\"Firstchoice,UlyssesGrantBlum;2dchoice,LewisHendricks。\"

  \"Firstchoice,JamesRedfield;2d,LewisHendricks。\"\"First,ElkChester;

  2d,LewisHendricks。\"\"Canitbe?\"saidtheexcitedGadsden。\"Finishthesequick。I’llopenthe18—monthers。\"Butheswungroundtomeatonce。\"Seethere!\"hecried。\"Readthat!andthat!\"Heplungedamongmore,andIread:\"Firstchoice,LawrenceNeptonFord,Jr。;2d,IonaJudd。\"\"Firstchoice,MaryLouiseKenton;2d,IonaJudd。\"\"Hurryup!\"

  saidGadsden;\"that’sit!\"Andaswecounted,Mrs。Brewtonlookedovermyshoulderandutteredhermelodiouscroak,forwhichIsawnoreason。

  \"Thatyoungwhipper—snapperwillgofar,\"sheobserved;nordidIunder—

  standthis。Butwhentheystoppedthebandformetoannouncethereturns,onefactdiddawnonmeevenwhileIwasreading:\"Three—

  year—olds:Wholenumberofvotescast,300;necessarytoachoice,225。

  Secondprize,LewisHendricks,receiving300。Firstprize,largestnumberofvotescast,11,forSalvisavanMeter。Noaward。Eighteen—monthclass:

  Wholenumberofvotescast,300;necessarytoachoice,225。Secondprize,IonaJudd,receiving300。LillianBrowngets15for1stprize。Noneawarded。\"Therewasaveryfeebleapplause,andthensilenceforasecond,andthenthesun—bonnetsrushedtogether,rushedawaytoothers,rushedback;andtalksweptlikehailthroughtheplace。Yes,thatiswhattheyhaddone。TheyhadallvotedforLewisHendricksandIonaJuddforsecondprize,andeveryfamilyhadvotedthefirstprizetoitsownbaby。TheBrownsandvanMetershappenedtobethelargestfamiliespresent。\"He’llgofar!he’llgofar!\"repeatedMrs。Brewton。Sportglitteredinhereye。Shegatheredhercurtains,andwasamongthesun—bonnetsinamoment。Thenitfullydawnedonme。TheagentforMrs。

  Eden’sMannaintheWildernesswasindeedashrewdstrategist,andknewhispeopletotherootsofthegrass。Theyhadneverseenababy—show。

  Theywereinnocent。Hecameamongthem。Hegaveawaypackagesofmannaandadiamondring。Heofferedtheprizes。Butheproposedtowinsome。

  Thereforehemadethatruleaboutonlytheimmediatefamiliesvoting。Heforesawwhattheywoulddo;andnowtheyhaddoneit。Whateverhappened,twoprizeswenttohismanna—feds。\"Theydon’tseethroughitintheleast,whichisjustaswell,\"saidMrs。Brewton,returning。\"Andit’slittlematterthatonlysecondprizesgotothebestbabies。Butwhat’stobedonenow?\"Ihadnoidea;butitwasnotnecessarythatIshould。

  \"YoufolksofRinconandSharon,\"spokeadeepvoice。ItwasthefirstmaninthePullman,anddropswererollingfromhisforehead,andhiseyesweretheeyesofabeleagueredox。\"Youfathersandmothers,\"hesaid,andtookanotherbreath。Theygrewquiet。\"I’mafathermyself,asiswellknown。\"Theyapplaudedthis。\"Salvisaismine,andshegotmyvote。Thefatherthatwillnotsupporthisownchildisnot——doesnot——isworsethaniftheywereorphans。\"Hebreathedagain,whiletheyloudlyapplauded。\"But,folks,I’vegottogethometoRincon。I’vegotto。AndI’llgiveupSalvisaifI’mmetfair。\"\"Yes,yes,you’llbemet,\"saidvoicesofmen。\"Well,here’smyproposition:Mrs。Eden’smannahastooktwo,andI’msatisfieditshould。Wevoted,andwillstayvoted。\"\"Yes,yes!\"\"Well,now,here’sSharonandRincon,twoofthefinesttownsinthissection,andIsaySharonandRinconhasequalrightstogetsomethingoutofthis,anddropprivatefeelings,andeverybodybacktheirtown。AndIsayletthisladyandgentleman,whowillactelegantandonthesquare,takeaviewandnominatethefinestRincon3—year—oldandthefinestSharon18—monththeycancutoutoftheherd。AndIsaylet’svoteunanimousontheirpick,andleteachtownholdafirstprizeandgohomeinfriendship,feelingithasbeentreatedright。\"

  Universalcheersendorsedhim,andhegotdownpanting。Thebandplayed\"UnionForever,\"andIaccompaniedMrs。Brewtontothebooths。\"You’llremember!\"shoutedtheoratorurgentlyafterus;\"oneapiece。\"Wenodded。

  \"Don’tgetmixed,\"heappealinglyinsisted。Weshookourheads,andoutoftheboothsrushedtwowomen,andsimultaneouslydashedtheirinfantsinourfaces。\"You’llneverpassCubaby!\"entreatedone。\"ThisisBoscoGrady,\"saidtheother。CubaworeanimmensegarmentmadeoftheAmericanflag,buthermotherwhirledheroutofitinasecond。\"Seethemdimples;seethemknees!\"shesaid。\"Seethemfeet!Onlyfeelofhertoes!\"\"Lookathisarms!\"screamedthemotherofBosco。\"Doubledhisweightinfourmonths。\"\"Didheindeed,ma’am?\"saidCuba’smother;

  \"well,hehadn’tmuchtodouble。\"\"Didn’the,then?Didn’theindeed?\"

  \"Noatyou;hedidn’tindeedandindeed!IguessCubaisknowntoSharon。

  IguessSharon’llnotletCubabeslighted。\"\"Well,andIguessRincon’llseethatBoscoGradygetshisrights。\"\"Ladies,\"saidMrs。Brewton,toweringbutpoeticalwithhercurl,\"Iamamothermyself,andraisedfivenobleboysandtwosweetpeerlessgirls。\"Thisstoppedthemimmediately;theystaredatherandherchintzpeoniesassheputthecurlgentlyawayfromhermedallionandproceeded:\"ButneverdidIthinkofmyselfinthosedarkwearydaysofthelongago。IthoughtofmycountryandtheLostCause。\"Theystaredather,fascinated。\"Yes,m’m,\"

  whisperedthey,quitehumbly。\"Now,\"saidMrs。Brewton,\"whatismoresacredthananAmericanmother’slove?Thereforelethernotshameitwithangerandstrife。Alllittleboysandgirlsarepreciousgemstomeandtoyou。Whatisacold,lifelessmedalcomparedtooneofthem?

  ThoughIwouldthatallcouldgettheprize!Buttheycan’t,youknow。\"

  \"No,m’m。\"Manymothers,withtheirchildrenintheirarms,werenowdumblywatchingMrs。Brewton,whoheldthemwithahoneyed,convincingsmile。\"IfIchooseonlyoneinthisbeautifulandencouragingharvest,itisbecauseIhavenootherchoice。Thankyousomuchforlettingmeseethatlittleheroandthatlovelyangel,\"sheadded,withayetsweeterglancetothemothersofBoscoandCuba。\"AndIwishthemallluckwhentheirturncomes。I’venosayaboutthe6—monthclass,youknow。Andnowalittleroom,please。\"

  Themothersfellback。Butmyheadswamslightly。The6—monthclass,tobesure!Theoratorhadforgottenallaboutit。Inthegeneraljoyoverhiswiseandfairproposition,nobodyhadthoughtofit。Buttheywouldprettysoon。CubaandBoscowerelikelytoremindthem。Thenweshouldstillbefacetofacewithastateofthingsthat——IcastaglancebehindatthosetwomothersofSharonandRinconfollowingus,andIaskedMrs。

  Brewtontolookatthem。\"Don’tthinkaboutitnow,\"saidshe,\"itwillonlymixyou。Ialwaysliketotakeathingwhenitcomes,andnotbefore。\"Wenowreachedthe18—monthclass。Theywerethenakedones。The6—monthhadstayednicelyinpeople’sarms;thesewerecrawlinghastilyeverywhere,likecrabsupsetinthemarket,andtheyscreamedfiercelywhentakenuponthelap。ThemotherofThomasJeffersonBrayinLucasshowedusaframedletterfromthestatesmanforwhomherchildwascalled。Theletterreekedwithgratitude,andsaidthatoffspringwasman’sproudestprivilege;thatasouvenirsixteen—to—onespoonwouldhavebeencheerfullysent,but428babieshadbeennamedafterMr。BrayinsinceJanuary。ItcongratulatedtheswellingarmyofthePeople’sCause。

  ButtherewasnothingeminentaboutlittleThomasexcepttheletter;andweselectedReeseMoran,avigorousSharonbaby,who,whentheyattemptedtosethimdownandpacifyhim,stiffenedhislegs,dashedhiscandytothefloor,andburstintolamentation。Weweresoon。onourwaytothe3—yearclass,forMrs。Brewtonwasrapidandthorough。AswewentbytheMannaExhibit,theagentamonghispackagesandbabiesinvitedusin。HewasloudlydeclaringthathewouldvoteforBoscoifhecould。ButwhenheexaminedCuba,hebecamesurethatDenverhadnothingfinerthanthat。

  Mrs。Brewtontooknonoticeofhim,butbademeadmireAquaMarineasfarsurpassinganyother6—monthchild。Iproclaimedhersplendid(shewasawide—eyed,contentedthing,withaheadshapedlikeacroquetmallet),andtheagentsmiledmodestlyandtoldthemothersthatasforhisbabiestwoprizeswasluckenoughforthem;theydidn’twanttheearth。\"Ifthatthinghappenedtobebrass,\"saidMrs。Brewton,bendingovertheringthatAquawasstillsucking;andagainremonstratingwiththemotherforthisimprudence,shepassedon。Thethree—year—oldswere,manyofthem,incostume,withextraordinaryarrangementsofhair;andherewasthechildwithgoldwingsandacrownIhadseenonarriving。HernamewasVerbenaM。,andshepersonatedFaith。Shehadcoloredslippers,andwasdrinkingteafromhermother’scup。Anotherchild,namedBroderickMcGowan,representedColumbus,andjoyfullyshouted\"Ki—yi!\"everyhalf—minute。Onechildwasattiredasaprominentadmiral;anotherasaprominentgeneral;andonestoodinaboatandwasWashington。AsMrs。

  Brewtonexaminedthemanddealtwiththemothers,thenamesstruckmeafresh——notsomuchtheboys;UlyssesGrantandJamesJ。Corbettexplainedthemselves;butIreadthenamesoffiveadjacentgirls——Lula,Ocilla,Nila,Cusseta,andMaylene。AndIaskedMrs。Brewtonhowtheygotthem。\"Fromromances,\"shetoldme,\"inpapersthatweoftheupperclassesneversee。\"InchoosingHoraceBoyd,ofRincon,forhishair,hisfullsetoffrontteethwellcaredfor,andhisgeneralbeauty,Ithinkbothofuswerealsoinfluencedbyhisgoodsensiblename,andhisgoodcleansensibleclothes。Withbothourselections,oncetheyweresettled,wereSharonandRinconsatisfied。Wewereturningbacktothetabletoannounceourchoicewhenasuddenclamorarosebehindus,andwesawconfusionintheMannaDepartment。Womenwererunningandshrieking,andIhastenedafterMrs。Brewtontoseewhatwasthematter。AquaMarinehadswallowedtheringonherthumb。\"Itwasgold!itwaspuregold!\"wailedthemother,clutchingMrs。Brewton。\"ItcostawholedollarinElPaso。\"

  \"Shemusthavewhiteofegginstantly,\"saidMrs。Brewton,handingmeherpurse。\"Runtothehotel——\"\"Saveyourmoney,\"saidtheagent,springingforwardwithsomeeggsinabowl。\"Lord!youdon’tcatchuswithoutalltheapplianceshandy。We’drunbehindthetradeinnotime。There,now,there,\"headded,comfortinglytothemother。\"Willyoumakeherswallowit?Betterletme——betterletme——Andhere’stheemetic。Lord!why,wehadthreeswallowedringsattheDenverOlio,andIgot’emallsafebackwithintenminutesaftertimeofswallowing。\"\"Yougoaway,\"saidMrs。

  Brewtontome,\"andtellthemournominations。\"ThemotherssympatheticallysurroundedpoorlittleAqua,sayingtoeachother:\"She’sabeautifulchild!\"\"Sureindeedsheis!\"\"Butthemanna—fedshashadtheirturn。\"\"Sureindeedthey’vebeenrecognized,\"andsoforth,whileI

  wasgladtoretiretothevotingtable。Themusicpausedforme,andasthecrowdcheeredmysmallspeech,someonesaid,\"Andnowwhatareyougoingtodoaboutme?\"ItwasBoscoGradybackagain,andclosebehindhimCuba。TheyhadescapedfromMrs。Brewton’seyeandhadgotmealone。

  ButIpretendedinthenoiseandcheeringnottoseethesemothers。I

  noticedawomanhurryingoutofthetent,andhopedAquawasnotinfurthertrouble——shewasstillsurrounded,Icouldsee。Thentheoratormadesomesilence,thankedusinthenamesofSharonandRincon,andproposedourcandidatesbevotedonbyacclamation。Thiswasdone。RinconvotedforSharonandReeseMoraninasolidroar,andSharonvotedforRinconandHoraceBoydinaroarequallysolid。Sonoweachhadaprize,andthewholeplacewasapplaudinghappily,andthebandwasbeginningagain,whenthemotherswithCubaandBoscojumpedupbesidemeontheplatform,andthesightofthemproducedimmediatesilence。

  \"There’sagoodmanyherehasarighttofeelsatisfied,\"saidMrs。

  Grady,lookingabout,\"andthey’rewelcometotheirfeelings。Butifthismeetingthinksitisthroughwithitsbusiness,Icantellitthatitain’t——notifitactshonorable,itain’t。Doesthosethathavehadtheirchanceandthosethatcantakehometheirprizesexpectus6—monthmotherscomeherefornothing?DotheyexpectIbroughtmyBoscofromRincontobeinsulted,andhimtheprideofthetown?\"\"CubaisknowntoSharon,\"spoketheotherlady。\"I’llsaynomore。\"\"JumpingJeans!\"

  murmuredtheoratortohimself。\"Ican’tholdthistrainmuchlonger,\"

  saidGadsden;\"she’sdueatLordsburgnow。\"\"You’llhavemadeitupbyTucson,Gadsden,\"spokeMrs。Brewton,quietly,acrossthewholeassemblyfromtheMannaDepartment。\"Asfortowns,\"continuedMrs。Grady,\"thatthinkanythingofababythat’sonlygotthreeteeth——\"\"Ha!Ha!\"laughedCuba’smother,shrilly。\"Teeth!Well,we’renotproudofbaldbabiesinSharon。\"Boscowascertainlybald。Allthemenwerelookingwretched,andallthewomenweregrowingmoreandmorelikeeagles。Moreover,theywereseparatingintotwobandsandtakingtheirhusbandswiththem——SharonandRincondrawingtooppositepartsofthetent——andwhatwascomingI

  cannotsay;forweallhadtothinkofsomethingelse。Athirdwoman,bringingaman,mountedtheplatform。ItwassheIhadseenhurryout。

  \"Myname’sShot—gunSmith,\"saidtheman,verycarefully,\"andI’mtoldyou’vereachedmycase。\"Hewasextremelygood—looking,withablueeyeandablondmustache,notabovethirty,andwastryinghardtobesober,holdinghimselfwithdignity。\"Areyouthejudge?\"saidhetome。

  \"Hell——\"Ibegan。\"N—notguilty,yourhonor,\"saidhe。Atthishiswifelookedanxious。\"S—self—defence,\"heslowlycontinued;\"toldyouoncealready。\"\"Why,Rolfe!\"exclaimedhiswife,touchinghiselbow。\"Don’tyoucry,littlewoman,\"saidhe;\"this’llcomeoutallright。Where’rethewitnesses?\"\"Why,Rolfe!Rolfe!\"Sheshookhimasyoushakeasleepychild。\"Nowseehere,\"saidhe,andwaggedafingeratheraf—

  fectionately,\"youpromisedmeyou’dnotcryifIletyoucome。\"\"Rolfe,dear,it’snotthatto—day;it’sthetwins。\"\"It’syourtwins,Shot—gun,thistime,\"saidmanymen’svoices。\"Weacquittedyouallrightlastmonth。\"\"Justifiablehomicide,\"saidGadsden。\"Don’tyouremember?\"

  \"Twins?\"saidShotgun,drowsily。\"Ohyes,mine。Why——\"HeopenedonushisblueeyesthatlookedaboutasinnocentasAquaMarine’s,andhegrewmoreawake。Thenheblusheddeeply,faceandforehead。\"Iwasnotcomingtothiskindofthing,\"heexplained。\"Butshewantedthetwinstogetsomething。\"Heputhishandonhershoulderandstraightenedhimself。\"I

  doneaheapofprospectingbeforeIstruckthisclaim,\"saidhe,pattinghershoulder。\"WegotmarriedlastMarchayear。It’sourfirst——first——first\"——heturnedtomewithaconfidingsmile——\"it’sourfirstdividend,judge。\"\"Rolfe!Inever!Youcomerightdown。\"\"Andnowlet’sgogetaprize,\"hedeclared,withhisconfidingpleasantness。\"I

  remembernow!Iremember!Theyclaimedtwinswasbarred。AndIkickeddownthebars。Takemetothosetwins。They’renotnamedyet,judge。

  Aftertheygettheprizewe’llnamethemfinenames,asgoodasanytheygotanywhere——Europe,Asia,Africa——anywhere。Mygracious!Iwishtheywasboys。Comeon,judge!Youandme’llgogive’emaprize,andthenwe’lldrinkto’em。\"Hehuggedmesuddenlyandaffectionately,andwehalffelldownthesteps。ButGadsdenassuddenlycaughthimandrightedhim,andweproceededtothetwins。Mrs。Smithlookedatmehelplessly,saying:\"I’mthatsorry,sir!Ihadnoideahewasgoingtobethatgamesome。\"\"Notatall,\"Isaid;\"notatall!\"UndermanycircumstancesI

  shouldhavedelightedinShot—gun’ssociety。Heseemedsoutterlysurethat,nowhehadexplainedhimself,everybodywouldrejoicetogivetheremaining—medaltohislittlegirls。ButBoscoandCubahadnotbeenidle。Shotgundidnotnoticethespreadofwhispers,norfeelthedividedandjealouscurrentsintheairashesat,and,inexpandinggood—will,talkedhimselfalmostsober。Toenticehimouttherewasnoway。Severalofhisfriendshadtriedit。Butbeneathhisinnocencethereseemedtolurksomethingwary,andIgrewapprehensiveaboutholdingtheboxthislasttime。ButGadsdenrelievedmeasourcountbegan。\"Shot—gunisasplendidman,\"saidhe,\"andhehastrailedmoretrain—robbersthananydeputyinNewMexico。Buthehasseentoomanyfriendsto—day,andisnotquitehimself。SowhenhefelldownthattimeIjusttookthisoffhim。\"

  Heopenedthedrawer,andtherelayasix—shooter。\"Itwastouchandgo,\"

  saidGadsden;\"buthe’sthinkingthathardabouthistwinsthathe’snotmissedityet。’Twouldhavebeentheactofanenemytoleavethatonhimto—day。——Well,d’yousay!\"hebrokeoff。\"Well,well,well!\"Itwastheticketswetookoutoftheboxthatsethimexclaiming。Ibegantoreadthem,andsawthattheagentwasnomerepolitician,butastatesman。HisAquaMarinehadasolidvote。IrememberedhisextremepraiseofbothBoscoandCuba。ThishadsetRinconandSharonbitterlyagainsteachother。IrememberedhismodestyaboutAquaMarine。Ofcourse。Eachtown,unabletobeartheideaoftheother’sbeatingit,hadvotedforthemanna—fed,whohad299votes。Shot—gunandhiswifehadvotedfortheirtwins。IlookedtowardstheMannaDepartment,andcouldseethatAquaMarinewasplacidoncemore,andMrs。Brewtonwasdancingtheringbeforehereyes。IhopeIannouncedthereturnsinafirmvoice。\"What!\"saidShot—gunSmith;andatthatsoundMrs。Brewtonstoppeddancingthering。

  Hestrodetoourtable。\"There’sthewinner,\"saidGadsden,quicklypointingtotheMannaExhibit。\"What!\"shoutedSmithagain;\"andtheyquitmeforthathammer—headedson—of—a—gun?\"Hewhirledaround。Themenstoodready,andthewomenfledshriekingandcoweringtotheirinfantsinthebooths。\"Gentlemen!Gentlemen!\"criedGadsden,\"don’thurthim!

  Lookhere!\"AndfromthedrawerhedisplayedShot—gun’sweapon。Theyunderstoodinasecond,andcalmlywatchedtheenragedanddisappointedShot—gun。Buthewasaman。Hesawhowhehadfrightenedthewomen,andhestoodinthemiddleofthefloorwitheyesthatdidnotatallresembleAquaMarine’satpresent。\"I’mallrightnow,boys,\"hesaid。\"I

  hopeI’veharmednoone。Ladies,willyoutryandforgetaboutmemakingsuchabreak?Itgotaheadofme,Iguess;forIhadpromisedthelittlewoman——\"Hestoppedhimself;andthenhiseyefellupontheMannaDepartment。\"IguessIdon’tlikeonethingmuchnow。I’mnotafterprizes。I’dnotacceptonefromagold—bug—combine—trustthatcomessneakingaroundstuffingwholesaleconcoctionsintoourchildren’ssystems。Mytwinsarenotmanna—fed。Mytwinsareraisedasnatureintended。Perhapsiftheywereswelledoutwithtrashthatactslikebaking—powder,theywouldhaveamedaltoo——forInoticehehasmadeyouvotehiswayprettyoftenthisafternoon。\"Isawtheagentattheendoftheroomlookveryqueer。\"That’sso!\"saidseveral。\"IthinkI’llclearouthisboxes,\"saidShot—gun,withrisingjoy。\"IfeellikeI’vegottodosomethingbeforeIgohome。Comeon,judge!\"Heswoopedtowardsthemannawithayell,andthemenswoopedwithhim,andGadsdenandIwereswoopedwiththem。Againthewomenshrieked。ButMrs。Brewtonstoodoutbeforetheboxeswithhercurlandherchintz。

  \"Mr。Smith,\"saidshe,\"youarenotgoingtodoanythinglikethat。Youaregoingtobehaveyourselflikethegentlemanyouare,andnotlikethewildbeastthat’sinsideyou。\"Neverinhislifebefore,probably,hadShot—gunbeenaddressedinsuchamanner,andhetoobecamehypnotized,fixinghisblueeyesuponthestrangelady。\"Idonotbelieveinpatentfoodsforchildren,\"saidMrs。Brewton。\"Weagreeonthat,Mr。Smith,andIamagrandmother,andIattendtowhatmygrandchildreneat。Butthishighlyadroityoungmanhasdoneyounoharm。Ifhehastheprizes,whosedoingisthat,please?Andwhopaidforthem?Willyoutellme,please?

  Ah,youareallsilent!\"Andshecroakedmelodiously。\"Nowlethimandhismannagoalong。ButIhaveenjoyedmeetingyouall,andIshallnotforgetyousoon。And,Mr。Smith,Iwantyoutorememberme。Willyou,please?\"ShewalkedtoMrs。Smithandthetwins,andShot—gunfollowedher,entirelyhypnotized。Shebeckonedtome。\"YourjudgeandI,\"shesaid,\"considernotonlyyourbeautifultwinsworthyofaprize,butalsothemotherandfatherthatcansoproudlyclaimthem。\"Sheputherhandinmypocket。\"Thesecat’s—eyes,\"shesaid,\"youwillwear,andthinkofmeandthejudgewhopresentsthem。\"Sheplacedabraceletoneachtwin,andthenecklaceuponMrs。Smith’sneck。\"GivehimGadsden’sstuff,\"shewhisperedtome。\"Doyoushaveyourself,sir?\"saidI,takingouttheStropine。\"Vaselineandgroundshells,andwilllastyourlife。Rubthesizeofapeaonyourstropandspreadittoaninch。\"IplacedtheboxinShot—gun’smotionlesshand。\"Andnow,Gadsden,we’lltakethetrain,\"

  saidMrs。Brewton。\"Here’syourlunch!Here’syourwine!\"saidtheorator,forcingabasketuponme。\"Idon’tknowwhatwe’dhavedonewithoutyouandyourmother。\"AflashofindignationcrossedMrs。

  Brewton’sface,butchangedtoasmile。\"You’veforgottonamemygirls!\"

  exclaimedShot—gun,suddenlyfindinghisvoice。\"Supposeyoutrythat,\"

  saidMrs。Brewtontome,atrifleviciously。\"Thankyou,\"IsaidtoSmith。\"Thankyou。I——\"\"Somethinghandsome,\"heurged。\"HowwouldCynthiadoforone?\"Isuggested。\"Shucks,no!I’veknowntwoCynthias。

  Youdon’twantthat?\"heaskedMrs。Smith;andshedidnotatall。

  \"Somethingextra,somethingfine,somethingnotstale,\"saidhe。Ilookedabouttheroom。Therewasnotimeforthought,butmyeyefelloncemoreuponCuba。ThisremindedmeofSpain,andtheSpanish;andmybrainleaped。\"Ihavethem!\"Icried。\"’Armada’and’Loyola。’\"\"That’swhatthey’renamed!\"saidShot—gun;\"writeitforus。\"AndIdid。Oncemorethebandplayed,andweleftthem,allcalling,\"Good—bye,ma’am。

  Good—bye,judge,\"happyaspossible。Thetrainwassoongoingsixtymilesanhourthroughthedesert。WehadpassedLordsburg,SanSimon,andwerenearlyatBensonbeforeMrs。BrewtonandGadsden(whomshemadesitdownwithus)andIfinishedthelunchandchampagne。\"Iwonderhowlonghe’llrememberme?\"musedMrs。BrewtonatTucson,wherewewereontime。\"Thatwomanisnotworthoneofhisboots。\"

  Saturdayafternoon,May6。——NearLosAngeles。Ihavebeenwritingallday,tobesureandgeteverythingin,andnowSharonistwenty—fourhoursago,andherethereareroses,gardens,andmanynicehousesattheway—stations。Oh,GeorgeWashington,fatherofyourcountry,whatabrindledlitterhaveyousired!

  Butherethemoralreflectionsbeginagain,andIcopynomorediary。

  Mrs。Brewtonlikedmynamesforthetwins。\"They’llpronounceitLoyo’la,\"shesaid,\"andthatsoundsrightlovely。\"LatershesentmeherpaperfortheGoldenDaughters。ItisfullofpoetryandsentimentandallthethingsIhavemissed。ShewrotethatifshehadbeensuretheagenthadhelpedAquaMarinetoswallowthering,shewouldhaveletthemsmashhisboxes。AndIthinkshewasalittleinlovewithShot—gunSmith。ButwhatapityweshallsoonhavenomoreMrs。Brewtons!Thecausesthatproducedher——slavery,isolation,literarytendencies,ad—

  versity,gameblood——thatcombinationisbrokenforever。IshallspeaktoMr。Howellsabouther。Sheoughttoberecorded。

  ThePromisedLandPerhapsthereweretenofthem——thesegallopingdotswerehardtocount——downinthedistantbottomacrosstheriver。Theirswiftlymovingdusthungwiththemclose,thinningtoayellowveilwhentheyhaltedshort。Theyclusteredamoment,thenpartedlikebeads,andwentwideasunderontheplain。Theyveeredsinglyoverthelevel,mergedintwosandthrees,apparentlyracing,shranktogetherlikeelastic,andbrokeranksagaintoswerveoverthestretchingwaste。Fromthisvisionedpantomimepresentlycameasound,atinyshot。Thefiguresweretoofarfordiscerningwhichfiredit。Itevidentlydidnoharm,andwasrepeatedatonce。Ababelofdiminutiveexplosionsfollowed,whilethehorsemengallopedoninunexpectedcircles。Soon,fornovisiblereason,thedotsrantogether,bunchingcompactly。Theshootingstopped,thedustrosethickagainfromthecrowdedhoofs,cloakingthegroup,andsopassedbackandwaslostamongthesilentbarrenhills。

  FouremigrantshadwatchedthisfromthehighbleakrimoftheBigBend。

  TheystoodwheretheflatofthedesertbrokeandtilteddowningroovesandbulgesdeeptothelurkingColumbia。Emptylevelslayopposite,nar—

  rowingupintothehighcountry。

  \"That’stheColvilleReservationacrosstheriverfromus,\"saidtheman。

  \"Another!\"sighedhiswife。

  \"ThelastIndianswe’llstrike。OurtrailtotheOkanagongoesoveracornerofit。\"

  \"We’regoingtothosehills?\"Themotherlookedatherlittlegirlandbackwherethecloudhadgone。

  \"Onlyacorner,Liza。Theferryputsusoveronit,andwe’vegottogobytheferryorstaythissideoftheColumbia。Youwouldn’twanttostartahomehere?\"

  Theyhaddriventwenty—onehundredmilesatawalk。Standingbythemwerethesixhorseswiththewagon,anditstunneledroofofcanvasshoneduskilyontheemptyvergeofthewilderness。Adrywindlessairhungoverthetable—landoftheBigBend,butasoundrosefromsomewhere,floatingvoluminousuponthesilence,andsankagain。

  \"Rapids!\"Themanpointedfarupthegiantrutofthestreamtowhereastreakofwhitewatertwinkledatthefootofthehills。\"We’vestrucktherivertoohigh,\"headded。

  \"Thenwedon’tcrosshere?\"saidthewoman,quickly。

  \"No。Bywhattheytoldmethecabinandtheferryoughttobefivemilesdown。\"

  Herfacefell。\"Onlyfivemiles!Iwaswondering,John——Wouldn’ttherebeawayroundforthechildrento——\"

  \"Now,mother,\"interruptedthehusband,\"thatain’tlikeyou。We’vecrossedplentyIndianreservationsthistripalready。\"

  \"Idon’twanttogoround,\"thelittlegirlsaid。\"Father,don’tmakemegoround。\"

  Mart,theboy,withaloosehookofhairhangingdowntohiseyesfromhishat,didnottroubletospeak。HehadbeendisappointedinthewestwardjourneytofindalltheIndianspeaceful。Heknewwhichwayheshouldgonow,andhewenttothewagontolookonceagaindownthecleanbarrelofhisrifle。

  \"Why,Nancy,youdon’tlikeIndians?\"saidhermother。

  \"Yes,Ido。Ilikechiefs。\"

  Mrs。Clallamlookedacrosstheriver。\"Itwassostrange,John,thewaytheyacted。Itseemstogetstranger,thinkingaboutit。\"

  \"Theydidn’tseeus。Theydidn’thaveanotion——\"

  \"Butifwe’regoingrightover?\"

  \"We’renotgoingoverthere,Liza。Thatquickwater’stheMahkinRapids,andourferry’scleardownbelowfromthisplace。\"

  \"Whatcouldtheyhavebeenafter,doyouthink?\"

  \"Thosechaps?Oh,nothing,Iguess。Theyweren’tkillinganybody。\"

  \"Playingcross—tag,\"saidMart。

  \"I’dliketoknow,John,howyouknowtheyweren’tkillinganybody。Theymighthavebeentryingto。\"

  \"Thenwe’reperfectlysafe,Liza。Wecansetandlet’emkillusallday。\"

  \"Well,Idon’tthinkit’sanykindofwaytobehave,runningaroundshootingrightoffyourhorse。\"

  \"AndFourthofJulyovertoo,\"saidMartfromthewagon。HewasputtingcartridgesintothemagazineofhisWinchester。Hiscommon—sensetoldhimthatthosehorsemenwouldnotcrosstheriver,butthenotionofanightattackpleasedtheimaginationofyoungsixteen。

  \"Itwasthechildren,\"saidMrs。Clallam。\"Andnobody’sgettingmeanywood。HowamIgoingtocooksupper?Stiryourselves!\"

  Theyhadcarriedwaterinthewagon,andfatherandsonwentforwood。

  Somewaydownthehilltheycameuponagullywithsomedeadbrush,andclimbedbackwiththis。Supperwaseatenontheground,thehorseswerewatered,givengrain,andturnedloosetofindwhatpickingstheymightintheleangrowth;andduskhadnotturnedtodarkwhentheemigrantswereintheirbedsonthesoftdust。Thenoiseoftherapidsdominatedtheairwithdistantsonority,andthechildrensleptatonce,theboywithhisriflealonghisblanket’sedge。JohnClallamlaytillthemoonrosehardandbrilliant,andthenquietly,lesthiswifeshouldhearfromherbedbythewagon,wenttolookacrosstheriver。Wherethedownwardslopebeganhecameuponher。Shehadbeenwatchingforsometime。Theyweretheonlyobjectsinthatbaldmoonlight。Noshrubgrewanywherethatreachedtothewaist,andthetwofiguresdrewtogetheronthelonelyhill。Theystoodhandinhandandmotionless,exceptthatthemanbentoverthewomanandkissedher。WhenshespokeofIowatheyhadleft,hetalkedofthenewregionoftheirhopes,thecountrythatlaybehindthevoidhillsopposite,whereitwouldnotbeastruggletolive。Hedweltonthehometheywouldmake,andhermoodfollowedhisatlast,tillhusbandandwifewerebuildingdistantplanstogether。TheDipperhadswunglowwhenheremarkedthattheywereacoupleoffools,andtheywentbacktotheirbeds。Coldcameovertheground,andtheirmusingsturnedtodreams。Nextmorningbothwereashamedoftheirfears。

  Byfourthewagonwasonthemove。Inside,Nancy’svoicewashearddiscussingwithhermotherwhethertheschool—teacherwheretheyweregoingtolivenowwouldhaveablackdogwithawhitetail,thatcouldswimwithabasketinhismouth。Theycrawledalongtheedgeofthevastdescent,makingslowprogress,forattimesthevalleywidenedandtheyrecededfarfromtheriver,andthencircuitouslydrewcloseagainwheretheslantsankabruptly。Whentheferryman’scabincameinsight,thecanvasinteriorofthewagonwashotinthelong—risensun。Thelayofthelandhadbroughtthemcloseabovethestream,butnooneseemedtobeatthecabinontheotherside,norwasthereanysignofaferry。Grovesoftreeslayinthenarrowfoldsofthevalley,andthewatersweptblackbetweenuntenantedshores。Nothinglivingcouldbeseenalongthescantlevelsofthebottom—land。Yettherestoodthecabinastheyhadbeentold,theonlyonebetweentherapidsandtheOkanagon;andbrightinthesuntheColvilleReservationconfrontedthem。Theycameupontracksgoingdownoverthehill,marksofwagonsandhorses,plaininthesoil,andcharredsticks,withemptycans,lyingwherecampshadbeen。Heartenedbythisproofthattheywereontherightroad,JohnClallamturnedhishorsesoverthebrink。Theslantsteepenedsuddenlyinahundredyards,tiltingthewagonsonobrakeorshoewouldholditifitmovedfarther。

  \"Allout!\"saidClallam。\"Eitherfolkstravellightinthiscountryortheyunpack。\"Hewentdownalittleway。\"That’sthetrailtoo,\"hesaid。

  \"Wheelmarksdownthere,andthelittlebushesaresnappedoff。\"

  Nancyslippedout。\"I’munpacked,\"saidshe。\"Oh,whatasplendidhilltogodown!We’llgolikeanything。\"

  \"Yes,thatsurelyisthetrail,\"Clallampursued。\"Icanseeawaydownwheresomebody’sleftawheelamongthembigstones。Butwheredoeshekeephisferry—boat?Andwheredoeshekeephimself?\"

  \"Now,John,ifit’sherewe’retogodown,don’tyougettostudyingoversomethingelse。It’llbetimeenoughafterwe’reatthebottom。Nancy,here’syourchair。\"Mrs。Clallambeganliftingthelighterthingsfromthewagon。

  \"Mart,\"saidthefather,\"we’llhavetochainlockthewheelsafterwe’reempty。Iguesswe’llstartwiththeworst。Youandme’lltakethestoveapartandgetherdownsomehow。We’reinlucktohaveopencountryandnotimbertoworkthrough。Dropthatbeddingmother!Yourselfisallyou’regoingtocarry。We’llpackthattruckonthehorses。\"

  \"Thenpackitnowandletmestartfirst。I’llmaketwotripswhileyou’reatthestove。\"

  \"There’stheman!\"saidNancy。

  Aman——awhiteman——wasridinguptheothersideoftheriver。Nearthecabinheleanedtoseesomethingontheground。Tenyardsmoreandhewasoffthehorseandpickedupsomethingandthrewitaway。Heloiteredalong,pickingupandthrowingtillhewasatthedoor。Hepusheditopenandtookasurveyoftheinterior。Thenhewenttohishorse,andwhentheysawhimgoingawayontheroadhehadcome,theysetupashouting,andMartfiredasignal。Theriderdivedfromhissaddleandmadehead—

  longintothecabin,wherethedoorclappedtolikeatrap。Nothinghappenedfurther,andthehorsestoodonthebank。

  \"That’sthefunniestmanIeversaw,\"saidNancy。

  \"They’reallfunnyoverthere,\"saidMart。\"I’llsignalhimagain。\"Butthecabinremainedshut,andthedesertedhorseturned,tookafewfirststeelsoffreedom,thentrottedbrisklydowntheriver。

  \"Why,then,hedon’tbelongthereatall,\"saidNancy。

  \"Wait,child,tillweknowsomethingaboutit。\"

  \"She’sliabletoberight,Liza。Thehorse,anyway,don’tbelong,orhe’dnotrunoff。That’sgoodjudgment,Nancy。Rightgoodforalittlegirl。\"

  \"Iamsixyearsold,\"saidNancy,\"andIknowlotsmorethanthat。\"

  \"Well,let’sgetmotherandthebeddingstarteddown。It’llbenoonbeforeweknowit。\"

  Thereweretwopack—saddlesinthewagon,readyagainstsuchstraitsasthis。Therollsweremade,balancedassidepacks,andcircledwiththeswing—ropes,loosecloths,clothes,frying—pans,thelantern,andtheaxetossedintofillthegapinthemiddle,canvasflungoverthewhole,andthediamond—hitchhauledtautonthefirstpack,whenasecondriderappearedacrosstheriver。Hecameoutofaspacebetweentheoppositehills,intowhichthetrailseemedtoturn,andhewasleadingthefirstman’shorse。Theheavyworkbeforethemwasforgotten,andtheClallamssatdowninarowtowatch。

  \"He’sstealingit,\"saidMrs。Clallam。

  \"Thentheothermanwillcomeoutandcatchhim,\"saidNancy。

  Martcorrectedthem。\"Amanneverstealshorsesthatway。Hedrivesthemupinthemountains,wheretheownerdon’ttravelmuch。\"

  Thenewriderhadarrivedatthebankandcamesteadilyalongtilloppositethedoor,wherehepausedandlookedupanddowntheriver。

  \"Seehimstoop,\"saidClallamthefather。\"He’sseenthetracksdon’tgofurther。\"

  \"Iguesshe’saftertheotherone,\"addedClallamtheson。

  \"Whichofthemistheferry—man?\"saidMrs。Clallam。

  Themanhadgotoffandgonestraightinsidethecabin。Intheblackofthedoorwayappearedimmediatelythefirstman,danglinginthegripoftheother,whokickedhimalongtothehorse。Therethevictimmountedhisownanimalandrodebackdowntheriver。Thechastiserwasreturningtothecabin,whenMartfiredhisrifle。Themanstoppedshort,sawtheemigrants,andwavedhishand。Hedismountedandcametotheedgeofthewater。Theycouldhearhewasshoutingtothem,butitwastoofarforthewordstocarry。Fromacertainreiteratedcadence,heseemedtobesayingonething。JohnandMarttriedtoshowtheydidnotunderstand,andindicatedtheirwagon,walkingtoitandgettingaboard。Onthatthestrangerredoubledhissignsandshootings,rantothecabin,whereheopenedandshutthedoorseveraltimes,cameback,andpointedtothehills。

  \"He’sgoingaway,andcan’tferryusover,\"saidMrs。Clallam。

  \"Andtheothermanthoughthe’dgone,\"saidNancy,\"andhecameandcaughthiminhishouse。\"

  \"Thisdon’tsuitme,\"Clallamremarked。\"Mart,we’llgototheshoreandtalktohim。\"

  Whenthemansawthemdescendingthehill,hegotonhishorseandswamthestream。Itcarriedhimbelow,buthewaswaitingforthemwhentheyreachedthelevel。Hewastall,shambling,andbony,androvedoverthemwithapleasant,restlesseye。

  \"Good—morning,\"saidhe。\"Fineweather。IwasbaptizedEdwardWilson,butyouinquireforWild—GooseJake。Themothernamesareretiredandpensioned。Iexpectyouseenmekickhim?\"

  \"Couldn’thelpseeing。\"

  \"Oh,Iain’tblamin’you,son,notabit,Iain’t。Hecan’tbilewaterwithoutburnin’it,andhistoesturnsin,andhe’sblurryroundthefinger—nails。He’sjestkultus,heis。Hevsome?\"Withafurtivesmilethatoftenranacrosshislips,hepulledoutaflatbottle,andalltookanacquaintanceshipswallow,whiletheClallamsexplainedtheirjourney。

  \"Howmanyairthereofyu’slidin’downthehill?\"heinquired,shiftinghiseyetothewagon。

  \"I’vegotmywifeandlittlegirlupthere。That’sallofus。\"

  \"Ladiesalong!ThenI’llstepbehindthisbush。\"Hewasdragginghisfeetfromhiswaterloggedboots。\"Hearthemsucknow?\"hecommented。\"Didn’thevtothinkaboutawettingonced。ButIain’tyounganymore。There,I

  guessIain’tcaughtachill。\"Hehadwhippedhisbreechesoffandspreadthemonthesand。\"NowyouarrivedownthisherehillfromIoway,andsaysyou:’Where’sthatferry?’Ain’twehittherightspot?’Well,that’swhatyouhevhit。You’reallright,andthespotishunky—dory,andit’sthedurnedoldboathezmadethemistake,begosh!Acloudbustedinthiscountry,andshetoreoutferthecoast,andthejoke’sonher!

  You’doughttohevheerdhercablesnap!Whoosh,ifthatwiredidn’tscreech!Jestlastweekitwas,andtherivercomeroundthecorneronusinawavefourfeethigh,sameasawall。Iwasuphereonbusiness,andseenthewholething。Sotheferrysheupandbidusgood—bye,andlitoutforAstoriawithhercargo。Beggin’pardon,hevyoutobacco,formine’sinmywetpants?Twenty—fourhogsandthedriver,andtwoSheenydrummersboundtothemineswithbrassjew’lry,allgonetohell,fortheydidn’tneargittoAstoria。Theysankinthesightofall,aswerunalongthebank。Iseentheirarmswave,andthemhogsrollingoverlike’tatersbilin’roundinthekettle。\"Wild—GooseJake’swordscameslowandwentmoreslowlyashelookedattheriverandspoke,butrathertohimself。\"Itwarn’tlong,though。Iexpectitwarn’tthreeminutestillthewaterwasalltherewasleftthere。Mystars,whatalotofit!AndI

  mighthevbeenpartofthatcargo,easyasnot。Freightbehindtimewasallthatcomebetweenmeandthemthatwent。So,we’dhevgonebobbin’

  downthatflood,meandmypiah—chuck。\"

  \"Yourpiah—chuck?\"Martinquired。

  Themanfacedtheboylikearat,butthealertnessfadedinstantlyfromhiseye,andhislipslackenedintoaslipshodsmile。\"Why,yes,sonny,meandmygrub—stake。You’vebeentoschool,I’llbet,buttheydidn’tlearnyu’Chinook,now,didthey?Chinook’sthelingouswhitefolkstradeinwiththeSiwashes,andwekinderfallsintoit,talkingalong。Iwasthinkin’howbutfordelaymeandmygrubstake——provisions,yeknow——thatwasconsignedtomeclearawayatSpokane,mighthevbeendrowndedalongwiththemhogsandHebrews。That’swhatthegoodfolkscallsadispensationoftheSaukleeTyee!——Providence,yeknow,inChinook。’Oneshallbetakenandtheotherleft。’Andthat’swhatbeatsme——theygotleft;andI’mabiggersinnerthanthemdrummers,forI’mtenyearsolderthantheywas。Andthepoorhogswasbetterthananyofus。Thatcan’tbegainsaid。Ohno!ohno!\"

  Martlaughed。

  \"Imeanit,son。Somedaysuchthoughtswillcometoyou。\"Hestaredattheriverunsteadilywithhislightgrayeyes。

  \"Well,iftheferry’sgone,\"saidJohnClallam,gettingonhislegs,\"we’llgoondowntothenextone。\"

  \"Holdon!holdon!Didyouneverheartellofaraft?I’llputyoufolksoverthisriver。WaittillIgitmypantson,\"saidhe,stalkingnimblytowheretheylay。

  \"It’sjustthisway,\"Clallamcontinued;\"we’reboundfortheupperOkanagoncountry,andwemustgetintheretobuildourcabinbeforecoldweather。\"

  \"Don’tyouworryaboutthat。It’lltakeyouthreedaystothenextferry,whileyouandmeandtheboykinbuildaraftrightherebyto—morrownoon。Youhevanaxe,Iexpect?Well,hereistimberclose,andyourtrailtakesovertomyplaceontheOkanagon,whereyou’vegotanothercrossin’tomake。Andallthistimewe’rekeepingtheladieswaitin’upthehill!We’lltalkbusinessaswegoalong;and,seehere,ifIdon’tsuityu’,orfailinmybargain,youneedn’ttopaymeacent。\"

  Hebeganclimbing,andonthewaytheycametoanagreement。Wild—GooseJakebowedlowtoMrs。Clallam,andaslowtoNancy,whoheldhermother’sdressandsaidnothing,keepingonefingerinhermouth。Allbeganemptyingthewagonquickly,andtinsofbaking—powder,withrocking—chairsandfloweredquilts,layonthehill。Wild—GooseJakeworkedhard,andsustainedapleasanttalkbyhimself。Hisfluencywasofaneagernessthatparriedinterruptionorinquiry。

  \"Soyou’vecomeacrossttheBigBend!Ain’titacoseyplace?Remindsmeofthemmedicinepictures,’BeforeandAfterUsing。’TheBigBend’sthewaythisworldlookedbeforeusing——beforetheBiblefixeditup,yeknow。EverseenspecimensofBigBendproduce,ma’am?Theysend’emEast。

  Grainandplumsandsuch。Thefellerthatgatheredthemcuriositieshedhuntfortysquaremilesapiecefor’em。Butit’sgood—payin’policy,anditfetcheslotsofsettlerstotheTerritory。Theycomeherehummin’andwalksaroundthewilderness,and’Where’stheplums?’saysthey。’Can’tyouseeI’mbusy?’saysthelandagent;andouttheygoes。Butyouneedn’ttoworry,ma’am。Thecountrywhereyou’regoin’ain’tlikethat。

  There’swaterandtimberandrichsoilandmines。BillyMoonhasgonethere——he’sthemanruntheferry。Whenshewrecked,hepulledhisfreightforthenewminesatLoopLoop。\"

  \"Didthemanliveinthelittlehouse?\"saidNancy。

  \"Rightthere,miss。Andnobodylivesthereanymore,soyoutakeitifyou’rewantin’aplaceofyourown。\"

  \"Whatmadeyoukicktheothermanifitwasn’tyourhouse?\"

  \"Well,now,ifitain’tagoodoneonhimtohevyouseethat!I’lltellhimalittlegirlseenthat,andmaybehe’llfeelthedisgrace。Onlyhe’snoaccount,anddon’ttakeanyexperiencethereg’larway。He’snighontothirty,andyou’llnotbelieveme,Iknow,butheain’tneverevenlearnedtospitright。\"

  \"Isheyours?\"inquiredNancy。

  \"Gosh!no,miss——beggin’pardon。He’sjestworkin’forme。\"

  \"Didheknowyouwerecomingtokickhimwhenhehid?\"

  \"Hid?What’sthat?\"Theman’seyesnarrowedagainintopoints。\"Youfolksseenhimhide?\"hesaidtoClallam。

  \"Why,ofcourse;didn’thesayanything?\"

  \"Hedidn’tgetmuchchance,\"mutteredJake。\"Whatdidhehideat?\"

  \"Us。\"

  \"You,begosh!\"

  \"Iguessso,\"saidMart。\"Wetookhimfortheferry—man,andwhenhecouldn’thearus——\"

  \"Whatwashedoin’?\"

  \"Justridingalong。AndsoIfiredtosignalhim,andheflewintothedoor。\"

  \"Soyoufired,andheflewintothedoor。Oh,h’m。\"Jakecontinuedtopackthesecondhorse,attendingcarefullytotheropes。\"Ineverknowedhewasthatweakintheupperstory,\"hesaid,inaboutfiveminutes。

  \"Knewhisbrainswastenas,butdidn’tsuspecthewerethatweakintheupperstory。You’resurehedidn’tgointillheheerdyourgun?\"

  \"He’dtakenalookandwasgoingaway,\"saidMart。

  \"Nowain’tsomepeoplejestodd!Nowyoufollowme,andI’lltellyoufolkswhatI’dfiguredhe’dbeenat。BillyMoonhelivedinthatcabin,yu’see。Andhehadhisstuffthere,yu,see,andruntheferry,andakindofastore。Hekeptcoffeeandcannedgoodsandstar—plugandthisandthattosupplytheprospectin’outfitsthatcomeacrosstonhisferryonthetrailtothemines。Thenacloud—bursthitshisboatandhisjob’sspoiledontheriver,andhequitsforthemines,takin’hisstuffalong——doyoufollowme?Buthehedtoleavesome,andhegivemethekey,andIwastosendthebalanceafterhimnextfreightteamthatcomealongmyway。Leander——that’shimIwaskickin’——heknowedaboutit,andhe’llstealahotstovehe’sthatdumb。HeknowedtherewasstuffhereofBillyMoon’s。Well,lastnightwehedsomehorsesstray,andIsaystohim,’Andy,yougetupbydaylightandfindthem。’Andhegits。Butbyseventhehorsescomeinallrightoftheirselves,andMr。Leanderhewasmissin’;andsaysItomyself,’I’llketchyou,yu’blamedhobo。’AndI

  thoughtIhadketchedhim,yu’see。Weren’tthatreasonableofme?

  Wouldn’tanyofyoufolkshevdrawedthatconclusion?\"Themanhadfallenintoawheedlingtoneashestudiedtheirfaces。\"Jestputyourselvesinmyplace,\"hesaid。

  \"Thenwhatwasheafter?\"saidMart。

  \"Stealin’。Buthefiguredhe’dcomeagain。\"

  \"Hedidn’tlikemygunmuch。\"

  \"Gunsalwaysskeershimwhenhedon’tknowthepartiesshootin’。That’shisdumbness。MaybehethoughtIwasafterhim;he’sjestthatdistrustful。Begosh!we’llhavethelaughonhimwhenhefindsherunfromalittlegirl。\"

  \"Hedidn’twaittoseewhohewasrunningfrom,\"saidMart。

  \"Ofcoursehedidn’t。Andyhearsyourgunandhedon’tinquirefurther,buthitsthefirstholehekincrawlinto。That’sAndy!That’sthekindofboyIhevtoworkforme。Allthegoodonesgoeswhereyou’regoin’,wherethegraingrowswithoutirrigationandtheblacktaildeercomesoutonthehillandasksyu’toshoot’emfordinner。Who’sreadyforthebottom?IfIstaytalkin’thesun’llgodownonus。Don’tyu’letmegetstartedagin。Justyoushetmeofftwicedanywayeachtwenty—fourhours。\"

  Hebegantodescendwithhispack—horseandthefirstload。Allafternoontheywentupanddownoverthehotbarefaceofthehill,untilthebaggage,heavyandlight,wastransportedanddroppedpiecemealontheshore。Thetorn—outinsidesoftheirhomelitteredthestoneswithfamiliarshapesandcolors,andNancyplayedamongthem,visitingeachparcelandfoldedthing。

  \"There’stheredtable—cover!\"sheexclaimed。\"andthebigcoffee—grinder。Andthere’sourtable,andtheholeMartburnedinit。\"

  Shetookalonglookatthis。\"Oh,howIwishIcouldseeourpump!\"shesaid,andbegantocry。

  \"Youtalktoher,mother,\"saidClallam。\"She’stuckeredout。\"

  Themenreturnedtobringthewagon。Withchain—lockedwheels,andtiltedhalfoverbythecrossslantofthemountain,itcameheavilydown,reelingandslidingontheslipperyyellowweeds,andgrindingdeeprutsacrossthefacesoftheshelvingbedsofgravel。Jakeguideditashecould,strainingbackonthebitsofthetwohunchedhorseswhentheirhoofsglancedfromthestonesthatrolledtothebottom;andtheothersleanedtheirweightonapolelodgedbetweenthespokes,makingabalancetothewagon,foritleanedtheotherwaysofarthatatanyjoltthetwowheelslefttheground。Whenitwassafeatthelevelofthestream,duskhadcomeandawhiteflatofmistlayalongtheriver,stripingitscourseamongthegaunthills。Theysleptwithoutmoving,androseearlytocutlogs,whichthehorsesdraggedtotheshore。Theoutsidetrunkswerenailedandlashedwithropes,andsankalmostbelowthesurfacewiththeweightofthewoodfastenedcrosswiseontop。Butthewholefloateddrywithitscargo,andcrossedclumsilyonthequick—wrinkledcurrent。

  Thenitbroughtthewagon;andthesixhorsesswam。Theforceoftheriverhadlandedthembelowthecabin,andwhentheyhadrepackedtherewastoolittleleftofdaytogoon。ClallamsuggesteditwasagoodtimetotakeMoon’sleavingsovertotheOkanagon,butWild—GooseJakesaidatoncethattheirloadwasheavyenough;andaboutthistheycouldnotchangehismind。Hemadeajourneytothecabinbyhimself,andreturnedsayingthathehadmanagedtolockthedoor。

  \"Father,\"saidMart,astheywereharnessingnextday,\"I’vebeenupthere。Iwentawfulearly。There’snolocktothedoor,andthecabin’sempty。\"

  \"Iguessedthatmightbe。\"

  \"Therehasbeenalockpriedoffprettylately。Therewasalotofbrokenbottlesaroundeverywheres,insideandout。\"

  \"Whatdoyoumakeoutofit?\"saidMart。

  \"Nothingyet。Hewantstogetusaway,andI’mwithhimthere。IwanttogetuptheOkanagonassoonaswecan。\"

  \"Well,I’mtakin’yu’thesoonestway,\"saidWild—GooseJake,behindthem。Fromhiscasualsmiletherewasnotellingwhathehadheard。\"I’llputyourstuffacrossttheOkanagonto—morrowmornin’。Butto—nightyourselves’llallbeover,andtheladieskinsleepinmyroom。\"

  Thewagonmadegoodtime。Thetrailcrossedeasyvalleysandovertheyellowgrassofthehills,whilenowandthentheirguidetookashort—cut。Hewishedtogethome,hesaid,sincetherecouldbenoestimatingwhatLeandermightbedoing。WhilethesunwasstillwellupintheskytheycameoveraroundknobandsawtheOkanagon,blueinthebrightafternoon,andthecabinonitsfurtherbank。Thiswasaroomierbuildingtoseethancommon,andahay—fieldwasbyit,andabitofgreenpasture,fencedin。Saddle—horsesweretiedinfront,headshangingandfeetknuckledaskewwithlongwaiting,andfrominsideanuneven,riotousdinwhiffledlightlyacrosstheriverandinterveningmeadowtothehill。

  \"Ifyou’llexcuseme,\"saidJake,\"I’lljestgitalongahead,andseewhatgamethemfolksisputtin’uponAndy。Likelyasnothe’sweighin’

  ’emoutflourattwocents,withitcostin’metwoandahalfonfreightin’alone。I’llhevsupperreadytimeyouketchup。\"

  Hewasgoneatonce,gettingawayatasharppace,tillpresentlytheycouldseehimswimmingthestream。Whenhewasinthecabinthesoundschanged,droppingofftooneatatime,andexpired。Butwhentheriderscameoutintotheair,theyleanedandcollidedatrandom,whirledtheirarms,and,screamingtilltheygatheredheart,chargedwithwaveringmenaceatthedoor。Theforemostwasflungfromthesill,andheshotalongtopplingandscrapedhislengthinthedust,whiletheownerofthecabinstoodintheentrance。TheIndianpickedhimselfup,andatsomewordofJake’swhichtheemigrantscouldhalffollowbythefierceliftofhisarm,allgotontheirhorsesandsetupawailing,likevulturesdrivenoff。Theywentuptheriveralittleandcrossed,butdidnotcomedownthisside,andMrs。Clallamwasthankfulwhentheirevilnoisehaddiedawayupthevalley。Theyhadseenthewagoncoming,butgaveitnoattention。Amansooncameovertheriverfromthecabin,andwasloungingagainstatreewhentheemigrantsdrewupatthemargin。

  \"Idon’tknowwhatyouknow,\"hewhineddefiantlyfromthetree,\"butI’mgoin’toCornwall,Connecticut,andIdon’tcarewhoknowsit。\"Hesentacowedlookatthecabinacrosstheriver。

  \"Getoutofthewagon,Nancy,\"saidClallam。\"Mart,helpherdown。\"

  \"I’mgoingback,\"saidtheman,blinkinglikeascoldeddog。\"Iain’tstayin’herefornobody。YoucantellhimIsaidso,too。\"Againhiseyeslunksidewisetowardsthecabin,andinstantlyback。

  \"Whileyou’restaying,\"saidMart,\"youmightaswellgiveahandhere。\"

  Hecamewithalacrity,andmadeashiftofunhitchingthehorses。\"IwasbetteroffcouplingfreightcarsontheHousatonic,\"hesoonremarked。

  Hisvoicecameshallow,fromnodeeperthanhisthroat,andapeevishapprehensionrattledthroughit。\"Thatwasagoodjob。AndI’vehadbetter,too;forty,fifty,sixtydollarsbetter。\"

  \"Shallweunpackthewagon?\"Clallaminquired。

  \"Idon’tknow。YoueverbeentoNewMilford?Isoldshoesthere。

  Thirty—fivedollarsandboard。\"

  Theemigrantsattendedtotheiraffairs,wateringthehorsesanddrivingpicketstakes。Leanderuselesslyfollowedbehindthemwithconversation,blinkingandwithlowerlipsagged,showingacoupleofteeth。\"Mybrother’sinbusinessinPittsfield,Massachusetts,\"saidhe,\"andIcangetasalaryinBridgeportanydayIsayso。ThataMarlin?\"

  \"No,\"saidMart。\"It’saWinchester。\"

  \"IhadaMarlin。He’stookitfromme。I’llbetyounevergotshotat。\"

  \"Anybodywanttoshootyou?\"Martinquired。

  \"WellandIguessyou’llbelievetheydiddaybeforeyesterday\"

  \"Ifyou’retalkingaboutupatthatcabin,itwasme。\"

  LeandergaveMartaleer。\"Thatwon’tdo,\"saidhe。\"He’sputyouuptotellingmethat,andI’mgoingtoCornwall,Connecticut。Iknowwhat’sgoodforme,Iguess。\"

  \"Itellyouwewerelookingfortheferry,andIsignalledyouacrosstheriver。\"

  \"No,no,\"saidLeander。\"Ineverseenyouinmylife。Don’tyoubelikehimandtakemeforafool。\"

  \"Allright。Whydidtheywanttomurderyou?\"

  \"Why?\"saidtheman,shrilly。\"Why?Hadn’ttheybrokeinandfilledthemselvesuponhispiah—chucktilltheywerecrazy—drunk?AndwhenI

  camealongdidn’tthey——\"

  \"Whenyoucamealongtheywerenowherenearthere,\"saidMart。

  \"Nowyou’regoingtoclaimitwasmedrunkitandscatteredallthembottlesofhis,\"screamedLeander,backingaway。\"ItellyouIdidn’t。I

  toldhimIdidn’t,andheknoweditwell,too。Buthe’sjustthatmeanwhenhe’smadhelikestoputathingonmewhetherorno,whenheneverseenmetouchadropofwhiskey,noranyoneelse,neither。Theywereridingandshootinglooseoverthecountryliketheyalwaysdoonadrunk。AndI’mgladtheystolehisstuff。WhatbusinesshadhetokeepitatBillyMoon’soldcabinandsendmeawayuptheretoseeitwasallright?Lethimdohisowndirtywork。Iain’tgoingtobreakthelawsonthesalaryhepaysme。\"

  TheClallamfamilyhadgatheredroundLeander,whowasstrickenwithvolubility。\"Itain’tonceinawhile,butit’severydayandeveryweek,\"hewenton,alwaysinawoollyscream。\"Andthelongerheain’tcaughtthebolderhegets,andputseverythingthatgoeswrongontome。

  Wasitmetradedthemforthatliquorthisafternoon?Itwashissquaw,BigTracks,andheknoweditwell。Heletsthatmud—facedbaboonrunthehousewhenhe’soff,andIdon’thavethekeysnornothing,andneverdidhave。ButofcoursehehadtocomeinandsayitwasmejustbecausehewasmadabouthavingyouseethemSiwashesholleringaround。AndhecomeandshookmewhereIwassittin’,andoh,my,heknowedwelltheliehewasacting。IbetI’vegotthemarksonmynecknow。Seeanyredmarks?\"

  Leanderexhibitedthebackofhishead,buttheviolencedonehimhadevidentlybeenfleeting。\"He’llbeawfulgoodtoyou,forhe’sthatscared——\"

  Leanderstoodtremulouslystraightinsilence,hislipsagging,asWild—GooseJakecalledpleasantlyfromtheotherbank。\"Cometosupper,youfolks,\"saidhe。\"Why,Andy,Itoldyoutobringthemacross\",andyou’veletthempickettheirhorses。Wasyouexpectin’Mrs。Clallamtotakeyourarmandfordsixfeetofwater?\"Forsomereasonhisvoicesoundedkindashespoketohisassistant。

  \"Well,mother?\"saidClallam。

  \"IfitwasnotforNancy,John——\"

  \"Iknow,Iknow。Outontheshorehereonthissidewouldbeapleasanterbedroomforyou,but\"(helookedupthevalley)\"Iguessourfriend’splanismoresensibleto—night。\"

  Sotheydecidedtoleavethewagonbehindandcrosstothecabin。Thehorsesputthemwithnotmuchwettingtotheotherbank,whereJake,mosteagerandfriendly,hoveredtomeethisparty,andwhentheyweresafeashorepervadedhispremisesintheirbehalf。

  \"Turnthemhorsesintothepasture,Andy,\"saidhe,\"andfirstfeed’emacoupleofquarts。\"Itmayhavebeenhearinghimselfsaythis,buttoneandvoicedroppedtotheconfidentialandhissentencescamewithachuckle。\"QuartstothehorsesandquartstotheSiwashesandaskookumpackoftroubleallround,Mrs。Clallam!IfIhedn’ta—cametostopitawhileago,whyaboutallthespiritsthat’sinstockjestnowwasbein’

  tradedoffforsomeblamedponiesthebearshevlethobbleontherangeunswalleredeversinceIsettledhere。Astoreonatraillikethishere,yesee,itheztokeepspirits,ofcourse;and——well,well!here’smyroom;youladies’llexcuse,andmakeyourselvesathomeaswellasyoucan。\"

  Itwasofasurprisingneatness,duealltohim,theypresentlysaw;thelogwallscoveredwithasortofbuntingthatwasalsostretchedacrosstomakeaceilingbelowtheshinglesoftheroof;freshsoapandtowels,chinaservice,acleanfloorandbed,onthewallaprintofsomewhiteandredvillageamongelms,withacoveredbridgeandthewaterrunningoveranapron—damjustabove;andarichsmellofwhiskeyeverywhere。

  \"Fixupascomfortableasyu’can,\"thehostrepeated,\"andI’llseehowMrs。Jake’stossin’theflapjacks。She’sInjun,yu’know,andfiveyearsofmarriedlifehadn’tlearnedhertotossflapjacks。NowifIwasyou\"

  (hewaslingeringinthedoorway)\"Iwouldn’tshetthatwindersoquick。

  Itdon’tsmellniceyetforladiesinhere,andI’dhevlikedtogitthetimetodobetterforye;butthemSiwashes——well,ofcourse,youfolksseehowitis。Maybeitain’talwaysandonlywhitementhatpatronizesourgoods。UncleSamisalongwayoff,andIdon’tsaywe’doughtto,butwhenthecat’saway,whythemicewill,yeknow——theymostalwayswill。\"

  Therewasarattleofboardsoutside,atwhichheshutthedoorquickly,andtheyheardhimrun。Alightmutteringcameinatthewindow,andthemother,peepingout,sawAndyfallenamongarubbishofcratesandemptycans,wherehelaystaring,whilehistwofistsbeatupanddownlikeadisorderedtoy。Wild—GooseJakecame,andhavingliftedhimwithgreattenderness,waslayinghimflatasElizabethClallamhurriedtohishelp。

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