Theliquorworkeditswillwithme;thetalkofScottyandtheharpoonerpouredthroughthepentspaceoftheIdler’scabinandthroughmybrainlikegreatgustsofwide,freewind;andinimaginationIlivedmyyearstocomeandrockedoverthewild,mad,gloriousworldonmultitudinousadventures。
Weunbent。Ourinhibitionsandtaciturnitiesvanished。Wewereasifwehadknowneachotherforyearsandyears,andwepledgedourselvestoyearsoffuturevoyagingstogether。Theharpoonertoldofmisadventuresandsecretshames。ScottyweptoverhispooroldmotherinEdinburgh——alady,heinsisted,gentlyborn——
whowasinreducedcircumstances,whohadpinchedherselftopaythelumpsumtotheship-ownersforhisapprenticeship,whosesacrificingdreamhadbeentoseehimamerchantmanofficerandagentleman,andwhowasheartbrokenbecausehehaddesertedhisshipinAustraliaandjoinedanotherasacommonsailorbeforethemast。AndScottyprovedit。Hedrewherlastsadletterfromhispocketandweptoveritashereaditaloud。TheharpoonerandI
weptwithhim,andsworethatallthreeofuswouldshiponthewhaleshipBonanza,winabigpay-day,and,stilltogether,makeapilgrimagetoEdinburghandlayourstoreofmoneyinthedearlady’slap。
And,asJohnBarleycornheatedhiswayintomybrain,thawingmyreticence,meltingmymodesty,talkingthroughmeandwithmeandasme,myadoptedtwinbrotherandalterego,I,too,raisedmyvoicetoshowmyselfamanandanadventurer,andbraggedindetailandatlengthofhowIhadcrossedSanFranciscoBayinmyopenskiffinaroaringsouthwesterwheneventheschoonersailorsdoubtedmyexploit。Further,I——orJohnBarleycorn,foritwasthesamething——toldScottythathemightbeadeep-seasailorandknowthelastropeonthegreatdeep-seaships,butthatwhenitcametosmall-boatsailingIcouldbeathimhandsdownandsailcirclesaroundhim。
Thebestofitwasthatmyassertionandbragweretrue。Withreticenceandmodestypresent,IcouldneverhavedaredtellScottymysmall-boatestimateofhim。ButitiseverthewayofJohnBarleycorntoloosenthetongueandbabblethesecretthought。
Scotty,orJohnBarleycorn,orthepair,wasverynaturallyoffendedbymyremarks。NorwasIloath。Icouldwhipanyrunawaysailorseventeenyearsold。ScottyandIflaredandragedlikeyoungcockerels,untiltheharpoonerpouredanotherroundofdrinkstoenableustoforgiveandmakeup。Whichwedid,armsaroundeachother’snecks,protestingvowsofeternalfriendship——
justlikeBlackMattandTomMorrisey,Iremembered,intheranchkitcheninSanMateo。And,remembering,IknewthatIwasatlastaman——despitemymeagrefourteenyears——amanasbigandmanlyasthosetwostrappinggiantswhohadquarrelledandmadeuponthatmemorableSundaymorningoflongago。
Bythistimethesingingstagewasreached,andIjoinedScottyandtheharpoonerinsnatchesofseasongsandchanties。Itwashere,inthecabinoftheIdler,thatIfirstheard\"BlowtheManDown,\"\"FlyingCloud,\"and\"Whisky,Johnny,Whisky。\"Oh,itwasbrave。Iwasbeginningtograspthemeaningoflife。Herewasnocommonplace,noOaklandEstuary,nowearyroundofthrowingnewspapersatfrontdoors,deliveringice,andsettingupninepins。Alltheworldwasmine,allitspathswereundermyfeet,andJohnBarleycorn,trickingmyfancy,enabledmetoanticipatethelifeofadventureforwhichIyearned。
Wewerenotordinary。Wewerethreetipsyyounggods,incrediblywise,gloriouslygenial,andwithoutlimittoourpowers。Ah!——
andIsayitnow,aftertheyears——couldJohnBarleycornkeeponeatsuchaheight,Ishouldneverdrawasoberbreathagain。Butthisisnotaworldoffreefreights。Onepaysaccordingtoanironschedule——foreverystrengththebalancedweakness;foreveryhighacorrespondinglow;foreveryfictitiousgod-likemomentanequivalenttimeinreptilianslime。Foreveryfeatoftelescopinglongdaysandweeksoflifeintomadmagnificentinstants,onemustpaywithshortenedlife,and,oft-times,withsavageusuryadded。
Intensenessanddurationareasancientenemiesasfireandwater。
Theyaremutuallydestructive。Theycannotco-exist。AndJohnBarleycorn,mightynecromancerthoughhebe,isasmuchaslavetoorganicchemistryaswemortalsare。Wepayforeverynervemarathonwerun,norcanJohnBarleycornintercedeandfendoffthejustpayment。Hecanleadustotheheights,buthecannotkeepusthere,elsewouldweallbedevotees。AndthereisnodevoteebutpaysforthemaddancesJohnBarleycornpipes。
Yettheforegoingisallinafterwisdomspoken。Itwasnopartoftheknowledgeofthelad,fourteenyearsold,whosatintheIdler’scabinbetweentheharpoonerandthesailor,theairrichinhisnostrilswiththemustysmellofmen’ssea-gear,roaringinchorus:\"Yankeeshipcomedownderibber——pull,mybullyboys,pull!\"
Wegrewmaudlin,andalltalkedandshoutedatonce。Ihadasplendidconstitution,astomachthatwoulddigestscrap-iron,andIwasstillrunningmymarathoninfullvigourwhenScottybegantofailandfade。Histalkgrewincoherent。Hegropedforwordsandcouldnotfindthem,whiletheoneshefoundhislipswereunabletoform。Hispoisonedconsciousnesswasleavinghim。Thebrightnesswentoutofhiseyes,andhelookedasstupidaswerehiseffortstotalk。Hisfaceandbodysaggedashisconsciousnesssagged。(Amancannotsituprightsavebyanactofwill。)Scotty’sreelingbraincouldnotcontrolhismuscles。Allhiscorrelationswerebreakingdown。Hestrovetotakeanotherdrink,andfeeblydroppedthetumbleronthefloor。Then,tomyamazement,weepingbitterly,herolledintoabunkonhisbackandimmediatelysnoredofftosleep。
TheharpoonerandIdrankon,grinninginasuperiorwaytoeachotheroverScotty’splight。Thelastflaskwasopened,andwedrankitbetweenus,totheaccompanimentofScotty’sstertorousbreathing。Thentheharpoonerfadedawayintohisbunk,andIwasleftalone,unthrown,onthefieldofbattle。
Iwasveryproud,andJohnBarleycornwasproudwithme。Icouldcarrymydrink。Iwasaman。Ihaddrunktwomen,drinkfordrink,intounconsciousness。AndIwasstillonmytwofeet,upright,makingmywayondecktogetairintomyscorchinglungs。
ItwasinthisboutontheIdlerthatIdiscoveredwhatagoodstomachandastrongheadIhadfordrink——abitofknowledgethatwastobeasourceofprideinsucceedingyears,andthatultimatelyIwastocometoconsideragreataffliction。Thefortunatemanistheonewhocannottakemorethanacoupleofdrinkswithoutbecomingintoxicated。Theunfortunatewightistheonewhocantakemanyglasseswithoutbetrayingasign,whomusttakenumerousglassesinordertogetthe\"kick。\"
ThesunwassettingwhenIcameontheIdler’sdeck。Therewereplentyofbunksbelow。Ididnotneedtogohome。ButIwantedtodemonstratetomyselfhowmuchIwasaman。Therelaymyskiffastern。Thelastofastrongebbwasrunningoutinchannelintheteethofanoceanbreezeoffortymilesanhour。Icouldseethestiffwhitecaps,andthesuckandrunofthecurrentwasplainlyvisibleinthefaceandtroughofeachone。
Isetsail,castoff,tookmyplaceatthetiller,thesheetinmyhand,andheadedacrosschannel。Theskiffheeledoverandplungedintoitmadly。Thespraybegantofly。Iwasatthepinnacleofexaltation。Isang\"BlowtheManDown\"asIsailed。
Iwasnoboyoffourteen,livingthemediocrewaysofthesleepytowncalledOakland。Iwasaman,agod,andtheveryelementsrenderedmeallegianceasIbittedthemtomywill。
Thetidewasout。Afullhundredyardsofsoftmudintervenedbetweentheboat-wharfandthewater。Ipulledupmycentreboard,ranfulltiltintothemud,tookinsail,and,standinginthestern,asIhadoftendoneatlowtide,Ibegantoshovetheskiffwithanoar。Itwasthenthatmycorrelationsbegantobreakdown。Ilostmybalanceandpitchedhead-foremostintotheooze。
Then,andforthefirsttime,asIflounderedtomyfeetcoveredwithslime,thebloodrunningdownmyarmsfromascrapeagainstabarnacledstake,IknewthatIwasdrunk。Butwhatofit?AcrossthechanneltwostrongsailormenlayunconsciousintheirbunkswhereIhaddrunkthem。IWASaman。Iwasstillonmylegs,iftheywereknee-deepinmud。Idisdainedtogetbackintotheskiff。Iwadedthroughthemud,shovingtheskiffbeforemeandyammeringthechantofmymanhoodtotheworld。
Ipaidforit。Iwassickforacoupleofdays,meanlysick,andmyarmswerepainfullypoisonedfromthebarnaclescratches。ForaweekIcouldnotusethem,anditwasatorturetoputonandtakeoffmyclothes。
Iswore,\"Neveragain!\"Thegamewasn’tworthit。Thepricewastoostiff。Ihadnomoralqualms。Myrevulsionwaspurelyphysical。Noexaltedmomentswereworthsuchhoursofmiseryandwretchedness。WhenIgotbacktomyskiff,IshunnedtheIdler。
Iwouldcrosstheoppositesideofthechanneltogoaroundher。
Scottyhaddisappeared。Theharpoonerwasstillabout,buthimI
avoided。Once,whenhelandedontheboat-wharf,Ihidinashedsoastoescapeseeinghim。Iwasafraidhewouldproposesomemoredrinking,maybehaveaflaskfullofwhiskyinhispocket。
Andyet——andhereentersthenecromancyofJohnBarleycorn——thatafternoon’sdrunkontheIdlerhadbeenapurplepassageflungintothemonotonyofmydays。Itwasmemorable。Myminddweltonitcontinually。Iwentoverthedetails,overandoveragain。
Amongotherthings,Ihadgotintothecogsandspringsofmen’sactions。IhadseenScottyweepabouthisownworthlessnessandthesadcaseofhisEdinburghmotherwhowasalady。Theharpoonerhadtoldmeterriblywonderfulthingsofhimself。Ihadcaughtamyriadenticingandinflammatoryhintsofaworldbeyondmyworld,andforwhichIwascertainlyasfittedasthetwoladswhohaddrunkwithme。Ihadgotbehindmen’ssouls。Ihadgotbehindmyownsoulandfoundunguessedpotenciesandgreatnesses。
Yes,thatdaystoodoutaboveallmyotherdays。Tothisdayitsostandsout。Thememoryofitisbrandedinmybrain。Butthepriceexactedwastoohigh。Irefusedtoplayandpay,andreturnedtomycannon-ballsandtaffy-slabs。Thepointisthatallthechemistryofmyhealthy,normalbodydrovemeawayfromalcohol。Thestuffdidn’tagreewithme。Itwasabominable。
But,despitethis,circumstancewastocontinuetodrivemetowardJohnBarleycorn,todrivemeagainandagain,until,afterlongyears,thetimeshouldcomewhenIwouldlookupJohnBarleycornineveryhauntofmen——lookhimupandhailhimgladlyasbenefactorandfriend。Anddetestandhatehimallthetime。
Yes,heisastrangefriend,JohnBarleycorn。
CHAPTERVII
Iwasbarelyturnedfifteen,andworkinglonghoursinacannery。
Monthinandmonthout,theshortestdayIeverworkedwastenhours。Whentotenhoursofactualworkatamachineisaddedthenoonhour;thewalkingtoworkandwalkinghomefromwork;thegettingupinthemorning,dressing,andeating;theeatingatnight,undressing,andgoingtobed,thereremainsnomorethantheninehoursoutofthetwenty-fourrequiredbyahealthyyoungsterforsleep。Outofthoseninehours,afterIwasinbedanderemyeyesdrowsedshut,Imanagedtostealalittletimeforreading。
ButmanyanightIdidnotknockoffworkuntilmidnight。OnoccasionIworkedeighteenandtwentyhoursonastretch。OnceI
workedatmymachineforthirty-sixconsecutivehours。AndtherewereweeksonendwhenIneverknockedoffworkearlierthaneleveno’clock,gothomeandinbedathalfaftermidnight,andwascalledathalf-pastfivetodress,eat,walktowork,andbeatmymachineatseveno’clockwhistleblow。
Nomomentsheretobestolenformybelovedbooks。AndwhathadJohnBarleycorntodowithsuchstrenuous,Stoictoilofaladjustturnedfifteen?Hehadeverythingtodowithit。Letmeshowyou。Iaskedmyselfifthiswerethemeaningoflife——tobeawork-beast?IknewofnohorseinthecityofOaklandthatworkedthehoursIworked。Ifthiswereliving,Iwasentirelyunenamouredofit。Irememberedmyskiff,lyingidleandaccumulatingbarnaclesattheboat-wharf;Irememberedthewindthatbleweverydayonthebay,thesunrisesandsunsetsIneversaw;thebiteofthesaltairinmynostrils,thebiteofthesaltwateronmyfleshwhenIplungedoverside;Irememberedallthebeautyandthewonderandthesense-delightsoftheworlddeniedme。Therewasonlyonewaytoescapemydeadeningtoil。Imustgetoutandawayonthewater。Imustearnmybreadonthewater。
AndthewayofthewaterledinevitablytoJohnBarleycorn。Ididnotknowthis。AndwhenIdidlearnit,Iwascourageousenoughnottoretreatbacktomybestiallifeatthemachine。
Iwantedtobewherethewindsofadventureblew。AndthewindsofadventureblewtheoysterpiratesloopsupanddownSanFranciscoBay,fromraidedoyster-bedsandfightsatnightonshoalandflat,tomarketsinthemorningagainstcitywharves,wherepeddlersandsaloon-keeperscamedowntobuy。Everyraidonanoyster-bedwasafelony。ThepenaltywasStateimprisonment,thestripesandthelockstep。Andwhatofthat?ThemeninstripesworkedashorterdaythanIatmymachine。Andtherewasvastlymoreromanceinbeinganoysterpirateoraconvictthaninbeingamachineslave。Andbehinditall,behindallofmewithyouthabubble,whisperedRomance,Adventure。
SoIinterviewedmyMammyJennie,myoldnurseatwhoseblackbreastIhadsuckled。Shewasmoreprosperousthanmyfolks。Shewasnursingsickpeopleatagoodweeklywage。Wouldshelendher\"whitechild\"themoney?WOULDSHE?Whatshehadwasmine。
ThenIsoughtoutFrenchFrank,theoysterpirate,whowantedtosell,Ihadheard,hissloop,theRazzleDazzle。IfoundhimlyingatanchorontheAlamedasideoftheestuaryneartheWebsterStreetbridge,withvisitorsaboard,whomhewasentertainingwithafternoonwine。Hecameondecktotalkbusiness。Hewaswillingtosell。ButitwasSunday。Besides,hehadguests。OnthemorrowhewouldmakeoutthebillofsaleandIcouldenterintopossession。AndinthemeantimeImustcomebelowandmeethisfriends。Theyweretwosisters,MamieandTess;aMrs。Hadley,whochaperonedthem;\"Whisky\"Bob,ayouthfuloysterpirateofsixteen;and\"Spider\"Healey,ablack-whiskeredwharf-ratoftwenty。Mamie,whowasSpider’sniece,wascalledtheQueenoftheOysterPirates,and,onoccasion,presidedattheirrevels。FrenchFrankwasinlovewithher,thoughIdidnotknowitatthetime;andshesteadfastlyrefusedtomarryhim。
FrenchFrankpouredatumblerofredwinefromabigdemijohntodrinktoourtransaction。IrememberedtheredwineoftheItalianrancho,andshudderedinwardly。Whiskyandbeerwerenotquitesorepulsive。ButtheQueenoftheOysterPirateswaslookingatme,apart-emptiedglassinherownhand。Ihadmypride。IfIwasonlyfifteen,atleastIcouldnotshowmyselfanylessamanthanshe。Besides,therewerehersister,andMrs。
Hadley,andtheyoungoysterpirate,andthewhiskeredwharf-rat,allwithglassesintheirhands。WasIamilk-and-watersop?No;
athousandtimesno,andathousandglassesno。Idownedthetumblerfullikeaman。
FrenchFrankwaselatedbythesale,whichIhadboundwithatwenty-dollargoldpiece。Hepouredmorewine。Ihadlearnedmystrongheadandstomach,andIwascertainIcoulddrinkwiththeminatemperatewayandnotpoisonmyselfforaweektocome。I
couldstandasmuchasthey;andbesides,theyhadalreadybeendrinkingforsometime。
Wegottosinging。Spidersang\"TheBostonBurglar\"and\"BlackLulu。\"TheQueensang\"ThenIWishtIWereaLittleBird。\"AndhersisterTesssang\"Oh,TreatMyDaughterKindily。\"Thefungrewfastandfurious。Ifoundmyselfabletomissdrinkswithoutbeingnoticedorcalledtoaccount。Also,standinginthecompanionway,headandshouldersoutandglassinhand,Icouldflingthewineoverboard。
Ireasonedsomethinglikethis:Itisaqueernessofthesepeoplethattheylikethisvile-tastingwine。Well,letthem。Icannotquarrelwiththeirtastes。Mymanhood,accordingtotheirqueernotions,mustcompelmetoappeartolikethiswine。Verywell。
Ishallsoappear。ButIshalldrinknomorethanisunavoidable。
AndtheQueenbegantomakelovetome,thelatestrecruittotheoysterpiratefleet,andnomerehand,butamasterandowner。
Shewentupondecktotaketheair,andtookmewithher。Sheknew,ofcourse,butIneverdreamed,howFrenchFrankwasragingdownbelow。ThenTessjoinedus,sittingonthecabin;andSpider,andBob;andatthelast,Mrs。HadleyandFrenchFrank。
Andwesatthere,glassesinhand,andsang,whilethebigdemijohnwentaround;andIwastheonlystrictlysoberone。
AndIenjoyeditasnooneofthemwasabletoenjoyit。Here,inthisatmosphereofbohemianism,Icouldnotbutcontrastthescenewithmysceneofthedaybefore,sittingatmymachine,inthestifling,shut-inair,repeating,endlesslyrepeating,attopspeed,myseriesofmechanicalmotions。AndhereIsatnow,glassinhand,inwarm-glowingcamaraderie,withtheoysterpirates,adventurerswhorefusedtobeslavestopettyroutine,whofloutedrestrictionsandthelaw,whocarriedtheirlivesandtheirlibertyintheirhands。AnditwasthroughJohnBarleycornthatI
cametojointhisgloriouscompanyoffreesouls,unashamedandunafraid。
Andtheafternoonseabreezeblewitstangintomylungs,andcurledthewavesinmid-channel。Beforeitcamethescowschooners,wing-and-wing,blowingtheirhornsforthedrawbridgestoopen。Red-stackedtugstoreby,rockingtheRazzleDazzleinthewavesoftheirwake。Asugarbarquetowedfromthe\"boneyard\"
tosea。Thesun-washwasonthecrispingwater,andlifewasbig。
AndSpidersang:
\"Oh,it’sLulu,blackLulu,mydarling,Oh,it’swherehaveyoubeensolong?
Beenlayin’injail,A-waitin’forbail,Tillmybullycomesrollin’along。\"
Thereitwas,thesmackandslapofthespiritofrevolt,ofadventure,ofromance,ofthethingsforbiddenanddonedefiantlyandgrandly。AndIknewthatonthemorrowIwouldnotgobacktomymachineatthecannery。To-morrowIwouldbeanoysterpirate,asfreeafreebooterasthecenturyandthewatersofSanFranciscoBaywouldpermit。Spiderhadalreadyagreedtosailwithmeasmycrewofone,and,also,ascookwhileIdidthedeckwork。Wewouldoutfitourgrubandwaterinthemorning,hoistthebigmainsail(whichwasabiggerpieceofcanvasthananyI
hadeversailedunder),andbeatourwayouttheestuaryonthefirstoftheseabreezeandthelastoftheebb。Thenwewouldslacksheets,andonthefirstofthefloodrundownthebaytotheAsparagusIslands,wherewewouldanchormilesoffshore。Andatlastmydreamwouldberealised:Iwouldsleepuponthewater。
AndnextmorningIwouldwakeuponthewater;andthereafterallmydaysandnightswouldbeonthewater。
AndtheQueenaskedmetorowherashoreinmyskiff,whenatsunsetFrenchFrankpreparedtotakehisguestsashore。NordidI
catchthesignificanceofhisabruptchangeofplanwhenheturnedthetaskofrowinghisskiffovertoWhiskyBob,himselfremainingonboardthesloop。NordidIunderstandSpider’sgrinningside-
remarktome:\"Gee!There’snothin’slowaboutYOU。\"Howcoulditpossiblyentermyboy’sheadthatagrizzledmanoffiftyshouldbejealousofme?
CHAPTERVIII
Wemetbyappointment,earlyMondaymorning,tocompletethedeal,inJohnnyHeinhold’s\"LastChance\"——asaloon,ofcourse,forthetransactionsofmen。Ipaidthemoneyover,receivedthebillofsale,andFrenchFranktreated。Thisstruckmeasanevidentcustom,andalogicalone——theseller,whoreceives,themoney,towetapieceofitintheestablishmentwherethetradewasconsummated。But,tomysurprise,FrenchFranktreatedthehouse。
HeandIdrank,whichseemedjust;butwhyshouldJohnnyHeinhold,whoownedthesaloonandwaitedbehindthebar,beinvitedtodrink?Ifigureditimmediatelythathemadeaprofitontheverydrinkhedrank。Icould,inaway,consideringthattheywerefriendsandshipmates,understandSpiderandWhiskyBobbeingaskedtodrink;butwhyshouldthelongshoremen,BillKelleyandSoupKennedy,beasked?
ThentherewasPat,theQueen’sbrother,makingatotalofeightofus。Itwasearlymorning,andallorderedwhisky。WhatcouldIdo,hereinthiscompanyofbigmen,alldrinkingwhisky?
\"Whisky,\"Isaid,withthecarelessairofonewhohadsaiditathousandtimes。Andsuchwhisky!Itosseditdown。A-r-r-r-gh!I
cantasteityet。
AndIwasappalledatthepriceFrenchFrankhadpaid——eightycents。EIGHTYCENTS!Itwasanoutragetomythriftysoul。
Eightycents——theequivalentofeightlonghoursofmytoilatthemachine,gonedownourthroats,andgonelikethat,inatwinkling,leavingonlyabadtasteinthemouth。TherewasnodiscussionthatFrenchFrankwasawaster。
Iwasanxioustobegone,outintothesunshine,outoverthewatertomygloriousboat。Butallhandslingered。EvenSpider,mycrew,lingered。Nohintbrokethroughmyobtusenessofwhytheylingered。Ihaveoftenthoughtsinceofhowtheymusthaveregardedme,thenewcomerbeingwelcomedintotheircompanystandingatbarwiththem,andnotstandingforasingleroundofdrinks。
FrenchFrank,who,unknowntome,hadswallowedhischagrinsincethedaybefore,nowthatthemoneyfortheRazzleDazzlewasinhispocket,begantobehavecuriouslytowardme。Isensedthechangeinhisattitude,sawtheforbiddingglitterinhiseyes,andwondered。ThemoreIsawofmen,thequeerertheybecame。
JohnnyHeinholdleanedacrossthebarandwhisperedinmyears\"He’sgotitinforyou。Watchout。\"
Inoddedcomprehensionofhisstatement,andacquiescenceinit,asamanshouldnodwhoknowsallaboutmen。ButsecretlyIwasperplexed。Heavens!HowwasI,whohadworkedhardandreadbooksofadventure,andwhowasonlyfifteenyearsold,whohadnotdreamedofgivingtheQueenoftheOysterPiratesasecondthought,andwhodidnotknowthatFrenchFrankwasmadlyandLatinlyinlovewithher——howwasItoguessthatIhaddonehimshame?AndhowwasItoguessthatthestoryofhowtheQueenhadthrownhimdownonhisownboat,themomentIhoveinsight,wasalreadythegleefulgossipofthewater-front?Andbythesametoken,howwasItoguessthatherbrotherPat’soffishnesswithmewasanythingelsethantemperamentalgloominessofspirit?
WhiskyBobgotmeasideamoment。\"Keepyoureyesopen,\"hemuttered。\"Takemytip。FrenchFrank’sugly。I’mgoingupriverwithhimtogetaschoonerforoystering。Whenhegetsdownonthebeds,watchout。Hesayshe’llrunyoudown。Afterdark,anytimehe’saround,changeyouranchorageanddouseyourridinglight。Savve?\"
Oh,certainly,Isavve’d。Inoddedmyhead,and,asonemantoanother,thankedhimforhistip;anddriftedbacktothegroupatthebar。No;Ididnottreat。IneverdreamedthatIwasexpectedtotreat。IleftwithSpider,andmyearsburnnowasI
trytosurmisethethingstheymusthavesaidaboutme。
IaskedSpider,inanoff-handway,whatwaseatingFrenchFrank。
\"He’scrazyjealousofyou,\"wastheanswer。\"Doyouthinkso?\"I
said,anddismissedthematterasnotworththinkingabout。
ButIleaveittoanyone——theswellofmyfifteen-years-oldmanhoodatlearningthatFrenchFrank,theadventureroffifty,thesailorofalltheseasofalltheworld,wasjealousofme——
andjealousoveragirlmostromanticallynamedtheQueenoftheOysterPirates。Ihadreadofsuchthingsinbooks,andregardedthemaspersonalprobabilitiesofadistantmaturity。Oh,Ifeltarareyoungdevil,aswehoistedthebigmainsailthatmorning,brokeoutanchor,andfilledawayclose-hauledonthethree-milebeattowindwardoutintothebay。
Suchwasmyescapefromthekillingmachine-toil,andmyintroductiontotheoysterpirates。True,theintroductionhadbegunwithdrink,andthelifepromisedtocontinuewithdrink。
ButwasItostayawayfromitforsuchreason?Whereverliferanfreeandgreat,theremendrank。RomanceandAdventureseemedalwaystogodownthestreetlockedarminarmwithJohnBarleycorn。Toknowthetwo,Imustknowthethird。OrelseI
mustgobacktomyfreelibrarybooksandreadofthedeedsofothermenanddonodeedsofmyownsaveslavefortencentsanhouratamachineinacannery。
No;Iwasnottobedeterredfromthisbravelifeonthewaterbythefactthatthewater-dwellershadqueerandexpensivedesiresforbeerandwineandwhisky。Whatiftheirnotionsofhappinessincludedthestrangeoneofseeingmedrink?Whentheypersistedinbuyingthestuffandthrustingituponme,why,Iwoulddrinkit。ItwasthepriceIwouldpayfortheircomradeship。AndI
didn’thavetogetdrunk。IhadnotgotdrunktheSundayafternoonIarrangedtobuytheRazzleDazzle,despitethefactthatnotoneoftherestwassober。Well,Icouldgoonintothefuturethatway,drinkingthestuffwhenitgavethempleasurethatIshoulddrinkit,butcarefullyavoidingover-drinking。
CHAPTERIX
Gradualaswasmydevelopmentasaheavydrinkeramongtheoysterpirates,therealheavydrinkingcamesuddenly,andwastheresult,notofdesireforalcohol,butofanintellectualconviction。
ThemoreIsawofthelife,themoreIwasenamouredofit。IcanneverforgetmythrillsthefirstnightItookpartinaconcertedraid,whenweassembledonboardtheAnnie——roughmen,bigandunafraid,andweazenedwharf-rats,someofthemex-convicts,allofthemenemiesofthelawandmeritingjail,insea-bootsandsea-gear,talkingingrufflowvoices,and\"Big\"Georgewithrevolversstrappedabouthiswaisttoshowthathemeantbusiness。
Oh,Iknow,lookingback,thatthewholethingwassordidandsilly。ButIwasnotlookingbackinthosedayswhenIwasrubbingshoulderswithJohnBarleycornandbeginningtoaccepthim。Thelifewasbraveandwild,andIwaslivingtheadventureIhadreadsomuchabout。
Nelson,\"YoungScratch\"theycalledhim,todistinguishhimfrom\"OldScratch,\"hisfather,sailedinthesloopReindeer,partnerswithone\"Clam。\"Clamwasadare-devil,butNelsonwasarecklessmaniac。Hewastwentyyearsold,withthebodyofaHercules。
WhenhewasshotinBenicia,acoupleofyearslater,thecoronersaidhewasthegreatest-shoulderedmanhehadeverseenlaidonaslab。
Nelsoncouldnotreadorwrite。Hehadbeen\"dragged\"upbyhisfatheronSanFranciscoBay,andboatsweresecondnaturewithhim。Hisstrengthwasprodigious,andhisreputationalongthewater-frontforviolencewasanythingbutsavoury。HehadBerserkerragesanddidmad,terriblethings。ImadehisacquaintancethefirstcruiseoftheRazzleDazzle,andsawhimsailtheReindeerinablowanddredgeoystersallaroundtherestofusaswelayattwoanchors,troubledwithfearofgoingashore。
Hewassomeman,thisNelson;andwhen,passingbytheLastChancesaloon,hespoketome,Ifeltveryproud。Buttrytoimaginemypridewhenhepromptlyaskedmeintohaveadrink。Istoodatthebaranddrankaglassofbeerwithhim,andtalkedmanfullyofoysters,andboats,andofthemysteryofwhohadputtheloadofbuckshotthroughtheAnnie’smainsail。
Wetalkedandlingeredatthebar。Itseemedtomestrangethatwelingered。Wehadhadourbeer。ButwhowasItoleadthewayoutsidewhengreatNelsonchosetoleanagainstthebar?Afterafewminutes,tomysurprise,heaskedmetohaveanotherdrink,whichIdid。Andstillwetalked,andNelsonevincednointentionofleavingthebar。
BearwithmewhileIexplainthewayofmyreasoningandofmyinnocence。Firstofall,IwasveryproudtobeinthecompanyofNelson,whowasthemostheroicfigureamongtheoysterpiratesandbayadventurers。Unfortunatelyformystomachandmucousmembranes,Nelsonhadastrangequirkofnaturethatmadehimfindhappinessintreatingmetobeer。Ihadnomoraldisinclinationforbeer,andjustbecauseIdidn’tlikethetasteofitandtheweightofitwasnoreasonIshouldforgothehonourofhiscompany。Itwashiswhimtodrinkbeer,andtohavemedrinkbeerwithhim。Verywell,Iwouldputupwiththepassingdiscomfort。
Sowecontinuedtotalkatthebar,andtodrinkbeerorderedandpaidforbyNelson。Ithink,now,whenIlookbackuponit,thatNelsonwascurious。HewantedtofindoutjustwhatkindofaginkIwas。HewantedtoseehowmanytimesI’dlethimtreatwithoutofferingtotreatinreturn。
AfterIhaddrunkhalfadozenglasses,mypolicyoftemperatenessinmind,IdecidedthatIhadhadenoughforthattime。SoI
mentionedthatIwasgoingaboardtheRazzleDazzle,thenlyingatthecitywharf,ahundredyardsaway。
Isaidgood-byetoNelson,andwentondownthewharf。But,JohnBarleycorn,totheextentofsixglasses,wentwithme。Mybraintingledandwasverymuchalive。Iwasupliftedbymysenseofmanhood。I,atruly-trueoysterpirate,wasgoingaboardmyownboatafterhob-nobbingintheLastChancewithNelson,thegreatestoysterpirateofusall。Stronginmybrainwasthevisionofusleaningagainstthebaranddrinkingbeer。Andcuriousitwas,Idecided,thiswhimofnaturethatmademenhappyinspendinggoodmoneyforbeerforafellowlikemewhodidn’twantit。
AsIponderedthis,Irecollectedthatseveraltimesothermen,incouples,hadenteredtheLastChance,andfirstone,thentheother,hadtreatedtodrinks。Iremembered,onthedrunkontheIdler,howScottyandtheharpoonerandmyselfhadrakedandscrapeddimesandnickelswithwhichtobuythewhisky。Thencamemyboycode:whenonadayafellowgaveanothera\"cannon-ball\"
orachunkoftaffy,onsomeotherdayhewouldexpecttoreceivebackacannon-ballorachunkoftaffy。
ThatwaswhyNelsonhadlingeredatthebar。Havingboughtadrink,hehadwaitedformetobuyone。IHAD,LETHIMBUYSIX
DRINKSANDNEVERONCEOFFEREDTOTREAT。AndhewasthegreatNelson!Icouldfeelmyselfblushingwithshame。Isatdownonthestringer-pieceofthewharfandburiedmyfaceinmyhands。
Andtheheatofmyshameburnedupmyneckandintomycheeksandforehead。Ihaveblushedmanytimesinmylife,butneverhaveI
experiencedsoterribleablushasthatone。
Andsittingthereonthestringer-pieceinmyshame,Ididagreatdealofthinkingandtransvaluingofvalues。Ihadbeenbornpoor。PoorIhadlived。Ihadgonehungryonoccasion。Ihadneverhadtoysnorplaythingslikeotherchildren。Myfirstmemoriesoflifewerepinchedbypoverty。Thepinchofpovertyhadbeenchronic。IwaseightyearsoldwhenIworemyfirstlittleundershirtactuallysoldinastoreacrossthecounter。
Andthenithadbeenonlyonelittleundershirt。WhenitwassoiledIhadtoreturntotheawfulhome-madethingsuntilitwaswashed。IhadbeensoproudofitthatIinsistedonwearingitwithoutanyoutergarment。ForthefirsttimeImutiniedagainstmymother——mutiniedmyselfintohysteria,untilsheletmewearthestoreundershirtsoalltheworldcouldsee。
Onlyamanwhohasundergonefaminecanproperlyvaluefood;onlysailorsanddesert-dwellersknowthemeaningoffreshwater。Andonlyachild,withachild’simagination,cancometoknowthemeaningofthingsithasbeenlongdenied。IearlydiscoveredthattheonlythingsIcouldhavewerethoseIgotformyself。Mymeagrechildhooddevelopedmeagreness。ThefirstthingsIhadbeenabletogetformyselfhadbeencigarettepictures,cigaretteposters,andcigarettealbums。IhadnothadthespendingofthemoneyIearned,soItraded\"extra\"newspapersforthesetreasures。Itradedduplicateswiththeotherboys,andcirculating,asIdid,allabouttown,Ihadgreateropportunitiesfortradingandacquiring。
ItwasnotlongbeforeIhadcompleteeveryseriesissuedbyeverycigarettemanufacturer——suchastheGreatRaceHorses,ParisianBeauties,WomenofAllNations,FlagsofAllNations,NotedActors,ChampionPrizeFighters,etc。AndeachseriesIhadthreedifferentways:inthecardfromthecigarettepackage,intheposter,andinthealbum。
ThenIbegantoaccumulateduplicatesets,duplicatealbums。I
tradedforotherthingsthatboysvaluedandwhichtheyusuallyboughtwithmoneygiventhembytheirparents。Naturally,theydidnothavethekeensenseofvaluesthatIhad,whowasnevergivenmoneytobuyanything。Itradedforpostage-stamps,forminerals,forcurios,forbirds’eggs,formarbles(IhadamoremagnificentcollectionofagatesthanIhaveeverseenanyboypossess——andthenucleusofthecollectionwasahandfulworthatleastthreedollars,whichIhadkeptassecurityfortwentycentsIloanedtoamessenger-boywhowassenttoreformschoolbeforehecouldredeemthem)。
I’dtradeanythingandeverythingforanythingelse,andturnitoverinadozenmoretradesuntilitwastransmutedintosomethingthatwasworthsomething。Iwasfamousasatrader。Iwasnotoriousasamiser。IcouldevenmakeajunkmanweepwhenIhaddealingswithhim。Otherboyscalledmeintosellforthemtheircollectionsofbottles,rags,oldiron,grain,andgunny-sacks,andfive-gallonoil-cans——aye,andgavemeacommissionfordoingit。
Andthiswasthethrifty,close-fistedboy,accustomedtoslaveatamachinefortencentsanhour,whosatonthestringer-pieceandconsideredthematterofbeeratfivecentsaglassandgoneinamomentwithnothingtoshowforit。IwasnowwithmenIadmired。
Iwasproudtobewiththem。HadallmypinchingandsavingbroughtmetheequivalentofoneofthemanythrillswhichhadbeenminesinceIcameamongtheoysterpirates?Thenwhatwasworthwhile——moneyorthrills?Thesemenhadnohorrorofsquanderinganickel,ormanynickels。Theyweremagnificentlycarelessofmoney,callingupeightmentodrinkwhiskyattencentsaglass,asFrenchFrankhaddone。Why,Nelsonhadjustspentsixtycentsonbeerforthetwoofus。
Whichwasittobe?IwasawarethatIwasmakingagravedecision。Iwasdecidingbetweenmoneyandmen,betweenniggardlinessandromance。EitherImustthrowoverboardallmyoldvaluesofmoneyandlookuponitassomethingtobeflungaboutwastefully,orImustthrowoverboardmycomradeshipwiththesemenwhosepeculiarquirksmadethemlikestrongdrink。
IretracedmystepsupthewharftotheLastChance,whereNelsonstillstoodoutside。\"Comeonandhaveabeer,\"Iinvited。Againwestoodatthebaranddrankandtalked,butthistimeitwasI
whopaidtencents!awholehourofmylabouratamachineforadrinkofsomethingIdidn’twantandwhichtastedrotten。Butitwasn’tdifficult。Ihadachievedaconcept。Moneynolongercounted。Itwascomradeshipthatcounted。\"Haveanother?\"I
said。Andwehadanother,andIpaidforit。Nelson,withthewisdomoftheskilleddrinker,saidtothebarkeeper,\"Makemineasmallone,Johnny。\"Johnnynoddedandgavehimaglassthatcontainedonlyathirdasmuchastheglasseswehadbeendrinking。Yetthechargewasthesame——fivecents。
BythistimeIwasgettingnicelyjingled,sosuchextravagancedidn’thurtmemuch。Besides,Iwaslearning。Therewasmoreinthisbuyingofdrinksthanmerequantity。Igotmyfingeronit。
Therewasastagewhenthebeerdidn’tcountatall,butjustthespiritofcomradeshipofdrinkingtogether。And,ha!——anotherthing!I,too,couldcallforsmallbeersandminimisebytwo-
thirdsthedetestablefreightagewithwhichcomradeshipburdenedone。
\"Ihadtogoaboardtogetsomemoney,\"Iremarkedcasually,aswedrank,inthehopeNelsonwouldtakeitasanexplanationofwhyI
hadlethimtreatsixconsecutivetimes。
\"Oh,well,youdidn’thavetodothat,\"heanswered。\"Johnny’lltrustafellowlikeyou——won’tyou,Johnny!\"
\"Sure,\"Johnnyagreed,withasmile。
\"Howmuchyougotdownagainstme?\"Nelsonqueried。
Johnnypulledoutthebookhekeptbehindthebar,foundNelson’spage,andaddeduptheaccountofseveraldollars。AtonceI
becamepossessedwithadesiretohaveapageinthatbook。
Almostitseemedthefinalbadgeofmanhood。
Afteracouplemoredrinks,forwhichIinsistedonpaying,Nelsondecidedtogo。Wepartedtruecomradely,andIwandereddownthewharftotheRazzleDazzle。Spiderwasjustbuildingthefireforsupper。
\"Where’dyougetit?\"hegrinnedupatmethroughtheopencompanion。
\"Oh,I’vebeenwithNelson,\"Isaidcarelessly,tryingtohidemypride。
Thenanideacametome。Herewasanotheroneofthem。NowthatIhadachievedmyconcept,Imightaswellpractiseitthoroughly。
\"Comeon,\"Isaid,\"uptoJohnny’sandhaveadrink。\"
Goingupthewharf,wemetClamcomingdown。ClamwasNelson’spartner,andhewasafine,brave,handsome,moustachedmanofthirty——everything,inshort,thathisnicknamedidnotconnote。
\"Comeon,\"Isaid,\"andhaveadrink。\"Hecame。AsweturnedintotheLastChance,therewasPat,theQueen’sbrother,comingout。
\"What’syourhurry?\"Igreetedhim。\"We’rehavingadrink。Comeonalong。\"\"I’vejusthadone,\"hedemurred。\"Whatofit?——we’rehavingonenow,\"Iretorted。AndPatconsentedtojoinus,andI
meltedmywayintohisgoodgraceswithacoupleofglassesofbeer。Oh!IwaslearningthingsthatafternoonaboutJohnBarleycorn。Therewasmoreinhimthanthebadtastewhenyouswallowedhim。Here,attheabsurdcostoftencents,agloomy,grouchyindividual,whothreatenedtobecomeanenemy,wasmadeintoagoodfriend。Hebecameevengenial,hislookswerekindly,andourvoicesmellowedtogetheraswetalkedwater-frontandoyster-bedgossip。
\"Smallbeerforme,Johnny,\"Isaid,whentheothershadorderedschooners。Yes,andIsaiditliketheaccustomeddrinker,carelessly,casually,asasortofspontaneousthoughtthathadjustoccurredtome。Lookingback,IamconfidentthattheonlyonetherewhoguessedIwasatyroatbar-drinkingwasJohnnyHeinhold。
\"Where’dhegetit?\"IoverheardSpiderconfidentiallyaskJohnny。
\"Oh,he’sbeensousin’herewithNelsonallafternoon,\"wasJohnny’sanswer。
IneverletonthatI’dheard,butPROUD?Aye,eventhebarkeeperwasgivingmearecommendationasaman。\"HE’SBEENSOUSIN’HERE
WITHNELSONALLAFTERNOON。\"Magicwords!Theaccoladedeliveredbyabarkeeperwithabeerglass!
IrememberedthatFrenchFrankhadtreatedJohnnythedayIboughttheRazzleDazzle。Theglasseswerefilledandwewerereadytodrink。\"Havesomethingyourself,Johnny,\"Isaid,withanairofhavingintendedtosayitallthetime,butofhavingbeenatrifleremissbecauseoftheinterestingconversationIhadbeenholdingwithClamandPat。
Johnnylookedatmewithquicksharpness,divining,Iampositive,thestridesIwasmakinginmyeducation,andpouredhimselfwhiskyfromhisprivatebottle。Thishitmeforamomentonmythriftyside。Hehadtakenaten-centdrinkwhentherestofusweredrinkingfive-centdrinks!Butthehurtwasonlyforamoment。Idismisseditasignoble,rememberedmyconcept,anddidnotgivemyselfaway。
\"You’dbetterputmedowninthebookforthis,\"Isaid,whenwehadfinishedthedrink。AndIhadthesatisfactionofseeingafreshpagedevotedtomynameandachargepencilledforaroundofdrinksamountingtothirtycents。AndIglimpsed,asthroughagoldenhaze,afuturewhereinthatpagewouldbemuchcharged,andcrossedoff,andchargedagain。
Itreatedasecondtimearound,andthen,tomyamazement,Johnnyredeemedhimselfinthatmatteroftheten-centdrink。Hetreatedusaroundfrombehindthebar,andIdecidedthathehadarithmeticallyevenedthingsuphandsomely。
\"Let’sgoaroundtotheSt。LouisHouse,\"Spidersuggestedwhenwegotoutside。Pat,whohadbeenshovellingcoalallday,hadgonehome,andClamhadgoneupontheReindeertocooksupper。
SoaroundSpiderandIwenttotheSt。LouisHouse——myfirstvisit——ahugebar-room,whereperhapsfiftymen,mostlylongshoremen,werecongregated。AndthereImetSoupKennedyforthesecondtime,andBillKelley。AndSmith,oftheAnnie,driftedin——heofthebelt-buckledrevolvers。AndNelsonshowedup。AndImetothers,includingtheVigybrothers,whorantheplace,and,chiefestofall,JoeGoose,withthewickedeyes,thetwistednose,andthefloweredvest,whoplayedtheharmonicalikearoysteringangelandwentonthemostatrocioustearsthateventheOaklandwater-frontcouldconceiveofandadmire。
AsIboughtdrinks——otherstreatedaswell——thethoughtflickeredacrossmymindthatMammyJenniewasn’tgoingtoberepaidmuchonherloanoutofthatweek’searningsoftheRazzleDazzle。\"Butwhatofit?\"Ithought,orrather,JohnBarleycornthoughtitforme。\"You’reamanandyou’regettingacquaintedwithmen。MammyJenniedoesn’tneedthemoneyaspromptlyasallthat。Sheisn’tstarving。Youknowthat。She’sgotothermoneyinthebank。Letherwait,andpayherbackgradually。\"
AndthusitwasIlearnedanothertraitofJohnBarleycorn。Heinhibitsmorality。Wrongconductthatitisimpossibleforonetodosober,isdonequiteeasilywhenoneisnotsober。Infact,itistheonlythingonecando,forJohnBarleycorn’sinhibitionriseslikeawallbetweenone’simmediatedesiresandlong-learnedmorality。
IdismissedmythoughtofdebttoMammyJennieandproceededtogetacquaintedatthetriflingexpenseofsometriflingmoneyandajinglethatwasgrowingunpleasant。WhotookmeonboardandputmetobedthatnightIdonotknow,butIimagineitmusthavebeenSpider。
CHAPTERX
AndsoIwonmymanhood’sspurs。Mystatusonthewater-frontandwiththeoysterpiratesbecameimmediatelyexcellent。Iwaslookeduponasagoodfellow,aswellasnocoward。Andsomehow,fromthedayIachievedthatconceptsittingonthestringer-pieceoftheOaklandCityWharf,Ihavenevercaredmuchformoney。Noonehaseverconsideredmeamisersince,whilemycarelessnessofmoneyisasourceofanxietyandworrytosomethatknowme。
SocompletelydidIbreakwithmyparsimoniouspastthatIsentwordhometomymothertocallintheboysoftheneighbourhoodandgivetothemallmycollections。Ineverevencaredtolearnwhatboysgotwhatcollections。Iwasamannow,andImadeacleansweepofeverythingthatboundmetomyboyhood。
Myreputationgrew。Whenthestorywentaroundthewater-frontofhowFrenchFrankhadtriedtorunmedownwithhisschooner,andofhowIhadstoodonthedeckoftheRazzleDazzle,acockeddouble-barrelledshotguninmyhands,steeringwithmyfeetandholdinghertohercourse,andcompelledhimtoputuphiswheelandkeepaway,thewater-frontdecidedthattherewassomethinginmedespitemyyouth。AndIcontinuedtoshowwhatwasinme。
TherewerethetimesIbroughttheRazzleDazzleinwithabiggerloadofoystersthananyothertwo-mancraft;therewasthetimewhenweraidedfardowninLowerBay,andminewastheonlycraftbackatdaylighttotheanchorageoffAsparagusIsland;therewastheThursdaynightweracedformarketandIbroughttheRazzleDazzleinwithoutarudder,firstofthefleet,andskimmedthecreamoftheFridaymorningtrade;andtherewasthetimeI
broughtherinfromUpperBayunderajib,whenScottyburnedmymainsail。(Yes;itwasScottyoftheIdleradventure。IrishhadfollowedSpideronboardtheRazzleDazzle,andScotty,turningup,hadtakenIrish’splace。)
ButthethingsIdidonthewateronlypartlycounted。Whatcompletedeverything,andwonformethetitleof\"PrinceoftheOysterBeds,\"wasthatIwasagoodfellowashorewithmymoney,buyingdrinkslikeaman。IlittledreamedthatthetimewouldcomewhentheOaklandwater-front,whichhadshockedmeatfirstwouldbeshockedandannoyedbythedevilryofthethingsIdid。
Butalwaysthelifewastiedupwithdrinking。Thesaloonsarepoormen’sclubs。Saloonsarecongregatingplaces。Weengagedtomeetoneanotherinsaloons。Wecelebratedourgoodfortuneorweptourgriefinsaloons。Wegotacquaintedinsaloons。
CanIeverforgettheafternoonImet\"OldScratch,\"Nelson’sfather?ItwasintheLastChance。JohnnyHeinholdintroducedus。
ThatOldScratchwasNelson’sfatherwasnoteworthyenough。Buttherewasmoreinitthanthat。Hewasownerandmasterofthescow-schoonerAnnieMine,andsomedayImightshipasasailorwithhim。Stillmore,hewasromance。Hewasablue-eyed,yellow-haired,raw-bonedViking,big-bodiedandstrong-muscleddespitehisage。Andhehadsailedtheseasinshipsofallnationsintheoldsavagesailingdays。
Ihadheardmanyweirdtalesabouthim,andworshippedhimfromadistance。Ittookthesaloontobringustogether。Evenso,ouracquaintancemighthavebeennomorethanahand-gripandaword——
hewasalaconicoldfellow——haditnotbeenforthedrinking。
\"Haveadrink,\"Isaid,withpromptitude,afterthepausewhichI
hadlearnedgoodformindrinkingdictates。Ofcourse,whilewedrankourbeer,whichIhadpaidfor,itwasincumbentonhimtolistentomeandtotalktome。AndJohnny,likeatruehost,madethetactfulremarksthatenabledustofindmutualtopicsofconversation。Andofcourse,havingdrunkmybeer,CaptainNelsonmustnowbuybeerinturn。Thisledtomoretalking,andJohnnydriftedoutoftheconversationtowaitonothercustomers。
ThemorebeerCaptainNelsonandIdrank,thebetterwegotacquainted。Inmehefoundanappreciativelistener,who,byvirtueofbook-reading,knewmuchaboutthesea-lifehehadlived。
Sohedriftedbacktohiswildyoungdays,andspunmanyarareyarnforme,whilewedownedbeer,treatbytreat,allthroughablessedsummerafternoon。AnditwasonlyJohnBarleycornthatmadepossiblethatlongafternoonwiththeoldsea-dog。
ItwasJohnnyHeinholdwhosecretlywarnedmeacrossthebarthatIwasgettingpickledandadvisedmetotakesmallbeers。ButaslongasCaptainNelsondranklargebeers,myprideforbadeanythingelsethanlargebeers。AndnotuntiltheskipperorderedhisfirstsmallbeerdidIorderoneformyself。Oh,whenwecametoalingeringfondfarewell,Iwasdrunk。ButIhadthesatisfactionofseeingOldScratchasdrunkasI。Myyouthfulmodestyscarcelyletmedarebelievethatthehardenedoldbuccaneerwasevenmoredrunk。
Andafterwards,fromSpider,andPat,andC]am,andJohnnyHeinhold,andothers,camethetipsthatOldScratchlikedmeandhadnothingbutgoodwordsforthefineladIwas。Whichwasthemoreremarkable,becausehewasknownasasavage,cantankerousoldcusswhoneverlikedanybody。(Hisverynickname,\"Scratch,\"
arosefromaBerserkertrickofhis,infighting,oftearingoffhisopponent’sface。)AndthatIhadwonhisfriendship,allthankswereduetoJohnBarleycorn。IhavegiventheincidentmerelyasanexampleofthemultitudinousluresanddrawsandservicesbywhichJohnBarleycornwinshisfollowers。