\"Asfarasvaluegoes,\"saidVeraafterashortpause,\"thereismoreinBetsy\'scottagethaninanyotherhouseformilesround。\"
\"Nonsense,\"saidtheaunt;\"shepartedwithwhateveroldchinawareshehadlongago。\"
\"I\'mnottalkingaboutanythingthatbelongstoBetsyherself,\"saidVeradarkly;\"but,ofcourse,youdon\'tknowwhatIknow,andIdon\'tsupposeIoughttotellyou。\"
\"Youmusttellmeatonce,\"exclaimedtheaunt,hersensesleapingintoalertnesslikethoseofaterriersuddenlyexchangingaboreddrowsinessforthelivelyanticipationofanimmediaterathunt。
\"I\'mperfectlycertainthatIoughtn\'ttotellyouanythingaboutit,\"saidVera,\"but,then,IoftendothingsthatIoughtn\'ttodo。\"
\"Ishouldbethelastpersontosuggestthatyoushoulddoanythingthatyououghtnottodoto-\"beganMrs。BebberlyCumbleimpressively。
\"AndIamalwaysswayedbythelastpersonwhospeakstome,\"admittedVera,\"soI\'lldowhatIoughtnottodoandtellyou。\"
Mrs。BebberleyCumblethrustaverypardonablesenseofexasperationintothebackgroundofhermindanddemandedimpatiently:
\"WhatisthereinBetsyMullen\'scottagethatyouaremakingsuchafussabout?\"
\"It\'shardlyfairtosaythatI\'VEmadeafussaboutit,\"saidVera;\"thisisthefirsttimeI\'vementionedthematter,butthere\'sbeennoendoftroubleandmysteryandnewspaperspeculationaboutit。It\'sratheramusingtothinkofthecolumnsofconjectureinthePressandthepoliceanddetectiveshuntingabouteverywhereathomeandabroad,andallthewhilethatinnocent-lookinglittlecottagehasheldthesecret。\"
\"Youdon\'tmeantosayit\'stheLouvrepicture,LaSomethingorother,thewomanwiththesmile,thatdisappearedabouttwoyearsago?\"exclaimedtheauntwithrisingexcitement。
\"Ohno,notthat,\"saidVera,\"butsomethingquiteasimportantandjustasmysterious-ifanything,rathermorescandalous。\"
\"NottheDublin-?\"
Veranodded。
\"Thewholejollylotofthem。\"
\"InBetsy\'scottage?Incredible!\"
\"OfcourseBetsyhasn\'tanideaastowhattheyare,\"saidVera;\"shejustknowsthattheyaresomethingvaluableandthatshemustkeepquietaboutthem。I
foundoutquitebyaccidentwhattheywereandhowtheycametobethere。Yousee,thepeoplewhohadthemwereattheirwits\'endtoknowwheretostowthemawayforsafekeeping,andsomeonewhowasmotoringthroughthevillagewasstruckbythesnuglonelinessofthecottageandthoughtitwouldbejustthething。Mrs。LamperarrangedthematterwithBetsyandsmuggledthethingsin。\"
\"Mrs。Lamper?\"
\"Yes;shedoesalotofdistrictvisiting,youknow。\"
\"Iamquiteawarethatshetakessoupandflannelandimprovingliteraturetothepoorercottagers,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumble,\"butthatishardlythesamesortofthingasdisposingofstolengoods,andshemusthaveknownsomethingabouttheirhistory;anyonewhoreadsthepapers,evencasually,musthavebeenawareofthetheft,andIshouldthinkthethingswerenothardtorecognise。
Mrs。Lamperhasalwayshadthereputationofbeingaveryconscientiouswoman。\"
\"Ofcourseshewasscreeningsomeoneelse,\"saidVera。\"Aremarkablefeatureoftheaffairistheextraordinarynumberofquiterespectablepeoplewhohaveinvolvedthemselvesinitsmeshesbytryingtoshieldothers。Youwouldbereallyastonishedifyouknewsomeofthenamesoftheindividualsmixedupinit,andI
don\'tsupposeatitheofthemknowwhotheoriginalculpritswere;andnowI\'vegotyouentangledinthemessbylettingyouintothesecretofthecottage。\"
\"Youmostcertainlyhavenotentangledme,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumbleindignantly。\"Ihavenointentionofshieldinganybody。Thepolicemustknowaboutitatonce;atheftisatheft,whoeverisinvolved。Ifrespectablepeoplechoosetoturnthemselvesintoreceiversanddisposersofstolengoods,well,they\'veceasedtoberespectable,that\'sall。Ishalltelephoneimmediately-\"
\"Oh,aunt,\"saidVerareproachfully,\"itwouldbreakthepoorCanon\'sheartifCuthbertweretobeinvolvedinascandalofthissort。Youknowitwould。\"
\"Cuthbertinvolved!Howcanyousaysuchthingswhenyouknowhowmuchweallthinkofhim?\"
\"OfcourseIknowyouthinkalotofhim,andthathe\'sengagedtomarryBeatrice,andthatitwillbeafrightfullygoodmatch,andthathe\'syouridealofwhatason-in-lawoughttobe。Allthesame,itwasCuthbert\'sideatostowthethingsawayinthecottage,anditwashismotorthatbroughtthem。HewasonlydoingittohelphisfriendPegginson,youknow-theQuakerman,whoisalwaysagitatingforasmallerNavy。
Iforgethowhegotinvolvedinit。Iwarnedyouthattherewerelotsofquiterespectablepeoplemixedupinit,didn\'tI?That\'swhatImeantwhenIsaiditwouldbeimpossibleforoldBetsytoleavethecottage;thethingstakeupagoodbitofroom,andshecouldn\'tgocarryingthemaboutwithherothergoodsandchattelswithoutattractingnotice。Ofcourseifsheweretofallillanddieitwouldbeequallyunfortunate。Hermotherlivedtobeoverninety,shetellsme,sowithduecareandanabsenceofworrysheoughttolastforanotherdozenyearsatleast。Bythattimeperhapssomeotherarrangementswillhavebeenmadefordisposingofthewretchedthings。\"
\"IshallspeaktoCuthbertaboutit-afterthewedding,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumble。
\"Theweddingisn\'ttillnextyear,\"saidVera,inrecountingthestorytoherbestgirlfriend,\"andmeanwhileoldBetsyislivingrentfree,withsouptwiceaweekandmyaunt\'sdoctortoseeherwhenevershehasafingerache。\"
\"Buthowonearthdidyougettoknowaboutitall?\"
askedherfriend,inadmiringwonder。
\"Itwasamystery-\"saidVera。
\"Ofcourseitwasamystery,amysterythatbaffledeverybody。Whatbeatsmeishowyoufoundout-\"
\"Oh,aboutthejewels?Iinventedthatpart,\"
explainedVera;\"ImeanthemysterywaswhereoldBetsy\'sarrearsofrentweretocomefrom;andshewouldhavehatedleavingthatjollyquincetree。\"
THEFORBIDDENBUZZARDS
\"ISmatchmakingatallinyourline?\"
HugoPeterbyaskedthequestionwithacertainamountofpersonalinterest。
\"Idon\'tspecialiseinit,\"saidClovis;\"it\'sallrightwhileyou\'redoingit,buttheafter-effectsaresometimessodisconcerting-themutereproachfullooksofthepeopleyou\'veaidedandabettedinmatrimonialexperiments。It\'sasbadassellingamanahorsewithhalfadozenlatentvicesandwatchinghimdiscoverthempiecemealinthecourseofthehuntingseason。Isupposeyou\'rethinkingoftheCoulternebgirl。She\'scertainlyjolly,andquiteallrightasfaraslooksgo,andI
believeacertainamountofmoneyadherestoher。WhatI
don\'tseeishowyouwillevermanagetoproposetoher。
InallthetimeI\'veknownherIdon\'trememberhertohavestoppedtalkingforthreeconsecutiveminutes。
You\'llhavetoracehersixtimesroundthegrasspaddockforabet,andthenblurtyourproposaloutbeforeshe\'sgotherwindback。Thepaddockislaidupforhay,butifyou\'rereallyinlovewithheryouwon\'tletaconsiderationofthatsortstopyou,especiallyasit\'snotyourhay。\"
\"IthinkIcouldmanagetheproposingpartrightenough,\"saidHugo,\"ifIcouldcountonbeingleftalonewithherforfourorfivehours。ThetroubleisthatI\'mnotlikelytogetanythinglikethatamountofgrace。
ThatfellowLannerisshowingsignsofinterestinghimselfinthesamequarter。He\'squiteheartbreakinglyrichandisratheraswellinhisway;infact,ourhostessisobviouslyabitflatteredathavinghimhere。
Ifshegetswindofthefactthathe\'sinclinedtobeattractedbyBettyCoulternebshe\'llthinkitasplendidmatchandthrowthemintoeachother\'sarmsalldaylong,andthenwherewillmyopportunitiescomein?Myoneanxietyistokeephimoutofthegirl\'swayasmuchaspossible,andifyoucouldhelpme-\"
\"IfyouwantmetotrotLannerroundthecountryside,inspectingallegedRomanremainsandstudyinglocalmethodsofbeecultureandcropraising,I\'mafraidIcan\'tobligeyou,\"saidClovis。\"Yousee,he\'stakensomethinglikeanaversiontomesincetheothernightinthesmoking-room。\"
\"Whathappenedinthesmoking-room?\"
\"Hetrottedoutsomewell-wornchestnutasthelatestthingingoodstories,andIremarked,quiteinnocently,thatInevercouldrememberwhetheritwasGeorgeII。orJamesII。whowassofondofthatparticularstory,andnowheregardsmewithpolitely-
drapeddislike。I\'lldomybestforyou,iftheopportunityarises,butitwillhavetobeinaroundabout,impersonalmanner。\"
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\"It\'ssonicehavingMr。Lannerhere,\"confidedMrs。
OlstontoClovisthenextafternoon;\"he\'salwaysbeenengagedwhenI\'veaskedhimbefore。Suchaniceman;hereallyoughttobemarriedtosomenicegirl。Betweenyouandme,Ihaveanideathathecamedownhereforacertainreason。\"
\"I\'vehadmuchthesameidea,\"saidClovis,loweringhisvoice;\"infact,I\'malmostcertainofit。\"
\"Youmeanhe\'sattractedby-\"beganMrs。Olstoneagerly。
\"Imeanhe\'shereforwhathecanget,\"saidClovis。
\"ForwhathecanGET?\"saidthehostesswithatouchofindignationinhervoice;\"whatdoyoumean?He\'saveryrichman。Whatshouldhewanttogethere?\"
\"Hehasonerulingpassion,\"saidClovis,\"andthere\'ssomethinghecangetherethatisnottobehadforlovenorformoneyanywhereelseinthecountry,asfarasIknow。\"
\"Butwhat?Whateverdoyoumean?Whatishisrulingpassion?\"
\"Egg-collecting,\"saidClovis。\"Hehasagentsallovertheworldgettingrareeggsforhim,andhiscollectionisoneofthefinestinEurope;buthisgreatambitionistocollecthistreasurespersonally。Hestopsatnoexpensenortroubletoachievethatend。\"
\"Goodheavens!Thebuzzards,therough-leggedbuzzards!\"exclaimedMrs。Olston;\"youdon\'tthinkhe\'sgoingtoraidtheirnest?\"
\"Whatdoyouthinkyourself?\"askedClovis;\"theonlypairofrough-leggedbuzzardsknowntobreedinthiscountryarenestinginyourwoods。Veryfewpeopleknowaboutthem,butasamemberoftheleagueforprotectingrarebirdsthatinformationwouldbeathisdisposal。I
camedowninthetrainwithhim,andInoticedthatabulkyvolumeofDresser\'s\'BirdsofEurope\'wasoneoftherequisitesthathehadpackedinhistravelling-kit。
Itwasthevolumedealingwithshort-wingedhawksandbuzzards。\"
Clovisbelievedthatifaliewasworthtellingitwasworthtellingwell。
\"Thisisappalling,\"saidMrs。Olston;\"myhusbandwouldneverforgivemeifanythinghappenedtothosebirds。They\'vebeenseenaboutthewoodsforthelastyearortwo,butthisisthefirsttimethey\'venested。
Asyousay,theyarealmosttheonlypairknowntobebreedinginthewholeofGreatBritain;andnowtheirnestisgoingtobeharriedbyagueststayingundermyroof。Imustdosomethingtostopit。DoyouthinkifI
appealedtohim-\"
Clovislaughed。
\"Thereisastorygoingabout,whichIfancyistrueinmostofitsdetails,ofsomethingthathappenednotlongagosomewhereonthecoastoftheSeaofMarmora,inwhichourfriendhadahand。ASyriannightjar,orsomesuchbird,wasknowntobebreedingintheolivegardensofarichArmenian,whoforsomereasonorotherwouldn\'tallowLannertogoinandtaketheeggs,thoughheofferedcashdownforthepermission。TheArmenianwasfoundbeatennearlytodeathadayortwolater,andhisfenceslevelled。ItwasassumedtobeacaseofMussulmanaggression,andnotedassuchinalltheConsularreports,buttheeggsareintheLannercollection。No,Idon\'tthinkIshouldappealtohisbetterfeelingsifIwereyou。\"
\"Imustdosomething,\"saidMrs。Olstontearfully;
\"myhusband\'spartingwordswhenhewentofftoNorwaywereaninjunctiontoseethatthosebirdswerenotdisturbed,andhe\'saskedaboutthemeverytimehe\'swritten。Dosuggestsomething。\"
\"Iwasgoingtosuggestpicketing,\"saidClovis。
\"Picketing!Youmeansettingguardsroundthebirds?\"
\"No;roundLanner。Hecan\'tfindhiswaythroughthosewoodsbynight,andyoucouldarrangethatyouorEvelynorJackortheGermangovernessshouldbebyhissideinrelaysalldaylong。Afellowguesthecouldgetridof,buthecouldn\'tverywellshakeoffmembersofthehousehold,andeventhemostdeterminedcollectorwouldhardlygoclimbingafterforbiddenbuzzards\'eggswithaGermangovernesshangingroundhisneck,sotospeak。\"
Lanner,whohadbeenlazilywatchingforanopportunityforprosecutinghiscourtshipoftheCoulternebgirl,foundpresentlythathischancesofgettinghertohimselffortenminutesevenwerenon-
existent。Ifthegirlwaseveraloneheneverwas。Hishostesshadchangedsuddenly,asfarashewasconcerned,fromthedesirabletypethatletsherguestsdonothinginthewaythatbestpleasesthem,tothesortthatdragsthemoverthegroundlikesomanyharrows。Sheshowedhimtheherbgardenandthegreenhouses,thevillagechurch,somewater-coloursketchesthathersisterhaddoneinCorsica,andtheplacewhereitwashopedthatcelerywouldgrowlaterintheyear。
HewasshownalltheAylesburyducklingsandtherowofwoodenhiveswheretherewouldhavebeenbeesiftherehadnotbeenbeedisease。HewasalsotakentotheendofalonglaneandshownadistantmoundwhereonlocaltraditionreportedthattheDaneshadoncepitchedacamp。AndwhenhishostesshadtodeserthimtemporarilyforotherdutieshewouldfindEvelynwalkingsolemnlybyhisside。Evelynwasfourteenandtalkedchieflyaboutgoodandevil,andofhowmuchonemightaccomplishinthewayofregeneratingtheworldifonewasthoroughlydeterminedtodoone\'sutmost。ItwasgenerallyratherareliefwhenshewasdisplacedbyJack,whowasnineyearsold,andtalkedexclusivelyabouttheBalkanWarwithoutthrowinganyfreshlightonitspoliticalormilitaryhistory。TheGermangovernesstoldLannermoreaboutSchillerthanhehadeverheardinhislifeaboutanyoneperson;itwasperhapshisownfaultforhavingtoldherthathewasnotinterestedinGoethe。Whenthegovernesswentoffpicketdutythehostesswasagainonhandwithanot-to-be-gainsaidinvitationtovisitthecottageofanoldwomanwhorememberedCharlesJamesFox;thewomanhadbeendeadfortwoorthreeyears,butthecottagewasstillthere。Lannerwascalledbacktotownearlierthanhehadoriginallyintended。
HugodidnotbringoffhisaffairwithBettyCoulterneb。Whethersherefusedhimorwhether,aswasmoregenerallysupposed,hedidnotgetachanceofsayingthreeconsecutivewords,hasneverbeenexactlyascertained。Anyhow,sheisstillthejollyCoulternebgirl。
Thebuzzardssuccessfullyrearedtwoyoungones,whichwereshotbyalocalhairdresser。
THESTAKE
\"RONNIEisagreattrialtome,\"saidMrs。Attrayplaintively。\"OnlyeighteenyearsoldlastFebruaryandalreadyaconfirmedgambler。IamsureIdon\'tknowwhereheinheritsitfrom;hisfathernevertouchedcards,andyouknowhowlittleIplay-agameofbridgeonWednesdayafternoonsinthewinter,forthree-penceahundred,andeventhatIshouldn\'tdoifitwasn\'tthatEdithalwayswantsafourthandwouldbecertaintoaskthatdetestableJenkinhamwomanifshecouldn\'tgetme。
Iwouldmuchrathersitandtalkanydaythanplaybridge;cardsaresuchawasteoftime,Ithink。ButastoRonnie,bridgeandbaccaratandpoker-patiencearepositivelyallthathethinksabout。OfcourseI\'vedonemybesttostopit;I\'veaskedtheNorridrumsnottolethimplaycardswhenhe\'soverthere,butyoumightaswellasktheAtlanticOceantokeepquietforacrossingasexpectthemtobotheraboutamother\'snaturalanxieties。\"
\"Whydoyoulethimgothere?\"askedEleanorSaxelby。
\"Mydear,\"saidMrs。Attray,\"Idon\'twanttooffendthem。Afterall,theyaremylandlordsandIhavetolooktothemforanythingIwantdoneabouttheplace;theywereveryaccommodatingaboutthenewrooffortheorchidhouse。Andtheylendmeoneoftheircarswhenmineisoutoforder;youknowhowoftenitgetsoutoforder。\"
\"Idon\'tknowhowoften,\"saidEleanor,\"butitmusthappenveryfrequently。WheneverIwantyoutotakemeanywhereinyourcarIamalwaystoldthatthereissomethingwrongwithit,orelsethatthechauffeurhasgotneuralgiaandyoudon\'tliketoaskhimtogoout。\"
\"Hesuffersquitealotfromneuralgia,\"saidMrs。
Attrayhastily。\"Anyhow,\"shecontinued,\"youcanunderstandthatIdon\'twanttooffendtheNorridrums。
Theirhouseholdisthemostracketyoneinthecounty,andIbelievenooneeverknowstoanhourortwowhenanyparticularmealwillappearonthetableorwhatitwillconsistofwhenitdoesappear。\"
EleanorSaxelbyshuddered。Shelikedhermealstobeofregularoccurrenceandassuredproportions。
\"Still,\"pursuedMrs。Attray,\"whatevertheirownhomelifemaybe,aslandlordsandneighbourstheyareconsiderateandobliging,soIdon\'twanttoquarrelwiththem。Besides,ifRonniedidn\'tplaycardstherehe\'dbeplayingsomewhereelse。\"
\"Notifyouwerefirmwithhim,\"saidEleanor\"I
believeinbeingfirm。\"
\"Firm?Iamfirm,\"exclaimedMrs。Attray;\"Iammorethanfirm-Iamfarseeing。I\'vedoneeverythingI
canthinkoftopreventRonniefromplayingformoney。
I\'vestoppedhisallowancefortherestoftheyear,sohecan\'tevengambleoncredit,andI\'vesubscribedalumpsumtothechurchoffertoryinhisnameinsteadofgivinghiminstalmentsofsmallsilvertoputinthebagonSundays。Iwouldn\'tevenlethimhavethemoneytotipthehuntservantswith,butsentitbypostalorder。
Hewasfuriouslysulkyaboutit,butIremindedhimofwhathappenedtothetenshillingsthatIgavehimfortheYoungMen\'sEndeavourLeague\'Self-DenialWeek。\'\"
\"Whatdidhappentoit?\"askedEleanor。
\"Well,Ronniedidsomepreliminaryendeavouringwithit,onhisownaccount,inconnectionwiththeGrandNational。Ifithadcomeoff,asheexpressedit,hewouldhavegiventheLeaguetwenty-fiveshillingsandnettedacomfortablecommissionforhimself;asitwas,thattenshillingswasoneofthethingstheLeaguehadtodenyitself。SincethenI\'vebeencarefulnottolethimhaveapennypieceinhishands。\"
\"He\'llgetroundthatinsomeway,\"saidEleanorwithquietconviction;\"he\'llsellthings。\"
\"Mydear,he\'sdoneallthatistobedoneinthatdirectionalready。He\'sgotridofhiswrist-watchandhishuntingflaskandbothhiscigarettecases,andI
shouldn\'tbesurprisedifhe\'swearingimitation-goldsleevelinksinsteadofthosehisAuntRhodagavehimonhisseventeenthbirthday。Hecan\'tsellhisclothes,ofcourse,excepthiswinterovercoat,andI\'velockedthatupinthecamphorcupboardonthepretextofpreservingitfrommoth。Ireallydon\'tseewhatelsehecanraisemoneyon。IconsiderthatI\'vebeenbothfirmandfar-
seeing。\"
\"HashebeenattheNorridrumslately?\"askedEleanor。
\"Hewasthereyesterdayafternoonandstayedtodinner,\"saidMrs。Attray。\"Idon\'tquiteknowwhenhecamehome,butIfancyitwaslate。\"
\"Thendependonithewasgambling,\"saidEleanor,withtheassuredairofonewhohasfewideasandmakesthemostofthem。\"Latehoursinthecountryalwaysmeangambling。\"
\"Hecan\'tgambleifhehasnomoneyandnochanceofgettingany,\"arguedMrs。Attray;\"evenifoneplaysforsmallstakesonemusthaveadecentprospectofpayingone\'slosses。\"
\"HemayhavesoldsomeoftheAmherstpheasantchicks,\"suggestedEleanor;\"theywouldfetchabouttenortwelveshillingseach,Idaresay。\"
\"Ronniewouldn\'tdosuchathing,\"saidMrs。Attray;
\"andanyhowIwentandcountedthemthismorningandthey\'reallthere。No,\"shecontinued,withthequietsatisfactionthatcomesfromasenseofpainstakingandmeritedachievement,\"IfancythatRonniehadtocontenthimselfwiththeroleofonlookerlastnight,asfarasthecard-tablewasconcerned。\"
\"Isthatclockright?\"askedEleanor,whoseeyeshadbeenstrayingrestlesslytowardsthemantel-pieceforsomelittletime;\"lunchisusuallysopunctualinyourestablishment。\"
\"Threeminutespastthehalf-hour,\"exclaimedMrs。
Attray;\"cookmustbepreparingsomethingunusuallysumptuousinyourhonour。Iamnotinthesecret;I\'vebeenoutallthemorning,youknow。\"
Eleanorsmiledforgivingly。AspecialeffortbyMrs。Attray\'scookwasworthwaitingafewminutesfor。
Asamatteroffact,theluncheonfare,whenitmadeitstardyappearance,wasdistinctlyunworthyofthereputationwhichthejustly-treasuredcookhadbuiltupforherself。Thesoupalonewouldhavesufficedtocastagloomoveranymealthatithadinaugurated,anditwasnotredeemedbyanythingthatfollowed。Eleanorsaidlittle,butwhenshespoketherewasahintoftearsinhervoicethatwasfarmoreeloquentthanoutspokendenunciationwouldhavebeen,andeventheinsouciantRonaldshowedtracesofdepressionwhenhetastedtherognonsSaltikoff。
\"NotquitethebestluncheonI\'veenjoyedinyourhouse,\"saidEleanoratlast,whenherfinalhopehadflickeredoutwiththesavoury。
\"Mydear,it\'stheworstmealI\'vesatdowntoforyears,\"saidherhostess;\"thatlastdishtastedprincipallyofredpepperandwettoast。I\'mawfullysorry。Isanythingthematterinthekitchen,Pellin?\"
sheaskedoftheattendantmaid。
\"Well,ma\'am,thenewcookhadn\'thardlytimetoseetothingsproperly,cominginsosudden-\"commencedPellinbywayofexplanation。
\"Thenewcook!\"screamedMrs。Attray。
\"ColonelNorridrum\'scook,ma\'am,\"saidPellin。
\"Whatonearthdoyoumean?WhatisColonelNorridrum\'scookdoinginmykitchen-andwhereismycook?\"
\"PerhapsIcanexplainbetterthanPellincan,\"saidRonaldhurriedly;\"thefactis,IwasdiningattheNorridrums\'yesterday,andtheywerewishingtheyhadaswellcooklikeyours,justforto-dayandto-morrow,whilethey\'vegotsomegourmetstayingwiththem:theirowncookisnoearthlygood-well,you\'veseenwhatsheturnsoutwhenshe\'satallflurried。SoIthoughtitwouldberathersportingtoplaythematbaccaratfortheloanofourcookagainstamoneystake,andIlost,that\'sall。Ihavehadrottenluckatbaccaratallthisyear。\"
Theremainderofhisexplanation,ofhowhehadassuredthecooksthatthetemporarytransferhadhismother\'ssanction,andhadsmuggledtheoneoutandtheotherinduringthematernalabsence,wasdrownedintheoutcryofscandalisedupbraiding。
\"IfIhadsoldthewomanintoslaverytherecouldn\'thavebeenabiggerfussaboutit,\"heconfidedafterwardstoBertieNorridrum,\"andEleanorSaxelbyragedandrampedthelouderofthetwo。Itellyouwhat,I\'llbetyoutwooftheAmherstpheasantstofiveshillingsthatsherefusestohavemeasapartneratthecroquettournament。We\'redrawntogether,youknow。\"
Thistimehewonhisbet。
CLOVISONPARENTALRESPONSIBILITIES
MARIONEGGELBYsattalkingtoClovisontheonlysubjectthatsheeverwillinglytalkedabout-heroffspringandtheirvariedperfectionsandaccomplishments。Cloviswasnotinwhatcouldbecalledareceptivemood;theyoungergenerationofEggelby,depictedintheglowingimprobablecoloursofparentimpressionism,arousedinhimnoenthusiasm。Mrs。
Eggelby,ontheotherhand,wasfurnishedwithenthusiasmenoughfortwo。
\"YouwouldlikeEric,\"shesaid,argumentativelyratherthanhopefully。ClovishadintimatedveryunmistakablythathewasunlikelytocareextravagantlyforeitherAmyorWillie。\"Yes,IfeelsureyouwouldlikeEric。Everyonetakestohimatonce。Youknow,healwaysremindsmeofthatfamouspictureoftheyouthfulDavid-Iforgetwhoit\'sby,butit\'sverywellknown。\"
\"Thatwouldbesufficienttosetmeagainsthim,ifIsawmuchofhim,\"saidClovis。\"Justimagineatauctionbridge,forinstance,whenonewastryingtoconcentrateone\'smindonwhatone\'spartner\'soriginaldeclarationhadbeen,andtorememberwhatsuitsone\'sopponentshadoriginallydiscarded,whatitwouldbeliketohavesomeonepersistentlyremindingoneofapictureoftheyouthfulDavid。Itwouldbesimplymaddening。IfEricdidthatIshoulddetesthim。\"
\"Ericdoesn\'tplaybridge,\"saidMrs。Eggelbywithdignity。
\"Doesn\'the?\"askedClovis;\"whynot?\"
\"Noneofmychildrenhavebeenbroughtuptoplaycardgames,\"saidMrs。Eggelby;\"draughtsandhalmaandthosesortsofgamesIencourage。Ericisconsideredquiteawonderfuldraughts-player。\"
\"Youarestrewingdreadfulrisksinthepathofyourfamily,\"saidClovis;\"afriendofminewhoisaprisonchaplaintoldmethatamongtheworstcriminalcasesthathavecomeunderhisnotice,mencondemnedtodeathortolongperiodsofpenalservitude,therewasnotasinglebridge-player。Ontheotherhand,heknewatleasttwoexpertdraughts-playersamongthem。\"
\"Ireallydon\'tseewhatmyboyshavegottodowiththecriminalclasses,\"saidMrs。Eggelbyresentfully。
\"Theyhavebeenmostcarefullybroughtup,Icanassureyouthat。\"
\"Thatshowsthatyouwerenervousastohowtheywouldturnout,\"saidClovis。\"Now,mymotherneverbotheredaboutbringingmeup。ShejustsawtoitthatI
gotwhackedatdecentintervalsandwastaughtthedifferencebetweenrightandwrong;thereissomedifference,youknow,butI\'veforgottenwhatitis。\"
\"Forgottenthedifferencebetweenrightandwrong!\"
exclaimedMrs。Eggelby。
\"Well,yousee,Itookupnaturalhistoryandawholelotofothersubjectsatthesametime,andonecan\'tremembereverything,canone?IusedtoknowthedifferencebetweentheSardiniandormouseandtheordinarykind,andwhetherthewry-neckarrivesatourshoresearlierthanthecuckoo,ortheotherwayround,andhowlongthewalrustakesingrowingtomaturity;I
daresayyouknewallthosesortsofthingsonce,butI
betyou\'veforgottenthem。\"
\"Thosethingsarenotimportant,\"saidMrs。Eggelby,\"but-\"
\"Thefactthatwe\'vebothforgottenthemprovesthattheyareimportant,\"saidClovis;\"youmusthavenoticedthatit\'salwaystheimportantthingsthatoneforgets,whilethetrivial,unnecessaryfactsoflifestickinone\'smemory。There\'smycousin,EdithaClubberley,forinstance;Icanneverforgetthatherbirthdayisonthe12thofOctober。It\'samatterofutterindifferencetomeonwhatdateherbirthdayfalls,orwhethershewasbornatall;eitherfactseemstomeabsolutelytrivial,orunnecessary-I\'veheapsofothercousinstogoonwith。Ontheotherhand,whenI\'mstayingwithHildegardeShrubleyIcanneverremembertheimportantcircumstancewhetherherfirsthusbandgothisunenviablereputationontheTurfortheStockExchange,andthatuncertaintyrulesSportandFinanceoutoftheconversationatonce。Onecannevermentiontravel,either,becausehersecondhusbandhadtolivepermanentlyabroad。\"
\"Mrs。ShrubleyandImoveinverydifferentcircles,\"saidMrs。Eggelbystiffly。
\"NoonewhoknowsHildegardecouldpossiblyaccuseherofmovinginacircle,\"saidClovis;\"herviewoflifeseemstobeanon-stoprunwithaninexhaustiblesupplyofpetrol。Ifshecangetsomeoneelsetopayforthepetrolsomuchthebetter。Idon\'tmindconfessingtoyouthatshehastaughtmemorethananyotherwomanIcanthinkof。\"
\"Whatkindofknowledge?\"demandedMrs。Eggelby,withtheairajurymightcollectivelywearwhenfindingaverdictwithoutleavingthebox。
\"Well,amongotherthings,she\'sintroducedmetoatleastfourdifferentwaysofcookinglobster,\"saidClovisgratefully。\"That,ofcourse,wouldn\'tappealtoyou;peoplewhoabstainfromthepleasuresofthecard-
tableneverreallyappreciatethefinerpossibilitiesofthedining-table。Isupposetheirpowersofenlightenedenjoymentgetatrophiedfromdisuse。\"
\"Anauntofminewasveryillaftereatingalobster,\"saidMrs。Eggelby。
\"Idaresay,ifweknewmoreofherhistory,weshouldfindoutthatshe\'doftenbeenillbeforeeatingthelobster。Aren\'tyouconcealingthefactthatshe\'dhadmeaslesandinfluenzaandnervousheadacheandhysteria,andotherthingsthatauntsdohave,longbeforesheatethelobster?Auntsthathaveneverknownaday\'sillnessareveryrare;infact,Idon\'tpersonallyknowofany。Ofcourseifsheateitasachildoftwoweeksolditmighthavebeenherfirstillness-andherlast。ButifthatwasthecaseIthinkyoushouldhavesaidso。\"
\"Imustbegoing,\"saidMrs。Eggelby,inatonewhichhadbeenthoroughlysterilisedofevenperfunctoryregret。
Clovisrosewithanairofgracefulreluctance。
\"IhavesoenjoyedourlittletalkaboutEric,\"hesaid;\"Iquitelookforwardtomeetinghimsomeday。\"
\"Good-bye,\"saidMrs。Eggelbyfrostily;thesupplementaryremarkwhichshemadeatthebackofherthroatwas-
\"I\'lltakecarethatyounevershall!\"
AHOLIDAYTASK
KENELMJERTONenteredthedining-halloftheGoldenGalleonHotelinthefullcrushoftheluncheonhour。
Nearlyeveryseatwasoccupied,andsmalladditionaltableshadbeenbroughtin,wherefloorspacepermitted,toaccommodatelatecomers,withtheresultthatmanyofthetableswerealmosttouchingeachother。Jertonwasbeckonedbyawaitertotheonlyvacanttablethatwasdiscernible,andtookhisseatwiththeuncomfortableandwhollygroundlessideathatnearlyeveryoneintheroomwasstaringathim。Hewasayoungishmanofordinaryappearance,quietofdressandunobtrusiveofmanner,andhecouldneverwhollyridhimselfoftheideathatafiercelightofpublicscrutinybeatonhimasthoughhehadbeenanotabilityorasuper-nut。Afterhehadorderedhislunchtherecametheunavoidableintervalofwaiting,withnothingtodobuttostareattheflower-
vaseonhistableandtobestaredat(inimagination)byseveralflappers,somematurerbeingsofthesamesex,andasatirical-lookingJew。Inordertocarryoffthesituationwithsomeappearanceofunconcernhebecamespuriouslyinterestedinthecontentsoftheflower-vase。
\"Whatisthenameoftheseroses,d\'youknow?\"heaskedthewaiter。Thewaiterwasreadyatalltimestoconcealhisignoranceconcerningitemsofthewine-listormenu;hewasfranklyignorantastothespecificnameoftheroses。
\"AMYSYLVESTERPARTINGLON,\"saidavoiceatJerton\'selbow。
Thevoicecamefromapleasant-faced,well-dressedyoungwomanwhowassittingatatablethatalmosttouchedJerton\'s。Hethankedherhurriedlyandnervouslyfortheinformation,andmadesomeinconsequentremarkabouttheflowers。
\"Itisacuriousthing,\"saidtheyoungwoman,that,\"Ishouldbeabletotellyouthenameofthoseroseswithoutaneffortofmemory,becauseifyouweretoaskmemynameIshouldbeutterlyunabletogiveittoyou。\"
Jertonhadnotharbouredtheleastintentionofextendinghisthirstforname-labelstohisneighbour。
Afterherratherremarkableannouncement,however,hewasobligedtosaysomethinginthewayofpoliteinquiry。
\"Yes,\"answeredthelady,\"Isupposeitisacaseofpartiallossofmemory。Iwasinthetraincomingdownhere;mytickettoldmethatIhadcomefromVictoriaandwasboundforthisplace。Ihadacoupleoffive-poundnotesandasovereignonme,novisitingcardsoranyothermeansofidentification,andnoideaastowhoI
am。IcanonlyhazilyrecollectthatIhaveatitle;I
amLadySomebody-beyondthatmymindisablank。\"
\"Hadn\'tyouanyluggagewithyou?\"askedJerton。
\"ThatiswhatIdidn\'tknow。Iknewthenameofthishotelandmadeupmymindtocomehere,andwhenthehotelporterwhomeetsthetrainsaskedifIhadanyluggageIhadtoinventadressing-baganddress-basket;
Icouldalwayspretendthattheyhadgoneastray。IgavehimthenameofSmith,andpresentlyheemergedfromaconfusedpileofluggageandpassengerswithadressing-
baganddress-basketlabelledKestrel-Smith。Ihadtotakethem;Idon\'tseewhatelseIcouldhavedone。\"
Jertonsaidnothing,butheratherwonderedwhatthelawfulownerofthebaggagewoulddo。
\"OfcourseitwasdreadfularrivingatastrangehotelwiththenameofKestrel-Smith,butitwouldhavebeenworsetohavearrivedwithoutluggage。Anyhow,I
hatecausingtrouble。\"
JertonhadvisionsofharassedrailwayofficialsanddistraughtKestrel-Smiths,buthemadenoattempttoclothehismentalpictureinwords。Theladycontinuedherstory。
\"Naturally,noneofmykeyswouldfitthethings,butItoldanintelligentpageboythatIhadlostmykey-ring,andhehadthelocksforcedinatwinkling。
Rathertoointelligent,thatboy;hewillprobablyendinDartmoor。TheKestrel-Smithtoilettoolsaren\'tuptomuch,buttheyarebetterthannothing。\"
\"Ifyoufeelsurethatyouhaveatitle,\"saidJerton,\"whynotgetholdofapeerageandgorightthroughit?\"
\"Itriedthat。IskimmedthroughthelistoftheHouseofLordsin\'Whitaker,\'butamereprintedstringofnamesconveysawfullylittletoone,youknow。IfyouwereanarmyofficerandhadlostyouridentityyoumightporeovertheArmyListformonthswithoutfindingoutwhoyourwere。I\'mgoingonanothertack;I\'mtryingtofindoutbyvariouslittletestswhoIamNOT-thatwillnarrowtherangeofuncertaintydownabit。Youmayhavenoticed,forinstance,thatI\'mlunchingprincipallyofflobsterNewburg。\"
Jertonhadnotventuredtonoticeanythingofthesort。
\"It\'sanextravagance,becauseit\'soneofthemostexpensivedishesonthemenu,butatanyrateitprovesthatI\'mnotLadyStarping;shenevertouchesshell-fish,andpoorLadyBraddleshrubhasnodigestionatall;ifI
amHERIshallcertainlydieinagonyinthecourseoftheafternoon,andthedutyoffindingoutwhoIamwilldevolveonthepressandthepoliceandthosesortofpeople;Ishallbepastcaring。LadyKnewforddoesn\'tknowonerosefromanotherandshehatesmen,soshewouldn\'thavespokentoyouinanycase;andLadyMousehiltonflirtswitheverymanshemeets-Ihaven\'tflirtedwithyou,haveI?\"
Jertonhastilygavetherequiredassurance。
\"Well,yousee,\"continuedthelady,\"thatknocksfouroffthelistatonce。\"
\"It\'llberatheralengthyprocessbringingthelistdowntoone,\"saidJerton。
\"Oh,but,ofcourse,thereareheapsofthemthatI
couldn\'tpossiblybe-womenwho\'vegotgrandchildrenorsonsoldenoughtohavecelebratedtheircomingofage。
I\'veonlygottoconsidertheonesaboutmyownage。I
tellyouhowyoumighthelpmethisafternoon,ifyoudon\'tmind;gothroughanyofthebacknumbersofCOUNTRY
LIFEandthosesortofpapersthatyoucanfindinthesmoking-room,andseeifyoucomeacrossmyportraitwithinfantsonoranythingofthatsort。Itwon\'ttakeyoutenminutes。I\'llmeetyouintheloungeabouttea-time。
Thanksawfully。\"
AndtheFairUnknown,havinggraciouslypressedJertonintothesearchforherlostidentity,roseandlefttheroom。Asshepassedtheyoungman\'stableshehaltedforamomentandwhispered:
\"DidyounoticethatItippedthewaiterashilling?
WecancrossLadyUlwightoffthelist;shewouldhavediedratherthandothat。\"
Atfiveo\'clockJertonmadehiswaytothehotellounge;hehadspentadiligentbutfruitlessquarterofanhouramongtheillustratedweekliesinthesmoking-
room。Hisnewacquaintancewasseatedatasmalltea-
table,withawaiterhoveringinattendance。
\"ChinateaorIndian?\"sheaskedasJertoncameup。
\"China,please,andnothingtoeat。Haveyoudiscoveredanything?\"
\"Onlynegativeinformation。I\'mnotLadyBefnal。
Shedisapprovesdreadfullyofanyformofgambling,sowhenIrecognisedawell-knownbookmakerinthehotellobbyIwentandputatenneronanunnamedfillybyWilliamtheThirdoutofMitrovitzaforthethree-fifteenrace。Isupposethefactoftheanimalbeingnamelesswaswhatattractedme。\"
Diditwin?\"askedJerton。
\"No,cameinfourth,themostirritatingthingahorsecandowhenyou\'vebackeditwinorplace。Anyhow,IknownowthatI\'mnotLadyBefnal。\"
\"Itseemstomethattheknowledgewasratherdearlybought,\"commentedJerton。
\"Well,yes,ithasratherclearedmeout,\"admittedtheidentity-seeker;\"aflorinisaboutallI\'vegotleftonme。ThelobsterNewburgmademylunchratheranexpensiveone,and,ofcourse,IhadtotipthatboyforwhathedidtotheKestrel-Smithlocks。I\'vegotratherausefulidea,though。IfeelcertainthatIbelongtothePivotClub;I\'llgobacktotownandaskthehallporterthereifthereareanylettersforme。Heknowsallthemembersbysight,andifthereareanylettersortelephonemessageswaitingformeofcoursethatwillsolvetheproblem。Ifhesaystherearen\'tanyIshallsay:\'YouknowwhoIam,don\'tyou?\'soI\'llfindoutanyway。\"
Theplanseemedasoundone;adifficultyinitsexecutionsuggesteditselftoJerton。
\"Ofcourse,\"saidthelady,whenhehintedattheobstacle,\"there\'smyfarebacktotown,andmybillhereandcabsandthings。Ifyou\'lllendmethreepoundsthatoughttoseemethroughcomfortably。Thankseverso。
Thenthereisthequestionofthatluggage:Idon\'twanttobesaddledwiththatfortherestofmylife。I\'llhaveitbroughtdowntothehallandyoucanpretendtomountguardoveritwhileI\'mwritingaletter。ThenI
shalljustslipawaytothestation,andyoucanwanderofftothesmoking-room,andtheycandowhattheylikewiththethings。They\'lladvertisethemafterabitandtheownercanclaimthem。\"
Jertonacquiescedinthemanoeuvre,anddulymountedguardovertheluggagewhileitstemporaryownerslippedunobtrusivelyoutofthehotel。Herdeparturewasnot,however,altogetherunnoticed。TwogentlemenwerestrollingpastJerton,andoneofthemremarkedtotheother:
\"Didyouseethattallyoungwomaningreywhowentoutjustnow?SheistheLady-\"
Hispromenadecarriedhimoutofearshotatthecriticalmomentwhenhewasabouttodisclosetheelusiveidentity。TheLadyWho?Jertoncouldscarcelyrunafteratotalstranger,breakintohisconversation,andaskhimforinformationconcerningachancepasser-by。
Besides,itwasdesirablethatheshouldkeepuptheappearanceoflookingaftertheluggage。Inaminuteortwo,however,theimportantpersonage,themanwhoknew,camestrollingbackalone。Jertonsummonedupallhiscourageandwaylaidhim。
\"IthinkIheardyousayyouknewtheladywhowentoutofthehotelafewminutesago,atalllady,dressedingrey。Excusemeforaskingifyoucouldtellmehername;I\'vebeentalkingtoherforhalfanhour;she-er-sheknowsallmypeopleandseemstoknowme,soI
supposeI\'vemethersomewherebefore,butI\'mblestifI
canputanametoher。Couldyou-?\"
\"Certainly。She\'saMrs。Stroope。\"
\"MRS。?\"queriedJerton。
\"Yes,she\'stheLadyChampionatgolfinmypartoftheworld。Anawfulgoodsort,andgoesaboutagooddealinSociety,butshehasanawkwardhabitoflosinghermemoryeverynowandthen,andgetsintoallsortsoffixes。She\'sfurious,too,ifyoumakeanyallusiontoitafterwards。Goodday,sir。\"
Thestrangerpassedonhisway,andbeforeJertonhadhadtimetoassimilatehisinformationhefoundhiswholeattentioncentredonanangry-lookingladywhowasmakingloudandfretful-seeminginquiriesofthehotelclerks。
\"Hasanyluggagebeenbroughtherefromthestationbymistake,adress-basketanddressing-case,withthenameKestrel-Smith?Itcan\'tbetracedanywhere。IsawitputinatVictoria,thatI\'llswear。Why-thereismyluggage!andthelockshavebeentamperedwith!\"
Jertonheardnomore。HefleddowntotheTurkishbath,andstayedthereforhours。
THESTALLEDOX
THEOPHILESHLEYwasanartistbyprofession,acattlepainterbyforceofenvironment。Itisnottobesupposedthathelivedonarancheoradairyfarm,inanatmospherepervadedwithhornandhoof,milking-stool,andbranding-iron。Hishomewasinapark-like,villa-
dotteddistrictthatonlyjustescapedthereproachofbeingsuburban。Ononesideofhisgardenthereabuttedasmall,picturesquemeadow,inwhichanenterprisingneighbourpasturedsomesmallpicturesquecowsoftheChannelIslandpersuasion。Atnoondayinsummertimethecowsstoodknee-deepintallmeadow-grassundertheshadeofagroupofwalnuttrees,withthesunlightfallingindappledpatchesontheirmouse-sleekcoats。Eshleyhadconceivedandexecutedadaintypictureoftworeposefulmilch-cowsinasettingofwalnuttreeandmeadow-grassandfilteredsunbeam,andtheRoyalAcademyhaddulyexposedthesameonthewallsofitsSummerExhibition。
TheRoyalAcademyencouragesorderly,methodicalhabitsinitschildren。Eshleyhadpaintedasuccessfulandacceptablepictureofcattledrowsingpicturesquelyunderwalnuttrees,andashehadbegun,so,ofnecessity,hewenton。His\"NoontidePeace,\"astudyoftwoduncowsunderawalnuttree,wasfollowedby\"AMid-daySanctuary,\"astudyofawalnuttree,withtwoduncowsunderit。Induesuccessiontherecame\"WheretheGad-
FliesCeasefromTroubling,\"\"TheHavenoftheHerd,\"and\"A-dreaminDairyland,\"studiesofwalnuttreesandduncows。Histwoattemptstobreakawayfromhisowntraditionweresignalfailures:\"TurtleDovesalarmedbySparrow-hawk\"and\"WolvesontheRomanCampagna\"camebacktohisstudiointheguiseofabominableheresies,andEshleyclimbedbackintograceandthepublicgazewith\"AShadedNookwhereDrowsyMilkersDream。\"