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  \"Asfarasvaluegoes,\"saidVeraafterashortpause,\"thereismoreinBetsy\'scottagethaninanyotherhouseformilesround。\"

  \"Nonsense,\"saidtheaunt;\"shepartedwithwhateveroldchinawareshehadlongago。\"

  \"I\'mnottalkingaboutanythingthatbelongstoBetsyherself,\"saidVeradarkly;\"but,ofcourse,youdon\'tknowwhatIknow,andIdon\'tsupposeIoughttotellyou。\"

  \"Youmusttellmeatonce,\"exclaimedtheaunt,hersensesleapingintoalertnesslikethoseofaterriersuddenlyexchangingaboreddrowsinessforthelivelyanticipationofanimmediaterathunt。

  \"I\'mperfectlycertainthatIoughtn\'ttotellyouanythingaboutit,\"saidVera,\"but,then,IoftendothingsthatIoughtn\'ttodo。\"

  \"Ishouldbethelastpersontosuggestthatyoushoulddoanythingthatyououghtnottodoto-\"beganMrs。BebberlyCumbleimpressively。

  \"AndIamalwaysswayedbythelastpersonwhospeakstome,\"admittedVera,\"soI\'lldowhatIoughtnottodoandtellyou。\"

  Mrs。BebberleyCumblethrustaverypardonablesenseofexasperationintothebackgroundofhermindanddemandedimpatiently:

  \"WhatisthereinBetsyMullen\'scottagethatyouaremakingsuchafussabout?\"

  \"It\'shardlyfairtosaythatI\'VEmadeafussaboutit,\"saidVera;\"thisisthefirsttimeI\'vementionedthematter,butthere\'sbeennoendoftroubleandmysteryandnewspaperspeculationaboutit。It\'sratheramusingtothinkofthecolumnsofconjectureinthePressandthepoliceanddetectiveshuntingabouteverywhereathomeandabroad,andallthewhilethatinnocent-lookinglittlecottagehasheldthesecret。\"

  \"Youdon\'tmeantosayit\'stheLouvrepicture,LaSomethingorother,thewomanwiththesmile,thatdisappearedabouttwoyearsago?\"exclaimedtheauntwithrisingexcitement。

  \"Ohno,notthat,\"saidVera,\"butsomethingquiteasimportantandjustasmysterious-ifanything,rathermorescandalous。\"

  \"NottheDublin-?\"

  Veranodded。

  \"Thewholejollylotofthem。\"

  \"InBetsy\'scottage?Incredible!\"

  \"OfcourseBetsyhasn\'tanideaastowhattheyare,\"saidVera;\"shejustknowsthattheyaresomethingvaluableandthatshemustkeepquietaboutthem。I

  foundoutquitebyaccidentwhattheywereandhowtheycametobethere。Yousee,thepeoplewhohadthemwereattheirwits\'endtoknowwheretostowthemawayforsafekeeping,andsomeonewhowasmotoringthroughthevillagewasstruckbythesnuglonelinessofthecottageandthoughtitwouldbejustthething。Mrs。LamperarrangedthematterwithBetsyandsmuggledthethingsin。\"

  \"Mrs。Lamper?\"

  \"Yes;shedoesalotofdistrictvisiting,youknow。\"

  \"Iamquiteawarethatshetakessoupandflannelandimprovingliteraturetothepoorercottagers,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumble,\"butthatishardlythesamesortofthingasdisposingofstolengoods,andshemusthaveknownsomethingabouttheirhistory;anyonewhoreadsthepapers,evencasually,musthavebeenawareofthetheft,andIshouldthinkthethingswerenothardtorecognise。

  Mrs。Lamperhasalwayshadthereputationofbeingaveryconscientiouswoman。\"

  \"Ofcourseshewasscreeningsomeoneelse,\"saidVera。\"Aremarkablefeatureoftheaffairistheextraordinarynumberofquiterespectablepeoplewhohaveinvolvedthemselvesinitsmeshesbytryingtoshieldothers。Youwouldbereallyastonishedifyouknewsomeofthenamesoftheindividualsmixedupinit,andI

  don\'tsupposeatitheofthemknowwhotheoriginalculpritswere;andnowI\'vegotyouentangledinthemessbylettingyouintothesecretofthecottage。\"

  \"Youmostcertainlyhavenotentangledme,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumbleindignantly。\"Ihavenointentionofshieldinganybody。Thepolicemustknowaboutitatonce;atheftisatheft,whoeverisinvolved。Ifrespectablepeoplechoosetoturnthemselvesintoreceiversanddisposersofstolengoods,well,they\'veceasedtoberespectable,that\'sall。Ishalltelephoneimmediately-\"

  \"Oh,aunt,\"saidVerareproachfully,\"itwouldbreakthepoorCanon\'sheartifCuthbertweretobeinvolvedinascandalofthissort。Youknowitwould。\"

  \"Cuthbertinvolved!Howcanyousaysuchthingswhenyouknowhowmuchweallthinkofhim?\"

  \"OfcourseIknowyouthinkalotofhim,andthathe\'sengagedtomarryBeatrice,andthatitwillbeafrightfullygoodmatch,andthathe\'syouridealofwhatason-in-lawoughttobe。Allthesame,itwasCuthbert\'sideatostowthethingsawayinthecottage,anditwashismotorthatbroughtthem。HewasonlydoingittohelphisfriendPegginson,youknow-theQuakerman,whoisalwaysagitatingforasmallerNavy。

  Iforgethowhegotinvolvedinit。Iwarnedyouthattherewerelotsofquiterespectablepeoplemixedupinit,didn\'tI?That\'swhatImeantwhenIsaiditwouldbeimpossibleforoldBetsytoleavethecottage;thethingstakeupagoodbitofroom,andshecouldn\'tgocarryingthemaboutwithherothergoodsandchattelswithoutattractingnotice。Ofcourseifsheweretofallillanddieitwouldbeequallyunfortunate。Hermotherlivedtobeoverninety,shetellsme,sowithduecareandanabsenceofworrysheoughttolastforanotherdozenyearsatleast。Bythattimeperhapssomeotherarrangementswillhavebeenmadefordisposingofthewretchedthings。\"

  \"IshallspeaktoCuthbertaboutit-afterthewedding,\"saidMrs。BebberlyCumble。

  \"Theweddingisn\'ttillnextyear,\"saidVera,inrecountingthestorytoherbestgirlfriend,\"andmeanwhileoldBetsyislivingrentfree,withsouptwiceaweekandmyaunt\'sdoctortoseeherwhenevershehasafingerache。\"

  \"Buthowonearthdidyougettoknowaboutitall?\"

  askedherfriend,inadmiringwonder。

  \"Itwasamystery-\"saidVera。

  \"Ofcourseitwasamystery,amysterythatbaffledeverybody。Whatbeatsmeishowyoufoundout-\"

  \"Oh,aboutthejewels?Iinventedthatpart,\"

  explainedVera;\"ImeanthemysterywaswhereoldBetsy\'sarrearsofrentweretocomefrom;andshewouldhavehatedleavingthatjollyquincetree。\"

  THEFORBIDDENBUZZARDS

  \"ISmatchmakingatallinyourline?\"

  HugoPeterbyaskedthequestionwithacertainamountofpersonalinterest。

  \"Idon\'tspecialiseinit,\"saidClovis;\"it\'sallrightwhileyou\'redoingit,buttheafter-effectsaresometimessodisconcerting-themutereproachfullooksofthepeopleyou\'veaidedandabettedinmatrimonialexperiments。It\'sasbadassellingamanahorsewithhalfadozenlatentvicesandwatchinghimdiscoverthempiecemealinthecourseofthehuntingseason。Isupposeyou\'rethinkingoftheCoulternebgirl。She\'scertainlyjolly,andquiteallrightasfaraslooksgo,andI

  believeacertainamountofmoneyadherestoher。WhatI

  don\'tseeishowyouwillevermanagetoproposetoher。

  InallthetimeI\'veknownherIdon\'trememberhertohavestoppedtalkingforthreeconsecutiveminutes。

  You\'llhavetoracehersixtimesroundthegrasspaddockforabet,andthenblurtyourproposaloutbeforeshe\'sgotherwindback。Thepaddockislaidupforhay,butifyou\'rereallyinlovewithheryouwon\'tletaconsiderationofthatsortstopyou,especiallyasit\'snotyourhay。\"

  \"IthinkIcouldmanagetheproposingpartrightenough,\"saidHugo,\"ifIcouldcountonbeingleftalonewithherforfourorfivehours。ThetroubleisthatI\'mnotlikelytogetanythinglikethatamountofgrace。

  ThatfellowLannerisshowingsignsofinterestinghimselfinthesamequarter。He\'squiteheartbreakinglyrichandisratheraswellinhisway;infact,ourhostessisobviouslyabitflatteredathavinghimhere。

  Ifshegetswindofthefactthathe\'sinclinedtobeattractedbyBettyCoulternebshe\'llthinkitasplendidmatchandthrowthemintoeachother\'sarmsalldaylong,andthenwherewillmyopportunitiescomein?Myoneanxietyistokeephimoutofthegirl\'swayasmuchaspossible,andifyoucouldhelpme-\"

  \"IfyouwantmetotrotLannerroundthecountryside,inspectingallegedRomanremainsandstudyinglocalmethodsofbeecultureandcropraising,I\'mafraidIcan\'tobligeyou,\"saidClovis。\"Yousee,he\'stakensomethinglikeanaversiontomesincetheothernightinthesmoking-room。\"

  \"Whathappenedinthesmoking-room?\"

  \"Hetrottedoutsomewell-wornchestnutasthelatestthingingoodstories,andIremarked,quiteinnocently,thatInevercouldrememberwhetheritwasGeorgeII。orJamesII。whowassofondofthatparticularstory,andnowheregardsmewithpolitely-

  drapeddislike。I\'lldomybestforyou,iftheopportunityarises,butitwillhavetobeinaroundabout,impersonalmanner。\"

  ****

  \"It\'ssonicehavingMr。Lannerhere,\"confidedMrs。

  OlstontoClovisthenextafternoon;\"he\'salwaysbeenengagedwhenI\'veaskedhimbefore。Suchaniceman;hereallyoughttobemarriedtosomenicegirl。Betweenyouandme,Ihaveanideathathecamedownhereforacertainreason。\"

  \"I\'vehadmuchthesameidea,\"saidClovis,loweringhisvoice;\"infact,I\'malmostcertainofit。\"

  \"Youmeanhe\'sattractedby-\"beganMrs。Olstoneagerly。

  \"Imeanhe\'shereforwhathecanget,\"saidClovis。

  \"ForwhathecanGET?\"saidthehostesswithatouchofindignationinhervoice;\"whatdoyoumean?He\'saveryrichman。Whatshouldhewanttogethere?\"

  \"Hehasonerulingpassion,\"saidClovis,\"andthere\'ssomethinghecangetherethatisnottobehadforlovenorformoneyanywhereelseinthecountry,asfarasIknow。\"

  \"Butwhat?Whateverdoyoumean?Whatishisrulingpassion?\"

  \"Egg-collecting,\"saidClovis。\"Hehasagentsallovertheworldgettingrareeggsforhim,andhiscollectionisoneofthefinestinEurope;buthisgreatambitionistocollecthistreasurespersonally。Hestopsatnoexpensenortroubletoachievethatend。\"

  \"Goodheavens!Thebuzzards,therough-leggedbuzzards!\"exclaimedMrs。Olston;\"youdon\'tthinkhe\'sgoingtoraidtheirnest?\"

  \"Whatdoyouthinkyourself?\"askedClovis;\"theonlypairofrough-leggedbuzzardsknowntobreedinthiscountryarenestinginyourwoods。Veryfewpeopleknowaboutthem,butasamemberoftheleagueforprotectingrarebirdsthatinformationwouldbeathisdisposal。I

  camedowninthetrainwithhim,andInoticedthatabulkyvolumeofDresser\'s\'BirdsofEurope\'wasoneoftherequisitesthathehadpackedinhistravelling-kit。

  Itwasthevolumedealingwithshort-wingedhawksandbuzzards。\"

  Clovisbelievedthatifaliewasworthtellingitwasworthtellingwell。

  \"Thisisappalling,\"saidMrs。Olston;\"myhusbandwouldneverforgivemeifanythinghappenedtothosebirds。They\'vebeenseenaboutthewoodsforthelastyearortwo,butthisisthefirsttimethey\'venested。

  Asyousay,theyarealmosttheonlypairknowntobebreedinginthewholeofGreatBritain;andnowtheirnestisgoingtobeharriedbyagueststayingundermyroof。Imustdosomethingtostopit。DoyouthinkifI

  appealedtohim-\"

  Clovislaughed。

  \"Thereisastorygoingabout,whichIfancyistrueinmostofitsdetails,ofsomethingthathappenednotlongagosomewhereonthecoastoftheSeaofMarmora,inwhichourfriendhadahand。ASyriannightjar,orsomesuchbird,wasknowntobebreedingintheolivegardensofarichArmenian,whoforsomereasonorotherwouldn\'tallowLannertogoinandtaketheeggs,thoughheofferedcashdownforthepermission。TheArmenianwasfoundbeatennearlytodeathadayortwolater,andhisfenceslevelled。ItwasassumedtobeacaseofMussulmanaggression,andnotedassuchinalltheConsularreports,buttheeggsareintheLannercollection。No,Idon\'tthinkIshouldappealtohisbetterfeelingsifIwereyou。\"

  \"Imustdosomething,\"saidMrs。Olstontearfully;

  \"myhusband\'spartingwordswhenhewentofftoNorwaywereaninjunctiontoseethatthosebirdswerenotdisturbed,andhe\'saskedaboutthemeverytimehe\'swritten。Dosuggestsomething。\"

  \"Iwasgoingtosuggestpicketing,\"saidClovis。

  \"Picketing!Youmeansettingguardsroundthebirds?\"

  \"No;roundLanner。Hecan\'tfindhiswaythroughthosewoodsbynight,andyoucouldarrangethatyouorEvelynorJackortheGermangovernessshouldbebyhissideinrelaysalldaylong。Afellowguesthecouldgetridof,buthecouldn\'tverywellshakeoffmembersofthehousehold,andeventhemostdeterminedcollectorwouldhardlygoclimbingafterforbiddenbuzzards\'eggswithaGermangovernesshangingroundhisneck,sotospeak。\"

  Lanner,whohadbeenlazilywatchingforanopportunityforprosecutinghiscourtshipoftheCoulternebgirl,foundpresentlythathischancesofgettinghertohimselffortenminutesevenwerenon-

  existent。Ifthegirlwaseveraloneheneverwas。Hishostesshadchangedsuddenly,asfarashewasconcerned,fromthedesirabletypethatletsherguestsdonothinginthewaythatbestpleasesthem,tothesortthatdragsthemoverthegroundlikesomanyharrows。Sheshowedhimtheherbgardenandthegreenhouses,thevillagechurch,somewater-coloursketchesthathersisterhaddoneinCorsica,andtheplacewhereitwashopedthatcelerywouldgrowlaterintheyear。

  HewasshownalltheAylesburyducklingsandtherowofwoodenhiveswheretherewouldhavebeenbeesiftherehadnotbeenbeedisease。HewasalsotakentotheendofalonglaneandshownadistantmoundwhereonlocaltraditionreportedthattheDaneshadoncepitchedacamp。AndwhenhishostesshadtodeserthimtemporarilyforotherdutieshewouldfindEvelynwalkingsolemnlybyhisside。Evelynwasfourteenandtalkedchieflyaboutgoodandevil,andofhowmuchonemightaccomplishinthewayofregeneratingtheworldifonewasthoroughlydeterminedtodoone\'sutmost。ItwasgenerallyratherareliefwhenshewasdisplacedbyJack,whowasnineyearsold,andtalkedexclusivelyabouttheBalkanWarwithoutthrowinganyfreshlightonitspoliticalormilitaryhistory。TheGermangovernesstoldLannermoreaboutSchillerthanhehadeverheardinhislifeaboutanyoneperson;itwasperhapshisownfaultforhavingtoldherthathewasnotinterestedinGoethe。Whenthegovernesswentoffpicketdutythehostesswasagainonhandwithanot-to-be-gainsaidinvitationtovisitthecottageofanoldwomanwhorememberedCharlesJamesFox;thewomanhadbeendeadfortwoorthreeyears,butthecottagewasstillthere。Lannerwascalledbacktotownearlierthanhehadoriginallyintended。

  HugodidnotbringoffhisaffairwithBettyCoulterneb。Whethersherefusedhimorwhether,aswasmoregenerallysupposed,hedidnotgetachanceofsayingthreeconsecutivewords,hasneverbeenexactlyascertained。Anyhow,sheisstillthejollyCoulternebgirl。

  Thebuzzardssuccessfullyrearedtwoyoungones,whichwereshotbyalocalhairdresser。

  THESTAKE

  \"RONNIEisagreattrialtome,\"saidMrs。Attrayplaintively。\"OnlyeighteenyearsoldlastFebruaryandalreadyaconfirmedgambler。IamsureIdon\'tknowwhereheinheritsitfrom;hisfathernevertouchedcards,andyouknowhowlittleIplay-agameofbridgeonWednesdayafternoonsinthewinter,forthree-penceahundred,andeventhatIshouldn\'tdoifitwasn\'tthatEdithalwayswantsafourthandwouldbecertaintoaskthatdetestableJenkinhamwomanifshecouldn\'tgetme。

  Iwouldmuchrathersitandtalkanydaythanplaybridge;cardsaresuchawasteoftime,Ithink。ButastoRonnie,bridgeandbaccaratandpoker-patiencearepositivelyallthathethinksabout。OfcourseI\'vedonemybesttostopit;I\'veaskedtheNorridrumsnottolethimplaycardswhenhe\'soverthere,butyoumightaswellasktheAtlanticOceantokeepquietforacrossingasexpectthemtobotheraboutamother\'snaturalanxieties。\"

  \"Whydoyoulethimgothere?\"askedEleanorSaxelby。

  \"Mydear,\"saidMrs。Attray,\"Idon\'twanttooffendthem。Afterall,theyaremylandlordsandIhavetolooktothemforanythingIwantdoneabouttheplace;theywereveryaccommodatingaboutthenewrooffortheorchidhouse。Andtheylendmeoneoftheircarswhenmineisoutoforder;youknowhowoftenitgetsoutoforder。\"

  \"Idon\'tknowhowoften,\"saidEleanor,\"butitmusthappenveryfrequently。WheneverIwantyoutotakemeanywhereinyourcarIamalwaystoldthatthereissomethingwrongwithit,orelsethatthechauffeurhasgotneuralgiaandyoudon\'tliketoaskhimtogoout。\"

  \"Hesuffersquitealotfromneuralgia,\"saidMrs。

  Attrayhastily。\"Anyhow,\"shecontinued,\"youcanunderstandthatIdon\'twanttooffendtheNorridrums。

  Theirhouseholdisthemostracketyoneinthecounty,andIbelievenooneeverknowstoanhourortwowhenanyparticularmealwillappearonthetableorwhatitwillconsistofwhenitdoesappear。\"

  EleanorSaxelbyshuddered。Shelikedhermealstobeofregularoccurrenceandassuredproportions。

  \"Still,\"pursuedMrs。Attray,\"whatevertheirownhomelifemaybe,aslandlordsandneighbourstheyareconsiderateandobliging,soIdon\'twanttoquarrelwiththem。Besides,ifRonniedidn\'tplaycardstherehe\'dbeplayingsomewhereelse。\"

  \"Notifyouwerefirmwithhim,\"saidEleanor\"I

  believeinbeingfirm。\"

  \"Firm?Iamfirm,\"exclaimedMrs。Attray;\"Iammorethanfirm-Iamfarseeing。I\'vedoneeverythingI

  canthinkoftopreventRonniefromplayingformoney。

  I\'vestoppedhisallowancefortherestoftheyear,sohecan\'tevengambleoncredit,andI\'vesubscribedalumpsumtothechurchoffertoryinhisnameinsteadofgivinghiminstalmentsofsmallsilvertoputinthebagonSundays。Iwouldn\'tevenlethimhavethemoneytotipthehuntservantswith,butsentitbypostalorder。

  Hewasfuriouslysulkyaboutit,butIremindedhimofwhathappenedtothetenshillingsthatIgavehimfortheYoungMen\'sEndeavourLeague\'Self-DenialWeek。\'\"

  \"Whatdidhappentoit?\"askedEleanor。

  \"Well,Ronniedidsomepreliminaryendeavouringwithit,onhisownaccount,inconnectionwiththeGrandNational。Ifithadcomeoff,asheexpressedit,hewouldhavegiventheLeaguetwenty-fiveshillingsandnettedacomfortablecommissionforhimself;asitwas,thattenshillingswasoneofthethingstheLeaguehadtodenyitself。SincethenI\'vebeencarefulnottolethimhaveapennypieceinhishands。\"

  \"He\'llgetroundthatinsomeway,\"saidEleanorwithquietconviction;\"he\'llsellthings。\"

  \"Mydear,he\'sdoneallthatistobedoneinthatdirectionalready。He\'sgotridofhiswrist-watchandhishuntingflaskandbothhiscigarettecases,andI

  shouldn\'tbesurprisedifhe\'swearingimitation-goldsleevelinksinsteadofthosehisAuntRhodagavehimonhisseventeenthbirthday。Hecan\'tsellhisclothes,ofcourse,excepthiswinterovercoat,andI\'velockedthatupinthecamphorcupboardonthepretextofpreservingitfrommoth。Ireallydon\'tseewhatelsehecanraisemoneyon。IconsiderthatI\'vebeenbothfirmandfar-

  seeing。\"

  \"HashebeenattheNorridrumslately?\"askedEleanor。

  \"Hewasthereyesterdayafternoonandstayedtodinner,\"saidMrs。Attray。\"Idon\'tquiteknowwhenhecamehome,butIfancyitwaslate。\"

  \"Thendependonithewasgambling,\"saidEleanor,withtheassuredairofonewhohasfewideasandmakesthemostofthem。\"Latehoursinthecountryalwaysmeangambling。\"

  \"Hecan\'tgambleifhehasnomoneyandnochanceofgettingany,\"arguedMrs。Attray;\"evenifoneplaysforsmallstakesonemusthaveadecentprospectofpayingone\'slosses。\"

  \"HemayhavesoldsomeoftheAmherstpheasantchicks,\"suggestedEleanor;\"theywouldfetchabouttenortwelveshillingseach,Idaresay。\"

  \"Ronniewouldn\'tdosuchathing,\"saidMrs。Attray;

  \"andanyhowIwentandcountedthemthismorningandthey\'reallthere。No,\"shecontinued,withthequietsatisfactionthatcomesfromasenseofpainstakingandmeritedachievement,\"IfancythatRonniehadtocontenthimselfwiththeroleofonlookerlastnight,asfarasthecard-tablewasconcerned。\"

  \"Isthatclockright?\"askedEleanor,whoseeyeshadbeenstrayingrestlesslytowardsthemantel-pieceforsomelittletime;\"lunchisusuallysopunctualinyourestablishment。\"

  \"Threeminutespastthehalf-hour,\"exclaimedMrs。

  Attray;\"cookmustbepreparingsomethingunusuallysumptuousinyourhonour。Iamnotinthesecret;I\'vebeenoutallthemorning,youknow。\"

  Eleanorsmiledforgivingly。AspecialeffortbyMrs。Attray\'scookwasworthwaitingafewminutesfor。

  Asamatteroffact,theluncheonfare,whenitmadeitstardyappearance,wasdistinctlyunworthyofthereputationwhichthejustly-treasuredcookhadbuiltupforherself。Thesoupalonewouldhavesufficedtocastagloomoveranymealthatithadinaugurated,anditwasnotredeemedbyanythingthatfollowed。Eleanorsaidlittle,butwhenshespoketherewasahintoftearsinhervoicethatwasfarmoreeloquentthanoutspokendenunciationwouldhavebeen,andeventheinsouciantRonaldshowedtracesofdepressionwhenhetastedtherognonsSaltikoff。

  \"NotquitethebestluncheonI\'veenjoyedinyourhouse,\"saidEleanoratlast,whenherfinalhopehadflickeredoutwiththesavoury。

  \"Mydear,it\'stheworstmealI\'vesatdowntoforyears,\"saidherhostess;\"thatlastdishtastedprincipallyofredpepperandwettoast。I\'mawfullysorry。Isanythingthematterinthekitchen,Pellin?\"

  sheaskedoftheattendantmaid。

  \"Well,ma\'am,thenewcookhadn\'thardlytimetoseetothingsproperly,cominginsosudden-\"commencedPellinbywayofexplanation。

  \"Thenewcook!\"screamedMrs。Attray。

  \"ColonelNorridrum\'scook,ma\'am,\"saidPellin。

  \"Whatonearthdoyoumean?WhatisColonelNorridrum\'scookdoinginmykitchen-andwhereismycook?\"

  \"PerhapsIcanexplainbetterthanPellincan,\"saidRonaldhurriedly;\"thefactis,IwasdiningattheNorridrums\'yesterday,andtheywerewishingtheyhadaswellcooklikeyours,justforto-dayandto-morrow,whilethey\'vegotsomegourmetstayingwiththem:theirowncookisnoearthlygood-well,you\'veseenwhatsheturnsoutwhenshe\'satallflurried。SoIthoughtitwouldberathersportingtoplaythematbaccaratfortheloanofourcookagainstamoneystake,andIlost,that\'sall。Ihavehadrottenluckatbaccaratallthisyear。\"

  Theremainderofhisexplanation,ofhowhehadassuredthecooksthatthetemporarytransferhadhismother\'ssanction,andhadsmuggledtheoneoutandtheotherinduringthematernalabsence,wasdrownedintheoutcryofscandalisedupbraiding。

  \"IfIhadsoldthewomanintoslaverytherecouldn\'thavebeenabiggerfussaboutit,\"heconfidedafterwardstoBertieNorridrum,\"andEleanorSaxelbyragedandrampedthelouderofthetwo。Itellyouwhat,I\'llbetyoutwooftheAmherstpheasantstofiveshillingsthatsherefusestohavemeasapartneratthecroquettournament。We\'redrawntogether,youknow。\"

  Thistimehewonhisbet。

  CLOVISONPARENTALRESPONSIBILITIES

  MARIONEGGELBYsattalkingtoClovisontheonlysubjectthatsheeverwillinglytalkedabout-heroffspringandtheirvariedperfectionsandaccomplishments。Cloviswasnotinwhatcouldbecalledareceptivemood;theyoungergenerationofEggelby,depictedintheglowingimprobablecoloursofparentimpressionism,arousedinhimnoenthusiasm。Mrs。

  Eggelby,ontheotherhand,wasfurnishedwithenthusiasmenoughfortwo。

  \"YouwouldlikeEric,\"shesaid,argumentativelyratherthanhopefully。ClovishadintimatedveryunmistakablythathewasunlikelytocareextravagantlyforeitherAmyorWillie。\"Yes,IfeelsureyouwouldlikeEric。Everyonetakestohimatonce。Youknow,healwaysremindsmeofthatfamouspictureoftheyouthfulDavid-Iforgetwhoit\'sby,butit\'sverywellknown。\"

  \"Thatwouldbesufficienttosetmeagainsthim,ifIsawmuchofhim,\"saidClovis。\"Justimagineatauctionbridge,forinstance,whenonewastryingtoconcentrateone\'smindonwhatone\'spartner\'soriginaldeclarationhadbeen,andtorememberwhatsuitsone\'sopponentshadoriginallydiscarded,whatitwouldbeliketohavesomeonepersistentlyremindingoneofapictureoftheyouthfulDavid。Itwouldbesimplymaddening。IfEricdidthatIshoulddetesthim。\"

  \"Ericdoesn\'tplaybridge,\"saidMrs。Eggelbywithdignity。

  \"Doesn\'the?\"askedClovis;\"whynot?\"

  \"Noneofmychildrenhavebeenbroughtuptoplaycardgames,\"saidMrs。Eggelby;\"draughtsandhalmaandthosesortsofgamesIencourage。Ericisconsideredquiteawonderfuldraughts-player。\"

  \"Youarestrewingdreadfulrisksinthepathofyourfamily,\"saidClovis;\"afriendofminewhoisaprisonchaplaintoldmethatamongtheworstcriminalcasesthathavecomeunderhisnotice,mencondemnedtodeathortolongperiodsofpenalservitude,therewasnotasinglebridge-player。Ontheotherhand,heknewatleasttwoexpertdraughts-playersamongthem。\"

  \"Ireallydon\'tseewhatmyboyshavegottodowiththecriminalclasses,\"saidMrs。Eggelbyresentfully。

  \"Theyhavebeenmostcarefullybroughtup,Icanassureyouthat。\"

  \"Thatshowsthatyouwerenervousastohowtheywouldturnout,\"saidClovis。\"Now,mymotherneverbotheredaboutbringingmeup。ShejustsawtoitthatI

  gotwhackedatdecentintervalsandwastaughtthedifferencebetweenrightandwrong;thereissomedifference,youknow,butI\'veforgottenwhatitis。\"

  \"Forgottenthedifferencebetweenrightandwrong!\"

  exclaimedMrs。Eggelby。

  \"Well,yousee,Itookupnaturalhistoryandawholelotofothersubjectsatthesametime,andonecan\'tremembereverything,canone?IusedtoknowthedifferencebetweentheSardiniandormouseandtheordinarykind,andwhetherthewry-neckarrivesatourshoresearlierthanthecuckoo,ortheotherwayround,andhowlongthewalrustakesingrowingtomaturity;I

  daresayyouknewallthosesortsofthingsonce,butI

  betyou\'veforgottenthem。\"

  \"Thosethingsarenotimportant,\"saidMrs。Eggelby,\"but-\"

  \"Thefactthatwe\'vebothforgottenthemprovesthattheyareimportant,\"saidClovis;\"youmusthavenoticedthatit\'salwaystheimportantthingsthatoneforgets,whilethetrivial,unnecessaryfactsoflifestickinone\'smemory。There\'smycousin,EdithaClubberley,forinstance;Icanneverforgetthatherbirthdayisonthe12thofOctober。It\'samatterofutterindifferencetomeonwhatdateherbirthdayfalls,orwhethershewasbornatall;eitherfactseemstomeabsolutelytrivial,orunnecessary-I\'veheapsofothercousinstogoonwith。Ontheotherhand,whenI\'mstayingwithHildegardeShrubleyIcanneverremembertheimportantcircumstancewhetherherfirsthusbandgothisunenviablereputationontheTurfortheStockExchange,andthatuncertaintyrulesSportandFinanceoutoftheconversationatonce。Onecannevermentiontravel,either,becausehersecondhusbandhadtolivepermanentlyabroad。\"

  \"Mrs。ShrubleyandImoveinverydifferentcircles,\"saidMrs。Eggelbystiffly。

  \"NoonewhoknowsHildegardecouldpossiblyaccuseherofmovinginacircle,\"saidClovis;\"herviewoflifeseemstobeanon-stoprunwithaninexhaustiblesupplyofpetrol。Ifshecangetsomeoneelsetopayforthepetrolsomuchthebetter。Idon\'tmindconfessingtoyouthatshehastaughtmemorethananyotherwomanIcanthinkof。\"

  \"Whatkindofknowledge?\"demandedMrs。Eggelby,withtheairajurymightcollectivelywearwhenfindingaverdictwithoutleavingthebox。

  \"Well,amongotherthings,she\'sintroducedmetoatleastfourdifferentwaysofcookinglobster,\"saidClovisgratefully。\"That,ofcourse,wouldn\'tappealtoyou;peoplewhoabstainfromthepleasuresofthecard-

  tableneverreallyappreciatethefinerpossibilitiesofthedining-table。Isupposetheirpowersofenlightenedenjoymentgetatrophiedfromdisuse。\"

  \"Anauntofminewasveryillaftereatingalobster,\"saidMrs。Eggelby。

  \"Idaresay,ifweknewmoreofherhistory,weshouldfindoutthatshe\'doftenbeenillbeforeeatingthelobster。Aren\'tyouconcealingthefactthatshe\'dhadmeaslesandinfluenzaandnervousheadacheandhysteria,andotherthingsthatauntsdohave,longbeforesheatethelobster?Auntsthathaveneverknownaday\'sillnessareveryrare;infact,Idon\'tpersonallyknowofany。Ofcourseifsheateitasachildoftwoweeksolditmighthavebeenherfirstillness-andherlast。ButifthatwasthecaseIthinkyoushouldhavesaidso。\"

  \"Imustbegoing,\"saidMrs。Eggelby,inatonewhichhadbeenthoroughlysterilisedofevenperfunctoryregret。

  Clovisrosewithanairofgracefulreluctance。

  \"IhavesoenjoyedourlittletalkaboutEric,\"hesaid;\"Iquitelookforwardtomeetinghimsomeday。\"

  \"Good-bye,\"saidMrs。Eggelbyfrostily;thesupplementaryremarkwhichshemadeatthebackofherthroatwas-

  \"I\'lltakecarethatyounevershall!\"

  AHOLIDAYTASK

  KENELMJERTONenteredthedining-halloftheGoldenGalleonHotelinthefullcrushoftheluncheonhour。

  Nearlyeveryseatwasoccupied,andsmalladditionaltableshadbeenbroughtin,wherefloorspacepermitted,toaccommodatelatecomers,withtheresultthatmanyofthetableswerealmosttouchingeachother。Jertonwasbeckonedbyawaitertotheonlyvacanttablethatwasdiscernible,andtookhisseatwiththeuncomfortableandwhollygroundlessideathatnearlyeveryoneintheroomwasstaringathim。Hewasayoungishmanofordinaryappearance,quietofdressandunobtrusiveofmanner,andhecouldneverwhollyridhimselfoftheideathatafiercelightofpublicscrutinybeatonhimasthoughhehadbeenanotabilityorasuper-nut。Afterhehadorderedhislunchtherecametheunavoidableintervalofwaiting,withnothingtodobuttostareattheflower-

  vaseonhistableandtobestaredat(inimagination)byseveralflappers,somematurerbeingsofthesamesex,andasatirical-lookingJew。Inordertocarryoffthesituationwithsomeappearanceofunconcernhebecamespuriouslyinterestedinthecontentsoftheflower-vase。

  \"Whatisthenameoftheseroses,d\'youknow?\"heaskedthewaiter。Thewaiterwasreadyatalltimestoconcealhisignoranceconcerningitemsofthewine-listormenu;hewasfranklyignorantastothespecificnameoftheroses。

  \"AMYSYLVESTERPARTINGLON,\"saidavoiceatJerton\'selbow。

  Thevoicecamefromapleasant-faced,well-dressedyoungwomanwhowassittingatatablethatalmosttouchedJerton\'s。Hethankedherhurriedlyandnervouslyfortheinformation,andmadesomeinconsequentremarkabouttheflowers。

  \"Itisacuriousthing,\"saidtheyoungwoman,that,\"Ishouldbeabletotellyouthenameofthoseroseswithoutaneffortofmemory,becauseifyouweretoaskmemynameIshouldbeutterlyunabletogiveittoyou。\"

  Jertonhadnotharbouredtheleastintentionofextendinghisthirstforname-labelstohisneighbour。

  Afterherratherremarkableannouncement,however,hewasobligedtosaysomethinginthewayofpoliteinquiry。

  \"Yes,\"answeredthelady,\"Isupposeitisacaseofpartiallossofmemory。Iwasinthetraincomingdownhere;mytickettoldmethatIhadcomefromVictoriaandwasboundforthisplace。Ihadacoupleoffive-poundnotesandasovereignonme,novisitingcardsoranyothermeansofidentification,andnoideaastowhoI

  am。IcanonlyhazilyrecollectthatIhaveatitle;I

  amLadySomebody-beyondthatmymindisablank。\"

  \"Hadn\'tyouanyluggagewithyou?\"askedJerton。

  \"ThatiswhatIdidn\'tknow。Iknewthenameofthishotelandmadeupmymindtocomehere,andwhenthehotelporterwhomeetsthetrainsaskedifIhadanyluggageIhadtoinventadressing-baganddress-basket;

  Icouldalwayspretendthattheyhadgoneastray。IgavehimthenameofSmith,andpresentlyheemergedfromaconfusedpileofluggageandpassengerswithadressing-

  baganddress-basketlabelledKestrel-Smith。Ihadtotakethem;Idon\'tseewhatelseIcouldhavedone。\"

  Jertonsaidnothing,butheratherwonderedwhatthelawfulownerofthebaggagewoulddo。

  \"OfcourseitwasdreadfularrivingatastrangehotelwiththenameofKestrel-Smith,butitwouldhavebeenworsetohavearrivedwithoutluggage。Anyhow,I

  hatecausingtrouble。\"

  JertonhadvisionsofharassedrailwayofficialsanddistraughtKestrel-Smiths,buthemadenoattempttoclothehismentalpictureinwords。Theladycontinuedherstory。

  \"Naturally,noneofmykeyswouldfitthethings,butItoldanintelligentpageboythatIhadlostmykey-ring,andhehadthelocksforcedinatwinkling。

  Rathertoointelligent,thatboy;hewillprobablyendinDartmoor。TheKestrel-Smithtoilettoolsaren\'tuptomuch,buttheyarebetterthannothing。\"

  \"Ifyoufeelsurethatyouhaveatitle,\"saidJerton,\"whynotgetholdofapeerageandgorightthroughit?\"

  \"Itriedthat。IskimmedthroughthelistoftheHouseofLordsin\'Whitaker,\'butamereprintedstringofnamesconveysawfullylittletoone,youknow。IfyouwereanarmyofficerandhadlostyouridentityyoumightporeovertheArmyListformonthswithoutfindingoutwhoyourwere。I\'mgoingonanothertack;I\'mtryingtofindoutbyvariouslittletestswhoIamNOT-thatwillnarrowtherangeofuncertaintydownabit。Youmayhavenoticed,forinstance,thatI\'mlunchingprincipallyofflobsterNewburg。\"

  Jertonhadnotventuredtonoticeanythingofthesort。

  \"It\'sanextravagance,becauseit\'soneofthemostexpensivedishesonthemenu,butatanyrateitprovesthatI\'mnotLadyStarping;shenevertouchesshell-fish,andpoorLadyBraddleshrubhasnodigestionatall;ifI

  amHERIshallcertainlydieinagonyinthecourseoftheafternoon,andthedutyoffindingoutwhoIamwilldevolveonthepressandthepoliceandthosesortofpeople;Ishallbepastcaring。LadyKnewforddoesn\'tknowonerosefromanotherandshehatesmen,soshewouldn\'thavespokentoyouinanycase;andLadyMousehiltonflirtswitheverymanshemeets-Ihaven\'tflirtedwithyou,haveI?\"

  Jertonhastilygavetherequiredassurance。

  \"Well,yousee,\"continuedthelady,\"thatknocksfouroffthelistatonce。\"

  \"It\'llberatheralengthyprocessbringingthelistdowntoone,\"saidJerton。

  \"Oh,but,ofcourse,thereareheapsofthemthatI

  couldn\'tpossiblybe-womenwho\'vegotgrandchildrenorsonsoldenoughtohavecelebratedtheircomingofage。

  I\'veonlygottoconsidertheonesaboutmyownage。I

  tellyouhowyoumighthelpmethisafternoon,ifyoudon\'tmind;gothroughanyofthebacknumbersofCOUNTRY

  LIFEandthosesortofpapersthatyoucanfindinthesmoking-room,andseeifyoucomeacrossmyportraitwithinfantsonoranythingofthatsort。Itwon\'ttakeyoutenminutes。I\'llmeetyouintheloungeabouttea-time。

  Thanksawfully。\"

  AndtheFairUnknown,havinggraciouslypressedJertonintothesearchforherlostidentity,roseandlefttheroom。Asshepassedtheyoungman\'stableshehaltedforamomentandwhispered:

  \"DidyounoticethatItippedthewaiterashilling?

  WecancrossLadyUlwightoffthelist;shewouldhavediedratherthandothat。\"

  Atfiveo\'clockJertonmadehiswaytothehotellounge;hehadspentadiligentbutfruitlessquarterofanhouramongtheillustratedweekliesinthesmoking-

  room。Hisnewacquaintancewasseatedatasmalltea-

  table,withawaiterhoveringinattendance。

  \"ChinateaorIndian?\"sheaskedasJertoncameup。

  \"China,please,andnothingtoeat。Haveyoudiscoveredanything?\"

  \"Onlynegativeinformation。I\'mnotLadyBefnal。

  Shedisapprovesdreadfullyofanyformofgambling,sowhenIrecognisedawell-knownbookmakerinthehotellobbyIwentandputatenneronanunnamedfillybyWilliamtheThirdoutofMitrovitzaforthethree-fifteenrace。Isupposethefactoftheanimalbeingnamelesswaswhatattractedme。\"

  Diditwin?\"askedJerton。

  \"No,cameinfourth,themostirritatingthingahorsecandowhenyou\'vebackeditwinorplace。Anyhow,IknownowthatI\'mnotLadyBefnal。\"

  \"Itseemstomethattheknowledgewasratherdearlybought,\"commentedJerton。

  \"Well,yes,ithasratherclearedmeout,\"admittedtheidentity-seeker;\"aflorinisaboutallI\'vegotleftonme。ThelobsterNewburgmademylunchratheranexpensiveone,and,ofcourse,IhadtotipthatboyforwhathedidtotheKestrel-Smithlocks。I\'vegotratherausefulidea,though。IfeelcertainthatIbelongtothePivotClub;I\'llgobacktotownandaskthehallporterthereifthereareanylettersforme。Heknowsallthemembersbysight,andifthereareanylettersortelephonemessageswaitingformeofcoursethatwillsolvetheproblem。Ifhesaystherearen\'tanyIshallsay:\'YouknowwhoIam,don\'tyou?\'soI\'llfindoutanyway。\"

  Theplanseemedasoundone;adifficultyinitsexecutionsuggesteditselftoJerton。

  \"Ofcourse,\"saidthelady,whenhehintedattheobstacle,\"there\'smyfarebacktotown,andmybillhereandcabsandthings。Ifyou\'lllendmethreepoundsthatoughttoseemethroughcomfortably。Thankseverso。

  Thenthereisthequestionofthatluggage:Idon\'twanttobesaddledwiththatfortherestofmylife。I\'llhaveitbroughtdowntothehallandyoucanpretendtomountguardoveritwhileI\'mwritingaletter。ThenI

  shalljustslipawaytothestation,andyoucanwanderofftothesmoking-room,andtheycandowhattheylikewiththethings。They\'lladvertisethemafterabitandtheownercanclaimthem。\"

  Jertonacquiescedinthemanoeuvre,anddulymountedguardovertheluggagewhileitstemporaryownerslippedunobtrusivelyoutofthehotel。Herdeparturewasnot,however,altogetherunnoticed。TwogentlemenwerestrollingpastJerton,andoneofthemremarkedtotheother:

  \"Didyouseethattallyoungwomaningreywhowentoutjustnow?SheistheLady-\"

  Hispromenadecarriedhimoutofearshotatthecriticalmomentwhenhewasabouttodisclosetheelusiveidentity。TheLadyWho?Jertoncouldscarcelyrunafteratotalstranger,breakintohisconversation,andaskhimforinformationconcerningachancepasser-by。

  Besides,itwasdesirablethatheshouldkeepuptheappearanceoflookingaftertheluggage。Inaminuteortwo,however,theimportantpersonage,themanwhoknew,camestrollingbackalone。Jertonsummonedupallhiscourageandwaylaidhim。

  \"IthinkIheardyousayyouknewtheladywhowentoutofthehotelafewminutesago,atalllady,dressedingrey。Excusemeforaskingifyoucouldtellmehername;I\'vebeentalkingtoherforhalfanhour;she-er-sheknowsallmypeopleandseemstoknowme,soI

  supposeI\'vemethersomewherebefore,butI\'mblestifI

  canputanametoher。Couldyou-?\"

  \"Certainly。She\'saMrs。Stroope。\"

  \"MRS。?\"queriedJerton。

  \"Yes,she\'stheLadyChampionatgolfinmypartoftheworld。Anawfulgoodsort,andgoesaboutagooddealinSociety,butshehasanawkwardhabitoflosinghermemoryeverynowandthen,andgetsintoallsortsoffixes。She\'sfurious,too,ifyoumakeanyallusiontoitafterwards。Goodday,sir。\"

  Thestrangerpassedonhisway,andbeforeJertonhadhadtimetoassimilatehisinformationhefoundhiswholeattentioncentredonanangry-lookingladywhowasmakingloudandfretful-seeminginquiriesofthehotelclerks。

  \"Hasanyluggagebeenbroughtherefromthestationbymistake,adress-basketanddressing-case,withthenameKestrel-Smith?Itcan\'tbetracedanywhere。IsawitputinatVictoria,thatI\'llswear。Why-thereismyluggage!andthelockshavebeentamperedwith!\"

  Jertonheardnomore。HefleddowntotheTurkishbath,andstayedthereforhours。

  THESTALLEDOX

  THEOPHILESHLEYwasanartistbyprofession,acattlepainterbyforceofenvironment。Itisnottobesupposedthathelivedonarancheoradairyfarm,inanatmospherepervadedwithhornandhoof,milking-stool,andbranding-iron。Hishomewasinapark-like,villa-

  dotteddistrictthatonlyjustescapedthereproachofbeingsuburban。Ononesideofhisgardenthereabuttedasmall,picturesquemeadow,inwhichanenterprisingneighbourpasturedsomesmallpicturesquecowsoftheChannelIslandpersuasion。Atnoondayinsummertimethecowsstoodknee-deepintallmeadow-grassundertheshadeofagroupofwalnuttrees,withthesunlightfallingindappledpatchesontheirmouse-sleekcoats。Eshleyhadconceivedandexecutedadaintypictureoftworeposefulmilch-cowsinasettingofwalnuttreeandmeadow-grassandfilteredsunbeam,andtheRoyalAcademyhaddulyexposedthesameonthewallsofitsSummerExhibition。

  TheRoyalAcademyencouragesorderly,methodicalhabitsinitschildren。Eshleyhadpaintedasuccessfulandacceptablepictureofcattledrowsingpicturesquelyunderwalnuttrees,andashehadbegun,so,ofnecessity,hewenton。His\"NoontidePeace,\"astudyoftwoduncowsunderawalnuttree,wasfollowedby\"AMid-daySanctuary,\"astudyofawalnuttree,withtwoduncowsunderit。Induesuccessiontherecame\"WheretheGad-

  FliesCeasefromTroubling,\"\"TheHavenoftheHerd,\"and\"A-dreaminDairyland,\"studiesofwalnuttreesandduncows。Histwoattemptstobreakawayfromhisowntraditionweresignalfailures:\"TurtleDovesalarmedbySparrow-hawk\"and\"WolvesontheRomanCampagna\"camebacktohisstudiointheguiseofabominableheresies,andEshleyclimbedbackintograceandthepublicgazewith\"AShadedNookwhereDrowsyMilkersDream。\"

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