ItwasaboutthethirdweekinMaythatMrs。Mullet,relictofthelateSylvesterMullet,andmotherofTobyandabunchofdaughters,assailedClovisSangrailontheoutskirtsofthevillagewithabreathlesscatalogueoflocalhappenings。
\"Youknowournewneighbour,Mr。Penricarde?\"shevociferated;\"awfullyrich,ownstinminesinCornwall,middle-agedandratherquiet。He\'stakentheRedHouseonalongleaseandspentalotofmoneyonalterationsandimprovements。Well,Toby\'ssoldhimtheBrogue!\"
Clovisspentamomentortwoinassimilatingtheastonishingnews;thenhebrokeoutintounstintedcongratulation。IfhehadbelongedtoamoreemotionalracehewouldprobablyhavekissedMrs。Mullet。
\"Howwonderfullyluckytohavepulleditoffatlast!Nowyoucanbuyadecentanimal。I\'vealwayssaidthatTobywasclever。Eversomanycongratulations。\"
\"Don\'tcongratulateme。It\'sthemostunfortunatethingthatcouldhavehappened!\"saidMrs。Mulletdramatically。
Clovisstaredatherinamazement。
\"Mr。Penricarde,\"saidMrs。Mullet,sinkinghervoicetowhatsheimaginedtobeanimpressivewhisper,thoughitratherresembledahoarse,excitedsqueak,\"Mr。
PenricardehasjustbeguntopayattentionstoJessie。
Slightatfirst,butnowunmistakable。Iwasafoolnottohaveseenitsooner。Yesterday,attheRectorygardenparty,heaskedherwhatherfavouriteflowerswere,andshetoldhimcarnations,andto-dayawholestackofcarnationshasarrived,cloveandmalmaisonandlovelydarkredones,regularexhibitionblooms,andaboxofchocolatesthathemusthavegotonpurposefromLondon。
Andhe\'saskedhertogoroundthelinkswithhimto-
morrow。Andnow,justatthiscriticalmoment,Tobyhassoldhimthatanimal。It\'sacalamity!\"
\"Butyou\'vebeentryingtogetthehorseoffyourhandsforyears,\"saidClovis。
\"I\'vegotahousefulofdaughters,\"saidMrs。
Mullet,\"andI\'vebeentrying-well,nottogetthemoffmyhands,ofcourse,butahusbandortwowouldn\'tbeamissamongthelotofthem;therearesixofthem,youknow。\"
\"Idon\'tknow,\"saidClovis,\"I\'venevercounted,butIexpectyou\'rerightastothenumber;mothersgenerallyknowthesethings。\"
\"Andnow,\"continuedMrs。Mullet,inhertragicwhisper,\"whenthere\'sarichhusband-in-prospectimminentonthehorizonTobygoesandsellshimthatmiserableanimal。Itwillprobablykillhimifhetriestorideit;anywayitwillkillanyaffectionhemighthavefelttowardsanymemberofourfamily。Whatistobedone?Wecan\'tverywellasktohavethehorseback;
yousee,wepraisedituplikeanythingwhenwethoughttherewasachanceofhisbuyingit,andsaiditwasjusttheanimaltosuithim。\"
\"Couldn\'tyoustealitoutofhisstableandsendittograssatsomefarmmilesaway?\"suggestedClovis;
\"write\'VotesforWomen\'onthestabledoor,andthethingwouldpassforaSuffragetteoutrage。Noonewhoknewthehorsecouldpossiblysuspectyouofwantingtogetitbackagain。\"
\"Everynewspaperinthecountrywouldringwiththeaffair,\"saidMrs。Mullet;\"can\'tyouimaginetheheadline,\'ValuableHunterStolenbySuffragettes\'?Thepolicewouldscourthecountrysidetilltheyfoundtheanimal。\"
\"Well,JessiemusttryandgetitbackfromPenricardeonthepleathatit\'sanoldfavourite。Shecansayitwasonlysoldbecausethestablehadtobepulleddownunderthetermsofanoldrepairinglease,andthatnowithasbeenarrangedthatthestableistostandforacoupleofyearslonger。\"
\"Itsoundsaqueerproceedingtoaskforahorsebackwhenyou\'vejustsoldhim,\"saidMrs。Mullet,\"butsomethingmustbedone,anddoneatonce。Themanisnotusedtohorses,andIbelieveItoldhimitwasasquietasalamb。Afterall,lambsgokickingandtwistingaboutasiftheyweredemented,don\'tthey?\"
\"Thelambhasanentirelyunmeritedcharacterforsedateness,\"agreedClovis。
Jessiecamebackfromthegolflinksnextdayinastateofmingledelationandconcern。
\"It\'sallrightabouttheproposal,\"sheannouncedhecameoutwithitatthesixthhole。IsaidImusthavetimetothinkitover。Iacceptedhimattheseventh。\"
\"Mydear,\"saidhermother,\"Ithinkalittlemoremaidenlyreserveandhesitationwouldhavebeenadvisable,asyou\'veknownhimsoshortatime。Youmighthavewaitedtilltheninthhole。\"
\"Theseventhisaverylonghole,\"saidJessie;
\"besides,thetensionwasputtingusbothoffourgame。
Bythetimewe\'dgottotheninthholewe\'dsettledlotsofthings。ThehoneymoonistobespentinCorsica,withperhapsaflyingvisittoNaplesifwefeellikeit,andaweekinLondontowindupwith。Twoofhisniecesaretobeaskedtobebridesmaids,sowithourlottherewillbeseven,whichisratheraluckynumber。Youaretowearyourpearlgrey,withanyamountofHonitonlacejabbedintoit。Bytheway,he\'scomingoverthiseveningtoaskyourconsenttothewholeaffair。Sofarall\'swell,butabouttheBrogueit\'sadifferentmatter。
Itoldhimthelegendaboutthestable,andhowkeenwewereaboutbuyingthehorseback,butheseemsequallykeenonkeepingit。Hesaidhemusthavehorseexercisenowthathe\'slivinginthecountry,andhe\'sgoingtostartridingtomorrow。He\'sriddenafewtimesintheRow,onananimalthatwasaccustomedtocarryoctogenariansandpeopleundergoingrestcures,andthat\'saboutallhisexperienceinthesaddle-oh,andherodeaponyonceinNorfolk,whenhewasfifteenandtheponytwenty-four;andtomorrowhe\'sgoingtoridetheBrogue!IshallbeawidowbeforeI\'mmarried,andIdosowanttoseewhatCorsica\'slike;itlookssosillyonthemap。\"
Cloviswassentforinhaste,andthedevelopmentsofthesituationputbeforehim。
\"Nobodycanridethatanimalwithanysafety,\"saidMrs。Mullet,\"exceptToby,andheknowsbylongexperiencewhatitisgoingtoshyat,andmanagestoswerveatthesametime。\"
\"IdidhinttoMr。Penricarde-toVincent,Ishouldsay-thattheBroguedidn\'tlikewhitegates,\"saidJessie。
\"Whitegates!\"exclaimedMrs。Mullet;\"didyoumentionwhateffectapighasonhim?He\'llhavetogopastLockyer\'sfarmtogettothehighroad,andthere\'ssuretobeapigortwogruntingaboutinthelane。\"
\"He\'stakenratheradisliketoturkeyslately,\"
saidToby。
\"It\'sobviousthatPenricardemustn\'tbeallowedtogooutonthatanimal,\"saidClovis,\"atleastnottillJessiehasmarriedhim,andtiredofhim。Itellyouwhat:askhimtoapicnicto-morrow,startingatanearlyhour;he\'snotthesorttogooutforaridebeforebreakfast。ThedayafterI\'llgettherectortodrivehimovertoCrowleighbeforelunch,toseethenewcottagehospitalthey\'rebuildingthere。TheBroguewillbestandingidleinthestableandTobycanoffertoexerciseit;thenitcanpickupastoneorsomethingofthesortandgoconvenientlylame。Ifyouhurryontheweddingabitthelamenessfictioncanbekeptuptilltheceremonyissafelyover。\"
Mrs。Mulletbelongedtoanemotionalrace,andshekissedClovis。
Itwasnobody\'sfaultthattheraincamedownintorrentsthenextmorning,makingapicnicafantasticimpossibility。Itwasalsonobody\'sfault,butsheerill-luck,thattheweatherclearedupsufficientlyintheafternoontotemptMr。PenricardetomakehisfirstessaywiththeBrogue。TheydidnotgetasfarasthepigsatLockyer\'sfarm;therectorygatewaspaintedadullunobtrusivegreen,butithadbeenwhiteayearortwoago,andtheBrogueneverforgotthathehadbeeninthehabitofmakingaviolentcurtsey,aback-pedalandaswerveatthisparticularpointoftheroad。
Subsequently,therebeingapparentlynofurthercallonhisservices,hebrokehiswayintotherectoryorchard,wherehefoundahenturkeyinacoop;latervisitorstotheorchardfoundthecoopalmostintact,butverylittleleftoftheturkey。
Mr。Penricarde,alittlestunnedandshaken,andsufferingfromabruisedkneeandsomeminordamages,good-naturedlyascribedtheaccidenttohisowninexperiencewithhorsesandcountryroads,andallowedJessietonursehimbackintocompleterecoveryandgolf-
fitnesswithinsomethinglessthanaweek。
Inthelistofweddingpresentswhichthelocalnewspaperpublishedafortnightorsolaterappearedthefollowingitem:
\"Brownsaddle-horse,\'TheBrogue,\'bridegroom\'sgifttobride。\"
\"Whichshows,\"saidTobyMullet,\"thatheknewnothing。\"
\"Orelse,\"saidClovis,\"thathehasaverypleasingwit。\"
THEHEN
\"DORABITTHOLZiscomingonThursday,\"saidMrs。
Sangrail。
\"ThisnextThursday?\"askedClovisHismothernodded。
\"You\'veratherdoneit,haven\'tyou?\"hechuckled;
\"JaneMartlethasonlybeenherefivedays,andsheneverstayslessthanafortnight,evenwhenshe\'saskeddefinitelyforaweek。You\'llnevergetheroutofthehousebyThursday。\"
\"WhyshouldI?\"askedMrs。Sangrail;\"sheandDoraaregoodfriends,aren\'tthey?Theyusedtobe,asfarasIremember。\"
\"Theyusedtobe;that\'swhatmakesthemallthemorebitternow。Eachfeelsthatshehasnursedaviperinherbosom。Nothingfanstheflameofhumanresentmentsomuchasthediscoverythatone\'sbosomhasbeenutilisedasasnakesanatorium。\"
\"Butwhathashappened?Hassomeonebeenmakingmischief?\"
\"Notexactly,\"saidClovis;\"ahencamebetweenthem。\"
\"Ahen?Whathen?\"
\"ItwasabronzeLeghornorsomesuchexoticbreed,andDorasoldittoJaneataratherexoticprice。Theybothgoinforprizepoultry,youknow,andJanethoughtshewasgoingtogethermoneybackinalargefamilyofpedigreechickens。Thebirdturnedouttobeanabstainerfromtheegghabit,andI\'mtoldthattheletterswhichpassedbetweenthetwowomenwerearevelationastohowmuchinvectivecouldbegotontoasheetofnotepaper。\"
\"Howridiculous!\"saidMrs。Sangrail。\"Couldn\'tsomeoftheirfriendscomposethequarrel?\"
\"Peopletried,\"saidClovis,\"butitmusthavebeenratherlikecomposingthestormmusicofthe`FliegendeHollander。\'JanewaswillingtotakebacksomeofhermostlibellousremarksifDorawouldtakebackthehen,butDorasaidthatwouldbeowningherselfinthewrong,andyouknowshe\'dassoonthinkofowningslumpropertyinWhitechapelasdothat。\"
\"It\'samostawkwardsituation,\"saidMrs。Sangrail。
\"Doyousupposetheywon\'tspeaktooneanother?\"
\"Onthecontrary,thedifficultywillbetogetthemtoleaveoff。Theirremarksoneachother\'sconductandcharacterhavehithertobeengovernedbythefactthatonlyfourouncesofplainspeakingcanbesentthroughthepostforapenny。\"
\"Ican\'tputDoraoff,\"saidMrs。Sangrail。\"I\'vealreadypostponedhervisitonce,andnothingshortofamiraclewouldmakeJaneleavebeforeherself-allottedfortnightisover。\"
\"Miraclesareratherinmyline,\"saidClovis。\"I
don\'tpretendtobeveryhopefulinthiscasebutI\'lldomybest。\"
\"Aslongasyoudon\'tdragmeintoit-\"stipulatedhismother。
****
\"Servantsareabitofanuisance,\"mutteredClovis,ashesatinthesmoking-roomafterlunch,talkingfitfullytoJaneMartletintheintervalsofputtingtogetherthematerialsofacocktail,whichhehadirreverentlypatentedunderthenameofanEllaWheelerWilcox。Itwaspartlycompoundedofoldbrandyandpartlyofcuracoa;therewereotheringredients,buttheywereneverindiscriminatelyrevealed。
\"Servantsanuisance!\"exclaimedJane,boundingintothetopicwiththeexuberantplungeofahunterwhenitleavesthehighroadandfeelsturfunderitshoofs;\"I
shouldthinktheywere!ThetroubleI\'vehadingettingsuitedthisyearyouwouldhardlybelieve。ButIdon\'tseewhatyouhavetocomplainof-yourmotherissowonderfullyluckyinherservants。Sturridge,forinstance-he\'sbeenwithyouforyears,andI\'msurehe\'saparagonasbutlersgo。\"
\"That\'sjustthetrouble,\"saidClovis。\"It\'swhenservantshavebeenwithyouforyearsthattheybecomeareallyseriousnuisance。The\'hereto-dayandgoneto-
morrow\'sortdon\'tmatter-you\'vesimplygottoreplacethem;it\'sthestayersandtheparagonsthataretherealworry。\"
\"Butiftheygivesatisfaction-\"
\"Thatdoesn\'tpreventthemfromgivingtrouble。
Now,you\'vementionedSturridge-itwasSturridgeIwasparticularlythinkingofwhenImadetheobservationaboutservantsbeinganuisance。\"
\"TheexcellentSturridgeanuisance!Ican\'tbelieveit。\"
\"Iknowhe\'sexcellent,andwejustcouldn\'tgetalongwithouthim;he\'stheonereliableelementinthisratherhaphazardhousehold。Buthisveryorderlinesshashadaneffectonhim。Haveyoueverconsideredwhatitmustbeliketogoonunceasinglydoingthecorrectthinginthecorrectmannerinthesamesurroundingsforthegreaterpartofalifetime?Toknowandordainandsuperintendexactlywhatsilverandglassandtablelinenshallbeusedandsetoutonwhatoccasions,tohavecellarandpantryandplate-cupboardunderaminutelydevisedandundeviatingadministration,tobenoiseless,impalpable,omnipresent,and,asfarasyourowndepartmentisconcerned,omniscient?\"
\"Ishouldgomad,\"saidJanewithconviction。
\"Exactly,\"saidClovisthoughtfully,swallowinghiscompletedEllaWheelerWilcox。
\"ButSturridgehasn\'tgonemad,\"saidJanewithaflutterofinquiryinhervoice。
\"Onmostpointshe\'sthoroughlysaneandreliable,\"
saidClovis,\"butattimesheissubjecttothemostobstinatedelusions,andonthoseoccasionshebecomesnotmerelyanuisancebutadecidedembarrassment。\"
\"Whatsortofdelusions?\"
\"Unfortunatelytheyusuallycentreroundoneoftheguestsofthehouseparty,andthatiswheretheawkwardnesscomesin。Forinstance,hetookitintohisheadthatMatildaSheringhamwastheProphetElijah,andasallthatherememberedaboutElijah\'shistorywastheepisodeoftheravensinthewildernessheabsolutelydeclinedtointerferewithwhatheimaginedtobeMatilda\'sprivatecateringarrangements,wouldn\'tallowanyteatobesentuptoherinthemorning,andifhewaswaitingattablehepassedheroveraltogetherinhandingroundthedishes。\"
\"Howveryunpleasant。Whateverdidyoudoaboutit?\"
\"Oh,Matildagotfed,afterafashion,butitwasjudgedtobebestforhertocuthervisitshort。Itwasreallytheonlythingtobedone,\"saidCloviswithsomeemphasis。
\"Ishouldn\'thavedonethat,\"saidJane,\"Ishouldhavehumouredhiminsomeway。Icertainlyshouldn\'thavegoneaway。\"
Clovisfrowned。
\"Itisnotalwayswisetohumourpeoplewhentheygettheseideasintotheirheads。There\'snoknowingtowhatlengthstheymaygoifyouencouragethem。\"
\"Youdon\'tmeantosayhemightbedangerous,doyou?\"askedJanewithsomeanxiety。
\"Onecanneverbecertain,\"saidClovis;\"nowandthenhegetssomeideaaboutaguestwhichmighttakeanunfortunateturn。Thatispreciselywhatisworryingmeatthepresentmoment。\"
\"What,hashetakenafancyaboutsomeoneherenow?\"askedJaneexcitedly;\"howthrilling!Dotellmewhoitis。\"
You,\"saidClovisbriefly。
\"Me?\"
Clovisnodded。
\"WhoonearthdoeshethinkIam?\"
\"QueenAnne,\"wastheunexpectedanswer。
\"QueenAnne!Whatanidea。But,anyhow,there\'snothingdangerousabouther;she\'ssuchacolourlesspersonality。\"
\"WhatdoesposteritychieflysayaboutQueenAnne?\"
askedClovisrathersternly。
\"TheonlythingthatIcanrememberabouther,\"saidJane,\"isthesaying\'QueenAnne\'sdead。\'\"
\"Exactly,\"saidClovis,staringattheglassthathadheldtheEllaWheelerWilcox,\"dead。\"
\"DoyoumeanhetakesmefortheghostofQueenAnne?\"askedJane。
\"Ghost?Dearno。Nooneeverheardofaghostthatcamedowntobreakfastandatekidneysandtoastandhoneywithahealthyappetite。No,it\'sthefactofyoubeingsoverymuchaliveandflourishingthatperplexesandannoyshim。AllhislifehehasbeenaccustomedtolookonQueenAnneasthepersonificationofeverythingthatisdeadanddonewith,\'asdeadasQueenAnne,\'youknow;andnowhehastofillyourglassatlunchanddinnerandlistentoyouraccountsofthegaytimeyouhadattheDublinHorseShow,andnaturallyhefeelsthatsomething\'sverywrongwithyou。\"
\"Buthewouldn\'tbedownrighthostiletomeonthataccount,wouldhe?\"Janeaskedanxiously。
\"Ididn\'tgetreallyalarmedaboutittilllunchto-
day,\"saidClovis;\"Icaughthimgloweringatyouwithaverysinisterlookandmuttering:\'Oughttobedeadlongago,sheought,andsomeoneshouldseetoit。\'That\'swhyImentionedthemattertoyou。\"
\"Thisisawful,\"saidJane;\"yourmothermustbetoldaboutitatonce。\"
\"Mymothermustn\'thearawordaboutit,\"saidClovisearnestly;\"itwouldupsetherdreadfully。ShereliesonSturridgeforeverything。\"
\"Buthemightkillmeatanymoment,\"protestedJane。
\"Notatanymoment;he\'sbusywiththesilveralltheafternoon。\"
\"You\'llhavetokeepasharplook-outallthetimeandbeonyourguardtofrustrateanymurderousattack,\"
saidJane,addinginatoneofweakobstinacy:\"It\'sadreadfulsituationtobein,withamadbutlerdanglingoveryouliketheswordofWhat\'s-his-name,butI\'mcertainlynotgoingtocutmyvisitshort。\"
Clovissworehorriblyunderhisbreath;themiraclewasanobviousmisfire。
ItwasinthehallthenextmorningafteralatebreakfastthatClovishadhisfinalinspirationashestoodengagedincoaxingrustspotsfromanoldputter。
\"WhereisMissMartlet?\"heaskedthebutler,whowasatthatmomentcrossingthehall。
\"Writinglettersinthemorning-room,sir,\"saidSturridge,announcingafactofwhichhisquestionerwasalreadyaware。
\"Shewantstocopytheinscriptiononthatoldbasket-hiltedsabre,\"saidClovis,pointingtoavenerableweaponhangingonthewall。\"Iwishyou\'dtakeittoher;myhandsarealloveroil。Takeitwithoutthesheath,itwillbelesstrouble。\"
Thebutlerdrewtheblade,stillkeenandbrightinitswell-caredforoldage,andcarrieditintothemorning-room。Therewasadoornearthewriting-tableleadingtoabackstairway;Janevanishedthroughitwithsuchlightningrapiditythatthebutlerdoubtedwhethershehadseenhimcomein。HalfanhourlaterCloviswasdrivingherandherhastily-packedluggagetothestation。
\"Motherwillbeawfullyvexedwhenshecomesbackfromherrideandfindsyouhavegone,\"heobservedtothedepartingguest,\"butI\'llmakeupsomestoryaboutanurgentwirehavingcalledyouaway。Itwouldn\'tdotoalarmherunnecessarilyaboutSturridge。\"
JanesniffedslightlyatClovis\'ideasofunnecessaryalarm,andwasalmostrudetotheyoungmanwhocameroundwiththoughtfulinquiriesastoluncheon-
baskets。
ThemiraclelostsomeofitsusefulnessfromthefactthatDorawrotethesamedaypostponingthedateofhervisit,but,atanyrate,ClovisholdstherecordastheonlyhumanbeingwhoeverhustledJaneMartletoutofthetime-tableofhermigrations。
THEOPENWINDOW
\"MYauntwillbedownpresently,Mr。Nuttel,\"saidaveryself-possessedyoungladyoffifteen;\"inthemeantimeyoumusttryandputupwithme。\"
FramtonNuttelendeavouredtosaythecorrectsomethingwhichshoulddulyflatterthenieceofthemomentwithoutundulydiscountingtheauntthatwastocome。Privatelyhedoubtedmorethaneverwhethertheseformalvisitsonasuccessionoftotalstrangerswoulddomuchtowardshelpingthenervecurewhichhewassupposedtobeundergoing。
\"Iknowhowitwillbe,\"hissisterhadsaidwhenhewaspreparingtomigratetothisruralretreat;\"youwillburyyourselfdownthereandnotspeaktoalivingsoul,andyournerveswillbeworsethaneverfrommoping。I
shalljustgiveyoulettersofintroductiontoallthepeopleIknowthere。Someofthem,asfarasIcanremember,werequitenice。\"
FramtonwonderedwhetherMrs。Sappleton,theladytowhomhewaspresentingoneofthelettersofintroduction,cameintothenicedivision。
\"Doyouknowmanyofthepeopleroundhere?\"askedtheniece,whenshejudgedthattheyhadhadsufficientsilentcommunion。
\"Hardlyasoul,\"saidFramton。\"Mysisterwasstayinghere,attherectory,youknow,somefouryearsago,andshegavemelettersofintroductiontosomeofthepeoplehere。\"
Hemadethelaststatementinatoneofdistinctregret。
\"Thenyouknowpracticallynothingaboutmyaunt?\"
pursuedtheself-possessedyounglady。
\"Onlyhernameandaddress,\"admittedthecaller。
HewaswonderingwhetherMrs。Sappletonwasinthemarriedorwidowedstate。Anundefinablesomethingabouttheroomseemedtosuggestmasculinehabitation。
\"Hergreattragedyhappenedjustthreeyearsago,\"
saidthechild;\"thatwouldbesinceyoursister\'stime。\"
\"Hertragedy?\"askedFramton;somehowinthisrestfulcountryspottragediesseemedoutofplace。
\"YoumaywonderwhywekeepthatwindowwideopenonanOctoberafternoon,\"saidtheniece,indicatingalargeFrenchwindowthatopenedontoalawn。
\"Itisquitewarmforthetimeoftheyear,\"saidFramton;\"buthasthatwindowgotanythingtodowiththetragedy?\"
\"Outthroughthatwindow,threeyearsagotoaday,herhusbandandhertwoyoungbrotherswentofffortheirday\'sshooting。Theynevercameback。Incrossingthemoortotheirfavouritesnipe-shootinggroundtheywereallthreeengulfedinatreacherouspieceofbog。Ithadbeenthatdreadfulwetsummer,youknow,andplacesthatweresafeinotheryearsgavewaysuddenlywithoutwarning。Theirbodieswereneverrecovered。Thatwasthedreadfulpartofit。\"Herethechild\'svoicelostitsself-possessednoteandbecamefalteringlyhuman。
\"Poorauntalwaysthinksthattheywillcomebacksomeday,theyandthelittlebrownspanielthatwaslostwiththem,andwalkinatthatwindowjustastheyusedtodo。
Thatiswhythewindowiskeptopeneveryeveningtillitisquitedusk。Poordearaunt,shehasoftentoldmehowtheywentout,herhusbandwithhiswhitewaterproofcoatoverhisarm,andRonnie,heryoungestbrother,singing\'Bertie,whydoyoubound?\'ashealwaysdidtoteaseher,becauseshesaiditgotonhernerves。Doyouknow,sometimesonstill,quieteveningslikethis,Ialmostgetacreepyfeelingthattheywillallwalkinthroughthatwindow-\"
Shebrokeoffwithalittleshudder。ItwasarelieftoFramtonwhentheauntbustledintotheroomwithawhirlofapologiesforbeinglateinmakingherappearance。
\"IhopeVerahasbeenamusingyou?\"shesaid。
\"Shehasbeenveryinteresting,\"saidFramton。
\"Ihopeyoudon\'tmindtheopenwindow,\"saidMrs。
Sappletonbriskly;\"myhusbandandbrotherswillbehomedirectlyfromshooting,andtheyalwayscomeinthisway。
They\'vebeenoutforsnipeinthemarshesto-day,sothey\'llmakeafinemessovermypoorcarpets。Solikeyoumen-folk,isn\'tit?\"
Sherattledoncheerfullyabouttheshootingandthescarcityofbirds,andtheprospectsforduckinthewinter。ToFramtonitwasallpurelyhorrible。Hemadeadesperatebutonlypartiallysuccessfulefforttoturnthetalkontoalessghastlytopic;hewasconsciousthathishostesswasgivinghimonlyafragmentofherattention,andhereyeswereconstantlystrayingpasthimtotheopenwindowandthelawnbeyond。Itwascertainlyanunfortunatecoincidencethatheshouldhavepaidhisvisitonthistragicanniversary。
\"Thedoctorsagreeinorderingmecompleterest,anabsenceofmentalexcitement,andavoidanceofanythinginthenatureofviolentphysicalexercise,\"announcedFramton,wholabouredunderthetolerablywide-spreaddelusionthattotalstrangersandchanceacquaintancesarehungryfortheleastdetailofone\'sailmentsandinfirmities,theircauseandcure。\"Onthematterofdiettheyarenotsomuchinagreement,\"hecontinued。
\"No?\"saidMrs。Sappleton,inavoicewhichonlyreplacedayawnatthelastmoment。Thenshesuddenlybrightenedintoalertattention-butnottowhatFramtonwassaying。
\"Heretheyareatlast!\"shecried。\"Justintimefortea,anddon\'ttheylookasiftheyweremuddyuptotheeyes!\"
Framtonshiveredslightlyandturnedtowardstheniecewithalookintendedtoconveysympatheticcomprehension。Thechildwasstaringoutthroughtheopenwindowwithdazedhorrorinhereyes。InachillshockofnamelessfearFramtonswungroundinhisseatandlookedinthesamedirection。
Inthedeepeningtwilightthreefigureswerewalkingacrossthelawntowardsthewindow;theyallcarriedgunsundertheirarms,andoneofthemwasadditionallyburdenedwithawhitecoathungoverhisshoulders。A
tiredbrownspanielkeptcloseattheirheels。
Noiselesslytheynearedthehouse,andthenahoarseyoungvoicechantedoutofthedusk:\"Isaid,Bertie,whydoyoubound?\"
Framtongrabbedwildlyathisstickandhat;thehall-door,thegravel-drive,andthefrontgateweredimly-notedstagesinhisheadlongretreat。Acyclistcomingalongtheroadhadtorunintothehedgetoavoidanimminentcollision。
\"Hereweare,mydear,\"saidthebearerofthewhitemackintosh,cominginthroughthewindow;\"fairlymuddy,butmostofit\'sdry。Whowasthatwhoboltedoutaswecameup?\"
\"Amostextraordinaryman,aMr。Nuttel,\"saidMrs。
Sappleton;\"couldonlytalkabouthisillnesses,anddashedoffwithoutawordofgood-byeorapologywhenyouarrived。Onewouldthinkhehadseenaghost。\"
\"Iexpectitwasthespaniel,\"saidtheniececalmly;\"hetoldmehehadahorrorofdogs。HewasoncehuntedintoacemeterysomewhereonthebanksoftheGangesbyapackofpariahdogs,andhadtospendthenightinanewlyduggravewiththecreaturessnarlingandgrinningandfoamingjustabovehim。Enoughtomakeanyonetheirnerve。\"
Romanceatshortnoticewasherspeciality。
THETREASURESHIP
THEgreatgalleonlayinsemi-retirementunderthesandandweedandwaterofthenorthernbaywherethefortuneofwarandweatherhadlongagoensconcedit。
Threeandaquartercenturieshadpassedsincethedaywhenithadtakenthehighseasasanimportantunitofafightingsquadron-preciselywhichsquadronthelearnedwerenotagreed。Thegalleonhadbroughtnothingintotheworld,butithad,accordingtotraditionandreport,takenmuchoutofit。Buthowmuch?Thereagainthelearnedwereindisagreement。Somewereasgenerousintheirestimateasanincome-taxassessor,othersappliedaspeciesofhighercriticismtothesubmergedtreasurechests,anddebasedtheircontentstothecurrencyofgoblingold。OftheformerschoolwasLulu,DuchessofDulverton。
TheDuchesswasnotonlyabelieverintheexistenceofasunkentreasureofalluringproportions;shealsobelievedthatsheknewofamethodbywhichthesaidtreasuremightbepreciselylocatedandcheaplydisembedded。Anauntonhermother\'ssideofthefamilyhadbeenMaidofHonourattheCourtofMonaco,andhadtakenarespectfulinterestinthedeep-searesearchesinwhichtheThroneofthatcountry,impatientperhapsofitsterrestrialrestrictions,waswonttoimmerseitself。
ItwasthroughtheinstrumentalityofthisrelativethattheDuchesslearnedofaninvention,perfectedandverynearlypatentedbyaMonegaskansavant,bymeansofwhichthehome-lifeoftheMediterraneansardinemightbestudiedatadepthofmanyfathomsinacoldwhitelightofmorethanball-roombrilliancy。Implicatedinthisinvention(and,intheDuchess\'seyes,themostattractivepartofit)wasanelectricsuctiondredge,speciallydesignedfordraggingtothesurfacesuchobjectsofinterestandvalueasmightbefoundinthemoreaccessiblelevelsoftheocean-bed。Therightsoftheinventionweretobeacquiredforamatterofeighteenhundredfrancs,andtheapparatusforafewthousandmore。TheDuchessofDulvertonwasrich,astheworldcountedwealth;shenursedthehope,ofbeingonedayrichatherowncomputation。Companieshadbeenformedandeffortshadbeenmadeagainandagainduringthecourseofthreecenturiestoprobefortheallegedtreasuresoftheinterestinggalleon;withtheaidofthisinventionsheconsideredthatshemightgotoworkonthewreckprivatelyandindependently。Afterall,oneofherancestorsonhermother\'ssidewasdescendedfromMedinaSidonia,soshewasofopinionthatshehadasmuchrighttothetreasureasanyone。Sheacquiredtheinventionandboughttheapparatus。
Amongotherfamilytiesandencumbrances,Lulupossessedanephew,VascoHoniton,ayounggentlemanwhowasblessedwithasmallincomeandalargecircleofrelatives,andlivedimpartiallyandprecariouslyonboth。ThenameVascohadbeengivenhimpossiblyinthehopethathemightliveuptoitsadventuroustradition,buthelimitedhimselfstrictlytothehomeindustryofadventurer,preferringtoexploittheassuredratherthantoexploretheunknown。Lulu\'sintercoursewithhimhadbeenrestrictedofrecentyearstothenegativeprocessesofbeingoutoftownwhenhecalledonher,andshortofmoneywhenhewrotetoher。Now,however,shebethoughtherselfofhiseminentsuitabilityforthedirectionofatreasure-seekingexperiment;ifanyonecouldextractgoldfromanunpromisingsituationitwouldcertainlybeVasco-ofcourse,underthenecessarysafeguardsinthewayofsupervision。WheremoneywasinquestionVasco\'sconsciencewasliabletofitsofobstinatesilence。
SomewhereonthewestcoastofIrelandtheDulvertonpropertyincludedafewacresofshingle,rock,andheather,toobarrentosupportevenanagrarianoutrage,butembracingasmallandfairlydeepbaywherethelobsteryieldwasgoodinmostseasons。Therewasableaklittlehouseontheproperty,andforthosewholikedlobstersandsolitude,andwereabletoacceptanIrishcook\'sideasastowhatmightbeperpetratedinthenameofmayonnaise,Innisglutherwasatolerableexileduringthesummermonths。Luluseldomwentthereherself,butshelentthehouselavishlytofriendsandrelations。SheputitnowatVasco\'sdisposal。
\"Itwillbetheveryplacetopractiseandexperimentwiththesalvageapparatus,\"shesaid;\"thebayisquitedeepinplaces,andyouwillbeabletotesteverythingthoroughlybeforestartingonthetreasurehunt。\"
InlessthanthreeweeksVascoturnedupintowntoreportprogress。
\"Theapparatusworksbeautifully,\"heinformedhisaunt;\"thedeeperonegottheclearereverythinggrew。
Wefoundsomethinginthewayofasunkenwrecktooperateon,too!\"
\"AwreckinInnisglutherBay!\"exclaimedLulu。
\"Asubmergedmotor-boat,theSUB-ROSA,\"saidVasco。
\"No!really?\"saidLulu;\"poorBillyYuttley\'sboat。
Irememberitwentdownsomewhereoffthatcoastsomethreeyearsago。HisbodywaswashedashoreatthePoint。Peoplesaidatthetimethattheboatwascapsizedintentionally-acaseofsuicide,youknow。
Peoplealwayssaythatsortofthingwhenanythingtragichappens。\"
\"Inthiscasetheywereright,\"saidVasco。
\"Whatdoyoumean?\"askedtheDuchesshurriedly。
\"Whatmakesyouthinkso?\"
\"Iknow,\"saidVascosimply。
\"Know?Howcanyouknow?Howcananyoneknow?Thethinghappenedthreeyearsago。\"
\"InalockeroftheSUB-ROSAIfoundawater-tightstrong-box。Itcontainedpapers。\"Vascopausedwithdramaticeffectandsearchedforamomentintheinnerbreast-pocketofhiscoat。Hedrewoutafoldedslipofpaper。TheDuchesssnatchedatitinalmostindecenthasteandmovedappreciablynearerthefireplace。
\"WasthisintheSUB-ROSA\'Sstrong-box?\"sheasked。
\"Ohno,\"saidVascocarelessly,\"thatisalistofthewell-knownpeoplewhowouldbeinvolvedinaverydisagreeablescandaliftheSUB-ROSA\'Spapersweremadepublic。I\'veputyouattheheadofit,otherwiseitfollowsalphabeticalorder。\"
TheDuchessgazedhelplesslyatthestringofnames,whichseemedforthemomenttoincludenearlyeveryonesheknew。Asamatteroffact,herownnameattheheadofthelistexercisedanalmostparalysingeffectonherthinkingfaculties。
\"Ofcourseyouhavedestroyedthepapers?\"sheasked,whenshehadsomewhatrecoveredherself。Shewasconsciousthatshemadetheremarkwithanentirelackofconviction。
Vascoshookhishead。
\"Butyoushouldhave,\"saidLuluangrily;\"if,asyousay,theyarehighlycompromising-\"
\"Oh,theyare,Iassureyouofthat,\"interposedtheyoungman。
\"Thenyoushouldputthemoutofharm\'swayatonce。
Supposinganythingshouldleakout,thinkofallthesepoor,unfortunatepeoplewhowouldbeinvolvedinthedisclosures,\"andLulutappedthelistwithanagitatedgesture。
\"Unfortunate,perhaps,butnotpoor,\"correctedVasco;\"ifyoureadthelistcarefullyyou\'llnoticethatIhaven\'ttroubledtoincludeanyonewhosefinancialstandingisn\'tabovequestion。\"
Luluglaredathernephewforsomemomentsinsilence。Thensheaskedhoarsely:\"Whatareyougoingtodo?\"
\"Nothing-fortheremainderofmylife,\"heansweredmeaningly。\"Alittlehunting,perhaps,\"hecontinued,\"andIshallhaveavillaatFlorence。TheVillaSub-Rosawouldsoundratherquaintandpicturesque,don\'tyouthink,andquitealotofpeoplewouldbeabletoattachameaningtothename。AndIsupposeImusthaveahobby;IshallprobablycollectRaeburns。\"
Lulu\'srelative,wholivedattheCourtofMonaco,gotquiteasnappishanswerwhenshewroterecommendingsomefurtherinventionintherealmofmarineresearch。
THECOBWEB
THEfarmhousekitchenprobablystoodwhereitdidasamatterofaccidentorhaphazardchoice;yetitssituationmighthavebeenplannedbyamaster-strategistinfarmhousearchitecture。Dairyandpoultry-yard,andherbgarden,andallthebusyplacesofthefarmseemedtoleadbyeasyaccessintoitswideflaggedhaven,wheretherewasroomforeverythingandwheremuddybootslefttracesthatwereeasilysweptaway。Andyet,forallthatitstoodsowellinthecentreofhumanbustle,itslong,latticedwindow,withthewidewindow-seat,builtintoanembrasurebeyondthehugefireplace,lookedoutonawildspreadingviewofhillandheatherandwoodedcombe。Thewindownookmadealmostalittleroominitself,quitethepleasantestroominthefarmasfarassituationandcapabilitieswent。YoungMrs。Ladbruk,whosehusbandhadjustcomeintothefarmbywayofinheritance,castcovetouseyesonthissnugcorner,andherfingersitchedtomakeitbrightandcosywithchintzcurtainsandbowlsofflowers,andashelfortwoofoldchina。Themustyfarmparlour,lookingoutontoaprim,cheerlessgardenimprisonedwithinhigh,blankwalls,wasnotaroomthatlentitselfreadilyeithertocomfortordecoration。
\"WhenwearemoresettledIshallworkwondersinthewayofmakingthekitchenhabitable,\"saidtheyoungwomantoheroccasionalvisitors。Therewasanunspokenwishinthosewords,awishwhichwasunconfessedaswellasunspoken。EmmaLadbrukwasthemistressofthefarm;
jointlywithherhusbandshemighthavehersay,andtoacertainextentherway,inorderingitsaffairs。Butshewasnotmistressofthekitchen。
Ononeoftheshelvesofanolddresser,incompanywithchippedsauce-boats,pewterjugs,cheese-graters,andpaidbills,restedawornandraggedBible,onwhosefrontpagewastherecord,infadedink,ofabaptismdatedninety-fouryearsago。\"MarthaCrale\"wasthenamewrittenonthatyellowpage。Theyellow,wrinkledolddamewhohobbledandmutteredaboutthekitchen,lookinglikeadeadautumnleafwhichthewinterwindsstillpushedhitherandthither,hadoncebeenMarthaCrale;
forseventyoddyearsshehadbeenMarthaMountjoy。Forlongerthananyonecouldremembershehadpatteredtoandfrobetweenovenandwash-houseanddairy,andouttochicken-runandgarden,grumblingandmutteringandscolding,butworkingunceasingly。EmmaLadbruk,ofwhosecomingshetookaslittlenoticeasshewouldofabeewanderinginatawindowonasummer\'sday,usedatfirsttowatchherwithakindoffrightenedcuriosity。
Shewassooldandsomuchapartoftheplace,itwasdifficulttothinkofherexactlyasalivingthing。OldShep,thewhite-nozzled,stiff-limbedcollie,waitingforhistimetodie,seemedalmostmorehumanthanthewithered,dried-upoldwoman。Hehadbeenariotous,roysteringpuppy,madwiththejoyoflife,whenshewasalreadyatottering,hobblingdame;nowhewasjustablind,breathingcarcase,nothingmore,andshestillworkedwithfrailenergy,stillsweptandbakedandwashed,fetchedandcarried。Ifthereweresomethinginthesewiseolddogsthatdidnotperishutterlywithdeath,Emmausedtothinktoherself,whatgenerationsofghost-dogstheremustbeoutonthosehills,thatMarthahadrearedandfedandtendedandspokenalastgoodbyewordtointhatoldkitchen。Andwhatmemoriesshemusthaveofhumangenerationsthathadpassedawayinhertime。Itwasdifficultforanyone,letaloneastrangerlikeEmma,togethertotalkofthedaysthathadbeen;
hershrill,quaveringspeechwasofdoorsthathadbeenleftunfastened,pailsthathadgotmislaid,calveswhosefeeding-timewasoverdue,andthevariouslittlefaultsandlapsesthatchequerafarmhouseroutine。Nowandagain,whenelectiontimecameround,shewouldunstoreherrecollectionsoftheoldnamesroundwhichthefighthadwagedinthedaysgoneby。TherehadbeenaPalmerston,thathadbeenanamedownTivertonway;
Tivertonwasnotafarjourneyasthecrowflies,buttoMarthaitwasalmostaforeigncountry。LatertherehadbeenNorthcotesandAclands,andmanyothernewernamesthatshehadforgotten;thenameschanged,butitwasalwaysLibrulsandToories,YellowsandBlues。Andtheyalwaysquarrelledandshoutedastowhowasrightandwhowaswrong。Theonetheyquarrelledaboutmostwasafineoldgentlemanwithanangryface-shehadseenhispictureonthewalls。Shehadseenitonthefloortoo,witharottenapplesquashedoverit,forthefarmhadchangeditspoliticsfromtimetotime。Marthahadneverbeenononesideortheother;noneof\"they\"hadeverdonethefarmastrokeofgood。Suchwashersweepingverdict,givenwithallapeasant\'sdistrustoftheoutsideworld。
Whenthehalf-frightenedcuriosityhadsomewhatfadedaway,EmmaLadbrukwasuncomfortablyconsciousofanotherfeelingtowardstheoldwoman。Shewasaquaintoldtradition,lingeringabouttheplace,shewaspartandparcelofthefarmitself,shewassomethingatoncepatheticandpicturesque-butshewasdreadfullyintheway。Emmahadcometothefarmfullofplansforlittlereformsandimprovements,inparttheresultoftraininginthenewestwaysandmethods,inparttheoutcomeofherownideasandfancies。Reformsinthekitchenregion,ifthosedeafoldearscouldhavebeeninducedtogivethemevenahearing,wouldhavemetwithshortshriftandscornfulrejection,andthekitchenregionspreadoverthezoneofdairyandmarketbusinessandhalftheworkofthehousehold。Emma,withthelatestscienceofdead-poultrydressingatherfinger-tips,satby,anunheededwatcher,whileoldMarthatrussedthechickensforthemarket-stallasshehadtrussedthemfornearlyfour-scoreyears-alllegandnobreast。Andthehundredhintsanenteffectivecleaningandlabour-
lighteningandthethingsthatmakeforwholesomenesswhichtheyoungwomanwasreadytoimpartortoputintoactiondroppedawayintonothingnessbeforethatwan,muttering,unheedingpresence。Aboveall,thecovetedwindowcorner,thatwastobeadainty,cheerfuloasisinthegauntoldkitchen,stoodnowchokedandlumberedwithalitterofoddsandendsthatEmma,forallhernominalauthority,wouldnothavedaredorcaredtodisplace;
overthemseemedtobespuntheprotectionofsomethingthatwaslikeahumancobweb。DecidedlyMarthawasintheway。Itwouldhavebeenanunworthymeannesstohavewishedtoseethespanofthatbraveoldlifeshortenedbyafewpaltrymonths,butasthedaysspedbyEmmawasconsciousthatthewishwasthere,disownedthoughitmightbe,lurkingatthebackofhermind。
Shefeltthemeannessofthewishcomeoverherwithaqualmofself-reproachonedaywhenshecameintothekitchenandfoundanunaccustomedstateofthingsinthatusuallybusyquarter。OldMarthawasnotworking。A
basketofcornwasonthefloorbyherside,andoutintheyardthepoultrywerebeginningtoclamouraprotestofoverduefeeding-time。ButMarthasathuddledinashrunkenbunchonthewindowseat,lookingoutwithherdimoldeyesasthoughshesawsomethingstrangerthantheautumnlandscape。
\"Isanythingthematter,Martha?\"askedtheyoungwoman。
\"\'Tisdeath,\'tisdeatha-coming,\"answeredthequaveringvoice;\"Iknew\'twerecoming。Iknewit。
\'Tweren\'tfornothingthatoldShep\'sbeenhowlingallmorning。An\'lastnightIheardthescreech-owlgivethedeath-cry,andthereweresomethingwhiteasrunacrosstheyardyesterday;\'tweren\'tacatnorastoat,\'tweresomething。Thefowlsknew\'tweresomething;theyalldrewofftooneside。Ay,there\'sbeenwarnings。Iknewitwerea-coming。\"
Theyoungwoman\'seyescloudedwithpity。Theoldthingsittingtheresowhiteandshrunkenhadoncebeenamerry,noisychild,playingaboutinlanesandhay-loftsandfarmhousegarrets;thathadbeeneightyoddyearsago,andnowshewasjustafrailoldbodycoweringundertheapproachingchillofthedeaththatwascomingatlasttotakeher。Itwasnotprobablethatmuchcouldbedoneforher,butEmmahastenedawaytogetassistanceandcounsel。Herhusband,sheknew,wasdownatatree-
fellingsomelittledistanceoff,butshemightfindsomeotherintelligentsoulwhoknewtheoldwomanbetterthanshedid。Thefarm,shesoonfoundout,hadthatfacultycommontofarmyardsofswallowingupandlosingitshumanpopulation。Thepoultryfollowedherininterestedfashion,andswinegruntedinterrogationsatherfrombehindthebarsoftheirstyes,butbarnyardandrickyard,orchardandstablesanddairy,gavenorewardtohersearch。Then,assheretracedherstepstowardsthekitchen,shecamesuddenlyonhercousin,youngMr。
Jim,aseveryonecalledhim,whodividedhistimebetweenamateurhorse-dealing,rabbit-shooting,andflirtingwiththefarmmaids。