\"Thereisnolackofthem,Iassureyou,\"——Ireplied。
\"Really!Adela,Mr。HowardtellsmetheyhavealbumsinAmerica!\"
repeatedtheyoungladytoacharmingsister,nearher;whileonmyleftIhadthesatisfactionofhearingsomegratifyingremarksfromMr。T—————,astothestateofcivilizationinmynativecountry,asshownbysuchafact。
\"Andwhatareyouralbumslike?\"againinquiredmylovelyneighbor。
\"NotlikeLadyHolberton’s,perhaps——butprettywellforayoungnation。\"
\"Ohdear——notlikeLadyHolberton’sofcourse——hersisquiteunique——
sofullofniceoddthings。ButareyouralbumsinAmericaatalllikeours?\"
\"Whyyes!wegetmostofthemfromParisandLondon。\"
\"Ohdear!howstrange——butdon’tyoulongtoseethisnewtreasureofLadyHolberton’s——thatdearniceletterofOtway’s,writtenwhilehewasstarving?\"inquiredthecharmingEmily,helpingherselftoabitofpatedePerigord。
{patedePerigord=anexpensiveFrenchdelicacy:gooseliverpatewithtruffles。}
\"Yes,Iamexceedinglycurioustoseeit。\"
\"Youdon’tbelieveitwaswrittenbythatcoarse,vulgarButler,doyou?\"
\"No,indeed,——itisthepatheticOtway’s,beyondadoubt!\"
Myneighbor,theButlerite,gaveacontemptuousshrug,butIpaidhimnoattention,preferringtocoincidewiththesofteyesonmyright,ratherthandisputewiththelearnedspectaclestotheleft。
Afterdinnerwhenwehaddonefulljusticetothebilloffare,concludingwithpines,grapes,andNewtownpippins,wewereallgratifiedwithasightofthepoorpoet’sletter,bywayofbonnebouche。AlittlevolumewrittenbyLadyHolberton——printedbutnotpublished——relatingitspasthistoryfromthedateofitsdiscoveryinthelibraryofLordG—————,hergrandfather,tothepresentday,passedfromhandtohand,andthisreviewofitsvariousadventuresofcourseonlyaddedforcetothecongratulationsofferedupontheacquisitionofthiscelebratedautograph。
{pine=pineapple。Newtownpippin=agreen,tart,tangyAmericanapple,originallyfromLongIsland,afavoriteofGeorgeWashingtonandThomasJefferson;bonnebouche=atastymorsel(French)}
Whilethecompanyweresucceedingeachotherinofferingtheirhomagetothegreatalbum,myattentionwascalledoffbyatapontheshoulderfromafriend,whoinformedmethatMissRowley,averyclever,handsomewomanofacertainage,hadexpressedawishtomakemyacquaintance。Iwasonlytoohappytobepresented。
Afteraverygraciousreception,andaninvitationtoapartyforthefollowingevening,MissRowleyobserved:
\"YouhaveAutographs,inAmerica,Iunderstand,Mr。Howard。\"
\"Bothautographsandcollectors,\"Ireplied。
\"Really!Perhapsyouareacollectoryourself?\"continuedthelady,withanindescribableexpression,halfinterest,halfdisappointment。
\"No——merelyahumbleadmirerofthelaborsofothers。\"
\"Then,\"addedthelady,moreblandly,\"perhapsyouwillbegood—
naturedenoughtoassistme。\"
And,afterasuspiciousglancetowardthespotwhereLadyHolbertonandMr。T—————wereconversingtogether,sheadroitlyplacedherselfinapositiontogivetoourconversationtheprivacyofadiplomatictete—a—tete。
\"CouldyoupossiblyprocuremesomeAmericanautographsformycollection?IfindafewwantingundertheAmericanhead——perhapsahundredortwo。\"
Iprofessedmyselfreadytodoanythinginmypowerinsogoodacause。
\"Hereismylist;Igenerallycarryitaboutme。Youwillseethosethatarewanting,andverypossiblymaysuggestothers。\"
Andastheladyspokeshedrewfromherpocketarollofpaperaslong,andaswellcoveredwithnamesasanyminoritypetitiontoCongress。However,Ihadlivedtoomuchamongcollectorsoflatetobeeasilydismayed。ThelistwasheadedbyBlackHawk。Iexpressedmyfearsthatthegallantwarrior’signoranceoflettersmightproveanobstacletoobtaininganythingfromhispen。Ivolunteeredhowevertoprocureinstead,somethingfromaCherokeefriendofmine,theeditorofanewspaper。
{BlackHawk=BlackHawk(1767—1838),anAmericanIndian(Sac)
chieftain,defeatedbytheU。S。Armyin1832,whose\"Autobiography\"
(1833)becameanAmericanclassic。}
\"Howcharming!\"exclaimedMissRowley,claspingherhands。\"Howveryobligingofyou,Mr。Howard。Areyoufondofshooting?Mybrother’spreservesareinfineorder——orperhapsyouarepartialtoyachting——\"
Bowingmythanksfortheseamiablehints,IcarelesslyobservedthattheletteroftheCherokeeeditorwasnosacrificeatall,forthechiefandmyselfwereregularcorrespondents;Ihadadozenofhisletters,andhadjustgivenonetoMr。T—————。ThisintelligenceevidentlylessenedMissRowley’sexcessivegratitude。Shecontinuedherapplications,however,castinganeyeonherlist。
\"Perhapsyoucorrespondalsowithsomerowdies,Mr。Howard?Couldyouobligemewitharowdyletter?\"
{rowdies=inthemid—nineteenthcentury,anAmericanslangtermforbackwoodsmenorotherroughanddisorderlytypes}
Idrewupalittleatthisrequest;mycorrespondents,Iassuredthelady,weregenerallymenofrespectability,thoughoneofthemwasofasavagerace。
\"Nodoubt;butinthewayofautographs,youknow,onewouldcorrespondwith——\"
Thesentenceremainedunfinished,fortheladyadded,\"IwrotemyselftoMadameLaffarge,notlongsince。IamsorrytosayLadyHolbertonhastwoofhers;butalthoughanexcellentpersoninmostrespects,yetitcannotbedeniedthatasregardsautographs,LadyHolbertonisveryilliberal。IofferedherGrizzelBaillie,twoCardinals,WilliamPitt,andGraceDarling,foroneofherLaffarges;butshewouldnotpartwithit。Yettheexchangewasveryfair,especiallyasMadameLaffargeisstillliving。\"
{MadameLaffarge=MarieLafarge(1816—1853),Frenchwomanconvictedin1840forpoisoningherhusband;laterpardoned。GrizzelBaillie=LadyGrizelBaillie(1665—1746),Scottishpoet。WilliamPitt=eitherWilliamPitt\"theElder\"(1708—1778)orWilliamPitt\"theYounger\"(1759—1806),bothBritishPrimeMinisters。GraceDarling=
GraceDarling(1815—1842),Englishheroineandlighthousekeeper’sdaughter,famousforherrescueofcastawaysin1838。}
Ibowedanassenttotheremark。
\"AndthensheherselfactuallyoncemadeproposalsforSchinderhannes,toafriendofmine,offeringHoward,thephilanthropist,Talma,WilliamPenn,andFenelonforhim——allcommonplaceenough,youknow——andSchinderhannesquiteunique。
Myfriendwasindignant!\"
{Schinderhannes=Germanbanditchief,executedin1803。Howard=
JohnHoward(1726—1790),Englishphilanthropistandprisonreformer。
Talma=FrancoisTalma(1763—1826),popularFrenchplaywright。
WilliamPenn(1644—1718),QuakerfounderofPennsylvania。Fenelon=FrancoisFenelon(1651—1715),FrenchArchbishopandwriter}
IventuredtoexcuseLadyHolbertonbysuggestingthatprobablyatthetimeherstockofnotabilitieswaslow。
MissRowleyshookherhead,andcurledherlip,asifshefanciedtheladyhadonlybeenseekingtodriveahardbargain。
\"Ononepoint,however,Ihavecarriedtheday,Mr。Howard。LadyHolbertonisnotalittleproudofherVidocq;butIhaveobtainedonefarsuperiortohers,oneaddressedtomyselfsopiquantandgallanttoo。Icalledonthedearoldburglaronpurposetocoaxhimintowritingmeanote。\"
{Vidocq=FrancoisVidocq(1775—1857),Frenchpolicedetectivewhoturnedrobber,andwasexposedin1832。}
Iwondered,inpetto,whetherIshouldmeetanyillustriousconvictsatMissRowley’spartythenextevening;butrememberingtohaveheardhercalledanexclusive,itdidnotseemveryprobable。
{inpetto=silently,tooneself(Latin)}
Afterrunninghereyeoverthelistagain,MissRowleymadeanotherinquiry。
\"Mr。Howard,couldyougetmesomethingfromanAmericanColonel?\"
Iassuredtheladywehadcolonelsofallsorts,andbeggedtoknowwhatparticularvarietyshehadplacedonhercatalogue——wasitanofficeroftheregularservice,oroneofnoserviceatall?
\"Oh,thelast,certainly——officerswhohaveseenservicearesocommonplace!\"
MyownpenwasimmediatelyplacedatMissRowley’sdisposal,asmyswordwouldhavebeen,hadIownedone。AsIhadbeencalledcolonelahundredtimeswithouthavingcommandedaregimentonce,myownnamewasasgoodasanyotheronthepresentoccasion。
\"Youareveryobliging。Sinceyouaresogood,mayIalsotroubleyoutoprocuremealinefromaveryremarkablepersonageofyourcountry——averydistinguishedman——hehasbeenPresident,orSpeakeroftheSenate,orsomethingofthatsort。\"
TowhichofourheadmendidMissRowleyallude?
\"HeiscalledUncleSam,Ibelieve。\"
{UncleSam=\"UncleSam\"becameapopularpersonificationoftheUnitedStatesduringtheWarof1812,replacingBrotherJonathan,andwasoftenusedincontradistinctiontotheBritish\"JohnBull\"}
Thiswasnotsoeasyatask,forthoughwehavethousandsofcolonels,thereisbutoneUncleSamintheworld。Onhearingthatsuchwasthecase,MissRowley’sanxietyonthesubjectincreasedimmeasurably;butIassuredhertheoldgentlemanonlyputhisnametotreaties,andtariffs;andalthoughhissonswerewonderfullygallant,yethehimselfhadnevercondescendedtonoticeanywomanbutaqueenregnant:andIfurtherendeavoredtogivesomeideaofhisidentity。MissRowleystoppedmeshort,however。
\"Onlyprocuremeonelinefromhim,Mr。Howard,andIshallbeindebtedtoyouforlife。ItwillbetimeenoughtofindoutallabouthimwhenIoncehavehisname——thatistheessentialthing。\"
Ishrunkfromcommittingmyself,however;declaringthatIwouldassoonengagetoprocureabillet—douxfromPresterJohn。
{PresterJohn=MythicalrulerbelievedintheMiddleAgestoheadapowerfulChristianKingdomsomewhereinAsia;lateridentifiedwiththeChristianKingsofEthiopiainAfrica}
\"PresterJohn!Thatwould,indeed,bequiteinvaluable!\"
ThisAsiaticdiversionwasahappyone,andcameveryapropos,foritcarriedMissRowleyintoChina;sheinquiredifIhadanyChineseconnections。
\"Thoughaltogether,IamprettywellsatisfiedwithmyChinesenegotiations;assoonastheCelestialEmpirewasopenedtothecivilizedworld,Iengagedanagenttheretocollectforme。But,couldyouputmeonthetrackofaConfucius?\"
{openedtothecivilizedworld=followingtheso—calledOpiumWar,Britainhadin1842forcedChinatoopentradewithher}
Iwasobligedtoadmitmyinabilitytodoso;andatthesamemomentthecollectinginstinctsofLadyHolbertonandMr。T—————,drewtheirattentiontothecornerwhereMissRowleyandmyselfwereconversing;astheymovedtowardus,MissRowleypocketedherlist,throwingherselfuponmyhonornottobetraythedeficienciesinherroled’equipage,orthecollectingnegociationsjustopenedbetweenus。LadyHolberton,assheadvanced,invitedMissRowley,withanill—concealedairoftriumph,tofeasthereyesoncemoreontheLumleyautograph,andnotlongafterthepartybrokeup。
{roled’equipage=musterroll(French);here,MissRowley’slistofherautographs}
Thenextday,inpassingHolberton—House,Iobservedthechariotofafashionablephysicianbeforethedoor;andatMissRowley’spartyintheeveninglearnedfromMr。T—————thatLadyHolbertonwasquiteunwell。ThefollowingmorningIcalledtoinquire,andreceivedforanswerthat\"herladyshipwasverymuchindisposed。\"ItwasnotuntilaweeklaterthatIsawLadyHolbertonherself,takingtheairinHydePark。Shelookedwretchedly——thinandpale。IinquiredfromtheEnglishfriendwithwhomIwasriding,iftherewasanyprobabilityofachangeofministry?Helookedsurprised;andthencatchingthedirectionofmyeye,heobserved,\"YouaskonLadyHolberton’saccount;butSirA—————B—————tellsmeherillnesswascausedbythelossoftheLumleyAutograph。\"
Thisunexpectedintelligenceprovedonlytootrue。Onreturningtomylodgings,IfoundanotefromLadyHolberton,requestingtoseeme,and,ofcourse,immediatelyobeyedthesummons。
\"Lost!——lost!——lost!Mr。Howard!\"saidthelady,endeavoringtoconcealheremotion,asshegavemethedetailsofheraffliction。
\"Itmusthavebeenstolen——baselystolen——ontheeveningofmyparty。Oh!whydidIsofoolishlyexhibititamongsomanypeople,andcollectorsamongthem,too!NeveragainwillIadmitmorethanonecollectoratatimeintotheroomwithmyalbum!\"sheexclaimedwithenergy。
Iwasshocked;surelyLadyHolbertondidnotconceiveitpossiblethatanyofherguestscouldbeguiltyofsuchbaseconduct?
\"Howlittleyouknowthem!Butitisthat,Mr。Howard,whichhasinterestedmeinyourfavor——youhavesomuchnaivete,andignoranceofthemoralturpitudeoftheoldworld,thatIfeelconvincedyounevercouldbeguiltyofsuchanactionyourself。\"
IassuredLadyHolbertonthatinthisrespectsheonlydidmejustice;
and,infact,atheftofthekindshealludedtoappearedtomeallbutincredible。
\"Rememberthatitwasonlytheotherdaythat—————losthisinvaluablealbum;rememberthatlastwinterMadamede—————hadallhernotesonbotanicalsubjectsstolenfromherownportfolio——andI
couldmentionadozeninstancesofthesamewickedness。\"
Thesefactswerealreadyknowntome,butIhadforgottenthem。I
remarkedwithaglowofnationalpride,thatwecertainlyweremuchmorevirtuousinthesemattersacrosstheocean;inAmericawearemuchabovepilferingautographs;whenwedosteal,itisbythevolume——weseizeallanauthor’sstockintradeatoneswoop,andwithoutcondescendingtosayeven,thankye,forit。
{author’sstockintrade=thoughostensiblyreferringtothestealingofautographs,SusanFenimoreCooperisalsoclearlyreferringtothewidespreadpiratingofBritishandotherforeignliteraryworksbyAmericanpublishers,intheabsenceofinternationalcopyrightlaws——
whichnotonlycheatedtheauthors,butmadelifedifficultforAmericanauthorsexpectingtobepaidfortheircreations}
\"SoIhavealwaysunderstood,Mr。Howard——andIfeltthatmyalbumwassafewithyou,\"observedLadyHolberton,withtearsinhereyes。
Wishingtorelievethisdistress,Iproposedadvertisingforthelosttreasure——applyingtothepolice。
LadyHolbertonsmiledthroughhertears,assheassuredmethatthepolice,oldandnew,hadbeenenlistedinherserviceanhourafterthediscoveryofherloss,whilecommunicationshadbeenopenedwiththemunicipalgovernmentsofBrussels,Paris,andVienna,onthesamesubject。
{police,oldandnew=thefirstmodernEnglishpoliceforcehadbeenestablishedin1829bySirRobertPeel——fromwhichtheBritishnicknameof\"bobby\"forpoliceman。}
\"Andhaveyounoclue,nosuspicions?——yourservants——yourmaid?\"
Theaspersiononherhouseholdwasindignantlyrepelled。
\"Youwillreadilybelieve,Mr。Howard,thatacollector,theownerofsuchanalbumasIhavethehonorofpossessing,isparticularlycarefulastowhomsheadmitsintoherfamily。Iwillvouchforallaboutme;stillIhavesuspicions——but——\"
Ibeggedhertospeak,ifshethoughtIcouldbeoftheleastassistance。
\"Yes,Iwilltrustmyson’sfriend。Mr。Howard,IheresolemnlyaccuseTheodosiaRowleyofhavingstolentheLumleyAutograph!\"
Thedignityofmanner,theconcentratedpassionofexpression,thestrengthofemphasiswithwhichLadyHolbertonspoke,wouldhavedonehonortoaSiddons。Thenaturalstartofhorrorandamazementonmypart,wasalso,nodoubt,veryexpressive——forIwasspeechlesswithsurprise。
\"Iseeyoudonotcreditthis,\"continuedthelady。
Butthought,likeaflashoflightning,hadalreadyrecalledsomecircumstancesofthelasteveningatHolberton—House。Ididcredittheaccusation,andimmediatelyinformedLadyHolbertonofwhatI
hadobserved,butforgotten,untilremindedofthefactsbyherownremarks。IhadseenMissRowley,bendinglowoverthealbumatamomentwhensomeonewastellinganexceedinglyhumorousstorywhichengrossedtheattentionoftherestofthecompany。
\"Couldshehavehadanaccomplice?\"criedthelady,withdashingeyes。
Iknewnothingonthatpoint。But,Iadded,thatsoonafterMissRowleyhadlefttheroomveryquietly;andasIfollowedhertofulfillanotherengagement,shehadstarted,turnedpale,andbetrayedmuchnervousness,scarcelyallowingmetoassisthertohercarriage,althoughweleftthehouseatthesameinstant。
LadyHolberton’ssuspicionswerenowconfirmedbeyondadoubt。
\"Andyetitseemsincrediblethatanyladyshouldbeguiltyofsuchconduct!\"Iexclaimed,almostrepentinghavingallowedthepreviousremarkstopassmylips。\"MissRowleyisundoubtedlyawomanofprinciple——orgoodmoralstanding。\"
\"Moralstanding!——principle!\"exclaimedLadyHolberton,bitterly。\"Yes,whereanautographisconcerned,TheodosiaRowleyhasalltheprincipleofaMagpie\"
{Magpie=Europeanbirdknownforstealingandhidingsmallbrightobjects。}
Whatevermighthavebeenthefact,itwasclearatleastthatLadyHolberton’sopinionwasnowunalterablymadeup。
\"Remember,sheisaButlerite!\"addedthelady,thusputtingthelasttouchtothecircumstantialevidenceagainstMissRowley。
Weekspassedby。Theadvertisementsremainedunanswered。Thepolicecouldgivenoinformation。LadyHolbertonwasindespair;thephysiciansdeclaredthatherhealthmusteventuallygivewayundertheanxietyanddisappointmentconsequentuponthismelancholyaffair。Muchsympathywasfeltfortheafflictedlady;evenMissRowleycalledoftentocondole,butshewasneveradmitted。
\"Icouldnotseethecrocodile!\"exclaimedLadyHolberton,quitethrownoffherguardoneday,bythesightofMissRowley’scardwhichshethrewintothefire。
Someconsolation,however,appearedtobederivedfromtheassiduousattentionsofMr。T—————,whopersonallyadmiredLadyHolberton;atleastheprofessedtodoso,thoughsomepersonsaccusedhimofinterestedviews,andaimingatheralbumratherthanherself。Butalthoughhisattentionswerereceived,yetnothingcouldaffordfullconsolation。Atlength,allothermeansfailing,attheendofamonth,itwasproposedthattwopersons,mutualfriendsofLadyHolbertonandMissRowley,shouldcallonthelatterlady,andappealprivatelytohersenseofhonor,torestoretheautographifitwereactuallyinherpossession。Thisplanwasfinallyagreedon;buttheverydayitwastohavebeencarriedintoexecution,MissRowleylefttownforanexcursioninFinland。
Asformyself,Iwasalsoonthewing,andleftLondonaboutthesametime。ThepartingwithLadyHolbertonwasmelancholy;shewasmuchdepressed,andthephysicianshadrecommendedthewatersofWiesbaden。Mr。T—————wasalsopreparingforanexcursiontoGermany;andhewassuspectedofvascillating{sic}inhisButleriteviews,broughtoverbyLadyHolberton’stearsandlogic。
ReturningtoLondon,somethreemonthslater,Ifoundmanyofmyformeracquaintainces{sic}wereabsent;butLadyHolberton,MissRowley,andMr。T—————wereallintownagain。ThedayafterIarrived—
—itwasTuesdaythe20thofAugust——asIwaswalkingalongPiccadilly,aboutfiveo’clockintheafternoon,myeyefellonthewindowsofMr。Thorpe’sgreatestablishment。Iwasthinkingoverhislastcatalogueofautographs,whenIhappenedtoobserveaplain,modest—lookingyounggirlcastingatimidglanceatthedoor。Therewassomethinganxiousandhesitatinginhermanner,whichattractedmyattention。Accustomed,likemostAmericans,toassistawomaninanylittledifficulty,andwithnotionsbettersuitedperhapstothemeridianofYankee—landthanthatofLondon,Iaskedifshewereinanytrouble。HowrichlywasIrewardedfortheactofgood—
nature!Sheblushedandcourtesied{sic}。
{Tuesday,20thofAugust=doesthisdatethefinalcompositionof\"TheLumleyAutograph\"orofitssetting?August20fellonaTuesdayin1844and1850}
\"Please,sir,isittruethattheypaymoneyforoldlettersatthisplace?\"
\"Theydo——haveyouanythingofthekindtodisposeof?\"
Judgeofmygratification,myamazement,whensheproducedtheLumleyAutograph!
OfcourseIinstantlytookit,atherownprice——onlyhalfaguinea——
andIfurthergaveherLadyHolberton’saddress,thatshemightclaimtheliberalrewardpromisedfarthepreciousletter。Tearscameintothepoorchild’seyeswhenshefoundwhatawaitedher,andI
mayaswellobserveatoncethatthisyounggirlprovedtobethedaughterofapoorbed—riddenartisanofClapham,whohadseenbetterdays,butwastheningreatwant。Itisanill—windthatblowsnogoodluck,andthecontestfortheLumleyAutographwasagreatadvantagetothepoorartisanandhisfamily。Thegirlhadpickedupthepaperearlyonemorning,inaroadnearClapham,asshewasgoingtoherwork;LadyHolbertongaveherahandfulofguineasasthepromisedreward——asumbythebyejustdoubleinamountwhatthepoorpoethadreceivedforhisbestpoem——andshealsocontinuedtolookafterthefamilyintheirtroubles。
Buttoreturntotheimportantdocumentitself。NevercanIforgettheexpressivegratitudethatbeamedonthefinecountenanceofLadyHolbertonwhenIrestoreditoncemoretoherpossession。Sherapidlyrecoveredherhealthandspirits,anditwasgenerallyreportedthatseizingthisfavorablemoment,Mr。T—————hadofferedhimselfandhiscollection,andthatbothhadbeengraciouslyaccepted。MissRowleycalledandasortofpaixplatreewasmadeupbetweentheladies。AcargoofAmericanautographsarrivedcontainingtheletteroftheCherokeeeditor,thesign—manualofgovernorsandcolonelswithoutnumber,andIevensucceededinobtainingepistlesfromseveralnotedrowdies,especiallytogratifytheladies。LadyHolbertonmadeherselection,andtherestweredividedbetweenMissRowleyandMr。T—————。JoyattherecoveryoftheLumleyAutographseemedtodiffuseanunusualspiritofharmonyamongcollectors;manydesirableexchangeswerebroughtaboutandthingslookedcharmingly。Alas,howlittlewerewepreparedforwhatensued!
{paixplatree=patched—uppeace(French)}
OntheoccasionofthepresenceinLondonoftwoillustriousroyaltravelers,LadyHolbertongavealargeparty。Sosaidthepapersatleast;butIknewbetter。ItwaschieflytocelebratetherecoveryoftheLumleyAutograph,anditsrestorationtohercelebratedAlbumthatthefetewasgiven。TheAlbumwasproduced,inspiteofahalf—
formedvowofLadyHolbertontothecontrary,butthenHisRoyalHighnessPrince——————————hadparticularlyrequestedtoseetheletterofthepoorpoet,havinghearditmentionedatdinner。Theeveningpassedoffbrilliantly,theirroyalhighnesses,came,saw,anddeparted。Thecrowdfollowedthemtoanotherhouse,whileafavoredfew,chieflycollectors,remainedlingeringaboutthetableonwhichlaytheAlbum。Ishouldhavesaidearlier,thatLadyHolbertonhadappointedanewofficeinherhouseholdtheverydayafterthelossoftheLumleyAutograph;thiswasnootherthanaprettylittlepage,dressedintheoldcostumeofastudentofPadua,whosesoledutyitwastowatchovertheAlbumwheneveritwasremovedfromtherichandheavycaseinwhichitusuallylayenshrined。HewastheguardoftheAlbum,andwasstrictlyenjoinednever,foroneinstant,toremovehiseyesfromthepreciousvolumefromthemomenthewasplacedonduty,untilrelieved。
Well,therewewere,somedozenofus,collectedaboutthetable;
LadyHolbertonlookingtriumphant,Mr。T—————veryproud;andtherestoodthepageoftheAlbum,dressedinhisPaduasoygown,witheyesfastenedonthebook,accordingtoorders,whilehesupporteditsgorgeouscaseinhisarms。SomeremarkwasmadeastotheextraordinarymannerinwhichthepreciousAutographhadbeenlost,andthenfoundagain。Mybloodactuallyboiled,asoneofthecompanyturnedtomeandaskedinasuspicioustone,ifIdidnotknowmoreofitshistorythanIchosetoconfess?Myindignationwasboundless;fortunatelyIcouldproducethefriendwalkingwithmeinPiccadilly,andtheartisan’sfamilyatClapham,aswitnessesinmyfavor。MissRowleywasstandingnearmeatthemoment。
{Paduasoy=astrongcordedorgros—grainsilkfabric,traditionallyassociatedwithPadua,Italy}
\"Still,Mr。Howard,\"observedthatlady;\"Ireallycannotseewhyyoushouldresenttheinsinuationsowarmly。Now,doyouknow,IamnotatallsorrytohaveitinmypowertodeclarethatIhavesomeknowledgeofthefateofthatpaperduringitseclipse。\"
Alleyeswereinstantlyfixedonthespeaker。Theladysmiledandcontinued:
\"LadyHolbertonthinkstheLumleyAutographwasstolen——I
understandsheeventhoughtitwasstolenbymyself——\"
Shehereturneddeliberatelytowardourhostess,wholookeduneasy。
\"Ifsuchwereyoursuspicions,LadyHolberton,\"continuedMissRowley,speakingwithgreatdeliberation——\"Iamhappytosaytheywerequitecorrect——youonlydidmejustice——Iamproudtodeclarethedeedwasmine——\"
Wewereallspeechlessathearingthissuddenandboldavowal。
\"ItwasI,TheodosiaRowley,whocarriedoff——thewordisoflittleconsequence——whostole,Irepeat,thatpreciouspaper。Solongasthetreasurewasmine,theconsciousnessofpossessingitwassufficientinitself——buthavingafterwardlostitfrommypocketbyunpardonablecarelessness,Ishallatleastnowgloryinthedaringdeedwhichmadeitoncemyown。\"
Conceivetheamazementwhichtheseremarks——deliveredwithcalmenthusiasm——producedamongthelisteningcircle。Weallknowthathighcrimesandmisdemeanorsenougharecommittedbymen,andwomentoo;butsomehoworotherthedelinquentsarenotoftengiventotalkingofthem;theywouldjustasliefingeneralthattheactshouldnotbeknown。TheeffectofMissRowley’swordswasdifferentondifferentindividuals。Asformyself,Iinvoluntarilyfeltforthehandkerchiefinmypocket。Thepageofthealbumdrewnearer。
LadyHolbertonlookedaghast,asthoughshehadseenacannibal。
Somebittheirlips;othersopenedtheireyes。Mr。T—————,however,whoheldthealbumatthemoment,andwasbendingoveritwhenMissRowleybeganherextraordinarydisclosure,raisedhiseyes,fixedhisglassesonthefairspeaker,andsentthroughthemsuchaglanceasnowordscanfullydescribe。Itwasaglanceofintenseadmiration。
\"Whatexaltedviews!Whatsublimesentiments!\"heexclaimedinanecstasy。
ButMr。T—————’sblazeofadmirationwasnottheonlyflameatwork,whilehewasgazingattheheroineofthemoment。Inthesuddenburstofenthusiasmrousedbythefairpurloiner,heforgotallelse;
thepreciousvolumeinhishanddrooped,touchedtheflameofawax—lightonthetable,andinanotherinstantthegreatHolbertonAlbum,thatAlbumofEuropeanreputation——wasburningbeforeoureyes——itsinvaluableleaveswerecurling,andblackening,andsmokingunderthedevouringflame!
AshriekfromLadyHolberton——anunearthlycryfromthepageoftheAlbum——bothechoedbythespectators,cametoolate。Thevolumewashalfconsumed。OftheLumleyAutographnotalineremained!
Suchwastheill—fatedendoftheletterofthepoorstarvingpoet。Itwaswrittenamidgloomanddistress;itscareerclosedinastormyhour。ThelossoftheAlbumofcoursebrokeofftheengagementbetweenLadyHolbertonandMr。T—————。Thishowevercouldscarcelyhavebeenregrettedunderthecircumstances,fortheirunion,afterthecatastrophemusthavebeenonelongseriesofmiserablereproaches。ThesuddenchangeinMr。T—————’sfeelingstowardMissRowleywasnotamomentaryone;theadmirationfirstkindledbythatlady’sbolddeclaration,grewtobethestrongestsentimentofhisheart,andonlyafewweekslaterhewasmadethehappiestofmenbyreceivingashisownthefairhandwhichaccomplishedthedeed。MissRowleyandMr。T—————wereunitedinthebandsofmatrimonyandcollectorship。LadyHolbertonwasstillinconsolablewhenIleftLondon;shewasthinkingoftravelingamongtheHottentots,orinanyotherclimewherealbumsareunknownandherlosscouldbeforgotten。ThejourneytoKaffirlandwashoweverpostponeduntilthenextchangeofministry,andIhavelearnedrecentlythattheladyhassofarrecoveredherspiritsastobethinkingofan’Omnibus。’Theverylastpacket,indeed,broughtaflatteringapplicationtomyself;LadyHolbertongraciouslydeclaringthatthenameofJonathanHowardisnotonlyvaluedbyherself,asthatofafriend,butinterestingtocollectorsgenerally,ashavingbeenonceconnectedwiththatmuchlamenteddocument,nowlosttotheworld,theletterofthepoorstarvingpoet,knownastheLumleyAutograph。
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