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  [NotlongsinceanAmericanauthorreceivedanapplicationfromaGermancorrespondentfor\"afewAutographs\"——thenumberofnamesappliedforamountingtomorethanahundred,andcoveringseveralsheetsoffoolscap。AfewyearssinceanEnglishmanofliterarynotesenthisAlbumtoadistinguishedpoetinParisforhiscontribution,whenthevolumewasactuallystolenfromaroomwhereeveryotherarticlewasleftuntouched;showingthatAutographsweremorevaluableintheeyesofthethiefthananyotherproperty。Amusedwiththerecollectionofthesefacts,andothersofthesamekind,someidlehoursweregivenbythewritertothefollowingviewofthismaniaoftheday。]

  ThemonthofNovemberoftheyearsixteenhundredand——wascheerlessanddark,asNovemberhasneverfailedtobewithinthefoggy,smokyboundsofthegreatcityofLondon。Itwasoneoftheworstdaysoftheseason;whatlighttherewasseemedanemanationfromthedullearth,theheavenswouldscarcehaveownedit,veiledastheywere,byanopaquecanopyoffogwhichweighedheavilyuponthebreathingmultitudebelow。Gloompenetratedeverywhere;nobarrierssostrong,nogoodinfluencessopotent,aswhollytowardoffthespellthrownoverthatmightytownbythespiritsofchillanddamp;theyclungtothesilkendraperiesofluxury,theywerefeltwithinthebusycircleofindustry,theycreptaboutthefamilyhearth,butabroadinthepublicways,andinthewretchedhauntsofmisery,theyheldundisputedsway。

  AmongthethrongwhichchokedthepassageofTemple—Bartowardevening,anindividual,shabbilyclad,wasdragginghisstepswearilyalong,hispallidcountenancebearinganexpressionofmiserybeyondthemorecommoncaresofhisfellow—passengers。Turningfromthegreatthoroughfarehepassedintoanarrowlane,andreachingthedoorofameandwellingheentered,ascendedadirtystairwayfourstorieshigh,andstoodinhisgarretlodging。Ifthatgarretwasbare,cold,anddark,itwasonlylikeothers,inwhichmanyamanbeforeandsincehaspinedawayyearsofneglectandpenury,attheverymomentwhenhisgeniuswascheering,enriching,enlighteninghiscountryandhisrace。Thattheindividualwhosestepswehavefollowedwasindeedamanofgenius,couldnotbedoubtedbyonewhohadmettheglanceofthatdeep,clear,piercingeye,cloudedthoughitwasatthatmomentbymiseryofbodyandmindthatamountedtotheextremeofanguish。Thegarretofthestrangercontainednofood,nofuel,nolight;itsoccupantwassufferingfromcold,hunger,andwretchedness。Throwinghimselfonabrokenchair,heclenchedhisfingersoverthemanuscript,heldwithinapaleandemaciatedhand。

  \"ShallIdieofhunger——orshallImakeonemoreeffort?\"heexclaimed,inavoiceinwhichbitternessgaveamomentarypowertodebility。

  \"Iwillwriteoncemoretomypatron——possibly——\"withoutwaitingtofinishthesentence,hegropedaboutinthedulltwilightforinkandpaper;restingthesheetonabook,hewroteinahandbarelylegible:

  \"Nov。20th16——,\"MYLORD——Ihavenolight,andcannotseetowrite——nofireandmyfingersarestiffwithcold——Ihavenottastedfoodforeightandfortyhours,andIamfaint。Threetimes,mylord,Ihavebeenatyourdoortoday,butcouldnotobtainadmittance。Thisnotemayyetreachyouintimetosaveafellow—creaturefromstarvation。Ihavenotafarthingleft,norcreditforaha’penny——smalldebtspressuponme,andthepublishersrefusedmylastpoem。UnlessrelievedwithinafewhoursImustperish。

  \"Yourlordship’smosthumble,\"Mostobedient,mostgratefulservant,—————————————————\"

  Thisletter,scarcelylegiblefromtheagitationandmiserywhichenfeebledthehandthatwroteit,wasfolded,anddirected,andagainthewriterlefthisgarretlodgingontheerrandofbeggary;hedescendedthenarrowstairway,slowlydraggedhisstepsthroughthelane,andsoughtthedwellingofhispatron。

  Whetherheobtainedadmittance,orwasagainturnedfromthedoor;

  whetherhisnecessitieswererelieved,ortheletterwasidlythrownasideunopened,wecannotsay。Oncemoremingledwiththecrowd,welosesightofhim。Itisnottheman,buttheletterwhichengagesourattentionto—day。Thereisstillmuchdoubtanduncertaintyconnectedwiththesubsequentfateofthepoorpoet,butthenotewrittenatthatpainfulmomenthashadabrilliantcareer,ahistoryeventfulthroughout。Ifthereaderispartialtodetailsofmisery,andpoverty,anyvolumeofgeneralliterarybiographywillfurnishhimwithanabundantsupply,forsuchhastoooftenprovedthelotofthosewhohavebuiltupthenobleedificeofBritishLiterature:likethebandoflaborersontheEgyptianpyramid,theirswastoooftenamessofleeks,whilemilk,andhoney,andoil,weretheportionofthoseforwhomtheytoiled,thoseinwhosehonor,andforwhoseadvantagethemonumentwasraised。Patrons,whethersingleindividualsornations,havetoooftenprovedbutindifferentfriends,carelessandforgetfulofthosewhomtheyproudlypretendtofoster。

  Butleavingthepoorpoet,withhissorrows,totheregularbiographer,wechooseratherthelightertaskofrelatingthehistoryoftheletteritself;aman’sworksareoftenpreferredbeforehimself,anditisbelievedthatinthis,thedayofautographs,nofurtherapologywillbeneededforthecoursetakenonthepresentoccasion。

  Weholdourselves,indeed,entitledtotheespecialgratitudeofcollectorsforthefollowingsketchofadocumentmaintainingsohigharankintheirestimation。

  AndjustlymighttheLumleyLetterclaimafullshareofliteraryhomage。Boastingadistinguishedsignature,itpossessedthefirstessentialofasuperiorautograph;for,althougharoseunderanyothernamemaysmellassweet,yetitisclearthatwithregardtoeverythingcomingfromthepen,whetherfolioorbilletdoux,imaginativepoem,ormatter—of—factnoteofhand,thereisavastdealinthisimportantitem,whichisoftentheverylifeandstaminaofthewholeproduction。Thenagain,thesubjectofextremewantisoneofgeneralinterest,whiletheallusiontotheunpublishedpoemmustalwaysproveanespecialattractiontothecurious。Suchweretheintrinsicmeritsofthedocument,inadditiontowhich,soberTimelenthisaidtoenhanceitsvalue,andcapriciousFortuneaddedapeculiarcharmofmystery,whichfewpapersofthekindcouldclaimtothesameextent。Theappearancealsoofthisinterestingpaperwasalwaysadmittedtobeentirelyworthyofitsfame。Thehand—

  writingfullycarriedouttheideaofextremedebilityandagitationcorrespondingwithitsnature,whilealargerandalesserblotborepainfultestimonytothatrecklessnessofproprietywhichastarvingmanmightbesupposedtofeel;onecornerhadbeenruthlesslyabstractedatthetimeitwasseenbythewriterofthisnotice,andwithitthelastfiguresofthedate;aconsiderablerentcrossedthesheetfromrighttoleft,buthappilywithoutinjuringitscontents;

  severalpunctureswerealsoobserved,oneoftheseencroachingverycriticallyuponthesignature。ButIneednotaddthatthesemarksofageandharshtreatment,likethescarsonthefaceofaveteran,farfrombeingblemishes,wereacknowledgedtobesomanyadditionalembellishments。Thecoloringofthepiecewasofthatprecioushue,verginghereandthereonthedingy,theverytintmostcharmingintheeyesofanantiquary,andwhichTimealonecanbestow。Infact,onerarelyseesarelicofthekind,moreperfectincolor,moreexpressiveinitsgeneralaspect,ormorebecomingtoanalbum,fromthefinecontrastbetweenitspoverty—strickenair,torn,worn,andsoiled,andtherich,embossed,unsulliedleafonwhichitreposed,likesomedarkRembrandtwithinitsgildedframe。Inshort,itwastheveryTorsoofautographs。Happilythepositionwhichitfinallyattainedwasoneworthyofitsmerits,andwecouldnothavewisheditamoreelegantshrinethanthepreciouspagesoftheHolbertonAlbum,avolumeencasedinvelvet,securedwithjeweledclasps,reposingonatastefuletagere。

  {etagere=smalltableorshelffordisplayingcurios(French)}

  ButIproceedwithoutfurtherdelaytorelatesomeofthemoreimportantstepsintheprogressofthisinterestingpaper,fromthegarretofthestarvingpoettothedrawing—roomsofHolbertonHouse,merelyobservingbywayofprefacethatthefollowingnoticemaybereliedonsofarasitgoes,thewriter——ColonelJonathanHowardofTrenton,NewJersey,——havinghadaccesstotheverybestauthorities,andhavingalsohadthehonorofbeingenlistedintheserviceoftheLumleyAutographuponanoccasionofsomeimportance,aswillbeshownbythenarrative。

  Itwasjustonehundredyearssince,in1745,thatthiscelebratedletterwasfirstbroughttolight,fromtheobscurityinwhichithadalreadylainsomehalfacentury,andwhichnosubsequentresearchhasbeenablefullytoclearaway。InthemonthofAugustofthatyear,theRev。JohnLumley,tutortoLordG—————,hadthehonorofdiscoveringthiscuriousrelicunderthefollowingcircumstances。

  Mr。Lumleywasonedayperchedonthetopmoststepofalibraryladder,lookingoverablacklettervolumeofHollinshed,fromthewellfilledshelvesofhispupil。Suddenlyhepaused,andhisantiquarianinstinctswerearousedbythesightofasheetofpaper,yellowandtimeworn。Heseizeditwiththeeagernessofabook—

  worm,andinsodoingdroppedthevolumeofHollinshedalarminglynearthewig—coveredheadofhisyouthfulpupil,whowithclosedeyes,andopenmouth,layrecliningonasofabelow。Thebook,grazingthecurlsoftheyounglord’swig,hesprangupfromhisnap,aliveandsound,thoughsomewhatstartled。

  {Hollinshed=RaphaelHolinshed(d。1580),famouswriterofBritishhistoricalchronicles,usedbyShakespeareassourceforsomeofhisplays}

  \"HangitLumley,whatarumpusyoukeepupamongthebooks!Youwellnighdrovethatoldvolumeintomyheadbyaprocessmoresummarythanusual。\"

  Thelearnedtutormadeathousandapologies,ashedescendedtheladder,butontouchingthefloorhisdelightburstforth。

  \"Itwasthispaper,mylord,whichmademesoawkward——Ihavelightedonadocumentofthegreatestinterest!\"

  \"Whatisit?\"askedthepupillookingaskanceatletter,andtutor。

  \"Anoriginalletterwhichcomestohand,justintimeformylivesofthetragedians——thevolumetobededicatedtoyourlordship——itisaletterofpoorOtway。\"

  {Otway=ThomasOtway(1652—1685),Englishplaywrightwhowroteanumberofimportanttragediesinverse,butwhodieddestituteattheageof33。TheCooperswerefamiliarwithhiswork;JamesFenimoreCooperusedquotationsfromOtway’s\"TheOrphan\"forthreechapterheadingepigraphsinhis1850novel,\"TheWaysoftheHour\"}

  \"Otway?——What,thefellowyouwereboringmeaboutlastnight?\"

  \"Thesamemylord——thepoetOtway——youmayrememberwesawhisVenicePreservedlastweek。Itisahighlyinterestingletter,writteningreatdistress,andconfirmsthestoryofhisstarvation。Youseethesignature。\"

  {VenicePreserved=awell—knownplaybyOtway,writtenin1682}

  \"Thatname,Otway?——Well,tomyminditisasmuchlikeGenghisKhan。\"

  \"Oh,mylord!——ThomasOtwayclearly——signaturesarealwaysmoreorlessconfused。

  \"Well,haveityourownway。——ItmaybeTom,Dick,orHarryforallI

  care,\"saidtheyouth,stretchinghimselfpreparatorytoavisittohiskennels;andsuchwashisindifferencetothisliterarytreasurethathereadilygaveittohistutor。Inthosedays,fewlordswereliterary。

  Mr。Lumley’sdelightatthisdiscovery,wasverymuchincreasedbythefactthathewasatthatmomentanxioustobringoutaneditionoftheEnglishTragediansoftheseventeenthcentury。Thelivesofseveraloftheseauthorshadbeenalreadywrittenbyhim,andhewasatthatmomentengagedonthatofOtway。Anotedpublisherhadtakenthematterintoconsideration,andiftheundertakinggavepromiseofbeingbothpalatabletothepublic,andprofitabletohimself,aprospectuswastobeissued。Nowherewasalittletit—bitwhichthepublicwoulddoubtlessrelish;foritwasbeginningtofeelsomeinterestinOtway’sstarvation,thepoethavingbeendeadhalfacentury。Itistruethatthesignatureofthepoorstarvingauthor,whoeverhemayhavebeen,wassoillegiblethatitrequiredsomeimaginationtoseeinit,thenameofOtway,butMr。Lumleyhadenoughofthetrueantiquarianspirit,tosettlethepointtohisownentiresatisfaction。ThenotewasaccordinglyintroducedintothelifeofOtway,withwhichthelearnedtutorwasthenengaged。Theworkitself,however,wasnotdestinedtoseethelight;itspublicationwasdelayed,whileMr。Lumleyaccompaniedhispupilontheusualcontinentaltour,andfromthisjourneythelearnedgentlemanneverreturned,dyingatRome,ofacoldcaughtinthelibraryoftheVatican。Byhiswill,theMS。lifeofOtwaywithallhispapers,passedintothehandsofhisbrother,anofficerinthearmy。Unfortunately,however,CaptainLumley,whowasbynomeansaliterarycharacter,provedextremelyindifferenttothisportionofhisbrother’sinheritance,whichhetreatedwithcontemptuousneglect。

  Afterthisfirststageontheroadtofame,twentymoreyearspassedawayandtheletterofthestarvingpoetwasagainforgotten。AtlengththepapersoftheRev。Mr。Lumley,fellintothehandsofanephew,whoinheritedhisuncle’santiquariantastes,andclericalprofession。InlookingovertheMSS。,hecametothelifeofOtway,andwasstruckwiththelettergiventhere,neverhavingmetwithitinprint;therewasalsoanoteappendedtoitwithanaccountofthemannerinwhichithadbeendiscoveredbytheeditor,inthelibraryofLordG—————,andaffirmingthatitwasstillinhisownpossession。

  TheyoungerLumleyimmediatelysettoworktodiscovertheoriginalletter,buthissearchwasfruitless;itwasnottobefoundeitheramongthepapersofhisuncle,orthoseofhisfather。Itwasgone。

  HewashimselfatutoratCambridgeatthetime,andreturningtotheuniversity,hecarriedwithhimhisuncle’slifeofOtway,inMS。

  Somelittlecuriositywasatfirstexcitedamonghisimmediatecompanionsbythesefacts,butitsoonsettleddownintoanopinionunfavorabletotheveracityofthelateMr。Lumley。——Thisnettledthenephew;andasLordG—————,wasstillliving,agoutybloatedroue,heatlengthwrotetoinquireifhislordshipknewanythingofthematter。Hislordshipwastoobusy,ortooidle,toanswertheinquiry。

  Sometimelater,however,theyoungerLumley,thenachaplaininthefamilyofarelativeofLordG—————’s,accidentallymethisuncle’sformerpupil,andbeingofaperseveringdisposition,heventuredtomakeapersonalapplicationonthesubject。

  \"Nowyourecallthemattertome,Mr。Lumley,Idorecollectsomethingofthekind。Irememberoneday,givingmytutorsomemustyoldletterhefoundinthelibraryatG—————;andbythebyehecamenearcrackingmyskullonthesameoccasion!\"

  Mr。Lumleywasnotalittlepleasedbythisconfirmationofthestory,thoughhefoundthatLordG—————hadnotevenreadtheletter,nordidheknowanythingofitssubsequentfate;heonlyrememberedlookingatthesignature。Notlongafterthemeetingatwhichthisexplanationhadtakenplace,Mr。Lumleyreceivedavisitfromastranger,requestingtoseetheMS。LifeofOtwayinhispossession。

  Itwashandedtohim;heexaminedit,andwasveryparticularinhisinquiriesonthesubject,givingthechaplaintounderstandthathewastheagentofathirdpersonwhowishedtopurchaseeithertheoriginalletterifpossible,orifthatcouldnotbefound,theMS。

  containingthecopy。Mr。Lumleyalwaysbelievedthattheemployerofthisapplicantwasnootherthanthatarch—gatherer,HoraceWalpole,whogavesuchanimpulsetothecollectingmania;hedeclinedsellingthework,however,forhehadthoughtsofprintingithimself。

  Theapplicationwasmentionedbyhim,and,ofcourse,themanuscriptgainednotoriety,whiletheoriginalletterbecameagreaterdesideratumthanever。ThelibraryatG—————wassearchedmostcarefullybyacoupleofbrotherbook—worms,whocreptoveritfromcornicetocarpeting;buttonopurpose。

  {HoraceWalpole=HoraceWalpole(1717—1797),aprolificwriter,connoisseur,andcollector,bestknownforhisextensivecorrespondence;heestablishedatasteforliterarycollectingbywould—beculturedgentlemeninEngland}

  Sometenyearslaterstill——aboutthetime,bythebye,whenChatterton’scareercametosuchamiserablecloseinLondon,andwhenGilbertwasdyinginahospitalatParis——ithappenedthataworthyphysician,wellknowninthetownofSouthamptonforhisbenevolenceandeccentricity,wasonaprofessionalvisittothechildofapoorjourneymantrunk—maker,inthesameplace。Asupplyofoldpaperhadjustbeenbroughtinforthepurposeofliningtrunks,accordingtothepracticeoftheday。Aworkmanwasbusysortingthese,rejectingsomeasrefuse,andpreservingothers,whenthedoctorstoppedtoansweraninquiryaboutthesickchild。

  {Chatterton=ThomasChatterton(1752—1770),Britishpoet,whocreatedanimaginaryThomasRowley,asupposedmedievalmonk,towhomheascribedsomeofhispoems。Chattertoncommittedsuicideattheageof18whenapoemofhis,allegedlybyRowley,wasrejected;hewasburiedinapauper’sgrave。SusanFenimoreCoopernodoubthasthisinmindinnamingacharacterinthisstoryTheodosiaRowley。

  {Gilbert=NicolasGilbert(1751—1780),Frenchpoet,whodiedinParisattheageof29。TheFrenchwriterCountAlfreddeVigny(1797—1863),inhisbookofessays\"Stello\"(1832),popularizedalegendthatGilberthaddiedinsaneandinabjectpovertyatthecharityhospitaloftheHotelDieuinParis,andcomparedhismiserableendwiththatofChatteron;itseemslikelythatVigny,whosebookappearedwhileSusanFenimoreCooperwasstudyinginParis,washersourceforthisreferencetoGilbert。Infact,Gilbertwasnotimpoverished,anddiedofinjuriesafterfallingfromhishorse}

  \"Better,Hopkins——doingwell。Butwhathaveyouhere?IneverseeoldpapersbutIhaveaninclinationtolookthemover。Ifamanhasleisure,hemayoftenpickupsomethingamusingamongsuchrubbish。Don’tyoueverreadthepapersthatpassthroughyourhands?\"

  \"No,sir——I’asnotimeforthat,sir。AndthenIwasnevertaughttoreadwriting,andthese’erepapersisallwrittenones。Weputsthemthat’swrittenforonetrunk,andthemthat’sprintedforanother,asyousee,sir;onemusthaveaheyetothelooksofthework。\"

  \"Whyyes——youseemtomanagethejobverywell;andIhaveatrunk,bythebye,thatwantspatchingupbeforemyboycarriesitoffwithhim;I’llsenditroundtoyou;Hopkins。Butstay——what’sthis?\"

  andthedoctortookupasoiled,yellowsheetofpaper,fromtheheaprejectedbytheworkman;itcontainedascrawlwhichprovedtobetheidenticalletterofthepoorpoet,theLumleyautograph,thoughinwhatmanneritbecamemingledwiththatheapofrubbishhasneverbeensatisfactorilyascertained。

  \"Here’sapoorfellowwhohadahardfate,Hopkins,\"saidthebenevolentman,thoughtfully。\"Itisasgoodasasermononcharitytoreadthatletter。\"

  Thetrunk—makerbeggedtohearit。

  \"Well,poorjourneymanasIbe,Iwasneveryetinsobadawayasthat,sir。\"

  \"Andneverwillbe,Ihope;butthiswasapoet,Hopkins——andthat’sbutanindifferenttradetoliveby。I’lltellyouwhat,mygoodfriend,\"

  saidthedoctor,suddenly,\"thatletterisworthkeeping,andyoumaypasteitinthetrunkI’llsendroundthisafternoon——putitinthelid,whereitcanberead。\"

  Thetrunkwassent,andtheletteractuallypastedinitaspartofthenewlining。Dr。H—————,who,aswehaveobserved,wasrathereccentricinhisways,hadasonabouttocommencehiscareerasasoldier;andtheworthymanthoughtthelettermightteachtheyouthausefullessonofmoderationandtemperance,byshowinghimeverytimeheopenedhistrunk,theextremeofwanttowhichhisfellowbeingswereoccasionallyreduced。Whatsuccessfollowedtheplanwecannotsay。Thetrunk,however,sharedtheyoungsoldier’swanderinglife;itcarriedthecornet’suniformtoAmerica;itwasbesiegedinBoston;anditmadepartofthebesiegingbaggageatCharleston。Itwasnotdestined,however,toremaininthenewworld,butfolloweditsownertotheEastIndies,carryingonthissecondvoyage,alieutenant’scommission。Atlength,afterpassingfive—and—twentyyearsinBengal,thetrunkreturnedagaintoSouthampton,asoneamongsomedozenotherswhichmadeupthebaggageofthegallantColonelH—————,nowrichinlaurelsandrupees。

  Theoldtrunkhadeventhehonorabledutyassigneditofcarryingitsmaster’strophies,doubtlessthemostpreciousportionofthecolonel’spossessions,thoughatthesametimethelightest;asfortherupees,theoldworn—outboxwouldhaveprovedquiteunequaltotransportingasinglebagofthem,foritwasnowsadlyunfitforservice,thankstotheravagesoftimeandthewhiteants;and,indeed,oweditspreservationandreturntoitsnativesoilsolelytotheletterpastedinthelid,which,intheeyesofColonelH—————,wasamementoofhome,andtheeccentriccharacterofadeceasedparent。

  {cornet=thelowestofficerrankinaBritishcavalryregiment,belowthatofLieutenant;nowobsolete}

  Thetimehadnowcome,however,whentheLumleyautographwasabouttoemergeforeverfromobscurity,andreceivethefullhomageofcollectors;thehouroftriumphwasathand,theneglectofacenturywastobefullyrepaidbythehighesthonorsoffame。TheeyeofbeautywasabouttokindleasitrestedontheLumleyautograph;jeweledfingersweretoberaised,eagertosnatchthetreasurefromeachother;busyliteratistoodreadyarmedforawarofcontroversyinitsbehalf。

  IthappenedthatColonelH—————wasinvitedtoafancyball;anditalsohappenedthattheladywhomheparticularlyadmired,wastobepresentontheoccasion。Suchbeingthecase,themostbecomingcostumewastobeselectedfortheevening。Whatifthelocksofthegallantcolonelwereslightlysprinkledwithgray?Hewasstillahandsomeman,andknewverywellthatthedressofaneasternaymeerwasparticularlywellsuitedtohisfaceandfigure。Thisdress,preservedinacertainoldtrunkinthegarret,wasaccordinglyproduced。Thetrunkwasbroughtdowntothedressing—room,thecostumeexaminedpiecebypiece,pronouncedingoodconditionbythevalet,anddeclaredverybecomingbythemilitaryfriendcalledinascounsellor。

  {aymeer=Emir;aMuslimtitlesignifyingcommanderinArabic}

  \"Butwhataqueeroldboxthisis,H—————,\"saidMajorD—————,eyeingthetrunkthroughhisglass。

  \"It’soneI’vehadthesehundredyears,\"repliedthecolonel。\"Soyouthinkthistrumperywilldo,D—————?\"

  \"Do?Tobesureitwill,mydearfellow——itgivesyourMilesianskinthetrueNawaubdye。ButIwasjusttryingtomakeoutanoldletterpastedinthelidofyourtrunk,undermynosehere。Isthisthewayyoupreserveyourfamilyarchives?\"

  {Milesian=slangtermforIrish,fromMilesius,mythicalSpanishconquerorofIreland;Nawaub=fromNabob,Anglo—IndianslangforonewhohasreturnedhomefromIndiawithalargefortune}

  \"Thatletterisreallyacuriosityinitsway,\"saidthecolonel,turningfromtheglassandrelatingitshistory,sofaratleastasitwasknowntohimself。

  Hisfriendspeltitthrough。

  \"Mydearfellow,whydon’tyougivethislettertothefatherofyourfairLouisa;he’squiterabidonsuchpoints;you’llmakehimafriendforlifebyit!\"

  Theadvicewasfollowed。Theletterwascutfromitsoldpositioninthelidofthetrunk,andpresentedtoSirJohnBlank,thefatherofthelovelyLouisa,who,inhisturn,soonplacedthehandofhisdaughterinthatofColonelH—————。

  SirJohn,anotedfollowerinthestepsofHoraceWalpole,hadnosoonerbecometheownerofthisinterestingletter,thanhesettoworktofindoutitsorigin,andtofillupitshistory。Unfortunately,thesheethadreceivedsomewoundsinthewars,aswellasthegallantcolonel。Onecornerhadbeencarriedawaybyanunluckythrustfromarazor——notasword;whilethedateandsignaturehadalsobeenhalfeatenoutbythewhiteantsofBengal。Butsuchdifficultiesasthesewereonlypleasingobstaclesinthewayofantiquarianactivity。SirJohnhadsoonformedanhypothesisperfectlysatisfactorytohimself。Hismother’snamewasButler,andheclaimedsomesortofaffinitywiththeauthorofHudibras;astheChristiannameofthepoorpoethadbeenalmostentirelydevouredbytheants,whilethesurnamehadalsosufferedhereandthere,SirJohningeniouslypursuaded{sic}himselfthatwhatremainedhadclearlybelongedtothesignatureofthegreatsatirist;asforthedate,theabbreviationof\"Nov。20th。\"andthefigures16——markingthecentury,werereallytolerablydistinct。Accordingly,SirJohnwroteabriefnoticeofButler’sLife,dwellingmuchuponhiswell—knownpoverty,andquotinghisepitaph,withtheallusiontohisindigenceunderscored,\"lesthewholivingwantedallthings,should,whendead,wantatomb,\"andplacedtheseremarksoppositetheletterofourstarvingpoet,whichwasregisteredinthevolumeinconspicuouscharactersasan\"AutographofSamuelButler,authorofHudibras,showingtowhatdistresshewasatonetimereduced。\"

  {SamuelButler(1612—1680),anotherEnglishauthorpopularlybelievedtohavediedingreatpoverty;heisbestknownforhislongsatiricmock—epicpoem,\"Hudibras\"(1663—1678)}

  Herethesheetremainedseveralyears,untilatlengthitchancedthatSirJohn’svolumeofautographswasplacedinthehandsofagentlemanwhohadrecentlyreadMr。Lumley’sMS。LifeofOtway。Theidentityofthisletter,withthatcopiedbyMr。Lumley,immediatelysuggesteditself;andnowthefirstsparksofcontroversybetweentheOtwaysiansandtheButleriteswerestruckinSirJohn’slibrary。

  >Fromthencetheysoonspreadtothefourwindsofheaven,fallingoncombustiblematerialswherevertheylightedonaliteraryhead,orcollectinghands。

  Bythebye,therapiditywithwhichthiscollectingclasshasincreasedoflateyearsisreallyalarming;whocanforeseethestateofthingslikelytoexistinthenextcentury,shouldmattersgoonatthesamerate?Reflectforamomentontheprobableconditionofdistinguishedauthors,lionsoftheloudestroar,ifthenumberofautograph—huntersweretoincreasebeyondwhatitisatpresent。Isitnottobefearedthattheywillyetexterminatethewholerace,thatthegreatlionliterary,likethemastodon,willbecomeextinct?

  Or,perhaps,bytaminghimdowntoamereproducerofautographs,hishabitswillchangesoentirelythathewillnolongerbethesameanimal,nolongerbearacomparisonwiththelionofthepast。Ontheotherhandshouldthegreatracebecomeextinct,whatwillbethefateofthefamilyofautograph—feeders?Whatafearfulstateofthingswouldensue,eveninourday,werethesupplytobereducedbutaquire!Theheartsickensatthepicturewhichwouldthenbepresented——collectorsturningoneachother,wagingafiercewarovereveryautographicscrap,makingabattle—fieldofeverysocialcircle。

  Happily,natureseemsalwaystokeepupthebalanceinsuchmatters,anditisaconsolingreflectionthatifthemillionarenowconsumers,sohavetheybecomeproducersofautographs;itisthereforeprobablethattheevilwillworkitsownremedy;andwemayhopethatthegreatwritersofthenextcenturywillbeshieldedinsomemeasurebythediversionmadeintheirfavorthroughthelightertroopsofthelioncorps。

  AsforthefullmeritsofthecontroversysohotlywagedovertheLumleyautographbetweentheOtwaysiansandtheButlerites,dividingthecollectingworldintotworivalparties,weshallnothereenterintoit。Inallsuchmattersitisbettertogoatoncetothefountainhead;ifthereaderiscuriousonthesubject,asdoubtlesshemustbe,heisreferredtooneoctavoandfiveduodecimovolumes,withfiftypamphletswhichhaveleftlittletosayonthepoint。Letitnotbesupposed,however,foraninstant,thatthewriterofthisarticleishimselfundecidedinhisopiniononthisquestion。Bynomeans;andhehastenstorepeltheunjustsuspicion,bydeclaringhimselfoneofthewarmestOtwaysians。ItistruethathehassomeprivategroundsforbelievingthatadispassionateinquirymightleadonetodoubtwhetherOtwayorButlereversawtheLumleyautograph;butwhatofthat,whohastimeorinclinationfordispassionateinvestigationinthesestirringdays!Inthepresentageofuniversalenlightenment,wedon’ttroubleourselvestomakeupouropinions——wetakeandgivethem,webeg,borrow,andstealthem。True,therearecontroversiesinvolvingmatterssoimportantintheirconsequences,soseriousintheirnature,thatonemightconceiveeitherindifferenceorfanaticismequallyinexcusablewithregardtothem;buttherearealsoathousandothersubjectsofdiscussion,atthepresentday,ofthatpeculiarcharacterwhichcanonlythrivewhensupportedbypassionandprejudice,andfallinginwithadisputeofthisnature,itisabsolutelynecessarytojumpatonceintofanaticism。Accordingly,Ihadnosoonerobtainedaglimpseoftheletterofthestarvingpoet,embalmedwithinthepreciousleavesofoneofthemostnotedalbumsofEurope,thanIimmediatelyenlistedunderLadyHolberton’scolorsasafaithfulOtwaysian。WiththatexcellentladyI

  takeatragicalviewoftheLumleyLetter,conceivingthatamanmustbeblindasabat,nottoseethatitwaswrittenbytheauthorofVenicePreserved,andthisinspiteofothercelebratedcollectors,whofindinthesamesheetsomuchthatiscomicalandHudibrastic。

  Strangethatanymaninhissensesshouldholdsuchanopinion——yettheButleritesnumberstrong,someofthemarerespectablepeople,too;more’sthepitythatsuchshouldbethecase。

  Aswehavealreadyobserved,thecontroversybeganinthelibraryofSirJohnBlank,anditcontinuedthroughoutthelife—timeofthatexcellentandwell—knowncollector。Athisdeath,afewyearssince,itpassedintothehandsofhisdaughter,thewidowofColonelH—————;

  anditwillbereadilyimaginedthatalthoughthemainquestionisstillasmuchundecidedasever,yetthevalueofthedocumentitselfhasbeenimmeasurablyincreasedbyacontroversyoftwentyyearsstanding,onitsmerits。IwishIcouldaddthatthefortuneofColonelH—————hadaugmentedinthesameproportion;but,unhappilyforhiswidow,thereversewasthecase;anditwasowingtothiscombinationofcircumstancesthatLadyHolbertonatlengthobtainedpossessionoftheLumleyAutograph。Mrs。H—————becameverydesirousofprocuringforhereldestsonacornetcyintheregimentoncecommandedbyhisfather;asshewasnowtoopoortopurchase,thematterrequiredmanagementandnegotiation。HowitwasbroughtaboutIcannotexactlysay。Sufficeittodeclarethattheyoungmanreceivedhiscommission,throughtheinfluenceofLadyHolberton,inahighmilitaryquarter,whiletheLumleyAutographwasplacedonadistinguishedleafofthatlady’svelvet—bound,jewel—claspedalbum。

  ItsohappenedthatIdinedatHolberton—HouseontheeventfuldayuponwhichtheLumleyletterchangedowners。Isawimmediately,onenteringthedrawing—room,thatLadyHolbertonwasinexcellentspirits;shereceivedmeverygraciously,andspokeofherson,withwhomIhadjusttraveledbetweenParisandAlgiers。

  \"Wishmejoy,Mr。Howard!\"exclaimedtheladyafterashortconversation。

  OfcourseIwasveryhappytodoso,andrepliedbysomeremarksontherecentsuccessofherfriendsinaparliamentarymeasure,justthendecided——LadyHolbertonbeingadistinguishedpolitician。ButI

  soonfounditwastosomematterofstillhighermomentshethenalluded。

  \"Ineverhadadoubtastooursuccessinthehouse,lastnight——no;

  ratherwishmejoythatIhaveatlasttriumphedinanegotiationoftwoyearsstanding。TheLumleyAutographismine,Mr。Howard!TheletterofpoorOtway,actuallywritteninthefirststagesofstarvation——onlyconceiveitsvalue!\"

  OtherguestsarrivingIwasobligedtomakeway,nothowever,beforeLadyHolbertonhadpromisedmeasightofherrecentacquisition,intheevening。InthemeantimeIfullyenteredintohersatisfaction,forIhadalreadyseenheralbuminParis,andheardhersighforthisveryadditiontoitstreasures。DuringdinnertheimportantintelligencethattheLumleyletterwasherown,wasimpartedtothecompanygenerally。

  \"Iknewit!Iwassureofitfromhersmile,themomentIenteredtheroom!\"exclaimedMr。T—————thedistinguishedcollector,whosatnextme。

  Anotherguest,MissRowley,alsoacollectingcelebrity,wassittingopposite,andturnedsopaleatthemoment,thatIwasonthepointofofficiouslyrecommendingaglassofwater。

  \"HaveyoualbumsinAmerica,Mr。Howard?\"inquiredacharmingyoungladyonmyright。

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