Tickleus’satEalingSchoolinRussellSquare。George’sgrandfathergavetheboyacoupleofsovereignsforthatfeatandpromisedtorewardhimfurtherforeveryboyabovehisownsizeandagewhomhewhoppedinasimilarmanner。Itisdifficulttosaywhatgoodtheoldmansawinthesecombats;hehadavaguenotionthatquarrellingmadeboyshardy,andthattyrannywasausefulaccomplishmentforthemtolearn。Englishyouthhavebeensoeducatedtimeoutofmind,andwehavehundredsofthousandsofapologistsandadmirersofinjustice,misery,andbrutality,asperpetratedamongchildren。FlushedwithpraiseandvictoryoverMasterToffy,Georgewishednaturallytopursuehisconquestsfurther,andonedayashewasstruttingaboutinprodigiouslydandifiednewclothes,nearSt。Pancras,andayoungbaker’sboymadesarcasticcommentsuponhisappearance,theyouthfulpatricianpulledoffhisdandyjacketwithgreatspirit,andgivingitinchargetothefriendwhoaccompaniedhimMasterTodd,ofGreatCoramStreet,RussellSquare,sonofthejuniorpartnerofthehouseofOsborneandCo。,Georgetriedtowhopthelittlebaker。Butthechancesofwarwereunfavourablethistime,andthelittlebakerwhoppedGeorgy,whocamehomewitharuefulblackeyeandallhisfineshirtfrilldabbledwiththeclaretdrawnfromhisownlittlenose。Hetoldhisgrandfatherthathehadbeenincombatwithagiant,andfrightenedhispoormotheratBromptonwithlong,andbynomeansauthentic,accountsofthebattle。
ThisyoungTodd,ofCoramStreet,RussellSquare,wasMasterGeorge’sgreatfriendandadmirer。Theybothhadatasteforpaintingtheatricalcharacters;forhardbakeandraspberrytarts;forslidingandskatingintheRegent’sParkandtheSerpentine,whentheweatherpermitted;forgoingtotheplay,whithertheywereoftenconducted,byMr。Osborne’sorders,byRowson,MasterGeorge’sappointedbody-servant,withwhomtheysatingreatcomfortinthepit。
Inthecompanyofthisgentlemantheyvisitedalltheprincipaltheatresofthemetropolis;knewthenamesofalltheactorsfromDruryLanetoSadler’sWells;andperformed,indeed,manyoftheplaystotheToddfamilyandtheiryouthfulfriends,withWest’sfamouscharacters,ontheirpasteboardtheatre。Rowson,thefootman,whowasofagenerousdisposition,wouldnotunfrequently,whenincash,treathisyoungmastertooystersaftertheplay,andtoaglassofrum-shrubforanight-cap。
WemaybeprettycertainthatMr。Rowsonprofitedinhisturnbyhisyoungmaster’sliberalityandgratitudeforthepleasurestowhichthefootmaninductedhim。
AfamoustailorfromtheWestEndofthetown——
Mr。OsbornewouldhavenoneofyourCityorHolbornbunglers,hesaid,fortheboythoughaCitytailorwasgoodenoughforHIM——wassummonedtoornamentlittleGeorge’sperson,andwastoldtosparenoexpenseinsodoing。So,Mr。Woolsey,ofConduitStreet,gavealoosetohisimaginationandsentthechildhomefancytrousers,fancywaistcoats,andfancyjacketsenoughtofurnishaschooloflittledandies。Georgyhadlittlewhitewaistcoatsforeveningparties,andlittlecutvelvetwaistcoatsfordinners,andadearlittledarlingshawldressing-gown,foralltheworldlikealittleman。Hedressedfordinnereveryday,“likearegularWestEndswell。”ashisgrandfatherremarked;oneofthedomesticswasaffectedtohisspecialservice,attendedhimathistoilette,answeredhisbell,andbroughthimhislettersalwaysonasilvertray。
Georgy,afterbreakfast,wouldsitinthearm-chairinthedining-roomandreadtheMorningPost,justlikeagrown-upman。”HowheDUdamandswear。”theservantswouldcry,delightedathisprecocity。ThosewhorememberedtheCaptainhisfather,declaredMasterGeorgewashisPa,everyinchofhim。Hemadethehouselivelybyhisactivity,hisimperiousness,hisscolding,andhisgood-nature。
George’seducationwasconfidedtoaneighbouringscholarandprivatepedagoguewho“preparedyoungnoblemenandgentlemenfortheUniversities,thesenate,andthelearnedprofessions:whosesystemdidnotembracethedegradingcorporalseveritiesstillpractisedattheancientplacesofeducation,andinwhosefamilythepupilswouldfindtheelegancesofrefinedsocietyandtheconfidenceandaffectionofahome。”ItwasinthiswaythattheReverendLawrenceVealofHartStreet,Bloomsbury,anddomesticChaplaintotheEarlofBareacres,strovewithMrs。Vealhiswifetoenticepupils。
Bythusadvertisingandpushingsedulously,thedomesticChaplainandhisLadygenerallysucceededinhavingoneortwoscholarsbythem——whopaidahighfigureandwerethoughttobeinuncommonlycomfortablequarters。TherewasalargeWestIndian,whomnobodycametosee,withamahoganycomplexion,awoollyhead,andanexceedinglydandyfiedappearance;therewasanotherhulkingboyofthree-and-twentywhoseeducationhadbeenneglectedandwhomMr。andMrs。Vealweretointroduceintothepoliteworld;thereweretwosonsofColonelBanglesoftheEastIndiaCompany’sService:thesefoursatdowntodinneratMrs。Veal’sgenteelboard,whenGeorgywasintroducedtoherestablishment。
Georgywas,likesomedozenotherpupils,onlyadayboy;hearrivedinthemorningundertheguardianshipofhisfriendMr。Rowson,andifitwasfine,wouldrideawayintheafternoononhispony,followedbythegroom。Thewealthofhisgrandfatherwasreportedintheschooltobeprodigious。TheRev。Mr。VealusedtocomplimentGeorgyuponitpersonally,warninghimthathewasdestinedforahighstation;thatitbecamehimtoprepare,bysedulityanddocilityinyouth,fortheloftydutiestowhichhewouldbecalledinmatureage;
thatobedienceinthechildwasthebestpreparationforcommandintheman;andthathethereforebeggedGeorgewouldnotbringtoffeeintotheschoolandruinthehealthoftheMastersBangles,whohadeverythingtheywantedattheelegantandabundanttableofMrs。Veal。
Withrespecttolearning,“theCurriculum。”asMr。
Veallovedtocallit,wasofprodigiousextent,andtheyounggentlemeninHartStreetmightlearnasomethingofeveryknownscience。TheRev。Mr。Vealhadanorrery,anelectrifyingmachine,aturninglathe,atheatreinthewash-house,achemicalapparatus,andwhathecalledaselectlibraryofalltheworksofthebestauthorsofancientandmoderntimesandlanguages。
HetooktheboystotheBritishMuseumanddescantedupontheantiquitiesandthespecimensofnaturalhistorythere,sothataudienceswouldgatherroundhimashespoke,andallBloomsburyhighlyadmiredhimasaprodigiouslywell-informedman。Andwheneverhespokewhichhedidalmostalways,hetookcaretoproducetheveryfinestandlongestwordsofwhichthevocabularygavehimtheuse,rightlyjudgingthatitwasascheaptoemployahandsome,large,andsonorousepithet,astousealittlestingyone。
ThushewouldsaytoGeorgeinschool,“Iobservedonmyreturnhomefromtakingtheindulgenceofanevening’sscientificconversationwithmyexcellentfriendDoctorBulders——atruearchaeologian,gentlemen,atruearchaeologian——thatthewindowsofyourveneratedgrandfather’salmostprincelymansioninRussellSquarewereilluminatedasifforthepurposesoffestivity。AmIrightinmyconjecturethatMr。Osborneentertainedasocietyofchosenspiritsroundhissumptuousboardlastnight?”
LittleGeorgy,whohadconsiderablehumour,andusedtomimicMr。Vealtohisfacewithgreatspiritanddexterity,wouldreplythatMr。V。wasquitecorrectinhissurmise。
“ThenthosefriendswhohadthehonourofpartakingofMr。Osborne’shospitality,gentlemen,hadnoreason,Iwilllayanywager,tocomplainoftheirrepast。I
myselfhavebeenmorethanoncesofavoured。Bytheway,MasterOsborne,youcamealittlelatethismorning,andhavebeenadefaulterinthisrespectmorethanonce。
Imyself,Isay,gentlemen,humbleasIam,havebeenfoundnotunworthytoshareMr。Osborne’seleganthospitality。AndthoughIhavefeastedwiththegreatandnobleoftheworld——forIpresumethatImaycallmyexcellentfriendandpatron,theRightHonourableGeorgeEarlofBareacres,oneofthenumber——yetIassureyouthattheboardoftheBritishmerchantwastothefullasrichlyserved,andhisreceptionasgratifyingandnoble。Mr。Bluck,sir,wewillresume,ifyouplease,thatpassageofEutropis,whichwasinterruptedbythelatearrivalofMasterOsborne。”
TothisgreatmanGeorge’seducationwasforsometimeentrusted。Ameliawasbewilderedbyhisphrases,butthoughthimaprodigyoflearning。ThatpoorwidowmadefriendsofMrs。Veal,forreasonsofherown。ShelikedtobeinthehouseandseeGeorgycomingtoschoolthere。ShelikedtobeaskedtoMrs。Veal’sconversazioni,whichtookplaceonceamonthasyouwereinformedonpinkcards,withAOHNHengravedonthem,andwheretheprofessorwelcomedhispupilsandtheirfriendstoweakteaandscientificconversation。PoorlittleAmelianevermissedoneoftheseentertainmentsandthoughtthemdelicioussolongasshemighthaveGeorgysittingbyher。
AndshewouldwalkfromBromptoninanyweather,andembraceMrs。Vealwithtearfulgratitudeforthedelightfuleveningshehadpassed,when,thecompanyhavingretiredandGeorgygoneoffwithMr。Rowson,hisattendant,poorMrs。Osborneputonhercloaksandhershawlspreparatorytowalkinghome。
AsforthelearningwhichGeorgyimbibedunderthisvaluablemasterofahundredsciences,tojudgefromtheweeklyreportswhichtheladtookhometohisgrandfather,hisprogresswasremarkable。Thenamesofascoreormoreofdesirablebranchesofknowledgewereprintedinatable,andthepupil’sprogressineachwasmarkedbytheprofessor。InGreekGeorgywaspronouncedaristos,inLatinoptimus,inFrenchtresbien,andsoforth;andeverybodyhadprizesforeverythingattheendoftheyear。EvenMr。Swartz,thewooly-
headedyounggentleman,andhalf-brothertotheHonourableMrs。MacMull,andMr。Bluck,theneglectedyoungpupilofthree-and-twentyfromtheagriculturaldistrict,andthatidleyoungscapegraceofaMasterToddbeforementioned,receivedlittleeighteen-pennybooks,with“Athene“engravedonthem,andapompousLatininscriptionfromtheprofessortohisyoungfriends。
ThefamilyofthisMasterToddwerehangers-onofthehouseofOsborne。TheoldgentlemanhadadvancedToddfrombeingaclerktobeajuniorpartnerinhisestablishment。
Mr。OsbornewasthegodfatherofyoungMasterToddwhoinsubsequentlifewroteMr。OsborneToddonhiscardsandbecameamanofdecidedfashion,whileMissOsbornehadaccompaniedMissMariaToddtothefont,andgaveherprotegeeaprayer-book,acollectionoftracts,avolumeofverylowchurchpoetry,orsomesuchmementoofhergoodnesseveryyear。MissO。drovetheToddsoutinhercarriagenowandthen;whentheywereill,herfootman,inlargeplushsmallsandwaistcoat,broughtjelliesanddelicaciesfromRussellSquaretoCoramStreet。CoramStreettrembledandlookeduptoRussellSquareindeed,andMrs。Todd,whohadaprettyhandatcuttingoutpapertrimmingsforhaunchesofmutton,andcouldmakeflowers,ducks,&c。,outofturnipsandcarrotsinaverycreditablemanner,wouldgoto“theSquare。”asitwascalled,andassistinthepreparationsincidenttoagreatdinner,withoutevensomuchasthinkingofsittingdowntothebanquet。Ifanyguestfailedattheeleventhhour,Toddwasaskedtodine。Mrs。ToddandMariacameacrossintheevening,slippedinwithamuffledknock,andwereinthedrawing-roombythetimeMissOsborneandtheladiesunderherconvoyreachedthatapartment——andreadytofireoffduetsandsinguntilthegentlemencameup。PoorMariaTodd;pooryounglady!HowshehadtoworkandthrumattheseduetsandsonatasintheStreet,beforetheyappearedinpublicintheSquare!
ThusitseemedtobedecreedbyfatethatGeorgywastodomineerovereverybodywithwhomhecameincontact,andthatfriends,relatives,anddomesticswerealltobowthekneebeforethelittlefellow。Itmustbeownedthatheaccommodatedhimselfverywillinglytothisarrangement。Mostpeopledoso。AndGeorgylikedtoplaythepartofmasterandperhapshadanaturalaptitudeforit。
InRussellSquareeverybodywasafraidofMr。Osborne,andMr。OsbornewasafraidofGeorgy。Theboy’sdashingmanners,andoffhandrattleaboutbooksandlearning,hislikenesstohisfatherdeadunreconciledinBrusselsyonderawedtheoldgentlemanandgavetheyoungboythemastery。Theoldmanwouldstartatsomehereditaryfeatureortoneunconsciouslyusedbythelittlelad,andfancythatGeorge’sfatherwasagainbeforehim。HetriedbyindulgencetothegrandsontomakeupforharshnesstotheelderGeorge。Peopleweresurprisedathisgentlenesstotheboy。HegrowledandsworeatMissOsborneasusual,andwouldsmilewhenGeorgecamedownlateforbreakfast。
MissOsborne,George’saunt,wasafadedoldspinster,brokendownbymorethanfortyyearsofdulnessandcoarseusage。Itwaseasyforaladofspirittomasterher。
AndwheneverGeorgewantedanythingfromher,fromthejam-potsinhercupboardstothecrackedanddryoldcoloursinherpaint-boxtheoldpaint-boxwhichshehadhadwhenshewasapupilofMr。Smeeandwasstillalmostyoungandblooming,Georgytookpossessionoftheobjectofhisdesire,whichobtained,hetooknofurthernoticeofhisaunt。
Forhisfriendsandcronies,hehadapompousoldschoolmaster,whoflatteredhim,andatoady,hissenior,whomhecouldthrash。ItwasdearMrs。Todd’sdelighttoleavehimwithheryoungestdaughter,RosaJemima,adarlingchildofeightyearsold。Thelittlepairlookedsowelltogether,shewouldsaybutnottothefolksin“theSquare。”wemaybesure“whoknowswhatmighthappen?Don’ttheymakeaprettylittlecouple?”thefondmotherthought。
Thebroken-spirited,old,maternalgrandfatherwaslikewisesubjecttothelittletyrant。Hecouldnothelprespectingaladwhohadsuchfineclothesandrodewithagroombehindhim。Georgy,onhisside,wasintheconstanthabitofhearingcoarseabuseandvulgarsatirelevelledatJohnSedleybyhispitilessoldenemy,Mr。
Osborne。Osborneusedtocalltheothertheoldpauper,theoldcoal-man,theoldbankrupt,andbymanyothersuchnamesofbrutalcontumely。HowwaslittleGeorgetorespectamansoprostrate?Afewmonthsafterhewaswithhispaternalgrandfather,Mrs。Sedleydied。
Therehadbeenlittlelovebetweenherandthechild。
Hedidnotcaretoshowmuchgrief。Hecamedowntovisithismotherinafinenewsuitofmourning,andwasveryangrythathecouldnotgotoaplayuponwhichhehadsethisheart。