Thefaceofherfather，thelateMajorBrianCooperTweedy，RoyalDublinFusiliers，ofGibraltarandRehoboth，Dolphin’sBarn。
Whatrecurrentimpressionsofthesamewerepossiblebythehypothesis？
Retreating，attheterminusoftheGreatNorthernRailway，Amiensstreet，withconstantuniformacceleration，alongparallellinesmeetingatinfinity，ifproduced:alongparallellines，reproducedfrominfinity，withconstantuniformretardation，attheterminusoftheGreatNorthernRailway，Amiensstreet，returning。
Whatmiscellaneouseffectsoffemalepersonalwearingapparelwereperceivedbyhim？
Apairofnewinodoroushalfsilkblackladies’hose，apairofnewvioletgarters，apairofoutsizeladies’drawersofIndiamull，cutongenerouslines，redolentofopoponax，jessamineandMuratti’sTurkishcigarettesandcontainingalongbrightsteelsafetypin，foldedcurvilinear，acamisoleofbaptistewiththinlaceborder，anaccordionunderskirtofbluesilkmoirette，alltheseobjectsbeingdisposedirregularlyonthetopofarectangulartrunk，quadruplebattened，havingcappedcorners，withmulticolouredlabels，initialledonitsforesideinwhiteletteringB。C。T。BrianCooperTweedy。
Whatimpersonalobjectswereperceived？
Acommode，onelegfractured，totallycoveredbysquarecretonnecutting，appledesign，onwhichrestedalady’sblackstrawhat。Orangekeyedware，boughtofHenryPrice，basket，fancygoods，chinawareandironmongerymanufacturer，21，22，23Moorestreet，disposedirregularlyonthewashstandandfloor，andconsistingofbasin，soapdishandbrushtrayonthewashstand，together，pitcherandnightarticleonthefloor，separate。
Bloom’sacts？
Hedepositedthearticlesofclothingonachair，removedhisremainingarticlesofclothing，tookfrombeneaththebolsterattheheadofthebedafoldedlongwhitenightshirt，insertedhisheadandarmsintotheproperaperturesofthenightshirt，removedapillowfromtheheadtothefootofthebed，preparedthebedlinenaccordinglyandenteredthebed。
How？
Withcircumspection，asinvariablywhenenteringanabodehisownornothisown:withsolicitude，thesnakespiralspringsofthemattressbeingold，thebrassquoitsandpendentviperradiilooseandtremulousunderstressandstrain:prudently，asenteringalairorambushoflustoradder:lightly，thelesstodisturb:reverently，thebedofconceptionandofbirth，ofconsummationofmarriageandofbreachofmarriage，ofsleepandofdeath。
Whatdidhislimbs，whengraduallyextended，encounter？
Newcleanbedlinen，additionalodours，thepresenceofahumanform，female，hers，theimprintofahumanform，male，nothis，somecrumbs，someflakesofpottedmeat，recooked，whichheremoved。
Ifhehadsmiledwhywouldhehavesmiled？
Toreflectthateachonewhoentersimagineshimselftobethefirsttoenterwhereasheisalwaysthelasttermofaprecedingseriesevenifthefirsttermofasucceedingone，eachimagininghimselftobefirst，last，onlyandalone，whereasheisneitherfirstnorlastnoronlynoraloneinaseriesoriginatingInandrepeatedtoinfinity。
Whatprecedingseries？
AssumingMulveytobethefirsttermofhisseries，Penrose，Bartelld’Arcy，professorGoodwin，JuliusMastiansky，JohnHenryMenton，FatherBernardCorrigan，afarmerattheRoyalDublinSociety’sHorseShow，MaggotO’Reilly，MatthewDillon，ValentineBlakeDillonLordMayorofDublin，ChristopherCallinan，Lenehan，anItalianorgangrinder，anunknowngentlemanintheGaietyTheatre，BenjaminDollard，SimonDedalus，AndrewPisserBurke，JosephCuffe，WisdomHely，AldermanJohnHooper，DrFrancisBrady，FatherSebastianofMountArgus，abootblackattheGeneralPostOffice，HughE。BlazesBoylanandsoeachandsoontonolastterm。
Whatwerehisreflectionsconcerningthelastmemberofthisseriesandlateoccupantofthebed？
Reflectionsonhisvigourabounder，corporalproportionabillsticker，commercialabilityabester，impressionabilityaboaster。
Whyfortheobserverimpressionabilityinadditiontovigour，corporalproportionandcommercialability？
Becausehehadobservedwithaugmentingfrequencyintheprecedingmembersofthesameseriesthesameconcupiscence，inflammablytransmittedfirstwithalarm，thenwithunderstanding，thenwithdesire，finallywithfatigue，withalternatingsymptomsofepicenecomprehensionandapprehension。
Withwhatantagonisticsentimentswerehissubsequentreflectionsaffected？
Envy，jealousy，abnegation，equanimity。
Envy？
Ofabodilyandmentalmaleorganismspeciallyadaptedforthesuperincumbentpostureofenergetichumancopulationandenergeticpistonandcylindermovementnecessaryforthecompletesatisfactionofaconstantbutnotacuteconcupiscenceresidentinabodilyandmentalfemaleorganism，passivebutnotobtuse。
Jealousy？
Becauseanaturefullandvolatileinitsfreestate，wasalternatelytheagentandreagentofattraction。Becauseactionbetweenagentsandreagentsatallinstantsvaried，withinverseproportionofincreaseanddecrease，withincessantcircularextensionandradialreentrance。Becausethecontrolledcontemplationofthefluctuationofattractionproduced，ifdesired，afluctuationofpleasure。
Abnegation？
InvirtueofaacquaintanceinitiatedinSeptember1903intheestablishmentofGeorgeMesias，merchanttailorandoutfitter，5EdenQuay，bhospitalityextendedandreceivedinkind，reciprocatedandreappropriatedinperson，ccomparativeyouthsubjecttoimpulsesofambitionandmagnanimity，colleagualaltruismandamorousegoism，dextraracialattraction，intraracialinhibition，supraracialprerogative，eanimminentprovincialmusicaltour，commoncurrentexpenses，netproceedsdivided。
Equanimity？
Asnaturalasanyandeverynaturalactofanatureexpressedorunderstoodexecutedinnaturednaturebynaturalcreaturesinaccordancewithhis，herandtheirnaturednatures，ofdissimilarsimilarity。Asnotascalamitousasacataclysmicannihilationoftheplanetinconsequenceofcollisionwithadarksun。Aslessreprehensiblethantheft，highwayrobbery，crueltytochildrenandanimals，obtainingmoneyunderfalsepretences，forgery，embezzlement，misappropriationofpublicmoney，betrayalofpublictrust，malingering，mayhem，corruptionofminors，criminallibel，blackmail，contemptofcourt，arson，treason，felony，mutinyonthehighseas，trespass，burglary，jailbreaking，practiceofunnaturalvice，desertionfromarmedforcesinthefield，perjury，poaching，usury，intelligencewiththeking’senemies，impersonation，criminalassault，manslaughter，wilfulandpremeditatedmurder。Asnotmoreabnormalthanallotheralteredprocessesofadaptationtoalteredconditionsofexistence，resultinginareciprocalequilibriumbetweenthebodilyorganismanditsattendantcircumstances，foods，beverages，acquiredhabits，indulgedinclinations，significantdisease。Asmorethaninevitable，irreparable。
Whymoreabnegationthanjealousy，lessenvythanequanimity？
Fromoutragematrimonytooutrageadulterytherearosenoughtbutoutragecopulationyetthematrimonialviolatorofthematrimoniallyviolatedhadnotbeenoutragedbytheadulterousviolatoroftheadulterouslyviolated。
Whatretribution，ifany？
Assassination，never，astwowrongsdidnotmakeoneright。Duelbycombat，no。Divorce，notnow。Exposurebymechanicalartificeautomaticbedorindividualtestimonyconcealedocularwitness，notyet。Suitfordamagesbylegalinfluenceorsimulationofassaultwithevidenceofinjuriessustainedselfinflicted，notimpossibly。Ifany，positively，connivance，introductionofemulationmaterial，aprosperousrivalagencyofpublicity:moral，asuccessfulrivalagentofintimacy，depreciation，alienation，humiliation，separationprotectingtheoneseparatedfromtheother，protectingseparatorfromboth。
Bywhatreflectionsdidhe，aconsciousreactoragainstthevoidincertitude，justifytohimselfhissentiments？
Thepreordainedfrangibilityofthehymen，thepresupposedintangibilityofthethinginitself:theincongruityanddisproportionbetweentheselfprolongingtensionofthethingproposedtobedoneandtheselfabbreviatingrelaxationofthethingdone:thefallaciouslyinferreddebilityofthefemale，themuscularityofthemale:thevariationsofethicalcodes:thenaturalgrammaticaltransitionbyinversioninvolvingnoalterationofsenseofanaoristpreteritepropositionparsedasmasculinesubject，monosyllabiconomatopictransitiveverbwithdirectfeminineobjectfromtheactivevoiceintoitscorrelativeaoristpreteritepropositionparsedasfemininesubject，auxiliaryverbandquasimonosyllabiconomatopicpastparticiplewithcomplementarymasculineagentinthepassivevoice:thecontinuedproductofseminatorsbygeneration:thecontinualproductionofsemenbydistillation:thefutilityoftriumphorprotestorvindication:theinanityofextolledvirtue:thelethargyofnescientmatter:theapathyofthestars。
Inwhatfinalsatisfactiondidtheseantagonisticsentimentsandreflections，reducedtotheirsimplestforms，converge？
Satisfactionattheubiquityineasternandwesternterrestrialhemispheres，inallhabitablelandsandislandsexploredorunexploredthelandofthemidnightsun，theislandsoftheblessed，theislesofGreece，thelandofpromiseofadiposeposteriorfemalehemispheres，redolentofmilkandhoneyandofexcretorysanguineandseminalwarmth，reminiscentofsecularfamiliesofcurvesofamplitude，insusceptibleofmoodsofimpressionorofcontrarietiesofexpression，expressiveofmuteimmutablematureanimality。
Thevisiblesignsofantesatisfaction？
Anapproximateerection:asolicitousadversion:agradualelevation:atentativerevelation；asilentcontemplation。
Then？
Hekissedtheplumpmellowyellowsmellowmelonsofherrump，oneachplumpmelonoushemisphere，intheirmellowyellowfurrow，withobscureprolongedprovocativemelonsmellonousosculation。
Thevisiblesignsofpostsatisfaction？
Asilentcontemplation:atentativevelation:agradualabasement:asolicitousaversion:aproximateerection。
Whatfollowedthissilentaction？
Somnolentinvocation，lesssomnolentrecognition，incipientexcitation，catecheticalinterrogation。
Withwhatmodificationsdidthenarratorreplytothisinterrogation？
Negative:heomittedtomentiontheclandestinecorrespondencebetweenMarthaCliffordandHenryFlower，thepublicaltercationat，inandinthevicinityofthelicensedpremisesofBernardKiernanandCo，Limited，8，9and10LittleBritainstreet，theeroticprovocationandresponsetheretocausedbytheexhibitionismofGertrudeGerty，surnameunknown。Positive:heincludedmentionofaperformancebyMrsBandmanPalmerofLeahattheGaietyTheatre，46，47，48，49SouthKingstreet，aninvitationtosupperatWynn’sMurphy’sHotel，35，36，and37LowerAbbeystreet，avolumeofpeccaminouspornographicaltendencyentitledSweetsofSin，anonymous，authoragentlemanoffashion，atemporaryconcussioncausedbyafalselycalculatedmovementinthecourseofpostcenalgymnasticdisplay，thevictimsincecompletelyrecoveredbeingStephenDedalus，professorandauthor，eldestsurvivingsonofSimonDedalus，ofnofixedoccupation，anaeronauticalfeatexecutedbyhimnarratorinthepresenceofawitness，theprofessorandauthoraforesaid，withpromptitudeofdecisionandgymnasticflexibility。
Wasthenarrationotherwiseunalteredbymodifications？
Absolutely。
Whicheventorpersonemergedasthesalientpointofhisnarration？
StephenDedalus，professorandauthor。
Whatlimitationsofactivityandinhibitionsofconjugalrightswereperceivedbylistenerandnarratorconcerningthemselvesduringthecourseofthisintermittentandincreasinglymorelaconicnarration？
Bythelisteneralimitationoffertilityinasmuchasmarriagehadbeencelebrated1calendarmonthafterthe18thanniversaryofherbirth8September1870，viz。8October，andconsummatedonthesamedatewithfemaleissueborn15June1889，havingbeenanticipatorilyconsummatedonthe10Septemberofthesameyearandcompletecarnalintercourse，withejaculationofsemenwithinthenaturalfemaleorgan，havinglasttakenplace5weeksprevious，viz。27November1893，tothebirthon29December1893ofsecondandonlymaleissue，deceased9January1894，aged11days，thereremainedaperiodof10years，5monthsand18daysduringwhichcarnalintercoursehadbeenincomplete，withoutejaculationofsemenwithinthenaturalfemaleorgan。Bythenarratoralimitationofactivity，mentalandcorporal，inasmuchascompletementalintercoursebetweenhimselfandthelistenerhadnottakenplacesincetheconsummationofpuberty，indicatedbycatamenichemorrhage，ofthefemaleissueofnarratorandlistener，15September1903，thereremainedaperiodof9monthsand1dayduringwhichinconsequenceofapreestablishednaturalcomprehensioninincomprehensionbetweentheconsummatedfemaleslistenerandissue，completecorporallibertyofactionhadbeencircumscribed。
How？
Byvariousreiteratedfeminineinterrogationconcerningthemasculinedestinationwhither，theplacewhere，thetimeatwhich，thedurationforwhich，theobjectwithwhichinthecaseoftemporaryabsences，projectedoreffected。
Whatmovedvisiblyabovethelistener’sandthenarrator’sinvisiblethoughts？
Theupcastreflectionofalampandshade，aninconstantseriesofconcentriccirclesofvaryinggradationsoflightandshadow。
Inwhatdirectionsdidlistenerandnarratorlie？
Listener，S。E。byE。；Narrator，N。W。byW。:onthe53rdparalleloflatitude，N。and6thmeridianoflongitude，W。:atanangleof45？totheterrestrialequator。
Inwhatstateofrestormotion？
Atrestrelativelytothemselvesandtoeachother。Inmotionbeingeachandbothcarriedwestward，forwardandrerewardrespectively，bytheproperperpetualmotionoftheearththrougheverchangingtracksofneverchangingspace。
Inwhatposture？
Listener:reclinedsemilaterally，left，lefthandunderhead，rightlegextendedinastraightlineandrestingonleftleg，flexed，intheattitudeofGea-Tellus，fulfilled，recumbent，bigwithseed。Narrator:reclinedlaterally，left，withrightandleftlegsflexed，theindexfingerandthumboftherighthandrestingonthebridgeofthenose，intheattitudedepictedonasnapshotphotographmadebyPercyApjohn，thechildmanweary，themanchildinthewomb。
Womb？Weary？
Herests。Hehastravelled。
With？
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When？
GoingtoadarkbedtherewasasquareroundSinbadtheSailorroc’sauk’segginthenightofthebedofalltheauksoftherocsofDarkinbadtheBrightdayler。
Where？
Penelope
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