\"Atfirst,yes,theremightbesomesuchmechanicalactioninher;butitwouldbepurelymechanical,anditwouldsooncease.WhentheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanycamedownonthetemporal—manlywithapenaltyforviolationofthelease,theeternal—womanlywouldseethefollyofherwaysandstop;fortheeternal—womanlyisessentiallyeconomical,whateverwesayaboutthedressmaker\'sbills;andtheveryfutilitiesofputtingawayandtakingout,thatshenowwearsherselftoathreadwith,arefoundedintheinstinctofsaving.\"
\"But,\"Iasked,\"wouldn\'tourhouseholdbelongingsloseagooddealofcharacteriftheydidn\'tbelongtous?Wouldn\'tourdomesticinteriorsbecomedreadfullyimpersonal?\"
\"Howmanyhousesnowhavecharacter—personality?Mostpeopleletthedifferentdealerschooseforthem,asitis.WhynotlettheStandardHousehold—EffectCompany,andfinallythestate?Iamsurethateitherwouldchoosemuchmorewiselythanpeoplechooseforthemselves,inthefewcaseswheretheyevenseemtochooseforthemselves.Inmostinteriorstheappointmentsarewithoutfitness,taste,orsense;theyarethemereaccretionsofaccidentinthegreaternumberofcases;wheretheyaretheresultofdesign,theyareworse.Iseewhatyoumeanbycharacterandpersonalityinthem.Youmeanthesortofmadnessthatletitselflooseafewyearsagoinwhatwascalledhouseholdart,andhassincegonetomakethejunk—shopshideous.Eachoftheeternal—womanlywassupposedsuddenlytohaveacquiredatalentfordecorationandagiftfortheselectionandarrangementoffurniture,andeachbegantostampherselfuponourinteriors.Onepaintedahigh—shoulderedstonebottlewithastorkandstooditattherightcornerofthemantelonascarf;
anothergildedthebottleandstooditattheleftcorner,andtiedthescarfthroughitshandle.Oneknottedaribbonaroundthearmofachair;anotherknotteditaroundtheleg.Inaday,anhour,amoment,thechairssuddenlybecameangular,cushionless,springless;andthesofaswerestoodacrosscorners,orparallelwiththefireplace,inslantsexpressiveofthepersonalityofthepresidinggenius.Thewallsbecameallfriezeanddado;andinsteadofthesimpleanddignifieduglinessoftheimpersonalperiodourinteriorsabandonedthemselvestoahystericalchaos,fullofcharacter.Somepeoplehadtheirdoorspaintedblack,andthedaughterormotherofthehousethendecoratedthemwithmorning—glories.IsawsuchadoorinahouseIlookedattheotherday,thinkingImighthireit.Thesightofthatblackdooranditsmorning—
gloriesmademewishtoturnasideandlivewiththecattle,asWaltWhitmansays.No,thelesswetrytogetpersonalityandcharacterintoourhouseholdeffectsthemorebeautifulandinterestingtheywillbe.
AssoonasweputtheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanyinpossessionandrenderitarelentlessmonopoly,itwillcorruptacompetentarchitectanddecoratorineachofourlargetownsandcities,andwhenyouhireanewhousethesewillbesenttoadvisewiththeeternal—womanlyconcerningitsappointments,andtellherwhatshewants,andwhatshewilllike;foratpresenttheeternalwomanly,assoonasshehasgotathingshewants,beginstohateit.Thecompany\'sagentswillbeginbyconvincingherthatshedoesnotneedhalfthethingsshehaslumberedupherhousewith,andthateveryuselessthingisanuglything,evenintheregionofpureaesthetics.IonceaskedanItalianpainterifhedidnotthinkacertainnoblyimagineddrawing—roomwasfine,andhesaid\'SI.Matropparoba.\'Thereweretoomanyrugs,tables,chairs,sofas,pictures;vases,statues,chandeliers.\'Tropparoba\'istheviceofallourhouseholdfurnishing,anditwillbethedeathoftheeternal—womanlyifitisnotstopped.Butthecorruptagentsofagiantmonopolywillteachtheeternal—womanlysomethingofthewisesimplicityoftheSouth,andshewillendbyreturningtotheidealofhousekeepingasitprevailsamongtheLatinraces,whomitbeganwith,whomcivilizationbeganwith.
Whatofaharmless,necessarymothortwo,orevenafewfleas?\"
\"Thatmightbeallverywellasfarasfurnitureandcarpetsandcurtainsareconcerned,\"Isaid,\"butsurelyyouwouldn\'tapplyittopicturesandobjectsofart?\"
\"Iwouldapplyittothemfirstofallandaboveall,\"rejoinedmyfriend,hardily.\"Amongallthepeoplewhobuyandownsuchthingsthereisnotoneinathousandwhohasanyrealtasteorfeelingforthem,andtheobjectstheychoosearegenerallysuchascanonlydepraveanddegradethemfurther.Thepictures,statues,andvasessuppliedbytheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanywouldbeselectedbyagentswitharealsenseofart,andaknowledgeofit.Whenthehouse—lettingandhouse—
furnishingfinallypassedintothehandsofthestate,thesethingswouldbelentfromthepublicgalleries,orfromimmensemunicipalstoresforthepurpose.\"
\"AndIsupposeyouwouldhaveancestralportraitssuppliedalongwiththeotherpictures?\"Isneered.
\"Ancestralportraits,ofcourse,\"saidmyfriend,withunruffledtemper.
\"Sofewpeoplehaveancestorsoftheirownthattheywillbeverygladtohaveancestralportraitschosenforthemoutofthecollectionsofthecompanyorthestate.Theagentsoftheone,ortheofficersoftheother,willstudytheexistingtypeoffamilyface,andwillselectancestorsandancestresseswhosemodelling,coloring,andexpressionagreewithit,andwillkeepinviewtheraceandnationalityofthefamilywhoseancestralportraitsaretobesupplied,sothatthereshallbenochanceofthegrosslyimprobableeffectwhichancestralportraitsnowhaveinmanycases.Yes,Iseenoflawinthescheme,\"myfriendconcluded,\"andnodifficultythatcan\'tbeeasilyovercome.Wemustalienateourhouseholdfurniture,andmakeitsosensitivelyandexclusivelythepropertyofsomeimpersonalagency——companyorcommunity,Idon\'tcarewhich——thatanycareofitshallbeasortofcrime;anysenseofresponsibilityforitspreservationaspeciesofincivismpunishablebyfineorimprisonment.This,andnothingshortofit,willbethesalvationoftheeternal—womanly.\"
\"Andtheperditionofsomethingevenmorepreciousthanthat!\"
\"Whatcanbemoreprecious?\"
\"Individuality.\"
\"Mydearfriend,\"demandedmyvisitor,whohadrisen,andwhomIwasgraduallyedgingtothedoor,\"doyoumeantosaythereisanyindividualityinsuchthingsnow?Whathavewebeensayingaboutcharacter?\"
\"Ah,Iseewhatyoumean,\"Isaid.