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  HowellsMyfriendcameintheotherday,beforewehadlefttown,andlookedroundattheappointmentsoftheroomintheirsummershrouds,andsaid,withafaintsigh,\"Iseeyouhavehadtheeternal—womanlywithyou,too.\"

  I.

  \"Isn\'ttheeternal—womanlyeverywhere?Whathashappenedtoyou?\"

  Iasked.

  \"Iwishyouwouldcometomyhouseandsee.Everyrughasbeenupforamonth,andwehavebeenlivingonbarefloors.Everythingthatcouldbetieduphasbeentiedup,everythingthatcouldbeseweduphasbeensewedup.Everythingthatcouldbemoth—balledandputawayinchestshasbeenmoth—balledandputaway.Everythingthatcouldbetakendownhasbeentakendown.Bagswithdraw—stringsattheirneckshavebeenpulledoverthechandeliersandtied.Thepictureshavebeenhiddenincheese—cloth,andthemirrorsveiledingauzesothatIcannotseemyownmiserablefaceanywhere.\"

  \"Come!That\'ssomething.\"

  \"Yes,it\'ssomething.ButIhavebeenthinkingthismatteroververyseriously,andIbelieveitisgoingfrombadtoworse.Ihaveheardpraisesofthethoroughhousekeepingofourgrandmothers,butthehousekeepingoftheirgranddaughtersisathousandtimesmoreintense.\"

  \"Doyoureallybelievethat?\"Iasked.\"Andifyoudo,whatofit?\"

  \"Simplythis,thatifwedon\'tputastoptoit,atthegaitit\'sgoing,itwillputastoptotheeternal—womanly.\"

  \"Isupposeweshouldhatethat.\"

  \"Yes,itwouldbebad.Itwouldbeverybad;andIhavebeenturningthematteroverinmymind,andstudyingoutaremedy.\"

  \"Thehighesttypeofphilosopherturnsathingoverinhismindandletssomeoneelsestudyoutaremedy.\"

  \"Yes,Iknow.IfeelthatImaybewronginmyprocesses,butIamsurethatIamrightinmyresults.Thereasonwhyourgrandmotherscouldbesuchgoodhousekeeperswithoutdangerofputtingastoptotheeternal—

  womanlywasthattheyhadsofewthingstolookafterintheirhouses.

  Lifewasindefinitelysimplerwiththem.Butthemodernimprovements,aswecallthem,havemultipliedthecaresofhousekeepingwithoutsubtractingitsburdens,astheywereexpectedtodo.Everynovelconvenienceandcomfort,everyarticleofbeautyandluxury,everymeansofrefinementandenjoymentinourhouses,hasbeensomuchaddedtotheburdensofhousekeeping,andthegranddaughtershaveinheritedfromthegrandmothersanundiminishedconscienceagainstrustandthemoth,whichwillnotsufferthemtoforgettheleastdutytheyowetothenaughtiestoftheirsuperfluities.\"

  \"Yes,Iseewhatyoumean,\"Isaid.Thisiswhatoneusuallysayswhenonedoesnotquiteknowwhatanotherisdrivingat;butinthiscaseI

  reallydidknow,orthoughtIdid.\"Thatsurvivaloftheconscienceisaverycuriousthing,especiallyinoureternal—womanly.IsupposethattheNorthAmericanconsciencewasevolvedfromtherudimentalEuropeanconscienceduringthefirstcenturiesofstrugglehere,andwasmoreorlessreligiousandeconomicalinitsorigin.Butwiththeadvanceofwealthandthedecayoffaithamongus,theconscienceseemstobesimplyconscientious,or,ifitisotherwise,itissocial.Theeternal—womanlycontinuesalongtheoldlinesofhousekeepingfromanatavisticimpulse,andnoonewomancanstopbecausealltheotherwomenaregoingon.Itissomethingintheair,orsomethingintheblood.Perhapsitissomethinginboth.\"

  \"Yes,\"saidmyfriend,quiteasIhadsaidalready,\"Iseewhatyoumean.

  ButIthinkitisintheairmorethanintheblood.IwasinParis,aboutthistimelastyear,perhapsbecauseIwastheonlythinginmyhousethathadnotbeenswathedincheese—cloth,ortiedupinabagwithdrawstrings,orrolledupwithmoth—ballsandputawayinchests.Atanyrate,Iwasthere.OnedayIleftmywifeinNewYorkcarefullytaggingthreeworn—outfeatherdusters,andputtingthemintoapillow—case,andtaggingit,andputtingthepillow—caseintoacamphoratedself—sealingpapersack,andtaggingit;andanotherdayIwasinParis,diningatthehouseofaladywhomIaskedhowshemanagedwiththethingsinherhousewhenshewentintothecountryforthesummer.\'Leavethemjustastheyare,\'shesaid.\'Butwhataboutthedustandthemoths,andtherustandthetarnish?\'Shesaid,\'Why,thethingswouldhavetobeallgoneoverwhenIcamebackintheautumn,anyway,andwhyshouldIgivemyselfdoubletrouble?\'Iaskedherifshedidn\'tevenrollanythingupandputitawayinclosets,andshesaid:\'Oh,youmeanthatoldAmericanhorrorofgettingreadytogoaway.Iusedtogothroughallthatathome,too,butIshouldn\'tdreamofithere.Inthefirstplace,therearenoclosetsinthehouse,andIcouldn\'tputanythingawayifIwantedto.

  Andreallynothinghappens.IscattersomePersianpowderalongtheedgesofthings,andunderthelowershelves,andinthedimcorners,andIpulldowntheshades.WhenIcomebackinthefallIhavethepowdersweptout,andtheshadespulledup,andbeginlivingagain.Supposealittledusthasgotin,andthemothshavenibbledalittlehereandthere?Thewholedamagewouldnotamounttohalfthecostofputtingeverythingawayandtakingeverythingout,nottospeakoftheweeksofdiscomfort,andthewearandtearofspirit.No,thankgoodness——IleftAmericanhousekeepinginAmerica.\'Iaskedher:\'Butifyouwentback?\'

  andshegaveasigh,andsaid:

  \'IsupposeIshouldgobacktothat,alongwithalltherest.Everybodydoesitthere.\'Soyousee,\"myfriendconcluded,\"it\'sintheair,ratherthantheblood.\"

  \"Thenyourfamousspecificisthatoureternal—womanlyshouldgoandliveinParis?\"

  \"Oh,dear,not\"saidmyfriend.\"Nothingsodrasticasallthat.Merelytheextinctionofhouseholdproperty.\"

  \"Iseewhatyoumean,\"Isaid.\"But——whatdoyoumean?\"

  \"Simplythathiredhouses,suchasmostofuslivein,shallallbefurnishedhouses,andthatthelandlordshallowneverystickinthem,andeveryappliancedowntothelastspoonandultimatetowel.Theremustbenocompromise,bywhichthetenantagreestoprovidehisownlinenandsilver;thatwouldneutralizetheeffectIintendbytheexpropriationofthepersonalproprietor,ifthatsayswhatImean.Itmustbeinthelease,withseverepenaltiesagainstthetenantincaseofviolation,thatthelandlordintofurnisheverythinginperfectorderwhenthetenantcomesin,andistoputeverythinginperfectorderwhenthetenantgoesout,andthetenantisnottotouchanything,tocleanit,ordustit,orrollitupinmoth—ballsandputitawayinchests.

  Allistobesosacredlyandinalienablythepropertyofthelandlordthatitshallconstituteakindoftrespassifthetenantattemptstoclosethehouseforthesummerortoopenitforthewinterintheusualwaythathousesarenowclosedandopened.Otherwisemyschemewouldbemeasurablyvitiated.\"

  \"Iseewhatyoumean,\"Imurmured.\"Well?\"

  \"Someyearsago,\"myfriendwenton,\"whenwecamehomefromEurope,weleftourfurnitureinstorageforatime,whileweratherdriftedabout,anddidnotsettleanywhereinparticular.Duringthatintervalmywifeopenedandclosedfivefurnishedhousesintwoyears.\"

  \"Andshehaslivedtotellthetale?\"

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