walkacrossthehills,toask\"whatthedayoftheweekwas?\"Theyhadlostcount,andthemanhadattendedtohisworkonadaywhichthedameaverredtobetheSabbath。HedeniedthatitWAStheSabbath,andIbelievethatitturnedouttobeaTuesday。ThislittleincidentgivessomeideaofthedelightfulabsenceofpopulationinGlenAline。Butnowordscanpainttheutterloneliness,whichcouldactuallybefelt——theemptymoors,theemptysky。Theheapsofstonesbyaburnside,hereandthere,showedthatacottagehadonceexistedwherenowwasnohabitation。
Onesuchspotwasrathertobeshunnedbythesuperstitious,forhere,about1698,acottarfamilyhadbeenevictedbyendlessunaccountabledisturbancesinthehouse。Stoneswerethrownbyinvisiblehands——thoughoccasionally,bytheway,awhitehand,withnoapparentbodyattachedtoit,WASviewedbythecuriouswhocametothespot。Heavyobjectsofallsortsfloatedintheair;
rappingsandvoiceswereheard;theendwallwaspulleddownbyanunknownagency。Thestoryisextantinapiousoldpamphletcalled\"SadduceesDefeated,\"andagreatdealmoretothesameeffect——amasterpiecebytheparishminister,signedandattestedbytheotherministersoftheGlenKens。TheEdinburgheditionofthepamphletisrare;theLondoneditionmaybeprocuredwithoutmuchdifficulty。
Thesiteofthisruinedcottage,however,hadnoterrorsfortheneighbours,orratherfortheneighbour,myshepherd。Infact,heseemedtohaveforgottenthelegendtillIremindedhimofit,forIhadcomeacrossthetaleinmyresearchesintotheUnexplained。
Theshepherdandhisfamily,indeed,werequitedevoidofsuperstition,andinthisrespectveryunlikethenorthernHighlanders。However,thefallencottagehadnothingtodowithmyownlittleadventureinGlenAline,andImentionitmerelyasthemostnotableofthetinyruinswhichattestthepresence,inthepast,ofalargerpopulation。Onecannotmarvelthatthepeople\"flitted\"fromthemoorsandmorassesofGlenAlineintolessmelancholyneighbourhoods。Theverysheepseemedscarcerherethanelsewhere;grouse-diseasehaddevastatedthemoors,sportsmenconsequentlydidnotvisitthem;andonlyafewbarrenpairs,withcrow-pickedskeletonsofdeadbirdsintheheathernowandthen,showedthattheshootingshadonceperhapsbeenmarketable。Myshepherd\'scottagewasfourmilesfromthelittle-travelledroadtoDalmellington;longbadmilestheywere,acrossbogandheather。
ConsequentlyIseldomsawanyfaceofman,exceptinoraboutthecottage。Myworkwentonrapidlyenoughinsuchanundisturbedlife。Empiresmightfall,partiesmightbreaklikeburstingshells,andbanksmightbreakalso:Iploddedonwithmylabour,andwenta-fishingwhenthedaypromisedwell。TherewasahilllochLochNanaboutfivemilesaway,whichIfavouredagooddeal。Thetroutwerelargeandfairofflesh,andinproperweathertheyroseprettyfreely,andcouldbetakenbyananglerwadingfromtheshore。Therewasnoboat。Thewading,however,wasdifficultanddangerous,owingtotheboggynatureofthebottom,whichquakedlikeaquicksandinsomeplaces。Theblackwater,neverstirredbyduckormoorhen,thedryrustlingreeds,thenoisomesmellofdecayingvegetable-matterwhenyoustirreditupinwading,theoccasionalpresenceofadeadsheepbythesullenmarginofthetarn,wereallopposedtocheerfulness。Still,thefishwerethere,andthe\"lane,\"whichsulkilyglidedfromthelochtowardsthedistantriver,containedsomemonsters,whichtookwormafteraflood。Onemistymorning,asIhadjusttoppedthelowridgefromwhichthelochbecamevisible,Isawamanfishingfrommyfavouritebench。NeverhadInoticedahumanbeingtherebefore,andIwasnotwellpleasedtothinkthatsomeemissaryofMr。WatsonLyallwasmakingexperimentsinLochNan,andwoulddescribeitin\"TheSportsman\'sGuide。\"Themistblewwhiteandthickforaminuteortwooverthelochside,asitoftendoesatLochSkene;sowhiteandthickandsuddenthatthebewilderedanglerthereisapttolosehisway,andfallovertheprecipiceoftheGreyMare\'sTail。Whenthecurtainofcloudroseagain,thelochwaslonely:theanglerhaddisappeared。Iwentonrejoicing,andmadeaprettygoodbasket,astheweatherimprovedandgrewwarmer——achangewhichgivesanappetitetotroutinsomehilllochs。AmongthesandsbetweenthestonesonthefartherbankI
foundtracesoftheangler\'sfootsteps;hewasnotaphantom,atallevents,forphantomsdonotwearheavilynailedboots,asheevidentlydid。Thetraces,whichweresoonlost,ofcourse,inclinedmetothinkthathehadretreatedupanarrowgreenburnside,withratherhighbanks,throughwhich,inrainyweather,asmallfeederfellintotheloch。Iguessedthathehadbeenfrightenedawaybythedescentofthemist,whichusually\"putsdown\"thetroutandpreventsthemfromfeeding。Inthatcasehisalarmwaspremature。Imarchedhomewards,happywiththeunaccustomedweightofmybasket,thecontentsofwhichwereawelcomechangefromtheusualporridgeandpotatoes,teawithoutmilk,jam,andsconesoftheshepherd\'stable。But,asIreachedtheheightabovethelochonmywestwardpath,andlookedbacktoseeifrisingfishweredimplingthestillwaters,allflushedastheywerewithsunset,behold,therewastheOtherManatworkagain!
IshouldhavethoughtnomoreabouthimhadInottwiceafterwardsseenhimatadistance,fishingupa\"lane\"aheadofme,intheloneliestregions,andthereby,ofcourse,spoilingmysport。I
knewhimbyhispeculiarstoop,whichseemednotunfamiliartome,andbyhishat,whichwasoftheclericalpatternonceknown,perhapsstillknown,as\"aBible-reader\'s\"——alow,soft,slouchedblackfelt。ThesecondtimethatIfoundhimthusanticipatingme,Ileftofffishingandwalkedratherbrisklytowardshim,tosatisfymycuriosity,andasktheusualquestions,\"Whatsport?\"
and\"Whatflies?\"Butassoonasheobservedmecominghestrodeoffacrosstheheather。Uncourteousasitseems,IfeltsoinquisitivethatIfollowedhim。Buthewalkedsorapidly,andwassomanifestlyanxioustoshakemeoff,thatIgaveupthepursuit。
Evenifhewereapoacherwhoseconsciencesmotehimforusingsalmon-roe,Iwasnot\"mybrother\'skeeper,\"noranybody\'skeeper。
Hemight\"otter\"theloch,buthowcouldIpreventhim?
Itwasnoaffairofmine,andyet——wherehadIseenhimbefore?
Hisgait,hisstoop,thecarriageofhishead,allseemedfamiliar——
butashort-sightedmanisaccustomedtothiskindofpuzzle:heisalwaysrecognisingthewrongperson,whenhedoesnotfailtorecognisetherightone。
Iamrathershort-sighted,butsciencehasitsresources。Twoorthreedaysaftermyencounterwiththisveryshysportsman,IwentagaintoLochNan。ButthistimeItookwithmeastrongfield-
glass。AsInearedthecrestofthelowheatheryslopeimmediatelyabovetheloch,whencethewaterfirstcomesintoview,Ilaydownonthegroundandcrawledlikeadeer-stalkertotheskyline。
ThenIgotouttheglassandreconnoitred。Therewasmyfriend,sureenough;moreover,hewasplayingaveryrespectabletrout。
Buthewasfishingonthenearsideoftheloch,andthoughIhadquiteadistinctviewofhisback,andindeedofallhisattenuatedform,Iwasasfaraseverfromrecognisinghim,orguessingwhere,ifanywhere,Ihadseenhimbefore。Inowdeterminedtostalkhim;
butthiswasnottooeasy,asthereisliterallynocoveronthehillsideexceptalongmarchdykeoftheusualloosestones,whichrandowntotheloch-side,andindeedthreeorfourfeetintotheloch,reachingitatashortdistancetotherightoftheangler。
BehindthisIskulked,inaneagerlyundignifiedmanner,andwasjustabouttoclimbthewallunobserved,whentwogrousegotup,withtheirwild\"cluckcluck\"ofalarm,andflewdownpasttheanglerandovertheloch。Hedidnotevenlookround,butjerkedhislineoutofthewater,reeleditup,andsetoffwalkingalongtheloch-side。Hewasmaking,nodoubt,forthelittleglenupwhichIfanciedthathemusthaveretreatedonthefirstoccasionwhensawhim。Isetoffwalkingroundthetarnonmyownside——theleftside——expectingtoanticipatehim,andthathemustpassmeonhiswayupthelittleburnside。ButIhadmiscalculatedthedistance,orthepace。Hewasfirstattheburnside;andnowI
castcourtesyandeverythingbutcuriositytothewinds,anddeliberatelyfollowedhim。Hewasafewscoreofyardsaheadofme,walkingrapidly,whenhesuddenlyclimbedtheburnsidetotheleft,andwaslosttomyeyesforafewmoments。Ireachedtheplace,ascendedthesteepgreendeclivityandfoundmyselfontheopenundulatingmoor,withnohumanbeinginsight!
Thegrassandheatherwereshort。Isawnobush,nohollow,wherehecouldbyanypossibilityhavehiddenhimself。HadhemetaBoojumhecouldnothavemore\"softlyandsuddenlyvanishedaway。\"
Imakenopretenceofbeingmorecourageousthanmyneighbours,and,inthisjuncture,perhapsIwaslessso。ThelongdaysoflonelinessinwasteGlenAline,andtoomanysolitarycigarettes,hadprobablyinjuredmynerve。So,whenIsuddenlyheardasighandthehalf-smotheredsoundofaconvulsivecough-hollow,ifeveracoughwashollow——hardbyme,atmysideasitwere,andyetcouldbeholdnoman,noranyplacewhereamanmightconcealhimself——nothingbutmoorandskyandtuftsofrushes——thenI
turnedaway,andwalkeddowntheglen:notslowly。IshallnotdenythatIoftenlookedovermyshoulderasIwent,andthat,whenIreachedtheloch,Ididnotanglewithoutmanyabackwardglance。
Suchanappearanceanddisappearanceasthis,Iremembered,wereintheexperienceofSirWalterScott。Lockhartdoesnottelltheanecdote,whichisinalittleanonymousvolume,\"RecollectionsofSirWalterScott,\"publishedbeforeLockhart\'sbook。SirWalterreportsthathewasonceridingacrossthemoortoAshiesteil,intheclearbrownsummertwilight,aftersunset。Hesawamanalittlewayaheadofhim,but,justbeforehereachedthespot,themandisappeared。Scottrodeaboutandabout,searchingthelowheatherasIhaddone,buttonopurpose。Herodeon,and,glancingback,sawthesamemanatthesameplace。Heturnedhishorse,gallopedtothespot,andagain——nothing!\"Then,\"saysSirWalter,\"neitherthemarenorIcaredtowaitanylonger。\"NeitherhadIcaredtowait,andifthereisanyshameintheconfession,onmyheadbeit!
Therecameaweekofblazingsummerweather;trampingovermoorstolochslikesheetsofburnishedsteelwasoutofthequestion,andI
workedatmybook,whichnowwasallbutfinished。AtlengthI
wroteTHEEND,and\"olebonouff!quejepoussais,\"asFlaubertsaysaboutoneofhisownlaboriousconclusions。Theweatherbroke,wehadadeluge,andthencameasoftcloudyday,withawarmsouthernwindsuggestingafinalmarchonLochNan。Ipackedsomesconesandmarmaladeintomycreel,filledmyflaskwithwhiskey,mycigarette-casewithcigarettes,andstartedonthefamiliartrackwiththehappiestanticipations。TheLoneFisherwasquiteoutofmymind;thedaywasexhilarating——oneofthosetruefishing-dayswhenyoufeelthepresenceofthesunwithoutseeinghim。Still,Ilookedrathercautiouslyovertheedgeoftheslopeabovetheloch,and,byJove!therehewas,fishingthenearside,andwadingdeepamongthereeds!Ididnotstalkhimthistime,butsetoffrunningdownthehillsidebehindhim,asquicklyasmybasket,withitsloadofwadersandboots,wouldpermit。I
waswithinfortyyardsofhim,whenhegaveawildstagger,triedtorecoverhimself,failed,and,thistime,disappearedinaperfectlylegitimateandaccountablemanner。Thetreacherouspeatybottomhadgivenway,andhisfloatinghat,withasplashonthesurface,andafewblackbubbles,wereallthattestifiedtohisexistence。Therewasabrokenoldpalinghardby;Itoreoffalongplank,wadedinasnearasIdared,and,byhelpoftheplank,afteragooddealofslipping,whichinvolvedanexemplarydrenching,Isucceededingettinghimontodryland。Hewasadistressingspectacle——hisbodyandfaceallblackenedwiththeslimypeat-mud;andhefellhalf-faintingonthegrass,convulsedbyaterriblecough。Myfirstcarewastogivehimwhiskey,byperhapsamistakenimpulseofhumanity;mynext,ashelay,exhausted,wastobringwaterinmyhat,andremovetheblackmudfromhisface。
ThenIsawPercyAllen——AllenofSt。Jude\'s!Hisfacewaswasted,histhinlongbeardhehadnotwornabeardofold,cloggedasitwaswithpeat-stains,showedflecksofgrey。
\"Allen——Percy!\"Isaid;\"whatwindblewYOUhere?\"
Buthedidnotanswer;and,ashecoughed,itwastooplainthattheshockofhisaccidenthadbrokensomevesselinthelungs。I
tendedhimaswellasIknewhowtodoit。Isatbesidehim,givinghimwhatcomfortImight,andallthetimemymemoryflewbacktocollegedays,andtoourstrangeandmostunhappylastmeeting,andhissubsequentinevitabledisgrace。Farawayfromhere——LochNanandthevacantmoors——mymemorywandered。
ItwasatBlocksby\'sauction-room,inastreetneartheStrand,ontheeveofagreatbook-salethreeyearsbefore,thatwehadmet,foralmostthelasttime,asIbelieved,thoughitistruethatwehadnotspokenonthatoccasion。ItisnecessarythatIshouldexplainwhatoccurred,orwhatIandthreeothercrediblewitnessesbelievedtohaveoccurred;for,uponmyword,themoreIseeandhearofhumanevidenceofanyevent,thelessdoIregarditasestablishinganythingbetterthananexcessivelyprobablehypothesis。
Tomakealongstoryasshortasmaybe,IshouldsaythatAllenandIhadbeenacquaintedwhenwewereundergraduates;that,whenfellowsofourrespectivecolleges,ouracquaintancehadbecomeintimate;thatwehadoncesharedalittlebitoffishingontheTest;andthatwewerebothbook-collectors。Iwasacomparativelysanebibliomaniac,buttoAllenthetimecamewhenhegrudgedeverypennythathedidnotspendonrarebooks,andwhenheactuallygaveuphisshareofthewaterweusedtotaketogether,thathiscontributiontotherentmightgoforrareeditionsandbindings。
Afterthisdeplorablechangeofcharacterwenaturallysaweachotherless,butwewerestillfriendly。Iwentuptotowntoscribble;AllenstayedonatOxford。OnedayIchancedtogointoBlocksby\'srooms;itwasaFriday,Iremember——therewastobeagreatsaleontheMonday。ThereImetAlleninecstasiesoveroneofthebooksdisplayedinthelittlesideroomontherighthandofthesale-room。Hehadtakenoutofaglasscaseandwasgloatingoverabookwhich,itseems,hadlongbeentheBlueRoseofhisfancyasacollector。HewascrazedaboutLongepierre,theoldFrenchamateur,whosevolumes,youmayremember,werealwaysboundinbluemorocco,andtooled,onthecentreandatthecorners,withhisbadge,theGoldenFleece。NowthetomewhichsofascinatedAllenwasaTheocritus,publishedatRomebyCaliergus——aTheocritusonbluepaper,ifyouplease,boundinLongepierre\'smoroccolivery,doublewithredmorocco,and,ohecstasy!withacopyofLongepierre\'sversionofoneIdyllontheflyleaf,signedwiththetranslator\'sinitials,andheaded\"aMonRoy。\"ItisknowntothecuriousthatLouisXIV。particularlyadmiredandpraisedthislittlepoem,callingit\"amodelofhonourablegallantry。\"Clearlythegratefulauthorhadpresentedhisowncopytotheking;andhereitwas,whenkingandcrownhadgonedownintodust。
Allenshowedmethebook;hecouldhardlyletitleavehishands。
\"Hereisapearl,\"hehadsaid,\"agembeyondprice!\"
\"I\'mafraidyou\'llfinditso,\"Isaid;\"thatisforaPailletorRothschild,notforyou,myboy。\"
\"Ifearso,\"hehadanswered;\"ifIweretosellmywholelibraryto-morrow,Icouldhardlyraisethemoney;\"forhewaspoor,anditwasrumouredthathismaniahadalreadymadehimacquaintedwiththeJews。
Weparted。Iwenthometochambers;AllenstayedadoringtheunexampledLongepierre。ThatnightIdinedout,andhappenedtositnextayoungladywhopossessedagreatdealoftaste,thoughthatwastheleastofhercharms。Thefashionforbook-collectingwasamongherinnocentpleasures;shehadseenAllen\'sbooksatOxford,andItoldherofhislongingsfortheTheocritus。MissBretonatoncewaseagertoseethebook,andtheotherbooks,andIobtainedleavetogowithherandMrs。Bretontotheauction-
roomsnextday。Thelittleside-roomwherethetreasuresweredisplayedwasempty,exceptforanattendant,whenwewentin;welookedatthethingsandmadelearnedremarks,butIadmitthatI
wasmoreconcernedtolookatMissBretonthanatanyworkinleatherbyDeromeorBauzonnet。Wewerethusagooddealoccupied,perhaps,witheachother;peoplecameandwent,whileourheadswerebentoveracaseofvolumesunderthewindow。WhenweDID
leave,ontheappealofMrs。Breton,weboth——bothIandKate——MissBreton,Imean——sawAllen——atleastIsawhim,andbelievedSHE
did——absorbedingazingattheLongepierreTheocritus。Hehelditrathernearhisface;thegas,whichhadbeenlit,fellontheshiningGoldenFleecesofthecover,onhislongthinhandsandeagerstudiousfeatures。Itwouldhavebeenapitytodisturbhiminhisecstasy。IlookedatMissBreton;webothsmiled,and,ofcourse,Ipresumedwesmiledforthesamereason。
Ihappentoknow,andunluckilydidithappen,theveryminuteofthehourwhenweleftBlocksby\'s。Itwasaquartertofouro\'clock——achurch-towerwaschimingthethree-quartersintheStrand,andIlookedhalfmechanicallyatmyownwatch,whichwasfiveminutesfast。OnSundayIwentdowntoOxford,andhappenedtowalkintoAllen\'srooms。Hewaslyingonasofareadingthe\"Spectator。\"Afterchattingalittle,Isaid,\"Youtooknonoticeofme,noroftheBretonsyesterday,Allen,atBlocksby\'s。\"
\"Ididn\'tseeyou,\"hesaid;andashewasspeakingtherecameaknockatthedoor。
\"Comein!\"criedAllen,andamanenteredwhowasastrangertome。
Youwouldnothavecalledhimagentlemanperhaps。However,I
admitthatIampossiblynogreatjudgeofagentleman。
Allenlookedup。
\"Hullo,Mr。Thomas,\"hesaid,\"haveyoucomeuptoseeMr。Mortby?\"
mentioningawell-knownOxfordbibliophile。\"Wharton,\"hewenton,addressingme,\"thisisMr。ThomasfromBlocksby\'s。\"Ibowed。Mr。
Thomasseemedembarrassed。\"CanIhaveawordalonewithyou,sir?\"hemurmuredtoAllen。
\"Certainly,\"answeredAllen,lookingrathersurprised。\"You\'llexcusemeamoment,Wharton,\"hesaidtome。\"Stopandlunch,won\'tyou?There\'stheold\"Spectator\"foryou;\"andheledMr。
Thomasintoasmalldenwhereheusedtohearhispupilsreadtheiressays,andsoforth。
Inafewminuteshecameout,lookingratherpale,andtookanembarrassedfarewellofMr。Thomas。
\"Lookhere,Wharton,\"hesaidtome,\"hereisacuriousbusiness。
ThatfellowfromBlocksby\'stellsmethattheLongepierreTheocritusdisappearedyesterdayafternoon;thatIwasthelastpersoninwhosehanditwasseen,andthatnotonlythemanwhoalwaysattendsintheroombutLordTarrasandMr。Wentworth,sawitinMYhandsjustbeforeitwasmissed。\"
\"Whatanuisance!\"Ianswered。\"YouwerelookingatitwhenMissBretonandIsawyou,andyoudidn\'tnoticeus;DoesThomasknowWHEN——Imeanaboutwhato\'clock——thebookwasfirstmissed?\"
\"That\'stheluckypartofthewholeworry,\"saidAllen。\"Ilefttheroomsatthreeexactly,anditwasmissedabouttenminutestofour;dozensofpeoplemusthavehandleditinthatintervaloftime。Sointerestingabook!\"
\"But,\"Isaid,andpaused——\"areyousureyourwatchwasright?\"
\"Quitecertain;besides,Ilookedatachurchclock。Whyonearthdoyouask?\"
\"Because——Iamawfullysorry——thereissomeunluckymuddle;butitwasexactlyaquarter,orperhapsseventeenminutes,tofourwhenbothMissBretonandIsawyouabsorbedintheLongepierre。\"
\"Oh,it\'squiteIMPOSSIBLE,\"Allenanswered;\"IwasfarenoughawayfromBlocksby\'sataquartertofour。\"
\"That\'sallright,\"Isaid。\"Ofcourseyoucanprovethat;ifitisnecessary;thoughIdaresaythebookhasfallenbehindarowofothers,andhasbeenfoundbythistime。Wherewereyouataquartertofour?\"
\"Ireallydon\'tfeelobligedtostandacross-examinationbeforemytime,\"answeredAllen,flushingalittle。ThenIrememberedthatI
wasengagedtolunchatAllSouls\',whichwastrueenough;
convenienttoo,forIdonotquiteseehowtheconversationcouldhavebeencarriedonpleasantlymuchfurther。ForIHADseenhim——
notadoubtaboutit。Buttherewasonecuriousthing。NexttimeImetMissBretonItoldherthestory,andsaid,\"YourememberhowwesawAllen,atBlocksby\'s,justasweweregoingaway?\"
\"No,\"shesaid,\"Ididnotseehim;wherewashe?\"
\"Thenwhydidyousmile——don\'tyouremember?Ilookedathimandatyou,andIthoughtyousmiled!\"
\"Because——well,IsupposebecauseYOUsmiled,\"shesaid。Andthesubjectoftheconversationwaschanged。
Itwasanexcessivelyawkwardaffair。Itdidnotcome\"beforethepublic,\"except,ofcourse,intheagreeablymythicalgossipofaneveningpaper。Therewasnomorepublicscandalthanthat。Allenwasmerelyruined。ThematterwasintroducedtothenoticeoftheWardensandtheotherFellowsofSt。Jude\'s。WhatLordTarrassaw,whatMr。Wentworthsaw,whatIsaw,clearlyprovedthatAllenwasintheauction-rooms,andhadtheconfoundedbookinhishand,atanhourwhen,asHEasserted,hehadlefttheplaceforsometime。
Itwasadmittedbyoneofthepeopleemployedatthesale-roomsthatAllenhadbeennoticedhewaswellknownthereleavingthehouseatthree。Buthemusthavecomebackagain,ofcourse,asatleastfourpeoplecouldhavesworntohispresenceintheshow-roomataquartertofouro\'clock。Whenhewasaskedinaprivateinterview,bytheHeadofhisCollege,tosaywherehewentafterleavingBlocksby\'sAllenrefusedtoanswer。Hemerelysaidthathecouldnotprovethefacts;thathisownwordwouldnotbetakenagainstthatofsomanyunprejudicedandevenfriendlywitnesses。
Hesimplythrewupthegame。Heresignedhisfellowship;hetookhisnameoffthebooks;hedisappeared。
Therewasagooddealoftalk;peoplespokeabouttheunscrupulousnessofcollectors,andrepeatedoldanecdotesonthatsubject。Thenthebusinesswasforgotten。Next,inayear\'stimeorso,thebook——theconfoundedLongepierre\'sTheocritus——wasfoundinapawnbroker\'sshop。Thehistoryofitsadventureswastracedbeyondashadowofdoubt。Ithadbeenveryadroitlystolen,anddisposedof,byanotoriousbook-thief,agentlemanbybirth——nowdead,butwellremembered。AskMr。Quaritch!
Allen\'sabsoluteinnocencewasthusdemonstratedbeyondcavil,thoughnobodypaidanyparticularattentiontothedemonstration。
AsforAllen,hehadvanished;hewasheardofnomore。
HewasHERE;dyinghere,besidetheblackwaveofloneLochNan。
Allthis,solonginthetelling,Ihadtimeenoughtothinkover,asIsatandwatchedhim,andwipedhislipswithwaterfromtheburn,clearerandsweeterthanthewateroftheloch。
Atlasthisfitofcoughingceased,andakindofpeacecameintohisface。
\"Allen,mydearoldboy,\"Isaid——Idon\'toftenusethelanguageofaffection——\"didyouneverhearthatallthatstupidstorywasclearedup;thateveryoneknowsyouareinnocent?\"
Heonlyshookhishead;hedidnotdaretospeak,buthelookedhappier,andheputhishandinmine。
Isatholdinghishand,strokingit。Idon\'tknowhowlongIsatthere;Ihadputmycoatandwaterproofunderhim。Hewas\"wetthrough,\"ofcourse;therewaslittleuseinwhatIdid。WhatcouldIdowithhim?howbringhimtoawarmanddryplace?
Theideaseemedtostrikehim,forhehalfroseandpointedtothelittleburnside,acrosstheloch。Aplanoccurredtome;Itorealeaffrommysketch-book,putthepaperwithpencilinhishand,andsaid,\"Wheredoyoulive?Don\'tspeak。Write。\"
Hewroteinafaintscrawl,\"Helpmetothatburnside。ThenIcanguideyou。\"
IhardlyknowhowIgothimthere,for,lightashewas,IamnoHercules。However,withmanyarest,wereachedthelittledell;
andthenIcarriedhimupitsgreenside,andlaidhimontheheatherofthemoor。
Hewroteagain:
\"Gotothatclumpofrushes——thethirdfromthelittlehillock。
Thenlook,butbecareful。Thenliftthebiggrasstussock。\"
ThespotwhichAllenindicatedwasonthesideofarathersteepgrassyslope。Iapproachedit,draggedatthetussockofgrass,whichcameawayeasilyenough,andrevealedtheentrancetonomoreromantichiding-placethananoldsecretwhiskey\"still。\"Privatestills,notuncommoninSutherlandandsomeothernorthernshires,areextinctinGalloway。Allenhadprobablyfoundthisonebyaccidentinhiswanderings,andinhishalf-insanebitternessagainstmankindhadmadeit,forsometimeatleast,hishome。Thesmoke-blackenedwalls,therecesseswheretheworm-tubandthestillnowstood,allplainlyenoughbetrayedtheoriginaluserofthehiding-place。Therewasalowbedstead,ashelfortwo,whereonlayafewbooks——aShakespeare,aHomer,aWalton,Plutarch\'s\"Lives\";verylittleelseoutofalibraryoncesorich。
Therewasatubofoatmeal,aheapofdrypeat,twoorthreeeggsinaplate,somebottles,akegofwhiskey,somesardine-tins,aboxwithclothes——thatwasnearlyallthe\"plenishing\"ofthishermitage。Itwasneverlikelytobediscovered,exceptbythesmoke,whentheinmatelitafire。Thelocalshepherdknewit,ofcourse,butAllenhadboughthissilence,notthatthereweremanyneighboursfortheshepherdtotattlewith。
Allenhadrecoveredstrengthenoughbythistimetoreachhisdenwithlittleassistance。Hemademebeatupthewhiteofoneoftheeggswithalittleturpentine,whichwasprobably,underthecircumstances,thebeststypticforhismaladywithinhisreach。I
lithisfireofpeats,undressedhim,puthimtobed,andmadehimascomfortableasmightbeinthedenwhichhehadchosen。ThenI
wentbacktotheshepherd\'s,sentamessengertothenearestdoctor,andprocuredakindofsledge,generallyusedfordraggingpeathome,wherein,withabundanceofblanketsforcovering,I
hopedtobringAllenbacktotheshepherd\'scottage。
Nottodelayoverdetails,thiswasmanagedatlast,andtheunhappyfellowwasunderasubstantialroof。Buthewasveryill;
hebecamedeliriousandravedofmanythings——talkedofoldcollegeadventures,bidrecklesslyforimaginarybooks,andpractisedothereccentricitiesoffever。
Whenhisfeverlefthimhewasabletoconverseinaway——I
talking,andhescrawlingfaintlywithapencilonpaper。Itoldhimhowhischaracterhadbeencleared,howhehadbeenhuntedfor,advertisedfor,vainlyenough。Totheshepherds\'cottageswherehehadlivedtillthebeginningofthatsummer,newspapersrarelycame;tohisdenintheoldsecretstill,ofcoursetheynevercameatall。
Hisownstoryofwhathehadbeendoingatthefatalhourwhensomanypeoplesawhimattheauction-roomswasbrief。Hehadlefttherooms,ashesaid,atthreeo\'clock,ponderinghowhemightraisemoneyforthebookonwhichhisheartwasset。Hisfeethadtakenhim,halfunconsciously,toadismalcourt,PlaceofIsraeliteresort,wheredweltanddealtoneIsaacs,fromwhomhehad,atvarioustimes,borrowedmoneyonusury。ThenameofIsaacswasoverabell,oneofmanyatthedoor,and,whenthebellwasrung,thestreetdoor\"openedofhisownaccord,\"likethatofthelittletobacco-and-talkclubwhichusedtoexistinanalleyoffPallMall。Allenrangthebell,theouterdooropened,and,ashewasstandingatthedoorofIsaacs\'chambers,beforehehadknocked,THATportalalsoopened,andtheoffice-boy,ayoungJew,slunkcautiouslyout。OnseeingAllen,hehadseemedatoncesurprisedandalarmed。Allenaskedifhismasterwasin;theladanswered\"No\"inahesitatingway;butonsecondthoughts,averredthatIsaacs\"wouldbebackimmediately,\"andrequestedAllentogoinandwait。Hedidso,butIsaacsnevercame,andAllenfellasleep。
Hehadaverydistinctandsingulardream,hesaid,ofbeinginMessrs。Blocksy\'srooms,ofhandlingtheLongepierre,andofseeingWentworththere,andLordTarras。Whenhewakenedhewasverycold,and,ofcourse,itwaspitchdark。Hedidnotrememberwherehewas;helitamatchandacandleonthechimney-piece。Thenslowlyhismemorycamebacktohim,andnotonlyhismemory,buthisconsciousnessofwhathehadwhollyforgotten——namely,thatthiswasSaturday,theSabbathoftheJews,andthattherewasnotthefaintestchanceofIsaacs\'arrivalathisplaceofbusiness。
InthesamemomenttheembarrassmentandconfusionoftheyoungIsraeliteflashedvividlyacrosshismind,andhesawthathewasinaveryawkwardposition。IfthatfairHebrewboyhadbeenrobbing,ortryingtorob,thetill,thenAllen\'spositionwasseriousindeed,asherehewas,alone,atanuntimelyhour,intheoffice。Soheblewthecandleout,andwentdownthedingystairsasquietlyaspossible,tookthefirstcabhemet,drovetoPaddington,andwentuptoOxford。
ItisprobablethattheyoungchildofIsrael,ifhehadbeenattemptinganymischief,didnotsucceedinit。Hadtherebeenanytrouble,itislikelyenoughthathewouldhaveinvolvedAlleninthegrief。ThenAllenwouldhavebeenina,perhaps,unprecedentedposition。Hecouldhaveestablishedanalibi,asfarastheJew\'saffairswent,byprovingthathehadbeenatBlocksby\'satthehourwhentheboywouldtruthfullyhaveswornthathehadlethimintoIsaacs\'chambers。And,asfarasthechargeagainsthimatBlocksby\'swent,theevidenceoftheyoungJewwouldhavegonetoprovethathewasatIsaacs\',wherehehadnobusinesstobe,whenwesawhimatBlocksby\'s。But,unhappily,eachalibiwouldhavebeenalmostequallycompromising。Thedifficultyneverarose,butthereasonwhyAllenrefusedtogiveanyaccountofwhathehadbeendoing,andwherehehadbeen,atfouro\'clockonthatSaturdayafternoon——arefusalthattoldsoheavilyagainsthim——isnowsufficientlyclear。Hisstatementwould,wemaybelieve,neverhavebeencorroboratedbytheyouthfulHebrew,whocertainlyhadhisownexcellentreasonsforsilence,andwhoprobablyhadcarefullyestablishedanalibiofhisownelsewhere。
ThetrueaccountofAllen\'sappearance,orapparition,atBlocksby\'s,whenIandTarras,Wentworthandtheattendantrecognisedhim,andMissBretondidNOT,isthuspartoftheHistoryoftheUnexplained。AllenmighthaveappealedtoprecedentsintheannalsofthePsychicalSociety,wheretheyexistinscores,andaretechnicallystyled\"collectivehallucinations。\"
Butneitherajury,norajudge,perhaps,wouldacceptthetestimonyofexpertsinPsychicalResearchifofferedinacriminaltrial,noracquitawraith。
Possiblythisscepticismhasneveryetinjuredthecauseofaninnocentman。YetIknow,inmyownpersonalexperience,andhaveheardfromothers,frommenofage,sagacity,andacquaintancewiththegreatestaffairs,instancesinwhichpeoplehavebeendistinctlyseenbysane,healthy,andhonourablewitnesses,inplacesandcircumstanceswhereitwasaswesay\"physicallyimpossible\"thattheyshouldhavebeen,andwheretheycertainlywerenotthemselvesawareofhavingbeen。Thatiswhyhumantestimonyseemstometoestablishnomore,incertaincircumstances,thanahighlyprobableworkinghypothesis——ahypothesisonwhich,ofcourse,weareboundtoact。
Thereislittlemoretotell。Bydintofcarefulnursing,poorAllenwasenabledtotravel;hereachedMentone,andtherethemistralendedhim。Hewasalonelyman,withnokinsfolk;hischaracterwasclearedamongthepeoplewhoknewhimbest;theothershaveforgottenhim。Nobodycanbeinjuredbythisexplanationofhissilencewhencalledontoprovehisinnocence,andofhisunusuallysuccessfulvanishingfromasocietywhichhadnevertriedveryhardtodiscoverhiminhisretreat。Hehaslivedandsufferedanddied,andleftbehindhimlittlebutanincidentintheHistoryoftheUnexplained。
THECOMPLETEBUNGLER
SCENEI——HAMPSHIRE
PISCATORANGLUS。PISCATORSCOTUS
Scotus——Well,nowlet\'sgotoyoursportofangling。Where,Master,isyourriver?
Anglus——Marry,\'tishere;markyou,thisisthefamousTest。
Scotus——What,Master,thisdryditch?Therebescarcethreeinchesofwaterinit。
Anglus——Patience,Scholar,thewaterisinthemeadows,orMasterOakley,themiller,isholdingitup。Nay,letuswaitheresomehourorsotillthewateristurnedon。Orperchance,Scholar,forthematteroffiveshillings,MasterOakleywillevenraisehishatches,anyouhaveacrownaboutyou。
Scotus——Ilikenottopartwithmysubstance,but,asneedsmust,here,Master,isthecoin。
[ExitANGLUStotheMill。Hereturns。
Anglus——Now,Scholar,saidInotso?Thewateristurnedonagain,and,loyou,atthetailofyonderstream,afairtroutisrising。Youshallseeatouchofourcraft。
[ANGLUScrawlsonhisbellyintoatuftofnettles,wherehekneelsandflickshisflyforabouttenminutes。
Anglus——Alas,hehasceasedrising,andIamgrievouslyentangledinthesenettles。Come,Scholar,butwarily,lestyefrightmyfish,andnow,disentanglemyhook。
Scotus——Hereisyourhook,but,marry,myfingerstingleshrewdlywiththenettles;alsoImarkedthefishhastingupstream。
Anglus——Nay,come,weshallevenlookforanother。
Scotus——Oh,Master,whatisthis?Thatwhichbutnowwasdryditchispresentlysaladbowl!Markyouhowthegreenvegetablescoverthewaters!Weshallhavenosport。
Anglus——Patience,Scholar;\'tisbutMasterHedgely\'smen,cuttingtheweedsabove。Wemayrestussomehourortwo,tilltheygoby。
Or,perchance,foramatteroffiveshillings-
Scotus——Nay,Master,thisEnglishanglingisovercostly。Therentofyourditchishigh,theexpensesoftravelareburdensome。
IncrawlingthroughyournettlesandthistlesIhavescratchedmyface,andtornmyraiment,andIwillnotpaythelabourertoceaselabouringinhisindustry。
Anglus——Whythen,pazienza,Scholar,orlistenwhileIsingthatsweetdittyofcountrycontentmentandanangler\'slife,writbyworthyMasterHacklelongago。
SONG
TheAnglerhathajollylifeWhobytherailrunsdown,Andleaveshisbusinessandhiswife,Andallthedinoftown。
Thewinddownstreamisblowingstraight,Andnowherecastcanhe;
Thenlo,hedothbutsitandwaitInkindlycompany。
Orelsementurnthewateroff,Orfolkbecuttingweed,Whilehedothatmisfortunescoff,Fromeverytroublefreed。
Orelsehewaitethforarise,Andne\'erarisemaysee;
Forwhy,therearenotanyfliesTobearhimcompany。
Or,ifhemarkarisingtrout,Hestraightwayiscaughtup,Andthenhetakeshisflasketout,Anddrinksarousingcup。
Orifatrouthechancetohook,Weededandbrokeishe,AndthenbefindsagoodlybookInstructivecompany。
Whatthinkyouofmysong,Scholar?\'Tischoicelymusical。What,heisgone!ApestonthoseNortherners;theyhavenomanners。
Now,methinksIdorememberatroutcalledGeorge,aheavyfellowthatlieseverunderthearchofyonderbridge,wherethereisshelterfromthewind。HoforGeorge!
[Exitsinging。
SCENEII——ABRIDGE
EnterANGLUS
Anglus——NowtocreeplikeyourIndianofVirginiaontheprey,andangleforGeorge。I\'faith,heisalustytrout;manyagoodWickhamhaveIlostinGeorge。
[Heensconceshimselfinthemiddleofathornbush。
Anglus——Thereheis,Imarkhisbigbackfin。Nowspeedme,St。
Peter,patronofallhonestanglers!Butfirsttodrymyfly!
[Heflickshisflyfortenminutes。EnterBOYonBridge。ANGLUS
makeshiscast,tooshort。BOYheavesagreatstonefromtheBridge。ExitGEORGE。ExitBOY。
Anglus——Oh,Mass!verilytheanglerhadneedofpatience!Yonderboyhathspoiledmysport,andwereitnotthatswearingfrightsthefish,Icouldfinditinmyhearttosayanoathortwain。
But,ha,herecometheswallows,hawkinglowonthestream。Now,werebutmyScholarhere,Icouldimparttohimmuchhonestloreconcerningtheswallow,andotherbirds。Butwhereshehawks,thereflymustbe,andfishwillrise,and,lookyou,Idomarkthetroutfeedinginyonderfordbelowtheplankbridge。
[ANGLUSstealsoff,andgingerlytakesuphisposition。
Anglus——Marry,thatisagoodtroutundertheburdock!
[Heiscaughtupintheburdock,andbreakshistackle。
Anglus——Nowtoknotafreshcast。Marry,buttheyarefeedinggaily!Howkindlyistheangler\'slife;heharmethnofishthatswims,yettheSpectatordeemethoursacruelsport。Ah,goodMasterTownsendandlearnedMasterHutton,littleyewotofourcountrycontents。So,Iamreadyagain,andthisWhitchurchdunwillbeguileyonderfish,Idoubtnot。Marry,howthickthefliescome,andhowthefishdorevelinthismercifulprovenderthatHeavensendeth!VerilyIknownotatwhichofthesegreatfellowstomakemyessay。
[Entertwenty-fourcallowyoungducks,swimmingupstream。Theduckschevytheflies,takingthemoutoftheverymouthsofthetrout。
Anglus——Oh,mercy。Ihavehookedayoungduck!Whereismylanding-net?Nay,Ihaveleftitunderyonderelm!
[Hestruggleswiththeyoungduck。BytheconclusionofthefraytheRiseisover。
Anglus——Ihavesavedmyfly,butlo,thetrouthaveceasedtofeed,andwillrisenomoretillaftersunset。Well,\"amerryheartgoesalltheway!\"Andlo,herecomesmyScholar。Ho,runaway,howhaveyousped?
Scotus——Notill。Herebemyspoils,greatones;buthowfaint-
heartedareyoursoutherntrout!
Anglus——Thatfatfellowisagoodthreepoundsbythescales。
But,Scholar,withwhatflycaughtyethese,andwhere?
Scotus——Marry,Master,inaMill-tail,wherethewaterlaggednot,butranfreeasitdothinbonnyScotland;norwithnoflydidI
griphim,butwithanartificialpenk,orminnow。Itwasmadebyahandsomewomanthathadafinehand,andwroughtforMasterBrown,ofAberdeen。Themould,orbodyoftheminnow,isofparchment,methinks,andhehathfinsofcopper,allsocuriouslydissembledthatitwillbeguileanysharp-sightedtroutinaswiftstream。
MencallitaPhantom,Master;wiltthounottrymyPhantom?
Anglus——Begone,sirrah。Itooktheeforanangler,andthouartbutapoachingknave!
Scotus——Knavethyself!Iwillbreakthyhead!
Anglus——Softly,Scholar。HerecomesgoodMasterHedgely,whowillseefairplay。Nowliethere,mycoat,andhaveatyou!
[Theyfight,SCOTUSisknockeddown。
Anglus——Half-minutetime!Timeisup!MasterHedgely,inmydryflyboxthouwiltfindalittlespongeformoisteningofmycastinglines。Wiltthou,ofthycourtesy,throwitupformyScholar?
Andnow,Scholar,trustme,thyguardistoolow。Ihopethoubearestnomalice。
Scotus——None,Master。But,lo!Iamanhungered;wiltthoutastemycates?HereIhavebreadslicesandmarmaladeofDundee。Thisfishingismarvelloushungrywork。
Anglus——GladlywillIfallto,butfirstsaymeagrace——
Benedictusbenedicat!Whereisthineusquebaugh?Marry,\'tistherightTalisker!
Scotus——Andnow,Master,whereforewertthouwrothwithme?Camewenotforthtocatchfish?
Anglus——Nay,marry,Scholar,bynomeanstocatchfish,buttofishwiththedryfly。Nowthis,humanlyspeaking,isimpossible;
nathelessitisraresport。Butforyourfish,astheywereillcomeby,letusevengivethemtogoodMasterHedgelyhere,andsobemerrytillthesedgescomeoninthelatetwilight。And,trustme,thisistherarestfishing,andthepeacefulest;onlyseethatthoufishnotwiththewetfly,forthatisAnathema。Soshallwehavelightconsciences。
Scotus——Andlightbaskets!
Anglus——Ay,itmaybeso。
Footnotes:
{1}Tootrue,alas!
{2}Itshouldbeaddedthatlargetrout,uptosixpounds,aresometimestaken。Oneboatmanassuredmethathehadcaughttwothree-poundersatonecast。
{3}FrommotivesofdelicacyIsuppressthetruenameoftheriver。
{4}Afterthispaperwasinprint,ananglerwasactuallydrownedwhileengagedinplayingasalmon。Thisunfortunatecircumstancefollowed,anddidnotsuggestthecompositionofthestory。
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