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  Nowonderthreeyearsofthishaddrawnatell-talewrinkleacrossthepolishedbrow。

  PhoebeDalehadnotreceivedaletterforsomedays;thatrousedhersuspicionandstungherjealousy;shecameuptoLondonbyfasttrain,anddowntoGravesenddirectly。

  Shehadathickveilthatconcealedherfeatures;andwithalittleinquiringandbribing,shesoonfoundoutthatMr。Falconwastherewithashowydogcart。\"Ah!\"thoughtPhoebe,\"hehaswonalittlemoneyatplayorpigeon-shooting;sonowhehasnoneedofme。\"

  Shetookthelodgingsoppositehim,butobservednothingtillthisverymorning,whenshesawhimthrowoffhisdressing-gownallinahurryandflingonhiscoat。Shetiedonherbonnetasrapidly,andfollowedhim,untilshediscoveredtheobjectofhispursuit。

  Itwasasurprisetoher,andapuzzle,toseeanothermanstepin,asiftotakeherpart。ButasReginaldstillfollowedtheloiteringpair,shefollowedReginald,tillheturnedandfoundherathisheels,whiteandlowering。

  Sheconfrontedhiminthreateningsilenceforsometime,duringwhichhepreparedhisdefence。

  \"SoitisaLADYthistime,\"saidshe,inherlow,richvoice,sternly。

  \"Isit?\"

  \"Yes,andIshouldsaysheisbespoke——thattall,fine-builtgentleman。ButIsupposeyoucarenomoreforhisfeelingsthanyoudoformine。\"

  \"Phoebe,\"saidtheegotist,\"Iwillnottrytodeceiveyou。Youhaveoftensaidyouaremytruefriend。\"

  \"AndIthinkIhaveprovedit。\"

  \"Thatyouhave。Well,then,bemytruefriendnow。Iaminlove——

  reallyinlove——thistime。YouandIonlytormenteachother;letuspartfriends。ThereareplentyoffarmersinEssexthatwouldjumpatyou。Asforme,I\'lltellyouthetruth;Ihaverunthrougheveryfarthing;myestatemortgagedbeyonditsvalue——twoorthreewritsoutagainstme——thatiswhyIslippeddownhere。MyonlychanceistomarryMoney。HerfatherknowsIhaveland,andheknowsnothingaboutthemortgages;sheishisonlydaughter。

  Don\'tstandinmyway,thatisagoodgirl;bemyfriend,asyoualwayswere。Hangitall,Phoebe,can\'tyousayawordtoafellowthatisdrivenintoacorner,insteadofglaringatmelikethat?

  There!Iknowitisungrateful;butwhatcanafellowdo?Imustlivelikeagentlemanorelsetakeadoseofprussicacid;youdon\'twanttodrivemetothat。Why,youproposedtopart,lasttime,yourself。\"

  Shegavehimonemajestic,indescribablelook,thatmadeevenhiscallousheartquiver,andturnedaway。

  Thenthescampadmiredherfordespisinghim,andcouldnotbeartoloseher。Hefollowedher,andputforthallthosepowersofpersuadingandsoothing,whichhadsooftenprovedirresistible。

  Butthistimeitwasinvain。Theinsultwastoosavage,andhisegotismtoobrutal,forhoneyedphrasestoblindher。

  Afterenduringitalongtimewithasilentshudder,sheturnedandshookhimfiercelyoffherlikesomepoisonousreptile。

  \"Doyouwantmetokillyou?I\'dlieverkillmyselfforlovingsuchathingasTHOU。Gothyways,man,andletmegomine。\"Inherpassionshedroppedhercultivationforonce,andwentbacktotheTHOUandTHEEofhergrandam。

  Hecoloredupandlookedspitefulenough;buthesoonrecoveredhiscynicalegotism,andwentoffwhistlinganoperaticpassage。

  Shecrepttoherlodgings,andburiedherfaceinherpillow,androckedherselftoandfroforhoursinthebitterestagonytheheartcanfeel,groaningoverhergreataffectionwasted,flungintothedirt。

  Whileshewasthus,sheheardalittlecommotion。ShecametothewindowandsawFalcon,exquisitelydressed,driveoffinhisdogcart,attendedbytheacclamationsofeightboys。Shesawataglancehewasgonecourting;herkneesgavewayunderher,and,suchisthepowerofthemind,thisstalwartgirllayweakaswateronthesofa,andhadnotthepowertogohome,thoughjustthenshehadbutonewish,onehope——toseeheridol\'sfacenomore,norhearhiswheedlingtongue,thathadruinedherpeace。

  TheexquisiteMr。FalconwasreceivedbyRosaLusignanwithacertaintremorthatflatteredhishopes。Hetoldher,incharminglanguage,howhehadadmiredheratfirstsight,thenesteemedher,thenlovedher。

  Sheblushedandpanted,andshowedmorethanonceadesiretointerrupthim,butwastoopolite。Sheheardhimoutwithrisingdismay,andheofferedherhishandandheart。

  Butbythistimeshehadmadeuphermindwhattosay。\"OMr。

  Falcon!\"shecried,\"howcanyouspeaktomeinthisway?Why,I

  amengaged。Didn\'tyouknow?\"

  \"No;Iamsureyouarenot,oryouwouldneverhavegivenmetheencouragementyouhave。\"

  \"Oh,allengagedyoungladiesflirt——alittle;andeverybodyhereknowsIamengagedtoDr。Staines。\"

  \"Why,Ineversawhimhere。\"

  Rosa\'stactwasaqualitythatcameandwent;sosheblushed,andfalteredout,\"Wehadalittletiff,asloverswill。\"

  \"Andyoudidmethehonortoselectmeascat\'s-pawtobringhimonagain。Wasnotthatratherheartless?\"

  Rosa\'sfitfultactreturnedtoher。

  \"Oh,sir,donotthinksoillofme。Iamnotheartless,Iamonlyunwise;andyouaresosuperiortothepeopleaboutyou;Icouldnothelpappreciatingyou,andIthoughtyouknewIwasengaged,andsoIwaslessonmyguard。IhopeIshallnotloseyouresteem,thoughIhavenorighttoanythingmore。Ah!IseebyyourfaceIhavebehavedveryill:prayforgiveme。\"

  AndwiththissheturnedonthewatersoftheNile,betterknowntoyou,perhaps,as\"crocodiletears。\"

  Falconwasagentlemanonthesurface,andknewheshouldonlymakemattersworsebyquarrellingwithher。Sohegroundhisteeth,andsaid,\"Mayyourownheartneverfeelthepangsyouhaveinflicted。

  Ishallloveyouandrememberyoutillmydyingday。\"

  Hebowedceremoniouslyandlefther。

  \"Ay,\"saidhetohimself,\"IWILLrememberyou,youheartlessjilt,andthemanyouhavejiltedmefor。Stainesishisd——dname,isit?\"

  Hedrovebackcrestfallen,bitter,and,foronceinhislife,heart-sick,anddrewupathislodgings。Herehefoundattendantswaitingtoreceivehim。

  Asheriff\'sofficertookhisdogcartandhorseunderajudgment;

  thedisturbancethiscausedcollectedatinycrowd,gapingandgrinning,andbroughtPhoebe\'swhitefaceandeyesswollenwithweepingtothewindow。

  Falconsawherandbrazeneditout。\"Takethem,\"saidhe,withanoath。\"I\'llhaveabetterturn-outbyto-morrow,breakfast-time。\"

  Thecrowdcheeredhimforhisspirit。

  Hegotdown,litacigar,chaffedtheofficerandthecrowd,andwas,onthewhole,admired。

  Thenanotherofficer,whohadbeenhuntinghimincoupleswiththeother,steppedforwardandtookHIM,forthebalanceofajudgmentdebt。

  Thentheswell\'scigarfelloutofhismouth,andhewasseriouslyalarmed。\"Why,Cartwright,\"saidhe,\"thisistoobad。Youpromisednottoseemethismonth。YoupassedmefullintheStrand。\"

  \"Youaremistaken,sir,\"saidCartwright,withsullenirony。\"I\'vegotatwin-brother;amanytakeshimforme,tilltheyfindsthedifference。\"Then,loweringhisvoice,\"WhatcallhadyoutoboastinyourclubyouhadmadeitrightwithBillCartwright,andhe\'dneverseeyou?Thatgotabout,andsoIwasboundtoseeyouorlosemybread。There\'soneortwoIdon\'tsee,butthentheyarerealgentlemen,andthinksofmeaswellastheirselves,anddoesn\'tblab。\"

  \"Imusthavebeendrunk,\"saidFalconapologetically。\"Morelikelyblowingacloud。Whenyouyounggentsgetsa-smokingtogether,you\'dtellonyourownmothers。Comealong,colonel,offwegotoMerrimashee。\"

  \"Why,itisonlytwenty-sixpounds。Ihavepaidtherest。\"

  \"Morethanthat;there\'sthecosts。\"

  \"Comein,andI\'llsettleit。\"

  \"Allright,sir。Jem,watchtheback。\"

  \"Oh,Ishallnottrythatgamewithasharphandlikeyou,Cartwright。\"

  \"Youhadbetternot,sir,\"saidCartwright;buthewassoftenedalittlebythecompliment。

  Whentheywerealone,Falconbeganbysayingitwasabadjobforhim。

  \"Why,Ithoughtyouwasa-goingtopayitallinamoment。\"

  \"Ican\'t;butIhavegotafriendoverthewaythatcould,ifshechose。Shehasalwaysgotmoney,somehow。\"

  \"Oh,ifitisashe,itisallright。\"

  \"Idon\'tknow。Shehasquarrelledwithme;butgivemealittletime。Here!haveaglassofsherryandabiscuit,whileItryiton。\"

  HavingthusmuffledCartwright,thismanoftheworldopenedhiswindowandlookedout。Thecrowdhadfollowedthecaptureddogcart,sohehadthestreettohimself。HebeckonedtoPhoebe,andafterconsiderablehesitationsheopenedherwindow。

  \"Phoebe,\"saidhe,intonesoftenderregret,admirablynaturalandsweet,\"Ishallneveroffendyouagain;soforgivemethisonce。I

  havegiventhatgirlup。\"

  \"Notyou,\"saidPhoebe,sullenly。

  \"IndeedIhave。Afterourquarrel,Istartedtoproposetoher;

  butIhadnottheheart;Icamebackandlefther。\"

  \"Timewillshow。Ifitisnother,itwillbesomeother,youfalse,heartlessvillain。\"

  \"Come,Isay,don\'tbesohardonmeintrouble。Iamgoingtoprison。\"

  \"SoIsuppose。\"

  \"Ah!butitisworsethanyouthink。Iamonlytakenforapaltrythirtypoundsorso。\"

  \"Thirty-three,fifteen,five,\"suggestedCartwright,inamuffledwhisper,hismouthbeingfullofbiscuit。

  \"Butoncetheygetmetoasponging-house,detainerswillpourin,andmycruelcreditorswillconfinemeforlife。\"

  \"Itisthebestplaceforyou。Itwillputastoptoyourwickedness,andIshallbeatpeace。That\'swhatIhaveneverknown,nightorday,thisthreeyears。\"

  \"Butyouwillnotbehappyifyouseemegotoprisonbeforeyoureyes。Wereyoueverinsideaprison?Justthinkwhatitmustbetobecoopedupinthosecoldgrimcellsallalone;fortheyuseadebtorlikeacriminalnow。\"

  Phoebeshuddered;butshesaid,bravely,\"Well,tellTHEMyouhavebeena-courting。TherewasatimeI\'dhavediedsoonerthanseeahairofyourheadhurt;butitisallovernow;youhavewornmeout。\"

  Thenshebegantocry。

  Falconheavedadeepsigh。\"ItisnomorethanIdeserve,\"saidhe。\"I\'llpackupmythings,andgowiththeofficer。Givemeonekindwordatparting,andI\'llthinkofitinmyprison,nightandday。\"

  Hewithdrewfromthewindowwithanotherdeepsigh,toldCartwright,cheerfully,itwasallright,andproceededtopackuphistraps。

  MeantimePhoebesatatherwindowandcriedbitterly。Herwordshadbeenbraverthanherheart。

  Falconmanagedtopaythetrifleheowedforthelodgings,andpresentlyhecameoutwithCartwright,andtheattendantcalledacab。Histhingswerethrownin,andCartwrightinvitedhimtofollow。Thenhelookedup,andcastagenuinelookofterrorandmiseryatPhoebe。Hethoughtshewouldhaverelentedbeforethis。

  Herheartgaveway;Iamafraiditwould,evenwithoutthatpiteousandmuteappeal。Sheopenedthewindow,andaskedMr。Cartwrightifhewouldbegoodenoughtocomeandspeaktoher。

  Cartwrightcommittedhisprisonertothesubordinate,andknockedatthedoorofPhoebe\'slodgings。Shecamedownherselfandlethimin。Sheledthewayupstairs,motionedhimtoaseat,satdownbyhim,andbegantocryagain。Shewasthoroughlyunstrung。

  Cartwrightwashuman,andmutteredsomewordsofregretthatapoorfellowmustdohisduty。

  \"Oh,itisnotthat,\"sobbedPhoebe。\"Icanfindthemoney。I

  havefoundmoreforhimthanthat,many\'sthetime。\"Then,dryinghereyes,\"Butyoumustknowtheworld,andIdaresayyoucanseehow\'tiswithme。\"

  \"Ican,\"saidCartwright,gravely。\"Ioverheardyouandhim;and,mygirl,ifyoutakemyadvice,why,lethimgo。Heisagentlemanskindeep,anddresseswell,andcanpalaveragirl,nodoubt;butblessyourheart,Icanseeataglanceheisnotworthyourlittlefinger,anhonest,decentyoungwomanlikeyou。Why,itislikebutterfightingwithstone。Lethimgo;orIwilltellyouwhatitis,youwillhangforhimsomeday,orelsemakeawaywithyourself。\"

  \"Ay,sir,\"saidPhoebe,\"that\'slikelier;andifIwastolethimgotoprison,Ishouldsitmedownandthinkofhispartinglook,andIshouldflingmyselfintothewaterforhimbeforeIwasadayolder。\"

  \"Yemustn\'tdothatanyway。Whilethere\'slifethere\'shope。\"

  UponthisPhoebeputhimaquestion,andfoundhimreadytodoanythingforher,inreason——providedhewaspaidforit。Andtheendofitallwas,theprisonerwasconveyedtoLondon;Phoebegottherequisitesum;Falconwasdepositedinathird-classcarriageboundforEssex。Phoebepaidhisdebt,andgaveCartwrightapresent,andawayrattledthetrainconveyingthehandsomeegotistintotemporaryretirement,towit,atavillagefivemilesfromtheDales\'farm。Shewastooashamedofheryounggentlemanandherselftobeseenwithhiminhernativevillage。Ontheroaddownhewasfulloflittlepracticalattentions;shereceivedthemcoldly;hismellifluousmouthwasoftenathercar,pouringthanksandpraisesintoit;shenevervouchsafedawordofreply。Allshedidwastoshuddernowandthen,andcryatintervals。Yet,wheneverheleftherside,herwholebodybecamerestless;andwhenhecamebacktoher,afurtivethrillannouncedtheinsanecomplacencyhisbarecontactgaveher。Surely,ofalltheformsinwhichlovetormentstheheart,thiswasthemostterribleandpitiable。

  Mr。Lusignanfoundhisdaughterintears。

  \"Why,whatisthematternow?\"saidhe,alittlepeevishly。\"Wehavehadnothingofthissortofthinglately。\"

  \"Papa,itisbecauseIhavemisconductedmyself。Iamafoolish,imprudentgirl。IhavebeenflirtingwithMr。Falcon,andhehastakenaCRUELadvantageofit——proposedtome——thisveryafternoon——

  actually!\"

  \"Hashe?Well,heisafinefellow,andhasalandedestateinNorfolk。There\'snothinglikeland。Theymaywellcallitrealproperty——thereissomethingtoshow;youcanwalkonit,andrideonit,andlookoutofwindowatit:thatISproperty。\"

  \"Oh,papa!whatareyousaying?WouldyouhavememarryonemanwhenIbelongtoanother?\"

  \"Butyoudon\'tbelongtoanyoneexcepttome。\"

  \"Oh,yes;Ido。IbelongtomydearChristopher。\"

  \"Why,youdismissedhimbeforemyveryeyes;andveryillyoubehaved,beggingyourpardon。Themanwasyourablephysicianandyourbestfriend,andsaidnothingthatwasnotforyourgood;andyoutreatedhimlikeadog。\"

  \"Yes,buthehasapologized。\"

  \"Whatfor?beingtreatedlikeadog?\"

  \"Oh,don\'tsayso,papa!Atallevents,hehasapologized,asagentlemanshouldwhenever——whenever\"——

  \"Wheneveraladyisinthewrong。\"

  \"Don\'t,papa;andIhaveaskedhimtodinner。\"

  \"Withallmyheart。Ishallbedownrightgladtoseehimagain。

  Youusedhimabominably。\"

  \"Butyouneednotkeepsayingso,\"whinedRosa。\"Andthatisnotall,dearpapa;theworstofitis,Mr。Falconproposingtomehasopenedmyeyes。Iamnotfittobetrustedalone。Iamtoofondofdancing,andflirtingwillfollowsomehow。Oh,thinkhowillI

  wasafewmonthsago,andhowunhappyyouwereaboutme!Theywerekillingme。Hecameandsavedme。Yes,papa,IoweallthishealthandstrengthtoChristopher。Ididtakethemoff,theverynextday,andseetheeffectofitandmylongwalks。Iowehimmylife,andwhatIvaluefarmore,mygoodlooks。La!IwishIhadnottoldyouthat。Andafterallthis,don\'tIbelongtomyChristopher?HowcouldIbehappyorrespectmyselfifImarriedanyoneelse?Andoh,papa!helookswanandworn。HehasbeenfrettingforhisSimpleton。Oh,dear!Imustn\'tthinkofthat——itmakesmecry;andyoudon\'tlikescenes,doyou?\"

  \"Hate\'em!\"

  \"Well,then,\"saidRosa,coaxingly,\"I\'lltellyouhowtoendthem。

  MarryyourSimpletontotheonlymanwhoisfittotakecareofher。Oh,papa!thinkofhisdeep,deepaffectionforme,andpraydon\'tsnubhimif——byanychance——afterdinner——heshouldHAPPENtoaskyou——something。\"

  \"Oh,thenitispossiblethat,bythemerestchance,thegentlemanyouhaveaccidentallyaskedtodinner,may,bysomestrangefortuity,besurprisedintoaskingmeasecondtimeforsomethingverymuchresemblingmydaughter\'shand——eh?\"

  Rosacoloredhigh。\"Hemight,youknow。HowcanItellwhatgentlemenwillsaywhentheladieshaveretiredandtheyareleftalonewith——with\"——

  \"Withthebottle。Ay,that\'strue;whenthewineisin,thewitisout。\"

  SaidRosa,\"Well,ifheshouldhappentobesofoolish,praythinkofME;ofallweowehim,andhowmuchIlovehim,andoughttolovehim。\"Shethenbestowedapropitiatorykiss,andranofftodressfordinner;itwasamuchlongeroperationto-daythanusual。

  Dr。Staineswaspunctual。Mr。Lusignancommentedfavorablyonthat。

  \"Healwaysis,\"saidRosa,eagerly。

  Theydinedtogether。Mr。Lusignanchattedfreely,butStainesandRosawereunderafeelingofrestraint,Stainesinparticular;hecouldnothelpfeelingthatbeforelonghisfatemustbesettled。

  HewouldeitherobtainRosa\'shand,orhavetoresignhertosomemanoffortunewhowouldstepin;forbeautysuchasherscouldnotlonglackbrilliantoffers。Longing,thoughdreading,toknowhisfate,hewasgladwhendinnerended。

  Rosasatwiththemalittlewhileafterdinner,thenrose,bestowedanotherpropitiatorykissonherfather\'shead,andretiredwithamodestblush,andalookatChristopherthatwasalmostdivine。

  Itinspiredhimwiththecourageoflions,andhecommencedtheattackatonce。

  CHAPTERV。

  \"Mr。Lusignan,\"saidhe,\"thelasttimeIwashereyougavemesomehopesthatyoumightbeprevailedontotrustthatangel\'shealthandhappinesstomycare。\"

  \"Well,Dr。Staines,Iwillnotbeataboutthebushwithyou。Myjudgmentisstillagainstthismarriage;youneednotlooksoalarmed;itdoesnotfollowIshallforbidit。IfeelIhavehardlyarightto,formyRosamightbeinhergravenowbutforyou;and,anotherthing,whenIinterferedbetweenyoutwoIhadnoproofyouwereamanofability;Ihadonlyyoursweetheart\'swordforthat;andIneverknewacasebeforewhereayounglady\'sswandidnotturnoutagoose。Yourrareabilitygivesyouanotherchanceintheprofessionalbattlethatisbeforeyou;indeed,itputsadifferentfaceonthewholematter。Istillthinkitpremature。Comenow,woulditnotbemuchwisertowait,andsecureagoodpracticebeforeyoumarryamerechild?There!

  there!Ionlyadvise;Idon\'tdictate;youshallsettleittogether,youtwowiseacres。OnlyImustmakeonepositivecondition。Ihavenothingtogivemychildduringmylifetime;butonethingIhavedoneforher;yearsagoIinsuredmylifeforsixthousandpounds;andyoumustdothesame。Iwillnothaveherthrownontheworldawidow,withachildortwo,perhaps,tosupport,andnotafarthing;youknowtheinsecurityofmortallife。\"

  \"Ido!Ido!Why,ofcourseIwillinsuremylife,andpaytheannualpremiumoutofmylittlecapital,untilincomeflowsin。\"

  \"Willyouhandmeoverasumsufficienttopaythatpremiumforfiveyears?\"

  \"Withpleasure。\"

  \"ThenIfear,\"saidtheoldgentleman,withasigh,\"myoppositiontothematchmustceasehere。Istillrecommendyoutowait;but——

  there!Imightjustaswelladvisefireandtowtoliveneighborsandkeepcool。\"

  Toshowtheinjusticeofthissimile,ChristopherStainesstartedupwithhiseyesallaglow,andcriedout,rapturously,\"Oh,sir,mayItellher?\"

  \"Yes,youmaytellher,\"saidLusignan,withasmile。\"Stop——whatareyougoingtotellher?\"

  \"Thatyouconsent,sir。Godblessyou!Godblessyou!Oh!\"

  \"Yes,butthatIadviseyoutowait。\"

  \"I\'lltellherall,\"saidStaines,andrushedoutevenashespoke,andupsetaheavychairwithaloudthud。

  \"Ah!ah!\"criedtheoldgentlemanindismay,andputhisfingersinhisears——toolate。\"Isee,\"saidhe,\"therewillbenopeaceandquietnowtilltheyareoutofthehouse。\"Helightedasoothingcigartocounteractthefracas。

  \"PoorlittleRosa!achildbutyesterday,andnowtoencounterthecaresofawife,andperhapsamother。Ah!sheisbutyoung,butyoung。\"

  Theoldgentlemanprophesiedtruly;fromthatmomenthehadnopeacetillhewithdrewallsemblanceofdissent,andevenofprocrastination。

  Christopherinsuredhislifeforsixthousandpounds,andassignedthepolicytohiswife。FourhundredpoundswashandedtoMr。

  LusignantopaythepremiumsuntilthegeniusofDr。Stainesshouldhavesecuredhimthatlargeprofessionalincome,whichdoesnotcomeallatonce,eventotherarephysician,whoisCapax,Efficax,Sagax。

  Thewedding-daywasnamed。Thebridesmaidswereselected,theguestsinvited。NonerefusedbutUnclePhilip。Hedeclined,inhisfineboldhand,tocountenanceinpersonanactoffollyhedisapproved。Christopherputhisletterawaywithamomentarysigh,andwouldnotshowitRosa。Allotherletterstheyreadtogether,charmingpastimeofthathappyperiod。Presentspouredin。Silverteapots,coffeepots,sugar-basins,cream-jugs,fruit-

  dishes,silver-giltinkstands,albums,photograph-books,littlecandlesticks,choicelittleservicesofchina,shellsalt-cellarsinacaselinedwithmaroonvelvet;aBible,superbinbindingandclasps,andeverythingbutthetext——thatwasillegible;asilkscarffromBenares;agoldchainfromDelhi,sixfeetlongornearly;aMaltesenecklace,adittoinexquisitefilagreefromGenoa;Englishbrooches,atrifletoobigandbrainless;apostlespoons;atreble-linedparasolwithivorystickandhandle;anivorycard-case,richlycarved;workboxofsandal-woodandivory,etc。Mr。Lusignan\'sCityfriends,asusualwiththesegentlemen,sentthemostvaluablethings。Everydayoneortwopackagesweredelivered,and,inopeningthem,Rosainvariablyutteredapeculiarscreamofdelight,andherfatherputhisfingersinhisears;yettherewasmusicinthisveryscream,ifhewouldonlyhavelistenedtoitcandidly,insteadoffixinghismindonhisvaguetheoryofscreams——soformedwasshetopleasetheearaswellastheeye。

  Atlastcameaparcelsheopenedandstaredat,smilingandcoloringlikearose,butdidnotscream,beingtoodumfoundedandperplexed;forlo!ateapotofsomebasematerial,butsimpleandelegantinform,beinganexactreproductionofamelon;andinsidethisteapotacanvasbagcontainingtenguineasinsilver,andawash-leatherbagcontainingtwentyguineasingold,andaslipofpaper,whichRosa,beingnowhalfrecoveredfromherstupefaction,readouttoherfatherandDr。Staines:

  \"Peoplethatbuypresentsblindfoldgiveduplicatesandtriplicates;andmenseldomchoosetoawoman\'staste;sobepleasedtoaccepttheenclosedtea-leaves,andbuyforyourself。

  Theteapotyoucanputonthehob,foritisnickel。\"

  Rosalookedsorepuzzledagain。\"Papa,\"saidshe,timidly,\"haveweanyfriendthatis——alittle——deranged?\"

  \"Alot。\"

  \"Oh,then,thataccounts。\"

  \"Whyno,love,\"saidChristopher。\"Ihaveheardofmuchlearningmakingamanmad,butneverofmuchgoodsense。\"

  \"What!Doyoucallthissensible?\"

  \"Don\'tyou?\"

  \"I\'llreaditagain,\"saidRosa。\"Well——yes——Ideclare——itisnotsomadasIthought;butitisveryeccentric。\"

  Lusignansuggestedtherewasnothingsoeccentricascommonsense,especiallyintimeofwedding。\"This,\"saidhe,\"comesfromtheCity。Itisafriendofmine,someoldfox;heisthrowingdustinyoureyeswithhisreasons;hisrealreasonwasthathistimeismoney;itwouldhavecosttheoldrogueahundredpounds\'worthoftime——youknowtheCity,Christopher——togooutandchoosethegirlapresent;sohehassenthisclerkoutwithachecktobuyapewterteapot,andfillitwithspecie。\"

  \"Pewter!\"criedRosa。\"Nosuchthing!It\'snickel。Whatisnickel,Iwonder?\"

  Thehandwritingaffordednoclew,sotherethediscussionended:

  butitwasanicelittlemystery,andveryconvenient;madeconversation。Rosahadmanyananimateddiscussionaboutitwithherfemalefriends。

  Thewedding-daycameatlast。Thesunshone——ACTUALLY,asRosaobserved。Thecarriagesdroveup。Thebridesmaids,principallyoldschoolfellowsandimpassionedcorrespondentsofRosa,werepretty,anddressedalikeanddelightfully;butthebridewaspeerless;herSouthernbeautyliterallyshoneinthatwhitesatindressandveil,andherheadwasregalwiththeCrownoforange-

  blossoms。Anothercrownshehad——truevirginmodesty。Alowmurmurburstfromthementhemomenttheysawher;theoldwomenforgaveherbeautyonthespot,andtheyoungwomenalmostpardonedit;shewassosweetandwomanly,andsosisterlytoherownsex。

  Whentheystartedforthechurchshebegantotremble,shescarceknewwhy;andwhenthesolemnwordsweresaid,andtheringwasputonherfinger,shecriedalittle,andlookedhalfimploringlyatherbridesmaidsonce,asifsearedatleavingthemforanuntriedandmysteriouslifewithnowomannear。

  Theyweremarried。Thencamethebreakfast,thathourofuneasinessandblushingtosuchabrideasthis;butatlastshewasreleased。Shespedup-stairs,thankinggoodnessitwasover。

  Downcameherlastbox。Thebridefollowedinaplaintravellingdress,whichhergloriouseyesandbrowsandherrichglowingcheeksseemedtoillumine:shewashandedintothecarriage,thebridegroomfollowed。Alltheyoungguestsclusteredaboutthedoor,armedwithwhiteshoes——slippersaregoneby。

  Theystarted;theladiesflungtheirwhiteshoesrightandleftwithreligiousimpartiality,exceptthatnotoneoftheirmissileswentattheobject。Themen,moreskilful,sentashowerontotheroofofthecarriage,whichistheluckyspot。Thebridekissedherhand,andmanagedtoputoffcrying,thoughitcostherastruggle。Thepartyhurrahed;enthusiasticyouthsgatheredfallenshoes,andranandhurledthemagainwithcheerfulyells,andawaywentthehappypair,thebrideleaningsweetlyandconfidinglywithbothherwhitehandsonthebridegroom\'sshoulder,whilehedriedthetearsthatwouldrunnowatleavinghomeandparentforever,andkissedheroften,andencircledherwithhisstrongarm,andmurmuredcomfort,andlove,andpride,andjoy,andsweetvowsoflifelongtendernessintoherears,thatsoonstolenearerhislipstohear,andthefaircheekgrewsoftlytohisshoulder。

  CHAPTERVI。

  Dr。StainesandMrs。StainesvisitedFrance,Switzerland,andtheRhine,andpassedamonthofElysiumbeforetheycametoLondontofacetheirrealdestinyandfightthebattleoflife。

  Andhere,methinks,areaderofnovelsmayperhapscryoutandsay,\"Whatmannerofmanisthis,whomarrieshisheroandheroine,andthen,insteadofleavingthemhappyforlife,andatrestfromhisuneasypenandalltheirothertroubles,flowscoollyonwiththeiradventures?\"

  TothisIcanonlyreplythattheoldEnglishnovelisnoruletome,andlifeis;andIrespectfullyproposeanexperiment。Catcheightoldmarriedpeople,fourofeachsex,andsayuntothem,\"Sir,\"or\"Madam,didthemoreremarkableeventsofyourlifecometoyoubeforemarriageorafter?\"Mostofthemwillsay\"after,\"

  andletthatbemyexcusefortreatingthemarriageofChristopherStainesandRosaLusignanasmerelyoneincidentintheirlives;anincidentwhich,sofarfromendingtheirstory,ledbydegreestomorestrikingeventsthananythatoccurredtothembeforetheyweremanandwife。

  Theyreturned,then,fromtheirhoneytour,andStaines,whowasmethodicalandkeptadiary,madethefollowingentrytherein:——

  \"Wehavenowalifeofendurance,andself-denial,andeconomy,beforeus;wehavetorentahouse,andfurnishit,andliveinit,untilprofessionalincomeshallflowinandmakeallthingseasy:

  andwehavetwothousandfivehundredpoundslefttodoitwith。\"

  Theycametoafamilyhotel,andDr。Staineswentoutdirectlyafterbreakfasttolookforahouse。Actingonafriend\'sadvice,hevisitedthestreetsandplacesnorthofOxfordStreet,lookingforagoodcommodioushouseadaptedtohisbusiness。Hefoundthreeorfouratfairrents,neithercheapnordear,thedistrictbeingrespectableandratherwealthy,butnolongerfashionable。

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