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  ’Winterfoundhiswaybacktohismother’sashehadcome,andbeingdog-tired,creptupstairstobed,hidingtheboxtillhecoulddestroyitscontents。Thenextmorningearlyhesetaboutdoingthis,andcarriedittothelinhayatthebackofhismother’sdwelling。Herebythehearthheopenedthebox,andbeganburningonebyonethelettersthathadcosthimsomuchlabourtowriteandshametothinkof,meaningtoreturntheboxtoHarriet,afterrepairingtheslightdamagehehadcauseditbyopeningitwithoutakey,withanote——thelastshewouldeverreceivefromhim——tellinghertriumphantlythatinrefusingtoreturnwhathehadaskedforshehadcalculatedtoosurelyuponhissubmissiontoherwhims。

  ’Butonremovingthelastletterfromtheboxhereceivedashock;

  forunderneathit,attheverybottom,laymoney——severalgoldenguineas——“DoubtlessHarriet’spocket-money,“hesaidtohimself;

  thoughitwasnot,butMrs。Palmley’s。Beforehehadgotoverhisqualmsatthisdiscoveryheheardfootstepscomingthroughthehouse-

  passagetowherehewas。Inhastehepushedtheboxandwhatwasinitundersomebrushwoodwhichlayinthelinhay;butJackhadbeenalreadyseen。Twoconstablesenteredtheout-house,andseizedhimashekneltbeforethefireplace,securingthework-boxandallitcontainedatthesamemoment。Theyhadcometoapprehendhimonachargeofbreakingintothedwelling-houseofMrs。Palmleyonthenightpreceding;andalmostbeforetheladknewwhathadhappenedtohimtheywereleadinghimalongthelanethatconnectsthatendofthevillagewiththisturnpike-road,andalongtheymarchedhimbetween’emallthewaytoCasterbridgejail。

  ’Jack’sactamountedtonightburglary——thoughhehadneverthoughtofit——andburglarywasfelony,andacapitaloffenceinthosedays。

  HisfigurehadbeenseenbysomeoneagainstthebrightwallashecameawayfromMrs。Palmley’sbackwindow,andtheboxandmoneywerefoundinhispossession,whiletheevidenceofthebrokenbureau-lockandtinkeredwindow-panewasmorethanenoughforcircumstantialdetail。Whetherhisprotestationthathewentonlyforhisletters,whichhebelievedtobewrongfullykeptfromhim,wouldhaveavailedhimanythingifsupportedbyotherevidenceIdonotknow;buttheonepersonwhocouldhaveborneitoutwasHarriet,andsheactedentirelyundertheswayofheraunt。ThatauntwasdeadlytowardsJackWinter。Mrs。Palmley’stimehadcome。Herewasherrevengeuponthewomanwhohadfirstwonawayherlover,andnextruinedanddeprivedherofherheart’streasure——herlittleson。Whentheassizeweekdrewon,andJackhadtostandhistrial,Harrietdidnotappearinthecaseatall,whichwasallowedtotakeitscourse,Mrs。

  Palmleytestifyingtothegeneralfactsoftheburglary。WhetherHarrietwouldhavecomeforwardifJackhadappealedtoherisnotknown;possiblyshewouldhavedoneitforpity’ssake;butJackwastooproudtoaskasinglefavourofagirlwhohadjiltedhim;andheletheralone。Thetrialwasashortone,andthedeathsentencewaspassed。

  ’Thedayo’youngJack’sexecutionwasacolddustySaturdayinMarch。Hewassoboyishandslimthattheywereobligedinmercytohanghimintheheaviestfetterskeptinthejail,lesthisheftshouldnotbreakhisneck,andtheyweighedsouponhimthathecouldhardlydraghimselfuptothedrop。Atthattimethegover’mentwasnotstrictaboutburyingthebodyofanexecutedpersonwithintheprecinctsoftheprison,andattheearnestprayerofhispoormotherhisbodywasallowedtobebroughthome。Alltheparishwaitedattheircottagedoorsintheeveningforitsarrival:Irememberhow,asaverylittlegirl,Istoodbymymother’sside。Abouteighto’clock,aswehearkenedonourdoor-stonesinthecoldbrightstarlight,wecouldhearthefaintcrackleofawaggonfromthedirectionoftheturnpike-road。Thenoisewaslostasthewaggondroppedintoahollow,thenitwasplainagainasitlumbereddownthenextlongincline,andpresentlyitenteredLongpuddle。Thecoffinwaslaidinthebelfryforthenight,andthenextday,Sunday,betweentheservices,weburiedhim。Afuneralsermonwaspreachedthesameafternoon,thetextchosenbeing,“Hewastheonlysonofhismother,andshewasawidow。“……Yes,theywerecrueltimes!

  ’AsforHarriet,sheandherloverweremarriedinduetime;butbyallaccountherlifewasnojocundone。Sheandhergood-manfoundthattheycouldnotlivecomfortablyatLongpuddle,byreasonofherconnectionwithJack’smisfortunes,andtheysettledinadistanttown,andwerenomoreheardofbyus;Mrs。Palmley,too,founditadvisabletojoin’emshortlyafter。Thedark-eyed,gauntoldMrs。

  Winter,rememberedbytheemigrantgentlemanhere,was,asyouwillhaveforeseen,theMrs。Winterofthisstory;andIcanwellcalltomindhowlonelyshewas,howafraidthechildrenwereofher,andhowshekeptherselfasastrangeramongus,thoughshelivedsolong。’

  ’Longpuddlehashadhersadexperiencesaswellashersunnyones,’

  saidMr。Lackland。

  ’Yes,yes。ButIamthankfultosaynotmanylikethat,thoughgoodandbadhavelivedamongus。’

  ’TherewasGeorgyCrookhill——hewasoneoftheshadysort,asIhavereasontoknow,’observedtheregistrar,withthemannerofamanwhowouldliketohavehissayalso。

  ’Iusedtohearwhathewasasaboyatschool。’

  ’Well,ashebegansohewenton。Itnevergotsofarasahangingmatterwithhim,tobesure;buthehadsomenarrowescapesofpenalservitude;andonceitwasacaseofthebiterbit。’

  INCIDENTINTHELIFEOFMR。GEORGECROOKHILL

  ’Oneday,’theregistrarcontinued,’GeorgywasamblingoutofMelchesteronamiserablescrew,thefairbeingjustover,whenhesawinfrontofhimafine-lookingyoungfarmerridingoutofthetowninthesamedirection。Hewasmountedonagoodstronghandsomeanimal,worthfiftyguineasifworthacrown。WhentheyweregoingupBissettHill,Georgymadeithisbusinesstoovertaketheyoungfarmer。Theypassedthetimeo’daytooneanother;Georgyspokeofthestateoftheroads,andjoggedalongsidethewell-mountedstrangerinveryfriendlyconversation。ThefarmerhadnotbeeninclinedtosaymuchtoGeorgyatfirst,butbydegreeshegrewquiteaffabletoo——asfriendlyasGeorgywastowardhim。HetoldCrookhillthathehadbeendoingbusinessatMelchesterfair,andwasgoingonasfarasShottsford-Forumthatnight,soastoreachCasterbridgemarketthenextday。WhentheycametoWoodyatesInntheystoppedtobaittheirhorses,andagreedtodrinktogether;withthistheygotmorefriendlythanever,andontheywentagain。BeforetheyhadnearlyreachedShottsforditcameontorain,andastheywerenowpassingthroughthevillageofTrantridge,anditwasquitedark,Georgypersuadedtheyoungfarmertogonofurtherthatnight;therainwouldmostlikelygivethemachill。Forhisparthehadheardthatthelittleinnherewascomfortable,andhemeanttostay。Atlasttheyoungfarmeragreedtoputuptherealso;andtheydismounted,andentered,andhadagoodsuppertogether,andtalkedovertheiraffairslikemenwhohadknownandprovedeachotheralongtime。Whenitwasthehourforretiringtheywentupstairstoadouble-beddedroomwhichGeorgyCrookhillhadaskedthelandlordtoletthemshare,sosociablewerethey。

  ’Beforetheyfellasleeptheytalkedacrosstheroomaboutonethingandanother,runningfromthistothattilltheconversationturnedupondisguises,andchangingclothesforparticularends。ThefarmertoldGeorgythathehadoftenheardtalesofpeopledoingit;butCrookhillprofessedtobeveryignorantofallsuchtricks;andsoontheyoungfarmersankintoslumber。

  ’Earlyinthemorning,whilethetallyoungfarmerwasstillasleepItellthestoryas’twastoldme,honestGeorgycreptoutofhisbedbystealth,anddressedhimselfinthefarmer’sclothes,inthepocketsofthesaidclothesbeingthefarmer’smoney。NowthoughGeorgyparticularlywantedthefarmer’sniceclothesandnicehorse,owingtoalittletransactionatthefairwhichmadeitdesirablethatheshouldnotbetooeasilyrecognized,hisdesireshadtheirbounds:hedidnotwishtotakehisyoungfriend’smoney,atanyratemoreofitthanwasnecessaryforpayinghisbill。Thisheabstracted,andleavingthefarmer’spursecontainingtherestonthebedroomtable,wentdownstairs。Theinnfolkshadnotparticularlynoticedthefacesoftheircustomers,andtheoneortwowhowereupatthishourhadnothoughtbutthatGeorgywasthefarmer;sowhenhehadpaidthebillveryliberally,andsaidhemustbeoff,noobjectionwasmadetohisgettingthefarmer’shorsesaddledforhimself;andherodeawayuponitasifitwerehisown。

  ’Abouthalfanhouraftertheyoungfarmerawoke,andlookingacrosstheroomsawthathisfriendGeorgyhadgoneawayinclotheswhichdidn’tbelongtohim,andhadkindlyleftforhimselftheseedyoneswornbyGeorgy。Atthishesatupinadeepthoughtforsometime,insteadofhasteningtogiveanalarm。“Themoney,themoneyisgone,“hesaidtohimself,“andthat’sbad。Butsoaretheclothes。“

  ’Hethenlookeduponthetableandsawthatthemoney,ormostofit,hadbeenleftbehind。

  ’“Ha,ha,ha!“hecried,andbegantodanceabouttheroom。“Ha,ha,ha!“hesaidagain,andmadebeautifulsmilestohimselfintheshavingglassandinthebrasscandlestick;andthenswungabouthisarmsforalltheworldasifheweregoingthroughtheswordexercise。

  ’WhenhehaddressedhimselfinGeorgy’sclothesandgonedownstairs,hedidnotseemtomindatallthattheytookhimfortheother;andevenwhenhesawthathehadbeenleftabadhorseforagoodone,hewasnotinclinedtocryout。Theytoldhimhisfriendhadpaidthebill,atwhichheseemedmuchpleased,andwithoutwaitingforbreakfasthemountedGeorgy’shorseandrodeawaylikewise,choosingthenearestby-laneinpreferencetothehigh-road,withoutknowingthatGeorgyhadchosenthatby-lanealso。

  ’HehadnottrottedmorethantwomilesinthepersonalcharacterofGeorgyCrookhillwhen,suddenlyroundingabendthatthelanemadethereabout,hecameuponamanstrugglinginthehandsoftwovillageconstables。ItwashisfriendGeorgy,theborrowerofhisclothesandhorse。Butsofarwastheyoungfarmerfromshowinganyalacrityinrushingforwardtoclaimhispropertythathewouldhaveturnedthepoorbeastherodeintothewoodadjoining,ifhehadnotbeenalreadyperceived。

  ’“Help,help,help!“criedtheconstables。“AssistanceinthenameoftheCrown!“

  ’Theyoungfarmercoulddonothingbutrideforward。“What’sthematter?“heinquired,ascoollyashecould。

  ’“Adeserter——adeserter!“saidthey。“Onewho’stobetriedbycourt-martialandshotwithoutparley。HedesertedfromtheDragoonsatCheltenhamsomedaysago,andwastracked;butthesearch-partycan’tfindhimanywhere,andwetold’emifwemethimwe’dhandhimonto’emforthwith。Thedayafterheleftthebarrackstherascalmetarespectablefarmerandmadehimdrunkataninn,andtoldhimwhatafinesoldierhewouldmake,andcoaxedhimtochangeclothes,toseehowwellamilitaryuniformwouldbecomehim。Thisthesimplefarmerdid;whenourdesertersaidthatforajokehewouldleavetheroomandgotothelandlady,toseeifshewouldknowhiminthatdress。Henevercameback,andFarmerJollicefoundhimselfinsoldier’sclothes,themoneyinhispocketsgone,and,whenhegottothestable,hishorsegonetoo。“

  ’“Ascoundrel!“saystheyoungmaninGeorgy’sclothes。“Andisthisthewretchedcaitiff?“pointingtoGeorgy。

  ’“No,no!“criesGeorgy,asinnocentasababeofthismatterofthesoldier’sdesertion。“He’stheman!HewaswearingFarmerJollice’ssuito’clothes,andhesleptinthesameroomwi’me,andbroughtupthesubjectofchangingclothes,whichputitintomyheadtodressmyselfinhissuitbeforehewasawake。He’sgotonmine!“

  ’“D’yehearthevillain?“groansthetallyoungmantotheconstables。“Tryingtogetoutofhiscrimebychargingthefirstinnocentmanwithitthathesees!No,mastersoldier——thatwon’tdo!“

  ’“No,no!Thatwon’tdo!“theconstableschimedin。“Tohavetheimpudencetosaysuchasthat,whenwecaughthimintheactalmost!

  But,thankGod,we’vegotthehandcuffsonhimatlast。“

  ’“Wehave,thankGod,“saidthetallyoungman。“Well,Imustmoveon。Goodlucktoyewithyourprisoner!“Andoffhewent,asfastashispoorjadewouldcarryhim。

  ’Theconstablesthen,withGeorgyhandcuffedbetween’em,andleadingthehorse,marchedoffintheotherdirection,towardthevillagewheretheyhadbeenaccostedbytheescortofsoldierssenttobringthedeserterback,Georgygroaning:“Ishallbeshot,Ishallbeshot!“Theyhadnotgonemorethanamilebeforetheymetthem。

  ’“Hoi,there!“saystheheadconstable。

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