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  ’“Hoi,yerself!“saysthecorporalincharge。

  ’“We’vegotyourman,“saystheconstable。

  ’“Where?“saysthecorporal。

  ’“Here,betweenus,“saidtheconstable。“Onlyyoudon’trecognizehimouto’uniform。“

  ’ThecorporallookedatGeorgyhardenough;thenshookhisheadandsaidhewasnottheabsconder。

  ’“ButtheabsconderchangedclotheswithFarmerJollice,andtookhishorse;andthismanhas’em,d’yesee!“

  ’“’Tisnotourman,“saidthesoldiers。“He’satallyoungfellowwithamoleonhisrightcheek,andamilitarybearing,whichthismandecidedlyhasnot。“

  ’“Itoldthetwoofficersofjusticethat’twastheother!“pleadedGeorgy。“Buttheywouldn’tbelieveme。“

  ’Andsoitbecameclearthatthemissingdragoonwasthetallyoungfarmer,andnotGeorgyCrookhill——afactwhichFarmerJollicehimselfcorroboratedwhenhearrivedonthescene。AsGeorgyhadonlyrobbedtherobber,hissentencewascomparativelylight。ThedeserterfromtheDragoonswasnevertraced:hisdoubleshiftofclothinghavingbeenofthegreatestadvantagetohimingettingoff;thoughheleftGeorgy’shorsebehindhimafewmilesahead,havingfoundthepoorcreaturemorehindrancethanaid。’

  ThemanfromabroadseemedtobelessinterestedinthequestionablecharactersofLongpuddleandtheirstrangeadventuresthanintheordinaryinhabitantsandtheordinaryevents,thoughhislocalfellow-travellerspreferredtheformerassubjectsofdiscussion。Henowforthefirsttimeaskedconcerningyoungpersonsoftheoppositesex——orratherthosewhohadbeenyoungwhenhelefthisnativeland。

  Hisinformants,adheringtotheirownopinionthattheremarkablewasbetterworthtellingthantheordinary,wouldnotallowhimtodwelluponthesimplechroniclesofthosewhohadmerelycomeandgone。

  TheyaskedhimifherememberedNettySargent。

  ’NettySargent——Ido,justrememberher。ShewasayoungwomanlivingwithherunclewhenIleft,ifmychildishrecollectionmaybetrusted。’

  ’Thatwasthemaid。Shewasaoneyer,ifyoulike,sir。Notanyharminher,youknow,butuptoeverything。Yououghttohearhowshegotthecopyholdofherhouseextended。Oughtn’the,Mr。Day?’

  ’Heought,’repliedtheworld-ignoredoldpainter。

  ’Tellhim,Mr。Day。Nobodycandoitbetterthanyou,andyouknowthelegalpartbetterthansomeofus。’

  Dayapologized,andbegan:-

  NETTYSARGENT’SCOPYHOLD

  ’Shecontinuedtolivewithheruncle,inthelonelyhousebythecopse,justasatthetimeyouknewher;atallspryyoungwoman。

  Ah,howwellonecanrememberherblackhairanddancingeyesatthattime,andherslywayofscrewinguphermouthwhenshemeanttoteaseye!Well,shewashardlyoutofshortfrocksbeforethechapswereafterher,andbylongandbylateshewascourtedbyayoungmanwhomperhapsyoudidnotknow——JasperCliffwashisname——and,thoughshemighthavehadmanyabetterfellow,hesogreatlytookherfancythat’twasJasperornobodyforher。Hewasaselfishcustomer,alwaysthinkinglessofwhathewasgoingtodothanofwhathewasgoingtogainbyhisdoings。Jasper’seyesmighthavebeenfixeduponNetty,buthismindwasuponheruncle’shouse;

  thoughhewasfondofherinhisway——Iadmitthat。

  ’Thishouse,builtbyhergreat-great-grandfather,withitsgardenandlittlefield,wascopyhold——granteduponlivesintheoldway,andhadbeensograntedforgenerations。Heruncle’swasthelastlifeupontheproperty;sothatathisdeath,iftherewasnoadmittanceofnewlives,itwouldallfallintothehandsofthelordofthemanor。But’twaseasytoadmit——aslight“fine,“as’twascalled,ofafewpounds,wasenoughtoentitlehimtoanewdeedo’

  grantbythecustomofthemanor;andthelordcouldnothinderit。

  ’Nowtherecouldbenobetterprovisionforhisnieceandonlyrelativethanasurehouseoverherhead,andNetty’suncleshouldhaveseentotherenewalintime,owingtothepeculiarcustomofforfeiturebythedroppingofthelastlifebeforethenewfinewaspaid;fortheSquirewasveryanxioustogetholdofthehouseandland;andeverySundaywhentheoldmancameintothechurchandpassedtheSquire’spew,theSquirewouldsay,“Alittleweakerinhisknees,alittlecrookederinhisback——andthereadmittancenotappliedfor:ha!ha!Ishallbeabletomakeacompleteclearingofthatcornerofthemanorsomeday!“

  ’’Twasextraordinary,nowwelookbackuponit,thatoldSargentshouldhavebeensodilatory;yetsomepeoplearelikeit;andheputoffcallingattheSquire’sagent’sofficewiththefineweekafterweek,sayingtohimself,“Ishallhavemoretimenextmarket-daythanIhavenow。“Oneunfortunatehindrancewasthathedidn’tverywelllikeJasperCliff;andasJasperkepturgingNetty,andNettyonthataccountkepturgingheruncle,theoldmanwasinclinedtopostponethere-liveingaslongashecould,tospitetheselfishyounglover。

  AtlastoldMr。Sargentfellill,andthenJaspercouldbearitnolonger:heproducedthefine-moneyhimself,andhandedittoNetty,andspoketoherplainly。

  ’“Youandyouruncleoughttoknowbetter。Youshouldpresshimmore。There’sthemoney。Ifyouletthehouseandgroundslipbetweenye,Iwon’tmarry;hangmeifIwill!Forfolkswon’tdeserveahusbandthatcandosuchthings。“

  ’Theworriedgirltookthemoneyandwenthome,andtoldherunclethatitwasnohousenohusbandforher。OldMr。Sargentpooh-poohedthemoney,fortheamountwasnotworthconsideration,buthedidnowbestirhimself;forhesawshewasbentuponmarryingJasper,andhedidnotwishtomakeherunhappy,sinceshewassodetermined。ItwasmuchtotheSquire’sannoyancethathefoundSargenthadmovedinthematteratlast;buthecouldnotgainsayit,andthedocumentswerepreparedforonthismanorthecopy-holdershadwritingswiththeirholdings,thoughonsomemanorstheyhadnone。OldSargentbeingnowtoofeebletogototheagent’shouse,thedeedwastobebroughttohishousesigned,andhandedoverasareceiptforthemoney;thecounterparttobesignedbySargent,andsentbacktotheSquire。

  ’TheagenthadpromisedtocallonoldSargentforthispurposeatfiveo’clock,andNettyputthemoneyintoherdesktohaveitcloseathand。Whiledoingthissheheardaslightcryfromheruncle,andturninground,sawthathehadfallenforwardinhischair。Shewentandliftedhim,buthewasunconscious;andunconsciousheremained。

  Neithermedicinenorstimulantswouldbringhimtohimself。Shehadbeentoldthathemightpossiblygooffinthatway,anditseemedasiftheendhadcome。Beforeshehadstartedforadoctorhisfaceandextremitiesgrewquitecoldandwhite,andshesawthathelpwouldbeuseless。Hewasstone-dead。

  ’Netty’ssituationroseuponherdistractedmindinallitsseriousness。Thehouse,garden,andfieldwerelost——byafewhours——

  andwiththemahomeforherselfandherlover。ShewouldnotthinksomeanlyofJasperastosupposethathewouldadheretotheresolutiondeclaredinamomentofimpatience;butshetrembled,nevertheless。Whycouldnotherunclehavelivedacoupleofhourslonger,sincehehadlivedsolong?Itwasnowpastthreeo’clock;

  atfivetheagentwastocall,and,ifallhadgonewell,bytenminutespastfivethehouseandholdingwouldhavebeensecurelyhersforherownandJasper’slives,thesebeingtwoofthethreeproposedtobeaddedbypayingthefine。HowthatwretchedoldSquirewouldrejoiceatgettingthelittletenancyintohishands!Hedidnotreallyrequireit,butconstitutionallyhatedthesetinycopyholdsandleaseholdsandfreeholds,whichmadeislandsofindependenceinthefair,smoothoceanofhisestates。

  ’ThenanideastruckintotheheadofNettyhowtoaccomplishherobjectinspiteofheruncle’snegligence。ItwasadullDecemberafternoon:andthefirststepinherscheme——sothestorygoes,andIseenoreasontodoubtit——’

  ’’Tistrueasthelight,’affirmedChristopherTwink。’Iwasjustpassingby。’

  ’Thefirststepinherschemewastofastentheouterdoor,tomakesureofnotbeinginterrupted。Thenshesettoworkbyplacingheruncle’ssmall,heavyoaktablebeforethefire;thenshewenttoheruncle’scorpse,sittinginthechairashehaddied——astuffedarm-

  chair,oncasters,andratherhighintheseat,soitwastoldme——

  andwheeledthechair,uncleandall,tothetable,placinghimwithhisbacktowardthewindow,intheattitudeofbendingoverthesaidoaktable,whichIknewasaboyaswellasIknowanypieceoffurnitureinmyownhouse。OnthetableshelaidthelargefamilyBibleopenbeforehim,andplacedhisforefingeronthepage;andthensheopenedhiseyelidsabit,andputonhimhisspectacles,sothatfrombehindheappearedforalltheworldasifhewerereadingtheScriptures。Thensheunfastenedthedoorandsatdown,andwhenitgrewdarkshelitacandle,andputitonthetablebesideheruncle’sbook。

  ’Folkmaywellguesshowthetimepassedwithhertilltheagentcame,andhow,whenhisknocksoundeduponthedoor,shenearlystartedoutofherskin——atleastthat’sasitwastoldme。Nettypromptlywenttothedoor。

  ’“Iamsorry,sir,“shesays,underherbreath;“myuncleisnotsowellto-night,andI’mafraidhecan’tseeyou。“

  ’“H’m!——that’saprettytale,“saysthesteward。“SoI’vecomeallthiswayaboutthistrumperylittlejobfornothing!“

  ’“Ono,sir——Ihopenot,“saysNetty。“Isupposethebusinessofgrantingthenewdeedcanbedonejustthesame?“

  ’“Done?Certainlynot。Hemustpaytherenewalmoney,andsigntheparchmentinmypresence。“

  ’Shelookeddubious。“Uncleissodreadfulnervousaboutlawbusiness,“saysshe,“that,asyouknow,he’sputitoffandputitoffforyears;andnowto-dayreallyI’vefeareditwouldverilydrivehimoutofhismind。HispoorthreeteethquitechatteredwhenIsaidtohimthatyouwouldbeheresoonwiththeparchmentwriting。

  Healwayswasafraidofagents,andfolksthatcomeforrent,andsuch-like。“

  ’“Pooroldfellow——I’msorryforhim。Well,thethingcan’tbedoneunlessIseehimandwitnesshissignature。“

  ’“Suppose,sir,thatyouseehimsign,andhedon’tseeyoulookingathim?I’dsoothehisnervesbysayingyouweren’tstrictabouttheformofwitnessing,anddidn’twishtocomein。Sothatitwasdoneinyourbarepresenceitwouldbesufficient,woulditnot?Ashe’ssuchanold,shrinking,shiveringman,itwouldbeagreatconsideratenessonyourpartifthatwoulddo?“

  ’“Inmybarepresencewoulddo,ofcourse——that’sallIcomefor。

  ButhowcanIbeawitnesswithouthisseeingme?“

  ’“Why,inthisway,sir;ifyou’llobligemebyjuststeppinghere。“

  Sheconductedhimafewyardstotheleft,tilltheywereoppositetheparlourwindow。Theblindhadbeenleftuppurposely,andthecandle-lightshoneoutuponthegardenbushes。Withintheagentcouldsee,attheotherendoftheroom,thebackandsideoftheoldman’shead,andhisshouldersandarm,sittingwiththebookandcandlebeforehim,andhisspectaclesonhisnose,asshehadplacedhim。

  ’“He’sreadinghisBible,asyousee,sir,“shesays,quiteinhermeekestway。

  ’“Yes。Ithoughthewasacarelesssortofmaninmattersofreligion?“

  ’“HealwayswasfondofhisBible,“Nettyassuredhim。“ThoughI

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