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  ’Youha’n’tlostyourmis’ess,anyhow,’theysaidtoconsolehim。

  ’She’sthrowedupthesperrits,andsheisfeelingbetter,andshe’smoreto’eethanachildthatisn’tyours。’

  ’Sheisn’t!She’snotsoparticularmuchtome,especiallynowshe’slostthelittlemaid!ButCarry’severything!’

  ’Well,ver’likeyou’llfindherto-morrow。’

  ’Ah——butshallI?YetheCAN’Thurther——surelyhecan’t!Well——

  how’sCar’linenow?Iamready。Isthecarthere?’

  Shewasliftedintothevehicle,andtheysadlylumberedontowardStickleford。Nextdayshewascalmer;butthefitswerestilluponher;andherwillseemedshattered。Forthechildsheappearedtoshowsingularlylittleanxiety,thoughNedwasnearlydistracted。ItwasneverthelessquiteexpectedthattheimpishMopwouldrestorethelostoneafterafreakofadayortwo;buttimewenton,andneitherhenorshecouldbeheardof,andHipcroftmurmuredthatperhapshewasexercisinguponhersomeunholymusicalcharm,ashehaddoneuponCar’lineherself。Weekspassed,andstilltheycouldobtainnoclueeithertothefiddler’swhereaboutsorthegirl’s;andhowhecouldhaveinducedhertogowithhimremainedamystery。

  ThenNed,whohadobtainedonlytemporaryemploymentintheneighbourhood,tookasuddenhatredtowardhisnativedistrict,andarumourreachinghisearsthroughthepolicethatasomewhatsimilarmanandchildhadbeenseenatafairnearLondon,heplayingaviolin,shedancingonstilts,anewinterestinthecapitaltookpossessionofHipcroftwithanintensitywhichwouldscarcelyallowhimtimetopackbeforereturningthither。

  Hedidnot,however,findthelostone,thoughhemadeittheentirebusinessofhisover-hourstostandaboutinby-streetsinthehopeofdiscoveringher,andwouldstartupinthenight,saying,’Thatrascal’storturinghertomaintainhim!’Towhichhiswifewouldanswerpeevishly,’Don’t’eeraftyourselfso,Ned!Youpreventmygettingabito’rest!Hewon’thurther!’andfallasleepagain。

  ThatCarryandherfatherhademigratedtoAmericawasthegeneralopinion;Mop,nodoubt,findingthegirlahighlydesirablecompanionwhenhehadtrainedhertokeephimbyherearningsasadancer。

  There,forthatmatter,theymaybeperforminginsomecapacitynow,thoughhemustbeanoldscampvergingonthreescore-and-ten,andsheawomanoffour-and-forty。

  May1893,TRADITIONOFEIGHTEENHUNDREDANDFOUR

  ThewidelydiscussedpossibilityofaninvasionofEnglandthroughaChanneltunnelhasmorethanoncerecalledoldSolomonSelby’sstorytomymind。

  TheoccasiononwhichInumberedmyselfamonghisaudiencewasoneeveningwhenhewassittingintheyawningchimney-corneroftheinn-

  kitchen,withsomeotherswhohadgatheredthere,andIenteredforshelterfromtherain。Withdrawingthestemofhispipefromthedentalnotchinwhichithabituallyrested,heleanedbackintherecessbehindhimandsmiledintothefire。Thesmilewasneithermirthfulnorsad,notpreciselyhumorousnoraltogetherthoughtful。

  Wewhoknewhimrecognizeditinamoment:itwashisnarrativesmile。Breakingoffourfewdesultoryremarkswedrewupcloser,andhethusbegan:-

  ’Myfather,asyoumidknow,wasashepherdallhislife,andlivedoutbytheCovefourmilesyonder,whereIwasbornandlivedlikewise,tillImovedhereshortlyaforeIwasmarried。Thecottagethatfirstknewmestoodonthetopofthedown,nearthesea;therewasnohousewithinamileandahalfofit;itwasbuilto’purposeforthefarm-shepherd,andhadnootheruse。Theytellmethatitisnowpulleddown,butthatyoucanseewhereitstoodbythemoundsofearthandafewbrokenbricksthatarestilllyingabout。Itwasableakanddrearyplaceinwinter-time,butinsummeritwaswellenough,thoughthegardennevercametomuch,becausewecouldnotgetupagoodshelterforthevegetablesandcurrantbushes;andwherethereismuchwindtheydon’tthrive。

  ’Ofalltheyearsofmygrowinguptheonesthatbideclearestinmymindwereeighteenhundredandthree,four,andfive。Thiswasfortworeasons:Ihadjustthengrowntoanagewhenachild’seyesandearstakeinandnotedowneverythingabouthim,andtherewasmoreatthatdatetobearinmindthanthereeverhasbeensincewithme。

  Itwas,asIneedhardlytellye,thetimeafterthefirstpeace,whenBonapartewasscheminghisdescentuponEngland。HehadcrossedthegreatAlpmountains,foughtinEgypt,drubbedtheTurks,theAustrians,andtheProossians,andnowthoughthe’dhaveaslapatus。OntheothersideoftheChannel,scarceoutofsightandhailofamanstandingonourEnglishshore,theFrencharmyofahundredandsixtythousandmenandfifteenthousandhorseshadbeenbroughttogetherfromallparts,andweredrillingeveryday。Bonapartehadbeenthreeyearsa-makinghispreparations;andtoferrythesesoldiersandcannonandhorsesacrosshehadcontrivedacoupleofthousandflat-bottomedboats。Theseboatsweresmallthings,butwonderfullybuilt。Agoodfewof’emweresomadeastohavealittlestableonboardeachforthetwohorsesthatweretohaulthecannoncarriedatthestern。Togetinorderallthese,andotherthingsrequired,hehadassembledtherefiveorsixthousandfellowsthatworkedattrades——carpenters,blacksmiths,wheelwrights,saddlers,andwhatnot。O’twasacurioustime!

  ’EverymorningNeighbourBoneywouldmusterhismultitudeofsoldiersonthebeach,draw’emupinline,practise’eminthemanoeuvreofembarking,horsesandall,tilltheycoulddoitwithoutasinglehitch。MyfatherdroveaflockofewesupintoSussexthatyear,andashewentalongthedrover’strackoverthehighdownsthereabouthecouldseethisdrillingactuallygoingon——theaccoutrementsoftherankandfileglitteringinthesunlikesilver。ItwasthoughtandalwayssaidbymyuncleJob,sergeantoffootwhousedtoknowallaboutthesematters,thatBonapartemeanttocrosswithoarsonacalmnight。Thegrandquerywithuswas,Wherewouldmygentlemanland?ManyofthecommonpeoplethoughtitwouldbeatDover;

  others,whoknewhowunlikelyitwasthatanyskilfulgeneralwouldmakeabusinessoflandingjustwherehewasexpected,saidhe’dgoeithereastintotheRiverThames,orwest’ardtosomeconvenientplace,mostlikelyoneofthelittlebaysinsidetheIsleofPortland,betweentheBealandSt。Alban’sHead——andforchoicethethree-quarter-roundCove,screenedfromeverymortaleye,thatseemedmadeo’purpose,outbywherewelived,andwhichI’veclimmedupwithtwotubsofbrandyacrossmyshouldersonscoreso’darknightsinmyyoungerdays。Somehadheardthataparto’theFrenchfleetwouldsailrightroundScotland,andcomeuptheChanneltoasuitablehaven。However,therewasmuchdoubtuponthematter;andnowonder,forafter-yearsprovedthatBonapartehimselfcouldhardlymakeuphisminduponthatgreatandveryparticularpoint,wheretoland。Hisuncertaintycameaboutinthiswise,thathecouldgetnonewsastowhereandhowourtroopslayinwaiting,andthathisknowledgeofpossibleplaceswhereflat-bottomedboatsmightbequietlyrunashore,andthementheybroughtmarshalledinorder,wasdimtothelastdegree。Beingflat-bottomed,theydidn’trequireaharbourforunshippingtheircargoofmen,butagoodshelvingbeachawayfromsight,andwithafairopenroadtowardLondon。HowthequestionposedthatgreatCorsicantyrantasweusedtocallhim,whatpainshetooktosettleit,and,aboveall,whatariskheranononeparticularnightintryingtodoso,wereknownonlytoonemanhereandthere;andcertainlytonomakerofnewspapersorprinterofbooks,ormyaccounto’twouldnothavehadsomanyheadsshakenoveritasithasbygentrywhoonlybelievewhattheyseeinprintedlines。

  ’Theflocksmyfatherhadchargeoffedallaboutthedownsnearourhouse,overlookingtheseaandshoreeachwayformiles。Inwinterandearlyspringfatherwasupadealatnights,watchingandtendingthelambing。Oftenhe’dgotobedearly,andturnoutattwelveorone;andontheotherhand,he’dsometimesstayuptilltwelveorone,andthenturnintobed。AssoonasIwasoldenoughIusedtohelphim,mostlyinthewayofkeepinganeyeupontheeweswhilehewasgonehometorest。ThisiswhatIwasdoinginaparticularmonthineithertheyearfourorfive——Ican’tcertainlyfixwhich,butitwaslongbeforeIwastookawayfromthesheepkeepingtobeboundprenticetoatrade。EverynightatthattimeIwasatthefold,abouthalfamile,oritmaybealittlemore,fromourcottage,andnolivingthingatallwithmebuttheewesandyounglambs。Afeard?No;Iwasneverafeardofbeingaloneatthesetimes;forIhadbeenrearedinsuchanout-stepplacethatthelacko’humanbeingsatnightmademelessfearfulthanthesightof’em。

  DirectlyIsawaman’sshapeafterdarkinalonelyplaceIwasfrightenedoutofmysenses。

  ’OnedayinthatmonthweweresurprisedbyavisitfrommyuncleJob,thesergeantintheSixty-firstfoot,thenincamponthedownsaboveKingGeorge’swatering-place,severalmilestothewestyonder。

  UncleJobdroppedinaboutdusk,andwentupwithmyfathertothefoldforanhourortwo。Thenhecamehome,hadadroptodrinkfromthetubofsperritsthatthesmugglerskeptusinforhousingtheirliquorwhenthey’dmadearun,andforburning’emoffwhentherewasdanger。Afterthathestretchedhimselfoutonthesettletosleep。

  Iwenttobed:atoneo’clockfathercamehome,andwakingmetogoandtakehisplace,accordingtocustom,wenttobedhimself。OnmywayoutofthehouseIpassedUncleJobonthesettle。Heopenedhiseyes,anduponmytellinghimwhereIwasgoinghesaiditwasashamethatsuchayoungsterasIshouldgoupthereallalone;andwhenhehadfasteneduphisstockandwaist-belthesetoffalongwithme,takingadropfromthesperrit-tubinalittleflatbottlethatstoodinthecorner-cupboard。

  ’Byandbywedrewuptothefold,sawthatallwasright,andthen,tokeepourselveswarm,curledupinaheapofstrawthatlayinsidethethatchedhurdleswehadsetuptobreakthestrokeofthewindwhentherewasany。To-night,however,therewasnone。Itwasoneofthoseverystillnightswhen,ifyoustandonthehighhillsanywherewithintwoorthreemilesofthesea,youcanheartheriseandfallofthetidealongtheshore,comingandgoingeveryfewmomentslikeasortofgreatsnoreofthesleepingworld。Overthelowergroundtherewasabitofamist,butonthehillwherewelaytheairwasclear,andthemoon,theninherlastquarter,flungafairlygoodlightonthegrassandscatteredstraw。

  ’WhilewelaythereUncleJobamusedmebytellingmestrangestoriesofthewarshehadservedinandthewowndshehadgot。HehadalreadyfoughttheFrenchintheLowCountries,andhopedtofight’emagain。HisstorieslastedsolongthatatlastIwashardlysurethatIwasnotasoldiermyself,andhadseensuchserviceashetoldof。Thewondersofhistalesquitebewilderedmymind,tillIfellasleepanddreamedofbattle,smoke,andflyingsoldiers,allofakindwiththedoingshehadbeenbringinguptome。

  ’HowlongmynaplastedIamnotpreparedtosay。Butsomefaintsoundsoverandabovetherustleoftheewesinthestraw,thebleatofthelambs,andthetinkleofthesheep-bellbroughtmetomywakingsenses。UncleJobwasstillbesideme;buthetoohadfallenasleep。Ilookedoutfromthestraw,andsawwhatitwasthathadarousedme。Twomen,inboat-cloaks,cockedhats,andswords,stoodbythehurdlesabouttwentyyardsoff。

  ’Iturnedmyearthitherwardtocatchwhattheyweresaying,butthoughIheardeverywordo’t,notonedidIunderstand。Theyspokeinatonguethatwasnotours——inFrench,asIafterwardfound。ButifIcouldnotgainthemeaningofaword,Iwasshrewdboyenoughtofindoutadealofthetalkers’business。Bythelighto’themoonI

  couldseethatoneof’emcarriedarollofpaperinhishand,whileeverymomenthespokequicktohiscomrade,andpointedrightandleftwiththeotherhandtospotsalongtheshore。Therewasnodoubtthathewasexplainingtothesecondgentlemantheshapesandfeaturesofthecoast。Whathappenedsoonaftermadethisstillclearertome。

  ’AllthistimeIhadnotwakedUncleJob,butnowIbegantobeafearedthattheymightlightuponus,becauseunclebreathedsoheavilythrough’snose。Iputmymouthtohisearandwhispered,“UncleJob。“

  ’“Whatisit,myboy?“hesaid,justasifhehadn’tbeenasleepatall。

  ’“Hush!“saysI。“TwoFrenchgenerals——“

  ’“French?“sayshe。

  ’“Yes,“saysI。“Cometoseewheretolandtheirarmy!“

  ’Ipointed’emout;butIcouldsaynomore,forthepairwerecomingatthatmomentmuchnearertowherewelay。Assoonastheygotasnearaseightortenyards,theofficerwitharollinhishandstoopeddowntoaslantinghurdle,unfastenedhisrolluponit,andspreaditout。Thensuddenlyhesprungadarklanternopenonthepaper,andshowedittobeamap。

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