EDINBURGHREVIEWforJanuary,1862,whichishighlyremarkableforitsphilosophicalandliteraryresearchconcerningtheseLatter-DaySaints。Ifindinitthefollowingsentences:-’TheSelectCommitteeoftheHouseofCommonsonemigrantshipsfor1854
summonedtheMormonagentandpassenger-brokerbeforeit,andcametotheconclusionthatnoshipsundertheprovisionsofthe“PassengersAct“couldbedependeduponforcomfortandsecurityinthesamedegreeasthoseunderhisadministration。TheMormonshipisaFamilyunderstrongandaccepteddiscipline,witheveryprovisionforcomfort,decorumandinternalpeace。’
WhenIthinkIdeserveparticularlywellofmyself,andhaveearnedtherighttoenjoyalittletreat,IstrollfromCovent-gardenintotheCityofLondon,afterbusiness-hoursthere,onaSaturday,or-
betteryet-onaSunday,androamaboutitsdesertednooksandcorners。Itisnecessarytothefullenjoymentofthesejourneysthattheyshouldbemadeinsummer-time,forthentheretiredspotsthatIlovetohaunt,areattheiridlestanddullest。Agentlefallofrainisnotobjectionable,andawarmmistsetsoffmyfavouriteretreatstodecidedadvantage。
Amongthese,CityChurchyardsholdahighplace。SuchstrangechurchyardshideintheCityofLondon;churchyardssometimessoentirelydetachedfromchurches,alwayssopresseduponbyhouses;
sosmall,sorank,sosilent,soforgotten,exceptbythefewpeoplewhoeverlookdownintothemfromtheirsmokywindows。AsI
standpeepinginthroughtheirongatesandrails,Icanpeeltherustymetaloff,likebarkfromanoldtree。Theillegibletombstonesarealllop-sided,thegrave-moundslosttheirshapeintherainsofahundredyearsago,theLombardyPoplarorPlane-Treethatwasonceadrysalter’sdaughterandseveralcommon-councilmen,haswitheredlikethoseworthies,anditsdepartedleavesaredustbeneathit。Contagionofslowruinoverhangstheplace。Thediscolouredtiledroofsoftheenvironingbuildingsstandsoawry,thattheycanhardlybeproofagainstanystressofweather。Oldcrazystacksofchimneysseemtolookdownastheyoverhang,dubiouslycalculatinghowfartheywillhavetofall。Inanangleofthewalls,whatwasoncethetool-houseofthegrave-diggerrotsaway,encrustedwithtoadstools。Pipesandspoutsforcarryingofftherainfromtheencompassinggables,brokenorfeloniouslycutforoldleadlongago,nowlettheraindripandsplashasitlist,upontheweedyearth。Sometimesthereisarustypumpsomewherenear,and,asIlookinattherailsandmeditate,Ihearitworkingunderanunknownhandwithacreakingprotest:asthoughthedepartedinthechurchyardurged,’Letusliehereinpeace;
don’tsuckusupanddrinkus!’
Oneofmybestbelovedchurchyards,IcallthechurchyardofSaintGhastlyGrim;touchingwhatmeningeneralcallit,Ihavenoinformation。ItliesattheheartoftheCity,andtheBlackwallRailwayshrieksatitdaily。Itisasmallsmallchurchyard,withaferocious,strong,spikedirongate,likeajail。Thisgateisornamentedwithskullsandcross-bones,largerthanthelife,wroughtinstone;butitlikewisecameintothemindofSaintGhastlyGrim,thattostickironspikesa-topofthestoneskulls,asthoughtheywereimpaled,wouldbeapleasantdevice。Thereforetheskullsgrinalofthorribly,thrustthroughandthroughwithironspears。Hence,thereisattractionofrepulsionformeinSaintGhastlyGrim,and,havingoftencontemplateditinthedaylightandthedark,Ioncefeltdrawntowardsitinathunderstormatmidnight。’Whynot?’Isaid,inself-excuse。’I
havebeentoseetheColosseumbythelightofthemoon;isitworsetogotoseeSaintGhastlyGrimbythelightofthelightning?’IrepairedtotheSaintinahackneycab,andfoundtheskullsmosteffective,havingtheairofapublicexecution,andseeming,asthelightningflashed,towinkandgrinwiththepainofthespikes。Havingnootherpersontowhomtoimpartmysatisfaction,Icommunicatedittothedriver。Sofarfrombeingresponsive,hesurveyedme-hewasnaturallyabottled-nosed,red-
facedman-withablanchedcountenance。Andashedrovemeback,heeverandagainglancedinoverhisshoulderthroughthelittlefrontwindowofhiscarriage,asmistrustingthatIwasafareoriginallyfromagraveinthechurchyardofSaintGhastlyGrim,whomighthaveflittedhomeagainwithoutpaying。
Sometimes,thequeerHallofsomequeerCompanygivesuponachurchyardsuchasthis,and,whentheLiverydine,youmayhearthemifyouarelookinginthroughtheironrails,whichyouneverarewhenIamtoastingtheirownWorshipfulprosperity。
Sometimes,awholesalehouseofbusiness,requiringmuchroomforstowage,willoccupyoneortwoorevenallthreesidesoftheenclosingspace,andthebacksofbalesofgoodswilllumberupthewindows,asiftheywereholdingsomecrowdedtrade-meetingofthemselveswithin。Sometimes,thecommandingwindowsareallblank,andshownomoresignoflifethanthegravesbelow-notsomuch,forTHEYtellofwhatonceuponatimewaslifeundoubtedly。
SuchwasthesurroundingofoneCitychurchyardthatIsawlastsummer,onaVolunteeringSaturdayeveningtowardseightoftheclock,whenwithastonishmentIbeheldanoldoldmanandanoldoldwomaninit,makinghay。Yes,ofalloccupationsinthisworld,makinghay!ItwasaveryconfinedpatchofchurchyardlyingbetweenGracechurch-streetandtheTower,capableofyielding,sayanapronfulofhay。Bywhatmeanstheoldoldmanandwomanhadgotintoit,withanalmosttoothlesshay-makingrake,Icouldnotfathom。Noopenwindowwaswithinview;nowindowatallwaswithinview,sufficientlynearthegroundtohaveenabledtheiroldlegstodescendfromit;therustychurchyard-
gatewaslocked,themouldychurchwaslocked。Gravelyamongthegraves,theymadehay,allalonebythemselves。TheylookedlikeTimeandhiswife。Therewasbuttheonerakebetweenthem,andtheybothhadholdofitinapastorally-lovingmanner,andtherewashayontheoldwoman’sblackbonnet,asiftheoldmanhadrecentlybeenplayful。Theoldmanwasquiteanobsoleteoldman,inknee-breechesandcoarsegreystockings,andtheoldwomanworemittenslikeuntohisstockingsintextureandincolour。TheytooknoheedofmeasIlookedon,unabletoaccountforthem。Theoldwomanwasmuchtoobrightforapew-opener,theoldmanmuchtoomeekforabeadle。Onanoldtombstoneintheforegroundbetweenmeandthem,weretwocherubim;butforthosecelestialembellishmentsbeingrepresentedashavingnopossibleuseforknee-breeches,stockings,ormittens,Ishouldhavecomparedthemwiththehay-makers,andsoughtalikeness。Icoughedandawoketheechoes,butthehay-makersneverlookedatme。Theyusedtherakewithameasuredaction,drawingthescantycroptowardsthem;
andsoIwasfaintoleavethemunderthreeyardsandahalfofdarkeningsky,gravelymakinghayamongthegraves,allalonebythemselves。PerhapstheywereSpectres,andIwantedaMedium。
InanotherCitychurchyardofsimilarcrampeddimensions,Isaw,thatselfsamesummer,twocomfortablecharitychildren。Theyweremakinglove-tremendousproofofthevigourofthatimmortalarticle,fortheywereinthegracefuluniformunderwhichEnglishCharitydelightstohideherself-andtheywereovergrown,andtheirlegshislegsatleast,forIammodestlyincompetenttospeakofherswereasmuchinthewrongasmerepassiveweaknessofcharactercanrenderlegs。Oitwasaleadenchurchyard,butnodoubtagoldengroundtothoseyoungpersons!IfirstsawthemonaSaturdayevening,and,perceivingfromtheiroccupationthatSaturdayeveningwastheirtrysting-time,Ireturnedthateveningse’nnight,andrenewedthecontemplationofthem。Theycametheretoshakethebitsofmattingwhichwerespreadinthechurchaisles,andtheyafterwardsrolledthemup,herollinghisend,sherollinghers,untiltheymet,andoverthetwooncedividednowunitedrolls-sweetemblem!-gaveandreceivedachastesalute。
Itwassorefreshingtofindoneofmyfadedchurchyardsbloomingintoflowerthus,thatIreturnedasecondtime,andathird,andultimatelythisbefell:-Theyhadleftthechurchdooropen,intheirdustingandarranging。Walkingintolookatthechurch,I
becameaware,bythedimlight,ofhiminthepulpit,ofherinthereading-desk,ofhimlookingdown,ofherlookingup,exchangingtenderdiscourse。Immediatelybothdived,andbecameasitwerenon-existentonthissphere。WithanassumptionofinnocenceI
turnedtoleavethesacrededifice,whenanobeseformstoodintheportal,puffilydemandingJoseph,orindefaultofJoseph,Celia。
Takingthismonsterbythesleeve,andluringhimforthonpretenceofshowinghimwhomhesought,IgavetimefortheemergenceofJosephandCelia,whopresentlycametowardsusinthechurchyard,bendingunderdustymatting,apictureofthrivingandunconsciousindustry。ItwouldbesuperfluoustohintthatIhaveeversincedeemedthistheproudestpassageinmylife。
Butsuchinstances,oranytokensofvitality,arerareindeedinmyCitychurchyards。Afewsparrowsoccasionallytrytoraisealivelychirrupintheirsolitarytree-perhaps,astakingadifferentviewofwormsfromthatentertainedbyhumanity-buttheyareflatandhoarseofvoice,liketheclerk,theorgan,thebell,theclergyman,andalltherestoftheChurch-workswhentheyarewoundupforSunday。Cagedlarks,thrushes,orblackbirds,hanginginneighbouringcourts,pourforththeirstrainspassionately,asscentingthetree,tryingtobreakout,andseeleavesagainbeforetheydie,buttheirsongisWillow,Willow-ofachurchyardcast。Solittlelightlivesinsidethechurchesofmychurchyards,whenthetwoareco-existent,thatitisoftenonlybyanaccidentandafterlongacquaintancethatIdiscovertheirhavingstainedglassinsomeoddwindow。Thewesteringsunslantsintothechurchyardbysomeunwontedentry,afewprismatictearsdroponanoldtombstone,andawindowthatIthoughtwasonlydirty,isforthemomentallbejewelled。Thenthelightpassesandthecoloursdie。Thougheventhen,ifthereberoomenoughformetofallbacksofarasthatIcangazeuptothetopoftheChurchTower,Iseetherustyvanenewburnished,andseemingtolookoutwithajoyfulflashovertheseaofsmokeatthedistantshoreofcountry。
Blinkingoldmenwhoareletoutofworkhousesbythehour,haveatendencytositonbitsofcopingstoneinthesechurchyards,leaningwithbothhandsontheirsticksandasthmaticallygasping。
Themoredepressedclassofbeggarstoo,bringhitherbrokenmeats,andmunch。Iamonnoddingtermswithameditativeturncockwholingersinoneofthem,andwhomIsuspectofaturnforpoetry;