UNCOMMERCIAL。Iwonderhowyoudidit。
WILTSHIRErecognisinginthisakindredspirit。Seetheernow!
IwonderhowIdoneit!Butwhatwithabito’subscriptionheer,andwhatwithabito’helptheer,itweredoneatlast,thoughI
don’thardlyknowhow。Thenitwereunfort’netforus,yousee,aswegotkep’inBristolsolong-nighafortnight,itwere-onaccountsofamistakewi’BrotherHalliday。Swaller’dupmoney,itdid,whenwemighthavecomestraighton。
UNCOMMERCIALdelicatelyapproachingJoeSmith。YouareoftheMormonreligion,ofcourse?
WILTSHIREconfidently。Oyes,I’maMormon。Thenreflectively。I’maMormon。Then,lookingroundtheship,feignstodescryaparticularfriendinanemptyspot,andevadestheUncommercialforevermore。
Afteranoontidepausefordinner,duringwhichmyEmigrantswerenearlyallbetween-decks,andtheAmazonlookeddeserted,ageneralmustertookplace。ThemusterwasfortheceremonyofpassingtheGovernmentInspectorandtheDoctor。Thoseauthoritiesheldtheirtemporarystateamidships,byacaskortwo;and,knowingthatthewholeEighthundredemigrantsmustcomefacetofacewiththem,I
tookmystationbehindthetwo。Theyknewnothingwhateverofme,Ibelieve,andmytestimonytotheunpretendinggentlenessandgoodnaturewithwhichtheydischargedtheirduty,maybeofthegreaterworth。TherewasnottheslightestflavouroftheCircumlocutionOfficeabouttheirproceedings。
Theemigrantswerenowallondeck。Theyweredenselycrowdedaft,andswarmeduponthepoop-decklikebees。TwoorthreeMormonagentsstoodreadytohandthemontotheInspector,andtohandthemforwardwhentheyhadpassed。Bywhatsuccessfulmeans,aspecialaptitudefororganisationhadbeeninfusedintothesepeople,Iam,ofcourse,unabletoreport。ButIknowthat,evennow,therewasnodisorder,hurry,ordifficulty。
Allbeingready,thefirstgrouparehandedon。Thatmemberofthepartywhoisentrustedwiththepassenger-ticketforthewhole,hasbeenwarnedbyoneoftheagentstohaveitready,andhereitisinhishand。Ineveryinstancethroughthewholeeighthundred,withoutanexception,thispaperisalwaysready。
INSPECTORreadingtheticket。JessieJobson,SophroniaJobson,JessieJobsonagain,MatildaJobson,WilliamJobson,JaneJobson,MatildaJobsonagain,BrighamJobson,LeonardoJobson,andOrsonJobson。Areyouallhere?glancingattheparty,overhisspectacles。
JESSIEJOBSONNUMBERTWO。Allhere,sir。
Thisgroupiscomposedofanoldgrandfatherandgrandmother,theirmarriedsonandhiswife,andTHEIRfamilyofchildren。OrsonJobsonisalittlechildasleepinhismother’sarms。TheDoctor,withakindwordorso,liftsupthecornerofthemother’sshawl,looksatthechild’sface,andtouchesthelittleclenchedhand。
IfwewereallaswellasOrsonJobson,doctoringwouldbeapoorprofession。
INSPECTOR。Quiteright,JessieJobson。Takeyourticket,Jessie,andpasson。
Andawaytheygo。Mormonagent,skilfulandquiet,handsthemon。
Mormonagent,skilfulandquiet,handsnextpartyup。
INSPECTORreadingticketagain。SusannahCleverlyandWilliamCleverly。Brotherandsister,eh?
SISTERyoungwomanofbusiness,hustlingslowbrother。Yes,sir。
INSPECTOR。Verygood,SusannahCleverly。Takeyourticket,Susannah,andtakecareofit。
Andawaytheygo。
INSPECTORtakingticketagain。SampsonDibbleandDorothyDibblesurveyingaveryoldcoupleoverhisspectacles,withsomesurprise。Yourhusbandquiteblind,Mrs。Dibble?
MRS。DIBBLE。Yes,sir,hebestone-blind。
MR。DIBBLEaddressingthemast。Yes,sir,Ibestone-blind。
INSPECTOR。That’sabadjob。Takeyourticket,Mrs。Dibble,anddon’tloseit,andpasson。
DoctortapsMr。Dibbleontheeyebrowwithhisforefinger,andawaytheygo。
INSPECTORtakingticketagain。AnastatiaWeedle。
ANASTATIAaprettygirl,inabrightGaribaldi,thismorningelectedbyuniversalsuffragetheBeautyoftheShip。Thatisme,sir。
INSPECTOR。Goingalone,Anastatia?
ANASTATIAshakinghercurls。IamwithMrs。Jobson,sir,butI’vegotseparatedforthemoment。
INSPECTOR。Oh!YouarewiththeJobsons?Quiteright。That’lldo,MissWeedle。Don’tloseyourticket。
Awayshegoes,andjoinstheJobsonswhoarewaitingforher,andstoopsandkissesBrighamJobson-whoappearstobeconsideredtooyoungforthepurpose,byseveralMormonsrisingtwenty,whoarelookingon。Beforeherextensiveskirtshavedepartedfromthecasks,adecentwidowstandstherewithfourchildren,andsotherollgoes。
ThefacesofsomeoftheWelshpeople,amongwhomthereweremanyoldpersons,werecertainlytheleastintelligent。Someoftheseemigrantswouldhavebungledsorely,butforthedirectinghandthatwasalwaysready。Theintelligenceherewasunquestionablyofaloworder,andtheheadswereofapoortype。Generallythecasewasthereverse。Thereweremanywornfacesbearingtracesofpatientpovertyandhardwork,andtherewasgreatsteadinessofpurposeandmuchundemonstrativeself-respectamongthisclass。A
fewyoungmenweregoingsingly。Severalgirlsweregoing,twoorthreetogether。TheselatterIfounditverydifficulttoreferback,inmymind,totheirrelinquishedhomesandpursuits。
Perhapstheyweremorelikecountrymilliners,andpupilteachersrathertawdrilydressed,thananyotherclassesofyoungwomen。I
noticed,amongmanylittleornamentsworn,morethanonephotograph-broochofthePrincessofWales,andalsoofthelatePrinceConsort。Somesinglewomenoffromthirtytoforty,whomonemightsupposetobeembroiderers,orstraw-bonnet-makers,wereobviouslygoingoutinquestofhusbands,asfinerladiesgotoIndia。Thattheyhadanydistinctnotionsofapluralityofhusbandsorwives,Idonotbelieve。Tosupposethefamilygroupsofwhomthemajorityofemigrantswerecomposed,polygamicallypossessed,wouldbetosupposeanabsurdity,manifesttoanyonewhosawthefathersandmothers。
IshouldsayIhadnomeansofascertainingthefactthatmostfamiliarkindsofhandicrafttradeswererepresentedhere。Farm-
labourers,shepherds,andthelike,hadtheirfullshareofrepresentation,butIdoubtiftheypreponderated。Itwasinterestingtoseehowtheleadingspiritinthefamilycircleneverfailedtoshowitself,eveninthesimpleprocessofansweringtothenamesastheywerecalled,andcheckingofftheownersofthenames。Sometimesitwasthefather,muchoftenerthemother,sometimesaquicklittlegirlsecondorthirdinorderofseniority。Itseemedtooccurforthefirsttimetosomeheavyfathers,whatlargefamiliestheyhad;andtheireyesrolledabout,duringthecallingofthelist,asiftheyhalfmisdoubtedsomeotherfamilytohavebeensmuggledintotheirown。Amongallthefinehandsomechildren,Iobservedbuttwowithmarksupontheirnecksthatwereprobablyscrofulous。Outofthewholenumberofemigrants,butoneoldwomanwastemporarilysetasidebythedoctor,onsuspicionoffever;butevensheafterwardsobtainedacleanbillofhealth。
Whenallhad’passed,’andtheafternoonbegantowearon,ablackboxbecamevisibleondeck,whichboxwasinchargeofcertainpersonagesalsoinblack,ofwhomonlyonehadtheconventionalairofanitinerantpreacher。Thisboxcontainedasupplyofhymn-
books,neatlyprintedandgotup,publishedatLiverpool,andalsoinLondonatthe’Latter-DaySaints’BookDepot,30,Florence-
street。’Somecopieswerehandsomelybound;theplainerwerethemoreinrequest,andmanywerebought。Thetitleran:’SacredHymnsandSpiritualSongsfortheChurchofJesusChurchofLatter-
DaySaints。’ThePreface,datedManchester,1840,ranthus:-’TheSaintsinthiscountryhavebeenverydesirousforaHymnBookadaptedtotheirfaithandworship,thattheymightsingthetruthwithanunderstandingheart,andexpresstheirpraise,joy,andgratitudeinsongsadaptedtotheNewandEverlastingCovenant。Inaccordancewiththeirwishes,wehaveselectedthefollowingvolume,whichwehopewillproveacceptableuntilagreatervarietycanbeadded。Withsentimentsofhighconsiderationandesteem,wesubscribeourselvesyourbrethrenintheNewandEverlastingCovenant,BRIGHAMYOUNG,PARLEYP。PRATT,JOHNTAYLOR。’Fromthisbook-bynomeansexplanatorytomyselfoftheNewandEverlastingCovenant,andnotatallmakingmyheartanunderstandingoneonthesubjectofthatmystery-ahymnwassung,whichdidnotattractanygreatamountofattention,andwassupportedbyaratherselectcircle。Butthechoirintheboatwasverypopularandpleasant;andtherewastohavebeenaBand,onlytheCornetwaslateincomingonboard。Inthecourseoftheafternoon,amotherappearedfromshore,insearchofherdaughter,’whohadrunawaywiththeMormons。’ShereceivedeveryassistancefromtheInspector,butherdaughterwasnotfoundtobeonboard。Thesaintsdidnotseemtome,particularlyinterestedinfindingher。
Towardsfiveo’clock,thegalleybecamefulloftea-kettles,andanagreeablefragranceofteapervadedtheship。Therewasnoscramblingorjostlingforthehotwater,noillhumour,noquarrelling。AstheAmazonwastosailwiththenexttide,andasitwouldnotbehighwaterbeforetwoo’clockinthemorning,I
leftherwithherteainfullaction,andheridleSteamTuglyingby,deputingsteamandsmokeforthetimebeingtotheTea-kettles。
IafterwardslearnedthataDespatchwassenthomebythecaptainbeforehestruckoutintothewideAtlantic,highlyextollingthebehaviouroftheseEmigrants,andtheperfectorderandproprietyofalltheirsocialarrangements。WhatisinstoreforthepoorpeopleontheshoresoftheGreatSaltLake,whathappydelusionstheyarelabouringundernow,onwhatmiserableblindnesstheireyesmaybeopenedthen,Idonotpretendtosay。ButIwentonboardtheirshiptobeartestimonyagainstthemiftheydeservedit,asIfullybelievedtheywould;tomygreatastonishmenttheydidnotdeserveit;andmypredispositionsandtendenciesmustnotaffectmeasanhonestwitness。IwentovertheAmazon’sside,feelingitimpossibletodenythat,sofar,someremarkableinfluencehadproducedaremarkableresult,whichbetterknowninfluenceshaveoftenmissed。*
*AfterthisUncommercialJourneywasprinted,IhappenedtomentiontheexperienceitdescribestoLordHoughton。Thatgentlemanthenshowedmeanarticleofhiswriting,inTHE