Documents：thebirthcertificateofLeopoldPaulaBloom：anendowmentassurancepolicyof#500intheScottishWidows’AssuranceSocietyintestatedMillicentMillyBloom，comingintoforceat25yearsaswithprofitpolicyof#430，#462100and#500at60yearsordeath，65yearsordeathanddeath，respectively，orwithprofitpolicypaidupof#299100togetherwithcashpaymentof#133100，atoption：abankpassbookissuedbytheUlsterBank，CollegeGreenbranchshowingstatementofa/cforhalfyearending31December1903，balanceindepositor’sfavour：#18146
eighteenpounds，fourteenshillingsandsixpence，sterling，netpersonalty：
certificateofpossessionof#900Canadian4%inscribedgovernmentstockfreeofstampduty：docketsoftheCatholicCemeteries’GlasnevinCommittee，relativetoagraveplotpurchased：alocalpresscuttingconcerningchangeofnamebydeedpoll。
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I，RudolphVirag，nowresidentatno52Clanbrassilstreet，Dublin，formerlyofSzombathelyinthekingdomofHungary，herebygivenoticethatIhaveassumedandintendhenceforthuponalloccasionsandatalltimestobeknownbythenameofRudolphBloom。
WhatotherobjectsrelativetoRudolphBloombornViragwereinthe2nddrawer？
AnindistinctdaguerreotypeofRudolphViragandhisfatherLeopoldViragexecutedintheyear1852intheportraitatelieroftheirrespectively
1stand2ndcousin，StefanViragofSzesfehervar，Hungary。AnancienthagadahbookinwhichapairofhornrimmedconvexspectaclesinsertedmarkedthepassageofthanksgivingintheritualprayersforPessachPassover：aphotocardoftheQueen’sHotel，Ennis，proprietor，RudolphBloom：anenvelopeaddressedTomyDearSonLeopold。
Whatfractionsofphrasesdidthelectureofthosefivewholewordsevoke？
TomorrowwillbeaweekthatIreceived……itisnouseLeopoldtobe……
withyourdearmother……thatisnotmoretostand……toher……allformeisout……bekindtoAthos，Leopold……mydearson……always……ofme……dasHerr……Gott……dein……
WhatreminiscencesofahumansubjectsufferingfromprogressivemelancholiadidtheseobjectsevokeinBloom？
Anoldmanwidower，unkempthair，inbed，withheadcovered，sighing：
aninfirmdog，Athos：aconite，resortedtobyincreasingdosesofgrainsandscruplesasapalliativeofrecrudescentneuralgia：thefaceindeathofaseptuagenariansuicidebypoison。
WhydidBloomexperienceasentimentofremorse？
Becauseinimmatureimpatiencehehadtreatedwithdisrespectcertainbeliefsandpractices。
As？
Theprohibitionoftheuseoffleshmeatandmilkatonemeal，thehebdomadarysymposiumofincoordinatelyabstract，perfervidlyconcretemercantilecoexreligionistexcompatriots：thecircumcisionofmaleinfants：thesupernaturalcharacterofJudaicscripture：theineffabilityofthetetragrammaron：thesanctityofthesabbath。
Howdidthesebeliefsandpracticesnowappeartohim？
Notmorerationalthantheyhadthenappeared，notlessrationalthanotherbeliefsandpracticesnowappeared。
WhatfirstreminiscencehadheofRudolphBloomdeceased？
RudolphBloomdeceasednarratedtohissonLeopoldBloomaged6
aretrospectivearrangementofmigrationsandsettlementsinandbetweenDublin，London，Florence，Milan，Vienna，Budapest，Szombathely，withstatementsofsatisfactionhisgrandfatherhavingseenMariaTheresa，empressofAustria，queenofHungary，withcommercialadvicehavingtakencareofpence，thepoundshavingtakencareofthemselves。LeopoldBloomaged6hadaccompaniedthesenarrationsbyconstantconsultationofageographicalmapofEuropepoliticalandbysuggestionsfortheestablishmentofaffiliatedbusinesspremisesinthevariouscentresmentioned。
Hadtimeequallybutdifferentlyobliteratedthememoryofthesemigrationsinnarratorandlistener？
Innarratorbytheaccessofyearsandinconsequenceoftheuseofnarcotictoxin：inlistenerbytheaccessofyearsandinconsequenceoftheactionofdistractionuponvicariousexperiences。
Whatidiosyncrasiesofthenarratorwereconcomitantproduct$ofamnesia？
Occasionallyheatewithouthavingpreviouslyremovedhishat。Occasionallyhedrankvoraciouslythejuiceofgooseberryfoolfromaninclinedplate。
Occasionallyheremovedfromhislipsthetracesoffoodbymeansofalaceratedenvelopeorotheraccessiblefragmentofpaper。
Whattwophenomenaofsenescenceweremorefrequent？
Themyopicdigitalcalculationofcoins，eructationconsequentuponrepletion。
Whatobjectofferedpartialconsolationforthesereminiscences？
Theendowmentpolicy，thebankpassbook，thecertificateofthepossessionofscrip。
ReduceBloombycrossmultiplicationofreversesoffortune，fromwhichthesesupportsprotectedhim，andbyeliminationofallpositivevaluestoanegligiblenegativeirrationalunrealquantity。
Successively，indescendingheloticorder：Poverty：thatoftheoutdoorhawkerofimitationjewellery，thedunfortherecoveryofbadanddoubtfuldebts，thepoorrateanddeputycesscollector。Mendicancy：thatofthefraudulentbankruptwithnegligibleassetspaying1s。4d。inthe#，sandwichman，distributorofthrowaways，nocturnalvagrant，insinuatingsycophant，maimedsailor，blindstripling，superannuatedbailiff’sman，marfeast，lickplate，spoilsport，pickthank，eccentricpubliclaughingstockseatedonbenchofpublicparkunderdiscardedperforatedumbrella。Destitution：theinmateofOldMan’sHouseRoyalHospital，Kilmainham，theinmateofSimpson’sHospitalforreducedbutrespectablemenpermanentlydisabledbygoutorwantofsight。Nadirofmisery：theagedimpotentdisfranchisedratesupportedmoribundlunaticpauper。
Withwhichattendantindignities？
Theunsympatheticindifferenceofpreviouslyamiablefemales，thecontemptofmuscularmales，theacceptanceoffragmentsofbread，thesimulatedignoranceofcasualacquaintances，thelatrationofillegitimateunlicensedvagabonddogs，theinfantiledischargeofdecomposedvegetablemissiles，worthlittleornothingorlessthannothing。
Bywhatcouldsuchasituationbeprecluded？
Bydeceasechangeofstate，bydeparturechangeofplace。
Whichpreferably？
Thelatter，bythelineofleastresistance。
Whatconsiderationsrendereditnotentirelyundesirable？
Constantcohabitationimpedingmutualtolerationofpersonaldefects。
Thehabitofindependentpurchaseincreasinglycultivated。Thenecessitytocounteractbyimpermanentsojournthepermanenceofarrest。
Whatconsiderationsrendereditnotirrational？
Thepartiesconcerned，uniting，hadincreasedandmultiplied，whichbeingdone，offspringproducedandeducedtomaturity，theparties，ifnowdisunitedwereobligedtoreuniteforincreaseandmultiplication，whichwasabsurd，toformbyreuniontheoriginalcoupleofunitingparties，whichwasimpossible。
Whatconsiderationsrendereditdesirable？
TheattractivecharacterofcertainlocalitiesinIrelandandabroad，asrepresentedingeneralgeographicalmapsofpolychromedesignorinspecialordnancesurveychartsbyemploymentofscalenumeralsandhachures。
InIreland？
ThecliffsofMoher，thewindywildsofConnemara，loughNeaghwithsubmergedpetrifiedcity，theGiant’sCauseway，FortCamdenandFortCarlisle，theGoldenValeofTipperary，theislandsofAran，thepasturesofroyalMeath，Brigid’selminKildare，theQueen’sIslandshipyardinBelfast，theSalmonLeap，thelakesofKillarney。
Abroad？
CeylonwithspicegardenssupplyingteatoThomasKernan，agentforPulbrook，RobertsonandCo，2Mincinglane，London，E。C。，5Damestreet，Dublin，Jerusalem，theholycitywithmosqueofOmarandgateofDamascus，goalofaspiration，thestraitsofGibraltartheuniquebirthplaceofMarionTweedy，theParthenoncontainingstatues，nudeGreciandivinities，theWallstreetmoneymarketwhichcontrolledinternationalfinance，thePlazadeTorosatLaLinea，SpainwhereO’Haraofthecameronshadslainthebull，Niagaraoverwhichnohumanbeinghadpassedwithimpunity，thelandoftheEskimoseatersofsoap，theforbiddencountryofThibetfromwhichnotravellerreturns，thebayofNaplestoseewhichwastodie，theDeadSea。
Underwhatguidance，followingwhatsigns？
Atsea，septentrional，bynightthepolestar，locatedatthepointofintersectionoftherightlinefrombetatoalphainUrsaMajorproducedanddividedexternallyatomegaandthehypotenuseoftherightangledtriangleformedbythelinealphaomegasoproducedandthelinealphadeltaofUrsaMajor。Onland，meridional，abisphericalmoon，revealedinimperfectvaryingphasesoflunationthroughtheposteriorintersticeoftheimperfectlyoccludedskirtofacarnosenegligentperambulatingfemale，apillarofthecloudbyday。
Whatpublicadvertisementwoulddivulgetheoccultationofthedeparted？
rewardlost，stolenorstrayedfromhisresidence7Ecclesstreet，missinggentabout40，answeringtothenameofBloom，LeopoldPoldy，height5ft91/2inches，fullbuild，olivecomplexion，mayhavesincegrownabeard，whenlastseenwaswearingablacksuit。Abovesumwillbepaidforinformationleadingtohisdiscovery。
Whatuniversalbinomialdenominationswouldbehisasentityandnonentity？
Assumedbyanyorknowntonone。EverymanorNoman。
Whattributeshis？
Honourandgiftsofstrangers，thefriendsofEveryman。Anymphimmortal，beauty，thebrideofNoman。
Wouldthedepartednevernowherenohowreappear？
Everhewouldwander，selfcompelled，totheextremelimitofhiscometaryorbit，beyondthefixedstarsandvariablesunsandtelescopicplanets，astronomicalwaifsandstrays，totheextremeboundaryofspace，passingfromlandtoland，amongpeoples，amidevents。Somewhereimperceptiblyhewouldhearandsomehowreluctantly，suncompelled，obeythesummonsofrecall。Whence，disappearingfromtheconstellationoftheNorthernCrownhewouldsomehowreappearrebornabovedeltaintheconstellationofCassiopeiaandafterincalculableeonsofperegrinationreturnanestrangedavenger，awreakerofjusticeonmalefactors，adarkcrusader，asleeperawakened，withfinancialresourcesbysuppositionsurpassingthoseofRothschildorofthesilverKing。
Whatwouldrendersuchreturnirrational？
Anunsatisfactoryequationbetweenanexodusandreturnintimethroughreversiblespaceandanexodusandreturninspacethroughirreversibletime。
Whatplayofforces，inducinginertia，rendereddepartureundesirable？
Thelatenessofthehour，renderingprocrastinatory：theobscurityofthenight，renderinginvisible：theuncertaintyofthoroughfares，renderingperilous：thenecessityforrepose，obviatingmovement：theproximityofanoccupiedbed，obviatingresearch：theanticipationofwarmthhuman
temperedwithcoolnesslinen，obviatingdesireandrenderingdesirable：
thestatueofNarcissus，soundwithoutecho，desireddesire。
Whatadvantageswerepossessedbyanoccupied，asdistinctfromanunoccupiedbed？
Theremovalofnocturnalsolitude，thesuperiorqualityofhumanmaturefemaletoinhumanhotwaterjarcalefaction，thestimulationofmatutinalcontact，theeconomyofmanglingdoneonthepremisesinthecaseoftrousersaccuratelyfoldedandplacedlengthwisebetweenthespringmattressstriped
andthewoollenmattressbiscuitsection。
Whatpastconsecutivecauses，beforerisingpreapprehended，ofaccumulatedfatiguedidBloom，beforerising，silentlyrecapitulate？
Thepreparationofbreakfastburntoffering：intestinalcongestionandpremeditativedefecationholyofholies：thebathriteofJohn：
thefuneralriteofSamuel：theadvertisementofAlexanderKeyesUrimandThummin：theunsubstantiallunchriteofMelchizedek：thevisittomuseumandnationallibraryholyplace：thebookhuntalongBedfordrow，Merchants’Arch，WellingtonQuaySimchathTorah：themusicintheOrmondHotelShiraShirim：thealtercationwithatruculenttroglodyteinBernardKiernan’spremisesholocaust：ablankperiodoftimeincludingacardrive，avisittoahouseofmourning，aleavetakingwilderness：
theeroticismproducedbyfeminineexhibitionismriteofOnan：theprolongeddeliveryofMrsMinaPurefoyheaveoffering：thevisittothedisorderlyhouseofMrsBellaCohen，82Tyronestreet，lower，andsubsequentbrawlandchancemedleyinBeaverstreetArmageddon：nocturnalperambulationtoandfromthecabman’sshelter，ButtBridgeatonement。