Howmuchandhowdidheproposetopayforthiscountryresidence？
AsperprospectusoftheIndustriousForeignAcclimatisedNationalisedFriendlyStateaidedBuildingSocietyincorporated1874，amaximumof#60perannum，being116thofanassuredincome，derivedfromgiltedgedsecurities，representingat5%simpleinterestoncapitalof#1，200estimateofpriceat20yearspurchaseofwhich1/3rdtobepaidonacquisitionandthebalanceintheformofannualrent，viz。#800plus21/2%interestonthesame，repayablequarterlyinequalannualinstalmentsuntilextinctionbyamortisationofloanadvancedforpurchasewithinaperiodof20years，amountingtoanannualrentalof#64，headrentincluded，thetitledeedstoremaininpossessionofthelenderorlenderswithasavingclauseenvisagingforcedsale，foreclosureandmutualcompensationintheeventofprotractedfailuretopaythetermsassigned，otherwisethemessuagetobecometheabsolutepropertyofthetenantoccupieruponexpiryoftheperiodofyearsstipulated。
Whatrapidbutinsecuremeanstoopulencemightfacilitateimmediatepurchase？
Aprivatewirelesstelegraphwhichwouldtransmitbydotanddashsystemtheresultofanationalequinehandicapflatorsteeplechaseof1ormoremilesandfurlongswonbyanoutsideratoddsof50to1at3hr。
8m。p。m。atAscotGreenwichtimethemessagebeingreceivedandavailableforbettingpurposesinDublinat2。59p。m。Dunsinktime。Theunexpecteddiscoveryofanobjectofgreatmonetaryvalue：preciousstone，valuableadhesiveorimpressedpostagestamps7-shilling，mauve，imperforate，Hamburg，1866：4pence，rose，bluepaperperforate，GreatBritain，1866：1franc，stone，official，rouletted，diagonalsurcharge，Luxembourg，1878：antiquedynasticalring，uniquerelicinunusualrepositoriesorbyunusualmeans：
fromtheairdroppedbyaneagleinflight，byfireamidthecarbonisedremainsofanincendiatededifice，intheseaamidflotsam，jetsam，laganandderelict，onearthinthegizzardofacomestiblefowl。ASpanishprisoner’sdonationofadistanttreasureofvaluablesorspecieorbullionlodgedwithasolventbankingcorporation100yearspreviouslyat5%compoundinterestofthecollectiveworthof#5，000，000stgfivemillionpoundssterling。Acontractwithaninconsideratecontracteeforthedeliveryof32consignmentsofsomegivencommodityinconsiderationofcashpaymentondeliveryattheinitialrateof1/4d。tobeincreasedconstantlyinthegeometricalprogressionof21/4d。，1/2d。，1d。，2d。，4d。，8d。，1s。
4d。，2s。8d。to32terms。ApreparedschemebasedonastudyofthelawsofprobabilitytobreakthebankatMonteCarlo。Asolutionofthesecularproblemofthequadratureofthecircle，governmentpremium#1，000，000
sterling。
Wasvastwealthacquirablethroughindustrialchannels？
Thereclamationofdunamsofwastearenarysoil，proposedintheprospectusofAgendathNetaim，Bleibtreustrasse，Berlin，W。15bythecultivationoforangeplantationsandmelonfieldsandreafforestation。Theutilisationofwastepaper，fellsofsewerrodents，humanexcrementpossessingchemicalproperties，inviewofthevastproductionofthefirst，vastnumberofthesecondandimmensequantityofthethird，everynormalhumanbeingofaveragevitalityandappetiteproducingannually，cancellingbyproductsofwater，asumtotalof80lbs。mixedanimalandvegetablediet，tobemultipliedby4，386，035thetotalpopulationofIrelandaccordingtothecensusreturnsof1901。
Werethereschemesofwiderscope？
Aschemetobeformulatedandsubmittedforapprovaltotheharbourcommissionersfortheexploitationofwhitecoalhydraulicpower，obtainedbyhydroelectricplantatpeakoftideatDublinbaroratheadofwateratPoulaphoucaorPowerscourtorcatchmentbasinsofmainstreamsfortheeconomicproductionof500，000W。H。P。ofelectricity。AschemetoenclosethepeninsulardeltaoftheNorthBullatDollymountanderectonthespaceoftheforeland，usedforgolflinksandrifleranges，anasphaltedesplanadewithcasinos，booths，shootinggalleries，hotels，boardinghouses，readingrooms，establishmentsformixedbathing。Aschemefortheuseofdogvansandgoatvansforthedeliveryofearlymorningmilk。AschemeforthedevelopmentofIrishtouristtrafficinandaroundDublinbymeansofpetrolpropelledriverboats，plyinginthefluvialfairwaybetweenislandbridgeandRingsend，charabancs，narrowgaugelocalrailways，andpleasuresteamersforcoastwisenavigation10/-perpersonperday，guidetrilingualincluded。AschemefortherepristinationofpassengerandgoodstrafficsoverIrishwaterways，whenfreedfromweedbeds。AschemetoconnectbytramlinetheCattleMarketNorthCircularroadandPrussiastreetwiththequaysSheriffstreet，lower，andEastWall，parallelwiththeLinklinerailwaylaidinconjunctionwiththeGreatSouthernandWesternrailwaylinebetweenthecattlepark，Liffeyjunction，andterminusofMidlandGreatWesternrailway43to45
NorthWall，inproximitytotheterminalstationsorDublinbranchesofGreatCentralRailway，MidlandRailwayofEngland，CityofDublinSteamPacketCompany，LancashireYorkshireRailwayCompany，DublinandGlasgowSteamPacketCompany，GlasgowDublinandLondonderrySteamPacketCompanyLairdline，BritishandIrishSteamPacketCompany，DublinandMorecambeSteamers，LondonandNorthWesternRailwayCompany，DublinPortandDocksBoardLandingShedsandtransitshedsofPalgrave，MurphyandCompany，steamshipowners，agentsforsteamersfromMediterranean，Spain，Portugal，France，BelgiumandHollandandforanimaltransportandofadditionalmileageoperatedbytheDublinUnitedTramwaysCompany，limited，tobecoveredbygraziers’fees。
Positingwhatprotasiswouldthecontractionforsuchseveralschemesbecomeanaturalandnecessaryapodosis？
Givenaguaranteeequaltothesumsought，thesupport，bydeedofgiftandtransfervouchersduringdonor’slifetimeorbybequestafterdonor’spainlessextinction，ofeminentfinancieryBlumPasha，Rothschild，Guggenheim，Hirsch，Montefiore，Morgan，Rockefellerpossessingfortunesin6figures，amassedduringasuccessfullife，andjoiningcapitalwithopportunitythethingrequiredwasdone。
Whateventuallywouldrenderhimindependentofsuchwealth？
Theindependentdiscoveryofagoldseamofinexhaustibleore。
Forwhatreasondidhemeditateonschemessodifficultofrealisation？
Itwasoneorhisaxiomsthatsimilarmeditationsortheautomaticrelationtohimselfofanarrativeconcerninghimselfortranquilrecollectionofthepastwhenpractisedhabituallybeforeretiringforthenightalleviatedfatigueandproducedasaresultsoundreposeandrenovatedvitality。
Hisjustifications？
Asaphysicisthehadlearnedthatofthe70yearsofcompletehumanlifeatleast2/7ths，viz。，20yearspassedinsleep。Asaphilosopherheknewthatattheterminationofanyallottedlifeonlyaninfinitesimalpartofanyperson’sdesireshasbeenrealised。Asaphysiologisthebelievedintheartificialplacationofmalignantagencieschieflyoperativeduringsomnolence。
Whatdidhefear？
Thecommittalofhomicideorsuicideduringsleepbyanaberrationofthelightofreason，theincommensurablecategoricalintelligencesituatedinthecerebralconvolutions。
Whatwerehabituallyhisfinalmeditations？
Ofsomeonesoleuniqueadvertisementtocausepasserstostopinwonder，aposternovelty，withallextraneousaccretionsexcluded，reducedtoitssimplestandmostefficienttermsnotexceedingthespanofcasualvisionandcongruouswiththevelocityofmodernlife。
Whatdidthefirstdrawerunlockedcontain？
AVereFoster’shandwritingcopybook，propertyofMillyMillicent
Bloom，certainpagesofwhichborediagramdrawingsmarkedPapli，whichshowedalargeglobularheadwith5hairserect，2eyesinprofile，thetrunkfullfrontwith3largebuttons，1triangularfoot：2fadingphotographsofqueenAlexandraofEnglandandofMaudBranscombe，actressandprofessionalbeauty：aYuletidecard，bearingonitapictorialrepresentationofaparasiticplant，thelegendMizpah，thedateXmas1892，thenameofthesenders，fromMrandMrsM。Comerford，theversicle：MaythisYuletidebringtothee，Joyandpeaceandwelcomeglee：abuttofredpartlyliquefiedsealingwax，obtainedfromthestoresdepartmentofMessrsHely’s，Ltd。，89，90and91Damestreet：aboxcontainingtheremainderofagrossofgilt`J’pennibs，obtainedfromsamedepartmentofsamefirm：anoldsandglasswhichrolledcontainingsandwhichrolled：
asealedprophecyneverunsealedwrittenbyLeopoldBloomin1886concerningtheconsequencesofthepassingintolawofWilliamEwartGladstone’sHomeRulebillof1886neverpassedintolaw：abazaarticketNo2004，ofS。Kevin’sCharityFair，price6d。100prizes：aninfantileepistle，dated，smallemmonday，reading：capitalpeePaplicommacapitalaitchHowareyounoteofinterrogationcapitaleyeIamverywellfullstopnewparagraphsignaturewithflourishescapitalemMillynostop：acameobrooch，propertyofEllenBloombornHiggins，deceased：3typewrittenletters，addressee，HenryFlower，c/oP。O。WestlandRow，addresser，MarthaClifford，c/oP。
O。Dolphin’sBarn：thetransliteratednameandaddressoftheaddresserofthe3lettersinreservedalphabeticboustrophedonticpunctatedquadrilinearcryptogramvowelssuppressedN。IGS。/WI。UU。OX/W。OKS。MH/Y。IM：apresscuttingfromanEnglishweeklyperiodicalModernSociety，subjectcorporalchastisementingirls’schools：apinkribbonwhichhadfestoonedanEastereggintheyear1899：twopartlyuncoiledrubberpreservativeswithreservepockets，purchasedbypostfromBox32，P。O。，CharingCross，London，W。C。：1packof1dozencreamlaidenvelopesandfaintrulednotepaper，watermarked，nowreducedby3：someassortedAustrian-Hungariancoins：
2couponsoftheRoyalandPrivilegedHungarianLottery：alowpowermagnifyingglass：2eroticphotocardsshowing：abuccalcoitionbetweennudesenoritarerepresentation，superiorpositionandnudetoreroforepresentation，inferiorposition：banalviolationbymalereligiousfullyclothed，eyesabjectoffemalereligiouspartlyclothed，eyesdirect，purchasedbypostfromBox32，P。O。，CharingCross，London，W。C。：apresscuttingofrecipeforrenovationofoldtanboots：a1d。adhesivestamp，lavender，ofthereignofQueenVictoria：achartofmeasurementsofLeopoldBloomcompiledbefore，duringandafter2monthsofconsecutiveuseofSandow-Whiteley’spulleyexercisermen’s15/-，athlete’s20/-viz。，chest28in。and29
1/2in。，biceps9in。and10in。，forearm81/2and9in。，thigh10in。
and12in。，calf11in。and12in。：1prospectusoftheWonderworker，theworld’sgreatestremedyforrectalcomplaintsdirectfromWonderworker，CoventryHouse，SouthPlace，LondonE。C。，addressedtoMrsL。Bloomwithbriefaccompanyingnotecommencing：DearMadam。
Quotethetextualtermsinwhichtheprospectusclaimedadvantagesforthisthaumaturgicremedy。
Ithealsandsootheswhileyousleep，incaseoftroubleinbreakingwind，assistsnatureinthemostformidableway，insuringinstantreliefindischargeofgases，keepingpartscleanandfreenaturalaction，aninitialoutlayof7/6makinganewmanofyouandlifeworthliving。LadiesfindWonderworkerespeciallyuseful，apleasantsurprisewhentheynotedelightfulresultlikeacooldrinkoffreshspringwateronasultrysummer’sday。Recommendittoyourladyandgentlemenfriends，lastsalifetime。
Insertlongroundend。Wonderworker。
Weretheretestimonials？
Numerous。Fromclergyman，Britishnavalofficer，wellknownauthor，cityman，hospitalnurse，lady，motheroffive，absentmindedbeggar。
Howdidabsentmindedbeggar’sconcludingtestimonialconclude？
WhatapitythegovernmentdidnotsupplyourmenwithwonderworkersduringtheSouthAfricancampaign！Whatareliefitwouldhavebeen！
WhatobjectdidBloomaddtothiscollectionofobjects？
A4thtypewrittenletterreceivedbyHenryFlowerletH。F。beL。B。
fromMarthaCliffordfindM。C。。
Whatpleasantreflectionaccompaniedthisaction？
Thereflectionthat，apartfromtheletterinquestion，hismagneticface，formandaddresshadbeenfavourablyreceivedduringthecourseoftheprecedingdaybyawifeMrsJosephineBreen，bornJosiePowell；anurse，MissCalianChristiannameunknown，amaid，GertrudeGerty，familynameunknown。
Whatpossibilitysuggesteditself？
Thepossibilityofexercisingvirilepoweroffascinationinthemostimmediatefutureafteranexpensiverepastinaprivateapartmentinthecompanyofanelegantcourtesan，ofcorporalbeauty，moderatelymercenary，variouslyinstructed，aladybyorigin。
Whatdidtheanddrawercontain？