IhadknowninRome,atCardinalAcquaviva’s,theAbbedeLiancourt,great—grandsonofCharles,whosesister,GabrielleduPlessis,hadbeenthewifeofFrancoisV。,butthatdatedfromthebeginningofthelastcentury。IhadmadeacopyfromtherecordsofthecardinaloftheaccountofcertaincircumstanceswhichtheAbbedeLiancourtwantedtocommunicatetothecourtofSpain,andinwhichtherewereagreatmanyparticularsrespectingthehouseofDuPlessis。I
thoughtatthesametimethatthesingularimpostureofLaValeur(suchwasthenamebywhichmysoldiergenerallywent)wasabsurdandwithoutamotive,sinceitwastobeknownonlyafterhisdeath,andcouldnotthereforeproveofanyadvantagetohim。
Halfanhourafterwards,asIwasopeningafreshpackofcards,theAdjutantSanzoniocamein,andtoldtheimportantnewsinthemostseriousmanner。Hehadjustcomefromtheofficeoftheproveditore,whereCaptainCamporesehadrunintheutmosthurrytodepositinthehandsofhisexcellencythesealandthepapersofthedeceasedprince。Hisexcellencyhadimmediatelyissuedhisordersfortheburialoftheprinceinavaultwithallthehonoursduetohisexaltedrank。Anotherhalfhourpassed,andM。Minolto,adjutantoftheproveditore—generale,cametoinformmethathisexcellencywantedtoseeme。IpassedthecardstoMajorMaroli,andwenttohisexcellency’shouse。Ifoundhimatsupperwithseveralladies,threeorfournavalcommanders,MadameF————,andM。D————
R—————。
\"So,yourservantwasaprince!\"saidtheoldgeneraltome。
\"Yourexcellency,Ineverwouldhavesuspectedit,andevennowthatheisdeadIdonotbelieveit。\"
\"Why?Heisdead,buthewasnotinsane。Youhaveseenhisarmorialbearings,hiscertificateofbaptism,aswellaswhathewrotewithhisownhand。Whenamanissoneardeath,hedoesnotfancypracticaljokes。\"
\"Ifyourexcellencyissatisfiedofthetruthofthestory,mydutyistoremainsilent。\"
\"Thestorycannotbeanythingbuttrue,andyourdoubtssurpriseme。\"
\"Idoubt,monsignor,becauseIhappentohavepositiveinformationrespectingthefamiliesofLaRochefoucaultandDuPlessis。Besides,Ihaveseentoomuchoftheman。Hewasnotamadman,buthecertainlywasanextravagantjester。Ihaveneverseenhimwrite,andhehastoldmehimselfascoreoftimesthathehadneverlearned。\"
\"Thepaperhehaswrittenprovesthecontrary。Hisarmshavetheducalbearings;butperhapsyouarenotawarethatM。delaRochefoucaultisadukeandpeeroftheFrenchrealm?\"
\"Ibegyoureminence’spardon;Iknowallaboutit;Iknowevenmore,forIknowthatFrancoisVI。marriedadaughterofthehouseofVivonne。\"
\"Youknownothing。\"
WhenIheardthisremark,asfoolishasitwasrude,Iresolvedonremainingsilent,anditwaswithsomepleasurethatIobservedthejoyfeltbyallthemaleguestsatwhattheythoughtaninsultandablowtomyvanity。Anofficerremarkedthatthedeceasedwasafineman,awittyman,andhadshewnwonderfulclevernessinkeepinguphisassumedcharactersowellthatnooneeverhadthefaintestsuspicionofwhathereallywas。Aladysaidthat,ifshehadknownhim,shewouldhavebeencertaintofindhimout。Anotherflatterer,belongingtothatmean,contemptibleracealwaystobefoundnearthegreatandwealthyoftheearth,assuredusthatthelateprincehadalwaysshewnhimselfcheerful,amiable,obliging,devoidofhaughtinesstowardshiscomrades,andthatheusedtosingbeautifully。\"Hewasonlytwenty—fiveyearsofage,\"saidMadameSagredo,lookingmefullintheface,\"andifhewasendowedwithallthosequalities,youmusthavediscoveredthem。\"
\"Icanonlygiveyou,madam,atruelikenessoftheman,suchasI
haveseenhim。Alwaysgay,ofteneventofolly,forhecouldthrowasomersaultbeautifully;singingsongsofaveryerotickind,fullofstoriesandofpopulartalesofmagic,miracles,andghosts,andathousandmarvellousfeatswhichcommon—senserefusedtobelieve,andwhich,forthatveryreason,provokedthemirthofhishearers。Hisfaultswerethathewasdrunken,dirty,quarrelsome,dissolute,andsomewhatofacheat。Iputupwithallhisdeficiences,becausehedressedmyhairtomytaste,andhisconstantchatteringofferedmetheopportunityofpractisingthecolloquialFrenchwhichcannotbeacquiredfrombooks。HehasalwaysassuredmethathewasborninPicardy,thesonofacommonpeasant,andthathehaddesertedfromtheFrencharmy。Hemayhavedeceivedmewhenhesaidthathecouldnotwrite。\"
JustthenCamporeserushedintotheroom,andannouncedthatLaVeleurwasyetbreathing。Thegeneral,lookingatmesignificantly,saidthathewouldbedelightedifthemancouldbesaved。
\"AndIlikewise,monsignor,buthisconfessorwillcertainlykillhimto—night。\"
\"Whyshouldthefatherconfessorkillhim?\"
\"Toescapethegalleystowhichyourexcellencywouldnotfailtosendhimforhavingviolatedthesecrecyoftheconfessional。\"
Everybodyburstoutlaughing,butthefoolisholdgeneralknittedhisbrows。Theguestsretiredsoonafterwards,andMadameF—————,whomIhadprecededtothecarriage,M。D————R—————havingofferedherhisarm,invitedmetogetinwithher,sayingthatitwasraining。
Itwasthefirsttimethatshehadbestowedsuchanhonouruponme。
\"Iamofyouropinionaboutthatprince,\"shesaid,\"butyouhaveincurredthedispleasureoftheproveditore。\"
\"Iamverysorry,madam,butitcouldnothavebeenavoided,forI
cannothelpspeakingthetruthopenly。\"
\"Youmighthavesparedhim,\"remarkedM。D————R—————,\"thecuttingjestoftheconfessorkillingthefalseprince。\"
\"Youareright,sir,butIthoughtitwouldmakehimlaughaswellasitmademadamandyourexcellency。Inconversationpeoplegenerallydonotobjecttoawittyjestcausingmerrimentandlaughter。\"
\"True;onlythosewhohavenotwitenoughtolaughdonotlikethejest。\"
\"Ibetahundredsequinsthatthemadmanwillrecover,andthat,havingthegeneralonhisside,hewillreapalltheadvantagesofhisimposture。Ilongtoseehimtreatedasaprince,andmakinglovetoMadameSagredo\"
Hearingthelastwords,MadameF—————,whodidnotlikeMadameSagredo,laughedheartily,and,asweweregettingoutofthecarriage,M。D————R—————invitedmetoaccompanythemupstairs。Hewasinthehabitofspendinghalfanhouralonewithheratherownhousewhentheyhadtakensuppertogetherwiththegeneral,forherhusbandnevershewedhimself。Itwasthefirsttimethatthehappycoupleadmittedathirdpersontotheirtete—a—tete。Ifeltveryproudofthecomplimentthuspaidtome,andIthoughtitmighthaveimportantresultsforme。Mysatisfaction,whichIconcealedaswellasIcould,didnotpreventmefrombeingverygayandfromgivingacomicturntoeverysubjectbroughtforwardbytheladyorbyherlord。
Wekeptupourpleasanttrioforfourhours;andreturnedtothemansionofM。D————R—————onlyattwoo’clockinthemorning。ItwasduringthatnightthatMadameF————andM。D————R—————reallymademyacquaintance。MadameF————toldhimthatshehadneverlaughedsomuch,andthatshehadneverimaginedthataconversation,inappearancesosimple,couldaffordsomuchpleasureandmerriment。
Onmyside,Idiscoveredinhersomuchwitandcheerfulness,thatI
becamedeeplyenamoured,andwenttobedfullysatisfiedthat,inthefuture,IcouldnotkeepuptheshowofindifferencewhichIhadsofarassumedtowardsher。
WhenIwokeupthenextmorning,IheardfromthenewsoldierwhoservedmethatLaValeurwasbetter,andhadbeenpronouncedoutofdangerbythephysician。Atdinnertheconversationfelluponhim,butIdidnotopenmylips。Twodaysafterwards,thegeneralgaveorderstohavehimremovedtoacomfortableapartment,senthimaservant,clothedhim,andtheover—credulousproveditorehavingpaidhimavisit,allthenavalcommandersandofficersthoughtittheirdutytoimitatehim,andtofollowhisexample:thegeneralcuriositywasexcited,therewasarushtoseethenewprince。M。D————R—————
followedhisleaders,andMadameSagredo,havingsettheladiesinmotion,theyallcalleduponhim,withtheexceptionofMadameF————,whotoldmelaughinglythatshewouldnotpayhimavisitunlessI
wouldconsenttointroduceher。Ibeggedtobeexcused。Theknavewascalledyourhighness,andthewonderfulprincestyledMadameSagredohisprincess。M。D————R—————triedtopersuademetocallupontherogue,butItoldhimthatIhadsaidtoomuch,andthatI
wasneithercourageousnormeanenoughtoretractmywords。Thewholeimposturewouldsoonhavebeendiscoveredifanyonehadpossessedapeerage,butitjusthappenedthattherewasnotacopyinCorfu,andtheFrenchconsul,afatblockhead,likemanyotherconsuls,knewnothingoffamilytrees。ThemadcapLaValeurbegantowalkoutaweekafterhismetamorphosisintoaprince。Hedinedandhadsuppereverydaywiththegeneral,andeveryeveninghewaspresentatthereception,duringwhich,owingtohisintemperance,healwayswentfastasleep。Yet,thereweretworeasonswhichkeptupthebeliefofhisbeingaprince:thefirstwasthathedidnotseemafraidofthenewsexpectedfromVenice,wheretheproveditorehadwrittenimmediatelyafterthediscovery;thesecondwasthathesolicitedfromthebishopthepunishmentofthepriestwhohadbetrayedhissecretbyviolatingthesealofconfession。Thepoorpriesthadalreadybeensenttoprison,andtheproveditorehadnotthecouragetodefendhim。Thenewprincehadbeeninvitedtodinnerbyallthenavalofficers,butM。D————R—————hadnotmadeuphismindtoimitatethemsofar,becauseMadameF————hadclearlywarnedhimthatshewoulddineatherownhouseonthedayhewasinvited。
Ihadlikewiserespectfullyintimatedthat,onthesameoccasion,I
wouldtakethelibertyofdiningsomewhereelse。
ImettheprinceonedayasIwascomingoutoftheoldfortressleadingtotheesplanade。Hestopped,andreproachedmefornothavingcalleduponhim。Ilaughed,andadvisedhimtothinkofhissafetybeforethearrivalofthenewswhichwouldexposealltheimposture,inwhichcasetheproveditorewascertaintotreathimveryseverely。IofferedtohelphiminhisflightfromCorfu,andtogetaNeapolitancaptain,whoseshipwasreadytosail,toconcealhimonboard;butthefool,insteadofacceptingmyoffer,loadedmewithinsults。
HewascourtingMadameSagredo,whotreatedhimverywell,feelingproudthataFrenchprinceshouldhavegivenherthepreferenceoveralltheotherladies。OnedaythatshewasdiningingreatceremonyatM。D————R—————’shouse,sheaskedmewhyIhadadvisedtheprincetorunaway。
\"Ihaveitfromhisownlips,\"sheadded,\"andhecannotmakeoutyourobstinacyinbelievinghimanimpostor。\"
\"Ihavegivenhimthatadvice,madam,becausemyheartisgood,andmyjudgmentsane。\"
\"Thenweareallofusasmanyfools,theproveditoreincluded?\"
\"Thatdeductionwouldnotberight,madam。Anopinioncontrarytothatofanotherdoesnotnecessarilymakeafoolofthepersonwhoentertainsit。Itmightpossiblyturnout,intenortwelvedays,thatIhavebeenentirelymistakenmyself,butIshouldnotconsidermyselfafoolinconsequence。Inthemeantime,aladyofyourintelligencemusthavediscoveredwhetherthatmanisapeasantoraprincebyhiseducationandmanners。Forinstance,doeshedancewell?\"
\"Hedoesnotknowonestep,butheisthefirsttolaughaboutit;hesaysheneverwouldlearndancing。\"
\"Doeshebehavewellattable?\"
\"Well,hedoesn’tstandonceremony。Hedoesnotwanthisplatetobechanged,hehelpshimselfwithhisspoonoutofthedishes;hedoesnotknowhowtocheckaneructationorayawn,andifhefeelstiredheleavesthetable。Itisevidentthathehasbeenverybadlybroughtup。\"
\"Andyetheisverypleasant,Isuppose。Ishecleanandneat?\"
\"No,butthenheisnotyetwellprovidedwithlinen。\"
\"Iamtoldthatheisverysober。\"
\"Youarejoking。Heleavesthetableintoxicatedtwiceaday,butheoughttobepitied,forhecannotdrinkwineandkeephisheadclear。
Thenheswearslikeatrooper,andwealllaugh,buthenevertakesoffence。\"
\"Ishewitty?\"
\"Hehasawonderfulmemory,forhetellsusnewstorieseveryday。\"
\"Doeshespeakofhisfamily?\"
\"Veryoftenofhismother,whomhelovedtenderly。ShewasaDuPlessis。\"
\"Ifhismotherisstillaliveshemustbeahundredandfiftyyearsold。\"
\"Whatnonsense!\"
\"Notatall;shewasmarriedinthedaysofMariedeMedicis。\"
\"Butthecertificateofbaptismnamestheprince’smother,andhisseal——\"
\"Doesheknowwhatarmorialbearingshehasonthatseal?\"
\"Doyoudoubtit?\"
\"Verystrongly,orratherIamcertainthatheknowsnothingaboutit。\"
Weleftthetable,andtheprincewasannounced。Hecamein,andMadameSagredolostnotimeinsayingtohim,\"Prince,hereisM。
Casanova;hepretendsthatyoudonotknowyourownarmorialbearings。\"Hearingthesewords,hecameuptome,sneering,calledmeacoward,andgavemeasmackonthefacewhichalmoststunnedme。I
lefttheroomveryslowly,notforgettingmyhatandmycane,andwentdownstairs,whileM。D————R—————wasloudlyorderingtheservantstothrowthemadmanoutofthewindow。
Ileftthepalaceandwenttotheesplanadeinordertowaitforhim。
ThemomentIsawhim,Irantomeethim,andIbeathimsoviolentlywithmycanethatoneblowaloneoughttohavekilledhim。Hedrewback,andfoundhimselfbroughttoastandbetweentwowalls,where,toavoidbeingbeatentodeath,hisonlyresourcewastodrawhissword,butthecowardlyscoundreldidnoteventhinkofhisweapon,andIlefthim,ontheground,coveredwithblood。Thecrowdformedalineformetopass,andIwenttothecoffee—house,whereIdrankaglassoflemonade,withoutsugartoprecipitatethebittersalivawhichragehadbroughtupfrommystomach。Inafewminutes,Ifoundmyselfsurroundedbyalltheyoungofficersofthegarrison,whojoinedinthegeneralopinionthatIoughttohavekilledhim,andtheyatlastannoyedme,foritwasnotmyfaultifIhadnotdoneso,andIwouldcertainlyhavetakenhislifeifhehaddrawnhissword。
Ihadbeeninthecoffee—houseforhalfanhourwhenthegeneral’sadjutantcametotellmethathisexcellencyorderedmetoputmyselfunderarrestonboardthebastarda,agalleyonwhichtheprisonershadtheirlegsinironslikegalleyslaves。Thedosewasrathertoostrongtobeswallowed,andIdidnotfeeldisposedtosubmittoit。
\"Verygood,adjutant,\"Ireplied,\"itshallbedone。\"Hewentaway,andIleftthecoffee—houseamomentafterhim,butwhenIreachedtheendofthestreet,insteadofgoingtowardstheesplanade,I
proceededquicklytowardsthesea。Iwalkedalongthebeachforaquarterofanhour,andfindingaboatempty,butwithapairofoars,Igotinher,andunfasteningher,IrowedashardasIcouldtowardsalargecaicco,sailingagainstthewindwithsixoars。AssoonasIhadcomeuptoher,Iwentonboardandaskedthecarabouchiritosailbeforethewindandtotakemetoalargewherrywhichcouldbeseenatsomedistance,goingtowardsVidoRock。I
abandonedtherow—boat,and,afterpayingthemasterofthecaiccogenerously,Igotintothewherry,madeabargainwiththeskipperwhounfurledthreesails,andinlessthantwohourswewerefifteenmilesawayfromCorfu。Thewindhavingdiedaway,Imadethemenrowagainstthecurrent,buttowardsmidnighttheytoldmethattheycouldnotrowanylonger,theywerewornoutwithfatigue。Theyadvisedmetosleepuntilday—break,butIrefusedtodoso,andforatrifleIgotthemtoputmeonshore,withoutaskingwhereIwas,inordernottoraisetheirsuspicions。ItwasenoughformetoknowthatIwasatadistanceoftwentymilesfromCorfu,andinaplacewherenobodycouldimaginemetobe。Themoonwasshining,andIsawachurchwithahouseadjoining,alongbarnopenedonbothsides,aplainofaboutonehundredyardsconfinedbyhills,andnothingmore。
Ifoundsomestrawinthebarn,andlayingmyselfdown,Isleptuntilday—breakinspiteofthecold。Itwasthe1stofDecember,andalthoughtheclimateisverymildinCorfuIfeltbenumbedwhenI
awoke,asIhadnocloakovermythinuniform。
Thebellsbegintotoll,andIproceedtowardsthechurch。Thelong—
beardedpapa,surprisedatmysuddenapparition,enquireswhetherI
amRomeo(aGreek);ItellhimthatIamFragico(Italian),butheturnshisbackuponmeandgoesintohishouse,thedoorofwhichheshutswithoutcondescendingtolistentome。
Ithenturnedtowardsthesea,andsawaboatleavingatartanlyingatanchorwithinonehundredyardsoftheisland;theboathadfouroarsandlandedherpassengers。Icomeuptothemandmeetagood—
lookingGreek,awomanandayoungboytenortwelveyearsold。
AddressingmyselftotheGreek,Iaskhimwhetherhehashadapleasantpassage,andwherehecomesfrom。HeanswersinItalianthathehassailedfromCephaloniawithhiswifeandhisson,andthatheisboundforVenice;hehadlandedtohearmassattheChurchofOurLadyofCasopo,inordertoascertainwhetherhisfather—in—
lawwasstillalive,andwhetherhewouldpaytheamounthehadpromisedhimforthedowryofhiswife。
\"Buthowcanyoufinditout?\"
\"ThePapaDeldimopulowilltellme;hewillcommunicatefaithfullytheoracleoftheHolyVirgin。\"Isaynothingandfollowhimintothechurch;hespeakstothepriest,andgiveshimsomemoney。Thepapasaysthemass,entersthesanctumsanctorum,comesoutagaininaquarterofanhour,ascendsthestepsofthealtar,turnstowardshisaudience,and,aftermeditatingforaminuteandstrokinghislongbeard,hedelivershisoracleinadozenwords。TheGreekofCephalonia,whocertainlycouldnotboastofbeingaswiseasUlysses,appearsverywellpleased,andgivesmoremoneytotheimpostor。Weleavethechurch,andIaskhimwhetherhefeelssatisfied)withtheoracle。
\"Oh!quitesatisfied。Iknownowthatmyfather—in—lawisalive,andthathewillpaymethedowry,ifIconsenttoleavemychildwithhim。IamawarethatitishisfancyandIwillgivehimtheboy。\"
\"Doesthepapaknowyou?\"
\"No;heisnotevenacquaintedwithmyname。\"
\"Haveyouanyfinegoodsonboardyourtartan?\"
\"Yes;comeandbreakfastwithme;youcanseeallIhave。\"
\"Verywillingly。\"
Delightedathearingthatoracleswerenotyetdefunct,andsatisfiedthattheywillendureaslongasthereareinthisworldsimple—
mindedmenanddeceitful,cunningpriests,Ifollowthegoodman,whotookmetohistartanandtreatedmetoanexcellentbreakfast。Hiscargoconsistedofcotton,linen,currants,oil,andexcellentwines。
Hehadalsoastockofnight—caps,stockings,cloaksintheEasternfashion,umbrellas,andseabiscuits,ofwhichIwasveryfond;inthosedaysIhadthirtyteeth,anditwouldhavebeendifficulttofindafinerset。Alas!Ihavebuttwoleftnow,theothertwenty—
eightaregonewithothertoolsquiteasprecious;but’dumvitasuperest,beneest。’Iboughtasmallstockofeverythinghehadexceptcotton,forwhichIhadnouse,andwithoutdiscussinghispriceIpaidhimthethirty—fiveorfortysequinshedemanded,andseeingmygenerosityhemademeapresentofsixbeautifulbotargoes。
IhappenedduringourconversationtopraisethewineofXante,whichhecalledgeneroydes,andhetoldmethatifIwouldaccompanyhimtoVenicehewouldgivemeabottleofthatwineeverydayincludingthequarantine。Alwayssuperstitious,Iwasonthepointofaccepting,andthatforthemostfoolishreason—namely,thattherewouldbenopremeditationinthatstrangeresolution,anditmightbetheimpulseoffate。Suchwasmynatureinthosedays;alas;itisverydifferentnow。Theysaythatitisbecausewisdomcomeswitholdage,butIcannotreconcilemyselftocherishtheeffectofamostunpleasantcause。
JustasIwasgoingtoaccepthisofferheproposestosellmeaveryfinegunfortensequins,sayingthatinCorfuanyonewouldbegladofitfortwelve。ThewordCorfuupsetsallmyideasonthespot!I
fancyIhearthevoiceofmygeniustellingmetogobacktothatcity。Ipurchasethegunforthetensequins,andmyhonestCephalonian,admiringmyfairdealing,givesme,overandaboveourbargain,abeautifulTurkishpouchwellfilledwithpowderandshot。
Carryingmygun,withagoodwarmcloakovermyuniformandwithalargebagcontainingallmypurchases,ItakeleaveoftheworthyGreek,andamlandedontheshore,determinedonobtainingalodgingfromthecheatingpapa,byfairmeansorfoul。ThegoodwineofmyfriendtheCephalonianhadexcitedmejustenoughtomakemecarrymydeterminationintoimmediateexecution。Ihadinmypocketsfourorfivehundredcoppergazzette,whichwereveryheavy,butwhichIhadprocuredfromtheGreek,foreseeingthatImightwantthemduringmystayontheisland。
IstoremybagawayinthebarnandIproceed,guninhand,towardsthehouseofthepriest;thechurchwasclosed。
ImustgivemyreaderssomeideaofthestateIwasinatthatmoment。Iwasquietlyhopeless。ThethreeorfourhundredsequinsI
hadwithmedidnotpreventmefromthinkingthatIwasnotinverygreatsecurityontheisland;Icouldnotremainlong,Iwouldsoonbefoundout,and,beingguiltyofdesertion,Ishouldbetreatedaccordingly。Ididnotknowwhattodo,andthatisalwaysanunpleasantpredicament。ItwouldbeabsurdformetoreturntoCorfuofmyownaccord;myflightwouldthenbeuseless,andIshouldbethoughtafool,formyreturnwouldbeaproofofcowardiceorstupidity;yetIdidnotfeelthecouragetodesertaltogether。ThechiefcauseofmydecisionwasnotthatIhadathousandsequinsinthehandsofthefarobanker,ormywell—stockedwardrobe,orthefearofnotgettingalivingsomewhereelse,buttheunpleasantrecollectionthatIshouldleavebehindmeawomanwhomIlovedtoadoration,andfromwhomIhadnotyetobtainedanyfavour,noteventhatofkissingherhand。InsuchdistressofmindIcouldnotdoanythingelsebutabandonmyselftochance,whatevertheresultmightbe,andthemostessentialthingforthepresentwastosecurealodgingandmydailyfood。
Iknockatthedoorofthepriest’sdwelling。Helooksoutofawindowandshutsitwithoutlisteningtome,Iknockagain,Iswear,Icalloutloudly,allinvain,Givingwaytomyrage,Itakeaimatapoorsheepgrazingwithseveralothersatashortdistance,andkillit。Theherdsmanbeginstoscream,thepapashowshimselfatthewindow,callingout,\"Thieves!Murder!\"andordersthealarm—
belltoberung。Threebellsareimmediatelysetinmotion,I
foreseeageneralgathering:whatisgoingtohappen?Idonotknow,buthappenwhatwill,Iloadmygunandawaitcomingevents。
Inlessthaneightortenminutes,Iseeacrowdofpeasantscomingdownthehills,armedwithguns,pitchforks,orcudgels:Iwithdrawinsideofthebarn,butwithouttheslightestfear,forIcannotsupposethat,seeingmealone,thesemenwillmurdermewithoutlisteningtome。
Thefirsttenortwelvepeasantscomeforward,guninhandandreadytofire:Istopthembythrowingdownmygazzette,whichtheylosenotimeinpickingupfromtheground,andIkeeponthrowingmoneydownasthemencomeforward,untilIhadnomoreleft。Theclownswerelookingateachotheringreatastonishment,notknowingwhattomakeoutofawell—dressedyoungman,lookingverypeaceful,andthrowinghismoneytothemwithsuchgenerosity。Icouldnotspeaktothemuntilthedeafeningnoiseofthebellsshouldcease。Iquietlysitdownonmylargebag,andkeepstill,butassoonasIcanbeheardI
begintoaddressthemen。Thepriest,however,assistedbyhisbeadleandbytheherdsman,interruptsme,andallthemoreeasilythatIwasspeakingItalian。Mythreeenemies,whotalkedallatonce,weretryingtoexcitethecrowdagainstme。
Oneofthepeasants,anelderlyandreasonable—lookingman,comesuptomeandasksmeinItalianwhyIhavekilledthesheep。
\"Toeatit,mygoodfellow,butnotbeforeIhavepaidforit。\"
\"Buthisholiness,thepapa,mightchoosetochargeonesequinforit。\"
\"Hereisonesequin。\"
Thepriesttakesthemoneyandgoesaway:warisover。Thepeasanttellsmethathehasservedinthecampaignof1716,andthathewasatthedefenceofCorfu。Icomplimenthim,andaskhimtofindmealodgingandamanabletopreparemymeals。Heanswersthathewillprocuremeawholehouse,thathewillbemycookhimself,butImustgoupthehill。Nomatter!Hecallstwostoutfellows,onetakesmybag,theothershouldersmysheep,andforward!Aswearewalkingalong,Itellhim,——
\"Mygoodman,Iwouldliketohaveinmyservicetwenty—fourfellowsliketheseundermilitarydiscipline。Iwouldgiveeachmantwentygazzetteaday,andyouwouldhavefortyasmylieutenant。\"
\"Iwill,\"saystheoldsoldier,\"raiseforyouthisverydayabody—
guardofwhichyouwillbeproud。\"
Wereachaveryconvenienthouse,containingonthegroundfloorthreeroomsandastable,whichIimmediatelyturnedintoaguard—
room。
MylieutenantwenttogetwhatIwanted,andparticularlyaneedlewomantomakemesomeshirts。InthecourseofthedayIhadfurniture,bedding,kitchenutensils,agooddinner,twenty—fourwell—equippedsoldiers,asuper—annuatedsempstressandseveralyounggirlstomakemyshirts。Aftersupper,Ifoundmypositionhighlypleasant,beingsurroundedwithsomethirtypersonswholookeduponmeastheirsovereign,althoughtheycouldnotmakeoutwhathadbroughtmetotheirisland。TheonlythingwhichstruckmeasdisagreeablewasthattheyounggirlscouldnotspeakItalian,andI
didnotknowGreekenoughtoenablemetomakelovetothem。
Thenextmorningmylieutenanthadtheguardrelieved,andIcouldnothelpburstingintoamerrylaugh。Theywerelikeaflockofsheep:allfinemen,well—madeandstrong;butwithoutuniformandwithoutdisciplinethefinestbandisbutaherd。However,theyquicklylearnedhowtopresentarmsandtoobeytheordersoftheirofficer。Icausedthreesentinelstobeplaced,onebeforetheguardroom,oneatmydoor,andthethirdwherehecouldhaveagoodviewofthesea。Thissentinelwastogivemewarningoftheapproachofanyarmedboatorvessel。ForthefirsttwoorthreedaysIconsideredallthisasmereamusement,but,thinkingthatI
mightreallywantthementorepelforcebyforce,Ihadsomeideaofmakingmyarmytakeanoathofallegiance。Ididnotdoso,however,althoughmylieutenantassuredmethatIhadonlytoexpressmywishes,formygenerosityhadcaptivatedtheloveofalltheislanders。
Mysempstress,whohadprocuredsomeyoungneedlewomentosewmyshirts,hadexpectedthatIwouldfallinlovewithoneandnotwithall,butmyamorouszealoversteppedherhopes,andalltheprettyoneshadtheirturn;theywereallwellsatisfiedwithme,andthesempstresswasrewardedforhergoodoffices。Iwasleadingadelightfullife,formytablewassuppliedwithexcellentdishes,juicymutton,andsnipesodeliciousthatIhavenevertastedtheirlikeexceptinSt。Petersburg。IdrankscopolowineorthebestmuscateloftheArchipelago。Mylieutenantwasmyonlytablecompanion。Inevertookawalkwithouthimandtwoofmybody—guard,inordertodefendmyselfagainsttheattacksofafewyoungmenwhohadaspiteagainstmebecausetheyfancied,notwithoutsomereason,thatmyneedlewomen,theirmistresses,hadleftthemonmyaccount。
IoftenthoughtwhileIwasramblingabouttheisland,thatwithoutmoneyIshouldhavebeenunhappy,andthatIwasindebtedtomygoldforallthehappinessIwasenjoying;butitwasrighttosupposeatthesametimethat,ifIhadnotfeltmypurseprettyheavy,IwouldnothavebeenlikelytoleaveCorfu。
Ihadthusbeenplayingthepettykingwithsuccessforaweekortendays,when,towardsteno’clockatnightIheardthesentinel’schallenge。Mylieutenantwentout,andreturnedannouncingthatanhonest—lookingman,whospokeItalian,wishedtoseemeonimportantbusiness。Ihadhimbroughtin,and,inthepresenceofmylieutenant,hetoldmeinItalian:
\"NextSunday,thePapaDeldimopulowillfulminateagainstyouthe’cataramonachia’。Ifyoudonotpreventhim,aslowfeverwillsendyouintothenextworldinsixweeks。\"
\"Ihaveneverheardofsuchadrug。\"
\"Itisnotadrug。ItisacursepronouncedbyapriestwiththeHostinhishands,anditissuretobefulfilled。\"
\"Whatreasoncanthatpriesthavetomurderme?\"
\"Youdisturbthepeaceanddisciplineofhisparish。Youhaveseducedseveralyounggirls,andnowtheirloversrefusetomarrythem。\"
Imadehimdrink,andthankinghimheartily,wishedhimgoodnight。
Hiswarningstruckmeasdeservingmyattention,for,ifIhadnofearofthe’cataramonachia’,inwhichIhadnottheslightestfaith,Ifearedcertainpoisonswhichmightbebyfarmoreefficient。I
passedaveryquietnight,butatday—breakIgotup,andwithoutsayinganythingtomylieutenant,IwentstraighttothechurchwhereIfoundthepriest,andaddressedhiminthefollowingwords,utteredinatonelikelytoenforceconviction:
\"Onthefirstsymptomoffever,Iwillshootyoulikeadog。Throwovermeacursewhichwillkillmeinstantly,ormakeyourwill。
Farewell!\"
Havingthuswarnedhim,Ireturnedtomyroyalpalace。EarlyonthefollowingMonday,thepapacalledonme。Ihadaslightheadache;heenquiredaftermyhealth,andwhenItoldhimthatmyheadfeltratherheavy,hemademelaughbytheairofanxietywithwhichheassuredmethatitcouldbecausedbynothingelsethantheheavyatmosphereoftheislandofCasopo。
Threedaysafterhisvisit,theadvancedsentinelgavethewar—cry。
Thelieutenantwentouttoreconnoitre,andafterashortabsencehegavemenoticethatthelongboatofanarmedvesselhadjustlandedanofficer。Dangerwasathand。
Igooutmyself,Icallmymentoarms,and,advancingafewsteps,I
seeanofficer,accompaniedbyaguide,whowaswalkingtowardsmydwelling。Ashewasalone,Ihadnothingtofear。Ireturntomyroom,givingorderstomylieutenanttoreceivehimwithallmilitaryhonoursandtointroducehim。Then,girdingmysword,Iwaitformyvisitor。
Inafewminutes,AdjutantMinolto,thesamewhohadbroughtmetheordertoputmyselfunderarrest,makeshisappearance。
\"Youarealone,\"Isaytohim,\"andthereforeyoucomeasafriend。
Letusembrace。\"
\"Imustcomeasafriend,for,asanenemy,Ishouldnothaveenoughmen。ButwhatIseeseemsadream。\"
\"Takeaseat,anddinewithme。Iwilltreatyousplendidly。\"
\"Mostwillingly,andafterdinnerwewillleavetheislandtogether。\"
\"Youmaygoalone,ifyoulike;butIwillnotleavethisplaceuntilIhavethecertainty,notonlythatIshallnotbesenttothe’bastarda’,butalsothatIshallhaveeverysatisfactionfromtheknavewhomthegeneraloughttosendtothegalleys。\"
\"Bereasonable,andcomewithmeofyourownaccord。Myordersaretotakeyoubyforce,butasIhavenotenoughmentodoso,Ishallmakemyreport,andthegeneralwill,ofcourse,sendaforcesufficienttoarrestyou。\"
\"Never;Iwillnotbetakenalive。\"
\"Youmustbemad;believeme,youareinthewrong。YouhavedisobeyedtheorderIbroughtyoutogotothe’bastarda;inthatyouhaveactedwrongly,andinthatalone,forineveryotherrespectyouwereperfectlyright,thegeneralhimselfsaysso。\"
\"ThenIoughttohaveputmyselfunderarrest?\"
\"Certainly;obedienceisnecessaryinourprofession。\"
\"Wouldyouhaveobeyed,ifyouhadbeeninmyplace?\"
\"IcannotandwillnottellyouwhatIwouldhavedone,butIknowthatifIhaddisobeyedordersIshouldhavebeenguiltyofacrime:\"
\"ButifIsurrenderednowIshouldbetreatedlikeacriminal,andmuchmoreseverelythanifIhadobeyedthatunjustorder。\"
\"Ithinknot。Comewithme,andyouwillknoweverything。\"
\"What!Gowithoutknowingwhatfatemaybeinstoreforme?Donotexpectit。Letushavedinner。IfIamguiltyofsuchadreadfulcrimethatviolencemustbeusedagainstme,Iwillsurrenderonlytoirresistibleforce。Icannotbeworseoff,buttheremaybebloodspilled。\"
\"Youaremistaken,suchconductwouldonlymakeyoumoreguilty。ButIsaylikeyou,letushavedinner。Agoodmealwillverylikelyrenderyoumoredisposedtolistentoreason。\"
Ourdinnerwasnearlyover,whenweheardsomenoiseoutside。Thelieutenantcamein,andinformedmethatthepeasantsweregatheringintheneighbourhoodofmyhousetodefendme,becausearumourhadspreadthroughtheislandthatthefeluccahadbeensentwithorderstoarrestmeandtakemetoCorfu。Itoldhimtoundeceivethegoodfellows,andtosendthemaway,buttogivethemfirstabarrelofwine。
Thepeasantswentawaysatisfied,but,toshewtheirdevotiontome,theyallfiredtheirguns。
\"Itisallveryamusing,\"saidtheadjutant,\"butitwillturnoutveryseriousifyouletmegoawayalone,formydutycompelsmetogiveanexactaccountofallIhavewitnessed。\"
\"Iwillfollowyou,ifyouwillgivemeyourwordofhonourtolandmefreeinCorfu。\"
\"IhaveorderstodeliveryourpersontoM。Foscari,onboardthebastarda。\"
\"Well,youshallnotexecuteyourordersthistime。\"
\"Ifyoudonotobeythecommandsofthegeneral,hishonourwillcompelhimtouseviolenceagainstyou,andofcoursehecandoit。
Buttellme,whatwouldyoudoifthegeneralshouldleaveyouinthisislandforthesakeofthejoke?Thereisnofearofthat,however,and,afterthereportwhichImustgive,thegeneralwillcertainlymakeuphismindtostoptheaffairwithoutsheddingblood。\"
\"Withoutafightitwillbedifficulttoarrestme,forwithfivehundredpeasantsinsuchaplaceasthisIwouldnotbeafraidofthreethousandmen。\"
\"Onemanwillproveenough;youwillbetreatedasaleaderofrebels。Allthesepeasantsmaybedevotedtoyou,buttheycannotprotectyouagainstonemanwhowillshootyouforthesakeofearningafewpiecesofgold。Icantellyoumorethanthat:amongstallthosemenwhosurroundyouthereisnotonewhowouldnotmurderyoufortwentysequins。Believeme,gowithme。CometoenjoythetriumphwhichisawaitingyouinCorfu。Youwillbecourtedandapplauded。Youwillnarrateyourselfallyourmadfrolics,peoplewilllaugh,andatthesametimewilladmireyouforhavinglistenedtoreasonthemomentIcamehere。Everybodyfeelsesteemforyou,andM。D————R—————thinksagreatdealofyou。Hepraisesveryhighlythecommandyouhaveshewnoveryourpassioninrefrainingfromthrustingyourswordthroughthatinsolentfool,inordernottoforgettherespectyouowedtohishouse。Thegeneralhimselfmustesteemyou,forhecannotforgetwhatyoutoldhimofthatknave。\"
\"Whathasbecomeofhim?\"
\"FourdaysagoMajorSardina’sfrigatearrivedwithdispatches,inwhichthegeneralmusthavefoundalltheproofoftheimposture,forhehascausedthefalsedukeorprincetodisappearverysuddenly。
Nobodyknowswherehehasbeensentto,andnobodyventurestomentionthefellowbeforethegeneral,forhemadethemostegregiousblunderrespectinghim。\"
\"ButwasthemanreceivedinsocietyafterthethrashingIgavehim?\"
\"Godforbid!Doyounotrecollectthatheworeasword?Fromthatmomentnoonewouldreceivehim。Hisarmwasbrokenandhisjawshatteredtopieces。
Butinspiteofthestatehewasin,inspiteofwhathemusthavesuffered,hisexcellencyhadhimremovedaweekafteryouhadtreatedhimsoseverely。Butyourflightiswhateveryonehasbeenwonderingover。ItwasthoughtforthreedaysthatM。D————R—————hadconcealedyouinhishouse,andhewasopenlyblamedfordoingso。
Hehadtodeclareloudlyatthegeneral’stablethathewasinthemostcompleteignoranceofyourwhereabouts。Hisexcellencyevenexpressedhisanxietyaboutyourescape,anditwasonlyyesterdaythatyourplaceofrefugewasmadeknownbyaletteraddressedbythepriestofthisislandtotheProto—PapaBulgari,inwhichhecomplainedthatanItalianofficerhadinvadedtheislandofCasopoaweekbefore,andhadcommittedunheard—ofviolence。Heaccusedyouofseducingallthegirls,andofthreateningtoshoothimifhedaredtopronounce’cataramonachia’againstyou。Thisletter,whichwasreadpubliclyattheeveningreception,madethegenerallaugh,butheorderedmetoarrestyouallthesame。\"
\"MadameSagredoisthecauseofitall。\"
\"True,butsheiswellpunishedforit。Yououghttocalluponherwithmeto—morrow。\"
\"To—morrow?AreyouthencertainthatIshallnotbeplacedunderarrest?\"
\"Yes,forIknowthatthegeneralisamanofhonour。\"
\"Iamofthesameopinion。Well,letusgoonboardyourfelucca。
Wewillembarktogetheraftermidnight。\"
\"Whynotnow?\"
\"BecauseIwillnotruntheriskofspendingthenightonboardM。
Foscari’sbastarda。IwanttoreachCorfubydaylight,soastomakeyourvictorymorebrilliant。\"
\"Butwhatshallwedoforthenexteighthours?\"
\"WewillpayavisittosomebeautiesofaspeciesunknowninCorfu,andhaveagoodsupper。\"
Iorderedmylieutenanttosendplentytoeatandtodrinktothemenonboardthefelucca,toprepareasplendidsupper,andtosparenothing,asIshouldleavetheislandatmidnight。Imadehimapresentofallmyprovisions,exceptsuchasIwantedtotakewithme;theseIsentonboard。Myjanissaries,towhomIgaveaweek’spay,insisteduponescortingme,fullyequipped,asfarastheboat,whichmadetheadjutantlaughalltheway。
WereachedCorfubyeighto’clockinthemorning,andwewentalongsidethe’bastarda。TheadjutantconsignedmetoM。Foscari,assuringmethathewouldimmediatelygivenoticeofmyarrivaltoM。D————R—————,sendmyluggagetohishouse,andreportthesuccessofhisexpeditiontothegeneral。
M。Foscari,thecommanderofthebastarda,treatedmeverybadly。Ifhehadbeenblessedwithanydelicacyoffeeling,hewouldnothavebeeninsuchahurrytohavemeputinirons。Hemighthavetalkedtome,andhavethusdelayedforaquarterofanhourthatoperationwhichgreatlyvexedme。But,withoututteringasingleword,hesentmetothe’capodiscalo’whomademesitdown,andtoldmetoputmyfootforwardtoreceivetheirons,which,however,donotdishonouranyoneinthatcountry,noteventhegalleyslaves,fortheyarebettertreatedthansoldiers。
Myrightlegwasalreadyinirons,andtheleftonewasinthehandsofthemanforthecompletionofthatunpleasantceremony,whentheadjutantofhisexcellencycametotelltheexecutionertosetmeatlibertyandtoreturnmemysword。IwantedtopresentmycomplimentstothenobleM。Foscari,buttheadjutant,ratherashamed,assuredmethathisexcellencydidnotexpectmetodoso。
ThefirstthingIdidwastopaymyrespectstothegeneral,withoutsayingonewordtohim,buthetoldmewithaseriouscountenancetobemoreprudentforthefuture,andtolearnthatasoldier’sfirstdutywastoobey,andabovealltobemodestanddiscreet。I
understoodperfectlythemeaningofthetwolastwords,andactedaccordingly。
WhenImademyappearanceatM。D————R—————’s,Icouldseepleasureoneverybody’sface。ThosemomentshavealwaysbeensodeartomethatIhaveneverforgottenthem,theyhaveaffordedmeconsolationinthetimeofadversity。Ifyouwouldrelishpleasureyoumustendurepain,anddelightsareinproportiontotheprivationswehavesuffered。M。D————R—————wassogladtoseemethathecameuptomeandwarmlyembracedme。Hepresentedmewithabeautifulringwhichhetookfromhisownfinger,andtoldmethatIhadactedquiterightlyinnotlettinganyone,andparticularlyhimself,knowwhereI
hadtakenrefuge。
\"Youcan’tthink,\"headded,frankly,\"howinterestedMadameF————
wasinyourfate。Shewouldbereallydelightedifyoucalledonherimmediately。\"
Howdelightfultoreceivesuchadvicefromhisownlips!Buttheword\"immediately\"annoyedme,because,havingpassedthenightonboardthefelucca,Iwasafraidthatthedisorderofmytoiletmightinjuremeinhereyes。YetIcouldneitherrefuseM。D————R—————,nortellhimthereasonofmyrefusal,andIbethoughtmyselfthatI
couldmakeameritofitintheeyesofMadameF————
Ithereforewentatoncetoherhouse;thegoddesswasnotyetvisible,butherattendanttoldmetocomein,assuringmethathermistress’sbellwouldsoonbeheard,andthatshewouldbeverysorryifIdidnotwaittoseeher。Ispenthalfanhourwiththatyoungandindiscreetperson,whowasaverycharminggirl,andlearnedfromhermanythingswhichcausedmegreatpleasure,andparticularlyallthathadbeensaidrespectingmyescape。Ifoundthatthroughouttheaffairmyconducthadmetwithgeneralapprobation。
AssoonasMadameF————hadseenhermaid,shedesiredmetobeshewnin。Thecurtainsweredrawnaside,andIthoughtIsawAurorasurroundedwiththerosesandthepearlsofmorning。Itoldherthat,ifithadnotbeenfortheorderIreceivedfromM。D————R————
Iwouldnothavepresumedtopresentmyselfbeforeherinmytravellingcostume;andinthemostfriendlytonesheansweredthatM。D————R—————,knowingalltheinterestshefeltinme,hadbeenquiterighttotellmetocome,andsheassuredmethatM。D————
R—————hadthegreatestesteemforme。
\"Idonotknow,madam,howIhavedeservedsuchgreathappiness,forallIdaredaimatwastoleration。\"
\"Wealladmiredthecontrolyoukeptoveryourfeelingswhenyourefrainedfromkillingthatinsolentmadmanonthespot;hewouldhavebeenthrownoutofthewindowifhehadnotbeatahurriedretreat。\"
\"Ishouldcertainlyhavekilledhim,madam,ifyouhadnotbeenpresent。\"
\"Averyprettycompliment,butIcanhardlybelievethatyouthoughtofmeinsuchamoment。\"
Ididnotanswer,butcastmyeyesdown,andgaveadeepsigh。Sheobservedmynewring,andinordertochangethesubjectofconversationshepraisedM。D————R—————veryhighly,assoonasI
hadtoldherhowhehadofferedittome。Shedesiredmetogiveheranaccountofmylifeontheisland,andIdidso,butallowedmyprettyneedlewomentoremainunderaveil,forIhadalreadylearntthatinthisworldthetruthmustoftenremainuntold。
Allmyadventuresamusedhermuch,andshegreatlyadmiredmyconduct。
\"Wouldyouhavethecourage,\"shesaid,\"torepeatallyouhavejusttoldme,andexactlyinthesameterms,beforetheproveditore—
generale?\"
\"Mostcertainly,madam,providedheaskedmehimself。\"
\"Well,then,preparetoredeemyourpromise。Iwantourexcellentgeneraltoloveyouandtobecomeyourwarmestprotector,soastoshieldyouagainsteveryinjusticeandtopromoteyouradvancement。
Leaveitalltome。\"
Herreceptionfairlyoverwhelmedmewithhappiness,andonleavingherhouseIwenttoMajorMarolitofindoutthestateofmyfinances。Iwasgladtohearthataftermyescapehehadnolongerconsideredmeapartnerinthefarobank。Itookfourhundredsequinsfromthecashier,reservingtherighttobecomeagainapartner,shouldcircumstancesproveatanytimefavourable。
IntheeveningImadeacarefultoilet,andcalledfortheAdjutantMinoltoinordertopaywithhimavisittoMadameSagredo,thegeneral’sfavourite。WiththeexceptionofMadameF————shewasthegreatestbeautyofCorfu。Myvisitsurprisedher,because,asshehadbeenthecauseofallthathadhappened,shewasveryfarfromexpectingit。SheimaginedthatIhadaspiteagainsther。I
undeceivedher,speakingtoherverycandidly,andshetreatedmemostkindly,invitingmetocomenowandthentospendtheeveningatherhouse。
ButIneitheracceptednorrefusedheramiableinvitation,knowingthatMadameF————dislikedher;andhowcouldIbeafrequentguestatherhousewithsuchaknowledge!Besides,MadameSagredowasveryfondofgambling,and,topleaseher,itwasnecessaryeithertoloseormakeherwin,buttoacceptsuchconditionsonemustbeinlovewiththeladyorwishtomakeherconquest,andIhadnottheslightestideaofeither。TheAdjutantMinoltoneverplayed,buthehadcaptivatedthelady’sgoodgracesbyhisservicesinthecharacterofMercury。
WhenIreturnedtothepalaceIfoundMadameF————alone,M。D————
R—————beingengagedwithhiscorrespondence。Sheaskedmetositnearher,andtotellherallmyadventuresinConstantinople。Ididso,andIhadnooccasiontorepentit。MymeetingwithYusuf’swifepleasedherextremely,butthebathingscenebymoonlightmadeherblushwithexcitement。IveiledasmuchasIcouldthetoobrilliantcoloursofmypicture,but,ifshedidnotfindmeclear,shewouldobligemetobemoreexplicit,andifImademyselfbetterunderstoodbygivingtomyrecitalatouchofvoluptuousnesswhichIborrowedfromherlooksmorethanfrommyrecollection,shewouldscoldmeandtellmethatImighthavedisguisedalittlemore。Ifeltthatthewayshewastalkingwouldgiveheralikingforme,andIwassatisfiedthatthemanwhocangivebirthtoamorousdesiresiseasilycalledupontogratifythemitwastherewardIwasardentlylongingfor,andIdaredtohopeitwouldbemine,althoughIcouldseeitonlyloominginthedistance。
Ithappenedthat,onthatday,M。D————R—————hadinvitedalargecompanytosupper。Ihad,asamatterofcourse,toengrossallconversation,andtogivethefullestparticularsofallthathadtakenplacefromthemomentIreceivedtheordertoplacemyselfunderarrestuptothetimeofmyreleasefromthe’bastarda’。
M。Foscariwasseatednexttome,andthelastpartofmynarrativewasnot,Isuppose,particularlyagreeabletohim。
TheaccountIgaveofmyadventurespleasedeverybody,anditwasdecidedthattheproveditore—generalemusthavethepleasureofhearingmytalefrommyownlips。ImentionedthathaywasveryplentifulinCasopo,andasthatarticlewasveryscarceinCorfu,M。D————R—————toldmethatIoughttoseizetheopportunityofmakingmyselfagreeabletothegeneralbyinforminghimofthatcircumstancewithoutdelay。Ifollowedhisadvicetheverynextday,andwasverywellreceived,forhisexcellencyimmediatelyorderedasquadofmentogototheislandandbringlargequantitiesofhaytoCorfu。
AfewdayslatertheAdjutantMinoltocametomeinthecoffee—house,andtoldmethatthegeneralwishedtoseeme:thistimeIpromptlyobeyedhiscommands。
CHAPTERXV
ProgressofMyAmour——MyJourneytoOtranto——IEntertheServiceofMadameF。——AFortunateExcoriationTheroomIenteredwasfullofpeople。Hisexcellency,seeingme,smiledanddrewuponmetheattentionofallhisguestsbysayingaloud,\"Herecomestheyoungmanwhoisagoodjudgeofprinces。\"
\"Mylord,Ihavebecomeajudgeofnobilitybyfrequentingthesocietyofmenlikeyou。\"
\"TheladiesarecurioustoknowallyouhavedonefromthetimeofyourescapefromCorfuuptoyourreturn。\"
\"Thenyousentenceme,monsignor,tomakeapublicconfession?\"
\"Exactly;but,asitistobeaconfession,becarefulnottoomitthemostinsignificantcircumstance,andsupposethatIamnotintheroom。\"
\"Onthecontrary,Iwishtoreceiveabsolutiononlyfromyourexcellency。Butmyhistorywillbealongone。\"
\"Ifsuchisthecase,yourconfessorgivesyoupermissiontobeseated。\"
Igavealltheparticularsofmyadventures,withtheexceptionofmydalliancewiththenymphsoftheisland。
\"Yourstoryisaveryinstructiveone,\"observedthegeneral。
\"Yes,mylord,fortheadventuresshewthatayoungmanisneversonearhisutterruinthanwhen,excitedbysomegreatpassion,hefindshimselfabletoministertoit,thankstothegoldinhispurse。\"
Iwaspreparingtotakemyleave,whenthemajordomocametoinformmethathisexcellencydesiredmetoremaintosupper。Ihadthereforethehonourofaseatathistable,butnotthepleasureofeating,forIwasobligedtoanswerthequestionsaddressedtomefromallquarters,andIcouldnotcontrivetoswallowasinglemouthful。IwasseatednexttotheProto—PapaBulgari,andI
entreatedhispardonforhavingridiculedDeldimopulo’soracle。\"Itisnothingelsebutregularcheating,\"hesaid,\"butitisverydifficulttoputastoptoit;itisanoldcustom。\"
Ashorttimeafterwards,MadameF————whisperedafewwordstothegeneral,whoturnedtomeandsaidthathewouldbegladtohearmerelatewhathadoccurredtomeinConstantinoplewiththewifeoftheTurkYusuf,andatanotherfriend’shouse,whereIhadseenbathingbymoonlight。Iwasrathersurprisedatsuchaninvitation,andtoldhimthatsuchfrolicswerenotworthlisteningto,andthegeneralnotpressingmenomorewassaidaboutit。ButIwasastonishedatMadameF————’sindiscretion;shehadnobusinesstomakemyconfidencespublic。Iwantedhertobejealousofherowndignity,whichIlovedevenmorethanherperson。
Twoorthreedayslater,shesaidtome,\"WhydidyourefusetotellyouradventuresinConstantinoplebeforethegeneral?\"
\"BecauseIdonotwisheverybodytoknowthatyouallowmetotellyousuchthings。WhatImaydare,madam,tosaytoyouwhenwearealone,Iwouldcertainlynotsaytoyouinpublic。\"
\"Andwhynot?Itseemstome,onthecontrary,thatifyouaresilentinpublicoutofrespectforme,yououghttobeallthemoresilentwhenwearealone。\"
\"Iwantedtoamuseyou,andhaveexposedmyselftothedangerofdispleasingyou,butIcanassureyou,madam,thatIwillnotrunsuchariskagain。\"
\"Ihavenowishtopryintoyourintentions,butitstrikesmethatifyourwishwastopleaseme,yououghtnottohaveruntheriskofobtainingtheoppositeresult。Wetakesupperwiththegeneralthisevening,andM。D————R—————hasbeenaskedtobringyou。IfeelcertainthatthegeneralwillaskyouagainforyouradventuresinConstantinople,andthistimeyoucannotrefusehim。\"
M。D————R—————cameinandwewenttothegeneral’s。Ithoughtasweweredrivingalongthat,althoughMadameF————seemedtohaveintendedtohumiliateme,Ioughttoacceptitallasafavouroffortune,because,bycompellingmetoexplainmyrefusaltothegeneral;MadameF————had,atthesametime,compelledmetoadeclarationofmyfeelings,whichwasnotwithoutimportance。
The’proveditore—generale’gavemeafriendlywelcome,andkindlyhandedmealetterwhichhadcomewiththeofficialdispatchesfromConstantinople。Ibowedmythanks,andputtheletterinmypocket:
buthetoldmethathewashimselfagreatloverofnews,andthatI
couldreadmyletter。Iopenedit;itwasfromYusuf,whoannouncedthedeathofCountdeBonneval。HearingthenameoftheworthyYusuf,thegeneralaskedmetotellhimmyadventurewithhiswife。
Icouldnotnowrefuse,andIbeganastorywhichamusedandinterestedthegeneralandhisfriendsforanhourorso,butwhichwasfrombeginningtoendtheworkofmyimagination。
ThusIcontinuedtorespecttheprivacyofYusuf,toavoidimplicatingthegoodfameofMadameF————,andtoshewmyselfinalightwhichwastolerablyadvantageoustome。Mystory,whichwasfullofsentiment,didmeagreatdealofhonour,andIfeltveryhappywhenIsawfromtheexpressionofMadameF————’sfacethatshewaspleasedwithme,althoughsomewhatsurprised。
Whenwefoundourselvesagaininherhouseshetoldme,inthepresenceofM。D————R—————,thatthestoryIhadrelatedtothegeneralwascertainlyverypretty,althoughpurelyimaginary,thatshewasnotangrywithme,becauseIhadamusedher,butthatshecouldnothelpremarkingmyobstinacyinrefusingcompliancewithherwishes。Then,turningtoM。D————R—————,shesaid,\"M。CasanovapretendsthatifhehadgivenanaccountofhismeetingwithYusuf’swifewithoutchanginganythingeverybodywouldthinkthatIallowedhimtoentertainmewithindecentstories。Iwantyoutogiveyouropinionaboutit。Willyou,\"sheadded,speakingtome,\"besogoodastorelateimmediatelytheadventureinthesamewordswhichyouhaveusedwhenyoutoldmeofit?\"
\"Yes,madam,ifyouwishmetodoso。\"
Stungtothequickbyanindiscretionwhich,asIdidnotyetknowwomenthoroughly,seemedtomewithoutexample,Icastallfearsofdispleasingtothewinds,relatedtheadventurewithallthewarmthofanimpassionedpoet,andwithoutdisguisingorattenuatingintheleastthedesireswhichthecharmsoftheGreekbeautyhadinspiredmewith。
\"Doyouthink,\"saidM。D————R—————toMadameF—————,\"thatheoughttohaverelatedthatadventurebeforeallourfriendsashehasjustrelatedittous?\"
\"Ifitbewrongforhimtotellitinpublic,itisalsowrongtotellittomeinprivate。\"
\"Youaretheonlyjudgeofthat:yes,ifhehasdispleasedyou;no,ifhehasamusedyou。Asformyownopinion,hereitis:Hehasjustnowamusedmeverymuch,buthewouldhavegreatlydispleasedmeifhehadrelatedthesameadventureinpublic。\"
\"Then,\"exclaimedMadameF————,\"Imustrequestyounevertotellmeinprivateanythingthatyoucannotrepeatinpublic。\"
\"Ipromise,madam,toactalwaysaccordingtoyourwishes。\"
\"Itbeingunderstood,\"addedM。D————R—————,smiling,\"thatmadamreservesallrightsofrepealingthatorderwhenevershemaythinkfit。\"
Iwasvexed,butIcontrivednottoshowit。Afewminutesmore,andwetookleaveofMadameF————
Iwasbeginningtounderstandthatcharmingwoman,andtodreadtheordealtowhichshewouldsubjectme。Butlovewasstrongerthanfear,and,fortifiedwithhope,Ihadthecouragetoendurethethorns,soastogathertheroseattheendofmysufferings。IwasparticularlypleasedtofindthatM。D————R—————wasnotjealousofme,evenwhensheseemedtodarehimtoit。Thiswasapointofthegreatestimportance。
Afewdaysafterwards,asIwasentertainingheronvarioussubjects,sheremarkedhowunfortunateithadbeenformetoenterthelazzarettoatAnconawithoutanymoney。
\"Inspiteofmydistress,\"Isaid,\"IfellinlovewithayoungandbeautifulGreekslave,whoverynearlycontrivedtomakemebreakthroughallthesanitarylaws。\"
\"Howso?\"
\"Youarealone,madam,andIhavenotforgottenyourorders。\"
\"Isitaveryimproperstory?\"
\"No:yetIwouldnotrelateittoyouinpublic。\"
\"Well,\"shesaid,laughing,\"Irepealmyorder,asM。D————R—————
saidIwould。Tellmeallaboutit。\"
Itoldmystory,and,seeingthatshewaspensive,IexaggeratedthemiseryIhadfeltatnotbeingabletocompletemyconquest。
\"Whatdoyoumeanbyyourmisery?Ithinkthatthepoorgirlwasmoretobepitiedthanyou。Youhaveneverseenhersince?\"
\"Ibegyourpardon,madam;Imetheragain,butIdarenottellyouwhenorhow。\"
\"Nowyoumustgoon;itisallnonsenseforyoutostop。Tellmeall;Iexpectyouhavebeenguiltyofsomeblackdeed。\"
\"Veryfarfromit,madam,foritwasaverysweet,althoughincomplete,enjoyment。\"
\"Goon!Butdonotcallthingsexactlybytheirnames。Itisnotnecessarytogointodetails。\"
Emboldenedbytherenewalofherorder,Itoldher,withoutlookingherintheface,ofmymeetingwiththeGreekslaveinthepresenceofBellino,andoftheactwhichwascutshortbytheappearanceofhermaster。WhenIhadfinishedmystory,MadameF————remainedsilent,andIturnedtheconversationintoadifferentchannel,forthoughIfeltmyselfonanexcellentfootingwithher,IknewlikewisethatIhadtoproceedwithgreatprudence。Shewastooyoungtohaveloweredherselfbefore,andshewouldcertainlylookuponaconnectionwithmeasaloweringofherdignity。
Fortunewhichhadalwayssmileduponmeinthemosthopelesscases,didnotintendtoill—treatmeonthisoccasion,andprocuredme,onthatverysameday,afavourofaverypeculiarnature。Mycharmingladylovehavingprickedherfingerratherseverely,screamedloudly,andstretchedherhandtowardsme,entreatingmetosuckthebloodflowingfromthewound。Youmayjudge,dearreader,whetherIwaslonginseizingthatbeautifulhand,andifyouare,orifyouhaveeverbeeninlove,youwilleasilyguessthemannerinwhichI
performedmydelightfulwork。Whatisakiss?Isitnotanardentdesiretoinhaleaportionofthebeingwelove?WasnotthebloodI
wassuckingfromthatcharmingwoundaportionofthewomanI
worshipped?WhenIhadcompletedmywork,shethankedmeaffectionately,andtoldmetospitoutthebloodIhadsucked。
\"Itishere,\"Isaid,placingmyhandonmyheart,\"andGodaloneknowswhathappinessithasgivenme。\"
\"Youhavedrunkmybloodwithhappiness!Areyouthenacannibal?\"
\"Ibelievenot,madam;butitwouldhavebeensacrilegeinmyeyesifIhadsufferedonesingledropofyourbloodtobelost。\"
Oneevening,therewasanunusuallylargeattendanceatM。D————
R—————’sassembly,andweweretalkingofthecarnivalwhichwasnearathand。Everybodywasregrettingthelackofactors,andtheimpossibilityofenjoyingthepleasuresofthetheatre。I
immediatelyofferedtoprocureagoodcompanyatmyexpense,iftheboxeswereatoncesubscribedfor,andthemonopolyofthefarobankgrantedtome。Notimewastobelost,forthecarnivalwasapproaching,andIhadtogotoOtrantotoengageatroop。Myproposalwasacceptedwithgreatjoy,andtheproveditore—generaleplacedafeluccaatmydisposal。Theboxeswerealltakeninthreedays,andaJewtookthepit,twonightsaweekexcepted,whichI
reservedformyownprofit。
Thecarnivalbeingverylongthatyear,Ihadeverychanceofsuccess。Itissaidgenerallythattheprofessionoftheatricalmanagerisdifficult,but,ifthatisthecase,Ihavenotfounditsobyexperience,andamboundtoaffirmthecontrary。