\"That,\"saidthesmith,\"istheveryprinciplethatmyworthyfriendandmaster,DoctorDoboobie,alwaysactedupon;until,beingbesottedwithhisownimaginations,andconceitedofhishighchemicalskill,hebegantospend,incheatinghimself,themoneywhichhehadacquiredincheatingothers,andeitherdiscoveredorbuiltforhimself,Icouldneverknowwhich,thissecretelaboratory,inwhichheusedtosecludehimselfbothfrompatientsanddisciples,whodoubtlessthoughthislongandmysteriousabsencesfromhisordinaryresidenceinthetownofFarringdonwereoccasionedbyhisprogressinthemysticsciences,andhisintercoursewiththeinvisibleworld。Mealsohetriedtodeceive;butthoughIcontradictedhimnot,hesawthatIknewtoomuchofhissecretstobeanylongerasafecompanion。Meanwhile,hisnamewaxedfamous——orratherinfamous,andmanyofthosewhoresortedtohimdidsounderpersuasionthathewasasorcerer。Andyethissupposedadvanceintheoccultsciencesdrewtohimthesecretresortofmentoopowerfultobenamed,forpurposestoodangeroustobementioned。Mencursedandthreatenedhim,andbestowedonme,theinnocentassistantofhisstudies,thenicknameoftheDevil\'sfoot—post,whichprocuredmeavolleyofstonesassoonaseverIventuredtoshowmyfaceinthestreetofthevillage。Atlengthmymastersuddenlydisappeared,pretendingtomethathewasabouttovisithiselaboratoryinthisplace,andforbiddingmetodisturbhimtilltwodayswerepast。Whenthisperiodhadelapsed,Ibecameanxious,andresortedtothisvault,whereI
foundthefiresextinguishedandtheutensilsinconfusion,withanotefromthelearnedDoboobius,ashewaswonttostylehimself,acquaintingmethatweshouldnevermeetagain,bequeathingmehischemicalapparatus,andtheparchmentwhichI
havejustputintoyourhands,advisingmestronglytoprosecutethesecretwhichitcontained,whichwouldinfalliblyleadmetothediscoveryofthegrandmagisterium。\"
\"Anddidstthoufollowthissageadvice?\"saidTressilian。
\"Worshipfulsir,no,\"repliedthesmith;\"for,beingbynaturecautious,andsuspiciousfromknowingwithwhomIhadtodo,I
madesomanyperquisitionsbeforeIventuredeventolightafire,thatIatlengthdiscoveredasmallbarrelofgunpowder,carefullyhidbeneaththefurnace,withthepurpose,nodoubt,thatassoonasIshouldcommencethegrandworkofthetransmutationofmetals,theexplosionshouldtransmutethevaultandallinitintoaheapofruins,whichmightserveatonceformyslaughter—houseandmygrave。Thiscuredmeofalchemy,andfainwouldIhavereturnedtothehonesthammerandanvil;butwhowouldbringahorsetobeshodbytheDevil\'spost?
Meantime,IhadwontheregardofmyhonestFlibbertigibbethere,hebeingthenatFarringdonwithhismaster,thesageErasmusHoliday,byteachinghimafewsecrets,suchaspleaseyouthathisage;andaftermuchcounseltogether,weagreedthat,sinceI
couldgetnopracticeintheordinaryway,IshouldtryhowI
couldworkoutbusinessamongtheseignorantboors,bypractisingupontheirsillyfears;and,thankstoFlibbertigibbet,whohathspreadmyrenown,Ihavenotwantedcustom。Butitiswonattoogreatrisk,andIfearIshallbeatlengthtakenupforawizard;sothatIseekbutanopportunitytoleavethisvault,whenIcanhavetheprotectionofsomeworshipfulpersonagainstthefuryofthepopulace,incasetheychancetorecognizeme。\"
\"Andartthou,\"saidTressilian,\"perfectlyacquaintedwiththeroadsinthiscountry?\"
\"Icouldridethemeveryinchbymidnight,\"answeredWaylandSmith,whichwasthenamethisadepthadassumed。
\"Thouhastnohorsetorideupon,\"saidTressilian。
\"Pardonme,\"repliedWayland;\"Ihaveasgoodatitaseveryeomanbestrode;andIforgottosayitwasthebestpartofthemediciner\'slegacytome,exceptingoneortwoofthechoicestofhismedicalsecrets,whichIpickedupwithouthisknowledgeandagainsthiswill。\"
\"Getthyselfwashedandshaved,then,\"saidTressilian;\"reformthydressaswellasthoucanst,andflingawaythesegrotesquetrappings;and,sothouwiltbesecretandfaithful,thoushaltfollowmeforashorttime,tillthyprankshereareforgotten。
Thouhast,Ithink,bothaddressandcourage,andIhavemattertodothatmayrequireboth。\"
WaylandSmitheagerlyembracedtheproposal,andprotestedhisdevotiontohisnewmaster。Inaveryfewminuteshehadmadesogreatanalterationinhisoriginalappearance,bychangeofdress,trimminghisbeardandhair,andsoforth,thatTressiliancouldnothelpremarkingthathethoughthewouldstandinlittleneedofaprotector,sincenoneofhisoldacquaintancewerelikelytorecognizehim。
\"Mydebtorswouldnotpaymemoney,\"saidWayland,shakinghishead;\"butmycreditorsofeverykindwouldbelesseasilyblinded。And,intruth,Iholdmyselfnotsafe,unlessundertheprotectionofagentlemanofbirthandcharacter,asisyourworship。\"
Sosaying,heledthewayoutofthecavern。HethencalledloudlyforHobgoblin,who,afterlingeringforaninstant,appearedwiththehorsefurniture,whenWaylandclosedandsedulouslycoveredupthetrap—door,observingitmightagainservehimathisneed,besidesthatthetoolswereworthsomewhat。Awhistlefromtheownerbroughttohissideanagthatfedquietlyonthecommon,andwasaccustomedtothesignal。
Whileheaccoutredhimforthejourney,Tressiliandrewhisowngirthstighter,andinafewminutesbothwerereadytomount。
AtthismomentSludgeapproachedtobidthemfarewell。
\"Youaregoingtoleaveme,then,myoldplayfellow,\"saidtheboy;\"andthereisanendofallourgameatbo—peepwiththecowardlylubbardswhomIbroughthithertohavetheirbroad—
footednagsshedbythedevilandhisimps?\"
\"Itisevenso,\"saidWaylandSmith,\"thebestfriendsmustpart,Flibbertigibbet;butthou,myboy,arttheonlythingintheValeofWhitehorsewhichIshallregrettoleavebehindme。\"
\"Well,Ibidtheenotfarewell,\"saidDickieSludge,\"foryouwillbeattheserevels,Ijudge,andsoshallI;forifDominieHolidaytakemenotthither,bythelightofday,whichweseenotinyonderdarkhole,Iwilltakemyselfthere!\"
\"Ingoodtime,\"saidWayland;\"butIprayyoutodonoughtrashly。\"
\"Nay,nowyouwouldmakeachild,acommonchildofme,andtellmeoftheriskofwalkingwithoutleading—strings。Butbeforeyouareamilefromthesestones,youshallknowbyasuretokenthatIhavemoreofthehobgoblinaboutmethanyoucredit;andI
willsomanagethat,ifyoutakeadvantage,youmayprofitbymyprank。\"
\"Whatdostthoumean,boy?\"saidTressilian;butFlibbertigibbetonlyansweredwithagrinandacaper,andbiddingbothofthemfarewell,and,atthesametime,exhortingthemtomakethebestoftheirwayfromtheplace,hesetthemtheexamplebyrunninghomewardwiththesameuncommonvelocitywithwhichhehadbaffledTressilian\'sformerattemptstogetholdofhim。
\"Itisinvaintochasehim,\"saidWaylandSmith;\"forunlessyourworshipisexpertinlark—hunting,weshouldnevercatchholdofhim——andbesides,whatwoulditavail?Bettermakethebestofourwayhence,asheadvises。\"
Theymountedtheirhorsesaccordingly,andbegantoproceedataroundpace,assoonasTressilianhadexplainedtohisguidethedirectioninwhichhedesiredtotravel。
Aftertheyhadtrottednearlyamile,Tressiliancouldnothelpobservingtohiscompanionthathishorsefeltmorelivelyunderhimthanevenwhenhemountedinthemorning。
\"Areyouavisedofthat?\"saidWaylandSmith,smiling。\"Thatisowingtoalittlesecretofmine。Imixedthatwithanhandfulofoatswhichshallsaveyourworship\'sheelsthetroubleofspurringthesesixhoursatleast。Nay,Ihavenotstudiedmedicineandpharmacyfornought。\"
\"Itrust,\"saidTressilian,\"yourdrugswilldomyhorsenoharm?\"
\"Nomorethanthemare\'smilk;whichfoaledhim,\"answeredtheartist,andwasproceedingtodilateontheexcellenceofhisrecipewhenhewasinterruptedbyanexplosionasloudandtremendousastheminewhichblowsuptherampartofabeleagueredcity。Thehorsesstarted,andtheriderswereequallysurprised。Theyturnedtogazeinthedirectionfromwhichthethunder—clapwasheard,andbeheld,justoverthespottheyhadleftsorecently,ahugepillarofdarksmokerisinghighintotheclear,blueatmosphere。\"Myhabitationisgonetowreck,\"saidWayland,immediatelyconjecturingthecauseoftheexplosion。\"Iwasafooltomentionthedoctor\'skindintentionstowardsmymansionbeforethatlimbofmischief,Flibbertigibbet;
Imighthaveguessedhewouldlongtoputsorareafrolicintoexecution。Butletushastenon,forthesoundwillcollectthecountrytothespot。\"
Sosaying,hespurredhishorse,andTressilianalsoquickeninghisspeed,theyrodebrisklyforward。
\"This,then,wasthemeaningofthelittleimp\'stokenwhichhepromisedus?\"saidTressilian。\"Hadwelingerednearthespot,wehadfounditalove—tokenwithavengeance。\"
\"Hewouldhavegivenuswarning,\"saidthesmith。\"Isawhimlookbackmorethanoncetoseeifwewereoff——\'tisaverydevilformischief,yetnotanill—natureddevileither。ItwerelongtotellyourhonourhowIbecamefirstacquaintedwithhim,andhowmanytricksheplayedme。Manyagoodturnhedidmetoo,especiallyinbringingmecustomers;forhisgreatdelightwastoseethemsitshiveringbehindthebusheswhentheyheardtheclickofmyhammer。IthinkDameNature,whenshelodgedadoublequantityofbrainsinthatmisshapenheadofhis,gavehimthepowerofenjoyingotherpeople\'sdistresses,asshegavethemthepleasureoflaughingathisugliness。\"
\"Itmaybeso,\"saidTressilian;\"thosewhofindthemselvesseveredfromsocietybypeculiaritiesofform,iftheydonothatethecommonbulkofmankind,areatleastnotaltogetherindisposedtoenjoytheirmishapsandcalamities。\"
\"ButFlibbertigibbet,\"answeredWayland,\"haththatabouthimwhichmayredeemhisturnformischievousfrolic;forheisasfaithfulwhenattachedasheistrickyandmalignanttostrangers,and,asIsaidbefore,Ihavecausetosayso。\"
Tressilianpursuedtheconversationnofurther,andtheycontinuedtheirjourneytowardsDevonshirewithoutfurtheradventure,untiltheyalightedataninninthetownofMarlborough,sincecelebratedforhavinggiventitletothegreatestgeneral(exceptingone)whomBritaineverproduced。
Herethetravellersreceived,inthesamebreath,anexampleofthetruthoftwooldproverbs——namely,thatILLNEWSFLYFAST,andthatLISTENERSSELDOMHEARAGOODTALEOFTHEMSELVES。
Theinn—yardwasinasortofcombustionwhentheyalighted;
insomuch,thattheycouldscarcegetmanorboytotakecareoftheirhorses,sofullwerethewholehouseholdofsomenewswhichflewfromtonguetotongue,theimportofwhichtheywereforsometimeunabletodiscover。Atlength,indeed,theyfounditrespectedmatterswhichtouchedthemnearly。
\"Whatisthematter,sayyou,master?\"answered,atlength,theheadhostler,inreplytoTressilian\'srepeatedquestions。——\"Why,truly,Iscarceknowmyself。Butherewasariderbutnow,whosaysthatthedevilhathflownawaywithhimtheycalledWaylandSmith,thatwon\'daboutthreemilesfromtheWhitehorseofBerkshire,thisveryblessedmorning,inaflashoffireandapillarofsmoke,androoteduptheplacehedweltin,nearthatoldcockpitofuprightstones,ascleanlyasifithadallbeendelvedupforacropping。\"
\"Why,then,\"saidanoldfarmer,\"themoreisthepity;forthatWaylandSmith(whetherhewasthedevil\'scronyornoIskillnot)hadagoodnotionofhorses\'diseases,andit\'stobethoughtthebotswillspreadinthecountryfarandnear,anSatanhasnotgienuntimetoleavehissecretbehindun。\"
\"Youmaysaythat,GafferGrimesby,\"saidthehostlerinreturn;
\"IhavecarriedahorsetoWaylandSmithmyself,forhepassedallfarriersinthiscountry。\"
\"Didyouseehim?\"saidDameAlisonCrane,mistressoftheinnbearingthatsign,anddeigningtotermHUSBANDtheownerthereof,amean—lookinghop—o\'—my—thumbsortorperson,whosehaltinggait,andlongneck,andmeddling,henpeckedinsignificancearesupposedtohavegivenorigintothecelebratedoldEnglishtuneof\"MynamehathalametameCrane。\"
Onthisoccasionhechirpedoutarepetitionofhiswife\'squestion,\"Didstseethedevil,JackHostler,Isay?\"
\"AndwhatifIdidseeun,MasterCrane?\"repliedJackHostler,for,likealltherestofthehousehold,hepaidaslittlerespecttohismasterashismistressherselfdid。
\"Nay,nought,JackHostler,\"repliedthepacificMasterCrane;
\"onlyifyousawthedevil,methinksIwouldliketoknowwhatun\'slike?\"
\"Youwillknowthatoneday,MasterCrane,\"saidhishelpmate,\"anyemendnotyourmanners,andmindyourbusiness,leavingoffsuchidlepalabras。——Buttruly,JackHostler,Ishouldbegladtoknowmyselfwhatlikethefellowwas。\"
\"Why,dame,\"saidthehostler,morerespectfully,\"asforwhathewaslikeIcannottell,nornomanelse,forwhyIneversawun。\"
\"Andhowdidstthougetthineerranddone,\"saidGafferGrimesby,\"ifthouseedsthimnot?\"
\"Why,Ihadschoolmastertowritedownailmento\'nag,\"saidJackHostler;\"andIwentwi\'theugliestslipofaboyformyguideasevermancutouto\'lime—treeroottopleaseachildwithal。\"
\"Andwhatwasit?——anddiditcureyournag,JackHostler?\"wasutteredandechoedbyallwhostoodaround。
\"Why,howcanItellyouwhatitwas?\"saidthehostler;\"simplyitsmelledandtasted——forIdidmakeboldtoputapea\'ssubstanceintomymouth——likehartshornandsavinmixedwithvinegar;butthennohartshornandsavineverwroughtsospeedyacure。AndIamdreadingthatifWaylandSmithbegone,thebotswillhavemorepoweroverhorseandcattle。\"
Theprideofart,whichiscertainlynotinferiorinitsinfluencetoanyotherpridewhatever,heresofaroperatedonWaylandSmith,that,notwithstandingtheobviousdangerofhisbeingrecognized,hecouldnothelpwinkingtoTressilian,andsmilingmysteriously,asiftriumphingintheundoubtedevidenceofhisveterinaryskill。Inthemeanwhile,thediscoursecontinued。
\"E\'enletitbeso,\"saidagravemaninblack,thecompanionofGafferGrimesby;\"e\'enletusperishundertheevilGodsendsus,ratherthanthedevilbeourdoctor。\"
\"Verytrue,\"saidDameCrane;\"andImarvelatJackHostlerthathewouldperilhisownsoultocurethebowelsofanag。\"
\"Verytrue,mistress,\"saidJackHostler,\"butthenagwasmymaster\'s;andhaditbeenyours,Ithinkyewouldha\'heldmecheapenowanIhadfearedthedevilwhenthepoorbeastwasinsuchataking。Fortherest,lettheclergylooktoit。Everymantohiscraft,saystheproverb——theparsontotheprayer—
book,andthegroomtohiscurry—comb。
\"Ivow,\"saidDameCrane,\"IthinkJackHostlerspeakslikeagoodChristianandafaithfulservant,whowillspareneitherbodynorsoulinhismaster\'sservice。However,thedevilhasliftedhimintime,foraConstableoftheHundredcamehitherthismorningtogetoldGafferPinniewinks,thetrierofwitches,togowithhimtotheValeofWhitehorsetocomprehendWaylandSmith,andputhimtohisprobation。IhelpedPinniewinkstosharpenhispincersandhispoking—awl,andIsawthewarrantfromJusticeBlindas。\"
\"Pooh——pooh——thedevilwouldlaughbothatBlindasandhiswarrant,constableandwitch—findertoboot,\"saidoldDameCrank,thePapistlaundress;\"WaylandSmith\'sfleshwouldmindPinniewinks\'awlnomorethanacambricruffmindsahotpiccadilloe—needle。Buttellme,gentlefolks,ifthedevileverhadsuchahandamongye,astosnatchawayyoursmithsandyourartistsfromunderyournose,whenthegoodAbbotsofAbingdonhadtheirown?ByOurLady,no!——theyhadtheirhallowedtapers;
andtheirholywater,andtheirrelics,andwhatnot,couldsendthefoulestfiendsa—packing。Goaskahereticparsontodothelike。Butourswereacomfortablepeople。\"
\"Verytrue,DameCrank,\"saidthehostler;\"sosaidSimpkinsofSimonburnwhenthecuratekissedhiswife,——\'Theyareacomfortablepeople,\'saidhe。\"
\"Silence,thoufoul—mouthedvermin,\"saidDameCrank;\"isitfitforaheretichorse—boyliketheetohandlesuchatextastheCatholicclergy?\"
\"Introthno,dame,\"repliedthemanofoats;\"andasyouyourselfarenownotextfortheirhandling,dame,whatevermayhavebeenthecaseinyourday,Ithinkwehade\'enbetterleaveunalone。\"
Atthislastexchangeofsarcasm,DameCranksetupherthroat,andbeganahorribleexclamationagainstJackHostler,undercoverofwhichTressilianandhisattendantescapedintothehouse。
Theyhadnosoonerenteredaprivatechamber,towhichGoodmanCranehimselfhadcondescendedtousherthem,anddispatchedtheirworthyandobsequioushostontheerrandofprocuringwineandrefreshment,thanWaylandSmithbegantogiveventtohisself—importance。
\"Yousee,sir,\"saidhe,addressingTressilian,\"thatInothingfabledinassertingthatIpossessedfullythemightymysteryofafarrier,ormareschal,astheFrenchmorehonourablytermus。
Thesedog—hostlers,who,afterall,arethebetterjudgesinsuchacase,knowwhatcredittheyshouldattachtomymedicaments。I
callyoutowitness,worshipfulMasterTressilian,thatnought,savethevoiceofcalumnyandthehandofmaliciousviolence,hathdrivenmeforthfromastationinwhichIheldaplacealikeusefulandhonoured。\"
\"Ibearwitness,myfriend,butwillreservemylistening,\"
answeredTressilian,\"forasafertime;unless,indeed,youdeemitessentialtoyourreputationtobetranslated,likeyourlatedwelling,bytheassistanceofaflashoffire。Foryouseeyourbestfriendsreckonyounobetterthanameresorcerer。\"
\"Now,Heavenforgivethem,\"saidtheartist,\"whoconfoundedlearnedskillwithunlawfulmagic!Itrustamanmaybeasskilful,ormoreso,thanthebestchirurgeonevermeddledwithhorse—flesh,andyetmaybeuponthematterlittlemorethanotherordinarymen,orattheworstnoconjurer。\"
\"Godforbidelse!\"saidTressilian。\"Butbesilentjustforthepresent,sinceherecomesminehostwithanassistant,whoseemssomethingoftheleast。\"
Everybodyabouttheinn,DameCraneherselfincluded,hadbeenindeedsointerestedandagitatedbythestorytheyhadheardofWaylandSmith,andbythenew,varying,andmoremarvellouseditionsoftheincidentwhicharrivedfromvariousquarters,thatminehost,inhisrighteousdeterminationtoaccommodatehisguests,hadbeenabletoobtaintheassistanceofnoneofhishousehold,savingthatofalittleboy,ajuniortapster,ofabouttwelveyearsold,whowascalledSampson。
\"Iwish,\"hesaid,apologizingtohisguests,ashesetdownaflagonofsack,andpromisedsomefoodimmediately——\"IwishthedevilhadflownawaywithmywifeandmywholefamilyinsteadofthisWaylandSmith,who,Idaresay,afterallsaidanddone,wasmuchlessworthyofthedistinctionwhichSatanhasdonehim。\"
\"Iholdopinionwithyou,goodfellow,\"repliedWaylandSmith;
\"andIwilldrinktoyouuponthatargument。\"
\"NotthatIwouldjustifyanymanwhodealswiththedevil,\"saidminehost,afterhavingpledgedWaylandinarousingdraughtofsack,\"butthat——sawyeeverbettersack,mymasters?——butthat,Isay,amanhadbetterdealwithadozencheatsandscoundrelfellows,suchasthisWaylandSmith,thanwithadevilincarnate,thattakespossessionofhouseandhome,bedandboard。\"
Thepoorfellow\'sdetailofgrievanceswashereinterruptedbytheshrillvoiceofhishelpmate,screamingfromthekitchen,towhichheinstantlyhobbled,cravingpardonofhisguests。HewasnosoonergonethanWaylandSmithexpressed,byeverycontemptuousepithetinthelanguage,hisutterscornforanincompoopwhostuckhisheadunderhiswife\'sapron—string;andintimatedthat,savingforthesakeofthehorses,whichrequiredbothrestandfood,hewouldadvisehisworshipfulMasterTressiliantopushonastagefarther,ratherthanpayareckoningtosuchamean—spirited,crow—trodden,henpeckedcoxcomb,asGafferCrane。
Thearrivalofalargedishofgoodcow—heelandbaconsomethingsoothedtheasperityoftheartist,whichwhollyvanishedbeforeachoicecapon,sodelicatelyroastedthatthelardfrothedonit,saidWayland,likeMay—dewonalily;andbothGafferCraneandhisgooddamebecame,inhiseyes,verypainstaking,accommodating,obligingpersons。
Accordingtothemannersofthetimes,themasterandhisattendantsatatthesametable,andthelatterobserved,withregret,howlittleattentionTressilianpaidtohismeal。Herecollected,indeed,thepainhehadgivenbymentioningthemaideninwhosecompanyhehadfirstseenhim;but,fearfuloftouchinguponatopictootendertobetamperedwith,hechosetoascribehisabstinencetoanothercause。
\"Thisfareisperhapstoocoarseforyourworship,\"saidWayland,asthelimbsofthecapondisappearedbeforehisownexertions;
\"buthadyoudweltaslongasIhavedoneinyonderdungeon,whichFlibbertigibbethastranslatedtotheupperelement,aplacewhereIdaredhardlybroilmyfood,lestthesmokeshouldbeseenwithout,youwouldthinkafaircaponamorewelcomedainty。\"
\"Ifyouarepleased,friend,\"saidTressilian,\"itiswell。
Nevertheless,hastenthymealifthoucanst,Forthisplaceisunfriendlytothysafety,andmyconcernscravetravelling。\"
Allowing,therefore,theirhorsesnomorerestthanwasabsolutelynecessaryforthem,theypursuedtheirjourneybyaforcedmarchasfarasBradford,wheretheyreposedthemselvesforthenight。
Thenextmorningfoundthemearlytravellers。And,nottofatiguethereaderwithunnecessaryparticulars,theytraversedwithoutadventurethecountiesofWiltshireandSomerset,andaboutnoonofthethirddayafterTressilian\'sleavingCumnor,arrivedatSirHughRobsart\'sseat,calledLidcoteHall,onthefrontiersofDevonshire。
CHAPTERXII。
Ahme!theflowerandblossomofyourhouse,Thewindhathblownawaytoothertowers。
JOANNABAILLIE\'SFAMILYLEGEND。
TheancientseatofLidcoteHallwassituatednearthevillageofthesamename,andadjoinedthewildandextensiveforestofExmoor,plentifullystockedwithgame,inwhichsomeancientrightsbelongingtotheRobsartfamilyentitledSirHughtopursuehisfavouriteamusementofthechase。Theoldmansionwasalow,venerablebuilding,occupyingaconsiderablespaceofground,whichwassurroundedbyadeepmoat。Theapproachanddrawbridgeweredefendedbyanoctagonaltower,ofancientbrickwork,butsoclothedwithivyandothercreepersthatitwasdifficulttodiscoverofwhatmaterialsitwasconstructed。Theanglesofthistowerwereeachdecoratedwithaturret,whimsicallyvariousinformandinsize,and,therefore,veryunlikethemonotonousstonepepperboxeswhich,inmodernGothicarchitecture,areemployedforthesamepurpose。Oneoftheseturretswassquare,andoccupiedasaclock—house。Buttheclockwasnowstandingstill;acircumstancepeculiarlystrikingtoTressilian,becausethegoodoldknight,amongotherharmlesspeculiarities,hadafidgetyanxietyabouttheexactmeasurementoftime,verycommontothosewhohaveagreatdealofthatcommoditytodisposeof,andfinditlieheavyupontheirhands——
justasweseeshopkeepersamusethemselveswithtakinganexactaccountoftheirstockatthetimethereisleastdemandforit。
Theentrancetothecourtyardoftheoldmansionlaythroughanarchway,surmountedbytheforesaidtower;butthedrawbridgewasdown,andoneleafoftheiron—studdedfolding—doorsstoodcarelesslyopen。Tressilianhastilyrodeoverthedrawbridge,enteredthecourt,andbegantocallloudlyonthedomesticsbytheirnames。Forsometimehewasonlyansweredbytheechoesandthehowlingofthehounds,whosekennellayatnogreatdistancefromthemansion,andwassurroundedbythesamemoat。
AtlengthWillBadger,theoldandfavouriteattendantoftheknight,whoactedalikeassquireofhisbodyandsuperintendentofhissports,madehisappearance。Thestout,weather—beatenforestershowedgreatsignsofjoywhenherecognizedTressilian。
\"Lordloveyou,\"hesaid,\"MasterEdmund,beitthouinfleshandfell?ThenthoumayestdosomegoodonSirHugh,foritpassesthewitofman——thatis,ofmineown,andthecurate\'s,andMasterMumblazen\'s——todoaughtwi\'un。\"
\"IsSirHughthenworsesinceIwentaway,Will?\"demandedTressilian。
\"Forworseinbody——no;heismuchbetter,\"repliedthedomestic;
\"butheiscleanmazedasitwere——eatsanddrinksashewaswont——butsleepsnot,orratherwakesnot,forheiseverinasortoftwilight,thatisneithersleepingnorwaking。DameSwinefordthoughtitwaslikethedeadpalsy。Butno,no,dame,saidI,itistheheart,itistheheart。\"
\"Canyenotstirhismindtoanypastimes?\"saidTressilian。
\"Heiscleanandquiteoffhissports,\"saidWillBadger;\"hathneithertouchedbackgammonorshovel—board,norlookedonthebigbookofharrowtrywi\'MasterMumblazen。Ilettheclockrundown,thinkingthemissingthebellmightsomewhatmovehim——foryouknow,MasterEdmund,hewasparticularincountingtime——butheneversaidawordon\'t,soImaye\'ensettheoldchimea—
towlingagain。ImadeboldtotreadonBungay\'stailtoo,andyouknowwhataroundratingthatwouldha\'costmeoncea—day;
buthemindedthepoortyke\'swhinenomorethanamadgehowletwhoopingdownthechimney——sothecaseisbeyondme。\"
\"Thoushalttellmetherestwithindoors,Will。Meanwhile,letthispersonbeta\'entothebuttery,andusedwithrespect。Heisamanofart。\"
\"Whiteartorblackart,Iwould,\"saidWillBadger,\"thathehadanyartwhichcouldhelpus。——Here,TomButler,looktothemanofart;——andseethathestealsnoneofthyspoons,lad,\"headdedinawhispertothebutler,whoshowedhimselfatalowwindow,\"Ihaveknownashonestafacedfellowhaveartenoughtodothat。\"
HethenusheredTressilianintoalowparlour,andwent,athisdesire,toseeinwhatstatehismasterwas,lestthesuddenreturnofhisdarlingpupilandproposedson—in—lawshouldaffecthimtoostrongly。Hereturnedimmediately,andsaidthatSirHughwasdozinginhiselbow—chair,butthatMasterMumblazenwouldacquaintMasterTressiliantheinstantheawaked。
\"Butitischanceifheknowsyou,\"saidthehuntsman,\"forhehasforgottenthenameofeveryhoundinthepack。Ithought,aboutaweeksince,hehadgottenafavourableturn。\'SaddlemeoldSorrel,\'saidhesuddenly,afterhehadtakenhisusualnight—draughtoutofthegreatsilvergrace—cup,\'andtakethehoundstoMountHazelhurstto—morrow。\'Gladmenwereweall,andoutwehadhiminthemorning,andherodetocoverasusual,withneverawordspokenbutthatthewindwassouth,andthescentwouldlie。Buterewehaduncoupled\'thehounds,hebegantostareroundhim,likeamanthatwakessuddenlyoutofadream——turnsbridle,andwalksbacktoHallagain,andleavesustohuntatleisurebyourselves,ifwelisted。\"
\"Youtellaheavytale,Will,\"repliedTressilian;\"butGodmusthelpus——thereisnoaidinman。\"
\"ThenyoubringusnonewsofyoungMistressAmy?ButwhatneedIask——yourbrowtellsthestory。EverIhopedthatifanymancouldorwouldtrackher,itmustbeyou。All\'soverandlostnow。ButifeverIhavethatVarneywithinreachofaflight—
shot,Iwillbestowaforkedshaftonhim;andthatIswearbysaltandbread。\"