Ashespoke,thedooropened,andMasterMumblazenappeared——awithered,thin,elderlygentleman,withacheeklikeawinterapple,andhisgreyhairpartlyconcealedbyasmall,highhat,shapedlikeacone,orratherlikesuchastrawberry—basketasLondonfruiterersexhibitattheirwindows。Hewastoosententiousapersontowastewordsonmeresalutation;so,havingwelcomedTressilianwithanodandashakeofthehand,hebeckonedhimtofollowtoSirHugh\'sgreatchamber,whichthegoodknightusuallyinhabited。WillBadgerfollowed,unasked,anxioustoseewhetherhismasterwouldberelievedfromhisstateofapathybythearrivalofTressilian。
Inalong,lowparlour,amplyfurnishedwithimplementsofthechase,andwithsilvantrophies,byamassivestonechimney,overwhichhungaswordandsuitofarmoursomewhatobscuredbyneglect,satSirHughRobsartofLidcote,amanoflargesize,whichhadbeenonlykeptwithinmoderatecompassbytheconstantuseofviolentexercise,ItseemedtoTressilianthatthelethargy,underwhichhisoldfriendappearedtolabour,had,evenduringhisfewweeks\'absence,addedbulktohisperson——atleastithadobviouslydiminishedthevivacityofhiseye,which,astheyentered,firstfollowedMasterMumblazenslowlytoalargeoakendesk,onwhichaponderousvolumelayopen,andthenrested,asifinuncertainty,onthestrangerwhohadenteredalongwithhim。Thecurate,agrey—headedclergyman,whohadbeenaconfessorinthedaysofQueenMary,satwithabookinhishandinanotherrecessintheapartment。He,too,signedamournfulgreetingtoTressilian,andlaidhisbookaside,towatchtheeffecthisappearanceshouldproduceontheafflictedoldman。
AsTressilian,hisowneyesfillingfastwithtears,approachedmoreandmorenearlytothefatherofhisbetrothedbride,SirHugh\'sintelligenceseemedtorevive。Hesighedheavily,asonewhoawakensfromastateofstupor;aslightconvulsionpassedoverhisfeatures;heopenedhisarmswithoutspeakingaword,and,asTressilianthrewhimselfintothem,hefoldedhimtohisbosom。
\"Thereissomethinglefttoliveforyet,\"werethefirstwordsheuttered;andwhilehespoke,hegaveventtohisfeelingsinaparoxysmofweeping,thetearschasingeachotherdownhissunburntcheeksandlongwhitebeard。
\"Ine\'erthoughttohavethankedGodtoseemymasterweep,\"saidWillBadger;\"butnowIdo,thoughIamliketoweepforcompany。\"
\"Iwillasktheenoquestions,\"saidtheoldknight;\"noquestions——none,Edmund。Thouhastnotfoundher——orsofoundher,thatshewerebetterlost。\"
Tressilianwasunabletoreplyotherwisethanbyputtinghishandsbeforehisface。
\"Itisenough——itisenough。Butdonotthouweepforher,Edmund。Ihavecausetoweep,forshewasmydaughter;thouhastcausetorejoice,thatshedidnotbecomethywife。——GreatGod!
thouknowestbestwhatisgoodforus。ItwasmynightlyprayerthatIshouldseeAmyandEdmundwedded,——haditbeengranted,ithadnowbeengalladdedtobitterness。\"
\"Becomforted,myfriend,\"saidthecurate,addressingSirHugh,\"itcannotbethatthedaughterofallourhopesandaffectionsisthevilecreatureyouwouldbespeakher。\"
\"Oh,no,\"repliedSirHughimpatiently,\"Iwerewrongtonamebroadlythebasethingsheisbecome——thereissomenewcourtnameforit,Iwarrantme。ItishonourenoughforthedaughterofanoldDevonshireclowntobethelemanofagaycourtier——ofVarneytoo——ofVarney,whosegrandsirewasrelievedbymyfather,whenhisfortunewasbroken,atthebattleof——thebattleof——
whereRichardwasslain——outonmymemory!——andIwarrantnoneofyouwillhelpme——\"
\"ThebattleofBosworth,\"saidMasterMumblazen——\"strickenbetweenRichardCrookbackandHenryTudor,grandsireoftheQueenthatnowis,PRIMOHENRICISEPTIMI;andintheyearonethousandfourhundredandeighty—five,POSTCHRISTUMNATUM。\"
\"Ay,evenso,\"saidtheoldknight;\"everychildknowsit。Butmypoorheadforgetsallitshouldremember,andremembersonlywhatitwouldmostwillinglyforget。Mybrainhasbeenatfault,Tressilian,almosteversincethouhastbeenaway,andevenyetithuntscounter。\"
\"Yourworship,\"saidthegoodclergyman,\"hadbetterretiretoyourapartment,andtrytosleepforalittlespace。Thephysicianleftacomposingdraught;andourGreatPhysicianhascommandedustouseearthlymeans,thatwemaybestrengthenedtosustainthetrialsHesendsus。\"
\"True,true,oldfriend,\"saidSirHugh;\"andwewillbearourtrialsmanfully——wehavelostbutawoman。——See,Tressilian,\"——hedrewfromhisbosomalongringletofglossyhair,——\"seethislock!Itellthee,Edmund,theverynightshedisappeared,whenshebidmegoodeven,asshewaswont,shehungaboutmyneck,andfondledmemorethanusual;andI,likeanoldfool,heldherbythislock,untilshetookherscissors,severedit,andleftitinmyhand——asallIwasevertoseemoreofher!\"
Tressilianwasunabletoreply,welljudgingwhatacomplicationoffeelingsmusthavecrossedthebosomoftheunhappyfugitiveatthatcruelmoment。Theclergymanwasabouttospeak,butSirHughinterruptedhim。
\"Iknowwhatyouwouldsay,MasterCurate,——Afterall,itisbutalockofwoman\'stresses;andbywoman,shame,andsin,anddeathcameintoaninnocentworld。——AndlearnedMasterMumblazen,too,cansayscholarlythingsoftheirinferiority。\"
\"C\'ESTL\'HOMME,\"saidMasterMumblazen,\"QUISEBAST,ETQUI
CONSEILLE。\"
\"True,\"saidSirHugh,\"andwewillbearus,therefore,likemenwhohavebothmettleandwisdominus。——Tressilian,thouartaswelcomeasifthouhadstbroughtbetternews。Butwehavespokentoolongdry—lipped。——Amy,fillacupofwinetoEdmund,andanothertome。\"Theninstantlyrecollectingthathecalleduponherwhocouldnothear,heshookhishead,andsaidtotheclergyman,\"ThisgriefistomybewilderedmindwhatthechurchofLidcoteistoourpark:wemayloseourselvesamongthebriersandthicketsforalittlespace,butfromtheendofeachavenueweseetheoldgreysteepleandthegraveofmyforefathers。I
wouldIweretotravelthatroadtomorrow!\"
Tressilianandthecuratejoinedinurgingtheexhaustedoldmantolayhimselftorest,andatlengthprevailed。Tressilianremainedbyhispillowtillhesawthatslumberatlengthsunkdownonhim,andthenreturnedtoconsultwiththecuratewhatstepsshouldbeadoptedintheseunhappycircumstances。
TheycouldnotexcludefromthesedeliberationsMasterMichaelMumblazen;andtheyadmittedhimthemorereadily,thatbesideswhathopestheyentertainedfromhissagacity,theyknewhimtobesogreatafriendtotaciturnity,thattherewasnodoubtofhiskeepingcounsel。Hewasanoldbachelor,ofgoodfamily,butsmallfortune,anddistantlyrelatedtotheHouseofRobsart;invirtueofwhichconnection,LidcoteHallhadbeenhonouredwithhisresidenceforthelasttwentyyears。HiscompanywasagreeabletoSirHugh,chieflyonaccountofhisprofoundlearning,which,thoughitonlyrelatedtoheraldryandgenealogy,withsuchscrapsofhistoryasconnectedthemselveswiththesesubjects,waspreciselyofakindtocaptivatethegoodoldknight;besidestheconveniencewhichhefoundinhavingafriendtoappealtowhenhisownmemory,asfrequentlyhappened,provedinfirmandplayedhimfalseconcerningnamesanddates,which,andallsimilardeficiencies,MasterMichaelMumblazensuppliedwithduebrevityanddiscretion。And,indeed,inmattersconcerningthemodernworld,heoftengave,inhisenigmaticalandheraldicphrase,advicewhichwaswellworthattendingto,or,inWillBadger\'slanguage,startedthegamewhileothersbeatthebush。
\"Wehavehadanunhappytimeofitwiththegoodknight,MasterEdmund,\"saidthecurate。\"IhavenotsufferedsomuchsinceI
wastornawayfrommybelovedflock,andcompelledtoabandonthemtotheRomishwolves。\"
\"ThatwasinTERTIOMARIAE,\"saidMasterMumblazen。
\"InthenameofHeaven,\"continuedthecurate,\"tellus,hasyourtimebeenbetterspentthanours,orhaveyouanynewsofthatunhappymaiden,who,beingforsomanyyearstheprincipaljoyofthisbroken—downhouse,isnowprovedourgreatestunhappiness?
Haveyounotatleastdiscoveredherplaceofresidence?\"
\"Ihave,\"repliedTressilian。\"KnowyouCumnorPlace,nearOxford?\"
\"Surely,\"saidtheclergyman;\"itwasahouseofremovalforthemonksofAbingdon。\"
\"Whosearms,\"saidMasterMichael,\"Ihaveseenoverastonechimneyinthehall,——acrosspatoncebetwixtfourmartlets。\"
\"There,\"saidTressilian,\"thisunhappymaidenresides,incompanywiththevillainVarney。Butforastrangemishap,myswordhadrevengedallourinjuries,aswellashers,onhisworthlesshead。\"
\"ThankGod,thatkeptthinehandfromblood—guiltiness,rashyoungman!\"answeredthecurate。\"Vengeanceismine,saiththeLord,andIwillrepayit。Itwerebetterstudytofreeherfromthevillain\'snetsofinfamy。\"
\"Theyarecalled,inheraldry,LAQUEIAMORIS,orLACSD\'AMOUR,\"
saidMumblazen。
\"ItisinthatIrequireyouraid,myfriends,\"saidTressilian。
\"Iamresolvedtoaccusethisvillain,attheveryfootofthethrone,offalsehood,seduction,andbreachofhospitablelaws。
TheQueenshallhearme,thoughtheEarlofLeicester,thevillain\'spatron,stoodatherrighthand。\"
\"HerGrace,\"saidthecurate,\"hathsetacomelyexampleofcontinencetohersubjects,andwilldoubtlessdojusticeonthisinhospitablerobber。ButwertthounotbetterapplytotheEarlofLeicester,inthefirstplace,forjusticeonhisservant?Ifhegrantsit,thoudostsavetheriskofmakingthyselfapowerfuladversary,whichwillcertainlychanceif,inthefirstinstance,youaccusehismasterofthehorseandprimefavouritebeforetheQueen。\"
\"Mymindrevoltsfromyourcounsel,\"saidTressilian。\"Icannotbrooktopleadmynoblepatron\'scausetheunhappyAmy\'scause——
beforeanyonesavemylawfulSovereign。Leicester,thouwiltsay,isnoble。Beitso;heisbutasubjectlikeourselves,andIwillnotcarrymyplainttohim,ifIcandobetter。Still,I
willthinkonwhatthouhastsaid;butImusthaveyourassistancetopersuadethegoodSirHughtomakemehiscommissionerandfiduciaryinthismatter,foritisinhisnameImustspeak,andnotinmyown。Sincesheissofarchangedastodoteuponthisemptyprofligatecourtier,heshallatleastdoherthejusticewhichisyetinhispower。\"
\"BettershediedCAELEBSandSINEPROLE,\"saidMumblazen,withmoreanimationthanheusuallyexpressed,\"thanpart,PERPALE,thenoblecoatofRobsartwiththatofsuchamiscreant!\"
\"Ifitbeyourobject,asIcannotquestion,\"saidtheclergyman,\"tosave,asmuchasisyetpossible,thecreditofthisunhappyyoungwoman,Irepeat,youshouldapply,inthefirstinstance,totheEarlofLeicester。HeisasabsoluteinhishouseholdastheQueeninherkingdom,andifheexpressestoVarneythatsuchishispleasure,herhonourwillnotstandsopubliclycommitted。\"
\"Youareright,youareright!\"saidTressilianeagerly,\"andI
thankyouforpointingoutwhatIoverlookedinmyhaste。I
littlethoughtevertohavebesoughtgraceofLeicester;butI
couldkneeltotheproudDudley,ifdoingsocouldremoveoneshadeofshamefromthisunhappydamsel。YouwillassistmethentoprocurethenecessarypowersfromSirHughRobsart?\"
Thecurateassuredhimofhisassistance,andtheheraldnoddedassent。
\"Youmustholdyourselvesalsoinreadinesstotestify,incaseyouarecalledupon,theopenheartedhospitalitywhichourgoodpatronexercisedtowardsthisdeceitfultraitor,andthesolicitudewithwhichhelabouredtoseducehisunhappydaughter。\"
\"Atfirst,\"saidtheclergyman,\"shedidnot,asitseemedtome,muchaffecthiscompany;butlatterlyIsawthemoftentogether。\"
\"SEIANTintheparlour,\"saidMichaelMumblazen,\"andPASSANTinthegarden。\"
\"Ioncecameonthembychance,\"saidthepriest,\"intheSouthwood,inaspringevening。Varneywasmuffledinarussetcloak,sothatIsawnothisface。Theyseparatedhastily,astheyheardmerustleamongsttheleaves;andIobservedsheturnedherheadandlookedlongafterhim。\"
\"WithneckREGUARDANT,\"saidtheherald。\"Andonthedayofherflight,andthatwasonSaintAusten\'sEve,IsawVarney\'sgroom,attiredinhisliveries,holdhismaster\'shorseandMistressAmy\'spalfrey,bridledandsaddledPROPER,behindthewallofthechurchyard,\"
\"Andnowisshefoundmewedupinhissecretplaceofretirement,\"saidTressilian。\"Thevillainistakeninthemanner,andIwellwishhemaydenyhiscrime,thatImaythrustconvictiondownhisfalsethroat!ButImustprepareformyjourney。Doyou,gentlemen,disposemypatrontograntmesuchpowersasareneedfultoactinhisname。\"
Sosaying,Tressilianlefttheroom。
\"Heistoohot,\"saidthecurate;\"andIpraytoGodthatHemaygranthimthepatiencetodealwithVarneyasisfitting。\"
\"PatienceandVarney,\"saidMumblazen,\"isworseheraldrythanmetaluponmetal。Heismorefalsethanasiren,morerapaciousthanagriffin,morepoisonousthanawyvern,andmorecruelthanalionrampant。\"
\"YetIdoubtmuch,\"saidthecurate,\"whetherwecanwithproprietyaskfromSirHughRobsart,beinginhispresentcondition,anydeeddeputinghispaternalrightinMistressAmytowhomsoever——\"
\"Yourreverenceneednotdoubtthat,\"saidWillBadger,whoenteredashespoke,\"forIwilllaymylifeheisanothermanwhenhewakesthanhehasbeenthesethirtydayspast。\"
\"Ay,Will,\"saidthecurate,\"hastthouthensomuchconfidenceinDoctorDiddleum\'sdraught?\"
\"Notawhit,\"saidWill,\"becausemasterne\'ertastedadropon\'t,seeingitwasemptiedoutbythehousemaid。Buthere\'sagentleman,whocameattendingonMasterTressilian,hasgivenSirHughadraughtthatisworthtwentyofyonun。Ihavespokencunninglywithhim,andabetterfarrieroronewhohathamorejustnotionofhorseanddogailmentIhaveneverseen;andsuchaonewouldneverbeunjusttoaChristianman。\"
\"Afarrier!yousaucygroom——andbywhoseauthority,pray?\"
saidthecurate,risinginsurpriseandindignation;\"orwhowillbewarrantforthisnewphysician?\"
\"Forauthority,anitlikeyourreverence,hehadmine;andforwarrant,ItrustIhavenotbeenfive—and—twentyyearsinthishousewithouthavingrighttowarrantthegivingofadraughttobeastorbody——Iwhocangieadrench,andaball,andbleed,orblister,ifneed,tomyveryself。\"
ThecounsellorsofthehouseofRobsartthoughtitmeettocarrythisinformationinstantlytoTressilian,whoasspeedilysummonedbeforehimWaylandSmith,anddemandedofhim(inprivate,however)bywhatauthorityhehadventuredtoadministeranymedicinetoSirHughRobsart?
\"Why,\"repliedtheartist,\"yourworshipcannotbutrememberthatItoldyouIhadmademoreprogressintomymaster\'s——ImeanthelearnedDoctorDoboobie\'s——mysterythanhewaswillingtoown;
andindeedhalfofhisquarrelandmaliceagainstmewasthat,besidesthatIgotsomethingtoodeepintohissecrets,severaldiscerningpersons,andparticularlyabuxomyoungwidowofAbingdon,preferredmyprescriptionstohis。\"
\"Noneofthybuffoonery,sir,\"saidTressiliansternly。\"Ifthouhasttrifledwithus——muchmore,ifthouhastdoneaughtthatmayprejudiceSirHughRobsart\'shealth,thoushaltfindthygraveatthebottomofatin—mine。\"
\"IknowtoolittleofthegreatARCANUMtoconverttheoretogold,\"saidWaylandfirmly。\"Buttrucetoyourapprehensions,MasterTressilian。Iunderstoodthegoodknight\'scasefromwhatMasterWilliamBadgertoldme;andIhopeIamableenoughtoadministerapoordoseofmandragora,which,withthesleepthatmustneedsfollow,isallthatSirHughRobsartrequirestosettlehisdistraughtbrains。\"
\"Itrustthoudealestfairlywithme,Wayland?\"saidTressilian。
\"Mostfairlyandhonestly,astheeventshallshow,\"repliedtheartist。\"Whatwoulditavailmetoharmthepooroldmanforwhomyouareinterested?——you,towhomIoweitthatGafferPinniewinksisnotevennowrendingmyfleshandsinewswithhisaccursedpincers,andprobingeverymoleinmybodywithhissharpenedawl(amurrainonthehandswhichforgedit!)inordertofindoutthewitch\'smark?——Itrusttoyokemyselfasahumblefollowertoyourworship\'strain,andIonlywishtohavemyfaithjudgedofbytheresultofthegoodknight\'sslumbers。\"
WaylandSmithwasrightinhisprognostication。Thesedativedraughtwhichhisskillhadprepared,andWillBadger\'sconfidencehadadministered,wasattendedwiththemostbeneficialeffects。Thepatient\'ssleepwaslongandhealthful,andthepooroldknightawoke,humbledindeedinthoughtandweakinframe,yetamuchbetterjudgeofwhateverwassubjectedtohisintellectthanhehadbeenforsometimepast。HeresistedforawhiletheproposalmadebyhisfriendsthatTressilianshouldundertakeajourneytocourt,toattempttherecoveryofhisdaughter,andtheredressofherwrongs,insofarastheymightyetberepaired。\"Lethergo,\"hesaid;\"sheisbutahawkthatgoesdownthewind;Iwouldnotbestowevenawhistletoreclaimher。\"Butthoughheforsometimemaintainedthisargument,hewasatlengthconvinceditwashisdutytotaketheparttowhichnaturalaffectioninclinedhim,andconsentthatsucheffortsascouldyetbemadeshouldbeusedbyTressilianinbehalfofhisdaughter。Hesubscribed,therefore,awarrantofattorney,suchasthecurate\'sskillenabledhimtodrawup;forinthosesimpledaystheclergywereoftentheadvisersoftheirflockinlawaswellasingospel。
AllmatterswerepreparedforTressilian\'sseconddeparture,withintwenty—fourhoursafterhehadreturnedtoLidcoteHall;
butonematerialcircumstancehadbeenforgotten,whichwasfirstcalledtotheremembranceofTressilianbyMasterMumblazen。
\"Youaregoingtocourt,MasterTressilian,\"saidhe;\"youwillpleaserememberthatyourblazonrymustbeARGENTandOR——noothertinctureswillpasscurrent。\"Theremarkwasequallyjustandembarrassing。Toprosecuteasuitatcourt,readymoneywasasindispensableeveninthegoldendaysofElizabethasatanysucceedingperiod;anditwasacommoditylittleatthecommandoftheinhabitantsofLidcoteHall。Tressilianwashimselfpoor;
therevenuesofgoodSirHughRobsartwereconsumed,andevenanticipated,inhishospitablemodeofliving;anditwasfinallynecessarythattheheraldwhostartedthedoubtshouldhimselfsolveit。MasterMichaelMumblazendidsobyproducingabagofmoney,containingnearlythreehundredpoundsingoldandsilverofvariouscoinage,thesavingsoftwentyyears,whichhenow,withoutspeakingasyllableuponthesubject,dedicatedtotheserviceofthepatronwhoseshelterandprotectionhadgivenhimthemeansofmakingthislittlehoard。Tressilianaccepteditwithoutaffectingamoment\'shesitation,andamutualgraspofthehandwasallthatpassedbetwixtthem,toexpressthepleasurewhichtheonefeltindedicatinghisalltosuchapurpose,andthatwhichtheotherreceivedfromfindingsomaterialanobstacletothesuccessofhisjourneysosuddenlyremoved,andinamannersounexpected。
WhileTressilianwasmakingpreparationsforhisdepartureearlytheensuingmorning,WaylandSmithdesiredtospeakwithhim,and,expressinghishopethathehadbeenpleasedwiththeoperationofhismedicineinbehalfofSirHughRobsart,addedhisdesiretoaccompanyhimtocourt。ThiswasindeedwhatTressilianhimselfhadseveraltimesthoughtof;fortheshrewdness,alertnessofunderstanding,andvarietyofresourcewhichthisfellowhadexhibitedduringthetimetheyhadtravelledtogether,hadmadehimsensiblethathisassistancemightbeofimportance。ButthenWaylandwasindangerfromthegraspoflaw;andofthisTressilianremindedhim,mentioningsomething,atthesametime,ofthepincersofPinniewinksandthewarrantofMasterJusticeBlindas。WaylandSmithlaughedbothtoscorn。
\"Seeyou,sir!\"saidhe,\"Ihavechangedmygarbfromthatofafarriertoaserving—man;butwereitstillasitwas,lookatmymoustaches。Theynowhangdown;Iwillbutturnthemup,anddyethemwithatincturethatIknowof,andthedevilwouldscarceknowmeagain。\"
Heaccompaniedthesewordswiththeappropriateaction,andinlessthanaminute,bysettingup,hismoustachesandhishair,heseemedadifferentpersonfromhimthathadbutnowenteredtheroom。Still,however,Tressilianhesitatedtoaccepthisservices,andtheartistbecameproportionablyurgent。
\"Ioweyoulifeandlimb,\"hesaid,\"andIwouldfainpayapartofthedebt,especiallyasIknowfromWillBadgeronwhatdangerousserviceyourworshipisbound。Idonot,indeed,pretendtobewhatiscalledamanofmettle,oneofthoserufflingtear—catswhomaintaintheirmaster\'squarrelwithswordandbuckler。Nay,Iamevenoneofthosewhoholdtheendofafeastbetterthanthebeginningofafray。ButIknowthatIcanserveyourworshipbetter,insuchquestasyours,thananyofthesesword—and—daggermen,andthatmyheadwillbeworthanhundredoftheirhands。\"
Tressilianstillhesitated。Heknewnotmuchofthisstrangefellow,andwasdoubtfulhowfarhecouldreposeinhimtheconfidencenecessarytorenderhimausefulattendantuponthepresentemergency。Erehehadcometoadetermination,thetramplingofahorsewasheardinthecourtyard,andMasterMumblazenandWillBadgerbothenteredhastilyintoTressilian\'schamber,speakingalmostatthesamemoment。
\"Hereisaserving—manonthebonniestgreytitIeversee\'dinmylife,\"saidWillBadger,whogotthestart——\"havingonhisarmasilvercognizance,beingafire—drakeholdinginhismouthabrickbat,underacoronetofanEarl\'sdegree,\"saidMasterMumblazen,\"andbearingalettersealedofthesame。\"
Tressiliantooktheletter,whichwasaddressed\"TotheworshipfulMasterEdmundTressilian,ourlovingkinsman——These——
ride,ride,ride——forthylife,forthylife,forthylife。\"Hethenopenedit,andfoundthefollowingcontents:——
\"MASTERTRESSILIAN,OURGOODFRIENDANDCOUSIN,\"Weareatpresentsoillatease,andotherwisesounhappilycircumstanced,thatwearedesiroustohavearoundusthoseofourfriendsonwhoseloving—kindnesswecanmostespeciallyreposeconfidence;amongstwhomweholdourgoodMasterTressilianoneoftheforemostandnearest,bothingoodwillandgoodability。Wethereforeprayyou,withyourmostconvenientspeed,torepairtoourpoorlodging,atSayesCourt,nearDeptford,wherewewilltreatfurtherwithyouofmatterswhichwedeemitnotfittocommituntowriting。Andsowebidyouheartilyfarewell,beingyourlovingkinsmantocommand,\"RATCLIFFE,EARLOFSUSSEX。\"
\"Sendupthemessengerinstantly,WillBadger,\"saidTressilian;
andasthemanenteredtheroom,heexclaimed,\"Ah,Stevens,isityou?howdoesmygoodlord?\"
\"Ill,MasterTressilian,\"wasthemessenger\'sreply,\"andhavingthereforethemoreneedofgoodfriendsaroundhim。\"
\"Butwhatismylord\'smalady?\"saidTressiliananxiously;I
heardnothingofhisbeingill。\"
\"Iknownot,sir,\"repliedtheman;\"heisveryillatease。Theleechesareatastand,andmanyofhishouseholdsuspectfoulpractice—witchcraft,orworse。\"
\"Whatarethesymptoms?\"saidWaylandSmith,steppingforwardhastily。
\"Anan?\"saidthemessenger,notcomprehendinghismeaning。
\"Whatdoesheail?\"saidWayland;\"wherelieshisdisease?\"
ThemanlookedatTressilian,asiftoknowwhetherheshouldanswertheseinquiriesfromastranger,andreceivingasignintheaffirmative,hehastilyenumeratedgraduallossofstrength,nocturnalperspiration,andlossofappetite,faintness,etc。
\"Joined,\"saidWayland,\"toagnawingpaininthestomach,andalowfever?\"
\"Evenso,\"saidthemessenger,somewhatsurprised。
\"Iknowhowthediseaseiscaused,\"saidtheartist,\"andIknowthecause。YourmasterhaseatenofthemannaofSaintNicholas。
Iknowthecuretoo——mymastershallnotsayIstudiedinhislaboratoryfornothing。\"
\"Howmeanyou?\"saidTressilian,frowning;\"wespeakofoneofthefirstnoblesofEngland。Bethinkyou,thisisnosubjectforbuffoonery。\"
\"Godforbid!\"saidWaylandSmith。\"IsaythatIknowthisdisease,andcancurehim。RememberwhatIdidforSirHughRobsart,\"
\"Wewillsetforthinstantly,\"saidTressilian。\"Godcallsus。\"
Accordingly,hastilymentioningthisnewmotiveforhisinstantdeparture,thoughwithoutalludingtoeitherthesuspicionsofStevens,ortheassurancesofWaylandSmith,hetookthekindestleaveofSirHughandthefamilyatLidcoteHall,whoaccompaniedhimwithprayersandblessings,and,attendedbyWaylandandtheEarlofSussex\'sdomestic,travelledwiththeutmostspeedtowardsLondon。
CHAPTERXIII。
Ay,Iknowyouhavearsenic,Vitriol,sal—tartre,argaile,alkaly,Cinoper:Iknowall。——Thisfellow,Captain,Willcomeintimetobeagreatdistiller,Andgiveasay(Iwillnotsaydirectly,Butverynear)atthephilosopher\'sstone。THEALCHEMIST。
Tressilianandhisattendantspressedtheirroutewithalldispatch。Hehadaskedthesmith,indeed,whentheirdeparturewasresolvedon,whetherhewouldnotratherchoosetoavoidBerkshire,inwhichhehadplayedapartsoconspicuous?ButWaylandreturnedaconfidentanswer。HehademployedtheshortintervaltheypassedatLidcoteHallintransforminghimselfinawonderfulmanner。Hiswildandovergrownthicketofbeardwasnowrestrainedtotwosmallmoustachesontheupperlip,turnedupinamilitaryfashion。AtailorfromthevillageofLidcote(wellpaid)hadexertedhisskill,underhiscustomer\'sdirections,soascompletelytoalterWayland\'soutwardman,andtakeofffromhisappearancealmosttwentyyearsofage。
Formerly,besmearedwithsootandcharcoal,overgrownwithhair,andbentdoublewiththenatureofhislabour,disfiguredtoobyhisoddandfantasticdress,heseemedamanoffiftyyearsold。
Butnow,inahandsomesuitofTressilian\'slivery,withaswordbyhissideandabuckleronhisshoulder,helookedlikeagayrufflingserving—man,whoseagemightbebetwixtthirtyandthirty—five,theveryprimeofhumanlife。Hisloutish,savage—
lookingdemeanourseemedequallychanged,intoaforward,sharp,andimpudentalertnessoflookandaction。
WhenchallengedbyTressilian,whodesiredtoknowthecauseofametamorphosissosingularandsoabsolute,Waylandonlyansweredbysingingastavefromacomedy,whichwasthennew,andwassupposed,amongthemorefavourablejudges,toaugursomegeniusonthepartoftheauthor。Wearehappytopreservethecouplet,whichranexactlythus,——
\"Ban,ban,caCaliban——
Getanewmaster——Beanewman。\"
AlthoughTressiliandidnotrecollecttheverses,yettheyremindedhimthatWaylandhadoncebeenastageplayer,acircumstancewhich,ofitself,accountedindifferentlywellforthereadinesswithwhichhecouldassumesototalachangeofpersonalappearance。Theartisthimselfwassoconfidentofhisdisguisebeingcompletelychanged,orofhishavingcompletelychangedhisdisguise,whichmaybethemorecorrectmodeofspeaking,thatheregrettedtheywerenottopassnearhisoldplaceofretreat。