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  theylefther;andremainedpassiveandlimp。

  \"OLadyCicely,\"saidRosa,\"howkindofyoutocome。\"

  \"Howkindofyoutosendtome,\"wasthepolite,butperfectlycoolreply。\"Buthowyouaregwown,and——mayIsayimpwoved?——YoulapetiteLusignan!Itisincwedible,\"lispedherladyship,verycalmly。

  \"Iwasonlyachild,\"saidRosa。\"Youwerealwayssobeautifulandtall,andkindtoalittlemonkeylikeme。Oh,praysitdown,LadyCicely,andtalkofoldtimes。\"

  Shedrewhergentlytothesofa,andtheysatdownhandinhand;

  butLadyCicely\'shigh-bredreservemadeheraverypoorgossipaboutanythingthattouchedherselfandherfamily;soRosa,thoughnoegotist,wasdrawnintotalkingaboutherselfmorethanshewouldhavedonehadshedeliberatelyplannedtheconversation。Butherewasanoldschool-fellow,andasingularlypolitelistener,andsooutcameherlove,hergenuinehappiness,herparticulargriefs,andespeciallythecrowninggrievance,nosociety,mopedtodeath,etc。

  LadyCicelycouldhardlyunderstandthesentimentinawomanwhosoevidentlylovedherhusband。\"Society!\"saidshe,afterduereflection,\"why,itisaboa。\"AndhereImayaswellexplainthatLadyCicelyspokecertainwordsfalsely,andothersaffectedly;andasfortheletterr,shecouldsayitifshemadeaheartyeffort,butwasgenerallytoolazytothrowherlegoverit。\"Society!I\'mdwenchedtodeathwithit。IfIcouldonlycatchfiahlikeotherwomen,andlovesomebody,Iwouldmuchratherhaveatete-a-tetewithhimthangoteawingaboutalldayandallnight,fromoneunintwistingcwowdtoanother。Tobesure,\"saidshe,puzzlingthematterout,\"youareabeauty,andwouldbemorelookedat。\"

  \"Theidea!and——ohno!no!itisnotthat。Buteveninthecountrywehadalwayssomesociety。\"

  \"Well,dyar,believeme,withyourappeawance,youcanhaveasmuchsocietyasyouplease;butitwillboayoutodeath,asitdoesme,andthenyouwilllongtobeleftquietwithasensiblemanwholovesyou。\"

  SaidRosa,\"WhenshallIhaveanothertete-a-tetewithYOU,I

  wonder?Oh,ithasbeensuchacomforttome。Blessyouforcoming。There——IwrotetoCecilia,andEmily,andMrs。Bosanquetthatisnow,andallmyswornfriends,andtothinkofyoubeingtheonetocome——youthatneverkissedmebutonce,andanearl\'sdaughterintothebargain。\"

  Ha!ha!ha!\"——LadyCicelyactuallylaughedforonceinaway,anddidnotfeeltheeffort。\"Asforkissing,\"saidshe,\"ifIfallshawt,fawgiveme。Iwasnevaavewydemonstwative。\"

  \"No;andIhavehadalesson。ThatFlorenceCole——FlorenceWhitingthatwas,youknow——wasalwayskissingme,andshehasturnedoutatraitor。I\'lltellyouallabouther。\"Andshedid。

  LadyCicelythoughtMrs。Stainesalittletoounreservedinherconversation;butwassocharmedwithhersweetnessandfreshnessthatshekeptuptheacquaintance,andcalledonhertwiceaweekduringtheseason。Atfirstshewonderedthathervisitswerenotreturned;butRosaletoutthatshewasashamedtocallonfootinGrosvenorSquare。

  LadyCicelyshruggedherbeautifulshouldersalittleatthat;butshecontinuedtodothevisiting,andtoenjoythesimple,innocentrapturewithwhichshewasreceived。

  Thislady\'spronunciationofmanywordswasfalseoraffected。Shesaid\"goodmurning\"for\"goodmorning,\"andturnedothervowelstodiphthongs,andplayedtwoorthreeprankswithher\"r\'s。\"Butwecannotbeallimperfection:withherpronunciationherfollycametoafullstop。Ireallybelieveshelispedlessnonsenseandbadtasteinayearthansomeofusarticulateinaday。Tobesure,follyisgenerallyutteredinahurry,andshewastoodeplorablylazytospeakfastonanyoccasionwhatever。

  OnedayMrs。Stainestookherup-stairs,andshowedherfromthebackwindowherhusbandpacingtheyard,waitingforpatients。

  LadyCicelyfoldedherarms,andcontemplatedhimatfirstwithasortofzoologicalcuriosity。Gentlemanpacingbackyard,likehyena,shehadneverseenbefore。

  Atlastsheopenedhermouthinawhisper,\"Whatishedoing?\"

  \"Waitingforpatients。\"

  \"Oh!Waiting——for——patients?\"

  \"Forpatientsthatnevercome,andneverwillcome。\"

  \"Cuwious!HowlittleIknowoflife。\"

  \"Itisthatallday,dear,orelsewriting。\"

  LadyCicely,withhereyesfixedonStaines,madeamotionwithherhandthatshewasattending。

  \"Andtheywon\'tpublishawordhewrites。\"

  \"Poorman!\"

  \"Niceforme;isitnot?\"

  \"Ibegintounderstand,\"saidLadyCicelyquietly;andsoonafterretiredwithherinvariablecomposure。

  Meantime,Dr。Staines,likeagoodhusband,hadthrownoutoccasionalhintstoMrs。Lucasthathehadawife,beautiful,accomplished,moped。Morethanthat,hewentsofarastoregrettoherthatMrs。Staines,beinginaneighborhoodnewtohim,sawsolittlesociety;themoreso,asshewasformedtoshine,andhadnotbeenusedtoseclusion。

  AllthesehintsfelldeadonMrs。Lucas。Ahandsomeandskilfuldoctorwaswelcometoher:hiswife——thatwasquiteanothermatter。

  ButonedayMrs。LucassawLadyCicelyTreherne\'scarriagestandingatthedoor。Thestyleofthewholeturnoutimpressedher。Shewonderedwhoseitwas。

  Onanotheroccasionshesawitdriveup,andtheladygetout。Sherecognizedher;andtheverynextdaythisparvenuesaidadroitly,\"Now,Dr。Staines,reallyyoucan\'tbeallowedtohideyourwifeinthisway。Stainesstared。WhynotintroducehertomenextWednesday?Itismynight。Iwouldgiveadinnerexpresslyforher;butIdon\'tliketodothatwhilemyhusbandisinNaples。\"

  WhenStainescarriedtheinvitationtohiswife,shewasdelighted,andkissedhimwithchildishfrankness。

  Buttheverynextmomentshebecamethoughtful,uneasy,depressed。

  \"Oh,dear;I\'venothingtowear。\"

  \"Oh,nonsense,Rosa。Yourweddingoutfit。\"

  \"Theidea!Ican\'tgoasabride。It\'snotamasquerade。\"

  \"Butyouhaveotherdresses。\"

  \"Allgoneby,moreorless;ornotfitforsuchpartiesasSHE

  gives。Ahundredcarriages!\"

  \"Bringthemdown,andletmeseethem。\"

  \"Ohyes。\"Andthelady,whohadnothingtowear,paradedaveryfairshowofdresses。

  Stainessawsomethingtoadmireinallofthem。Mrs。Stainesfoundmoretoobjecttoineach。

  Atlasthefelluponasilver-graysilk,ofsuperlativequality。

  \"That!Itisasoldasthehills,\"shriekedRosa。

  \"Itlooksjustoutoftheshop。Come,tellthetruth;howoftenhaveyouwornit?\"

  \"IworeitbeforeIwasmarried。\"

  \"Ay,buthowoften?\"

  \"Twice。Threetimes,Ibelieve。\"

  \"Ithoughtso。Itisgoodasnew。\"

  \"ButIhavehaditsolongbyme。IhadittwoyearsbeforeImadeitup。\"

  \"Whatdoesthatmatter?Doyouthinkthepeoplecantellhowlongadresshasbeenlurkinginyourwardrobe?Thisischildish,Rosa。

  There,withthisdressasgoodasnew,andyourbeauty,youwillbeasmuchadmired,andperhapshated,asyourheartcandesire。\"

  \"Iamafraidnot,\"saidRosanaively。\"Oh,howIwishIhadknownaweekago。\"

  \"Iamverythankfulyoudidnot,\"saidStainesdryly。

  Atteno\'clockMrs。Staineswasnearlydressed;ataquarterpasttenshedemandedtenminutes;athalf-pasttenshesoughtareprieve;ataquartertoeleven,beingassuredthatthestreetwasfullofcarriages,whichhadputdownatMrs。Lucas\'s,sheconsentedtoemerge;andinaminutetheywereatthehouse。

  Theywereshownfirstintoacloak-room,andthenintoatea-room,andthenmountedthestairs。Oneservanttooktheirnames,andbawledthemtoanotherfouryardsoff,hetoanotheraboutasnear,andsoon;andtheyedgedthemselvesintotheroom,notyettoocrowdedtomovein。

  Theyhadnottakenmanysteps,onthechanceoffindingtheirhostess,whenaslightbuzzarose,andseemedtofollowthem。

  Rosawonderedwhatthatwas;butonlyforamoment;sheobservedatall,stout,aquilinewomanfixaneyeofbitter,diabolical,malignanthatredonher;andassheadvanced,uglynoseswerecockeddisdainfully,andscraggyshoulderselevatedattheriskofsendingthebonesthroughtheleather,andatitterortwoshotafterher。Awoman\'sinstinctgaveherthekeyatonce;thesexeshadcomplimentedheratsight;eachintheirway;themenwithrespectfuladmiration;thewomen,withtheirinflammablejealousyandreadyhatredinanotherofthequalitytheyvaluemostinthemselves。Butthecountrygirlwastoomanyforthem:shewouldneitherseenorbear,butmovedsedatelyon,andcalmlycrushedthemwithherSouthernbeauty。Theirdry,powderedfacescouldnotlivebythesideofherglowingskin,withnature\'sdelicateglossuponit,andtherichbloodmantlingbelowit。Thegot-upbeauties,i。e。,themajority,seemedliterallytofadeandwitherasshepassed。

  Mrs。Lucasgottoher,suppressedaslightmaternalpang,havingdaughterstomarry,andtookherlineinamoment;herewasadecoyduck。Mrs。Lucaswasallgraciousness,madeacquaintance,andtookalittleturnwithher,introducinghertooneortwopersons;

  amongtherest,tothemalignantwoman,Mrs。Barr。Mrs。Barr,onthis,ceasedtolookdaggersandsubstitutedicicles;butonthehatefulbeautymovingaway,droppedtheicicles,andresumedtheponiards。

  Theroomsfilled;theheatbecameoppressive,andthemixedodorsofflowers,scents,andperspiringhumanity,sickening。Some,unabletobearit,trickledoutoftheroom,andsatalldownthestairs。

  Rosabegantofeelfaint。Upcameatall,sprightlygirl,whosepertnesswasredeemedbyacertainbonhomie,andsaid,\"Mrs。

  Staines,Ibelieve?Iamtomakemyselfagreeabletoyou。Thatistheorderfromheadquarters。\"

  \"MissLucas,\"saidStaines。

  Shejerkedalittleoff-handbowtohim,andsaid,\"Willyoutrusthertomeforfiveminutes?\"

  \"Certainly。\"Buthedidnotmuchlikeit。

  MissLucascarriedheroff,andtoldDr。Staines,overhershoulder,nowhecouldflirttohisheart\'scontent。

  \"Thankyou,\"saidhedryly。\"I\'llawaityourreturn。\"

  \"Oh,therearesomemuchgreaterflirtsherethanIam,\"saidthereadyMissLucas;andwhisperingsomethinginMrs。Staines\'sear,suddenlyglidedwithherbehindacurtain,pressedasortofbuttonfixedtoalooking-glassdoor。Thedooropened,andbeholdtheywereinadeliciousplace,forwhichIcanhardlyfindaword,sinceitwasaboudoirandaconservatoryinone:alargeoctagon,thewallslinedfromfloortoceilingwithlooking-glassesofmoderatewidth,atintervals,andwithcreepersthatcoveredtheinterveningspacesofthewall,andweretrainedsoastobreaktheoutlineoftheglasseswithoutgreatlycloudingthereflection。

  Ferns,ingreatvariety,weregroupedinadeepcrescent,andinthebightofthisgreenbaywereasmalltableandchairs。Astherewerenohot-houseplants,thetemperaturewasverycool,comparedwiththereekingoventheyhadescaped;andalittlefountainbubbled,andfedalittlemeanderinggutterthattrickledawayamongtheferns;itrancrystalclearoverlittlebrightpebblesandshells。Itdidnotalwaysrun,youunderstand;butMissLucasturnedasecrettap,andstartedit。

  \"Oh,howheavenly!\"saidRosa,withasighofrelief;\"andhowgoodofyoutobringmehere!\"

  \"Yes;byrightsIoughttohavewaitedtillyoufainted。Butthereisnomakingacquaintanceamongallthosepeople。Mammawillasksuchcrowds;oneislikeaflyinaglue-pot。\"

  MissLucashadgoodnature,smartness,andanimalspirits;hencearoseavivacityandfluencythatwereoftenamusing,andpassedforveryclever。Reserveshehadnone;wouldtalkaboutstrangers,orfriends,herself,hermother,herGod,andthelastbuffoon-

  singer,inabreath。AtahintfromRosa,shetoldherwhotheladyinthepinkdresswas,andtheladyinthevioletvelvet,andsoon;foreachladywasdefinedbyherdress,and,moreorless,quizzedbythisshow-woman,notexactlyoutofmalice,butbecauseitissmarterandmorenaturaltodecrythantopraise,andalittlemedisanceisthespicetogossip,belongstoit,asmintsaucetolamb。Sotheychattedaway,andwerepleasedwitheachother,andmadefriends,andthere,incoolgrot,quiteforgotthesufferingsoftheirfellow-creaturesintheadjacentTurkishbath,ycleptsociety。ItwasRosawhofirstrecollectedherself。\"WillnotMrs。Lucasbeangrywithme,ifIkeepyoualltomyself?\"

  \"Ohno;butI\'mafraidwemustgointothehot-houseagain。Ilikethegreenhousebest,withsuchanicecompanion。\"

  Theyslippednoiselesslyintothethrongagain,andwriggledabout,MissLucaspresentinghernewfriendtoseveralladiesandgentlemen。

  PresentlyStainesfoundthem,andthenMissLucaswriggledaway;

  andinduecoursetheroomwasthinnedbymanyguestsdrivingoffhome,ortoballs,andotherreceptions,andDr。StainesandMrs。

  StaineswenthometotheBijou。Herethephysicianprescribedbed;

  buttheladywouldnothearofsuchathinguntilshehadtalkeditallover。Sotheycomparednotes,andRosatoldhimhowwellshehadgotonwithMissLucas,andmadeafriendship。\"Butforthat,\"

  saidshe,\"IshouldbesorryIwentamongthosepeople,suchadowdy。\"

  \"Dowdy!\"saidStaines。\"Why,youstormedthetown;youwerethegreatsuccessofthenight,and,forallIknow,oftheseason。\"

  Thewretchdeliveredthiswithunbecomingindifference。

  \"Itistoobadtomockme,Christie。Wherewereyoureyes?\"

  \"Tothebestofmyrecollection,theywereoneoneachsideofmynose。\"

  \"Yes,butsomepeopleareeyesandnoeyes。\"

  \"Iscorntheimputation;tryme。\"

  \"Verywell。Thendidyouseethatladyinsky-bluesilk,embroideredwithflowers,andflouncedwithwhitevelvet,andthecorsagepointlace;andoh,suchemeralds?\"

  \"Idid;atall,skinnywoman,witheyesresemblingherjewelsincolor,thoughnotinbrightness。\"

  \"Nevermindhereyes;itisherdressIamspeakingof。Exquisite;

  andwhatacoiffure!Well,didyouseeHERintheblackvelvet,trimmedsodeepwithChantillylace,waveonwave,andherhead-

  dressofcrimsonflowers,andsuchariviereofdiamonds;oh,dear!

  oh,dear!\"

  \"Idid,love。Theroomwasanoven,butherrubicundfaceandsuffocatingcostumemadeitseemafurnace。\"

  \"Stuff!Well,didyouseetheladyinthecorn-coloredsilk,andpoppiesinherhair?\"

  \"OfcourseIdid。Ceresinperson。Shemademefeelhot,too;butIcooledmyselfabitatherpale,sicklyface。\"

  \"Nevermindtheirfaces;thatisnotthepoint。\"

  \"Oh,excuseme;itisalwaysapointwithusbenightedmales,alleyesandnoeyes。\"

  \"Well,then,theladyinwhite,withcherry-velvetbands,andawhitetunicloopedwithcrimson,andheaddressofwhiteillusion,alavierge,Ithinktheycallit。\"

  \"Itwasveryrefreshing;andadaptedtothatawfulatmosphere。ItwasthenearestapproachtonudityIeversaw,evenamongstfashionablepeople。\"

  \"Itwaslovely;andthenthatsuperbfigureinwhiteillusionandgold,withallthosenarrowflouncesoverherslipofwhitesilkglacee,andawreathofwhiteflowers,withgoldwheatearsamongstthem,inherhair;andoh!oh!oh!herpearls,oriental,andasbigasalmonds!\"

  \"Andoh!oh!oh!hernose!reddish,andaslongasawoodcock\'s。\"

  \"Noses!noses!stupid!Thatisnotwhatstrikesyoufirstinawomandressedlikeanangel。\"

  \"Well,ifyouweretorunupagainstthatone,asInearlydid,hernoseWOULDbethethingthatwouldstrikeyoufirst。Nose!itwasarostrum!thespear-headofGoliah。\"

  \"Now,don\'t,Christopher。Thisisnolaughingmatter。Doyoumeanyouwerenotashamedofyourwife?Iwas。\"

  \"No,Iwasnot;youhadbutonerival;averyyounglady,wisebeforeherage;ablonde,withvioleteyes。Shewasdressedinlightmauve-coloredsilk,withoutasingleflounce,oranyothertomfoolerytofritterawaythesheenandcolorofanexquisitematerial;hersunnyhairwasanotherwaveofcolor,wreathedwithathinlineofwhitejessamineflowerscloselywoven,thatscentedtheair。Thisgirlwasthemoonofthatassembly,andyouwerethesun。\"

  \"Ineverevensawher。\"

  \"Eyesandnoeyes。Shesawyou,andsaid,\'Oh,whatabeautifulcreature!\'forIheardher。Asfortheoldstagers,whomyouadmireso,theirfaceswereallcloggedwithpowder,theporesstoppedup,thetruetextureoftheskinabolished。Theylookeddownrightnasty,wheneveryouorthatyounggirlpassedbythem。

  Thenitwasyousawtowhatafrightfulextentwomenaregotupinourday,evenyoungwomen,andrespectablewomen。No,Rosa,dresscandolittleforyou;youhavebeauty——realbeauty。\"

  \"Beauty!Thatpassesunnoticed,unlessoneiswelldressed。\"

  \"ThenwhatanobscurepairtheApolloBelvidereandtheVenusdeMedicismustbe。\"

  \"Oh!theyaredressed——inmarble。\"

  ChristopherStainesstaredfirst,thensmiled。

  \"Welldone,\"saidhe,admiringly。\"ThatISaknockdownblow。Sonowyouhavesilencedyourhusband,goyoutobeddirectly。I

  can\'taffordyoudiamonds;soIwilltakecareofthatlittleinsignificanttrifle,yourbeauty。\"

  Mrs。StainesandMrs。Lucasexchangedcalls,andsoonMrs。Stainescouldnolongercomplainshewasoutoftheworld。Mrs。Lucasinvitedhertoeveryparty,becauseherbeautywasaninstrumentofattractionsheknewhowtouse;andMissLucastookadownrightfancytoher;droveherinthepark,andonSundaystotheZoologicalGardens,justbeginningtobefashionable。

  TheLucasesrentedaboxattheopera,andifitwasnotletatthelibrarybysixo\'clock,andifotherengagementspermitted,wordwassentroundtoMrs。Staines,asamatterofcourse,andshewastakentotheopera。ShebeganalmosttoliveattheLucases,andtobeoftenerfatiguedthanmoped。

  Theusualorderofthingswasinverted;themaidenladyeducatedthematron;forMissLucasknewallabouteverybodyinthePark,honorableordishonorable;allthescandals,andalltheflirtations;andwhateversheknew,sherelatedpoint-blank。Beingasinquisitiveasvoluble,shesoonlearnedhowMrs。Stainesandherhusbandweresituated。Shetookuponhertoadviseherinmanythings,andespeciallyimpresseduponherthatDr。Stainesmustkeepacarriage,ifhewantedtogetoninmedicine。ThepieceofadviceaccordedsowellwithRosa\'swishes,thatsheurgeditonherhusbandagainandagain。

  Heobjectedthatnomoneywascomingin,andthereforeitwouldbeinsanetoaddtotheirexpenses。Rosapersisted,andatlastworriedStaineswithherimportunity。Hebegantogiverathershortanswers。ThenshequotedMissLucasagainsthim。Hetreatedtheauthoritywithmarkedcontempt;andthenRosafiredupalittle。ThenStainesheldhispeace;butdidnotbuyacarriagetovisithisnopatients。

  SoatlastRosacomplainedtoLadyCicelyTreherne,andmadeherthejudgebetweenherhusbandandherself。LadyCicelydrawledoutapromptbutpoliterefusaltoplaythatpart。Allthatcouldbeelicitedfromher,andthatwithdifficulty,was,\"Whyquallwithyourhusbandaboutacawwige;heisyourbestfwiend。\"

  \"Ah,thatheis,\"saidRosa;\"butMissLucasisagoodfriend,andsheknowstheworld。Wedon\'t;neitherChristophernorI。\"

  Soshecontinuedtonagatherhusbandaboutit,andtosaythathewasthrowinghisonlychanceaway。

  Galledashewasbyneglect,thiswasirritating,andatlasthecouldnothelptellinghershewasunreasonable。\"Youliveagaylife,andIasadone。Iconsenttothis,andletyougoaboutwiththeseLucases,becauseyouweresodull;butyoushouldnotconsulttheminourprivateaffairs。Theirinterferenceisindelicateandimproper。IwillnotsetupacarriagetillIhavepatientstovisit。Iamsickofseeingourcapitaldwindle,andnoincomecreated。IwillneversetupacarriagetillIhavetakenahundred-guineafee。\"

  \"Oh!Thenweshallgosplashingthroughthemudallourdays。\"

  \"Orrideinacab,\"saidChristopher,withaquietdoggednessthatleftnohopeofhisyielding。

  OneafternoonMissLucascalledforMrs。StainestodriveinthePark,butdidnotcomeup-stairs;itwasanengagement,andsheknewMrs。Staineswouldbeready,ornearly。Mrs。Staines,nottokeepherwaiting,camedownratherhastily,andintheverypassagewhippedoutofherpocketalittleglass,andalittlepowderpuff,andpuffedherfacealloverinatrice。Shewasthengoingout;

  butherhusbandcalledherintothestudy。\"Rosa,mydear,\"saidhe,\"youweregoingoutwithadirtyface。\"

  \"Oh!\"criedshe,\"givemeaglass。\"

  \"Thereisnoneedofthat。Allyouwantisabasinandsomenicerain-water。Ikeepalittlereservoirofit。\"

  Hethenhandedherthesamewithgreatpoliteness。Shelookedinhiseye,andsawhewasnottobetrifledwith。Shecompliedlikealamb,andtheheavenlycolorandvelvetglossthatresultedwereadmirable。

  Hekissedherandsaid,\"Ah!nowyouaremyRosaagain。Obligemebyhandingoverthatpowder-pufftome。\"Shelookedvexed,butcomplied。\"WhenyoucomebackIwilltellyouwhy。\"

  \"Youareapest,\"saidMrs。Staines,andsojoinedherfriend,rosywithrain-waterandarub。

  \"Dearme,howhandsomeyoulookto-day!\"wasMissLucas\'sfirstremark。

  Rosaneverdreamedthatrain-waterandrubcouldbethecauseofherlookingsowell。

  \"Itismytiresomehusband,\"saidshe。\"Heobjectstopowder,andhehastakenawaymypuff。\"

  \"Andyoustoodthat?\"

  \"Obligedto。\"

  \"Why,youpoor-spiritedlittlecreature,Ishouldliketoseeahusbandpresumetointerferewithmeinthosethings。Here,takemine。\"

  Rosahesitatedalittle。\"Well——no——Ithinknot。\"

  MissLucaslaughedather,andquizzedhersoonherallowingamantointerfereinsuchsacredthingsasdressandcosmetics,thatshecamebackirritatedwithherhusband,andgavehimashortanswerortwo。Thenheaskedwhatwasthematter。

  \"Youtreatmelikeachild——takingawaymyverypuff。\"

  \"Itreatyoulikeabeautifulflower,thatnobadgardenershallwitherwhilstIamhere。\"

  \"Whatnonsense!Howcouldthatwitherme?Itisonlyvioletpowder——whattheyputonbabies。\"

  \"AndwhoaretheHerodsthatputitonbabies?\"

  \"Theirownmothers,thatlovethemtentimesmorethanthefathersdo。\"

  \"Andkillahundredofthemforoneamaneverkills。Mothers!——

  themostwholesalehomicidesinthenation。Wewillexamineyourviolet-powder:bringitdownhere。\"

  Whileshewasgonehesentforabreakfast-cupfulofflour,andwhenshecamebackhehadhisscalesout,andbeggedhertoputateaspoonfulofflourintoonescaleandofvioletpowderintoanother。Theflourkickedthebeam,asHomerexpresseshimself。

  \"Putanotherspoonfulofflour。\"

  Theonespoonfulofvioletpowderoutweighedthetwoofflour。

  \"Now,\"saidStaines,\"doesnotthatshowyouthepresenceofamineralinyourvegetablepowder?Isupposetheytellyouitismadeofwhitevioletsdried,andtrituratedinadiamondmill。Letusfindoutwhatmetalitis。Weneednotgoverydeepintochemistryforthat。\"Hethenappliedasimpletest,anddetectedthepresenceofleadinlargequantities。Thenhelecturedher:

  \"Invisibleperspirationisaprocessofnaturenecessarytohealthandtolife。Theskinismadeporousforthatpurpose。Youcankillanybodyinanhourortwobyclosingthepores。Acertaininfallibleass,calledPopeLeoXII。,killedalittleboyintwohours,bygildinghimtoadornthepageantofhisfirstprocessionasPope。Butwhatisdeathtothewholebodymustbeinjurioustoapart。Whatmadness,then,toclogtheporesofsolargeandimportantasurfaceastheface,andchecktheinvisibleperspiration:howmuchmoretoinsertleadintoyoursystemeverydayofyourlife;acumulativepoison,andonesodeadlyandsosubtle,thattheSheffieldfile-cuttersdieintheirprime,frommerelyhammeringonaleadenanvil。Andwhatdoyougainbythissuicidalhabit?Noplumhasasweeterbloomormoredelicioustexturethantheskinofyouryoungface;butthismineralfilthhidesthatdelicatetexture,andsubstitutesadry,uniformappearance,morelikeacertainkindofleprosythanhealth。

  Naturemadeyourfacetherivalofpeaches,roses,lilies;andyousay,\'No;IknowbetterthanmyCreatorandmyGod;myfaceshallbelikeadustymiller\'s。\'Gointoanyflour-mill,andthereyoushallseemenwithfacesexactlylikeyourfriendMissLucas\'s。

  Butbeforeamillergoestohissweetheart,healwayswasheshisface。Youladieswouldnevergetamillerdowntoyourlevelinbrains。Itisamiller\'sDIRTYfaceourmono-maniacsofwomanimitate,notthefaceamillergoesa-courtingwith。\"

  \"La!whatafussaboutnothing!\"

  \"Aboutnothing!Isyourhealthnothing?Isyourbeautynothing?

  Well,then,itwillcostyounothingtopromisemenevertoputpowderonyourfaceagain。\"

  \"Verywell,Ipromise。Nowwhatwillyoudoforme?\"

  \"Workforyou——writeforyou——sufferforyou——beself-denyingforyou——andevengivemyselfthepainofdisappointingyounowandthen——lookingforwardtothetimewhenIshallbeabletosay\'Yes\'

  toeverythingyouaskme。Ah!child,youlittleknowwhatitcostsmetosay\'No\'toYOU。\"

  Rosaputherarmsroundhimandacquiesced。Shewasoneofthosewhogowiththelastspeaker;but,forthatveryreason,theeternalcompanionshipofsoflightyandflirtyagirlasMissLucaswasinjurioustoher。

  OnedayLadyCicelyTrehernewassittingwithMrs。Staines,smilinglanguidlyathertalk,andoccasionallydrawlingoutalittleplaingoodsense,whenincameMissLucas,withhertonguewellhung,asusual,anddashedintotwentytopicsintenminutes。

  Thisyoungladyinherdiscoursewaslikethoselittleoilybeetlesyouseeinsmallponds,whosewholelifeisspentintacking——

  confoundthemforit!——generallyatrightangles。WhattheyareinnavigationwasMissLucasinconversation:tackedsoeternallyfromtopictotopic,thatnomanonearth,andnoteverywoman,couldfollowher。

  Atthesightandsoundofher,LadyCicelycongealedandstiffened。

  EasyandunpretendingwithMrs。Staines,shewasalldignity,andevenmajesty,inthepresenceofthischatterbox;andthesmoothnesswithwhichthetransfigurationwasaccomplishedmarkedthataccomplishedactressthehigh-bredwomanoftheworld。

  Rosa,betterabletoestimatethechangeofmannerthanMissLucaswas,whodidnotknowhowlittlethisSawnywasafflictedwithmisplaceddignity,lookedwistfullyanddistressedather。LadyCicelysmiledkindlyinreply,rose,withoutseemingtohurry,——

  catchhercondescendingtoberudetoCharlotteLucas,——andtookherdeparture,withaprofoundandmostgraciouscourtesytotheladywhohaddrivenheraway。

  Mrs。Stainessawherdown-stairs,andsaid,ruefully,\"IamafraidyoudonotlikemyfriendMissLucas。Sheisagreatrattle,butsogood-naturedandclever。\"

  LadyCicelyshookherhead。\"Clevaapeopledon\'ttalksomuchnonsensebeforestrangaas。\"

  \"Oh,dear!\"saidRosa。\"Iwasinhopesyouwouldlikeher。\"

  \"DoYOUlikeher?\"

  \"IndeedIdo;butIshallnot,ifshedrivesanolderfriendaway。\"

  \"Mydyah,I\'mnoteasilydwivenfromthoseIesteem。Butyouundastandthatisnotawomanformetomispwonowncemy\'ah\'sbefaw——NORFORYOUTOMAKEABOSOMFWIENDOF——WOSASTAINES。\"

  Shesaidthiswithasuddenmaternalsolemnityandkindnessthatcontrastednoblyandstrangelywithheryea-naystyle,andMrs。

  Stainesrememberedthewordsyearsaftertheywerespoken。

  ItsohappenedthatafterthisMrs。StainesreceivednomorevisitsfromLadyCicelyforsometime,andthatvexedher。Sheknewhersexenoughtobeawarethattheyareveryjealous,andshepermittedherselftothinkthatthishigh-mindedSawnywasjealousofMissLucas。

  Thisidea,foundedonageneralestimateofhersex,wasdispelledbyafewlinesfromLadyCicely,tosayherfamilyandherselfwereindeepdistress;herbrother,LordAyscough,laydyingfromanaccident。

  ThenRosawasallremorse,andrandowntoStainestotellhim。

  Shefoundhimwithanopenletterinhishand。ItwasfromDr。

  Barr,andonthesamesubject。Thedoctor,whohadalwaysbeenfriendlytohim,invitedhimtocomedownatoncetoHallowtreeHall,inHuntingdonshire,toaconsultation。Therewasafriendlyintimationtostartatonce,asthepatientmightdieanymoment。

  Husbandandwifeembracedeachotherinatumultofsurprisedthankfulness。Afewnecessarieswerethrownintoacarpet-bag,andDr。StaineswassoonwhirledintoHuntingdonshire。Havingtelegraphedbeforehand,hewasmetatthestationbytheearl\'scarriageandpeople,anddriventotheHall。Hewasreceivedbyanold,silver-hairedbutler,lookingverysad,whoconductedhimtoaboudoir;andthenwentandtappedgentlyatthedoorofthepatient\'sroom。Itwasopenedandshutverysoftly,andLadyCicely,dressedinblack,andlookingpalerthanever,cameintotheroom。

  \"Dr。Staines,Ithink?\"

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