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  Hebowed。

  \"Thankyouforcomingsopromptly。Dr。Barrisgone。Ifearhethinks——hethinks——ODr。Staines——nosignoflifebutinhispoorhands,thatkeepmovingnightandday。\"

  Staineslookedverygraveatthat。LadyCicelyobservedit,and,faintatheart,couldsaynomore,butledthewaytothesick-

  room。

  Thereinaspaciouschamber,lightedbyagrandorielwindowandtwosidewindows,layrank,title,wealth,andyouth,strickendowninamomentbyacommonaccident。Thesufferer\'sfacewasbloodless,hiseyesfixed,andnosignsoflifebutinhisthumbs,andtheykeptworkingwithstrangeregularity。

  Intheroomwereanurseandthesurgeon;theneighboringphysician,whohadcalledinDr。Barr,hadjustpaidhisvisitandgoneaway。

  LadyCicelyintroducedDr。StainesandMr。White,andthenDr。

  Stainesstoodandfixedhiseyesonthepatientinprofoundsilence。LadyCicelyscannedhiscountenancesearchingly,andwasstruckwiththeextraordinarypowerandintensityitassumedinexaminingthepatient;buttheresultwasnotencouraging。Dr。

  Staineslookedgraveandgloomy。

  Atlast,withoutremovinghiseyefromtherecumbentfigure,hesaidquietlytoMr。White,\"Thrownfromhishorse,sir。\"

  \"Horsefellonhim,Dr。Staines。\"

  \"Anyvisibleinjuries?\"

  \"Yes。Severecontusions,andaribbrokenandpresseduponthelungs。Ireplacedandsetit。Willyousee?\"

  \"Ifyouplease。\"

  Heexaminedandfeltthepatient,andsaidithadbeenablydone。

  Thenhewassilentandsearching。

  Atlasthespokeagain。\"Themotionofthethumbscorrespondsexactlywithhispulse。\"

  \"Isthatso,sir?\"

  \"Itis。Thecaseiswithoutaparallel。Howlonghashebeenso?\"

  \"Nearlyaweek。\"

  \"Impossible!\"

  \"Itisso,sir。\"

  LadyCicelyconfirmedthis。

  \"Allthebetter,\"saidDr。Stainesuponreflection。\"Well,sir,\"

  saidhe,\"thevisibleinjurieshavingbeenablyrelieved,Ishalllookanotherwayforthecause。\"Then,afteranotherpause,\"I

  musthavehisheadshaved。\"

  LadyCicelydemurredalittletothis;butDr。Stainesstoodfirm,andhislordship\'svaletundertookthejob。

  Stainesdirectedhimwheretobegin;andwhenhehadmadeacirculartonsureonthetopofthehead,haditspongedwithtepidwater。

  \"Ithoughtso,\"saidhe。\"Hereisthemischief;\"andhepointedtoaveryslightindentationontheleftsideofthepiamater。

  \"Observe,\"saidhe,\"thereisnocorrespondingindentationontheotherside。Underneaththistriflingdepressionaminutepieceofboneisdoubtlesspressingonthemostsensitivepartofthebrain。

  Hemustbetrephined。\"

  Mr。White\'seyessparkled。

  \"Youareanhospitalsurgeon,sir?\"

  \"Yes,Dr。Staines。Ihavenofearoftheoperation。\"

  \"ThenIhandthepatientovertoyou。Thecaseatpresentisentirelysurgical。\"

  Whitewasdrivenhome,andsoonreturnedwiththerequisiteinstruments。Theoperationwasneatlyperformed,andthenLadyCicelywascalledin。Shecametrembling;herbrother\'sfingerswerestillworking,butnotsoregularly。

  \"ThatisonlyHABIT,\"saidStaines;\"itwillsoonleaveoff,nowthecauseisgone。\"

  And,trulyenough,inaboutfiveminutesthefingersbecamequiet。

  Theeyesbecamehumannext;andwithinhalfanhouraftertheoperationtheearlgavealittlesigh。

  LadyCicelyclaspedherhands,andutteredalittlecryofdelight。

  \"Thiswillnotdo,\"saidStaines,\"Ishallhaveyouscreamingwhenhespeaks。\"

  \"Oh,Dr。Staines!willheeverspeak?\"

  \"Ithinkso,andverysoon。Sobeonyourguard。\"

  Thisstrangescenereacheditsclimaxsoonafter,bytheearlsaying,quietly,——

  \"Areherkneesbroke,Tom?\"

  LadyCicelyutteredalittlescream,butinstantlysuppressedit。

  \"No,mylord,\"saidStaines,smartly;\"onlyrubbedabit。Youcangotosleep,mylord。I\'lltakecareofthemare。\"

  \"Allright,\"saidhislordship;andcomposedhimselftoslumber。

  Dr。Staines,attheearnestrequestofLadyCicely,stayedallnight;andincourseofthedayadvisedherhowtonursethepatient,sincebothphysicianandsurgeonhaddonewithhim。

  Hesaidthepatient\'sbrainmightbeirritableforsomedays,andnowomeninsilkdressesorcrinoline,orcreakingshoes,mustentertheroom。Hetoldherthenursewasevidentlyaclumsywoman,andwouldbelettingthingsfall。Shehadbettergetsomeoldsoldierusedtonursing。\"Anddon\'twhisperintheroom,\"saidhe;\"nothingirritatesthemworse;anddon\'tletanybodyplayapianowithinhearing;butinadayortwoyoumaytryhimwithslowandcontinuousmusiconthefluteorviolinifyoulike。Don\'ttouchhisbedsuddenly;don\'tsitonitorleanonit。Dolesunlightintohisroombydegrees;andwhenhecanbearit,drenchhimwithit。Nevermindwhattheoldschooltellyou。Aboutthesethingstheyknowagooddeallessthannothing。\"

  LadyCicelyreceivedallthislikeanoracle。

  ThecurewastelegraphedtoDr。Barr,andhewasrequestedtosettlethefee。Hewasnotthemantounderselltheprofession,andwasjealousofnobody,havingalargepractice,andaverywealthywife。Sohetelegraphedback——\"Fiftyguineas,andaguineaamilefromLondon。\"

  So,asChristopherStainessatatanearlybreakfast,withthecarriagewaitingtotakehimtothetrain,twonoteswerebroughthimonasalver。

  TheywerebothdirectedbyLadyCicelyTreherne。Oneofthemcontainedafewkindandfeelingwordsofgratitudeandesteem;theother,acheck,drawnbytheearl\'ssteward,foronehundredandthirtyguineas。

  HebowleduptoLondon,andtolditalltoRosa。Shesparkledwithpride,affection,andjoy。

  \"Now,whosaysyouarenotagenius?\"shecried。\"Ahundredandthirtyguineasforonefee!Now,ifyouloveyourwifeasshelovesyou——youwillsetupabrougham。\"

  CHAPTERVIII。

  DoctorStainesbeggedleavetodistinguish;hehadnotsaidhewouldsetupacarriageatthefirstonehundredguineafee,butonlythathewouldnotsetuponebefore。Therearemisguidedpeoplewhowouldcallthislogic:butRosasaiditwasequivocating,andurgedhimsowarmlythatatlastheburstout,\"Whocangoonforeversaying\'No,\'totheonlycreatureheloves?\"——andcaved。Inforty-eighthoursmoreabroughamwaitedatMrs。Staines\'sdoor。TheservantengagedtodriveitwasAndrewPearman,abachelor,and,hitherto,anunder-groom。Hereadilyconsentedtobecoachman,andtodocertaindomesticworkaswell。

  SoMrs。Staineshadaman-servantaswellasacarriage。

  Erelong,threeorfourpatientscalled,orwrote,oneaftertheother。TheseRosasetdowntobrougham,andcrowed;sheevencrowedtoLadyCicelyTreherne,towhoseinfluence,andnottobrougham\'s,everyoneofthesepatientswasowing。LadyCicelykissedher,anddemurelyenjoyedthepoorsoul\'sself-satisfaction。

  Staineshimself,whilehedrovetoorfromthesepatients,feltmoresanguine,andbuoyedashewasbytheconsciousnessofability,begantohopehehadturnedthecorner。

  HesentanaccountofLordAyscough\'scasetoamedicalmagazine:

  andsofullistheworldofflunkeyism,thatthisarticle,thoughhewithheldthename,retainingonlythetitle,gottheliterarywedgeinforhimatonce:andinduecoursehebecameapaidcontributortotwomedicalorgans,andusedtostudyandwritemore,andindentthelittlestoneyardlessthanheretofore。

  ItwasaboutthistimecircumstancesmadehimacquaintedwithPhoebeDale。HerintermediatehistoryIwilldisposeofinfewerwordsthanitdeserves。Herruin,Mr。ReginaldFalcon,wasdismissedfromhisclub,formarkinghighcardsonthebackwithhisnail。Thisstoppedhisremainingresource——borrowing:sohegotmoreandmoreoutatelbows,tillatlasthecamedowntohangingaboutbilliard-rooms,andmakingalittlemoneybyconcealinghisgame;fromthat,however,herosetobeamarker。

  Havingculminatedtothat,hewroteandproposedmarriagetoMissDale,inacharmingletter:sheshowedittoherfatherwithpride。

  Now,ifhisvanity,hisdisloyalty,hisfalsehood,hisingratitude,andhisothervirtueshadnotstoodintheway,hewouldhavedonethisthreeyearsago,andbeenjumpedat。

  Buttheoffercametoolate;notforPhoebe——shewouldhavetakenhiminamoment——butforherfriends。Abaitedhookisonething,abarehookisanother。FarmerDalehadlongdiscoveredwherePhoebe\'smoneywent:hesaidnotawordtoher;butwentuptotownlikeashot;foundFalconout,andtoldhimhemustn\'tthinktoeathisdaughter\'sbread。Sheshouldmarryamanthatcouldmakeadecentlivelihood;andifshewastorunawaywithHIM,whythey\'dstarvetogether。Thefarmerwasresolute,andspokeveryloud,likeonethatexpectsopposition,andcomespreparedtoquarrel。

  Insteadofthat,thisartfulrogueaddressedhimwithdeeprespectandanaffectedveneration,thatquitepuzzledtheoldman;

  acquiescedineveryword,expressedcontritionforhispastmisdeeds,andtoldthefarmerhehadquitedeterminedtolaborwithhishands。\"Youknow,farmer,\"saidhe,\"Iamnottheonlygentlemanwhohascometothatinthepresentday。Now,allmyfriendsthathaveseenmysketches,assuremeIamabornpainter;

  andapainterI\'llbe——forloveofPhoebe。\"

  Thefarmermadeawryface。\"Painter!thatisasorrysortofatrade。\"

  \"Youaremistaken。It\'sthebesttradegoing。Therearegentlemenmakingtheirthousandsayearbyit。\"

  \"Notinourparts,therebain\'t。Stopabit。Whatbeyegoingtopaint,sir?Housen,orfolk?\"

  \"Oh,hangit,nothouses。Figures,landscapes。\"

  \"Well,yemightjustmakeshifttoliveatit,Isuppose,withhereandthereasignboard。Theyarethebestpaid,ourway:but,Lordblessye,THEYwantsheadpiece。Well,sir,letmeseeyourwork。

  Thenwe\'lltalkfurther。\"

  \"I\'llgotoworkthisafternoon,\"saidFalconeagerly;thenwithaffectedsurprise,\"Blessme;Iforgot。Ihavenopalette,nocanvas,nocolors。Youcouldn\'tlendmeacoupleofsovereignstobuythem,couldyou?\"

  \"Ay,sir;Icould。ButIwoan\'t。I\'lllendyethethings,though,ifyouhaveamindtogowithmeandbuy\'em。\"

  Falconagreed,withaloftysmile;andthepurchasesweremade。

  Mr。Falconpaintedalandscapeortwooutofhisimagination。Thedealerstowhomhetookthemdeclinedthem;oneadvisedthegentlemanpaintertocolortea-boards。\"That\'syourline,\"saidhe。

  \"Theworldhasnotaste,\"saidthegentlemanpainter:\"butithasgotlotsofvanity:I\'llpaintportraits。\"

  Hedid;andformidableones:hisportraitswereamazinglylikethepeople,andyetunlikemenandwomen,especiallyabouttheface。

  Onething,hedidn\'ttroublewithlightsandshades,butwentslapatthefeatures。

  Hisbrushwouldneverhavekepthim;buthecarriedaninstrument,intheuseofwhichhewasreallyanartist,viz。,histongue。Bywheedlingandunderselling——forheonlychargedapoundforthepaintedcanvas——hecontrivedtolive;thenheaspiredtodressaswellaslive。Withthissecondobjectinview,hehituponacharacteristicexpedient。

  Heusedtoprowlabout,andwhenhesawayoungwomansweepingtheafternoonstreetswithalongsilktrain,and,inshort,dressedtorideinthepark,yetparadingthestreets,hewouldtakehishatofftoher,withanairofprofoundrespect,andaskpermissiontotakeherportrait。Generallyhemetapromptrebuff;butifthefairwassounluckyastohesitateasinglemoment,hetoldherameltingtale;hehadoncedrivenhisfour-in-hand;butbyindorsinghisfriends\'bills,wasreducedtopaintinglikeness,admirablelikenessesinoil,onlyaguineaeach。

  Hispiteoustaleprovokedmoregibesthanpity,butashehadnoshame,therebuffswentfornothing:heactuallydidgetafewsittersbyhisaudacity:andsomeofthesittersactuallytookthepictures,andpaidforthem;othersdeclinedthemwithfuryassoonastheywerefinished。Thesehetookbackwithapiteoussigh,thatsometimesextractedhalfacrown。Thenhepaintedovertherejectedoneandletitdry;sothatsometimesapaidportraitwouldpresentabeautyenthronedonthedebrisoftwoorthreerivals,andthatiswherefewbeautieswouldobjecttosit。

  AllthistimehewroteniceletterstoPhoebe,andadoptedthetoneofthestrugglingartist,andthetruelover,whowinshisbridebypatience,perseverance,andindomitableindustry;ababbledof\"SelfHelp。\"

  Meantime,Phoebewasnotidle:anexcellentbusinesswoman,shetookimmediateadvantageofanewstationthatwasbuiltnearthefarm,tosendupmilk,butter,andeggstoLondon。Beinggenuine,theysoldlikewildfire。Observingthat,sheextendedheroperations,bybuyingofotherfarmers,andforwardingtoLondon:

  andthen,havingofcourseaneyetoherstrugglingartist,shetoldherfathershemusthaveashopinLondon,andsomebodyinitshecoulddependupon。

  \"Withallmyheart,wench,\"saidhe;\"butitmustnotbethou。I

  can\'tsparethee。\"

  \"MayIhaveDick,father?\"

  \"Dick!heisratheryoung。\"

  \"Butheisveryquick,father,andmindseverywordItellhim。\"

  \"Ay,heisasfondoftheeaseveracowwasofacalf。Well,youcantryhim。\"

  Sothelove-sickwomanofbusinesssetupalittleshop,andputherbrotherDickinit,andalltoseemoreofherstrugglingartist。Shestayedseveraldays,toopenthelittleshop,andstartthebusiness。Sheadvertisedpuremilk,andchallengedscientificanalysisofeverythingshesold。Thiscameofherbeingareader;sheknew,bythejournals,thatweliveinasinfulandadulteratinggeneration,andanythingpuremustbeagodsendtothepoorpoisonedpublic。

  Now,Dr。Staines,thoughknowntotheprofessionasadiagnost,wasalsoananalyst,andthischallengebroughthimdownonPhoebeDale。Hetoldherhewasaphysician,andinsearchofpurefoodforhisownfamily——wouldshereallysubmitthemilktoanalysis?

  Phoebesmiledanhonestcountrysmile,andsaid,\"Surely,sir。\"

  Shegavehimeveryfacility,andheappliedthosesimpletestswhicharecommonlyusedinFrance,thoughhardlyknowninEngland。

  Hefounditperfectlypure,andtoldherso;andgazedatPhoebeforamoment,asaphenomenon。

  Shesmiledagainatthat,herbroadcountrysmile。\"ThatisawonderinLondon,Idaresay。It\'smybeliefhalfthechildrenthatdiehereareperishedwithwateredmilk。Well,sir,weshan\'thavethatonoursouls,fatherandI;heisafarmerinEssex。

  Thiscomesamanymiles,thismilk。\"

  Staineslookedinherface,withkindlyapprovalmarkedonhisowneloquentfeatures。Sheblushedalittleatsofixedaregard。

  Thenheaskedherifshewouldsupplyhimwithmilk,butter,andeggs。

  \"Why,ifyoumeansellyouthem,yes,sir,withpleasure。Butforsendingthemhometoyouinthisbigtown,assomedo,Ican\'t;forthere\'sonlybrotherDickandme:itisanexperimentlike。\"

  \"Verywell,\"saidStaines:\"Iwillsendforthem。\"

  \"Thankyoukindly,sir。Ihopeyouwon\'tbeoffended,sir;butweonlysellforreadymoney。\"

  \"Allthebetter:myorderathomeis,nobills。\"

  Whenhewasgone,Phoebe,assumingvastexperience,thoughthiswasonlyherthirdday,toldDickthatwasoneoftherightsort:\"andoh,Dick,\"saidshe,\"didyounoticehiseye?\"

  \"Notparticklar,sister。\"

  \"Therenow;theboyisblind。Why,\'twaslikeajewel。SuchaneyeIneversawinaman\'shead,norawoman\'sneither。\"

  StainestoldhiswifeaboutPhoebeandherbrother,andspokeofherwithacertainadmirationthatraisedRosa\'scuriosity,andeventhatsortofvaguejealousythatfiresatbarepraise。\"I

  shouldliketoseethisphenomenon,\"saidshe。\"Youshall,\"saidhe。\"IhavetocallonMrs。Manly。Shelivesnear。Iwilldropyouatthelittleshop,andcomebackforyou。\"

  Hedidso,andthatgaveRosaaquarterofanhourtomakeherpurchases。WhenhecamebackhefoundherconversingwithPhoebe,asiftheywereoldfriends,andDickglaringathiswifewithaweandadmiration。Hecouldhardlygetheraway。

  ShewasfarmoreextravagantinherpraisesthanDr。Staineshadbeen。\"Whatagoodcreature!\"saidshe。\"Andhowclever!Tothinkofhersettingupashoplikethatallbyherself;forherDickisonlyseventeen。\"

  Dr。Stainesrecommendedthelittleshopwhereverhewent,andevenextendeditsoperations。HeaskedPhoebetogetherownwheatgroundathome,andsendtheflourupinbushelbags。\"Theseassassins,thebakers,\"saidhe,\"areputtingcopperintotheflournow,aswellasalum。Pureflourisworthafancypricetoanyfamily。Withthatwecanmakethebreadoflife。Whatyoubuyintheshopsisthebreadofdeath。\"

  Dickwasagood,sharpboy,devotedtohissister。HestucktotheshopinLondon,andhandedthemoneytoPhoebe,whenshecameforit。SheworkedforitinEssex,andextendedhercountryconnectionforsupplyastheretailbusinessincreased。

  Staineswroteanarticleonpurefood,andincidentallymentionedtheshopasaplacewhereflour,milk,andbutterweretobehadpure。ThisarticlewaspublishedintheLancet,andcausedquitearunuponthelittleshop。ByandbyPhoebeenlargedit,forwhichthereweregreatcapabilities,andmadeherselfaprettylittleparlor,andtheresheandDicksattoFalconfortheirportraits;

  here,too,shehunghisrejectedlandscapes。Theywerefairinhereyes;whatmatterwhethertheywerelikenature?hishandhadpaintedthem。Sheknew,fromhim,thateverybodyelsehadrejectedthem。Withallthemoreprideandlovedidshehavethemframedingold,andhungupwiththeportraitsinherlittlesanctum。

  ForafewmonthsPhoebeDalewasashappyasshedeservedtobe。

  Herloverwasworking,andfaithfultoher——atleastshesawnoreasontodoubtit。Hecametoseehereveryevening,andseemeddevotedtoher:wouldsitquietlywithher,orwalkwithher,ortakehertoaplay,oramusic-hall——atherexpense。

  Shenowlivedinaquietelysium,withabrightandrapturousdreamofthefuture;forshesawshehadhitonagoodveinofbusiness,andshouldsoonbeindependent,andabletoindulgeherselfwithahusband,andasknoman\'sleave。

  ShesenttoEssexforadairymaid,andsethertochurnmilkintobutter,corampopulo,atacertainhoureverymorning。Thismadeanewsensation。Atothertimesthewomanwasemployedtodelivermilkandcreamtoafewfavoredcustomers。

  Mrs。Stainesdroppedinnowandthen,andchattedwithher。HersweetfaceandhernaivetewonPhoebe\'sheart;andoneday,ashappinessisapttobecommunicative,sheletouttoher,inreplytoafeelerortwoastowhethershewasquitealone,thatshewasengagedtobemarriedtoagentleman。\"Butheisnotrich,ma\'am,\"

  saidPhoebeplaintively;\"hehashadtrouble:obligedtoworkforhisliving,likeme;hepaintedthesepictures,EVERYONEOFTHEM。

  Ifitwasnotmakingtoofree,andyoucouldspareaguinea——hechargesnomoreforthepicture,onlyyoumustgototheexpenseoftheframe。\"

  \"OfcourseIwill,\"saidRosawarmly。\"I\'llsitforithere,anydayyoulike。\"

  Now,Rosasaidthis,outofhereverreadykindness,nottowoundPhoebe:buthavingmadethepromise,shekeptclearoftheplaceforsomedays,hopingPhoebewouldforgetallaboutit。Meantimeshesentherhusbandtobuy。

  Inaboutafortnightshecalledagain,primedwithevasionsifsheshouldbeaskedtosit;butnothingofthekindwasproposed。

  Phoebewasdealingwhenshewentin。Thecustomersdisposedof,shesaidtoMrs。Staines,\"Oh,ma\'am,Iamgladyouarecome。I

  havesomethingIshouldliketoshowyou。\"Shetookherintotheparlor,andmadehersitdown:thensheopenedadrawer,andtookoutaverysmallsubstancethatlookedlikeatearofgroundglass,andputitonthetablebeforeher。\"There,ma\'am,\"saidshe,\"thatisallhehashadforpaintingafriend\'spicture。\"

  \"Oh!whatashame。\"

  \"Hisfriendwasgoingabroad——toNatal;tohisunclethatfarmsoutthere,anddoesverywell;itisafirst-ratepart,ifyoutakeoutalittlestockwithyou,andsomemoney;somyonegavehimcredit,andwhenthelettercamewiththatpostmark,hecountedonafive-

  poundnote;buttheletteronlysaidhehadgotnomoneyyet,butsenthimsomethingasakeepsake:andtherewasthislittlestone。

  Poorfellow!heflungitdowninapassion;hewassodisappointed。\"

  Phoebe\'sgreatgrayeyesfilled;andRosagavealittlecooofsympathythatwasverywomanlyandlovable。

  Phoebeleanedhercheekonherhand,andsaidthoughtfully,\"I

  pickeditup,andbroughtitaway;for,afterall——don\'tyouthink,ma\'am,itisverystrangethatafriendshouldsenditallthatway,ifitwasworthnothingatall?\"

  \"Itisimpossible。Hecouldnotbesoheartless。\"

  \"Anddoyouknow,ma\'am,whenItakeitupinmyfingers,itdoesn\'tfeellikeathingthatwasworthnothing。\"

  \"Nomoreitdoes:itmakesmyfingerstremble。MayItakeithome,andshowitmyhusband?heisagreatphysicianandknowseverything。\"

  \"IamsureIshouldbeobligedtoyou,ma\'am。\"

  Rosadrovehome,onpurposetoshowittoChristopher。Sheranintohisstudy:\"Oh,Christopher,pleaselookatthat。Youknowthatgoodcreaturewehaveourflourandmilkandthingsof。Sheisengaged,andheisapainter。Oh,suchdaubs!Hepaintedafriend,andthefriendsentthathomeallthewayfromNatal,andhedasheditdown,andSHEpickeditup,andwhatisit?groundglass,orapebble,orwhat?\"

  \"Humph!——byitsshape,andthegreat——brilliancy——andrefractionoflight,onthisangle,wherethestonehasgotpolishedbyrubbingagainstotherstones,inthecourseofages,I\'minclinedtothinkitis——adiamond。\"

  \"Adiamond!\"shriekedRosa。\"Nowondermyfingerstrembled。Oh,canitbe?Oh,yougood,cold-bloodedChristie!——Poorthings!——

  Comealong,Diamond!Ohyoubeauty!Ohyouduck!\"

  \"Don\'tbeinsuchahurry。IonlysaidIthoughtitwasadiamond。

  Letmeweighitagainstwater,andthenIshallKNOW。\"

  Hetookittohislittlelaboratory,andreturnedinafewminutes,andsaid,\"Yes。Itisjustthreetimesandahalfheavierthanwater。Itisadiamond。\"

  \"Areyoupositive?\"

  \"I\'llstakemyexistence。\"

  \"Whatisitworth?\"

  \"Mydear,I\'mnotajeweller:butitisverylargeandpear-shaped,andIseenoflaw:Idon\'tthinkyoucouldbuyitforlessthanthreehundredpounds。\"

  \"Threehundredpounds!Itisworththreehundredpounds。\"

  \"Orsellitformorethanahundredandfiftypounds。\"

  \"Ahundredandfifty!Itisworthahundredandfiftypounds。\"

  \"Why,mydear,onewouldthinkyouhadinvented\'thediamond。\'

  Showmehowtocrystallizecarbon,andIwillshareyourenthusiasm。\"

  \"Oh,Ileaveyoutocarbonizecrystal。Iprefertogladdenhearts:

  andIwilldoitthisminute,withmydiamond。\"

  \"Do,dear;andIwilltakethatopportunitytofinishmyarticleonAdulteration。\"

  RosadroveofftoPhoebeDale。

  NowPhoebewasdrinkingteawithReginaldFalcon,inherlittleparlor。\"Whoisthat,Iwonder?\"saidshe,whenthecarriagedrewup。

  Reginalddrewbackacornerofthegauzecurtainwhichhadbeendrawnacrossthelittleglassdoorleadingfromtheshop。

  \"Itisalady,andabeautiful——Oh!letmegetout。\"Andherushedoutatthedoorleadingtothekitchen,nottoberecognized。

  ThissetPhoebeallinaflutter,andthenextmomentMrs。Stainestappedatthelittledoor,thenopenedit,andpeeped。\"Goodnews!

  mayIcomein?\"

  \"Surely,\"saidPhoebe,stilltroubledandconfusedbyReginald\'sstrangeagitation。

  \"There!Itisadiamond!\"screamedRosa。\"Myhusbandknewitdirectly。Heknowseverything。Ifeveryouareill,gotohimandnobodyelse——bytherefraction,andtheangle,anditsbeingthreetimesandahalfasheavyaswater。Itisworththreehundredpoundstobuy,andahundredandfiftypoundstosell。\"

  \"Oh!\"

  \"Sodon\'tyougothrowingitaway,ashedid。Inawhisper。Twoteacups?Wasthathim?Ihavedrivenhimaway。Iamsosorry。

  I\'llgo;andthenyoucantellhim。Poorfellow!\"

  \"Oh,ma\'am,don\'tgoyet,\"saidPhoebe,trembling。\"Ihaven\'thalfthankedyou。\"

  \"Oh,botherthanks。Kissme;thatistheway。\"

  \"MayI?\"

  \"Youmay,andmust。There——andthere——andthere。Ohdear,whatnicethingsgoodluckandhappinessare,andhowsweettobringthemforonce。\"

  UponthisPhoebeandshehadanicelittlecrytogether,andMrs。

  Staineswentoffrefreshedthereby,andasgayasalark,pointingslylyatthedoor,andmakingfacestoPhoebethatsheknewhewasthere,andsheonlyretired,outofheradmirablediscretion,thattheymightenjoythediamondtogether。

  Whenshewasgone,Reginald,whoseeyeandearhadbeenatthekeyhole,alternatelygloatingonthefaceanddrinkingtheaccentsoftheonlywomanhehadeverreallyloved,cameout,lookingpale,andstrangelydisturbed;andsatdownattable,withoutaword。

  Phoebecamebacktohim,fullofthediamond。\"Didyouhearwhatshesaid,mydear?Itisadiamond;itisworthahundredandfiftypoundsatleast。Why,whatailsyou?Ah!tobesure!youknowthatlady。\"

  \"Ihavecausetoknowher。Cursedjilt!\"

  \"Youseemagooddealputoutatthesightofher。\"

  \"Ittookmebysurprise,thatisall。\"

  \"Ittakesmebysurprisetoo。Ithoughtyouwerecured。IthoughtMYturnhadcomeatlast。\"

  Reginaldmetthisinsullensilence。ThenPhoebewassorryshehadsaidit;for,afterall,itwasn\'ttheman\'sfaultifanoldsweethearthadrunintotheroom,andgivenhimastart。Soshemadehimsomefreshtea,andpressedhimkindlytotryherhome-

  madebreadandbutter。

  Mylordrelaxedhisfrownandconsented,andofcoursetheytalkeddiamond。

  Hetoldher,loftily,hemusttakeastudio,andhissittersmustcometohim,andmustnolongerexpecttobeimmortalizedforonepound。Itmustbetwopoundsforabust,andthreepoundsforakitcat。

  \"Nay,but,mydear,\"saidPhoebe,\"theywillpaynomorebecauseyouhaveadiamond。\"

  \"Thentheywillhavetogounpainted,\"saidMr。Falcon。

  Thiswasintendedforathreat。Phoebeinstinctivelyfeltthatitmightnotbesoreceived;shecounselledmoderation。\"Itisagreatthingtohaveearnedadiamond,\"saidshe:\"but\'tisonlyonceinalife。Now,beruledbyme:goonjustasyouare。Sellthediamond,andgivemethemoneytokeepforyou。Why,youmightaddalittletoit,andsowouldI,tillwemadeituptwohundredpounds。Andifyoucouldonlyshowtwohundredpoundsyouhadmadeandlaidby,fatherwouldletusmarry,andImightkeepthisshop——

  itpayswell,Icantellyou——andkeepmygentlemaninaslycorner;youneedneverbeseeninit。\"

  \"Ay,ay,\"saidhe,\"thatisthesmallgame。ButIamamanthathavealwayspreferredthebiggame。Ishallsetupmystudio,andmakeenoughtokeepusboth。Sogivemethestone,ifyouplease。

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