Ipromptlycanceledmyticket,waited,andmethim。Heprovedtobeapersonofhappilytreacherousmemory,sothatthesimpleexpedientofarranginghisstatementsinpairswassufficienttoreducehimtoconfusion。Forinstance,hehadbeentrappedintomakingtheunwaryremark,“IdonotwanttorepealtheCivilServiceLaw,andIneversaidso。”Iproducedthefollowingextractfromoneofhisspeeches:
“Iwillvotenotonlytostrikeoutthisprovision,butIwillvotetorepealthewholelaw。”Tothishemerelyrepliedthattherewas“noinconsistencybetweenthosetwostatements。”Heassertedthat“RufusP。Putnam,fraudulentlycreditedtoWashingtonCounty,Ohio,neverlivedinWashingtonCounty,Ohio,orinmyCongressionaldistrict,orinOhioasfarasIknow。”Weproducedaletterwhich,thankstoabeneficentProvidence,hehadhimselfwrittenaboutMr。RufusP。
Putnam,inwhichhesaid:“Mr。RufusP。Putnamisalegalresidentofmydistrictandhasrelativeslivingtherenow。”Heexplained,first,thathehadnotwrittentheletter;second,thathehadforgottenhehadwrittentheletter;and,third,thathewasgrosslydeceivedwhenhewroteit。Hesaid:“Ihavenotbeeninformedofoneapplicantwhohasfoundaplaceintheclassifiedservicefrommydistrict。”Weconfrontedhimwiththenamesofeight。Helookedthemoverandsaid,“Yes,theeightmenarelivinginmydistrictasnowconstituted。”butaddedthathisdistricthadbeengerrymanderedsothathecouldnolongertellwhodidandwhodidn’tliveinit。WhenIstartedfurthertoquestionhim,heaccusedmeofalackofhumorinnotappreciatingthathisstatementsweremade“inajestingway。”andthenannouncedthat“aCongressmanmakingaspeechontheflooroftheHouseofRepresentativeswasperhapsinalittledifferentpositionfromawitnessonthewitnessstand“——afrankadmissionthathedidnotconsiderexactitudeofstatementnecessarywhenhewasspeakingasaCongressman。Finallyherosewithgreatdignityandsaidthatitwashis“constitutionalright“nottobequestionedelsewhereastowhathesaidontheflooroftheHouseofRepresentatives;andaccordinglyheleftthedelightedcommitteetopursueitsinvestigationswithoutfurtheraidfromhim。
AmoreimportantopponentwasthethenDemocraticleaderoftheSenate,Mr。Gorman。InaspeechattackingtheCommissionMr。Gormandescribedwithmovingpathoshowafriendofhis,“abrightyoungmanfromBaltimore。”aSunday-schoolscholar,wellrecommendedbyhispastor,wishedtobealetter-carrier;andhowhewentbeforeustobeexamined。Thefirstquestionweaskedhim,saidMr。Gorman,wastheshortestroutefromBaltimoretoChina,towhichthe“brightyoungman“respondedthathedidn’twanttogotoChina,andhadneverstudiedupthatroute。Thereupon,saidMr。Gorman,weaskedhimallaboutthesteamshiplinesfromtheUnitedStatestoEurope,thenbranchedhimoffintogeology,triedhiminchemistry,andfinallyturnedhimdown。
ApparentlyMr。Gormandidnotknowthatwekeptfullrecordsofourexaminations。IatoncewrotetohimstatingthatIhadcarefullylookedthroughallourexaminationpapersandhadnotbeenabletofindonequestionevenremotelyresemblinganyofthesequestionswhichheallegedhadbeenasked,andthatIwouldbegreatlyobligedifhewouldgivemethenameofthe“brightyoungman“whohaddeceivedhim。