HOWTHECHATEAUD\'AZAYCAMETOBEBUILT
Jehan,sonofSimonFourniez,calledSimonnin,acitizenofTours——
originallyofthevillageofMoulinot,neartoBeaune,whence,inimitationofcertainpersons,hetookthenamewhenhebecamestewardtoLouistheEleventh——hadtoflyonedayintoLanguedocwithhiswife,havingfallenintogreatdisgrace,andlefthissonJacquespennilessinTouraine。Thisyouth,whopossessednothingintheworldexcepthisgoodlooks,hissword,andspurs,butwhomworn-outoldmenwouldhaveconsideredverywelloff,hadinhisheadafirmintentiontosavehisfather,andmakehisfortuneatthecourt,thenholdeninTouraine。AtearlydawnthisgoodTourainianlefthislodging,and,envelopedinhismantle,allexcepthisnose,whichheleftopentotheair,andhisstomachempty,walkedaboutthetownwithoutanytroubleofdigestion。Heenteredthechurches,thoughtthembeautiful,lookedintothechapels,flickedthefliesfromthepictures,andcountedthecolumnsallafterthemannerofamanwhoknewnotwhattodowithhistimeorhismoney。Atothertimeshefeignedtorecitehispaternosters,butreallymademuteprayerstotheladies,offeredthemholywaterwhenleaving,followedthemafaroff,andendeavouredbytheselittleservicestoencountersomeadventure,inwhichattheperilofhislifehewouldfindforhimselfaprotectororagraciousmistress。Hehadinhisgirdletwodoubloonswhichhesparedfarmorethanhisskin,becausethatwouldbereplaced,butthedoubloonsnever。Eachdayhetookfromhislittlehoardthepriceofarollandafewapples,withwhichhesustainedlife,anddrankathiswillandhisdiscretionofthewateroftheLoire。Thiswholesomeandprudentdiet,besidesbeinggoodforhisdoubloons,kepthimfriskyandlightasagreyhound,gavehimaclearunderstandingandawarmheartforthewateroftheLoireisofallsyrupsthemoststrengthening,becausehavingitscourseafaroffitisinvigoratedbyitslongrun,throughmanystrands,beforeitreachesTours。Soyoumaybesurethatthepoorfellowimaginedathousandandonegoodfortunesandluckyadventures,andwhatismore,almostbelievedthemtrue。Oh!Thegoodtimes!OneeveningJacquesdeBeaunehekeptthenamealthoughhewasnotlordofBeaunewaswalkingalongtheembankment,occupiedincursinghisstarandeverything,forhislastdoubloonwaswithscantrespectuponthepointofquittinghim;whenatthecornerofalittlestreet,henearlyranagainstaveiledlady,whosesweetodourgratifiedhisamoroussenses。Thisfairpedestrianwasbravelymountedonprettypattens,woreabeautifuldressofItalianvelvet,withwideslashedsatinsleeves;whileasasignofhergreatfortune,throughherveilawhitediamondofreasonablesizeshoneuponherforeheadliketheraysofthesettingsun,amonghertresses,whichweredelicatelyrolled,builtup,andsoneat,thattheymusthavetakenhermaidsquitethreehourstoarrange。Shewalkedlikealadywhowasonlyaccustomedtoalitter。Oneofherpagesfollowedher,wellarmed。Shewasevidentlysomelighto\'lovebelongingtoanobleofhighrankoraladyofthecourt,sincesheheldherdresshighofftheground,andbentherbacklikeawomanofquality。LadyorcourtesanshepleasedJacquesdeBeaune,who,farfromturninguphisnoseather,conceivedthewildideaofattachinghimselftoherforlife。Withthisinviewhedeterminedtofollowherinordertoascertainwhithershewouldleadhim——toParadiseortothelimboofhell——toagibbetortoanabodeoflove。Anythingwasagleanofhopetohiminthedepthofhismisery。TheladystrolledalongthebankoftheLoiretowardsPlessisinhalinglikeafishthefinefreshnessofthewater,toying,saunteringlikealittlemousewhowishestoseeandtasteeverything。WhenthepageperceivedthatJacquesdeBeaunepersistentlyfollowedhismistressinallhermovements,stoppedwhenshestopped,andwatchedhertriflinginabare-facedfashion,asifhehadarightsotodo,heturnedbrisklyroundwithasavageandthreateningface,likethatofadogwhosesays,“Standback,sir!”
ButthegoodTourainianhadhiswitsabouthim。Believingthatifacatmaylookatking,he,abaptisedChristian,mightcertainlylookataprettywoman,hesteppedforward,andfeigningtogrinatthepage,hestruttednowbehindandnowbeforethelady。Shesaidnothing,butlookedatthesky,whichwasputtingonitsnightcap,thestars,andeverythingwhichcouldgiveherpleasure。Sothingswenton。Atlast,arrivedoutsidePortillon,shestoodstill,andinordertoseebetter,castherveilbackoverhershoulder,andinsodoingcastupontheyouththeglanceofacleverwomanwholooksroundtoseeifthereisanydangerofbeingrobbed。ImaytellyouthatJacquesdeBeaunewasathoroughladies\'man,couldwalkbythesideofaprincesswithoutdisgracingher,hadabraveandresoluteairwhichpleasethesex,andifhewasalittlebrownedbythesunfrombeingsomuchintheopenair,hisskinwouldlookwhiteenoughunderthecanopyofabed。Theglance,keenasaneedle,whichtheladythrewhim,appearedtohimmoreanimatedthanthatwithwhichshewouldhavehonouredherprayer-book。Uponithebuiltthehopeofawindfalloflove,andresolvedtopushtheadventuretotheveryedgeofthepetticoat,riskingtogostillfurther,notonlyhislips,whichheheldoflittlecount,buthistwoearsandsomethingelsebesides。Hefollowedintothetownthelady,whoreturnedbytheRuedesTrois-Pucelles,andledthegallantthroughalabyrinthoflittlestreets,tothesquareinwhichisatthepresenttimesituatedtheHoteldelaCrouzille。Thereshestoppedatthedoorofasplendidmansion,atwhichthepageknocked。Aservantopenedit,andtheladywentinandclosedthedoor,leavingtheSieurdeBeauneopen-mouthed,stupefied,andasfoolishasMonseigneurSt。Deniswhenhewastryingtopickuphishead。Heraisedhisnoseintheairtoseeifsometokenoffavourwouldbethrowntohim,andsawnothingexceptalightwhichwentupthestairs,throughtherooms,andrestedbeforeafinewindow,whereprobablytheladywasalso。Youcanbelievethatthepoorloverremainedmelancholyanddreaming,andnotknowingwhattodo。Thewindowgaveasuddencreakandbrokehisreverie。Fancyingthathisladywasabouttocallhim,helookedupagain,andbutforthefriendlyshelterofthebalcony,whichwasahelmettohim,hewouldhavereceivedastreamofwaterandtheutensilwhichcontainedit,sincethehandleonlyremainedinthegraspofthepersonwhodeliveredthedeluge。JacquesdeBeaune,delightedatthis,didnotlosetheopportunity,butflunghimselfagainstthewall,crying“Iamkilled,“withafeeblevoice。Thenstretchinghimselfuponthefragmentsofbrokenchina,helayasifdead,awaitingtheissue。Theservantsrushedoutinastateofalarm,fearingtheirmistress,towhomtheyhadconfessedtheirfault,andpickedupthewoundedman,whocouldhardlyrestrainhislaughteratbeingthencarriedupthestairs。
“Heiscold,“saidthepage。