Beoff,youscoundrel!Lettheboltfall。WhyshouldIgolookingforthreefeetonacat,topleaseanotherman;andwhatismore,whenlookingforDulcineawillbelookingforMaricainRavena,orthebachelorinSalamanca?Thedevil,thedevilandnobodyelse,hasmixedmeupinthisbusiness!”
SuchwasthesoliloquySanchoheldwithhimself,andalltheconclusionhecouldcometowastosaytohimselfagain,“Well,there\'sremedyforeverythingexceptdeath,underwhoseyokewehavealltopass,whetherwelikeitornot,whenlife\'sfinished。Ihaveseenbyathousandsignsthatthismasterofmineisamadmanfittobetied,andforthatmatter,Itoo,amnotbehindhim;forI\'magreaterfoolthanheiswhenIfollowhimandservehim,ifthere\'sanytruthintheproverbthatsays,\'Tellmewhatcompanythoukeepest,andI\'lltelltheewhatthouart,\'orinthatother,\'Notwithwhomthouartbred,butwithwhomthouartfed。\'Wellthen,ifhebemad,asheis,andwithamadnessthatmostlytakesonethingforanother,andwhiteforblack,andblackforwhite,aswasseenwhenhesaidthewindmillsweregiants,andthemonks\'mulesdromedaries,flocksofsheeparmiesofenemies,andmuchmoretothesametune,itwillnotbeveryhardtomakehimbelievethatsomecountrygirl,thefirstIcomeacrosshere,istheladyDulcinea;andifhedoesnotbelieveit,I\'llswearit;andifheshouldswear,I\'llswearagain;
andifhepersistsI\'llpersiststillmore,soas,comewhatmay,tohavemyquoitalwaysoverthepeg。Maybe,byholdingoutinthisway,Imayputastoptohissendingmeonmessagesofthiskindanothertime;ormaybehewillthink,asIsuspecthewill,thatoneofthosewickedenchanters,whohesayshaveaspiteagainsthim,haschangedherformforthesakeofdoinghimanillturnandinjuringhim。“
WiththisreflectionSanchomadehismindeasy,countingthebusinessasgoodassettled,andstayedtheretilltheafternoonsoastomakeDonQuixotethinkhehadtimeenoughtogotoElTobosoandreturn;andthingsturnedoutsoluckilyforhimthatashegotuptomountDapple,hespied,comingfromElTobosotowardsthespotwherehestood,threepeasantgirlsonthreecolts,orfillies-fortheauthordoesnotmakethepointclear,thoughitismorelikelytheywereshe-asses,theusualmountwithvillagegirls;butasitisofnogreatconsequence,weneednotstoptoproveit。
Tobebrief,theinstantSanchosawthepeasantgirls,hereturnedfullspeedtoseekhismaster,andfoundhimsighingandutteringathousandpassionatelamentations。WhenDonQuixotesawhimheexclaimed,“Whatnews,Sancho,myfriend?AmItomarkthisdaywithawhitestoneorablack?”