CHAPTERV
OFTHESHREWDANDDROLLCONVERSATIONTHATPASSEDBETWEENSANCHO
PANZAANDHISWIFETERESAPANZA,ANDOTHERMATTERSWORTHYOFBEING
DULYRECORDED
THEtranslatorofthishistory,whenhecomestowritethisfifthchapter,saysthatheconsidersitapocryphal,becauseinitSanchoPanzaspeaksinastyleunlikethatwhichmighthavebeenexpectedfromhislimitedintelligence,andsaysthingssosubtlethathedoesnotthinkitpossiblehecouldhaveconceivedthem;however,desirousofdoingwhathistaskimposeduponhim,hewasunwillingtoleaveituntranslated,andthereforehewentontosay: