AlittlecornerofUtahissoontraversed,andleavesnoparticularimpressionsonthemind。ByanearlyhouronWednesdaymorningwestoppedtobreakfastatToano,alittlestationonableak,high-
lyingplateauinNevada。Themanwhokeptthestationeating-housewasaScot,andlearningthatIwasthesame,hegrewveryfriendly,andgavemesomeadviceonthecountryIwasnowentering。\"Yousee,\"saidhe,\"Itellyouthis,becauseIcomefromyourcountry。\"Hail,britherScots!
Hismostimportanthintwasonthemoneysofthispartoftheworld。Thereissomethinginthesimplicityofadecimalcoinagewhichisrevoltingtothehumanmind;thustheFrench,insmallaffairs,reckonstrictlybyhalfpence;andyouhavetosolve,byaspasmofmentalarithmetic,suchposersasthirty-two,forty-five,orevenahundredhalfpence。InthePacificStatestheyhavemadeabolderpushforcomplexity,andsettletheiraffairsbyacointhatnolongerthatnolongerexists-theBIT,oroldMexicanreal。Thesupposedvalueofthebitistwelveandahalfcents,eighttothedollar。Whenitcomestotwobits,thequarter-dollarstandsfortherequiredamount。Buthowaboutanoddbit?Thenearestcointoitisadime,whichis,shortbyafifth。That,then,iscalledaSHORTbit。Ifyouhaveone,youlayittriumphantlydown,andsavetwoandahalfcents。Butifyouhavenot,andlaydownaquarter,thebar-keeperorshopmancalmlytendersyouadimebywayofchange;andthusyouhavepaidwhatiscalledaLONGBIT,andlosttwoandahalfcents,oreven,bycomparisonwithashortbit,fivecents。IncountryplacesalloverthePacificcoast,nothinglowerthanabitiseveraskedortaken,whichvastlyincreasesthecostoflife;asevenforaglassofbeeryoumustpayfivepenceorsevenpence-halfpenny,asthecasemaybe。Youwouldsaythatthissystemofmutualrobberywasasbroadasitwaslong;butIhavediscoveredaplantomakeitbroader,withwhichIhereendowthepublic。Itisbriefandsimple-radiantlysimple。Thereisoneplacewherefivecentsarerecognised,andthatisthepost-office。Aquarterisonlyworthtwobits,ashortandalong。Wheneveryouhaveaquarter,gotothepost-officeandbuyfivecentsworthofpostage-stamps;youwillreceiveinchangetwodimes,thatis,twoshortbits。Thepurchasingpowerofyourmoneyisundiminished。Youcangoandhaveyourtwoglassesofbeerallthesame;andyouhavemadeyourselfapresentoffivecentsworthofpostage-stampsintothebargain。BenjaminFranklinwouldhavepattedmeontheheadforthisdiscovery。
FromToanowetravelledalldaythroughdesertsofalkaliandsand,horribletoman,andbaresage-brushcountrythatseemedlittlekindlier,andcamebysupper-timetoElko。Aswewerestanding,afterourmanner,outsidethestation,Isawtwomenwhipsuddenlyfromunderneaththecars,andtaketotheirheelsacrosscountry。
Theyweretramps,itappeared,whohadbeenridingonthebeamssinceelevenofthenightbefore;andseveralofmyfellow-