saidJack,bangingdownaguineaonthetable;\"canyoucoverthat,oldfellow?\"Themanofthethimblelookedatthegold,andthenathimwhoproducedit,andscratchedhishead。\"Come,coverthat,orIshallbeoff,\"saidthejockey。\"Och,sure,mylord!—no,Imeanyourhonour—no,sure,yourlordship,\"saidtheother,\"ifIcoversitatall,itmustbewithsilver,fordivilabitofgoldhaveIbyme。\"\"Well,then,producethevalueinsilver,\"saidthejockey,\"anddoitquickly,forIcan’tbestayinghereallday。\"Thethimble—manhesitated,lookedatJackwithadubiouslook,thenatthegold,andthenscratchedhishead。
Therewasnowalaughamongstthesurrounders,whichevidentlynettledthefellow,whoforthwiththrusthishandintohispocket,andpullingoutallhissilvertreasure,justcontrivedtoplacethevalueoftheguineaonthetable。
\"Themthatfindswins,andthemthatcan’tfind—LOSES,\"
interruptedJack,liftingupathimble,outofwhichrolledapea。\"There,paddy,whatdoyouthinkofthat?\"saidhe,seizingtheheapofsilverwithonehand,whilsthepocketedtheguineawiththeother。Thethimble—engrostood,forsometime,likeonetransfixed,hiseyesglaringwildly,nowatthetable,andnowathissuccessfulcustomers;atlasthesaid,\"Arrah,sure,master!—no,Imanesmylord—youarenotgoingtoruinapoorboy!\"\"Ruinyou!\"sailtheother;
\"what!bywinningaguinea’schange?aprettysmalldodgeryou—ifyouhavenotsufficientcapital,whydoyouengageinsodeepatradeasthimbling?come,willyoustandanothergame?\"\"Och,sure,master,no!thetwentyshillingsandonewhichyouhavecheatedmeofwereallIhadintheworld。\"
\"Cheatedyou,\"saidJack,\"saythatagain,andIwillknockyoudown。\"\"Arrah!sure,master,youknowsthatthepeaunderthethimblewasnotmine;hereismine,master;nowgivemebackmymoney。\"\"Alikelything,\"saidJack;\"no,no,Iknowatrickworthtwoorthreeofthat;whetherthepeawasyoursormine,youwillneverhaveyourtwentyshillingsandoneagain;andifIhaveruinedyou,allthebetter;I’dgladlyruinallsuchvillainsasyou,whoruinpoormenwithyourdirtytricks,whomyouwouldknockdownandrobontheroad,ifyouhadbutcourage;notthatImeantokeepyourshillings,withtheexceptionofthetwoyoucheatedfromme,whichI’llkeep。Ascramble,boys!ascramble!\"saidhe,flingingupallthesilverintotheair,withtheexceptionofthetwoshillings;andascramblethereinstantlywas,betweentherusticswhohadlosttheirmoneyandtheurchinswhocamerunningup;thepoorthimble—engrotriedlikewisetohavehisshare;andthoughheflunghimselfdown,inordertojoinmoreeffectuallyinthescramble,hewasunabletoobtainasinglesixpence;andhavinginhisragegivensomeofhisfellow—scramblersacuffortwo,hewassetuponbytheboysandcountryfellows,andcompelledtomakeaningloriousretreatwithhistable,whichhadbeenflungdowninthescuffle,andhadoneofitslegsbroken。
Asheretired,therabblehooted,andJack,holdingupinderisionthepeawithwhichhehadoutmanoeuvredhim,exclaimed,\"Ialwayscarrythisinmypocketinordertobeamatchforvagabondslikeyou。\"
Thetumultover,Jackgone,andtherabbledispersed,I
followedthediscomfitedadventureratadistance,who,leavingthetown,wentslowlyon,carryinghisdilapidatedpieceoffurniture;tillcomingtoanoldwallbytheroadside,heplaceditontheground,andsatdown,seeminglyindeepdespondency,holdinghisthumbtohismouth。Goingnearlyuptohim,Istoodstill,whereuponhelookedup,andperceivingIwaslookingsteadfastlyathim,hesaid,inanangrytone,\"Arrah!whatforareyoustaringatmeso?Bymyshoul,Ithinkyouareoneofthethaiveswhoareafterrobbingme。IthinkIsawyouamongthem,andifIwereonlysureofit,Iwouldtakethelibertyoftryingtogiveyouabigbating。\"\"Youhavehadenoughoftryingtogivepeopleabeating,\"saidI;\"youhadbetterbetakingyourtabletosomeskilfulcarpentertogetitrepaired。Hewilldoitforsixpence。\"\"Divilasixpencedidyouandyourthaivesleaveme,\"saidhe;\"andifyoudonottakeyourselfoff,joy,I
willbebreakingyouruglyheadwiththefootofit。\"
\"Arrah,Murtagh!\"saidI,\"wouldyebebreakingtheheadofyourfriendandscholar,towhomyoutaughttheblessedtongueofOiliennanNaomha,inexchangeforapackofcards?\"Murtagh,forheitwas,gazedatmeforamomentwithabewilderedlook;then,withagleamofintelligenceinhiseye,hesaid,\"Shorsha!no,itcan’tbe—yes,bymyfaithitis!\"Then,springingup,andseizingmebythehand,hesaid,\"Yes,bythepowers,sureenoughitisShorshaagra!Arrah,Shorsha!wherehaveyoubeenthismanyaday?
Sure,youarenotoneofthespalpeenswhoareafterrobbingme?\"\"NotI,\"Ireplied,\"butIsawallthathappened。
Come,youmustnottakematterssotoheart;cheerup;suchthingswillhappeninconnectionwiththetradeyouhavetakenup。\"\"Sorrowbefallthetrade,andthethiefwhotaughtitme,\"saidMurtagh;\"andyetthetradeisnotabadone,ifIonlyknewmoreofit,andhadsomeonetohelpandbackme。Och!theideaofbeingcheatedandbamboozledbythatone—eyedthiefinthehorseman’sdress。\"\"Letbygonesbebygones,Murtagh,\"saidI;\"itisnousegrievingforthepast;sitdown,andletushavealittlepleasantgossip。
Arrah,Murtagh!whenIsawyousittingunderthewall,withyourthumbtoyourmouth,itbroughttomymindtaleswhichyouusedtotellmeallaboutFinn—ma—Coul。YouhavenotforgottenFinn—ma—Coul,Murtagh,andhowhesuckedwisdomoutofhisthumb。\"\"SorrowabithaveIforgotabouthim,Shorsha,\"saidMurtagh,aswesatdowntogether,\"norwhatyouyourselftoldmeaboutthesnake。Arrah,Shorsha!whatyetoldmeaboutthesnake,batesanythingIevertoldyouaboutFinn。Ochone,Shorsha!perhapsyouwillbetellingmeaboutthesnakeoncemore?Ithinkthetalewoulddomegood,andIhaveneedofcomfort,Godknows,ochone!\"SeeingMurtaghinsuchadistressedplight,Iforthwithtoldhimoveragainthetaleofthesnake,inpreciselythesamewordsasIhaverelateditinthefirstpartofthishistory。
Afterwhich,Isaid,\"Now,Murtagh,titfortat;yewillbetellingmeoneoftheoldstoriesofFinn—ma—Coul。\"\"Och,Shorsha!Ihaven’theartenough,\"saidMurtagh。\"Thankyouforyourtale,butitmakesmeweep;itbringstomymindDungarvontimesofold—Imeanthetimeswewereatschooltogether。\"\"Cheerup,man,\"saidI,\"andlet’shavethestory,andletitbeaboutMa—Coulandthesalmonandhisthumb。\"\"Arrah,Shorsha!Ican’t。Well,toobligeyou,I’llgiveityou。Well,youknowMa—Coulwasanexposedchild,andcamefloatingoverthesaltseainachestwhichwascastashoreatVeintryBay。Inthecornerofthatbaywasacastle,wheredweltagiantandhiswife,veryrespectableanddecentpeople,andthisgiant,takinghismorningwalkalongthebay,cametotheplacewherethechildhadbeencastashoreinhisbox。Well,thegiantlookedatthechild,andbeingfilledwithcompassionforhisexposedstate,tookthechildupinhisbox,andcarriedhimhometohiscastle,whereheandhiswife,beingdacentrespectablepeople,asItelledyebefore,fosteredthechildandtookcareofhim,tillhebecameoldenoughtogoouttoserviceandgainhislivelihood,whentheyboundhimoutapprenticetoanothergiant,wholivedinacastleupthecountry,atsomedistancefromthebay。
\"Thisgiant,whosenamewasDarmodDavidOdeen,wasnotarespectablepersonatall,butabigoldvagabond。Hewastwicethesizeoftheothergiant,who,thoughbiggerthananyman,wasnotabiggiant;for,astherearegreatandsmallmen,sotherearegreatandsmallgiants—Imeansomearesmallwhencomparedwiththeothers。Well,Finnservedthisgiantaconsiderabletime,doingallkindsofhardandunreasonableserviceforhim,andreceivingallkindsofhardwords,andmanyahardknockandkicktoboot—sorrowbefalltheoldvagabondwhocouldthusill—treatahelplessfoundling。Itchancedthatonedaythegiantcaughtasalmon,nearasalmon—leapuponhisestate—for,thoughabigouldblackguard,hewasapersonofconsiderablelandedproperty,andhighsheriffforthecountyCork。Well,thegiantbringshomethesalmonbythegills,anddeliversittoFinn,tellinghimtoroastitforthegiant’sdinner;’buttakecare,yeyoungblackguard,’headded,’thatinroastingit—andIexpectyetoroastitwell—youdonotletablistercomeuponitsnicesatinskin,forifyedo,Iwillcuttheheadoffyourshoulders。’’Well,’thinksFinn,’thisisahardtask;however,asIhavedonemanyhardtasksforhim,Iwilltryanddothistoo,thoughIwasneversettodoanythingyethalfsodifficult。’Sohepreparedhisfire,andputhisgridironuponit,andlaysthesalmonfairlyandsoftlyuponthegridiron,andthenheroastsit,turningitfromonesidetotheotherjustinthenickoftime,beforethesoftsatinskincouldbeblistered。However,onturningitovertheeleventhtime—andtwelvewouldhavesettledthebusiness—hefoundhehaddelayedalittlebitoftimetoolonginturningitover,andthattherewasasmall,tinyblisteronthesoftouterskin。Well,Finnwasinamightypanic,rememberingthethreatsoftheouldgiant;however,hedidnotloseheart,butclappedhisthumbupontheblisterinordertosmoothitdown。Nowthesalmon,Shorsha,wasnearlydone,andthefleshthoroughlyhot,soFinn’sthumbwasscalt,andhe,clappingittohismouth,suckedit,inordertodrawoutthepain,andinamoment—hubbuboo!—becameimbuedwithallthewisdomoftheworld。
MYSELF。Stop,Murtagh!stop!
MURTAGH。Allthewitchcraft,Shorsha。
MYSELF。Howwonderful!
MURTAGH。Wasitnot,Shorsha?Thesalmon,doyousee,wasafairysalmon。
MYSELF。WhatastrangecoincidenceMURTAGH。Awhat,Shorsha?
MYSELF。Why,thattheverysametaleshouldbetoldofFinn—
ma—Coul,whichisrelatedofSigurdFafnisbane。
\"Whatthiefwasthat,Shorsha?\"
\"Thief!’Tistrue,hetookthetreasureofFafnir。SigurdwastheherooftheNorth,Murtagh,evenasFinnisthegreatheroofIreland。He,too,accordingtooneaccount,wasanexposedchild,andcamefloatinginacaskettoawildshore,wherehewassuckledbyahind,andafterwardsfoundandfosteredbyMimir,afairyblacksmith;he,too,suckedwisdomfromaburn。AccordingtotheEdda,heburnthisfingerwhilstfeelingoftheheartofFafnir,whichhewasroasting,andputtingitintohismouthinordertosuckoutthepain,becameimbuedwithallthewisdomoftheworld,theknowledgeofthelanguageofbirds,andwhatnot。IhaveheardyoutellthetaleofFinnadozentimesintheblesseddaysofold,butitsidentitywiththetaleofSigurdneveroccurredtometillnow。Itistrue,whenIknewyouofold,IhadneverreadthetaleofSigurd,andhavesincealmostdismissedmattersofIrelandfrommymind;butassoonasyoutoldmeagainaboutFinn’sburninghisfinger,thecoincidencestruckme。Isay,Murtagh,theIrishowemuchtotheDanes—\"
\"Devilabit,Shorsha,dotheyowetothethaives,exceptmanyabloodybatingandplundering,whichtheyneverpaidthemback。Och,Shorsha!you,edicatedinouldIreland,tosaythattheIrishowesanythinggoodtotheplunderingvillains—theSiolLoughlin。\"
\"Theyowethemhalftheirtraditions,Murtagh,andamongstothers,Finn—ma—Coulandtheburntfinger;andifeverI
publishtheLoughlinsongs,I’lltelltheworldso。\"
\"But,Shorsha,theworldwillneverbelieveye—tosaynothingoftheIrishpartofit。\"
\"Thentheworld,Murtagh—tosaynothingoftheIrishpartofit—willbeafool,evenasIhaveoftenthoughtit;thegrandthing,Murtagh,istobeabletobelieveoneself,andrespectoneself。Howfewwhomtheworldbelievesbelieveandrespectthemselves。\"
\"Och,Shorsha!shallIgoonwiththetaleofFinn?\"
\"I’dratheryoushouldnot,Murtagh;Iknowallaboutitalready。\"
\"Thenwhydidyoubothermetotellitatfirst,Shorsha?
Och,itwasdoingmyownselfgood,andmakingmeforgetmyownsorrowfulstate,whenyeinterruptedmewithyourthaivesofDanes!Och,Shorsha!letmetellyouhowFinn,bymeansofsuckinghisthumb,andthewitchcraftheimbibedfromit,contrivedtopulloffthearmoftheouldwagabone,DarmodDavidOdeen,whilstshakinghandswithhim—forFinncoulddonofeatofstrengthwithoutsuckinghisthumb,Shorsha,asConantheBaldtoldthesonofOisininthesongwhichIusedtosingyeinDungarvontimesofold;\"andhereMurtaghrepeatedcertainIrishwordstothefollowingeffect:—
\"OlittlethefoolishwordsIheedOOisin’sson,fromthylipswhichcome;
NostrengthwereinFinnforvalorousdeed,Unlesstothegristlehesuck’dhisthumb。\"
\"Enoughisasgoodasafeast,Murtagh,IamnolongerinthecueforFinn。Iwouldratherhearyourownhistory。Nowtellus,man,allthathashappenedtoyesinceDungarvontimesofold?\"
\"Och,Shorsha,itwouldbemerelybringingallmysorrowsbackuponme!\"
\"Well,ifIknowallyoursorrows,perhapsIshallbeabletofindahelpforthem。Ioweyoumuch,Murtagh;youtaughtmeIrish,andIwilldoallIcantohelpyou。\"
\"Why,then,Shorsha,I’lltellyemyhistory。Heregoes!\"
CHAPTERXLV
Murtagh’sTale。
\"WELL,Shorsha,aboutayearandahalfafteryouleftus—
andasorrowfulhourforusitwaswhenyeleftus,losing,aswedid,yourfunnystoriesofyoursnake—andthebattlesofyourmilitary—theysentmetoParisandSalamanca,inordertomakeasaggartofme。\"
\"Prayexcuseme,\"saidI,\"forinterruptingyou,butwhatkindofplaceisSalamanca?\"
\"DivilabitdidIeverseeofit,Shorsha!\"
\"Thenwhydidyesayyeweresentthere?Well,whatkindofplaceisParis?NotthatIcaremuchaboutParis。\"
\"SorrowabitdidIeverseeofeitherthem,Shorsha,fornoonesentmetoeither。WhenwesaysathomeapersonisgoingtoParisandSalamanca,itmanesthatheisgoingabroadtostudytobeasaggart,whetherhegoestothemplacesornot。No,Ineversaweither—badlucktothem—I
wasshippedawayfromCorkupthestraitstoaplacecalledLeghorn,fromwhichIwassentto—toareligioushouse,whereIwastobeinstructedinsaggartingtilltheyhadmademefittocutadacentfigureinIreland。Wehadalongandtediousvoyage,Shorsha;notsotedious,however,asitwouldhavebeenhadIbeenfoolenoughtolaveyourpackofcardsbehindme,asthethaif,mybrotherDenis,wantedtopersuademetodo,inorderthathemightplaywiththemhimself。
WiththecardsImanagedtohavemanyanicegamewiththesailors,winningfromthemha’penniesandsixpencesuntilthecaptainsaidIwasruininghismen,andkeepingthemfromtheirduty;and,beingahereticandaDutchman,sworethatunlessIgaveoverhewouldtiemeuptothemastandgivemearounddozen。Thisthreatobligedmetobemoreonmyguard,thoughIoccasionallycontrivedtogetagameatnight,andtowinsixpenniesandha’pennies。
\"WereachedLeghornatlast,andgladIwastoleavetheshipandthemaster,whogavemeakickasIwasgettingovertheside,badlucktothedirtyhereticforkickingasonofthechurch,forIhavealwaysbeenatruesonofthechurch,Shorsha,andneverquarrelledwithitunlessitinterferedwithmeinmyplayingatcards。IleftLeghornwithcertainmuleteers,withwhomIplayedatcardsatthebaiting—houses,andwhospeedilywonfrommealltheha’penniesandsixpencesIhadwonfromthesailors。Igotmymoney’sworth,however,forIlearntfromthemuleteersallkindofquainttricksuponthecards,whichIknewnothingofbefore;soIdidnotgrudgethemwhattheychatedmeof,andwhenwepartedwedidsoinkindnessonbothsides。Ongettingto—IwasreceivedintothereligioushouseforIrishes。ItwastheIrishhouse,Shorsha,intowhichIwastaken,forIdonotwishyetosupposethatIwasintheEnglishreligioushousewhichthereisinthatcity,inwhichapurtysetareeducated,andinwhichpurtydoingsaregoingonifalltalesbetrue。
\"InthisIrishhouseIcommencedmystudies,learningtosingandtoreadtheLatinprayersofthechurch。’Faith,Shorsha,many’sthesorrowfuldayIpassedinthathouselearningtheprayersandlitanies,beinghalf—starved,withnoearthlydiversionatall,atall;untilItookthecardsoutofmychestandbeganinstructingincard—playingthechumwhichIhadwithmeinmycell;thenIhadplentyofdiversionalongwithhimduringthetimeswhenIwasnotengagedinsinging,andchanting,andsayingtheprayersofthechurch;therewas,however,somedrawbackinplayingwithmychum,forthoughhewasverycleverinlearning,divilasixpencehadhetoplaywith,inwhichrespecthewaslikemyself,themasterwhotaughthim,whohadlostallmymoneytothemuleteerswhotaughtmethetricksuponthecards;bydegrees,however,itbegantobenoisedaboutthereligioushousethatMurtagh,fromHibrodary,(1)hadapackofcardswithwhichheplayedwithhischuminthecell;whereuponotherscholarsofthereligioushousecametome,sometobetaughtandotherstoplay,sowithsomeIplayed,andothersItaught,butneithertothosewhocouldplay,ortothosewhocouldnot,didIteachtheeleganttrickswhichIlearntfromthemuleteers。Well,thescholarscametomeforthesakeofthecards,andtheporterandcookofthereligioushouse,whocouldbothplayverywell,camealso;atlastI
becametiredofplayingfornothing,soIborrowedafewbitsofsilverfromthecook,andplayedagainsttheporter,andbymeansofmytricksIwonmoneyfromtheporter,andthenI
paidthecookthebitsofsilverwhichIhadborrowedofhim;
andplayedwithhim,andwonalittleofhismoney,whichI
lethimwinbackagain,asIhadlivedlongenoughinareligioushousetoknowthatitisdangeroustotakemoneyfromthecook。Inalittletime,Shorsha,therewasscarcelyanythinggoingoninthehousebutcard—playing;thealmonerplayedwithme,andsodidthesub—rector,andIwonmoneyfromboth;nottoomuch,however,lesttheyshouldtelltherector,whohadthecharacterofaveryaustereman,andofbeingabitofasaint;however,thethiefofaporter,whosemoneyIhadwon,informedtherectorofwhatwasgoingon,andonedaytherectorsentformeintohisprivateapartment,andgavemesolongandpiousalectureupontheheinoussinofcard—playing,thatIthoughtIshouldsinkintotheground;afterabouthalf—an—hour’sinveighingagainstcard—playing,hebegantosoftenhistone,andwithalongsightoldmethatatonetimeofhislifehehadbeenayoungmanhimself,andhadoccasionallyusedthecards;hethenbegantoaskmesomequestionsaboutcard—playing,whichquestionsIafterwardsfoundweretopumpfrommewhatIknewaboutthescience。AfteratimeheaskedmewhetherIhadgotmycardswithme,andonmytellinghimIhad,heexpressedawishtoseethem,whereuponItookthepackoutofmypocket,andshowedittohim;helookedatitveryattentively,andatlast,givinganotherdeepsigh,hesaid,thatthoughhewasnearlyweanedfromthevanitiesoftheworld,hehadstillaninclinationtoseewhetherhehadentirelylostthelittleskillwhichatonetimehepossessed。WhenIheardhimspeakinthismanner,Itoldhimthatifhisreverencewasinclinedforagameofcards,I
shouldbeveryhappytoplayonewithhim;scarcelyhadI
utteredthesewordsthanhegaveathirdsigh,andlookedsoverymuchlikeasaintthatIwasafraidhewasgoingtoexcommunicateme。Nothingofthekind,however,forpresentlyhegetsupandlocksthedoor,thensittingdownatthetable,hemotionedmetodothesame,whichIdid,andinfiveminuteswewereplayingatcards,hisreverenceandmyself。
\"Isoonfoundthathisreverenceknewquiteasmuchaboutcard—playingasIdid。Divilatrickwasthereconnectedwithcardsthathisreverencedidnotseemawaketo。As,however,wewerenotplayingformoney,thiscircumstancedidnotgivememuchuneasiness;soweplayedgameaftergamefortwohours,whenhisreverence,havingbusiness,toldmeI
mightgo,soItookupmycards,makemyobedience,andlefthim。ThenextdayIhadothergameswithhim,andsoonforaverylongtime,stillplayingfornothing。Atlasthisreverencegrewtiredofplayingfornothing,andproposedthatweshouldplayformoney。Now,Ihadnodesiretoplaywithhisreverenceformoney,asIknewthatdoingsowouldbringonaquarrel。Aslongaswewereplayingfornothing,Icouldaffordtolethisreverenceusewhattrickshepleased;butifweplayedformoney,Icouldn’tdoso。Ifheplayedhistricks,Imustplaymine,anduseeveryadvantagetosavemymoney;andtherewasoneIpossessedwhichhisreverencedidnot。Thecardsbeingmyown,Ihadputsomedelicatelittlemarksonthetrumpcards,justattheedges,sothatwhenIdealt,bymeansofalittlesleightofhand,I
coulddealmyselfanytrumpcardIpleased。ButIwished,asIsaidbefore,tohavenodealingsformoneywithhisreverence,knowingthathewasmasterinthehouse,andthathecouldleadmeadogofalifeifIoffendedhim,eitherbywinninghismoney,ornotlettinghimwinmine。SoItoldhimIhadnomoneytoplaywith,buttheouldthiefknewbetter;heknewthatIwaseverydaywinningmoneyfromthescholars,andthesub—rector,andtheotherpeopleofthehouse,andtheouldthaifhaddeterminedtoletmegooninthatwaywinningmoney,andthenbymeansofhistricks,whichhethoughtIdarenotresent,towinfrommeallmyearnings—inaword,Shorsha,toletmefillmyselflikeasponge,andthensqueezemeforhisownadvantage。Sohemademeplaywithhim,andinlessthanthreedayscameonthequarrel;hisreverencechatedme,andIchatedhisreverence;theouldthaifkneweverytrickthatIknew,andoneortwomore;butindalingoutthecardsInickedhisreverence;scarcelyatrumpdidIevergivehim,Shorsha,andwonhismoneypurtyfreely。Och,itwasapurtyquarrel!
Allthedelicatenamesinthe’NewgateCalendar,’ifyeeverheardofsuchabook;allthehang—dognamesintheNewgatehistories,andthelivesofIrishrogues,didwecalleachother—hisreverenceandI!Suddenly,however,puttingouthishand,heseizedthecards,saying,’Iwillexaminethesecards,yecheatingscoundrel!forIbelievetherearedirtymarksonthem,whichyehavemadeinordertoknowthewinningcards。’’Givemebackmypack,’saidI,’orm’anamonDioulifIbenotthedeathofye!’Hisreverence,however,clappedthecardsintohispocket,andmadethebestofhiswaytothedoor,Ihanginguponhim。Hewasagross,fatman,but,likemostfatmen,deadlystrong,soheforcedhiswaytothedoor,and,openingit,flunghimselfout,withmestillholdingonhimlikeaterrierdogonabigfatpig;
thenheshoutsforhelp,andinalittletimeIwassecuredandthrustintoalock—uproom,whereIwaslefttomyself。
Herewasapurtyalteration。YesterdayIwastheidolofthereligioushouse,thoughtmoreonthanhisreverence,everyonepayingmecourtandwurtship,andwantingtoplaycardswithme,andtolearnmytricks,andfed,moreover,onthetidbitsofthetable;andto—dayIwasinacell,nobodycomingtolookatmebuttheblackguardporterwhohadchargeofme,mycardstakenfromme,andwithnothingbutbreadandwatertoliveupon。Timepasseddrearyenoughforamonth,attheendofwhichtimehisreverencecametome,leavingtheporterjustoutsidethedoorinordertocometohishelpshouldIbeviolent;andthenhereadmeaverypurtylectureonmyconduct,sayingIhadturnedthereligioushousetopsy—
turvy,andcorruptedthescholars,andthatIwasthecheatoftheworld,forthatoninspectingthepackhehaddiscoveredthedirtymarkswhichIhadmadeuponthetrumpcardsfortoknowthemby。Hesaidagreatdealmoretome,whichisnotworthrelating,andendedbytellingmethatheintendedtoletmeoutofconfinementnextday,butthatifeverImisconductedmyselfanymore,hewouldclapmeinagainfortherestofmylife。Ihadagoodmindtocallhimanouldthaif,butthehopeofgettingoutmademeholdmytongue,andthenextdayIwasletout;andneedenoughIhadtobeletout,forwhatwithbeingalone,andlivingonbreadandwater,Iwasbecomingfrighted,or,asthedoctorscallit,narvous。ButwhenIwasout—oh,whatachangeIfoundinthereligioushouse!nocard—playing,forithadbeenforbiddentothescholars,andtherewasnownothinggoingonbutreadingandsinging;divilamerryvisagetobeseen,butplentyofprimairsandgraces;butthecaseofthescholars,thoughbadenough,wasnothalfsobadasmine,fortheycouldspaketoeachother,whereasIcouldnothaveawordofconversation,fortheouldthaifofarectorhadorderedthemtosendmeto’Coventry,’tellingthemthatIwasagamblingcheat,withmoralsbadenoughtocorruptahorseregiment;
andwhereastheywereallowedtodivertthemselveswithgoingout,Iwaskeptreadingandsingingfrommorntillnight。
Theonlysoulwhowaswillingtoexchangeawordwithmewasthecook,andsometimesheandIhadalittlebitofdiscourseinacorner,andwecondoledwitheachother,forhelikedthechangeinthereligioushousealmostaslittleasmyself;buthetoldmethat,forallthechangebelowstairs,therewasstillcard—playingonabove,forthattheouldthaifofarector,andthesub—rector,andthealmonerplayedatcardstogether,andthattherectorwonmoneyfromtheothers—thealmonerhadtoldhimso—and,moreover,thattherectorwasthethaifoftheworld,andhadoncebeenkickedoutofaclub—houseatDublinforcheatingatcards,andafterthatcircumstancehadapparentlyreformedandliveddecentlytillthetimewhenIcametothereligioushousewithmypack,butthatthesightofthathadbroughthimbacktohisouldgambling。Hetoldthecook,moreover,thattherectorfrequentlywentoutatnighttothehousesofthegreatclergyandcheatedatcards。
\"Inthismelancholystate,withrespecttomyself,thingscontinuedalongtime,whensuddenlytherewasareportthathisHolinessthePopeintendedtopayavisittothereligioushouseinordertoexamineintoitsdiscipline。
WhenIheardthisIwasglad,forIdeterminedafterthePopehaddonewhathehadcometodo,tofalluponmykneesbeforehim,andmakearegularcomplaintofthetreatmentIhadreceived,totellhimofthecheatingatcardsoftherector,andtobeghimtomaketheouldthaifgivemebackmypackagain。Sothedayofthevisitcame,andhisHolinessmadehisappearancewithhisattendants,and,havinglookedoverthereligioushouse,hewentintotherector’sroomwiththerector,thesub—rector,andthealmoner。IintendedtohavewaiteduntilhisHolinesscameout,butfindinghestayedalongtimeIthoughtIwoulde’engointohim,soIwentuptothedoorwithoutanybodyobservingme—hisattendantsbeingwalkingaboutthecorridor—andopeningitIslippedin,andtherewhatdoyouthinkIsaw?Why,hisHolinessthePope,andhisreverencetherector,andthesub—rector,andthealmonerseatedatcards;andtheouldthaifofarectorwasdealingoutthecardswhichyehadgivenme,Shorsha,tohisHolinessthePope,thesub—rector,thealmoner,andhimself。\"