\"Yes,butI’mnotbehindhandeither,\"exclaimedCerizet。\"Ihavecomenowtoshowyouawaytoputthethumbscrewsontheoldmaidandmakeherspinlikeateetotum。Wemustn’tdeceiveourselves;MademoiselleThuillieristheheadandfrontofeverythinginthisaffair;ifwegetheronoursidethetowniswon。Letussaylittle,butthatlittletothepoint,asbecomesstrongmenwitheachother。Claparon,youknow,isafool;he’llbeallhislifewhathealwayswas,——acat’s—paw。JustnowheislendinghisnametoanotaryinParis,whoisconcernedwithalotofcontractors,andtheyareall——notaryandmasons——onthepointofruin。Claparonisgoingheadlongintoit。Heneveryetwasbankrupt;butthere’safirsttimeforeverything。HeishiddennowinmyhovelintheruedesPoules,wherenoonewilleverfindhim。Heisdesperate,andhehasn’tapenny。Now,amongthefiveorsixhousesbuiltbythesecontractors,whichhavetobesold,there’sajewelofahouse,builtoffreestone,intheneighborhoodoftheMadeleine,——afrontagelacedlikeamelon,withbeautifulcarvings,——butnotbeingfinished,itwillhavetobesoldforwhatitwillbring;certainlynotmorethanahundredthousandfrancs。Byspendingtwenty—fivethousandfrancsuponititcouldbelet,undoubtedly,fortenthousand。MakeMademoiselleThuilliertheproprietorofthathouseandyou’llwinherlove;she’llbelievethatyoucanputsuchchancesinherwayeveryyear。Therearetwowaysofgettingholdofvainpeople:flattertheirvanity,ORthreatenthem;
andtherearealsotwowaysofmanagingmisers:filltheirpurse,orelseattackit。Now,thisstrokeofbusiness,whileitdoesgoodtoMademoiselleThuillier,doesgoodtousaswell,anditwouldbeapitynottoprofitbythechance。\"
\"Butwhydoesthenotaryletitslipthroughhisfingers?\"askedDutocq。
\"Thenotary,mydearfellow!Why,he’stheveryonewhosavesus。
Forcedtosellhispractice,andutterlyruinedbesides,hereservedforhimselfthiscrumbofthecake。BelievinginthehonestyofthatidiotClaparon,hehasaskedhimtofindadummypurchaser。We’lllethimsupposethatMademoiselleThuillierisaworthysoulwhoallowsClaparontousehername;they’llbothbefooled,Claparonandthenotarytoo。IowethislittletricktomyfriendClaparon,wholeftmetobearthewholeweightofthetroubleabouthisstock—company,inwhichweweretrickedbyConture,andIhopeyoumayneverbeinthatman’sskin!\"headded,infernalhatredflashingfromhiswornandwitheredeyes。\"Now,I’vesaidmysay,gentlemen,\"hecontinued,sendingouthisvoicethroughhisnasalholes,andtakingadramaticattitude;foronce,atamomentofextremepenury,hehadgoneuponthestage。
Ashefinishedmakinghispropositionsomeonerangattheouterdoor,andlaPeyraderosetogoandopenit。Assoonashisbackwasturned,Cerizetsaid,hastily,toDutocq:——
\"Areyousureofhim?Iseeasortofairabouthim——AndI’magoodjudgeoftreachery。\"
\"Heissocompletelyinourpower,\"saidDutocq,\"thatIdon’ttroublemyselftowatch;but,betweenourselves,Ididn’tthinkhimasstrongasheprovestobe。Thefactis,wethoughtwewereputtingabarbbetweenthelegsofamanwhodidn’tknowhowtoride,andtherogueisanoldjockey!\"
\"Lethimtakecare,\"growledCerizet。\"Icanblowhimdownlikeahouseofcardsanyday。Asforyou,papaDutocq,youareabletoseehimatworkallthetime;watchhimcarefully。Besides,I’llfeelhispulsebygettingClaparontoproposetohimtogetridofus;thatwillhelpustojudgehim。\"
\"Prettygood,that!\"saidDutocq。\"Youaredaring,anyhow。\"
\"I’vegotmyhandin,that’sall,\"repliedCerizet。
ThesewordswereexchangedinalowvoiceduringthetimethatittookTheodosetogototheouterdoorandreturn。Cerizetwaslookingatthebookswhenthelawyerre—enteredtheroom。
\"ItisThuillier,\"saidTheodose。\"Ithoughthe’dcome;heisinthesalon。Hemustn’tseeCerizet’sfrock—coat;thosefrogswouldfrightenhim。\"
\"Pooh!youreceivethepoorinyouroffice,don’tyou?That’sinyourrole。Doyouwantanymoney?\"addedCerizet,pullingahundredfrancsoutofhistrousers’pocket。\"Thereitis;itwon’tlookamiss。\"
Andhelaidthepileonthechimney—piece。
\"Andnow,\"saidDutocq,\"wehadbettergetoutthroughthebedroom。\"
\"Well,good—bye,\"saidTheodose,openingahiddendoorwhichcommunicatedfromthestudytothebedroom。\"Comein,MonsieurThuillier,\"hecalledouttothebeauoftheEmpire。
Whenhesawhimsafelyinthestudyhewenttoletouthistwoassociatesthroughthebedroomandkitchenintothecourtyard。
\"Insixmonths,\"saidCerizet,\"you’llhavemarriedCelesteandgotyourfootintothestirrup。Youarelucky,youare,nottohavesat,likeme,intheprisoners’dock。I’vebeentheretwice:oncein1825,for’subversivearticles’whichIneverwrote,andthesecondtimeforreceivingtheprofitsofajoint—stockcompanywhichhadslippedthroughmyfingers!Come,let’swarmthisthingup!Sac—a—papier!
DutocqandIaresorelyinneedofthattwenty—fivethousandfrancs。
Goodcourage,oldfellow!\"headded,holdingouthishandtoTheodose,andmakingthegraspatestoffaithfulness。
TheProvencalgaveCerizethisrighthand,pressingtheother’shandwarmly:——
\"Mygoodfellow,\"hesaid,\"beverysurethatinwhateverpositionI
mayfindmyselfIshallneverforgetthatfromwhichyouhavedrawnmebyputtingmeinthesaddlehere。I’msimplyyourbait;butyouaregivingmethebestpartofthecatch,andIshouldbemoreinfamousthanagalley—slavewhoturnspolicemanifIdidn’tplayfair。\"
Assoonasthedoorwasclosed,Cerizetpeepedthroughthekey—hole,tryingtocatchsightoflaPeyrade’sface。ButtheProvencalhadturnedbacktomeetThuillier,andhisdistrustfulassociatecouldnotdetecttheexpressionofhiscountenance。
Thatexpressionwasneitherdisgustnorannoyance,itwassimplyjoy,appearingonafacethatnowseemedfreed。Theodosesawthemeansofsuccessapproachinghim,andheflatteredhimselfthatthedaywouldcomewhenhemightgetridofhisignobleassociates,towhomheowedeverything。Povertyhasunfathomabledepths,especiallyinParis,slimybottoms,fromwhich,whenadrownedmanrisestothesurfaceofthewater,hebringswithhimfilthandimpurityclingingtohisclothes,ortohisperson。Cerizet,theonceopulentfriendandprotectorofTheodose,wasthemuddymirestillclingingtotheProvencal,andtheformermanagerofthejoint—stockcompanysawveryplainlythathistoolwantedtobrushhimselfonenteringaspherewheredecentclothingwasanecessity。
\"Well,mydearTheodose,\"beganThuillier,\"wehavehopedtoseeyoueverydaythisweek,andeveryeveningwefindourhopesdeceived。AsthisisourSundayforadinner,mysisterandmywifehavesentmeheretobegyoutocometous。\"
\"Ihavebeensobusy,\"saidTheodose,\"thatIhavenothadtwominutestogivetoanyone,noteventoyou,whomIcountamongmyfriends,andwithwhomIhavewishedtotalkabout——\"
\"What?haveyoureallybeenthinkingseriouslyoverwhatyousaidtome?\"criedThuillier,interruptinghim。
\"Ifyouhadnotcomeherenowforafullunderstanding,Ishouldn’trespectyouasIdo,\"repliedlaPeyrade,smiling。\"Youhavebeenasub—director,andthereforeyoumusthavetheremainsofambition——
whichisdeucedlylegitimateinyourcase!Come,now,betweenourselves,whenoneseesaMinard,thatgildedpot,displayinghimselfattheTuileries,andcomplimentingtheking,andaPopinotabouttobecomeaministerofState,andthenlookatyou!amantrainedtoadministrativework,amanwiththirtyyears’experience,whohasseensixgovernments,lefttoplantbalsamsinalittlegarden!Heavensandearth!——Iamfrank,mydearThuillier,andI’llsay,honestly,thatI
wanttoadvanceyou,becauseyou’lldrawmeafteryou。Well,here’smyplan。Wearesoontoelectamemberofthecouncil—generalfromthisarrondissement;andthatmembermustbeyou。And,\"headded,dwellingontheword,\"itWILLbeyou!Afterthat,youwillcertainlybedeputyfromthearrondissementwhentheChamberisre—elected,whichmustsurelybebeforelong。Thevotesthatelectyoutothemunicipalcouncilwillstandbyyouintheelectionfordeputy,trustmeforthat。\"
\"Buthowwillyoumanageallthis?\"criedThuillier,fascinated。
\"Youshallknowingoodtime;butyoumustletmeconductthislonganddifficultaffair;ifyoucommittheslightestindiscretionastowhatissaid,orplanned,oragreedbetweenus,Ishallhavetodropthewholematter,andgood—byetoyou!\"
\"Oh!youcanrelyontheabsolutedumbnessofaformersub—director;
I’vehadsecretstokeep。\"
\"That’sallverywell;butthesearesecretstokeepfromyourwifeandsister,andfromMonsieurandMadameColleville。\"
\"Notamuscleofmyfaceshallrevealthem,\"saidThuillier,assumingastolidair。
\"Verygood,\"continuedTheodose。\"Ishalltestyou。Inordertomakeyourselfeligible,youmustpaytaxesonacertainamountofproperty,andyouarenotpayingthem。\"
\"Ibegyourpardon;I’mallrightforthemunicipalcouncilatanyrate;Ipaytwofrancsninety—sixcentimes。\"
\"Yes,butthetaxonpropertynecessaryforelectiontothechamberisfivehundredfrancs,andthereisnotimetoloseinacquiringthatproperty,becauseyoumustprovepossessionforoneyear。\"
\"Thedevil!\"criedThuillier;\"betweennowandayearhencetobetaxedfivehundredfrancsonpropertywhich——\"
\"BetweennowandtheendofJuly,atthelatest,youmustpaythattax。Well,Ifeelenoughinterestinyoutotellyouthesecretofanaffairbywhichyoumightmakefromthirtytofortythousandfrancsayear,byemployingacapitalofonehundredandfiftythousandatmost。Iknowthatinyourfamilyitisyoursisterwhodoesyourbusiness;Iamfarfromthinkingthatamistake;shehas,theytellme,excellentjudgment;andyoumustletmebeginbyobtaininghergood—willandfriendship,andproposingthisinvestmenttoher。Andthisiswhy:IfMademoiselleThuillierisnotinducedtoputfaithinmyplan,weshallcertainlyhavedifficultywithher。Besides,itwon’tdoforYOUtoproposetoherthatsheshouldputtheinvestmentofhermoneyinyourname。Theideahadbettercomefromme。Astomymeansofgettingyouelectedtothemunicipalcouncil,theyarethese:
Phellioncontrolsonequarterofthearrondissement;heandLaudigeoishavelivedinitthesethirtyyears,andtheyarelistenedtolikeoracles。Ihaveafriendwhocontrolsanotherquarter;andtherectorofSaint—Jacques,whoisnotwithoutinfluence,thankstohisvirtues,disposesofcertainvotes。Dutocq,inhiscloserelationtothepeople,andalsothejusticeofpeace,willhelpme,aboveall,asI’mnotactingformyself;andColleville,assecretaryofthemayor’soffice,cancertainlymanagetoobtainanotherfourthofthevotes。\"
\"Youareright!\"criedThuillier。\"I’melected!\"
\"Doyouthinkso?\"saidlaPeyrade,inavoiceofthedeepestsarcasm。
\"Verygood!thengoandaskyourfriendCollevilletohelpyou,andseewhathe’llsay。Notriumphinelectioncasesiseverbroughtaboutbythecandidatehimself,butbyhisfriends。Heshouldneveraskanythinghimselfforhimself;hemustbeinvitedtoaccept,andappeartobewithoutambition。\"
\"LaPeyrade!\"criedThuillier,rising,andtakingthehandoftheyounglawyer,\"youareaverycapableman。\"
\"Notascapableasyou,butIhavemymerits,\"saidtheProvencal,smiling。
\"IfwesucceedhowshallIeverrepayyou?\"askedThuillier,naively。
\"Ah!that,indeed!Iamafraidyouwillthinkmeimpertinent,butremember,thereisatruefeelinginmyheartwhichofferssomeexcuseforme;infact,ithasgivenmethespirittoundertakethisaffair。
Ilove——andItakeyouformyconfidant。\"
\"Butwhoisit?\"saidThuillier。
\"YourdearlittleCeleste,\"repliedlaPeyrade。\"Myloveforherwillbeapledgetoyouofmydevotion。WhatwouldInotdoforaFATHER—
IN—LAW!Thisispureselfishness;Ishallbeworkingformyself。\"
\"Hush!\"criedThuillier。
\"Eh,myfriend!\"saidlaPeyrade,catchingThuillierroundthebody;
\"ifIhadn’tFlavieonmyside,andifIdidn’tknowALL,shouldI
venturetobetalkingtoyouthus?ButpleasesaynothingtoFlavieaboutthis;waittillshespeakstoyou。Listentome;I’mofthemetalthatmakesministers;IdonotseektoobtainCelesteuntilI
deserveher。YoushallnotbeaskedtogivehertomeuntilthedaywhenyourelectionasadeputyofParisisassured。InordertobedeputyofParis,wemustgetthebetterofMinard;andinordertocrushMinardyoumustkeepinyourownhandsallyourmeansofinfluence;forthatreasonuseCelesteasahope;we’llplaythemoff,thesepeople,againsteachotherandfoolthemall——MadameCollevilleandyouandIwillbepersonsofimportanceoneofthesedays。Don’tthinkmemercenary。IwantCelestewithouta\"dot,\"withnothingmorethanherfutureexpectations。Toliveinyourfamilywithyou,tokeepmywifeinyourmidst,thatismydesire。YouseenowthatIhavenohiddenthoughts。Asforyou,mydearfriend,sixmonthsafteryourelectiontothemunicipalcouncil,youwillhavethecrossoftheLegionofhonor,andwhenyouaredeputyyouwillbemadeanofficerofit。AsforyourspeechesintheChamber——well!we’llwritethemtogether。Perhapsitwouldbedesirableforyoutowriteabook,——aseriousbookonmattershalfmoralandphilanthropic,halfpolitical;
such,forinstance,ascharitableinstitutionsconsideredfromthehigheststand—point;orreformsinthepawningsystem,theabusesofwhicharereallyfrightful。Letusfastensomeslightdistinctiontoyourname;itwillhelpyou,——especiallyinthearrondissement。Now,I
sayagain,trustme,believeinme;donotthinkoftakingmeintoyourfamilyuntilyouhavetheribboninyourbuttonholeonthemorrowofthedaywhenyoutakeyourseatintheChamber。I’lldomorethanthat,however;I’llputyouinthewayofmakingfortythousandfrancsayear。\"
\"ForanyoneofthosethreethingsyoushallhaveourCeleste,\"saidThuillier。
\"Ah!whatapearlsheis!\"exclaimedlaPeyrade,raisinghiseyestoheaven。\"IhavetheweaknesstopraytoGodforhereveryday。Sheischarming;sheisexactlylikeyou——oh!nonsense;surelyyouneedn’tcautionme!Dutocqtoldmeall。Well,I’llbewithyouto—night。I
mustgotothePhellions’now,andbegintoworkourplan。Youdon’tneedmetocautionyounottoletitbeknownthatyouarethinkingofmeforCeleste;ifyoudo,you’llcutoffmyarmsandlegs。Therefore,silence!eventoFlavie。Waittillshespeakstoyouherself。Phellionshallto—nightbroachthematterofproposingyouascandidateforthecouncil。\"
\"To—night?\"saidThuillier。
\"Yes,to—night,\"repliedlaPeyrade,\"unlessIdon’tfindhimathomenow。\"
Thuillierdeparted,sayingtohimself:——
\"That’saverysuperiorman;weshallalwaysunderstandeachother。
Faith!itmightbehardtodobetterforCeleste。Theywilllivewithus,asinourownfamily,andthat’sagooddeal!Yes,he’safinefellow,asoundman。\"
TomindsofThuillier’scalibre,asecondaryconsiderationoftenassumestheimportanceofaprincipalreason。Theodosehadbehavedtohimwithcharmingbonhomie。
CHAPTERVII
THEWORTHYPHELLIONS
ThehousetowhichTheodosedelaPeyradenowbenthisstepshadbeenthe\"hoceratinvotis\"ofMonsieurPhellionfortwentyyears;itwasthehouseofthePhellions,justasmuchasCerizet’sfroggedcoatwasthenecessarycomplementofhispersonality。
Thisdwellingwasstuckagainstthesideofalargehouse,butonlytothedepthofoneroom(abouttwentyfeetorso),andterminatedateachendinasortofpavilionwithonewindow。Itschiefcharmwasagarden,onehundredandeightyfeetsquare,longerthanthefacadeofthehousebythewidthofacourtyardwhichopenedonthestreet,andalittleclumpoflindens。Beyondthesecondpavilion,thecourtyardhad,betweenitselfandthestreet,anironrailing,inthecentreofwhichwasalittlegateopeninginthemiddle。
Thisbuilding,ofrougestonecoveredwithstucco,andtwostoreysinheight,hadreceivedacoatofyellow—wash;theblindswerepaintedgreen,andsoweretheshuttersonthelowerstorey。Thekitchenoccupiedtheground—floorofthepaviliononthecourtyard,andthecook,astout,stronggirl,protectedbytwoenormousdogs,performedthefunctionsofportress。Thefacade,composedoffivewindows,andthetwopavilions,whichprojectedninefeet,wereinthestylePhellion。Abovethedoorthemasterofthehousehadinsertedatabletofwhitemarble,onwhich,inlettersofgold,werereadthewords,\"Aureamediocritas。\"Abovethesun—dial,affixedtoonepanelofthefacade,hehadalsocausedtobeinscribedthissapientmaxim:\"Umbrameavita,sic!\"
Theformerwindow—sillshadrecentlybeensupercededbysillsofredLanguedocmarble,foundinamarbleshop。Atthebottomofthegardencouldbeseenacoloredstatue,intendedtoleadcasualobserverstoimaginethatanursewascarryingachild。Theground—floorofthehousecontainedonlythesalonandthedining—room,separatedfromeachotherbythewellofthestaircaseandthelanding,whichformedasortofantechamber。Attheendofthesalon,intheotherpavilion,wasalittlestudyoccupiedbyPhellion。
Onthefirstupperfloorweretheroomsofthefatherandmotherandthatoftheyoungprofessor。Abovewerethechambersofthechildrenandtheservants;forPhellion,onconsiderationofhisownageandthatofhiswife,hadsetupamaledomestic,agedfifteen,hissonhavingbythattimeentereduponhisdutiesoftuition。Toright,onenteringthecourtyard,werelittleofficeswherewoodwasstored,andwheretheformerproprietorhadlodgedaporter。ThePhellionswerenodoubtawaitingthemarriageoftheirsontoallowthemselvesthatadditionalluxury。
Thisproperty,onwhichthePhellionshadlonghadtheireye,costthemeighteenthousandfrancsin1831。Thehousewasseparatedfromthecourtyardbyabalustradewithabaseoffreestoneandacopingoftiles;thislittlewall,whichwasbreast—high,waslinedwithahedgeofBengalroses,inthemiddleofwhichopenedawoodengateoppositeandleadingtothelargegatesonthestreet。Thosewhoknowthecul—
de—sacoftheFeuillantines,willunderstandthatthePhellionhouse,standingatrightanglestothestreet,hadasouthernexposure,andwasprotectedonthenorthbytheimmensewalloftheadjoininghouse,againstwhichthesmallerstructurewasbuilt。ThecupolaofthePantheonandthatoftheVal—de—Gracelookedfromthereliketwogiants,andsodiminishedtheskyspacethat,walkinginthegarden,onefeltcrampedandoppressed。Noplacecouldbemoresilentthanthisblindstreet。
Suchwastheretreatofthegreatunknowncitizenwhowasnowtastingthesweetsofrepose,afterdischarginghisdutytothenationintheministryoffinance,fromwhichhehadretiredasregistrationclerkafteraserviceofthirty—sixyears。In1832hehadledhisbattalionoftheNationalGuardtotheattackonSaint—Merri,buthisneighborshadpreviouslyseentearsinhiseyesatthethoughtofbeingobligedtofireonmisguidedFrenchmen。TheaffairwasalreadydecidedbythetimehislegioncrossedthepontNotre—Dameataquickstep,afterdebouchingbytheflower—market。Thisnoblehesitationwonhimtherespectofhiswholequarter,buthelostthedecorationoftheLegionofhonor;hiscoloneltoldhiminaloudvoicethat,underarms,therewasnosuchthingasdeliberation,——asayingofLouis—PhilippetotheNationalGuardofMetz。Nevertheless,thebourgeoisvirtuesofPhellion,andthegreatrespectinwhichhewasheldinhisownquarterhadkepthimmajorofthebattalionforeightyears。Hewasnownearlysixty,andseeingthemomentcomingwhenhemustlayofftheswordandstock,hehopedthatthekingwoulddeigntorewardhisservicesbygrantinghimatlasttheLegionofhonor。
Truthcompelsustosay,inspiteofthestainthispettinesswillputuponsofineacharacter,thatCommanderPhellionroseuponthetipsofhistoesatthereceptionsintheTuileries,anddidallthathecouldtoputhimselfforward,eveneyeingthecitizen—kingperpetuallywhenhedinedathistable。Inshort,heintriguedinadumbsortofway;buthadneveryetobtainedalookinreturnfromthekingofhischoice。Theworthymanhadmorethanoncethought,butwasnotyetdecided,tobegMonsieurMinardtoassisthiminobtaininghissecretdesire。
Phellion,amanofpassiveobedience,wasstoicalinthematterofduty,andironinallthattouchedhisconscience。Tocompletethispicturebyasketchofhisperson,wemustaddthatatfifty—nineyearsofagePhellionhad\"thickened,\"touseatermofthebourgeoisvocabulary。Hisface,ofonemonotonoustoneandpittedwiththesmall—pox,hadgrowntoresembleafullmoon;sothathislips,formerlylarge,nowseemedofordinarysize。Hiseyes,muchweakened,andprotectedbyglasses,nolongershowedtheinnocenceoftheirlight—blueorbs,whichinformerdayshadoftenexcitedasmile;hiswhitehairnowgavegravitytomuchthattwelveyearsearlierhadlookedlikesilliness,andlentitselftoridicule。Time,whichdoessuchdamagetofaceswithrefinedanddelicatefeatures,onlyimprovesthosewhich,intheiryouth,havebeencourseandmassive。ThiswasthecasewithPhellion。HeoccupiedtheleisureofhisoldageinmakinganabridgmentoftheHistoryofFrance;forPhellionwastheauthorofseveralworksadoptedbytheUniversity。
WhenlaPeyradepresentedhimself,thefamilywerealltogether。
MadameBarniolwasjusttellinghermotheraboutoneofherbabies,whichwasslightlyindisposed。TheyweredressedintheirSundayclothes,andweresittingbeforethefireplaceofthewainscotedsalononchairsboughtatabargain;andtheyallfeltanemotionwhenGenevieve,thecookandportress,announcedthepersonageofwhomtheywerejustthenspeakinginconnectionwithCeleste,whom,wemustherestate,FelixPhellionloved,totheextentofgoingtomasstobeholdher。Thelearnedmathematicianhadmadethateffortinthemorning,andthefamilywerejokinghimaboutitinapleasantway,hopingintheirheartsthatCelesteandherparentsmightunderstandthetreasurethatwasthusofferedtothem。
\"Alas!theThuilliersseemtomeinfatuatedwithaverydangerousman,\"saidMadamePhellion。\"HetookMadameCollevillebythearmthismorningafterchurch,andtheywenttogethertotheLuxembourg。\"
\"Thereissomethingaboutthatlawyer,\"remarkedFelixPhellion,\"thatstrikesmeassinister。HemightbefoundtohavecommittedsomecrimeandIshouldn’tbesurprised。\"
\"That’sgoingtoofar,\"saidoldPhellion。\"Heiscousin—germaintoTartuffe,thatimmortalfigurecastinbronzebyourhonestMoliere;
forMoliere,mychildren,hadhonestyandpatriotismforthebasisofhisgenius。\"
ItwasatthatinstantthatGenevievecameintosay,\"There’saMonsieurdelaPeyradeoutthere,whowantstoseemonsieur。\"
\"Toseeme!\"exclaimedPhellion。\"Askhimtocomein,\"headded,withthatsolemnityinlittlethingswhichgavehimevennowatouchofabsurdity,thoughitalwaysimpressedhisfamily,whichacceptedhimasking。
Phellion,histwosons,andhiswifeanddaughter,roseandreceivedthecircularbowmadebythelawyer。
\"Towhatdoweowethehonorofyourvisit,monsieur?\"askedPhellion,stiffly。
\"Toyourimportanceinthisarrondissement,mydearMonsieurPhellion,andtopublicinterests,\"repliedTheodose。
\"Thenletusgointomystudy,\"saidPhellion。
\"No,no,myfriend,\"saidtherigidMadamePhellion,asmallwoman,flatasaflounder,whoretaineduponherfeaturesthegrimseveritywithwhichshetaughtmusicinboarding—schoolsforyoungladies;\"wewillleaveyou。\"
AnuprightErardpiano,placedbetweenthetwowindowsandoppositetothefireplace,showedtheconstantoccupationofaproficient。
\"AmIsounfortunateastoputyoutoflight?\"saidTheodose,smilinginakindlywayatthemotheranddaughter。\"Youhaveadelightfulretreathere,\"hecontinued。\"Youonlylackaprettydaughter—in—lawtopasstherestofyourdaysinthis’aureamediocritas,’thewishoftheLatinpoet,surroundedbyfamilyjoys。Yourantecedents,mydearMonsieurPhellion,oughtsurelytowinyousuchrewards,forIamtoldthatyouarenotonlyapatriotbutagoodcitizen。\"
\"Monsieur,\"saidPhellion,embarrassed,\"monsieur,Ihaveonlydonemyduty。\"Attheword\"daughter—in—law,\"utteredbyTheodose,MadameBarniol,whoresembledhermotherasmuchasonedropofwaterislikeanother,lookedatMadamePhellionandatFelixasifshewouldsay,\"Werewemistaken?\"
Thedesiretotalkthisincidentovercarriedallfourpersonagesintothegarden,for,inMarch,1840,theweatherwasspring—like,atleastinParis。
\"Commander,\"saidTheodose,assoonashewasalonewithPhellion,whowasalwaysflatteredbythattitle,\"Ihavecometospeaktoyouabouttheelection——\"
\"Yes,true;weareabouttonominateamunicipalcouncillor,\"saidPhellion,interruptinghim。
\"AnditisaproposofthatcandidacythatIhavecometodisturbyourSundayjoys;butperhapsinsodoingweshallnotgobeyondthelimitsofthefamilycircle。\"
ItwouldbeimpossibleforPhelliontobemorePhellionthanTheodosewasPhellionatthatmoment。
\"Ishallnotletyousayanotherword,\"repliedthecommander,profitingbythepausemadebyTheodose,whowatchedfortheeffectofhisspeech。\"Mychoiceismade。\"
\"Wehavehadthesameidea!\"exclaimedTheodose;\"menofthesamecharacteragreeaswellasmenofthesamemind。\"
\"InthiscaseIdonotbelieveinthatphenomenon,\"repliedPhellion。
\"Thisarrondissementhadforitsrepresentativeinthemunicipalcouncilthemostvirtuousofmen,ashewasthenoblestofmagistrates。IalludetothelateMonsieurPopinot,thedeceasedjudgeoftheRoyalcourts。Whenthequestionofreplacinghimcameup,hisnephew,theheirtohisbenevolence,didnotresideinthisquarter。
Hehassince,however,purchased,andnowoccupies,thehousewherehisunclelivedintheruedelaMontagne—Sainte—Genevieve;heisthephysicianoftheEcolePolytechniqueandthatofourhospitals;hedoeshonortothisquarter;forthesereasons,andtopayhomageinthepersonofthenephewtothememoryoftheuncle,wehavedecidedtonominateDoctorHoraceBianchon,memberoftheAcademyofSciences,asyouareaware,andoneofthemostdistinguishedyoungmenintheillustriousfacultyofParis。Amanisnotgreatinoureyessolelybecauseheiscelebrated;tomymindthelateCouncillorPopinotwasalmostanotherSaintVincentdePaul。\"
\"Butadoctorisnotanadministrator,\"repliedTheodose;\"and,besides,Ihavecometoaskyourvoteforamantowhomyourdearestinterestsrequirethatyoushouldsacrificeapredilection,which,afterall,isquiteunimportanttothepublicwelfare。\"
\"Monsieur!\"criedPhellion,risingandstrikinganattitudelikethatofLafonin\"LeGlorieux,\"\"Doyoudespisemesufficientlytosupposethatmypersonalinterestscouldeverinfluencemypoliticalconscience?Whenamatterconcernsthepublicwelfare,Iamacitizen——nothingmore,andnothingless。\"
Theodosesmiledtohimselfatthethoughtofthebattlewhichwasnowtotakeplacebetweenthefatherandthecitizen。
\"Donotbindyourselftoyourpresentideas,Ientreatyou,\"hesaid,\"forthismatterconcernsthehappinessofyourdearFelix。\"
\"Whatdoyoumeanbythosewords?\"askedPhellion,stoppingshortinthemiddleofthesalonandposing,withhishandthrustthroughthebosomofhiswaistcoatfromrighttoleft,inthewell—knownattitudeofOdilonBarrot。
\"Ihavecomeinbehalfofourmutualfriend,theworthyandexcellentMonsieurThuillier,whoseinfluenceonthedestinyofthatbeautifulCelesteCollevillemustbewellknowntoyou。If,asIthink,yourson,whosemeritsareincontestable,andofwhombothfamiliesmaywellbeproud,if,Isay,heiscourtingCelestewithaviewtoamarriageinwhichallexpedienciesmaybecombined,youcannotdomoretopromotethatendthantoobtainThuillier’seternalgratitudebyproposingyourworthyfriendtothesuffragesofyourfellow—citizens。