’Goodsir,Iwouldwashme。’
’Oh,isthatall!AsknopermissionofMilesHendonforaughtthoucravest。Makethyselfperfectlyfreehereandwelcome,withallthatarehisbelongings。’
Stilltheboystood,andmovednot;more,hetappedtheflooronceortwicewithhissmallimpatientfoot。Hendonwaswhollyperplexed。
Saidhe:
’Blessus,whatisit?’
’Prithee,pourthewater,andmakenotsomanywords!’
Hendon,suppressingahorse—laugh,andsayingtohimself,’Byallthesaints,butthisisadmirable!’steppedbrisklyforwardanddidthesmallinsolent’sbidding;thenstoodby,inasortofstupefaction,untilthecommand,’Come—thetowel!’wokehimsharplyup。Hetookupatowelfromundertheboy’snoseandhandedittohim,withoutcomment。Henowproceededtocomforthisownfacewithawash,andwhilehewasatithisadoptedchildseatedhimselfatthetableandpreparedtofallto。Hendondespatchedhisablutionswithalacrity,thendrewbacktheotherchairandwasabouttoplacehimselfattable,whentheboysaid,indignantly:
’Forbear!Wouldstsitinthepresenceoftheking?’
ThisblowstaggeredHendontohisfoundations。Hemutteredtohimself,’Lo,thepoorthing’smadnessisupwiththetime!ithathchangedwiththegreatchangethatiscometotherealm,andnowinfancyisheking!Goodlack,Imusthumortheconceit,too—thereisnootherway—faith,hewouldordermetotheTower,else!’
Andpleasedwiththisjest,heremovedthechairfromthetable,tookhisstandbehindtheking,andproceededtowaituponhiminthecourtliestwayhewascapableof。
Whenthekingate,therigorofhisroyaldignityrelaxedalittle,andwithhisgrowingcontentmentcameadesiretotalk。Hesaid:
’IthinkthoucallestthyselfMilesHendon,ifIheardtheearight?’
’Yes,sire,’Milesrepliedthenobservedtohimself,’IfImusthumorthepoorlad’smadness,Imustsirehim,Imustmajestyhim,I
mustnotgobyhalves,ImuststickatnothingthatbelongethtothepartIplay,elseshallIplayitillandworkeviltothischaritableandkindlycause。’
Thekingwarmedhisheartwithasecondglassofwine,andsaid:
’Iwouldknowthee—tellmethystory。Thouhastagallantwaywiththee,andanoble—artnoblyborn?’
’Weareofthetailofthenobility,goodyourmajesty。Myfatherisabaronet—oneofthesmallerlords,byknightservice*(8)—SirRichardHendon,ofHendonHall,byMonk’sHolminKent。’
’Thenamehasescapedmymemory。Goon—tellmethystory。’
’’Tisnotmuch,yourmajesty,yetperchanceitmaybeguileashorthalf—hourforwantofabetter。Myfather,SirRichard,isveryrich,andofamostgenerousnature。MymotherdiedwhilstIwasyetaboy。Ihavetwobrothers:Arthur,myelder,withasoulliketohisfather’s;andHugh,youngerthanI,ameanspirit,covetous,treacherous,vicious,underhanded—areptile。Suchwashefromthecradle;suchwashetenyearspast,whenIlastsawhim—ariperascalatnineteen,Ibeingtwentythen,andArthurtwenty—two。ThereisnoneotherofusbuttheLadyEdith,mycousin—shewassixteen,then—
beautiful,gentle,good,thedaughterofanearl,thelastofherrace,heiressofagreatfortuneandalapsedtitle。Myfatherwasherguardian。Ilovedherandshelovedme;butshewasbetrothedtoArthurfromthecradle,andSirRichardwouldnotsufferthecontracttobebroken。Arthurlovedanothermaid,andbadeusbeofgoodcheerandholdfasttothehopethatdelayandlucktogetherwouldsomedaygivesuccesstoourseveralcauses。HughlovedtheLadyEdith’sfortune,thoughintruthhesaiditwasherselfheloved—
butthen’twashisway,alway,tosayonethingandmeantheother。
Buthelosthisartsuponthegirl;hecoulddeceivemyfather,butnoneelse。Myfatherlovedhimbestofusall,andtrustedandbelievedhim;forhewastheyoungestchildandothershatedhim—
thesequalitiesbeinginallagessufficienttowinaparent’sdearestlove;andhehadasmoothpersuasivetongue,withanadmirablegiftoflying—andthesebequalitieswhichdomightilyassistablindaffectiontocozenitself。Iwaswild—introthImightgoyetfartherandsayverywild,though’twasawildnessofaninnocentsort,sinceithurtnonebutme,broughtshametonone,norloss,norhadinitanytaintofcrimeorbaseness,orwhatmightnotbeseemminehonorabledegree。
’YetdidmybrotherHughturnthesefaultstogoodaccount—heseeingthatourbrotherArthur’shealthwasbutindifferent,andhopingtheworstmightworkhimprofitwereIsweptoutofthepath—
so—but’twerealongtale,goodmyliege,andlittleworththetelling。Briefly,then,thisbrotherdiddeftlymagnifymyfaultsandmakethemcrimes;endinghisbaseworkwithfindingasilkenladderinmineapartments—conveyedthitherbyhisownmeans—anddidconvincemyfatherbythis,andsubornedevidenceofservantsandotherlyingknaves,thatIwasmindedtocarryoffmyEdithandmarrywithher,inrankdefianceofhiswill。
’ThreeyearsofbanishmentfromhomeandEnglandmightmakeasoldierandamanofme,myfathersaid,andteachmesomedegreeofwisdom。Ifoughtoutmylongprobationinthecontinentalwars,tastingsumptuouslyofhardknocks,privation,andadventure;butinmylastbattleIwastakencaptive,andduringthesevenyearsthathavewaxedandwanedsincethen,aforeigndungeonhathharboredme。
ThroughwitandcourageIwontothefreeairatlast,andfledhitherstraight;andambutjustarrived,rightpoorinpurseandraiment,andpoorerstillinknowledgeofwhatthesedullsevenyearshavewroughtatHendonHall,itspeopleandbelongings。Sopleaseyou,sir,mymeagertaleistold。’
’Thouhastbeenshamefullyabused!’saidthelittleking,withaflashingeye。’ButIwillrightthee—bythecrosswillI!Thekinghathsaidit。’
Then,firedbythestoryofMiles’swrongs,heloosedhistongueandpouredthehistoryofhisownrecentmisfortunesintotheearsofhisastonishedlistener。Whenhehadfinished,Milessaidtohimself。
’Lo,whatanimaginationhehath!Verilythisisnocommonmind;
else,crazedorsane,itcouldnotweavesostraightandgaudyataleasthisoutoftheairynothingswherewithithathwroughtthiscuriousromaunt。Poorruinedlittlehead,itshallnotlackfriendorshelterwhilstIbidewiththeliving。Heshallneverleavemyside;heshallbemypet,mylittlecomrade。Andheshallbecured!—
aye,madewholeandsound—thenwillhemakehimselfaname—andproudshallIbetosay,\"Yes,heismine—Itookhim,ahomelesslittleragamuffin,butIsawwhatwasinhim,andIsaidhisnamewouldbeheardsomeday—beholdhim,observehim—wasIright?\"’
Thekingspoke—inathoughtful,measuredvoice:
’Thoudidstsavemeinjuryandshame,perchancemylife,andsomycrown。Suchservicedemandethrichreward。Namethydesire,andsoitbewithinthecompassofmyroyalpower,itisthine。’
ThisfantasticsuggestionstartledHendonoutofhisreverie。Hewasabouttothankthekingandputthematterasidewithsayinghebadonlydonehisdutyanddesirednoreward,butawiserthoughtcameintohishead,andheaskedleavetobesilentafewmomentsandconsiderthegraciousoffer—anideawhichthekinggravelyapproved,remarkingthatitwasbesttobenottoohastywithathingofsuchgreatimport。
Milesreflectedduringsomemoments,thensaidtohimself,’Yes,thatisthethingtodo—byanyothermeansitwereimpossibletogetatit—andcertes,thishour’sexperiencehastaughtme’twouldbemostwearingandinconvenienttocontinueitasitis。Yes,Iwillproposeit;’twasahappyaccidentthatIdidnotthrowthechanceaway。’Thenhedroppedupononekneeandsaid:
’Mypoorservicewentnotbeyondthelimitofasubject’ssimpleduty,andthereforehathnomerit;butsinceyourmajestyispleasedtoholditworthysomereward,Itakeheartofgracetomakepetitiontothiseffect。Nearfourhundredyearsago,asyourgraceknoweth,therebeingillbloodbetwixtJohn,kingofEngland,andthekingofFrance,itwasdecreedthattwochampionsshouldfighttogetherinthelists,andsosettlethedisputebywhatiscalledthearbitramentofGod。Thesetwokings,andtheSpanishking,beingassembledtowitnessandjudgetheconflict,theFrenchchampionappeared;butsoredoubtablewashethatourEnglishknightsrefusedtomeasureweaponswithhim。Sothematter,whichwasaweightyone,wasliketogoagainsttheEnglishmonarchbydefault。NowintheTowerlaytheLorddeCourcy,themightiestarminEngland,strippedofhishonorsandpossessions,andwastingwithlongcaptivity。Appealwasmadetohim;hegaveassent,andcamefortharrayedforbattle;
butnosoonerdidtheFrenchmanglimpsehishugeframeandhearhisfamousnamebuthefledaway,andtheFrenchking’scausewaslost。
KingJohnrestoredDeCourcy’stitlesandpossessions,andsaid,\"Namethywishandthoushalthaveit,thoughitcostmehalfmykingdom\";
whereatDeCourcy,kneeling,asIdonow,madeanswerer,\"This,then,Iask,myliege;thatIandmysuccessorsmayhaveandholdtheprivilegeofremainingcoveredinthepresenceofthekingsofEngland,henceforthwhilethethroneshalllast。\"Theboonwasgranted,asyourmajestyknoweth;andtherehathbeennotime,thesefourhundredyears,thatthatlinehasfailedofanheir;andso,evenuntothisday,theheadofthatancienthousestillwearethhishatorhelmbeforetheking’smajesty,withoutletorhindrance,andthisnoneothermaydo。*(9)Invokingthisprecedentinaidofmyprayer,Ibeseechthekingtogranttomebutthisonegraceandprivilege—tomymorethansufficientreward—andnoneother,towit:thatIandmyheirs,forever,maysitinthepresenceofthemajestyofEngland!’
’Rise,SirMilesHendon,knight,’saidtheking,gravely—givingtheaccoladewithHendon’ssword—’rise,andseatthyself。Thypetitionisgranted。WhileEnglandremains,andthecrowncontinues,theprivilegeshallnotlapse。’
Hismajestywalkedapart,musing,andHendondroppedintoachairattable,observingtohimself,’’Twasabravethought,andhathwroughtmeamightydeliverance;mylegsaregrievouslywearied。AnIhadnotthoughtofthat,Imusthavehadtostandforweeks,tillmypoorlad’switsarecured。’Afteralittlehewenton,’AndsoIambecomeaknightoftheKingdomofDreamsandShadows!Amostoddandstrangeposition,truly,foronesomatter—of—factasI。Iwillnotlaugh—no,Godforbid,forthisthingwhichissosubstancelesstomeisrealtohim。Andtome,also,inoneway,itisnotafalsity,foritreflectswithtruththesweetandgenerousspiritthatisinhim。’Afterapause:’Ah,whatifheshouldcallmebymyfinetitlebeforefolk!—there’dbeamerrycontrastbetwixtmygloryandmyraiment!Butnomatter;lethimcallmewhathewill,soitpleasehim;Ishallbecontent。’
CHAPTERXIII
TheDissappearanceofthePrinceAHEAVYdrowsinesspresentlyfelluponthetwocomrades。Thekingsaid:
’Removetheserags’—meaninghisclothing。
Hendondisappareledtheboywithoutdissentorremark,tuckedhimupinbed,thenglancedabouttheroom,sayingtohimself,ruefully,’Hehathtakenmybedagain,asbefore—marry,whatshallIdo?’Thelittlekingobservedhisperplexity,anddissipateditwithaword。Hesaid,sleepily:
’Thouwiltsleepathwartthedoor,andguardit。’Inamomentmorehewasoutofhistroubles,inadeepslumber。
’Dearheart,heshouldhavebeenbornaking!’mutteredHendon,admiringly,’heplayeththeparttoamarvel。’
Thenhestretchedhimselfacrossthedoor,onthefloor,sayingcontentedly:
’Ihavelodgedworseforsevenyears;’twouldbebutillgratitudetoHimabovetofindfaultwiththis。’
Hedroppedasleepasthedawnappeared。Towardnoonherose,uncoveredhisunconsciousward—asectionatatime—andtookhismeasurewithastring。Thekingawoke,justashehadcompletedhiswork,complainedofthecold,andaskedwhathewasdoing。
’’Tisdonenow,myliege,’saidHendon;’Ihaveabitofbusinessoutside,butwillpresentlyreturn;sleepthouagain—thouneedestit。There—letmecoverthyheadalso—thou’ltbewarmthesooner。’
Thekingwasbackindreamlandbeforethisspeechwasended。Milesslippedsoftlyout,andslippedassoftlyinagain,inthecourseofthirtyorfortyminutes,withacompletesecond—handsuitofboy’sclothing,ofcheapmaterial,andshowingsignsofwear;buttidy,andsuitedtotheseasonoftheyear。Heseatedhimselfandbegantooverhaulhispurchase,mumblingtohimself:
’Alongerpursewouldhavegotabettersort,butwhenonehasnotthelongpurseonemustbecontentwithwhatashortonemaydo—
’\"Therewasawomaninourtown,Inourtowndiddwell\"—
’Hestirred,methinks—Imustsinginalessthunderouskey;
’tisnotgoodtomarhissleep,withthisjourneybeforehimandhesoweariedout,poorchap……Thisgarment—’tiswellenough—astitchhereandanotheronetherewillsetitaright。Thisotherisbetter,albeitastitchortwowillnotcomeamissinit,likewise……Thesebeverygoodandsound,andwillkeephissmallfeetwarmanddry—
anoddnewthingtohim,belike,sincehehasdoubtlessbeenusedtofootitbare,wintersandsummersthesame……Wouldthreadwerebread,seeingonegettethayear’ssufficiencyforafarthing,andsuchabravebigneedlewithoutcost,formerelove。NowshallI
havethedemon’sowntimetothreadit!’
Andsohehad。Hedidasmenhavealwaysdone,andprobablyalwayswilldo,totheendoftime—heldtheneedlestill,andtriedtothrustthethreadthroughtheeye,whichistheoppositeofawoman’sway。Timeandtimeagainthethreadmissedthemark,goingsometimesononesideoftheneedle,sometimesontheother,sometimesdoublingupagainsttheshaft;buthewaspatient,havingbeenthroughtheseexperiencesbefore,whenhewassoldiering。Hesucceededatlast,andtookupthegarmentthathadlainwaiting,meantime,acrosshislap,andbeganhiswork。’Theinnispaid—thebreakfastthatistocome,included—andthereiswherewithallefttobuyacoupleofdonkeysandmeetourlittlecostsforthetwoorthreedaysbetwixtthisandtheplentythatawaitsusatHendonHall—
’\"Shelovedherhus\"—
’Bodyo’me!Ihavedriventheneedleundermynail!……Itmatterslittle—’tisnotanovelty—yet’tisnotaconvenience,neither……Weshallbemerrythere,littleone,neverdoubtit!Thytroubleswillvanishthere,andlikewisethysaddistemper—
’\"Shelovedherhusbanddearilee,Butanotherman\"—
’Thesebenoblelargestitches!’—holdingthegarmentupandviewingitadmiringly—’theyhaveagrandeurandamajestythatdocausethesesmallstingyonesofthetailor—mantolookmightypaltryandplebeian—
’\"Shelovedherhusbanddearilee,Butanothermanhelovedshe,\"—
’Marry,’tisdone—agoodlypieceofwork,too,andwroughtwithexpedition。NowwillIwakehim,apparelhim,pourforhim,feedhim,andthenwillwehieustothemartbytheTabardinninSouthwarkand—bepleasedtorise,myliege!—heanswerethnot—whatho,myliege!—ofatruthmustIprofanehissacredpersonwithatouch,sithhisslumberisdeaftospeech。What!’
Hethrewbackthecovers—theboywasgone!
Hestaredabouthiminspeechlessastonishmentforamoment;
noticedforthefirsttimethathisward’sraggedraimentwasalsomissing,thenhebegantorageandstorm,andshoutfortheinn—keeper。Atthatmomentaservantenteredwiththebreakfast。
’Explain,thoulimbofSatan,orthytimeiscome!’roaredthemanofwar,andmadesosavageaspringtowardthewaiterthatthislattercouldnotfindhistongue,fortheinstant,forfrightandsurprise。
’Whereistheboy?’
Indisjointedandtremblingsyllablesthemangavetheinformationdesired。
’Youwerehardlygonefromtheplace,yourworship,whenayouthcamerunningandsaiditwasyourworship’swillthattheboycometoyoustraight,atthebridge—endontheSouthwarkside。Ibroughthimthither;andwhenhewoketheladandgavehismessage,theladdidgrumblesomelittleforbeingdisturbed’soearly,’ashecalledit,butstraightwaytrussedonhisragsandwentwiththeyouth,onlysayingithadbeenbettermannersthatyourworshipcameyourself,notsentastranger—andso—’
’Andsothou’rtafool!—afool,andeasilycozened—hangallthybreed!Yetmayhapnohurtisdone。Possiblynoharmismeanttheboy。Iwillgofetchhim。Makethetableready。Stay!thecoveringsofthebedweredisposedasifonelaybeneaththem—happenedthatbyaccident?’
’Iknownot,goodyourworship。Isawtheyouthmeddlewiththem—hethatcamefortheboy。’
’Thousanddeaths!’twasdonetodeceiveme—’tisplain’twasdonetogaintime。Harkye!Wasthatyouthalone?’
’Allalone,yourworship。’
’Artsure?’
’Sure,yourworship。’
’Collectthyscatteredwits—bethinkthee—taketime,man。’
Afteramoment’sthought,theservantsaid:
’Whenhecame,nonecamewithhim;butnowIremembermethatasthetwosteppedintothethrongoftheBridge,aruffian—lookingmanplungedoutfromsomenearplace;andjustashewasjoiningthem—’
’Whatthen?—outwithit!’thunderedtheimpatientHendon,interrupting。
’Justthenthecrowdlappedthemupandclosedthemin,andI
sawnomore,beingcalledbymymaster,whowasinaragebecauseajointthatthescrivenerhadorderedwasforgot,thoughItakeallthesaintstowitnessthattoblamemeforthatmiscarriagewerelikeholdingtheunbornbabetojudgmentforsinscom—’
’Outofmysight,idiot!Thypratingdrivesmemad!Hold!
whitherartflying?Canstnotbidestillaninstant?WenttheytowardSouthwark?’
’Evenso,yourworship—for,asIsaidbefore,astothatdetestablejoint,thebabeunbornisnowhitmoreblamelessthan—’
’Arthereyet!Andpratingstill?Vanish,lestIthrottlethee!’
Theservitorvanished。Hendonfollowedafterhim,passedhim,andplungeddownthestairstwostepsatastride,muttering,’’Tisthatscurvyvillainthatclaimedhewashisson。Ihavelostthee,mypoorlittlemadmaster—itisabitterthought—andIhadcometolovetheeso!No!bybookandbell,notlost!Notlost,forIwillransackthelandtillIfindtheeagain。Poorchild,yonderishisbreakfast—andmine,butIhavenohungernow—so,lettheratshaveit—speed,speed!thatistheword!’AshewormedhisswiftwaythroughthenoisymultitudesupontheBridge,heseveraltimessaidtohimself—clingingtothethoughtasifitwereaparticularlypleasingone:’Hegrumbledbuthewent—hewent,yes,becausehethoughtMilesHendonaskedit,sweetlad—hewouldne’erhavedoneitforanother,Iknowitwell!’
CHAPTERXIV
’LeRoiestMort—ViveleRoi’
TOWARDdaylightofthesamemorning,TomCantystirredoutofaheavysleepandopenedhiseyesinthedark。Helaysilentafewmoments,tryingtoanalyzehisconfusedthoughtsandimpressions,andgetsomesortofmeaningoutofthem,thensuddenlyheburstoutinarapturousbutguardedvoice:
’Iseeitall,Iseeitall!NowGodbethanked,Iam,indeed,awakeatlast!Come,joy!vanish,sorrow!Ho,Nan!Bet!kickoffyourstrawandhieyehithertomyside,tillIdopourintoyourunbelievingearsthewildestmadcapdreamthateverthespiritsofnightdidconjureuptoastonishthesoulofmanwithal!……Ho,Nan,I
say!Bet!’……
Adimformappearedathisside,andavoicesaid:
’Wiltdeigntodeliverthycommands?’
’Commands?……Oh,woeisme,Iknowthyvoice!Speak,thou—whoamI?’
’Thou?Insooth,yesternightwertthouthePrinceofWales,to—dayartthoumymostgraciousliege,Edward,kingofEngland。’
Tomburiedhisheadamonghispillows,murmuringplaintively:
’Alack,itwasnodream!Gotothyrest,sweetsir—leavemetomysorrows。’
Tomsleptagain,andafteratimehehadthispleasantdream。Hethoughtitwassummerandhewasplaying,allalone,inthefairmeadowcalledGoodman’sFields,whenadwarfonlyafoothigh,withlongredwhiskersandahumpedback,appearedtohimsuddenlyandsaid,’Dig,bythatstump。’Hedidso,andfoundtwelvebrightnewpennies—wonderfulriches!Yetthiswasnotthebestofit;forthedwarfsaid:
’Iknowthee。Thouartagoodladanddeserving;thydistressesshallend,forthedayofthyrewardiscome。Dighereeveryseventhday,andthoushaltfindalwaysthesametreasure,twelvebrightnewpennies。Tellnone—keepthesecret。’
Thenthedwarfvanished,andTomflewtoOffalCourtwithhisprize,sayingtohimself,’EverynightwillIgivemyfatherapenny;hewillthinkIbeggedit,itwillgladhisheart,andI
shallnomorebebeaten。Onepennyeveryweekthegoodpriestthatteachethmeshallhave;mother,Nan,andBettheotherfour。Webedonewithhungerandragsnow,donewithfearsandfretsandsavageusage。’
Inhisdreamhereachedhissordidhomealloutofbreath,butwitheyesdancingwithgratefulenthusiasm;castfourofhispenniesintohismother’slapandcriedout:
’Theyareforthee!—allofthem,everyone!—fortheeandNanandBet—andhonestlycomeby,notbeggednorstolen!’
Thehappyandastonishedmotherstrainedhimtoherbreastandexclaimed:
’Itwaxethlate—mayitpleaseyourmajestytorise?’
Ah,thatwasnottheanswerhewasexpecting。Thedreamhadsnappedasunder—hewasawake。
Heopenedhiseyes—therichlycladFirstLordoftheBedchamberwaskneelingbyhiscouch。Thegladnessofthelyingdreamfadedaway—
thepoorboyrecognizedthathewasstillacaptiveandaking。Theroomwasfilledwithcourtiersclothedinpurplemantles—themourningcolor—andwithnobleservantsofthemonarch。Tomsatupinbedandgazedoutfromtheheavysilkencurtainsuponthisfinecompany。
Theweightybusinessofdressingbegan,andonecourtierafteranotherkneltandpaidhiscourtandofferedtothelittlekinghiscondolencesuponhisheavyloss,whilethedressingproceeded。Inthebeginning,ashirtwastakenupbytheChiefEquerryinWaiting,whopassedittotheFirstLordoftheBuckhounds,whopassedittotheSecondGentlemanoftheBedchamber,whopassedittotheHeadRangerofWindsorForest,whopassedittotheThirdGroomoftheStole,whopassedittotheChancellorRoyaloftheDuchyofLancaster,whopassedittotheMasteroftheWardrobe,whopassedittoNorroyKing—at—Arms,whopassedittotheConstableoftheTower,whopassedittotheChiefStewardoftheHousehold,whopassedittotheHereditaryGrandDiaperer,whopassedittotheLordHighAdmiralofEngland,whopassedittotheArchbishopofCanterbury,whopassedittotheFirstLordoftheBedchamber,whotookwhatwasleftofitandputitonTom。Poorlittlewonderingchap,itremindedhimofpassingbucketsatafire。
Eachgarmentinitsturnhadtogothroughthisslowandsolemnprocess;consequentlyTomgrewverywearyoftheceremony;sowearythathefeltanalmostgushinggratefulnesswhenheatlastsawhislongsilkenhosebeginthejourneydownthelineandknewthattheendofthematterwasdrawingnear。Butheexultedtoosoon。TheFirstLordoftheBedchamberreceivedthehoseandwasabouttoencaseTom’slegsinthem,whenasuddenflushinvadedhisfaceandhehurriedlyhustledthethingsbackintothehandsoftheArchbishopofCanterburywithanastoundedlookandawhispered,’See,mylord!’—pointingtoasomethingconnectedwiththehose。TheArchbishoppaled,thenflushed,andpassedthehosetotheLordHighAdmiral,whispering’See,mylord!’TheAdmiralpassedthehosetotheHereditaryGrandDiaperer,andhadhardlybreathenoughinhisbodytoejaculate,’See,mylord!’
Thehosedriftedbackwardalongtheline,totheChiefStewardoftheHousehold,theConstableoftheTower,NorroyKing—at—Arms,theMasteroftheWardrobe,theChancellorRoyaloftheDuchyofLancaster,theThirdGroomoftheStole,theHeadRangerofWindsorForest,theSecondGentlemanoftheBedchamber,theFirstLordoftheBuckhounds—accompaniedalwayswiththatamazedandfrightened’See!see!’—tilltheyfinallyreachedthehandsoftheChiefEquerryinWaiting,whogazedamoment,withapallidface,uponwhathadcausedallthisdismay,thenhoarselywhispered’Bodyofmylife,ataggonefromatrusspoint!—totheTowerwiththeHeadKeeperoftheKing’sHose!’—afterwhichheleanedupontheshoulderoftheFirstLordoftheBuckhoundstoregatherhisvanishedstrengthwhilefreshhose,withoutanydamagedstringstothem,werebrought。
Butallthingsmusthaveanend,andsointimeTomCantywasinaconditiontogetoutofbed。Theproperofficialpouredwater,theproperofficialengineeredthewashing,theproperofficialstoodbywithatowel,andbyandbyTomgotsafelythroughthepurifyingstageandwasreadyfortheservicesoftheHairdresser—Royal。Whenheatlengthemergedfromhismaster’shands,hewasagraciousfigureandasprettyasagirl,inhismantleandtrunksofpurplesatin,andpurple—plumedcap。Henowmovedinstatetowardhisbreakfast—room,throughthemidstofthecourtlyassemblage;andashepassed,thesefellback,leavinghiswayfree,anddroppedupontheirknees。
Afterbreakfasthewasconducted,withregalceremony,attendedbyhisgreatofficersandhisguardoffiftyGentlemenPensionersbearinggiltbattle—axes,tothethrone—room,whereheproceededtotransactbusinessofstate。His’uncle’LordHertford,tookhisstandbythethrone,toassistheroyalmindwithwisecounsel。
Thebodyofillustriousmennamedbythelatekingashisexecutors,appeared,toaskTom’sapprovalofcertainactsoftheirs—ratheraform,andyetnotwhollyaform,sincetherewasnoProtectorasyet。TheArchbishopofCanterburymadereportofthedecreeoftheCouncilofExecutorsconcerningtheobsequiesofhislatemostillustriousmajesty,andfinishedbyreadingthesignaturesoftheexecutors,towit:theArchbishopofCanterbury;theLordChancellorofEngland;WilliamLordSt。John;JohnLordRussell;EdwardEarlofHertford;JohnViscountLisle;CuthbertBishopofDurham—
Tomwasnotlistening—anearlierclauseofthedocumentwaspuzzlinghim。AtthispointheturnedandwhisperedtoLordHertford:
’Whatdaydidhesaytheburialhathbeenappointedfor?’
’The16thofthecomingmonth,myliege。’
’’Tisastrangefolly。Willhekeep?’
Poorchap,hewasstillnewtothecustomsofroyalty;hewasusedtoseeingtheforlorndeadofOffalCourthustledoutofthewaywithaverydifferentsortofexpedition。However,theLordHertfordsethismindatrestwithawordortwo。
Asecretaryofstatepresentedanorderofthecouncilappointingthemorrowatelevenforthereceptionoftheforeignambassadors,anddesiredtheking’sassent。
TomturnedaninquiringlooktowardHertford,whowhispered:
’Yourmajestywillsignifyconsent。Theycometotestifytheirroyalmasters’senseoftheheavycalamitywhichhathvisitedyourgraceandtherealmofEngland。’
Tomdidashewasbidden。Anothersecretarybegantoreadapreambleconcerningtheexpensesofthelateking’shousehold,whichhadamountedtoL28,000duringtheprecedingsixmonths—asumsovastthatitmadeTomCantygasp;hegaspedagainwhenthefactappearedthatL20,000ofthismoneywerestillowingandunpaid;*(10)andoncemorewhenitappearedthattheking’scofferswereaboutempty,andhistwelvehundredservantsmuchembarrassedforlackofthewagesduethem。Tomspokeout,withlivelyapprehension。
’Webegoingtothedogs,’tisplain。’Tismeetandnecessarythatwetakeasmallerhouseandsettheservantsatlarge,siththeybeofnovaluebuttomakedelay,andtroubleonewithofficesthatharassthespiritandshamethesoul,theymisbecominganybutadoll,thathathnorbrainsnorhandstohelpitselfwithal。Iremembermeofasmallhousethatstandethoveragainstthefish—market,byBillingsgate—’
AsharppressureuponTom’sarmstoppedhisfoolishtongueandsentablushtohisface;butnocountenancetherebetrayedanysignthatthisstrangespeechhadbeenremarkedorgivenconcern。
AsecretarymadereportthatforasmuchasthelatekinghadprovidedinhiswillforconferringtheducaldegreeupontheEarlofHertfordandraisinghisbrother,SirThomasSeymour,tothepeerage,andlikewiseHertford’ssontoanearldom,togethersimilaraggrandizementstoothergreatservantsofthecrown,thecouncilhadresolvedtoholdasittingonthe16thFebruaryforthedeliveringandconfirmingofthesehonors;andthatmeantimethelatekingnothavinggranted,inwriting,estatessuitabletothesupportofthesedignities,thecouncil,knowinghisprivatewishesinthatregard,hadthoughtpropertogranttoSeymour’500poundlands’andtoHertford’sson’800poundlands,and300poundofthenextbishop’slandswhichshouldfallvacant,’—hispresentmajestybeingwilling。*(11)
Tomwasabouttoblurtoutsomethingabouttheproprietyofpayingthelateking’sdebtsfirstbeforesquanderingallhismoney;butatimelytouchuponhisarm,fromthethoughtfulHertford,savedhimthisindiscretion;whereforehegavetheroyalassent,withoutspokencomment,butwithmuchinwarddiscomfort。Whilehesatreflectingamomentovertheeasewithwhichhewasdoingstrangeandglitteringmiracles,ahappythoughtshotintohismind:whynotmakehismotherDuchessofOffalCourtandgiveheranestate?Butasorrowfulthoughtsweptitinstantlyaway;hewasonlyakinginname,thesegraveveteransandgreatnobleswerehismasters;tothemhismotherwasonlythecreatureofadiseasedmind;theywouldsimplylistentohisprojectwithunbelievingears,thensendforthedoctor。
Thedullworkwenttediouslyon。Petitionswereread,andproclamations,patents,andallmannerofwordy,repetitiousandwearisomepapersrelatingtothepublicbusiness;andatlastTomsighedpatheticallyandmurmuredtohimself,’InwhathaveIoffended,thatthegoodGodshouldtakemeawayfromthefieldsandthefreeairandthesunshine,toshutmeuphereandmakemeakingandafflictmeso?’Thenhispoormuddledheadnoddedawhile,andpresentlydroppedtohisshoulder;andthebusinessoftheempirecametoastandstillforwantofthataugustfactor,theratifyingpower。Silenceensuedaroundtheslumberingchild,andthesagesoftherealmceasedfromtheirdeliberations。
Duringtheforenoon,Tomhadanenjoyablehour,bypermissionofhiskeepers,HertfordandSt。John,withtheLadyElizabethandthelittleLadyJaneGrey;thoughthespiritsoftheprincesseswererathersubduedbythemightystrokethathadfallenupontheroyalhouse;andattheendofthevisithis’eldersister’—afterwardthe’BloodyMary’ofhistory—chilledhimwithasolemninterviewwhichhadbutonemeritinhiseyes,itsbrevity。Hehadafewmomentstohimself,andthenaslimladofabouttwelveyearsofagewasadmittedtohispresence,whoseclothing,excepthissnowyruffandthelacesabouthiswrists,wasofblack—doublet,hoseandall。Heborenobadgeofmourningbutaknotofpurpleribbononhisshoulder。Headvancedhesitatingly,withheadbowedandbare,anddroppedupononekneeinfrontofTom。Tomsatstillandcontemplatedhimsoberlyforamoment。Thenhesaid:
’Rise,lad。Whoartthou?Whatwouldsthave?’
Theboyrose,andstoodatgracefulease,butwithanaspectofconcerninhisface。Hesaid:
’Ofasuretythoumustrememberme,mylord。Iamthywhipping—boy。
’Mywhipping—boy?’
’Thesame,yourgrace,IamHumphrey—HumphreyMarlow。’
Tomperceivedthatherewassomeonewhomhiskeepersoughttohavepostedhimabout。Thesituationwasdelicate。Whatshouldhedo?—
pretendheknewthislad,andthenbetray,byhiseveryutterance,thathehadneverheardofhimbefore?No,thatwouldnotdo。Anideacametohisrelief:accidentslikethismightbelikelytohappenwithsomefrequency,nowthatbusinessurgencieswouldoftencallHertfordandSt。Johnfromhisside,theybeingmembersofthecouncilofexecutors;thereforeperhapsitwouldbewelltostrikeoutaplanhimselftomeettherequirementsofsuchemergencies。Yes,thatwouldbeawisecourse—hewouldpractiseonthisboy,andseewhatsortofsuccesshemightachieve。Sohestrokedhisbrow,perplexedly,amomentortwo,andpresentlysaid:
’NowIseemtoremembertheesomewhat—butmywitiscloggedanddimwithsuffering—’
’Alack,mypoormaster!’ejaculatedthewhipping—boy,withfeeling;adding,tohimself,’Intruth’tisastheysaid—hismindisgone—alas,poorsoul!Butmisfortunecatchme,howamI
forgetting!theysaidonemustnotseemtoobservethataughtiswrongwithhim。’
’’Tisstrangehowmymemorydothwantonwithmethesedays,’
saidTom。’Butminditnot—Imendapace—alittlecluedothoftenservetobringmebackagainthethingsandnameswhichhadescapedme。(Andnotthey,only,forsooth,bute’ensuchasIne’erheardbefore—asthisladshallsee。)Givethybusinessspeech。’
’’Tismatterofsmallweight,myliege,yetwillItouchuponit,anitpleaseyourgrace。Twodaysgoneby,whenyourmajestyfaultedthriceinyourGreek—inthemorninglessons—dostrememberit?’
’Ye—e—s—methinksIdo。(Itisnotmuchofalie—anIhadmeddledwiththeGreekatall,Ihadnotfaultedsimplythrice,butfortytimes)。Yes,Idorecallitnow—goon。’
—’Themaster,beingwrothwithwhathetermedsuchslovenlyanddoltishwork,didpromisethathewouldsoundlywhipmeforit—and—’
’Whipthee!’saidTom,astonishedoutofhispresenceofmind。
’Whyshouldhewhiptheeforfaultsofmine?’
’Ah,yourgraceforgettethagain。Healwaysscourgethme,whenthoudostfailinthylessons。’
’True,true—Ihadforgot。Thouteachestmeinprivate—thenifIfail,heargueththatthyofficewaslamelydone,and—’
’Oh,myliege,whatwordsarethese?I,thehumblestofthyservants,presumetoteachthee!’
’Thenwhereisthyblame?Whatriddleisthis?AmIintruthgonemad,orisitthou?Explain—speakout。’
’But,goodyourmajesty,there’snaughtthatneedethsimplifying。NonemayvisitthesacredpersonofthePrinceofWaleswithblows;whereforewhenhefaulteth,’tisIthattakethem;andmeetitisandright,forthatitismineofficeandmylivelihood。’*(12)
Tomstaredatthetranquilboy,observingtohimself,’Lo,itisawonderfulthing—amoststrangeandcurioustrade;Imarveltheyhavenothiredaboytotakemycombingsandmydressingsforme—
wouldheaventheywould!—antheywilldothisthing,Iwilltakemylashingsinmineownperson,givingthankstoGodforthechange。’
Thenhesaidaloud:
’Andhastthoubeenbeaten,poorfriend,accordingtothepromise?’
’No,goodyourmajesty,mypunishmentwasappointedforthisday,andperadventureitmaybeannulled,asunbefittingtheseasonofmourningthatiscomeuponus;Iknownot,andsohavemadeboldtocomehitherandremindyourgraceaboutyourgraciouspromisetointercedeinmybehalf—’
’Withthemaster?Tosavetheethywhipping?’
’Ah,thoudostremember!’
’Mymemorymendeth,thouseest。Setthymindatease—thybackshallgounscathed—Iwillseetoit。’
’Oh,thanks,mygoodlord!’criedtheboy,droppinguponhiskneeagain。’MayhapIhaveventuredfarenow;andyet’……
SeeingMasterHumphreyhesitate,Tomencouragedhimtogoon,sayinghewas’inthegrantingmood。’
’ThenwillIspeakitout,foritliethnearmyheart。SiththouartnomorePrinceofWalesbutking,thoucanstordermattersasthouwilt,withnonetosaytheenay;whereforeitisnotinreasonthatthouwiltlongervexthyselfwithdrearystudies,butwiltburnthybooksandturnthymindtothingslessirksome。ThenamIruined,andmineorphansisterswithme!’
’Ruined?Prithee,how?’
’Mybackismybread,Omygraciousliege!ifitgoidle,I
starve。Anthouceasefromstudy,mineofficeisgone,thou’ltneednowhipping—boy。Donotturnmeaway!’
Tomwastouchedwiththispatheticdistress。Hesaid,witharightroyalburstofgenerosity:
’Discomfortthyselfnofurther,lad。Thineofficeshallbepermanentintheeandthyline,forever。’Thenhestrucktheboyalightblowontheshoulderwiththeflatofhissword,exclaiming,’Rise,HumphreyMarlow,HereditaryGrandWhipping—BoytotheroyalhouseofEngland!Banishsorrow—Iwillbetakemetomybooksagain,andstudysoillthattheymustinjusticetreblethywage,somightilyshallthebusinessofthineofficebeaugmented。’
ThegratefulHumphreyrespondedfervidly:
’Thanks,oh,mostnoblemaster,thisprincelylavishnessdothfarsurpassmymostdistempereddreamsoffortune。NowshallIbehappyallmydays,andallthehouseofMarlowafterme。’
Tomhadwitenoughtoperceivethatherewasaladwhocouldbeusefultohim。HeencouragedHumphreytotalk,andhewasnothingloath。HewasdelightedtobelievethathewashelpinginTom’s’cure’;foralways,assoonashehadfinishedcallingbacktoTom’sdiseasedmindthevariousparticularsofhisexperiencesandadventuresintheroyalschoolroomandelsewhereaboutthepalace,henoticedthatTomwasthenableto’recall’thecircumstancesquiteclearly。AttheendofanhourTomfoundhimselfwellfreightedwithveryvaluableinformationconcerningpersonagesandmatterspertainingtothecourt;soheresolvedtodrawinstructionfromthissourcedaily;andtothisendhewouldgiveordertoadmitHumphreytotheroyalclosetwheneverhemightcome,providedthemajestyofEnglandwasnotengagedwithotherpeople。
HumphreyhadhardlybeendismissedwhenmyLordHertfordarrivedwithmoretroubleforTom。Hesaidthatthelordsofthecouncil,fearingthatsomeoverwroughtreportoftheking’sdamagedhealthmighthaveleakedoutandgotabroad,theydeemeditwiseandbestthathismajestyshouldbegintodineinpublicafteradayortwo—
hiswholesomecomplexionandvigorousstep,assistedbyacarefullyguardedreposeofmannerandeaseandgraceofdemeanor,wouldmoresurelyquietthegeneralpulse—incaseanyevilrumorshadgoneabout—thananyotherschemethatcouldbedevised。
Thentheearlproceeded,verydelicately,toinstructTomastotheobservancespropertothestatelyoccasion,undertheratherthindisguiseof’reminding’himconcerningthingsalreadyknowntohim;buttohisvastgratificationitturnedoutthatTomneededverylittlehelpinthisline—hehadbeenmakinguseofHumphreyinthatdirection,forHumphreyhadmentionedthatwithinafewdayshewastobegintodineinpublic;havinggathereditfromtheswift—wingedgossipofthecourt。Tomkeptthesefactstohimself,however。
Seeingtheroyalmemorysoimproved,theearlventuredtoapplyafewteststoit,inanapparentlycasualway,tofindouthowfaritsamendmenthadprogressed。Theresultswerehappy,hereandthere,inspots—spotswhereHumphrey’stracksremained—and,onthewhole,mylordwasgreatlypleasedandencouraged。Soencouragedwashe,indeed,thathespokeupandsaidinaquitehopefulvoice:
’NowamIpersuadedthatifyourmajestywillbuttaxyourmemoryyetalittlefurther,itwillresolvethepuzzleoftheGreatSeal—alosswhichwasofmomentyesterday,althoughofnoneto—day,sinceitstermofserviceendedwithourlatelord’slife。Mayitpleaseyourgracetomakethetrial?’
Tomwasatsea—aGreatSealwasasomethingwhichhewastotallyunacquaintedwith。Afteramoment’shesitationhelookedupinnocentlyandasked:
’Whatwasitlike,mylord?’
Theearlstarted,almostimperceptibly,mutteringtohimself,’Alack,hiswitsareflownagain!—itwasillwisdomtoleadhimontostrainthem—’thenhedeftlyturnedthetalktoothermatters,withthepurposeofsweepingtheunluckySealoutofTom’sthoughts—apurposewhicheasilysucceeded。
CHAPTERXV
TomasKingTHEnextdaytheforeignambassadorscame,withtheirgorgeoustrains;andTom,thronedinawfulstate,receivedthem。Thesplendorsofthescenedelightedhiseyeandfiredhisimaginationatfirst,buttheaudiencewaslonganddreary,andsoweremostoftheaddresses—wherefore,whatbeganasapleasure,grewintowearinessandhomesicknessbyandby。TomsaidthewordswhichHertfordputintohismouthfromtimetotime,andtriedhardtoacquithimselfsatisfactorily,buthewastoonewtosuchthings,andtooillateasetoaccomplishmorethanatolerablesuccess。Helookedsufficientlylikeaking,buthewasillabletofeellikeone。
Hewascordiallygladwhentheceremonywasended。
Thelargerpartofhisdaywas’wasted’—ashetermedit,inhisownmind—inlaborspertainingtohisroyaloffice。Eventhetwohoursdevotedtocertainprincelypastimesandrecreationswereratheraburdentohimthanotherwise,theyweresofetteredbyrestrictionsandceremoniousobservances。However,hehadaprivatehourwithhiswhipping—boywhichhecountedcleargain,sincehegotbothentertainmentandneedfulinformationoutofit。
ThethirddayofTomCanty’skingshipcameandwentmuchastheothershaddone,buttherewasaliftingofhiscloudinoneway—hefeltlessuncomfortablethanatfirst;hewasgettingalittleusedtohiscircumstancesandsurroundings;hischainsstillgalled,butnotallthetime;hefoundthatthepresenceandhomageofthegreatafflictedandembarrassedhimlessandlesssharplywitheveryhourthatdriftedoverhishead。
Butforonesingledread,hecouldhaveseenthefourthdayapproachwithoutseriousdistress—thedininginpublic;itwastobeginthatday。Thereweregreatermattersintheprogram—foronthatdayhewouldhavetopresideatacouncilwhichwouldtakehisviewsandcommandsconcerningthepolicytobepursuedtowardvariousforeignnationsscatteredfarandnearoverthegreatglobe;onthatday,too,HertfordwouldbeformallychosentothegrandofficeofLordProtector;otherthingsofnotewereappointedforthatfourthdayalso,buttoTomtheywereallinsignificantcomparedwiththeordealofdiningallbyhimselfwithamultitudeofcuriouseyesfasteneduponhimandamultitudeofmouthswhisperingcommentsuponhisperformance—anduponhismistakes,ifheshouldbesounluckyastomakeany。
Still,nothingcouldstopthatfourthday,andsoitcame。ItfoundpoorTomlow—spiritedandabsent—minded,andthismoodcontinued;hecouldnotshakeitoff。Theordinarydutiesofthemorningdraggeduponhishands,andweariedhim。Oncemorehefeltthesenseofcaptivityheavyuponhim。
Lateintheforenoonhewasinalargeaudiencechamber,conversingwiththeEarlofHertfordanddulyawaitingthestrikingofthehourappointedforavisitofceremonyfromaconsiderablenumberofgreatofficialsandcourtiers。
AfteralittlewhileTom,whohadwanderedtoawindowandbecomeinterestedinthelifeandmovementofthegreathighwaybeyondthepalacegates—andnotidlyinterested,butlongingwithallhishearttotakepartinpersoninitsstirandfreedom—sawthevanofahootingandshoutingmobofdisorderlymen,women,andchildrenofthelowestandpoorestdegreeapproachingfromuptheroad。
’IwouldIknewwhat’tisabout!’heexclaimed,withallaboy’scuriosityinsuchhappenings。
’Thouarttheking!’solemnlyrespondedtheearl,withareverence。’HaveIyourgrace’sleavetoact?’
’Oh,blithely,yes!Oh,gladly,yes!’exclaimedTom,excitedly,addingtohimselfwithalivelysenseofsatisfaction,’Intruth,beingakingisnotalldreariness—ithathitscompensationsandconveniences。’
Theearlcalledapage,andsenthimtothecaptainoftheguardwiththeorder:
’Letthemobbehalted,andinquirymadeconcerning,theoccasionofitsmovement。Bytheking’scommand!’
Afewsecondslateralongrankoftheroyalguards,casedinflashingsteel,filedoutatthegatesandformedacrossthehighwayinfrontofthemultitude。Amessengerreturned,toreportthatthecrowdwerefollowingaman,awoman,andayounggirltoexecutionforcrimescommittedagainstthepeaceanddignityoftherealm。
Death—andaviolentdeath—forthesepoorunfortunates!ThethoughtwrungTom’sheartstrings。Thespiritofcompassiontookcontrolofhim,totheexclusionofallotherconsiderations;heneverthoughtoftheoffendedlaws,orofthegrieforlosswhichthesethreecriminalshadinflictedupontheirvictims,hecouldthinkofnothingbutthescaffoldandthegrislyfatehangingovertheheadsofthecondemned。Hisconcernmadehimevenforget,forthemoment,thathewasbutthefalseshadowofaking,notthesubstance;andbeforeheknewithehadblurtedoutthecommand:
’Bringthemhere!’
Thenheblushedscarlet,andasortofapologysprungtohislips;
butobservingthathisorderhadwroughtnosortofsurpriseintheearlorthewaitingpage,hesuppressedthewordshewasabouttoutter。Thepage,inthemostmatter—of—courseway,madeaprofoundobeisanceandretiredbackwardoutoftheroomtodeliverthecommand。
Tomexperiencedaglowofprideandarenewedsenseofthecompensatingadvantagesofthekinglyoffice。Hesaidtohimself,’TrulyitislikewhatIusedtofeelwhenIreadtheoldpriest’stales,anddidimaginemineownselfaprince,givinglawandcommandtoall,saying,\"Dothis,dothat,\"whilenonedurstofferletorhindrancetomywill。’
Nowthedoorsswungopen;onehigh—soundingtitleafteranotherwasannounced,thepersonagesowningthemfollowed,andtheplacewasquicklyhalffilledwithnoblefolkandfinery。ButTomwashardlyconsciousofthepresenceofthesepeople,sowroughtupwasheandsointenselyabsorbedinthatotherandmoreinterestingmatter。Heseatedhimself,absently,inhischairofstate,andturnedhiseyesuponthedoorwithmanifestationsofimpatientexpectancy;seeingwhich,thecompanyforboretotroublehim,andfelltochattingamixtureofpublicbusinessandcourtgossiponewithanother。
Inalittlewhilethemeasuredtreadofmilitarymenwasheardapproaching,andtheculpritsenteredthepresenceinchargeofanunder—sheriffandescortedbyadetailoftheking’sguard。ThecivilofficerkneltbeforeTom,thenstoodaside;thethreedoomedpersonskneltalso,andremainedso;theguardtookpositionbehindTom’schair。Tomscannedtheprisonerscuriously。Somethingaboutthedressorappearanceofthemanhadstirredavaguememoryinhim。’MethinksIhaveseenthismanerenow……butthewhenorthewherefailme’—suchwasTom’sthought。Justthenthemanglancedquicklyup,andquicklydroppedhisfaceagain,notbeingabletoenduretheawfulportofsovereignty;buttheonefullglimpseoftheface,whichTomgot,wassufficient。Hesaidtohimself:’Nowisthematterclear;thisisthestrangerthatpluckedGilesWittoutoftheThames,andsavedhislifethatwindy,bitterfirstdayoftheNewYear—abrave,gooddeed—pityhehathbeendoingbaseronesandgothimselfinthissadcase……Ihavenotforgottheday,neitherthehour;byreasonthatanhourafter,uponthestrokeofeleven,I
didgetahidingbythehandofGammerCantywhichwasofsogoodlyandadmiredseveritythatallthatwentbeforeorfollowedafteritwerebutfondlingsandcaressesbycomparison。’
Tomnoworderedthatthewomanandthegirlberemovedfromthepresenceforalittletime;thenaddressedhimselftotheunder—sheriff,saying:
’Goodsir,whatisthisman’soffense?’
Theofficerknelt,andanswered:
’Sopleaseyourmajesty,hehathtakenthelifeofasubjectbypoison。’
Tom’scompassionfortheprisoner,andadmirationofhimasthedaringrescuerofadrowningboy,experiencedamostdamagingshock。
’Thethingwasprovenuponhim?’heasked。
’Mostclearly,sire。’
Tomsighed,andsaid:
’Takehimaway—hehathearnedhisdeath。’Tisapity,forhewasabraveheart—na—na,Imeanhehaththelookofit!’
Theprisonerclaspedhishandstogetherwithsuddenenergy,andwrungthemdespairingly,atthesametimeappealingimploringlytothe’king’inbrokenandterrifiedphrases:
’Oh,mylordtheking,anthoucanstpitythelost,havepityuponme!Iaminnocent—neitherhaththatwherewithIamchargedbeenmorethanbutlamelyproved—yetIspeaknotofthat;thejudgmentisgoneforthagainstmeandmaynotsufferalteration;yetinmineextremityIbegaboon,formydoomismorethanIcanbear。A
grace,agrace,mylordtheking!inthyroyalcompassiongrantmyprayer—givecommandmentthatIbehanged!’
Tomwasamazed。Thiswasnottheoutcomehehadlookedfor。
’Oddsmylife,astrangeboon!Wasitnotthefateintendedthee?’
’Oh,goodmyliege,notso!ItisorderedthatIbeboiledalive!’
ThehideoussurpriseofthesewordsalmostmadeTomspringfromhischair。Assoonashecouldrecoverhiswitshecriedout:
’Havethywish,poorsoul!anthouhadpoisonedahundredmenthoushouldstnotsuffersomiserableadeath。’
Theprisonerbowedhisfacetothegroundandburstintopassionateexpressionsofgratitude—endingwith:
’Ifeverthoushouldstknowmisfortune—whichGodforbid!—maythygoodnesstomethisdayberememberedandrequited!’
TomturnedtotheEarlofHertford,andsaid:
’Mylord,isitbelievablethattherewaswarrantforthisman’sferociousdoom?’
’Itisthelaw,yourgrace—forpoisoners。InGermanycoinersbeboiledtodeathinoil—notcastinofasudden,butbyaropeletdownintotheoilbydegrees,andslowly;firstthefeet,thenthelegs,then—’
’Oh,prithee,nomore,mylord,Icannotbearit!’criedTom,coveringhiseyeswithhishandstoshutoutthepicture。’Ibeseechyourgoodlordshipthatorderbetakentochangethislaw—oh,letnomorepoorcreaturesbevisitedwithitstortures。’
Theearl’sfaceshowedprofoundratification,forhewasamanofmercifulandgenerousimpulses—athingnotverycommonwithhisclassinthatfierceage。
Hesaid:
’Theseyourgrace’snoblewordshavesealeditsdoom。Historywillrememberittothehonorofyourroyalhouse。’
Theunder—sheriffwasabouttoremovehisprisoner;Tomgavehimasigntowait;thenhesaid:
’Goodsir,Iwouldlookintothismatterfurther。Themanhassaidhisdeedwasbutlamelyproved。Tellmewhatthouknowest。’
’Iftheking’sgraceplease,itdidappearuponthetrial,thatthismanenteredintoahouseinthehamletofIslingtonwhereonelaysick—threewitnessessayitwasattenoftheclockinthemorningandtwosayitwassomeminuteslater—thesickmanbeingaloneatthetime,andsleeping—andpresentlythemancameforthagain,andwenthisway。Thesickmandiedwithinthehour,beingtornwithspasmandretchings。’
’Didanyseethepoisongiven?Waspoisonfound?’
’Marry,no,myliege。’
’Thenhowdothoneknowtherewaspoisongivenatall?’
’Pleaseyourmajesty,thedoctorstestifiedthatnonediewithsuchsymptomsbutbypoison。’
Weightyevidence,this—inthatsimpleage。Tomrecognizeditsformidablenature,andsaid:
’Thedoctorknowethhistrade—beliketheywereright。Thematterhathanilllookforthispoorman。’
’Yetwasnotthisall,yourmajesty;thereismoreandworse。Manytestifiedthatawitch,sincegonefromthevillage,noneknowwhither,didforetell,andspeakitprivatelyintheirears,thatthesickmanwoulddiebypoison—andmore,thatastrangerwouldgiveit—astrangerwithbrownhairandclothedinawornandcommongarb;andsurelythisprisonerdothanswerwoundilytothebill。
Please,yourmajesty,togivethecircumstancethatsolemnweightwhichisitsdue,seeingitwasforetold。’
Thiswasanargumentoftremendousforce,inthatsuperstitiousday。Tomfeltthatthethingwassettled;ifevidencewasworthanything,thispoorfellow’sguiltwasproved。Stillheofferedtheprisonerachance,saying:
’Ifthoucanstsayaughtinthybehalf,speak。’
’Naughtthatwillavail,myking。Iaminnocent,yetcannotImakeitappear。Ihavenofriends,elsemightIshowthatIwasnotinIslingtonthatday;soalsomightIshowthatatthathourtheynameI
wasabovealeagueaway,seeingIwasatWappingOldStairs;yeamore,myking,forIcouldshow,thatwhiletheysayIwastakinglife,I
wassavingit。Adrowningboy—’
’Peace!Sheriff,namethedaythedeedwasdone!’
’Atteninthemorning,orsomeminuteslater,thefirstdayofthenewyear,mostillustrious—’
’Lettheprisonergofree—itistheking’swill!’
Anotherblushfollowedthisunregaloutburst,andhecoveredhisindecorumaswellashecouldbyadding:
’Itenragethmethatamanshouldbehangeduponsuchidle,hare—brainedevidence!’
Alowbuzzofadmirationsweptthroughtheassemblage。ItwasnotadmirationofthedecreethathadbeendeliveredbyTom,fortheproprietyorexpediencyofpardoningaconvictedpoisonerwasathingwhichfewtherewouldhavefeltjustifiedineitheradmittingoradmiring—no,theadmirationwasfortheintelligenceandspiritwhichTomhaddisplayed。Someofthelow—voicedremarksweretothiseffect:
’Thisisnomadking—hehathhiswitssound。’
’Howsanelyheputhisquestions—howlikehisformernaturalselfwasthisabrupt,imperiousdisposalofthematter!’
’Godbethankedhisinfirmityisspent!Thisisnoweakling,butaking。Hehathbornehimselfliketohisownfather。’
Theairbeingfilledwithapplause,Tom’searnecessarilycaughtalittleofit。Theeffectwhichthishaduponhimwastoputhimgreatlyathisease,andalsotochargehissystemwithverygratifyingsensations。