ToMessrs。Harper&BothersandHenryMillsAldenwhosefriendlinessandfairdealingIamgladofthischancetorecordOwenWisterPrefaceIt’sveryplainthatifathing’sthefashion——
Toomuchthefashion——ifthepeopleleapTodoit,ortobeit,inapassionOfhasteandcrowding,likeaherdofsheep,WhythenthatthingbecomesthroughimitationVulgar,excessive,obvious,andcheap。
NogentlemandesirestobepursuingWhateveryTomandDickandHarry’sdoing。
Stranger,doyouwritebooks?Iaskthequestion,BecauseI’mtoldthateverybodywritesThatwhatwithscribbling,eating,anddigestion,Andproperslumber,allourdaysandnightsArewhollyfilled。Itseemsanoddsuggestion——
Butifyoudowrite,stopit,leavethemasses,Readme,andjointhesmallselectedclasses。
TheJimmyjohnBossI
OnedayatNampa,whichisinIdaho,aruddyoldmassivejovialmanstoodbytheSilverCitystage,pattinghisbeardwithhislefthand,andwithhisrighttheshoulderofaboywhostoodbesidehim。HehadcomewiththeboyonthebranchtrainfromBoise,becausehewasacarefulGermanandlikedtosayeverythingtwice——twiceatleastwhenitwasamatterofbusiness。Thiswasamatterofveryparticularbusiness,andtheGermanhadrepeatedhimselffornineteenmiles。Presentlytheeast—boundonthemainlinewouldarrivefromPortland;thentheSilverCitystagewouldtaketheboysouthonhisnewmission,andthemanwouldjourneybythebranchtrainbacktoBoise。FromBoisenoonecouldsaywherehemightnotgo,westoreast。HewasagreatandpervasivecattlemaninOregon,California,andotherplaces。VogelandLex——evento—dayyoumayhearthetworanchpartnersspokenof。SotheveteranVogelwasnowoncemoregoingoverhisnotionsandcommandstohisyouthfuldeputyduringthelastpreciousminutesuntiltheeast—boundshouldarrive。
\"Undifonlyyouhafsomedinglikedis,\"saidtheoldman,ashetappedhisbeardandpattedtheboy,\"itwouldbefivehoondertmoredollarssalaryinyourliddlepants。\"
Theboywinkedupathisemployer。Hehadagray,humorouseye;hewasslimandalert,likeasparrow—hawk——thesortofboyhisfatheropenlyrejoicesinandhismotherissecretlyinprayerover。Only,thisboyhadneitherfathernormother。Sincetheageoftwelvehehadlookedoutforhimself,neverquitewithoutbread,sometimesattainingchampagne,gettingalonginhisAmericanwayvariously,onhorseorafoot,acrossregionsofwideplainsandmountains,throughtownswherenotasoulknewhisname。Heclosedoneofhisgrayeyesathisemployer,andbeyondthismadenoremark。
\"Vatyoumeanbydatvink,anyhow?\"demandedtheelder。
\"Say,\"saidtheboy,confidentially——\"honestnow。Howaboutyouandme?
FivehundreddollarsifIhadyourbeard。You’vegotarecordandI’vegotafuture。Andmybloom’sonmerich,withoutascratch。Howmanydollarsyougifmefordatbloom?\"Thesparrow—hawksailedintoafreakishimitationofhismaster。
\"Youarealiddlerascal!\"criedthemaster,shakingwithentertainment。
\"UndifderpeoplesvastohearyousassoldMaxVogelindisstyletheywouldsay,’PooroldMax,helosehisgr—rip。’ButIdon’tloseit。\"Hisgreathandclosedsuddenlyontheboy’sshoulder,hisvoicecutcleanandheavyasanaxe,andthennomorejokingabouthim。\"Hafyouunderstandthat?\"hesaid。
\"Yes,sir。\"
\"Howoldareyou,son?\"
\"Nineteen,sir。\"
\"Ohmy,thatisoffleyoungforthejobIgifyou。Someofdosemanyougotobossmightbeyourfather。Undhowmuchdoyouweigh?\"
\"Aboutahundredandthirty。\"
\"Toolight,toolight。UndIhafkeepmyeyeonyouinBoise。Youarenotsogootaboyasyoumightbe。\"
\"Well,sir,Iguessnot。\"
\"Butyouwasnotsobadaboyasyoumightbe,neider。Youdon’tlieaboutit。Nowitmustbefarewelltoallthatfoolishness。Hafyouunderstand?Yougotosetanexamplewhereoneisneededverybad。Ifthosemenseeyoudrinkaliddle,theydrinkabiglot。Youforbidthem,theylaughatyou。Youmustnotallowonedropofwhiskeyatthewholeplace。Hafyouwellunderstand?\"
\"Yes,sir。Meandwhiskeyarenotnecessarytoeachother’shappiness。\"
\"Itisnotyou,itisthem。Howareyoumityourgun?\"
Vogeltooktheboy’spistolfromitsholsterandaimedatanemptybottlewhichwasstickinginthethinDeceiversnow。\"Canyoudothis?\"hesaid,carelessly,andfired。Thesnowstruckthebottle,buttheunharmingbulletwasburiedhalfaninchtotheleft。
Theboytookhispistolwithsolemnity。\"No,\"hesaid。\"GuessIcan’tdothat。\"Hefired,andtheglasssplinteredintoshapelessness。\"ToldyouI
couldn’tmissascloseasyoudid,\"saidhe。
\"Youareadarling,\"saidMr。Vogel。\"Gifmedatlofelyweapon。\"
Afortunatestoreofbottleslay,leaned,orstoodaboutinthewhitesnowofNampa,andMr。Vogelbeganatthem。
\"MayIaskifanythingisthematter?\"inquiredamildvoicefromthestage。
\"Stickthatlilyheadin—doors,\"shoutedVogel;andthefaceandeye—glasseswithdrewagainintothestage。\"Theschool—teacherhewillbebeautifoolvirtuouscompanyforyouatMalheurAgency,\"continuedVogel,shootingagain;andpresentlythelargeoldGermandestroyedabottlewithacrashingsmack。\"Ah!\"saidhe,inunisonwiththesmack。\"Ah—ha!
NovonshallsayderoldMaxlosehisgr—rip。Ishootitefrytimenow,butthetrainshewhistle。Ihearher。\"
Theboyaffectedtolistenearnestly。
\"Bah!ItellyouIheardewhistlecoming。\"
\"Didyousaytherewasawhistle?\"venturedtheoccupantofthestage。
Thesnowshonewhiteonhisglassesashepeeredout。
\"Nobodywhistleforyou,\"returnedtherobustVogel。\"Youlistentome,\"
hecontinuedtotheboy。\"Youareoffleyoong。ButIwatchyouplentythislongtime。IseeyouworkmitmystockontheOwyheeandtheMalheur;Iseeyoumitmyodermen。Mymentheysayalwaysmoreandmore,’YoongDrakeheisagootone,’undIthinkyouareagootonemineownself。IamthebiggestcattlemanonthePacificslope,undIamalsoanolddevil。Ihavethinkalot,undIlikeyou。\"
\"I’mobligedtoyou,sir。\"
\"Shutoop。Ilikeyou,undthereforeImakeyoumynewsooperintendentatmyMalheurAgencyr—ranch,mitabiggersalaryasyoudon’tgetbefore。
Ifyouareasookcess,Ir—raiseyousomemore。\"
\"Iamsatisfiednow,sir。\"
\"Bah!Neverdoyoutellanygootbusinessmanyouaresatisfiedmitvathegifyou,foreiderhedon’tbelieveyouorelsehethinkyouareafool。Undeiderwaysyougodowninhisestimation。YoumakethosemenatMalheurAgencybehavethemselvesundIr—raiseyou。OnlyIdovish,Idocertainlyvishyouhadsomebeardonthatyoongchin。\"
Theboyglancedathispistol。
\"No,no,no,myson,\"saidthesharpoldGerman。\"Idon’twantgunpowderindisaffair。Youmustactkvietunddecisifundkeepyourliddleshirton。Whatyouaccomplishshootin’?Youkillsomebody,undthen,pop!
somebodykillsyou。Whatgootisallthatnonsensetome?\"
\"Itwouldannoymesome,too,\"retortedtheboy,eyeingthecapitalist。
\"Don’tleavemeoutoftheproposition。\"
\"Broposition!Broposition!NowyougethotmitoldMaxfornothing。\"
\"Ifyoudidn’tcontemplatetrouble,\"pursuedtheboy,\"whatwasyourpointjustnowinsamplingmymarksmanship?\"Hekickedsomesnowinthedirectionoftheshatteredbottle。\"It’sunderstoodnowhiskeycomesonthatranch。Butifnogunpowdergoesalongwithme,either,let’scallthedealoff。Buysomeotherfool。\"
\"Youhafnotunderstand,myboy。UndyougetveryhotbecauseIhappentomakethatliddlejokeaboutsomebodykillingyou。WasyouthinkingmaybeoldMaxnotcarewhathappentoyou?\"
Amomentofsilencepassedbeforetheanswercame:\"Supposewetalkbusiness?\"
\"Verywell,verywell。Onlynoticethisthing。Whenoderpeoplestalkooptomelikeyouhafdonemanytimes,itisnottheywhodoesthegettinghot。Itisme——oldMax。UndwhenoldMaxgetshotheslingsthemoutofhisroadanywheres。Somehafbeenverysorrytheygetsoslung。Youinvitemetobuysomeoderfool?Oh,myboy,Iwillbuynooderfoolexceptyou,forthatwasjustlikemewhenIwasyoongMax!\"Againtheruddyandgrizzledmagnateputhishandontheshoulderoftheboy,whostoodlookingawayatthebottles,attherailroadtrack,atanythingsavehisemployer。
Theemployerproceeded:\"Iwasafraidofnobodyundnodinginthosedays。
Youareafraidofnobodyandnoding。Butthosedayswasdifferent。NoPullmansleepers,norailroadatall。WecomeooptheColumbiainthesteamboat,wetravelhoondertsofmilesbyteam,wesleep,weeatnowheresinparticularmitmanyunexpectedinterooptions。TherewasIndians,therewasofflebadwhitemen,undifyouwasnotoffleyourselfyouvanishedquickly。ThereforeinthosedayswasMaxVogelhellundrepeat。\"
Themagnatesmiledabroadfondsmileoverthepastwhichhehadkicked,driven,shot,bled,andbattledthroughtopresentpower;andtheboywinkedupathimagainnow。
\"Idon’tproposetovanish,myself,\"saidhe。
\"Ah—ha!youwasnolongermadmitderoldMax!OfcoorseIcarewhathappenstoyou。Iwasaloneintheworldmyselfinthoselofelywickeddays。\"
Reserveagainmadeflintytheboy’sface。
\"NeiderdidItalkaboutmyfeelings,\"continuedMaxVogel,\"butInefershowthemtooquick。IfIwasinjuredIwait,andIstriketokill。Weallpaddlesourowndugout,eh?Weasknofavorsfromnobody;wemustwinourspurs!Notso?NowItalkbusinesswithyouwhereyouinterrooptme。
Ifcow—boyswasnotsoofflescarceinthecountry,Iwouldlongagohafbouncethelotofthosedrunkenfellows。Buttheycannotbespared;wemustgetalongso。IcannotsendBrock,heisneededatHarper’s。ThedumbfellowatAlvordLakeistoodumb;heisnotquicklycourageous。
Theywouldplayhighjinksmithim。ThereforeIsendyou。Brockhesaytomeyouhafjoodgement。Iwatch,andIsaytomyselfalso,thisboyhafgootjoodgement。Andwhenyoulookatyourpistolsoquick,ItellyouquickIdon’tsendyoutokillmenwhentheyaresoscarcealready!Myboy,itiseverthemoral,thesay—nodingstrengthwhatgetsthere——mitalwaystheliddlepistolbehind,incase——joostincase。Hafyouunderstand?Iaskyoutoshoot。Iseeyouknowhow,asBrocktoldme。I
recommendyoutoletthemseethataggomplishmentinafriendlyway。
Maybeashooting—matchmitprizes——Ipayforthem——prettysoonafteryoucome。Undjoodgement——undjoodgement。Herecomesthattrain。Hafyouwellunderstand?\"
Uponthisthetwoshookhands,lookingsquarefriendshipineachother’seyes。Theeast—bound,longquietanddarkbeneathitsflowingclotsofsmoke,slowedtoahalt。Afewvalisesandlegsdescended,ascended,herdingandhurrying;afewtrunkswerethrownresoundinglyinandoutofthetrain;awoolly,crookedoldmancamewithaboxandabandannabundlefromthesecond—classcar;thetravellersofathousandmileslookedtorpidlyathimthroughthedim,dustywindowsoftheirPullman,andsettledagainforathousandmilesmore。Thentheeast—bound,shootingheavierclotsofsmokelaboriouslyintotheair,drewitsslowlengthoutofNampa,andaway。
\"Where’sthatstage?\"shrilledthewoollyoldman。\"That’swhatI’mafter。\"
\"Why,hello!\"shoutedVogel。\"Hello,UnclePasco!Iheardyouwasdead。\"
UnclePascoblinkedhissmalleyestoseewhohailedhim。\"Oh!\"saidhe,inhislight,crustyvoice。\"DutchyVogel。No,Iain’tdead。Youguessedwrong。Notdead。Helpmeup,Dutchy。\"
AtolerantsmilebroadenedVogel’sface。\"ItwastenyearssinceIseeyou,\"saidhe,carryingtheoldman’sbox。
\"Shouldn’twonder。Maybeit’llbeanothertentillyouseemenext。\"Hestoppedbythestagestep,andwheelingnimbly,surveyedhisold—timeacquaintance,notingthegoodhat,theprosperouswatch—chain,thebig,well—blackedboots。\"Notseenmefortenyears。Hee—hee!No。Usen’ttohaveacentmorethanme。Twinsinpoverty。That’showDutchyandmestarted。Ifwewasburiedto—morrowthey’dmarkhim’Pecunious’andme’Impecunious。’That’swhat。Twinsinpoverty。\"
\"Isticktovonbusinessatatime,Uncle,\"saidgood—natured,successfulMax。
Aflickerofaberrationlightedintheoldman’seye。\"H’m,yes,\"saidhe,pondering。\"Stucktoonebusiness。Soyoudid。H’m。\"Then,suddenlysly,hechirped:\"ButI’vestruckitrichnow。\"Hetappedhisbox。
\"Jewelry,\"hehalf—whispered。\"Minersandcow—boys。\"
\"Yes,\"saidVogel。\"Thosepoor,deludedfellows,theybuysuchstuff。\"
Andhelaughedattheseedyvisionarywhohadbegunfrontierlifewithhimonthebottomrungandwouldenditthere。\"Doyouplaythatconcertinayet,Uncle?\"heinquired。
\"Yes,yes。Ialwaysplay。It’sinherewithmytooth—brushandsocks。\"
UnclePascoheldupthebandanna。\"Well,he’sgettingreadytostart。I
guessI’llbeclimbinginside。HolyGertrude!\"
Thisshrillcommentwasatsightoftheschool—master,patientwithinthestage。\"Whatbusinessareyouin?\"demandedUnclePasco。
\"Iaminthespellingbusiness,\"repliedtheteacher,andsmiled,faintly。
\"Hell!\"pipedUnclePasco。\"Takethis。\"
Hehandedinhisbandannatothetraveller,whoreceiveditpolitely。MaxVogelliftedtheboxofcheapjewelry;andbothheandtheboycamebehindtoboosttheoldmanuponthestagestep。Butwithanettledlookheleapeduptoevadethem,totteredhalf—way,andthen,lightasahuskofgrain,gothimselftohisseatandscowledattheschoolmaster。
Afterabriefinspectionofthatpale,spectacledface,\"Dutchy,\"hecalledoutofthedoor,\"thiscountryisnotwhatitwas。\"
ButoldMaxVogelwasinattentive。Hewasspeakingtotheboy,DeanDrake,andheldaflaskinhishand。Hereachedtheflasktohisnewsuperintendent。\"Drinkhearty,\"saidhe。\"There,son!Don’tbeshy。Hafyouforgotitisforbiddenfruitafternow?\"
\"Kidswornoff?\"inquiredUnclePascooftheschool—master。
\"Iunderstand,\"repliedthisperson,\"thatMr。Vogelwillnotallowhiscow—boysattheMalheurAgencytohaveanywhiskeybroughtthere。
Personally,Ifeelgratified。\"AndMr。Bolles,thenewschool—master,gavehisfaintsmile。
\"Oh,\"mutteredUnclePasco。\"Forbiddentobringwhiskeyontheranch?
H’m。\"Hiseyeswanderedtothejewelry—box。\"H’m,\"saidheagain;andbecomingthoughtful,helaidbackhismoth—eatenslyhead,andspokenofurtherwithMr。Bolles。
DeanDrakeclimbedintothestageandthevehiclestarted。
\"Gootluck,gootluck,myson!\"shoutedtheheartyMax,andopenedandwavedbothhisbigarmsatthedepartingboy:Hestoodlookingafterthestage。\"Ihopehecomeback,\"saidhe。\"Ithinkhecomeback。IfhecomeIr—raisehimfiftydollarswithoutanybeard。\"
II
ThestagehadnottrundledsofaronitsSilverCityroadbutthatawhistlefromNampastationreacheditsthreeoccupants。ThiswasthebranchtrainstartingbacktoBoisewithMaxVogelaboard;andtheboylookedoutatthelocomotivewithasigh。
\"Onlyfivedaysoftown,\"hemurmured。\"Sixmonthsmorewildernessnow。\"
\"Mylifehasbeentoomuchtown,\"saidthenewschool—master。\"Iamlookingforwardtoalittlewildernessforachange。\"
OldUnclePasco,leaningback,saidnothing;hekepthiseyesshutandhisearsopen。
\"ChangeiswhatIdon’tget,\"sighedDeanDrake。Inafewmiles,however,beforetheyhadcometotheferryoverSnakeRiver,therecentleave—takingandhisemployer’skindbutdominatingrepressionliftedfromtheboy’sspirit。Hisgrayeyewakenedkeenagain,andhebegantowhistlelightoperatunes,lookingabouthimalertly,likethesparrow—hawkthathewas。\"EverseeJeannieWinstonin’Fatinitza’?\"heinquiredofMr。Bolles。
Theschool—master,withastartled,thankfulcountenance,statedthathehadnever。
\"Oughtto,\"saidDrake。
\"Youaman?thatcan’tbetrue!
Menhavenevereyeslikeyou。\"
That’swhatthegirlsintheharemsinginthesecondact。Gollywhiz!\"
Theboygleamedoverthememoryofthatevening。
\"Youhaveahardjobbeforeyou,\"saidtheschool—master,changingthesubject。
\"Yep。Hard。\"ThewaryDrakeshookhisheadwarninglyatMr。Bollestokeepoffthatsubject,andheglancedinthedirectionofslumberingUnclePasco。UnclePascowasquiteawareofallthis。\"Iwouldn’ttakeanotherlonesomejobsosoon,\"pursuedDrake,\"butIwantthemoney。I’vebeenworkingelevenmonthsalongtheOwyheeasasortofjuniorboss,andI’dearnedmyvacation。JustgotitstartedhotinPortland,whenbiff!
oldVogeltelegraphsme。Well,I’llbesavinginsteadofsquandering。Butitfeelssogoodtosquander!\"
\"Ihaveneverhadanythingtosquander,\"saidBolles,rathersadly。
\"Youdon’tsay!Well,oldman,Ihopeyouwill。Itgivesamanalothe’llnevergetoutofspelling—books。Areyoucold?Here。\"Anddespitetheschool—master’sprotest,DeanDraketuckedhisbuffalocoatroundandoverhim。\"Someday,whenI’mold,\"hewenton,\"Imeantoliverespectableundermyowncabinandvine。Wifeandeverything。Butnot,anyway,tillI’mthirty—five。\"
Hedroppedintohisoperatunesforawhile;butevidentlyitwasnot\"Fatinitza\"andhisvanishedholidayoverwhichhewaschieflymeditating,forpresentlyheexclaimed:\"I’llgivethemashooting—matchinthemorning。Youshoot?\"
Bolleshopedhewasgoingtolearninthiscountry,andexhibitedaSmith&Wessonrevolver。
Drakegrievedoverit。\"Wrapitupwarm,\"saidhe。\"I’lllendyouarealonewhenwegettotheMalheurAgency。Butyoucaneat,anyhow。Christmasbeingnextweek,yousee,myprogrammeis,shootallA。M。andeatallP。M。Iwishyoucouldlightonanotionwhatprizestogivemybuccaroos。\"
\"Buccaroos?\"saidBolles。
\"Yep。Cow—punchers。Vaqueros。BuccaroosinOregon。BastardSpanishword,yousee,driftedupfromMexico。Vogelwouldnotcaretohavemegive’emmoneyasprizes。\"
AtthisUnclePascoopenedaneye。
\"Howmanybuccarooswilltherebe?\"Bollesinquired。
\"AttheMalheurAgency?It’stheheadquartersoffiveofourranches。
Thereoughttobequiteacrowd。Adozen,probably,atthistimeofyear。\"
UnclePascoopenedhisothereye。\"Here,you!\"hesaid,draggingathisboxundertheseat。\"Pullit,can’tyou?There。Justwhatyou’reafter。
There’syourprizes。\"Querulousandwatchful,likesomeaged,ricketyape,theoldmandrewouthistrinketsinshallowshelves。
\"Soonergive’emnothing,\"saidDeanDrake。
\"What’sthat?What’sthematterwiththem?\"
\"Guesstheboyshavehadallthebrassringsandglassdiamondstheywant。\"
\"That’sallyouknow,then。IsoldthatboxcleanemptythroughthePalousecountrylastweek,’ceptthebottomdrawer,andanoutfitonMeacham’shilltookthat。Showsallyouknow。I’mgoingcleanthroughyourcountryafterI’vequitSilverCity。I’llstartinbyBakerCityagain,andI’llstrikeHarney,andmaybeI’llgotoLinkville。Iknowwhatbuccarooswant。I’llgotoFortRinehart,andI’llgototheIslandRanch,andfirstthingyou’llbeseeingyourboyswearingmystuffallovertheirfingersandSundayshirts,andgivingtheirgirlsmystuffrightinHarneyCity。That’swhat。\"
\"Allright,Uncle。It’safreecountry。\"
\"Shaw!Guessitis。Iwasinitbeforeyouwas,too。YouwerewetbehindtheearswhenIwasjammin’allaroundhere。Howmanyaretheyupatyourplace,didyousay?\"
\"Isaidabouttwelve。Ifyou’recomingourway,stopandeatwithus。\"
\"MaybeIwillandmaybeIwon’t。\"UnclePascocrosslyshovedhisboxback。
\"Allright,Uncle。It’safreecountry,\"repeatedDrake。
Notmuchwassaidafterthis。UnclePascounwrappedhisconcertinafromtheredhandkerchiefandplayednimblyforhisownbenefit。AtSilverCityhedisappeared,and,findinghehadstolennothingfromthem,theydidnotregrethim。DeanDrakehadsomeaffairstoseetoherebeforestartingforHarper’sranch,anditwaspleasanttoBollestofindhowDrakewasesteemedthroughthiscountry。Theschool—masterwastoboardattheMalheurAgency,andhadcomethiswayroundbecausethenewsuperintendentmustsotravel。Theywerescarcelybirdsofafeather,DrakeandBolles,yetsinceoneremoteroofwastocoverthem,thein—doormanwasgladthisboy—hosthadwonsomuchgood—willfromhighandlow。ThattheshrewdoldVogelshouldtrustsomuchinanineteen—year—oldwasproofenoughatleastofhischaracter;butwhenBrock,theforemanfromHarper’s,cameforthematSilverCity,BolleswitnessedtheaffectionthattheroughermanheldforDrake。Brockshooktheboy’shandwiththatseriousquietnessandabsenceofwordswhichshowstheWesternheartisspeaking。AfteralookatBollesandasilentbestowingofthebaggageaboardtheteam,hecrackedhislongwhipandthethreerattledhappilyawaythroughthedipsofanopencountrywhereclearstreamsranbluebeneaththewinterair。TheyfollowedtheJordan(thatIdahoJordan)westtowardsOregonandtheOwyhee,Brockoftenturninginhisdriver’sseatsoastospeakwithDrake。Hehadalong,gradualchapterofconfidencesandevents;throughmilesheunburdenedthesetohisfavorite:
TheCaliforniamarewascoringwellinharness。TheeagleoveratWhitehorseranchhadfoughtthecatmostterrible。Gilberthadgotamule—kickinthestomach,butwaseatinghisthreemeals。Theyhadanewboywhoplayedtheguitar。Heusedmaple—syrupanhismeat,andclaimedhewasfromAlabama。Brockguessedthingswereaboutasusualinmostways。Thenewwellhadcavedinagain。Then,inthemidstofhisgossip,thethinghehadwantedtosayallalongcameout:\"We’repleasedaboutyourpromotion,\"saidhe;and,blushing,shookDrake’shandagain。
Warmthkindledtheboy’sface,andnext,withasuddenseverity,hesaid:
\"You’rekeepingbacksomething。\"
ThehonestBrocklookedblank,thenlaboredinhismemory。
\"HasthesorrelgirlinHarneymarriedyouyet?\"saidDrake。
Brockslappedhisleg,andthehorsesjumpedathismirth。Hewasmostlygrave—mannered,butwhenhisboysuperintendentjoked,herejoicedwiththesamepridethathetookinallofDrake’sexcellences。
\"Theboysinthiscountrywillbackyouup,\"saidhe,nextday;andDrakeinquired:\"WhatnewsfromtheMalheurAgency?\"
\"SincethenewChinamanhasbeencookingforthem,\"saidBrock,\"theyhavebeenpeacefulasamancouldwish。\"
\"They’llapproveofme,then,\"Drakeanswered。\"I’mfeeding’emhyasChristmasmuck—a—muck。\"
\"Andwhatmaythatbe?\"askedtheschoolmaster。
\"YounokumtuxChinook?\"inquiredDrake。\"Travelwithmeandyou’lllearnallsortsoflanguages。Itmeansjustabigfeed。Allwhiskeyisbarred,\"
headdedtoBrock。
\"It’stheonlyway,\"saidtheforeman。\"They’vegotthosePennsylvaniamenupthere。\"
Drakehadnotencounteredthese。
\"ThethreebrothersDrinker,\"saidBrock。\"Full,Half—pastFull,andDrunkarewhattheycallthem。Them’sthenames;they’vebroughtthemfromKlamathandRogueRiver。\"
\"IshouldnotthinkaChinamanwouldenjoysuchcomrades,\"venturedMr。
Bolles。
\"Chinamendon’thavecomradesinthiscountry,\"saidBrock,briefly。
\"Theylikehiscooking。It’salonesomesectionupthere,andaChinamancouldhardlyquitit,notifhewasexpectedtostay。Supposetheykickaboutthewhiskeyrule?\"hesuggestedtoDrake。
\"Can’thelpwhattheydo。Oh,I’llgiveeachboyhisturninHarneyCitywhenhegetsanxious。It’sthewholeunitedlotIdon’tproposetohavecutuponme。\"
AlookofconcernfortheboycameoverthefaceofforemanBrock。
Severaltimesagainbeforetheirpartingdidhethuslookathisfavorite。TheypausedatHarper’sforadaytoattendtosomematters,andwhenDrakewasleavingthisplaceoneofthemensaidtohim:\"We’llstandbyyou。\"ButfromhisblitheappearanceandtalkastheslimboyjourneyedtotheMalheurRiverandHeadquarterranch,nothingseemedtobeonhismind。Oregontwinkledwithsunandfinewhitesnow。Theycrossedthroughaworldofpinesandcrevicedstreamsandexhilaratingsilence。Thelittlewatersfelltinklingthroughiciclesinthelonelinessofthewoods,andsnowshoerabbitsdivedintothebrush。EastOregon,theOwyheeandtheMalheurcountry,theoldtrailsofGeneralCrook,thewillowsbythestreams,theopenswales,thehighwoodswhereonceBuffaloHornandChiefE—eganteandO—itsthemedicine—manprospered,throughthisdomainofwarandmemorieswentBollestheschool—masterwithDeanDrakeandBrock。ThethirdnoonfromHarper’stheycameleisurelydowntotheoldMalheurAgency,whereoncethehostileIndianshaddrawnpicturesonthedoor,andwhereCastleRockfrowneddownunchanged。
\"IwishIwasgoingtostayherewithyou,\"saidBrocktoDrake。\"ByIndianCreekyoucansendwordtomequickerthanwe’vecome。\"
\"Why,you’reanoldbat!\"saidtheboytohisforeman,andclappedhimfarewellontheshoulder。
Brockdroveaway,thoughtful。Hewasnotalargeman。Hisfacewasclean—cut,almostdelicate。Hehadawell—trimmed,yellowmustache,anditwaschieflyinhisblueeyeandleancheek—bonethatthefrontiersmanshowed。HelovedDeanDrakemorethanhewouldevertell,eventohimself。
Theyoungsuperintendentsetatworktoranch—workthisafternoonofBrock’sleaving,andthebuccaroosmadehisacquaintanceonebyoneandstaredathim。Villanydidnotsitoutwardlyupontheirfaces;theywerenotvillains;buttheystaredattheboysenttocontrolthem,andtheyspoketogether,laughing。Draketooktheheadofthetableatsupper,withBollesonhisright。Downthetablesomesilence,somestaring,muchlaughingwenton——therichbrutelaughofthebellyuntroubledbythebrain。Sam,theChinaman,rapidandnoiseless,servedthedishes。
\"Whatisit?\"saidabuccaroo。
\"Canitbite?\"saidanother。
\"Ifyouguesswhatitis,youcanhaveit,\"saidathird。
\"It’smeat,\"remarkedDrake,incisively,helpinghimself;\"andtougherthanitlooks。\"
Thebrutelaughrosefromthecrowdandfellintosurprisedsilence;butnorejoindercame,andtheyatetheirsuppersomewhatthoughtfully。TheChinaman’squick,softeyehadglancedatDeanDrakewhentheylaughed。
Heservedhisdinnersolicitously。InhiskitchenthateveningheandBollesunpackedthegoodthings——theolives,thedriedfruits,thecigars——broughtbythenewsuperintendentforChristmas;andfindingBollesharmless,likehisgentleAsiaticself,Samlookedcautiouslyaboutandspoke:
\"Younotknowwhytheylaugh,\"saidhe。\"Theynottalkaboutmymeatthen。Theymeannewboss,MisserDlake。Hevellyyoungboss。\"
\"Ithink,\"saidBolles,\"Mr。Drakeunderstoodtheirmeaning,Sam。Ihavenoticedthatattimesheexpresseshimselfpeculiarly。Ialsothinktheyunderstoodhismeaning。\"
TheOrientalpondered。\"MelikeMisserDlake,\"saidhe。Anddrawingquiteclose,heobserved,\"Theynotnicemanvellymuch。\"
Nextdayandeveryday\"MisserDlake\"wentgaylyabouthisbusiness,athisdeskoronhishorse,vigilant,nearandfar,withnosignsaveasteadierkeennessinhiseye。FortheChristmasdinnerheprovidedstillfurthersendingtotheGrandeRondecountryforturkeysandotherthings。
HewontheheartofBollesbylendinghimagoodhorse;butthebuccaroos,thoughtheywereboisterousoverthecomingChristmasjoy,didnotseemespeciallygrateful。Drake,however,kepthisworriestohimself。
\"Thisthinghappensanywhere,\"hesaidonenightintheofficetoBolles,puffingacigar。\"I’veseenatroopofcavalrydemoralizeitselfbyasortofcontagionfromtwoorthreemen。\"
\"Ithinkitwaswickedtosendyouherebyyourself,\"blurtedBolles。
\"Poppycock!It’sthechanceofmylife,andI’lljamherthroughorbust。\"
\"Ithinktheyhavedecidedyouaregettingturkeysbecauseyouareafraidofthem,\"saidBolles。
\"Why,ofcourse!Butd’youfigureI’mthemantoabandonmyChristmasturkeybecausemymotivesforeatingitaremisconstrued?\"
DeanDrakesmokedforawhile;thenaknockcameatthedoor。Fivebuccaroosenteredandstoodclose,asisthewaywiththeguiltywhofeeluncertain。
\"Wewerethinkingasmaybeyou’dletusgoovertotown,\"saidHalf—pastFull,thespokesman。
\"When?\"
\"Oh,anydayalongthisweek。\"
\"Can’tspareyoutillafterChristmas。\"
\"Maybeyou’llnotobjecttooneofusgoin’?\"
\"You’lleachhaveyourturnafterthisweek。\"
Aslightpausefollowed。ThenHalf—pastFullsaid:\"WhatwouldyoudoifIwent,anyway?\"
\"Can’timagine,\"Drakeanswered,easily。\"Go,andI’llbeinapositiontoinformyou。\"
Thebuccaroodroppedhisstolidbulleyes,butraisedthemagainandgrinned。\"Well,I’mnotparticularaboutgoin’thisweek,boss。\"
\"That’snotmyname,\"saidDrake,\"butit’swhatIam。\"
Theystoodamoment。Thentheyshuffledout。Itwasanorderlyretreat——almost。
DrakewinkedovertoBolles。\"Thatwasagraze,\"saidhe,andsmokedforawhile。\"They’llnotgothistime。Questionis,willtheygonext?\"
III
Draketookafreshcigar,andthrewhislegsoverthechairarm。
\"Ithinkyousmoketoomuch,\"saidBolles,whomthreedayshadmadefamiliarandfriendly。
\"Yep。Havetojustnow。That’swhat!asUnclePascowouldsay。Theyareahalf—breedlot,though,\"theboycontinued,returningtothebuccaroosandtheirrecentvisit。\"Weakeninthefaceofastraightbluff,yousee,unlesstheygetwhiskey—courageous。AndI’vecalled’emdownonthat。\"
\"Oh!\"saidBolles,comprehending。
\"Didn’tyouseethatwastheirgame?Buthewillnotgoafterit。\"
\"Thefleshisalltheyseemtounderstand,\"murmuredBolles。
Half—pastFulldidnotgotoHarneyCityforthetabooedwhiskey,nordidanyone。Drakereadhisbuccarooslikethechildrenthattheywere。Afterthelateencounterofgrit,theatmospherewasrelievedofstorm。Thechildren,theprimitive,pagan,dangerouschildren,forgotallaboutwhiskey,andlustedjoyouslyforChristmas。Christmaswascoming!Nowork!Ashooting—match!Abigfeed!CheerfulnessbubbledattheMalheurAgency。Theweatheritselfwasintune。CastleRockseemednolongertofrown,butroseintotheshiningair,amassoffriendlystrength。Exceptwhenararesledgeorhorsemanpassed,Mr。Bolles’sjourneystotheschoolwerealltoshowitwasnotsomepioneercolonyinanew,white,silentworldthatheardonlytheplayfulshoutsandsongsofthebuccaroos。Thesunoverheadandthehard—crushingsnowunderfootfilledeveryonewithacrisp,tinglinghilarity。
BeforethesunfirsttouchedCastleRockonthemorningofthefeasttheywereupandinhighfeatheroveratthebunk—house。TheyracedacrosstoseewhatSamwascooking;theybeggedandjoyfullyswallowedlumpsofhisrawplum—pudding。\"MerryChristmas!\"theywishedhim,and\"MellyClismas!\"saidhetothem。Theyplayedleap—frogoverbythestable,theyputsnowdowneachother’sbacks。Theirshoutsrangroundcorners;itwaslikeboysletoutofschool。WhenDrakegatheredthemfortheshooting—match,theycheeredhim;whenhetoldthemtherewerenoprizes,whatdidtheycareforprizes?Whenhebeatthemallthefirstround,theycheeredhimagain。Pityhehadn’tofferedprizes!Hewasn’tagoodbusinessman,afterall!
Theroundsatthetargetproceededthroughtheforenoon,Draketheacclaimedleader;andtheChristmassundrewtomid—sky。Butasitssplendorintheheavensincreased,thehappyshoutingsonearthbegantowane。Thebodywasallthatthebuccaroosknew;well,thefleshcomesprettynaturaltoallofus——andwhohadevertaughtthesemenaboutthespirit?Thefurthertheywerefrombreakfastthenearertheyweretodinner;yetthehappyshootingswaned!Thespiritisastrangething。
Oftenitdwellsdumbinhumanclay,thenunexpectedlyspeaksoutoftheclay’sdarkness。
ItwasnolongeracrowdDrakehadatthetarget。Hebecameawarethatquietnesshadbeengraduallycomingoverthebuccaroos。Helooked,andsawamanwanderingbyhimselfinthelane。Anotherleanedbythestablecorner,withavacantface。Throughthewindowsofthebunk—househecouldseetwoorthreeontheirbeds。Thechildrenweretiredofshouting。Drakewentin—doorsandthrewagreatlogonthefire。Itblazeduphighwithsparks,andhewatchedit,althoughthesunshownbrightonthewindow—sill。Presentlyhenoticedthatamanhadcomeinandtakenachair。ItwasHalf—pastFull,andwithhisbootsstretchedtothewarmth,hesatgazingintothefire。Thedooropenedandanotherbuckarooenteredandsatoffinacorner。Hehadabundleofoldletters,smearedsheetstiedtriteatwistedoldribbon。Whilehislarge,top—toughenedfingerssoftlyloosenedtheribbon,hesatwithhisbacktotheroomandpresentlybegantoreadthelettersover,onebyone。Mostofthemencameinbeforelong,andsilentlyjoinedthewatchersroundthetreatfireplace。Drakethrewanotherlogon,andinashorttimethis,too,brokeintoampleflame。Thesilencewaslong;asliceofshadowhadfallenacrossthewindow—sill,whenayoungmanspoke,addressingthelogs:
\"IskinnedacooninSanSaba,Texas,thisdayayear。\"
Atthesoundofavoice,someoftheireyesturnedonthespeaker,butturnedbacktothefireagain。Thespirithadspokenfromtheclay,aloud;andtheclaywasuncomfortableathearingit。
Aftersomemoreminutesaneighborwhisperedtoaneighbor,\"Playyouagameofcrib。\"
Themannodded,stoleovertowheretheboardwas,andbroughtitacrosstheflooroncreakingtip—toe。Theysetitbetweenthem,andnowandthenthecardsmadealightsoundintheroom。
\"ItreedthatcoononHoney,\"saidtheyoungman,afterawhile——\"HoneyCreek,SanSaba。Kindo’drycreek。UsedtoflowintoBigBradywhenitrained。\"
Theflamescrackledon,theneighborsstillplayedtheircribbage。Stillwasthedaybright,buttheshrinkingwedgeofsunhadgoneentirelyfromthewindow—sill。Half—pastFullhaddrawnfromhispocketamouthorgan,breathinghalf—tunesuponit;inthemiddleof\"SuwaneeRiver\"themanwhosatinthecornerlaidtheletterhewasbeginningupontheheaponhiskneesandreadnomore。Thegreatgeniallogslayglowing,burning;
fromthefresheronetheflamesflowedandforked;alongtheemberedsurfaceoftheothersranredandblueshiversofiridescence。Withlegsandarmscrookedandsprawled,thebuccaroosbrooded,staringintotheglowwithseldom—winkingeyes,whiledeepinsidetheclaythespiritspokequietly。ChristmasDaywaspassing,butthesunshonestilltwogoodhourshigh。Outside,overthesnowandpines,itwasonlyinthedeeperfoldsofthehillsthattheblueshadowshadcome;therestoftheworldwasgoldandsilver;andfromfaracrossthatsilenceintothissilencebythefirecameatinklingstirofsound。Sleighbellsitwas,steadilycoming,tooearlyforBollestobebackfromhisschoolfestival。
Thetoy—thrillofthejinglinggrewclearandsweet,aspiritofenchantmentthatdidnotwakethestillness,butcastitintoadeeperdream。Thebellscamenearthedoorandstopped,andthenDrakeopenedit。
\"Hello,UnclePasco!\"saidhe。\"ThoughtyouwereSantaClaus。\"
\"SantaClaus!H’m。Yes。That’swhat。ToldyoumaybeI’dcome。\"
\"Soyoudid。Turkeyisduein——let’ssee——ninetyminutes。Here,boys!
someofyoutakeUnclePasco’shorse。\"
\"No,no,Iwon’t。Youleavemealone。Iain’tstoppin’here。Iain’thungry。Ijustgrubbedattheschool。Sleepin’atMissouriPete’sto—night。Gottomaketherailroadtomorrow。\"Theoldmanstoppedhisprecipitatestatements。Hesatinhissledgedeep1ymuffled,blinkingatDrakeandthebuccaroos,whohadstrolledouttolookathim,\"Doneabigbusinessthistrip,\"saidhe。\"ToldyouIwould。Nowifyouwasonlygivin’yourchildrenaChristmas—treelikethatIseenthatfelleryerschoolmarmdoin’justnow——hee—hee!\"Fromhisblanketsherevealedthewell—knowncase。\"Themthingswouldshineonatree,\"concludedUnclePasco。
\"Hang’eminthewoods,then,\"saidDrake。
\"Jewelry,isit?\"inquiredtheyoungTexasman。
UnclePascowhippedopenhiscase。\"Thereyouare,\"saidhe。\"Allwhat’sleft。Thatring’llcostyouadollar。\"
\"I’veadollarsomewheres,\"saidtheyoungman,fumbling。
Half—pastFull,ontheothersideofthesleigh,stoodvisiblyfascinatedbythewareshewasgivenaskilfulglimpseofdownamongtheblankets。
HepeeredandheponderedwhileUnclePascogliblyspoketohim。
\"Scatteryourtruckoutplain!\"thebuccarooexclaimed,suddenly。\"I’mnotbuyinginthedark。Comeovertothebunk—houseandscatter。\"
\"Brasswilllookjustthesameanywhere,\"saidDrake。
\"Brass!\"screamedUncle。\"Brassyoureye!\"
Butthebuccaroos,plainlygladfordistraction,tookthewoollyoldscoldingmanwiththem。Drakeshoutedthatifgettingcheatedcheeredthem,byallmeanstoinvestheavily,andhereturnedalonetohisfire,whereBollessoonjoinedhim。Theywaited,accordingly,andby—and—bythesleigh—bellsjingledagain。Astheyhadcomeoutofthesilence,sodidtheygointoit,theirlittlesilverytinkledancingawayinthedistance,faintandfainter,then,likeabreath,gone。
UnclePasco’strinketshadaudiblyraisedthemen’sspirits。Theyremainedinthebunkhouse,theirlaughterreachingDrakeandBollesmoreandmore。Sometimestheywouldscuffleandlaughloudly。
\"Doyouimagineit’smoreleap—frog?\"inquiredtheschool—master。
\"Gambling,\"saidDrake。\"They’llkeepatitnowtilloneofthemwinseverythingtheresthavebought。\"
\"Havetheybeenlivelyeversincemorning?\"
\"Hadareactionaboutnoon,\"saidDrake。\"Regularhome—sickspell。Ifeltsorryfor’em。\"
\"Theyseemfullofreaction,\"saidBolles。\"Listentothat!\"
Itwasnownearfouro’clock,andSamcamein,announcingdinner。
\"Allready,\"saidthesmilingChinaman。
\"Passthegoodwordtothebunk—house,\"saidDrake,\"iftheycanhearyou。\"
Samwentacross,andtheshoutingstopped。Thenaroseathickvolleyofscreamsandcheers。
\"Thatdon’tsoundright,\"saidDrake,leapingtohisfeet。InthenextinstanttheChinaman,terrified,returnedthroughtheopendoor。BehindhimlurchedHalf—pastFull,andstumbledintotheroom。Hisbootcaught,andhepitched,butsavedhimselfandstoodswaying,heavilylookingatDrake。Thehaircurleddenseoverhisbullhead,hismustachewasspreadwithhisgrin,thelightofcloddishhumoranddestructionburnedinhisbigeye。Theclayhadburiedthespiritlikeacavingpit。
\"Twasfalsejewelryallright!\"heroared,atthetopofhisvoice。\"A
goodoldjimmyjohnfull,boss。Say,boss,goin’torunourjimmyjohnofftheranch?Tryiton,kid。Comeoverandtryiton!\"Thebullbeatonthetable。
DeanDrakehadsatquicklydowninhischair,hisgrayeyeuponthehulkingbuccaroo。Smallanddauntlesshesat,asparrow—hawkcaughtinatrap,andgametotheend——whateverend。
\"It’satrifletardytooutlineanypolicyaboutyourdemijohn,\"saidhe,seriously。\"Youfolkshadbettercomeinandeatbeforeyou’rebeyondappreciating。\"
\"Ho,we’lleatyourgrub,boss。Sam’scookinggoes。\"Thebuccaroolurchedoutandawaytothebunk—house,wherenewbellowingwassetup。
\"I’vegottocarvethisturkey,friend,\"saidtheboytoBolles。
\"I’lldomybesttohelpeatit,\"returnedtheschool—master,smiling。
\"MisserDlake,\"saidpoorSam,\"Isollyyou。Ivellysollyyou。\"
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\"Reserveyoursorrow,Sam,\"saidDeanDrake。\"Giveusyoursoupforastarter。Come,\"hesaidtoBolles。\"Quick。\"
Hewentintothedining—room,promptinhisseatattheheadofthetable,withtheschool—masternexttohim。
\"Niceman,UnclePasco,\"hecontinued。\"Buthistimeisnotnow。Wehavenothingtodoforthepresentbutsitlikeeverydayandactperfectlynatural。\"
\"Ihaveknownsimplertasks,\"saidMr。Bolles,\"butI’llbeginbyspreadingthisexcellentlycleannapkin。\"
\"You’renoschoolmarm!\"exclaimedDrake;\"youpleaseme。\"
\"Theworstofabadthing,\"saidthemildBolles,\"ishavingtimetothinkaboutit,andwehavebeensparedthat。\"
\"Heretheycome,\"saidDrake。
Theydidcome。ButDrake’salertstrategyservedtheendhehadtriedfor。Thedrunkenbuccaroosswarmeddisorderlytothedoorandhalted。
Oncemorethenewsuperintendent’swaystookthemaback。Herewasthedecenttablewithlightsserenelyburning,withunwontedgoodthingsarrangeduponit——theolives,theoranges,thepreserves。Neatasparadedrillwerethemen’splaces,allthecupsandforkssymmetricalalongthewhitecloth。There,waitinghisguestsatthefarend,sattheslimyoungbosstalkingwithhisboarder,Mr。Bolles,thepartsintheirsmoothhairgoingwithalltherestofthispropriety。Eventhedailytindisheswerebanishedinfavorofcrockery。
\"BashfulofSam’snapkins,boys?\"saidtheboss。\"Orisitthebald—headedchina?\"
Atthisbiddingtheycameinuncertainly。Theirwhiskeywasashamedinside。Theytooktheirseats,glancingacrossateachotherinatransientsilence,drawingtheirchairsgingerlybeneaththem。Thusceremonyfellunexpecteduponthegathering,andforawhiletheyswallowedinawkwardnesswhattheswift,noiselessSambroughtthem。Heinalongwhiteapronpassedandre—passedwithhisthingsfromhiskitchen,doublyefficientandcivilunderstressofanxietyforhisyoungmaster。Inthepausesofhisservinghewatchedfromthebackground,withafacethatpresentlycaughtthenoticeofoneofthem。
\"Smile,youalmond—eyedhighbinder,\"saidthebuccaroo。AndtheChinamansmiledhisbest。
\"I’veforgotsomething,\"saidHalf—pastFull,rising。\"Don’tlet’emskipacourseonme。\"Half—pastlefttheroom。
\"That’swhatIhavebeenhopingfor,\"saidDraketoBolles。
Half—pastreturnedpresentlyandcaughtDrake’slookofexpectancy。\"Ohno,boss,\"saidthebuccaroo,instantly,fromthedoor。\"You’reontome,butI’montoyou。\"Heslammedthedoorwithostentationanddroppedwithaloudlaughintohisseat。
\"FirstsmartthingI’veknownhimdo,\"saidDraketoBolles。\"Iamdisappointed。\"
Twobuccaroosnextlefttheroomtogether。
\"Theymaygetlostinthesnow,\"saidthehumorousHalf—past。\"I’lljustshow’emthetrail。\"Oncemoreherosefromthedinnerandwentout。
\"Yes,heknewtoomuchtobringitinhere,\"saidDraketoBolles。\"Heknewnonebuttwoorthreewoulddaredrink,withmelookingon。\"
\"Don’tyouthinkheisafraidtobringitinthesameroomwithyouatall?\"Bollessuggested。
\"Andmetemperancethisseason?Now,Bolles,that’sunkind。\"
\"Oh,dear,thatisnotatallwhat——\"
\"Iknowwhatyoumeant,Bolles。Iwasonlyjustmakingalittlemerryoverthiscasualty。No,hedon’tmindmetothatextent,exceptwhenhe’ssober。Lookathim!\"
Half—pastwasreturningwithhisfriends。Quiteevidentlytheyhadallfoundthetrail。
\"UnclePascoisaniceoldman!\"pursuedDrake。\"Ihaven’tgotmygunon。
Haveyou?\"
\"Yes,\"saidBolles,butwithasheepishswerveoftheeye。
Drakeguessedatonce。\"NotBabyBunting?Oh,Lord!andIpromisedtogiveyouanadultweapon!——thekindthey’rewearingnowbywayoffull—dress。\"
\"Talkin’secrets,boss?\"saidHalf—pastFull。
Thewell—meaningSamfilledhiscup,andthisproceedingshiftedthebuccaroo’struculentattention。
\"What’sthatmud?\"hedemanded。
\"Coffee,\"saidSam,politely。
Thebuccarooswepthiscuptotheground,andthenextmanhowleddismay。
\"Burnyourpoorlegs?\"saidHalf—past。Hepouredhisglassoverthevictim。Theywrestled,thecompanypoundedthetable,bettinghoarsely,untilHalf—pastwenttothefloor,andhisplatewithhim。
\"Goeasy,\"saidDrake。\"You’resmashingthecompany’sproperty。\"
\"Bald—headedchinaforsure,boss!\"saidasecondofthebrothersDrinker,anddroppedadish。
\"I’llmerelytellyou,\"saidDrake,\"thatthecompanydon’tpayforthischinatwice。\"
\"Nottwice?\"saidHalf—pastFull,smashingsomemore。\"Howaboutthrice?\"
\"Wantyourmoneynow?\"anotherinquired。
Ariotofbanterseizeduponallofthem,andtheybegantolaughanddestroy。
\"Howmuchdidthiscost?\"saidone,pryingaskewhisthree—tinedfork。
\"Howmuchdidyoucostyourself?\"saidanothertoDrake。
\"What,ourkidboss?Twobits,Iguess。\"
\"Hyasmarkook。Toodear!\"
Theybawledattheirownjokes,loudandominous;threatsoundedbeneaththeirlightestword,thenewcrashesofchinathattheythrewonthefloorstrucksharplythroughtheforebodingdinoftheirmirth。ThespiritthatDrakesincehisarrivalhadkeptunderinthemdaybyday,butnotquelled,rosevisiblyeachfewsucceedingminutes,swellingupwardasthetidedoes。Buoyeduponthewhiskey,itglitteredintheireyesandyelledmutinouslyintheirvoices。
\"I’mwaitingallorders,\"saidBollestoDrake。
\"Ihaven’tany,\"saidDrake。\"Newones,thatis。We’vesatdowntoseethismealout。Gottokeepsitting。\"
Heleanedback,eatingdeliberately,sayingnomoretothebuccaroos;
thustheysawhewouldneverleavetheroomtilltheydid。Ashehadtakenhischairthefirst,sowastheboyboundtoquititthelast。Thegameofpryingfork—tinesstaledonthemonebyone,andtheytooktosongs,mostlyofloveandparting。Withtheredwhiskeyintheireyestheyshoutedplaintivelyofsweethearts,andvows,andlips,andmeetinginthewildwood。Fromthesetheywenttoballadsofthecattle—trailandtheYubaRiver,andsoinevitablyworkedtotheoldcoastsong,madeofthreelanguages,withitsversesrhymedoneachyearsincethefirstbeginning。Traditionlaiditheavyuponeachsingerinhisturntokeepthepota—boilingbymemoryorbynewinvention,andthechantwentforwardwithhypnoticcadencetoatuneoflarkish,rippinggayety。Hewhohadreadoverhisoldstainedlettersinthehomesickafternoonhadwakedfromsuchdreamingandnowsang:
\"Oncejes’oncedintheyearo’49,Imetafancythingbythenameo’Keroline;
Inevercouldpersuadeherfortoleavemebe;
Shewentandshetookandshemarriedme。\"
Hisneighborwasreadywithanoriginalcontribution:
\"Once,onceagainintheyearo’’64,BythecityofWhatcomdownalongtheshore——
Inevercouldpersuadethemfortoleavemebe——
ASiwashsquawwentandtookandmarriedme。\"
\"Whatwasyoudoin’betweenallthemyears?\"calledHalf—pastFull。
\"Shutyermouth,\"saidthenextsinger:
Once,onceagainintheyearo’71
(’TwasthesuddenestdeedthatIeverdone)——
Inevercouldpersuadethemfortoleavemebe——
Arichbanker’sdaughtershetookandmarriedme。\"
\"Thisislookingbetter,\"saidBollestoDrake。
\"Don’tyoubelieveit,\"saidtheboy。
Tenoradozenyearswerethussung。
\"Inevercouldpersuadethemfortoleavemebe\"tempestuouslybroughtdownthechorusandthefists,untilthedrunkardscouldsitnomore,butstooduptosing,trampingthetuneheavilytogether。Then,justastheturncameroundtoDrakehimself,theydashedtheirchairsdownandherdedoutoftheroombehindHalf—pastFull,slammingthedoor。
DrakesatamomentattheheadofhisChristmasdinner,thefallenchairs,thelumpywreck。Bloodchargedhisfacefromhishairtohiscollar。\"Let’ssmoke,\"saidhe。Theywentfromthedinnerthroughtheroomofthegreatfireplacetohisofficebeyond。
\"Haveamildone?\"hesaidtotheschoolmaster。
\"No,astrongoneto—night,ifyouplease。\"AndBollesgavehismildsmile。
\"Youdomegoodnowandthen,\"saidDrake。
\"Dearme,\"saidtheteacher,\"Ihavefoundittheotherway。\"
Alltheroomsfrontedontheroadwithdoors——theold—timeagencydoors,wherethehostileshaddrawntheirpicturesinthedaysbeforepeacehadcometoreignoverthiscountry。Drakelookedout,becausethesinginghadstoppedandtheywereveryquietinthebunk—house。HesawtheChinamanstealfromhiskitchen。
\"Samistiredofus,\"hesaidtoBolles。
\"Tired?\"
\"Runningaway,Iguess。I’dpreferanewsituationmyself。That’swhereyou’redeficient,Bolles。Onlygotsenseenoughtostaywhereyouhappentobe。Hello。Whatisheupto?\"
Samhadgonebesideawindowofthebunkhouseandwaslisteningthere,flatlikeashadow。Suddenlyhecrouched,andwasgoneamongthesheds。
Outofthebunk—houseimmediatelycameaprocession,thebuccaroosstillquiet,acareful,gradualbody。
Drakeclosedhisdoorandsatinthechairagain。\"They’reescortingthatjugoverhere,\"saidhe。\"Anewmove,andabigone。\"
HeandBollesheardthementerthenextroom,alwayswithoutmuchnoiseortalk——theloudestsoundwasthejugwhentheysetitonthefloor。
Thentheyseemedtosit,talkinglittle。
\"Bolles,\"saidDrake,\"thesunhasset。IfyouwanttotakeafterSam——\"
Butthedoorofthesitting—roomopenedandtheChinamanhimselfcamein。
Heleftthedoora—swingandspokeclearly。\"MisserDlake,\"saidhe,\"slovebloke\"(stovebroke)。
Thesuperintendentcameoutofhisoffice,followingSamtothekitchen。
Hegavenolookorwordtothebuccarooswiththeirdemijohn;hemerelyheldhiscigarsidewiseinhisteethandwalkedwithnohurrythroughthesitting—room。Samtookhimthroughtothekitchenandroundtoahindcornerofthestove,pointing。
\"MisserDlake,\"saidhe,\"slovenobloke。Iheartheminside。Theygoingkillyou。\"
\"That’saboutthewayIwasfiguringit,\"musedDeanDrake。
\"MisserDlake,\"saidtheChinaman,withappealingeyes,\"Ivellysollyyou。Theynohurteeme。Mecook。\"
\"Sam,thereismuchmeatinyourwords。Condensedbeefdon’tclasswithyou。Butreserveyoursorrowsyetawhile。Nowwhat’smypolicy?\"hedebated,tappingthestovehereandthereforappearances;somebodymightlookin。\"ShallIgobacktomyofficeandgetmyguns?\"
\"Younotgoin’runnow?\"saidtheChinaman,anxiously。
\"Ohyes,Sam。ButIlikemyguntravelling。Keepsmekindofwarm。Nowiftheyshouldgetasightofmearming——no,she’sgottostayheretillI
comebackforher。Solong,Sam!Seeyoulater。AndI’llhavetimetothankyouthen。\"
Drakewenttothecorralinastrollingmanner。Thereheropedthestrongestofthehorses,andalsotheschool—master’s。Inthemidstofhissaddling,Bollescamedown。
\"CanIhelpyouinanyway?\"saidBolles。
\"You’vedoneit。Savedmeabotheringtouch—and—goplaytogetyououthereandseeminnocent。I’mgoingtodrift。\"
\"Drift?\"
\"Therearetimestostayandtimestoleave,Bolles;andthisisacaseofthelatter。Haveyouarealgunonnow?\"
PoorBollesbroughtoutguiltilyhis。22Smith&Wesson。\"Idon’tseemtothinkofthings,\"saidhe。
\"Cheerup,\"saidDrake。\"Howcouldyouthought—readme?HideBabyBunting,though。Nowwe’reoff。Quietly,atthestart。Asifweweremerelyjoggingtopasture。\"
Samstoodathiskitchendoor,mutelywishingthemwell。Thehorseswerewalkingwithoutnoise,butHalf—pastFulllookedoutofthewindow。
\"We’reby,anyhow,\"saidDrake。\"Quicknow。Burntheearth。\"Thehorsesprangathisspurs。\"Dust,yousonofagun!Rattleyourhocks!Brindle!
Vamoose!\"Eachshoutedwordwasalashwithhisquirt。\"Duck!\"hecalledtoBolles。
Bollesducked,andbulletsgroovedthesprayingsnow。Theyroundedacornerandsawthecrowdjumpingintothecorral,andSam’sdooremptyofthatprudentCelestial。
\"He’saverywiseChinaman!\"shoutedDrake,astheyrushed。
\"What?\"screamedBolles。
\"VerywiseChinaman。He’llbreakthatstovenowtoprovehisinnocence。\"
\"Whodidyousaywasinnocent?\"screamedBolles。
\"Oh,Isaidyouwere,\"yelledDrake,disgusted;andhegaveoverthiseffortatconversationastheirhorsesrushedalong。
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Itwasadim,widestretchofwinterintowhichDrakeandBollesgallopedfromthehowlingpursuit。TwilightalreadyveiledthebaseofCastleRock,andastheyforgedheavilyuparidgethroughthecakingsnow,andtheyellscameafterthem,BolleslookedseriouslyatDeanDrake;butthatyouthworeanexpressionofrisingmerriment。Bolleslookedbackattheduskfromwhichtheyellsweresounding,thenforwardtothespreadingskeinofnightwherethetrailwastakinghimandtheboy,andinneitherdirectioncouldhediscerncauseforgayety。
\"MayIaskwherewearegoing?\"saidhe。
\"Away,\"Drakeanswered。\"Justaway,Bolles。It’sahealthyresort。\"
Tenmilesweretravelledbeforeeitherspokeagain。Thedrunkenbuccaroosyelledhotontheirheelsatfirst,holdingmoreobstinatelytothischasethansoberruffianswouldhaveattempted。Tencold,darkmilesacrossthehillsittooktocurethem;butwhentheirshootings,thathadfollowedoverheightswherethepinesgrewanddownthroughtheopenswalesbetween,droppedoff,anddiedfinallyawayamongthewillowsalongthesouthforkoftheMalheur,Drakereinedinhishorsewithajerk。
\"Nowisn’tthattoobad!\"heexclaimed。
\"Itisallverybad,\"saidBolles,sorrytoheartheboy’stoneofdisappointment。
\"Ididn’tthinkthey’dfoolmeagain,\"continuedDrake,jumpingdown。
\"Again?\"inquiredtheinterestedBolles。
\"Why,they’vegonehome!\"saidtheboy,indisgust。
\"Iwashopingso,\"saidtheschool—master。
\"Hoping?Why,it’ssad,Bolles。FourmilesfartherandI’dhavehadthemlost。\"
\"Oh!\"saidBolles。
\"Iwantedthemtokeepafterus,\"complainedDrake。\"SoonaswehadagoodleadIcoaxedthem。Coaxedthemalongonpurposebyatrailtheyknew,andfourmilesfromhereI’dhaveswungsouthintothemountainstheydon’tknow。Therethey’dhavebeengoodandfarfromhomeinthesnowwithoutsupper,likeyouandme,Bolles。Butafterallmytroublethey’vegonebacksnugtothatfireside。Well,letusbeascoseyaswecan。\"
Hebuiltabrightfire,andhewhistledashekickedthesnowfromhisboots,busyingoverthehorsesandtheblankets。\"Takearest,\"hesaidtoBolles。\"Oneman’senoughtodothework。Bewithyousoontoshareourlittlecottage。\"PresentlyBollesheardhimrecitingconfidentiallytohishorse,\"TwasthenightafterChristmas,andallinthehouse——onlywearenotallinthehouse!\"HeslappedthebellyofhishorseTyee,whogambolledawaytothelimitofhispicket—rope。
\"Appreciatingthemoon,Bolles?\"saidhe,returningatlengthtothefire。\"Whatareyousogazefulabout,father?\"
\"Thisisallmyowndoing,\"lamentedtheschool—master。
\"What,themoonis?\"
\"Ithasjustcomeoverme,\"Bollescontinued。\"ItwasbeforeyougotinthestageatNampa。Iwastalking。ItoldUnclePascothatIwasgladnowhiskeywastobeallowedontheranch。Itallcomesfrommyfolly!\"
\"Why,youhungryoldNewEnglandconscience!\"criedtheboy,clappinghimontheshoulder。\"HowintheworldcouldyouforeseethecrookednessofthathoaryBeelzebub?\"
\"That’sallverywell,\"saidBolles,miserably。\"Youwouldneverhavementionedityourselftohim。\"
\"YouandI,Bolles,aredifferent。Iwasraisedonmiscellaneouswickedness。Alookatmyinsideswouldbeliabletomakeyousayyourprayers。\"
Theschool—mastersmiled。\"IfIsaidanyprayers,\"hereplied,\"youwouldbeinthem。\"
Drakelookedmoodilyatthefire。\"TheLordhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves,\"saidhe。\"I’veprospered。Foranineteen—year—oldI’vehookedmyclawfairlydeephereandthere。Asforto—day——why,that’sinthegametoo。Itwastheirdeal。Couldtheyhavewonitontheirownplay?Ajokerdroppedintotheirhand。It’smydealnow,andIhavesomejokersmyself。Gotosleep,Bolles。We’vearideaheadofus。\"
Theboyrolledhimselfinhisblanketskillfully。Bollesheardhimsayonceortwiceinasortofjudicialconversationwiththeblanket——\"andallinthehouse——butwewerenotallinthehouse。Notall。Notafullhouse——\"Histonesdrowsedcomfortablyintomurmur,andthentoquietbreathing。Bollesfedthefire,thatchedtheunneededwind—break(forthecalm,drynightwasbreathless),andforalongwhilewatchedthemoonandatuftofthesleepingboy’shair。