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  \"No,notthat。Thebroaderlinesofpoliticalorreligiousdifferencedon\'tmatter。YoucanhaveChurchofEnglandandUnitarianandBuddhistunderthesameroofwithoutcourtingdisaster;theonlyBuddhistIeverhaddownherequarrelledwitheverybody,butthatwasonaccountofhisnaturallysquabblesometemperament;ithadnothingtodowithhisreligion。AndI\'vealwaysfoundthatpeoplecandifferprofoundlyaboutpoliticsandmeetonperfectlygoodtermsatbreakfast。Now,MissLarborJones,whowasstayingherelastyear,worshipsLloydGeorgeasasortofwinglessangel,whileMrs。Walters,whowasdownhereatthesametime,privatelyconsidershimtobe——anantelope,letussay。\"

  \"Anantelope?\"

  \"Well,notanantelopeexactly,butsomethingwithhornsandhoofsandtail。\"

  \"Oh,Isee。\"

  \"Still,thatdidn\'tpreventthemfrombeingthechummiestofmortalsonthetenniscourtandinthebilliard-room。Theydidquarrelfinally,aboutaleadinadoubledhandofno-trumps,butthatofcourseisathingthatnoaccountofjudiciousguest-groupingcouldprevent。Mrs。Waltershadgotking,knave,ten,andsevenofclubs——

  \"

  \"Youweresayingthattherewereotherlinesofdemarcationthatcausedthebother,\"interruptedLena。

  \"Exactly。Itistheminordifferencesandside-issuesthatgivesomuchtrouble,\"saidLadyProwche;\"nottomydyingdayshallI

  forgetlastyear\'supheavalovertheSuffragettequestion。LauraHenniseedleftthehouseinastateofspeechlessindignation,butbeforeshehadreachedthatstateshehadusedlanguagethatwouldnothavebeentoleratedintheAustrianReichsrath。Intensivebear-

  gardeningwasSirRichard\'sdescriptionofthewholeaffair,andI

  don\'tthinkheexaggerated。\"

  \"OfcoursetheSuffragettequestionisaburningone,andletsloosethemostdreadfulill-feeling,\"saidLena;\"butonecangenerallyfindoutbeforehandwhatpeople\'sopinions——\"

  \"Mydear,theyearbeforeitwasworse。ItwasChristianScience。

  SelinaGoobieisasortofHighPriestessoftheCult,andsheputdownalloppositionwithahighhand。Thenoneevening,afterdinner,ClovisSangrailputawaspdownherback,toseeifhertheoryaboutthenon-existenceofpaincouldbedependedoninanemergency。Thewaspwassmall,butveryefficient,andithadbeensouredintemperbybeingkeptinapapercagealltheafternoon。

  Waspsdon\'tstandconfinementwell,atleastthisonedidn\'t。I

  don\'tthinkIeverrealisedtillthatmomentwhattheword\'invective\'couldbemadetomean。IsometimeswakeinthenightandthinkIstillhearSelinadescribingClovis\'sconductandgeneralcharacter。ThatwastheyearthatSirRichardwaswritinghisvolumeon\'DomesticLifeinTartary。\'Thecriticsallblameditforalackofconcentration。\"

  \"He\'sengagedonaveryimportantworkthisyear,isn\'the?\"askedLena。

  \"\'Land-tenureinTurkestan,\'\"saidLadyProwche;\"heisjustatworkonthefinalchaptersandtheyrequirealltheconcentrationhecangivethem。ThatiswhyIamsoveryanxiousnottohaveanyunfortunatedisturbancethisyear。IhavetakeneveryprecautionI

  canthinkoftobringnon-conflictingandharmoniouselementstogether;theonlytwopeopleIamnotquiteeasyaboutaretheAtkinsonmanandMarcusPopham。Theyarethetwowhowillbedownherelongesttogether,andiftheyaregoingtofallfoulofoneanotheraboutanyburningquestion,well,therewillbemoreunpleasantness。\"

  \"Can\'tyoufindoutanythingaboutthem?Abouttheiropinions,I

  mean。\"

  \"Anything?MydearLena,there\'sscarcelyanythingthatIhaven\'tfoundoutaboutthem。They\'rebothofthemmoderateLiberal,Evangelical,mildlyopposedtofemalesuffrage,theyapproveoftheFalconerReport,andtheStewards\'decisionaboutCraganour。Thankgoodnessinthiscountrywedon\'tflyintoviolentpassionsaboutWagnerandBrahmsandthingsofthatsort。ThereisonlyonethornysubjectthatIhaven\'tbeenabletomakesureabout,theonlystonethatIhaveleftunturned。Aretheyunanimouslyanti-vivisectionistordotheybothupholdthenecessityforscientificexperiment?

  Therehasbeenalotofcorrespondenceonthesubjectinourlocalnewspapersoflate,andthevicariscertaintopreachasermonaboutit;vicarsaredreadfullyprovocativeattimes。Now,ifyoucouldonlyfindoutformewhetherthesetwomenaredivergentlyfororagainst——\"

  \"I!\"exclaimedLena;\"howamItofindout?Idon\'tknoweitherofthemtospeakto。\"

  \"Stillyoumightdiscover,insomeroundaboutway。Writetothem,underasassumednameofcourse,forsubscriptionstooneorothercause——or,betterstill,sendastampedtype-writtenreplypostcard,witharequestforadeclarationfororagainstvivisection;peoplewhowouldhesitatetocommitthemselvestoasubscriptionwillcheerfullywriteYesorNoonaprepaidpostcard。Ifyoucan\'tmanageitthatway,tryandmeetthematsomeone\'shouseandgetintoargumentonthesubject。IthinkMillyoccasionallyhasoneorotherofthematherat-homes;youmighthavethelucktomeetbothofthemtherethesameevening。Onlyitmustbedonesoon。MyinvitationsoughttogooutbyWednesdayorThursdayatthelatest,andto-dayisFriday。

  \"Milly\'sat-homesarenotveryamusing,asarule,\"saidLena,\"andonenevergetsachanceoftalkinguninterruptedlytoanyoneforacoupleofminutesatatime;Millyisoneofthoserestlesshostesseswhoalwaysseemtobetryingtoseehowyoulookindifferentpartsoftheroom,infreshgroupingeffects。EvenifI

  gottospeaktoPophamorAtkinsonIcouldn\'tplungeintoatopiclikevivisectionstraightaway。No,Ithinkthepostcardschemewouldbemorehopefulanddecidedlylesstiresome。Howwoulditbebesttowordthem?\"

  \"Oh,somethinglikethis:\'Areyouinfavourofexperimentsonlivinganimalsforthepurposeofscientificresearch——YesorNo?\'

  Thatisquitesimpleandunmistakable。Iftheydon\'tansweritwillatleastbeanindicationthattheyareindifferentaboutthesubject,andthatisallIwanttoknow。\"

  \"Allright,\"saidLena,\"I\'llgetmybrother-in-lawtoletmehavethemaddressedtohisoffice,andhecantelephonetheresultoftheplebiscitedirecttoyou。\"

  \"Thankyoueversomuch,\"saidLadyProwchegratefully,\"andbesuretogetthecardssentoffassoonaspossible。\"

  OnthefollowingTuesdaythevoiceofanofficeclerk,speakingthroughthetelephone,informedLadyProwchethatthepostcardpollshowedunanimoushostilitytoexperimentsonlivinganimals。

  LadyProwchethankedtheofficeclerk,andinalouderandmoreferventvoiceshethankedHeaven。Thetwoinvitations,alreadysealedandaddressed,wereimmediatelydispatched;induecoursetheywerebothaccepted。Thehousepartyofthehalcyonhours,astheprospectivehostesscalledit,wasauspiciouslylaunched。

  LenaLuddlefordwasnotincludedamongtheguests,havingpreviouslycommittedherselftoanotherinvitation。Attheopeningdayofacricketfestival,however,sheranacrossLadyProwche,whohadmotoredoverfromtheothersideofthecounty。Sheworetheairofonewhoisnotinterestedincricketandnotparticularlyinterestedinlife。SheshookhandslimplywithLena,andremarkedthatitwasabeastlyday。

  \"Theparty,howhasitgoneoff?\"askedLenaquickly。

  \"Don\'tspeakofit!\"wasthetragicalanswer;\"whydoIalwayshavesuchrottenluck?\"

  \"Butwhathashappened?\"

  \"Ithasbeenawful。Hyaenascouldnothavebehavedwithgreatersavagery。SirRichardsaidso,andhehasbeenincountrieswherehyaenaslive,soheoughttoknow。Theyactuallycametoblows!\"

  \"Blows?\"

  \"Blowsandcurses。ItreallymighthavebeenascenefromoneofHogarth\'spictures。Ineverfeltsohumiliatedinmylife。Whattheservantsmusthavethought!\"

  \"Butwhoweretheoffenders?\"

  \"Oh,naturallytheverytwothatwetookallthetroubleabout。\"

  \"Ithoughttheyagreedoneverysubjectthatonecouldviolentlydisagreeabout——religion,politics,vivisection,theDerbydecision,theFalconerReport;whatelsewastherelefttoquarrelabout?\"

  \"Mydear,wewerefoolsnottohavethoughtofit。OneofthemwasPro-GreekandtheotherPro-Bulgar。\"

  HYACINTH

  \"Thenewfashionofintroducingthecandidate\'schildrenintoanelectioncontestisaprettyone,\"saidMrs。Panstreppon;\"ittakesawaysomethingfromtheacerbityofpartywarfare,anditmakesaninterestingexperienceforchildrentolookbackoninafteryears。

  Still,ifyouwilllistentomyadvice,Matilda,youwillnottakeHyacinthwithyoudowntoLuffbridgeonelectionday。\"

  \"NottakeHyacinth!\"exclaimedhismother;\"butwhynot?Jutterlyisbringinghisthreechildren,andtheyaregoingtodriveapairofNubiandonkeysaboutthetown,toemphasisethefactthattheirfatherhasbeenappointedColonialSecretary。WearemakingthedemandforastrongNavyaspecialfeatureinourcampaign,anditwillbeparticularlyappropriatetohaveHyacinthdressedinhissailorsuit。He\'lllookheavenly。\"

  \"Thequestionis,nothowhe\'lllook,buthowhe\'llbehave。He\'sadelightfulchild,ofcourse,butthereisastrainofunbridledpugnacityinhimthatbreaksoutattimesinareallyalarmingfashion。YoumayhaveforgottentheaffairofthelittleGaffinchildren;Ihaven\'t。\"

  \"IwasinIndiaatthetime,andI\'veonlyavaguerecollectionofwhathappened;hewasverynaughty,Iknow。\"

  \"Hewasinhisgoat-carriage,andmettheGaffinsintheirperambulator,andhedrovethegoatfulltiltatthemandsenttheperambulatorspinning。LittleJackyGaffinwaspinneddownunderthewreckage,andwhilethenursehadherhandsfullwiththegoatHyacinthwaslayingintoJacky\'slegswithhisbeltlikeasmallfury。\"

  \"I\'mnotdefendinghim,\"saidMatilda,\"buttheymusthavedonesomethingtoannoyhim。\"

  \"Nothingintentionally,butsomeonehadunfortunatelytoldhimthattheywerehalfFrench——theirmotherwasaDuboc,youknow——andhehadbeenhavingahistorylessonthatmorning,andhadjustheardofthefinallossofCalaisbytheEnglish,andwasfuriousaboutit。

  Hesaidhe\'dteachthelittletoadstogosnatchingtownsfromus,butwedidn\'tknowatthetimethathewasreferringtotheGaffins。

  Itoldhimafterwardsthatallbadfeelingbetweenthetwonationshaddiedoutlongago,andthatanyhowtheGaffinswereonlyhalfFrench,andhesaidthatitwasonlytheFrenchhalfofJackythathehadbeenhitting;theresthadbeenburiedundertheperambulator。IfthelossofCalaisunloosedsuchfuryinhim,I

  trembletothinkwhatthepossiblelossoftheelectionmightentail。\"

  \"Allthathappenedwhenhewaseight;he\'soldernowandknowsbetter。\"

  \"ChildrenwithHyacinth\'stemperamentdon\'tknowbetterastheygrowolder;theymerelyknowmore。\"

  \"Nonsense。Hewillenjoythefunoftheelection,andinanycasehe\'llbetiredoutbythetimethepollisdeclared,andthenewsailorsuitthatI\'vehadmadeforhimisjustintherightshadeofblueforourelectioncolours,anditwillexactlymatchtheblueofhiseyes。Hewillbeaperfectlycharmingnoteofcolour。\"

  \"Thereissuchathingaslettingone\'saestheticsenseoverrideone\'smoralsense,\"saidMrs。Panstreppon。\"IbelieveyouwouldhavecondonedtheSouthSeaBubbleandthepersecutionoftheAlbigensesiftheyhadbeencarriedoutineffectivecolourschemes。

  However,ifanythingunfortunateshouldhappendownatLuffbridge,don\'tsayitwasn\'tforeseenbyonememberofthefamily。\"

  Theelectionwaskeenlybutdecorouslycontested。Thenewly-

  appointedColonialSecretarywaspersonallypopular,whiletheGovernmenttowhichheadheredwasdistinctlyunpopular,andtherewassomeexpectancythatthemajorityoffourhundred,obtainedatthelastelection,wouldbealtogetherwipedout。Bothsideswerehopeful,butneithercouldfeelconfident。Thechildrenwereagreatsuccess;thelittleJutterlysdrovetheirchubbydonkeyssolemnlyupanddownthemainstreets,displayingposterswhichadvocatedtheclaimsoftheirfatheronthebroadgeneralgroundsthathewastheirfather,whileasforHyacinth,hisconductmighthaveservedasamodelforanyseraph-childthathadstrayedunwittinglyontothesceneofanelectoralcontest。Ofhisownaccord,andunderthedelightedeyesofhalfadozencameraoperators,hehadgoneuptotheJutterlychildrenandpresentedthemwithapacketofbutterscotch;\"weneedn\'tbeenemiesbecausewe\'rewearingtheoppositecolours,\"hesaidwithengagingfriendliness,andtheoccupantsofthedonkey-cartacceptedhisofferingwithpolitesolemnity。Thegrown-upmembersofbothpoliticalcampsweredelightedattheincident——withtheexceptionofMrs。Panstreppon,whoshuddered。

  \"NeverwasClytemnestra\'skisssweeterthanonthenightsheslewme,\"shequoted,butmadethequotationtoherself。

  Thelasthourofthepollwasaperiodofunremittinglabourforbothparties;itwasgenerallyestimatedthatnotmorethanadozenvotesseparatedthecandidates,andeveryeffortwasmadetobringupobstinatelywaveringelectors。Itwaswithafeelingofrelaxationandreliefthateveryoneheardtheclocksstrikethehourforthecloseofthepoll。Exclamationsbrokeoutfromthetiredworkers,andcorksflewoutfrombottles。

  \"Well,ifwehaven\'twon;we\'vedoneourlevelbest。\"\"Ithasbeenacleanstraightfight,withnorancour。\"\"Thechildrenwerequiteacharmingfeature,weren\'tthey?\"

  Thechildren?Itsuddenlyoccurredtoeverybodythattheyhadseennothingofthechildrenforthelasthour。WhathadbecomeofthethreelittleJutterlysandtheirdonkey-cart,and,forthematterofthat,whathadbecomeofHyacinth。Hurried,anxiousembassieswentbackwardsandforwardsbetweentherespectivepartyheadquartersandthevariouscommittee-rooms,buttherewasblankignoranceeverywhereastothewhereaboutsofthechildren。Everyonehadbeentoobusyintheclosingmomentsofthepolltobestowathoughtonthem。ThentherecameatelephonecallattheUnionistWomen\'sCommittee-rooms,andthevoiceofHyacinthwashearddemandingwhenthepollwouldbedeclared。

  \"Whereareyou,andwherearetheJutterlychildren?\"askedhismother。

  \"I\'vejustfinishedhavinghigh-teaatapastry-cook\'s,\"cametheanswer,\"andtheyletmetelephone。I\'vehadapoachedeggandasausagerollandfourmeringues。\"

  \"You\'llbeill。ArethelittleJutterlyswithyou?\"

  \"Rathernot。They\'reinapigstye。\"

  \"Apigstye?Why?Whatpigstye?\"

  \"NeartheCrawleighRoad。Imetthemdrivingaboutabackroad,andtoldthemtheyweretohaveteawithme,andputtheirdonkeysinayardthatIknewof。ThenItookthemtoseeanoldsowthathadgottenlittlepigs。Igotthesowintotheouterstyebygivingherbitsofbread,whiletheJutterlyswentintolookatthelitter,thenIboltedthedoorandleftthemthere。\"

  \"Youwickedboy,doyoumeantosayyou\'veleftthosepoorchildrentherealoneinthepigstye?\"

  \"They\'renotalone,they\'vegottenlittlepigsinwiththem;

  they\'rejollywellcrowded。Theywereprettymadatbeingshutin,butnothalfasmadastheoldsowisatbeingshutoutfromheryoungones。Ifshegetsinwhilethey\'rethereshe\'llbitethemintomincemeat。Icangetthemoutbylettingashortladderdownthroughthetopwindow,andthat\'swhatI\'mgoingtodoIFWEWIN。

  Iftheirblightedfathergetsin,I\'mjustgoingtoopenthedoorforthesow,andletherdowhatshedashedwelllikestothem。

  That\'swhyIwanttoknowwhenthepollwillbedeclared。\"

  Herethenarratorrangoff。Awildstampedeandafranticsending-

  offofmessengerstookplaceattheotherendofthetelephone。

  Nearlyalltheworkersoneithersidehaddisappearedtotheirvariousclub-roomsandpublic-housebarstoawaitthedeclarationofthepoll,butenoughlocalinformationcouldbesecuredtodeterminethesceneofHyacinth\'sexploit。Mr。JohnBallhadastableyarddownneartheCrawleighRoad,upashortlane,andhissowwasknowntohavealitteroftenyoungones。Thitherwentinheadlonghasteboththecandidates,Hyacinth\'smother,hisaunt(Mrs。Panstreppon),andtwoorthreehurriedly-summonedfriends。ThetwoNubiandonkeys,contentedlymunchingatbundlesofhay,mettheirgazeastheyenteredtheyard。Thehoarsesavagegruntingofanenragedanimalandtheshrillernoteofthirteenyoungvoices,threeofthemhuman,guidedthemtothestye,intheouteryardofwhichahugeYorkshiresowkeptupaceaselessragingpatrolbeforeacloseddoor。Recliningonthebroadledgeofanopenwindow,fromwhichpointofvantagehecouldreachdownandshoottheboltofthedoor,wasHyacinth,hisbluesailor-suitsomewhattheworseofwear,andhisangelsmileexchangedforalookofdemoniacaldetermination。

  \"Ifanyofyoucomeastepnearer,\"heshouted,\"thesowwillbeinsideinhalfajiffy。\"

  Astormofthreatening,arguing,entreatingexpostulationbrokefromthebaffledrescueparty,butitmadenomoreimpressiononHyacinththanthesquealingtempestthatragedwithinthestye。

  \"IfJutterlyheadsthepollI\'mgoingtoletthesowin。I\'llteachtheblighterstowinelectionsfromus。\"

  \"Hemeansit,\"saidMrs。Panstreppon;\"IfearedtheworstwhenIsawthatbutterscotchincident。\"

  \"It\'sallright,mylittleman,\"saidJutterly,withtheduplicitytowhichevenaColonialSecretarycansometimesstoop,\"yourfatherhasbeenelectedbyalargemajority。\"

  \"Liar!\"retortedHyacinth,withthedirectnessofspeechthatisnotmerelyexcusable,butalmostobligatory,inthepoliticalprofession;\"thevotesaren\'tcountedyet。Youwon\'tgammonmeastotheresult,either。AboythatI\'vepalledwithisgoingtofireagunwhenthepollisdeclared;twoshotsifwe\'vewon,oneshotifwehaven\'t。\"

  Thesituationbegantolookcritical。\"Drugthesow,\"whisperedHyacinth\'sfather。

  Someonewentoffinthemotortothenearestchemist\'sshopandreturnedpresentlywithtwolargepiecesofbread,liberallydosedwithnarcotic。Thebreadwasthrowndeftlyandunostentatiouslyintothestye,butHyacinthsawthroughthemanoeuvre。HesetupapiercingimitationofasmallpitinPurgatory,andtheinfuriatedmotherrampedroundandroundthestye;thepiecesofbreadweretrampledintoslush。

  Atanymomentnowthepollmightbedeclared。JutterlyflewbacktotheTownHall,wherethevoteswerebeingcounted。Hisagentmethimwithasmileofhope。

  \"You\'reelevenaheadatpresent,andonlyabouteightymoretobecounted;you\'rejustgoingtosqueakthrough。\"

  \"Imustn\'tsqueakthrough,\"exclaimedJutterly,hoarsely。\"Youmustobjecttoeverydoubtfulvoteonoursidethatcanpossiblybedisallowed。ImustNOThavethemajority。\"

  Thenwasseentheunprecedentedsightofapartyagentchallengingthevotesonhisownsidewithacaptiousnessthathisopponentswouldhavehesitatedtodisplay。Oneortwovotesthatwouldhavecertainlypassedmusterunderordinarycircumstancesweredisallowed,butevensoJutterlywassixaheadwithonlythirtymoretobecounted。

  Tothewatchersbythestyethemomentsseemedintolerable。Asalastresortsomeonehadbeensentforagunwithwhichtoshootthesow,thoughHyacinthwouldprobablydrawtheboltthemomentsuchaweaponwasbroughtintotheyard。Nearlyallthemenwereawayfromtheirhomes,however,onelectionnight,andthemessengerhadevidentlygonefarafieldinhissearch。Itmustbeamatterofminutesnowtothedeclarationofthepoll。

  AsuddenroarofshoutingandcheeringwasheardfromthedirectionoftheTownHall。Hyacinth\'sfatherclutchedapitchforkandpreparedtodashintothestyeintheforlornhopeofbeingintime。

  Ashotrangoutintheeveningair。Hyacinthstoopeddownfromhisperchandputhisfingeronthebolt。Thesowpressedfuriouslyagainstthedoor。

  \"Bang,\"cameanothershot。

  Hyacinthwriggledback,andsentashortladderdownthroughthewindowoftheinnerstye。

  \"Nowyoucancomeup,youuncleanlittleblighters,\"hesangout;

  \"mydaddy\'sgotin,notyours。Hurryup,Ican\'tkeepthesowwaitingmuchlonger。Anddon\'tyoujollywellcomebuttingintoanyelectionagainwhereI\'monthejob。\"

  Inthereactionthatsetinafterthedeliverancefuriousrecriminationwereindulgedinbythelatelyopposedcandidates,theirwomenfolk,agents,andpartyhelpers。Arecountwasdemanded,butfailedtoestablishthefactthattheColonialSecretaryhadobtainedamajority。Altogethertheelectionleftalegacyofsorenessbehindit,apartfromanythatwasexperiencedbyHyacinthinperson。

  \"ItisthelasttimeIshalllethimgotoanelection,\"exclaimedhismother。

  \"ThereIthinkyouaregoingtoextremes,\"saidMrs。Panstreppon;

  \"ifthereshouldbeageneralelectioninMexicoIthinkyoumightsafelylethimgothere,butIdoubtwhetherourEnglishpoliticsaresuitedtotheroughandtumbleofanangel-child。\"

  THEIMAGEOFTHELOSTSOLE

  TherewereanumberofcarvedstonefiguresplacedatintervalsalongtheparapetsoftheoldCathedral;someofthemrepresentedangels,otherskingsandbishops,andnearlyallwereinattitudesofpiousexaltationandcomposure。Butonefigure,lowdownonthecoldnorthsideofthebuilding,hadneithercrown,mitre,notnimbus,anditsfacewashardandbitteranddowncast;itmustbeademon,declaredthefatbluepigeonsthatroostedandsunnedthemselvesalldayontheledgesoftheparapet;buttheoldbelfryjackdaw,whowasanauthorityonecclesiasticalarchitecture,saiditwasalostsoul。Andtherethematterrested。

  OneautumndaythereflutteredontotheCathedralroofaslender,sweet-voicedbirdthathadwanderedawayfromthebarefieldsandthinninghedgerowsinsearchofawinterroosting-place。Ittriedtorestitstiredfeetundertheshadeofagreatangel-wingortonestleinthesculpturedfoldsofakinglyrobe,butthefatpigeonshustleditawayfromwhereveritsettled,andthenoisysparrow-folkdroveitofftheledges。Norespectablebirdsangwithsomuchfeeling,theycheepedonetoanother,andthewandererhadtomoveon。

  OnlytheeffigyoftheLostSoulofferedaplaceofrefuge。Thepigeonsdidnotconsideritsafetoperchonaprojectionthatleanedsomuchoutoftheperpendicular,andwas,besides,toomuchintheshadow。Thefiguredidnotcrossitshandsinthepiousattitudeoftheothergravendignitaries,butitsarmswerefoldedasindefianceandtheiranglemadeasnugresting-placeforthelittlebird。Everyeveningitcrepttrustfullyintoitscorneragainstthestonebreastoftheimage,andthedarklingeyesseemedtokeepwatchoveritsslumbers。Thelonelybirdgrewtoloveitslonelyprotector,andduringthedayitwouldsitfromtimetotimeonsomerainshootorotherabutmentandtrillforthitssweetestmusicingratefulthanksforitsnightlyshelter。And,itmayhavebeentheworkofwindandweather,orsomeotherinfluence,butthewilddrawnfaceseemedgraduallytolosesomeofitshardnessandunhappiness。Everyday,throughthelongmonotonoushours,thesongofhislittleguestwouldcomeupinsnatchestothelonelywatcher,andatevening,whenthevesper-bellwasringingandthegreatgreybatsslidoutoftheirhiding-placesinthebelfryroof,thebright-

  eyedbirdwouldreturn,twitterafewsleepynotes,andnestleintothearmsthatwerewaitingforhim。ThosewerehappydaysfortheDarkImage。OnlythegreatbelloftheCathedralrangoutdailyitsmockingmessage,\"Afterjoy……sorrow。\"

  Thefolkintheverger\'slodgenoticedalittlebrownbirdflittingabouttheCathedralprecincts,andadmireditsbeautifulsinging。

  \"Butitisapity,\"saidthey,\"thatallthatwarblingshouldbelostandwastedfaroutofhearingupontheparapet。\"Theywerepoor,buttheyunderstoodtheprinciplesofpoliticaleconomy。Sotheycaughtthebirdandputitinalittlewickercageoutsidethelodgedoor。

  Thatnightthelittlesongsterwasmissingfromitsaccustomedhaunt,andtheDarkImageknewmorethaneverthebitternessofloneliness。Perhapshislittlefriendhadbeenkilledbyaprowlingcatorhurtbyastone。Perhaps……perhapshehadflownelsewhere。Butwhenmorningcametherefloateduptohim,throughthenoiseandbustleoftheCathedralworld,afaintheart-achingmessagefromtheprisonerinthewickercagefarbelow。Andeveryday,athighnoon,whenthefatpigeonswerestupefiedintosilenceaftertheirmiddaymealandthesparrowswerewashingthemselvesinthestreet-puddles,thesongofthelittlebirdcameuptotheparapets——asongofhungerandlongingandhopelessness,acrythatcouldneverbeanswered。Thepigeonsremarked,betweenmealtimes,thatthefigureleanedforwardmorethaneveroutoftheperpendicular。

  Onedaynosongcameupfromthelittlewickercage。Itwasthecoldestdayofthewinter,andthepigeonsandsparrowsontheCathedralrooflookedanxiouslyonallsidesforthescrapsoffoodwhichtheyweredependentoninhardweather。

  \"Havethelodge-folkthrownoutanythingontothedust-heap?\"

  inquiredonepigeonofanotherwhichwaspeeringovertheedgeofthenorthparapet。

  \"Onlyalittledeadbird,\"wastheanswer。

  TherewasacracklingsoundinthenightontheCathedralroofandanoiseasoffallingmasonry。Thebelfryjackdawsaidthefrostwasaffectingthefabric,andashehadexperiencedmanyfrostsitmusthavebeenso。InthemorningitwasseenthattheFigureoftheLostSoulhadtoppledfromitscorniceandlaynowinabrokenmassonthedustheapoutsidetheverger\'slodge。

  \"Itisjustaswell,\"cooedthefatpigeons,aftertheyhadpeeredatthematterforsomeminutes;\"nowweshallhaveaniceangelputupthere。Certainlytheywillputanangelthere。\"

  \"Afterjoy……sorrow,\"rangoutthegreatbell。

  THEPURPLEOFTHEBALKANKINGS

  LuitpoldWolkenstein,financieranddiplomatonasmall,obtrusive,self-importantscale,satinhisfavouredcafeintheworld-wiseHabsburgcapital,confrontedwiththeNeueFreiePresseandthecupofcream-toppedcoffeeandattendantglassofwaterthatasleek-

  headedpiccolohadjustbroughthim。Foryearslongerthanadog\'slifetimesleek-headedpiccoloshadplacedtheNeueFreiePresseandacupofcream-toppedcoffeeonhistable;foryearshehadsatatthesamespot,underthedust-coated,stuffedeagle,thathadoncebeenaliving,soaringbirdontheStyrianmountains,andwasnowmademonstrousandsymbolicalwithasecondheadgraftedontoitsneckandagiltcrownplantedoneitherdustyskull。To-dayLuitpoldWolkensteinreadnomorethanthefirstarticleinhispaper,butreaditagainandagain。

  \"TheTurkishfortressofKirkKilissehhasfallen……TheSerbs,itisofficiallyannounced,havetakenKumanovo……ThefortressofKirkKilissehlost,KumanovotakenbytheSerbs,thesearetidingforConstantinopleresemblingsomethingoutofShakspeare\'stragediesofthekings……TheneighbourhoodofAdrianopleandtheEasternregion,wherethegreatbattleisnowinprogress,willnotrevealmerelythefutureofTurkey,butalsowhatpositionandwhatinfluencetheBalkanStatesaretohaveintheworld。\"

  Foryearslongerthanadog\'slifetimeLuitpoldWolkensteinhaddisposedofthepretensionsandstrivingsoftheBalkanStatesoverthecupofcream-toppedcoffeethatsleek-headedpiccoloshadbroughthim。Nevertravellingfurthereastwardthanthehorse-fairatTemesvar,neverinvitingpersonalriskinanencounterwithanythingmorepotentiallydesperatethanahareorpartridge,hehadconstitutedhimselfthecriticalappraiserandarbiterofthemilitaryandnationalprowessofthesmallcountriesthatfringedtheDualMonarchyonitsDanubeborder。Andhisjudgmenthadbeenoneofunsparingcontemptforsmall-scaleefforts,ofunquestioningrespectforthebigbattalionsandfullpurses。OverthewholesceneoftheBalkanterritoriesandtheirtroubledhistorieshadloomedthecommandingmagicofthewords\"theGreatPowers\"——evenmoreimposingintheirTeutonicrendering,\"DieGrossmachte。\"

  Worshippingpowerandforceandmoney-masteryasanelderlynerve-

  riddenwomanmightworshipyouthfulphysicalenergy,thecomfortable,plump-bodiedcafe-oraclehadjestedandgibedattheambitionsoftheBalkankingletsandtheirpeoples,hadunloosedagainstthemthatbatteryofstrangelip-soundsthataVienneseemploysalmostasanauxiliarylanguagetoexpressthethoughtswhenhisthoughtsarenotcomplimentary。BritishtravellershadvisitedtheBalkanlandsandreportedhighthingsoftheBulgariansandtheirfuture,Russianofficershadtakenpeepsattheirarmyandconfessed\"thisisathingtobereckonedwith,anditisnotwewhohavecreatedit,theyhavedoneitbythemselves。\"Butoverhiscupsofcoffeeandhishour-longgamesofdominoestheoraclehadlaughedandwaggedhisheadanddistilledtheworldlywisdomofhiscastle。TheGrossmachtehadnotsucceededinstiflingtherollofthewar-drum,thatwastrue;thebigbattalionsoftheOttomanEmpirewouldhavetodosometalking,andthenthebigpursesandbigthreateningsofthePowerswouldspeakandthelastwordwouldbewiththem。InimaginationLuitpoldheardtheonwardtrampofthered-fezzedbayonetbearersechoingthroughtheBalkanpasses,sawthelittlesheepskin-cladmannikinsdrivenbacktotheirvillages,sawtheaugustlychidingspokesmanofthePowersdictating,adjusting,restoring,settlingthingsonceagainintheirallottedplaces,sweepingupthedustofconflict,andnowhisearshadtolistentothewar-drumrollinginquiteanotherdirection,hadtolistentothetrampofbattalionsthatwerebiggerandbolderandbetterskilledinwar-craftthanhehaddeemedpossibleinthatquarter;hiseyeshadtoreadinthecolumnsofhisaccustomednewspaperawarningtotheGrossmachtethattheyhadsomethingnewtolearn,somethingnewtoreckonwith,muchthatwastime-honouredtorelinquish。\"TheGreatPowerswillhavenotlittledifficultyinpersuadingtheBalkanStatesoftheinviolabilityoftheprinciplethatEuropecannotpermitanyfreshpartitionofterritoryintheEastwithoutherapproval。Evennow,whilethecampaignisstillundecided,therearerumoursofaprojectoffiscalunity,extendingovertheentireBalkanlands,andfurtherofaconstitutionalunioninimitationoftheGermanEmpire。Thatisperhapsonlyapoliticalstrawblownbythestorm,butitisnotpossibletodismissthereflectionthattheBalkanStatesleaguedtogethercommandamilitarystrengthwithwhichtheGreatPowerswillhavetoreckon……ThepeoplewhohavepouredouttheirbloodonthebattlefieldsandsacrificedtheavailablearmedmenofanentiregenerationinordertoencompassaunionwiththeirkinsfolkwillnotremainanylongerinanattitudeofdependenceontheGreatPowersoronRussia,butwillgotheirownways……Thebloodthathasbeenpouredforthto-daygivesforthefirsttimeagenuinetonetothepurpleoftheBalkanKings。TheGreatPowerscannotoverlookthefactthatapeoplethathastastedvictorywillnotletitselfbedrivenbackagainwithinitsformerlimits。Turkeyhaslostto-daynotonlyKirkKilissehandKumanovo,butMacedoniaalso。\"

  LuitpoldWolkensteindrankhiscoffee,buttheflavourhadsomehowgoneoutofit。Hisworld,hispompous,imposing,dictatingworld,hadsuddenlyrolledupintonarrowerdimensions。Thebigpursesandthebigthreatshadbeenpushedunceremoniouslyononeside;aforcethathecouldnotfathom,couldnotcomprehend,hadmadeitselfrudelyfelt。TheaugustCaesarsofMammonandarmamenthadlookeddownfrowninglyonthecombat,andthoseabouttodiehadnotsaluted,hadnointentionofsaluting。Alessonwasbeingimposedonunwillinglearners,alessonofrespectforcertainfundamentalprinciples,anditwasnotthesmallstrugglingStateswhowerebeingtaughtthelesson。

  LuitpoldWolkensteindidnotwaitforthequorumofdominoplayerstoarrive。TheywouldallhavereadthearticleintheFreiePresse。Andtherearemomentswhenanoraclefindsitsgreatestsalvationinwithdrawingitselffromtheareaofhumanquestioning。

  THECUPBOARDOFTHEYESTERDAYS

  \"Warisacruellydestructivething,\"saidtheWanderer,droppinghisnewspapertothefloorandstaringreflectivelyintospace。

  \"Ah,yes,indeed,\"saidtheMerchant,respondingreadilytowhatseemedlikeasafeplatitude;\"whenonethinksofthelossoflifeandlimb,thedesolatedhomesteads,theruined——\"

  \"Iwasn\'tthinkingofanythingofthesort,\"saidtheWanderer;\"I

  wasthinkingofthetendencythatmodernwarhastodestroyandbanishtheveryelementsofpicturesquenessandexcitementthatareitschiefexcuseandcharm。Itislikeafirethatflaresupbrilliantlyforawhileandthenleaveseverythingblackerandbleakerthanbefore。AftereveryimportantwarinSouth-EastEuropeinrecenttimestherehasbeenashrinkingoftheareaofchronicallydisturbedterritory,astiffeningoftheareaofchronicallydisturbedterritory,astiffeningoffrontierlines,anintrusionofcivilisedmonotony。AndimaginewhatmayhappenattheconclusionofthiswariftheTurkshouldreallybedrivenoutofEurope。\"

  \"Well,itwouldbeagaintothecauseofgoodgovernment,I

  suppose,\"saidtheMerchant。

  \"Buthaveyoucountedtheloss?\"saidtheother。\"TheBalkanshavelongbeenthelastsurvivingshredofhappyhunting-groundfortheadventurous,aplaygroundforpassionsthatarefastbecomingatrophiedforwantofexercise。InoldbygonedayswehadthewarsintheLowCountriesalwaysatourdoors,asitwere;therewasnoneedtogofarafieldintomalaria-strickenwildsifonewantedalifeofbootandsaddleandlicencetokillandbekilled。Thosewhowishedtoseelifehadadecentopportunityforseeingdeathatthesametime。\"

  \"Itisscarcelyrighttotalkofkillingandbloodshedinthatway,\"

  saidtheMerchantreprovingly;\"onemustrememberthatallmenarebrothers。\"

  \"Onemustalsorememberthatalargepercentageofthemareyoungerbrothers;insteadofgoingintobankruptcy,whichistheusualtendencyoftheyoungerbrothernowadays,theygavetheirfamiliesafairchanceofgoingintomourning。Everybulletfindsabillet,accordingtoaratheroptimisticproverb,andyoumustadmitthatnowadaysitisbecomingincreasinglydifficulttofindbilletsforalotofyounggentlemenwhowouldhaveadorned,andprobablythoroughlyenjoyed,oneoftheold-timehappy-go-luckywars。Butthatisnotexactlytheburdenofmycomplaint。TheBalkanlandsareespeciallyinterestingtousintheserapidly-movingdaysbecausetheyaffordusthelastremainingglimpseofavanishingperiodofEuropeanhistory。WhenIwasachildoneoftheearliesteventsoftheoutsideworldthatforceditselfcoherentlyundermynoticewasawarintheBalkans;Irememberasunburnt,soldierlymanputtinglittlepin-flagsinawar-map,redflagsfortheTurkishforcesandyellowflagsfortheRussians。Itseemedamagicalregion,withitsmountainpassesandfrozenriversandgrimbattlefields,itsdriftingsnows,andprowlingwolves;therewasagreatstretchofwaterthatborethesinisterbutengagingnameoftheBlackSea——nothingthatIeverlearnedbeforeorafterinageographylessonmadethesameimpressiononmeasthatstrange-

  namedinlandsea,andIdon\'tthinkitsmagichaseverfadedoutofmyimagination。AndtherewasabattlecalledPlevnathatwentonandonwithvaryingfortunesforwhatseemedlikeagreatpartofalifetime;IrememberthedayofwrathandmourningwhenthelittleredflaghadtobetakenawayfromPlevna——likeothermaturerjudges,Iwasbackingthewronghorse,atanyratethelosinghorse。

  Andnowto-dayweareputtinglittlepin-flagsagainintomapsoftheBalkanregion,andthepassionsarebeingturnedlooseoncemoreintheirplayground。\"

  \"Thewarwillbelocalised,\"saidtheMerchantvaguely;\"atleasteveryonehopesso。\"

  \"Itcouldn\'twishforabetterlocality,\"saidtheWanderer;\"thereisacharmaboutthosecountriesthatyoufindnowhereelseinEurope,thecharmofuncertaintyandlandslide,andthelittledramatichappeningsthatmakeallthedifferencebetweentheordinaryandthedesirable。\"

  \"Lifeisheldverycheapinthoseparts,\"saidtheMerchant。

  \"Toacertainextent,yes,\"saidtheWanderer。\"IrememberamanatSofiawhousedtoteachmeBulgarianinaratherinefficientmanner,interspersedwithalotofquitewearisomegossip。Ineverknewwhathispersonalhistorywas,butthatwasonlybecauseIdidn\'tlisten;hetoldittomemanytimes。AfterIleftBulgariaheusedtosendmeSofianewspapersfromtimetotime。IfeltthathewouldberathertiresomeifIeverwentthereagain。AndthenIheardafterwardsthatsomemencameinonedayfromHeavenknowswhere,justasthingsdohappenintheBalkans,andmurderedhimintheopenstreet,andwentawayasquietlyastheyhadcome。Youwillnotunderstandit,buttometherewassomethingratherpiquantintheideaofsuchathinghappeningtosuchaman;afterhisdullnessandhislong-windedsmall-talkitseemedasortofbrilliantespritd\'esalieronhisparttomeetwithanendofsuchruthlesslyplannedandexecutedviolence。\"

  TheMerchantshookhishead;thepiquancyoftheincidentwasnotwithinstrikingdistanceofhiscomprehension。

  \"IshouldhavebeenshockedathearingsuchathingaboutanyoneI

  hadknown,\"hesaid。

  \"Thepresentwar,\"continuedhiscompanion,withoutstoppingtodiscusstwohopelesslydivergentpointsofview,\"maybethebeginningoftheendofmuchthathashithertosurvivedtheresistlesscreeping-inofcivilisation。IftheBalkanlandsaretobefinallyparcelledoutbetweenthecompetingChristianKingdomsandthehaphazardruleoftheTurkbanishedtobeyondtheSeaofMarmora,theoldorder,ordisorderifyoulike,willhavereceiveditsdeath-blow。Somethingofitsspiritwilllingerperhapsforawhileintheoldcharmedregionswhereitboresway;theGreekvillagerswilldoubtlessberestlessandturbulentandunhappywheretheBulgarsrule,andtheBulgarswillcertainlyberestlessandturbulentandunhappyunderGreekadministration,andtherivalflocksoftheExarchateandPatriarchatewillmakethemselvesintenselydisagreeabletooneanotherwherevertheopportunityoffers;thehabitsofalifetime,ofseverallifetimes,arenotlaidasideallatonce。AndtheAlbanians,ofcourse,weshallhavewithusstill,atroubledMoslempoolleftbytherecedingwaveofIslaminEurope。Buttheoldatmospherewillhavechanged,theglamourwillhavegone;thedustofformalityandbureaucraticneatnesswillslowlysettledownoverthetime-honouredlandmarks;theSanjakofNoviBazar,theMuerstegAgreement,theKomitadjebands,theVilayetofAdrianople,allthosefamiliaroutlandishnamesandthingsandplaces,thatwehaveknownsolongaspartandparceloftheBalkanQuestion,willhavepassedawayintothecupboardofyesterdays,ascompletelyastheHansaLeagueandthewarsoftheGuises。

  \"Theyweretheheritagethathistoryhandeddowntous,spoiledanddiminishednodoubt,incomparisonwithyetearlierdaysthatweneverknew,butstillsomethingtothrillandenlivenonelittlecornerofourContinent,somethingtohelpustoconjureupinourimaginationthedayswhentheTurkwasthunderingatthegatesofVienna。Andwhatshallwehavetohanddowntoourchildren?ThinkofwhattheirnewsfromtheBalkanswillbeinthecourseofanothertenorfifteenyears。SocialistCongressatUskub,electionriotatMonastir,greatdockstrikeatSalonika,visitoftheY。M。C。A。toVarna。Varna——onthecoastofthatenchantedsea!Theywilldriveouttosomesuburbtotea,andwritehomeaboutitastheBexhilloftheEast。

  \"Warisawickedlydestructivething。\"

  \"Still,youmustadmit——\"begantheMerchant。ButtheWandererwasnotinthemoodtoadmitanything。Heroseimpatientlyandwalkedtowherethetape-machinewasbusywiththenewsfromAdrianople。

  FORTHEDURATIONOFTHEWAR

  TheRev。WilfridGaspilton,inoneofthoseclericalmigrationsinconsequent-seemingtothelaymind,hadremovedfromthemoderatelyfashionableparishofSt。Luke\'s,Kensingate,totheimmoderatelyruralparishofSt。Chuddocks,somewhereinYondershire。Thereweredoubtlesssubstantialadvantagesconnectedwiththemove,buttherewerecertainlysomeveryobviousdrawbacks。

  Neitherthemigratoryclergymannorhiswifewereabletoadaptthemselvesnaturallyandcomfortablytotheconditionsofcountrylife。Beryl,Mrs。Gaspilton,hadalwayslookedindulgentlyonthecountryasaplacewherepeopleofirreproachableincomeandhospitableinstinctscultivatedtennis-lawnsandrose-gardensandJacobeanpleasaunces,whereinselectedgatheringsofinterestedweek-endguestsmightdisportthemselves。Mrs。Gaspiltonconsideredherselfasdistinctlyaninterestingpersonality,andfromalimitedstandpointshewasdoubtlessright。Shehadindolentdarkeyesandacomfortablechin,whichbeliedtheslightlyplaintiveinflectionwhichshethrewintohervoiceatsuitableintervals。Shewastolerablywellsatisfiedwiththesmalleradvantagesoflife,butsheregrettedthatFatehadnotseenitswaytoreserveforhersomeoftheamplersuccessesforwhichshefeltherselfwellqualified。

  Shewouldhavelikedtobethecentreofaliterary,slightlypoliticalsalon,wherediscerningsatellitesmighthaverecognisedthebreadthofheroutlookonhumanaffairsandtheundoubtedsmallnessofherfeet。Asitwas,Destinyhadchosenforherthatsheshouldbethewifeofarector,andhadnowfurtherdecreedthatacountryrectoryshouldbethebackgroundtoherexistence。Sherapidlymadeuphermindthathersurroundingsdidnotcallforexploration;NoahhadpredictedtheFlood,butnooneexpectedhimtoswimaboutinit。Digginginawetgardenortrudgingthroughmuddylaneswereexertionswhichshedidnotproposetoundertake。

  AslongasthegardenproducedasparagusandcarnationsatpleasinglyfrequentintervalsMrs。Gaspiltonwascontenttoapproveofitsexpenseandotherwiseignoreitsexistence。Shewouldfoldherselfup,sotospeak,inanelegant,indolentlittleworldofherown,enjoyingtheminorrecreationsofbeinggentlyrudetothedoctor\'swifeandcontinuingtheleisurelyproductionofheroneliteraryeffort,TheForbiddenHorsepond,atranslationofBaptisteLeopoy\'sL\'Abreuvoirinterdit。Itwasalabourwhichhadalreadybeensolongdrawn-outthatitseemedprobablethatBaptisteLepoywoulddropoutofvoguebeforehertranslationofhistemporarilyfamousnovelwasfinished。However,thelanguidprosecutionoftheworkhadinvestedMrs。Gaspiltonwithacertainliterarydignity,eveninKensingatecircles,andwouldplaceheronapinnacleinSt。

  Chuddocks,wherehardlyanyonereadFrench,andassuredlynoonehadheardofL\'Abreuvoirinterdit。

  TheRector\'swifemightbecontenttoturnherbackcomplacentlyonthecountry;itwastheRector\'stragedythatthecountryturneditsbackonhim。WiththebestintentionintheworldandtheimmortalexampleofGilbertWhitebeforehim,theRev。WilfridfoundhimselfasboredandillateaseinhisnewsurroundingsasCharlesIIwouldhavebeenatamodernWesleyanConference。Thebirdsthathoppedacrosshislawnhoppedacrossitasthoughitweretheirlawn,andnothis,andgavehimplainlytounderstandthatintheireyeshewasinfinitelylessinterestingthanagardenwormortherectorycat。Thehedgesideandmeadowflowerswereequallyuninspiring;thelessercelandineseemedparticularlyunworthyoftheattentionthatEnglishpoetshadbestowedonit,andtheRectorknewthathewouldbeutterlymiserableifleftaloneforaquarterofanhourinitscompany。Withthehumaninhabitantsofhisparishhewasnobetteroff;toknowthemwasmerelytoknowtheirailments,andtheailmentswerealmostinvariablyrheumatism。Some,ofcourse,hadotherbodilyinfirmities,buttheyalwayshadrheumatismaswell。

  TheRectorhadnotyetgraspedthefactthatinruralcottagelifenottohaverheumatismisasglaringanomissionasnottohavebeenpresentedatCourtwouldbeinmoreambitiouscircles。AndwithallthisdeathoflocalinteresttherewasBerylshuttingherselfoffwithherridiculouslaboursonTheForbiddenHorsepond。

  \"Idon\'tseewhyyoushouldsupposethatanyonewantstoreadBaptisteLepoyinEnglish,\"theReverendWilfridremarkedtohiswifeonemorning,findinghersurroundedwithherusualelegantlitterofdictionaries,fountainpens,andscribblingpaper;\"hardlyanyonebotherstoreadhimnowinFrance。\"

  \"Mydear,\"saidBeryl,withanintonationofgentleweariness,\"haven\'ttwoorthreeleadingLondonpublisherstoldmetheywonderednoonehadevertranslatedL\'Abreuvoirinterdit,andbeggedme——\"

  \"Publishersalwaysclamourforthebooksthatnoonehaseverwritten,andturnacoldshoulderonthemassoonasthey\'rewritten。IfSt。PaulwerelivingnowtheywouldpesterhimtowriteanEpistletotheEsquimaux,butnoLondonpublisherwoulddreamofreadinghisEpistletotheEphesians。\"

  \"Isthereanyasparagusinthegarden?\"askedBeryl;\"becauseI\'vetoldcook——\"

  \"Notanywhereinthegarden,\"snappedtheRector,\"butthere\'snodoubtplentyintheasparagus-bed,whichistheusualplaceforit。\"

  Andhewalkedawayintotheregionoffruittreesandvegetablebedstoexchangeirritationforboredom。Itwasthere,amongthegooseberrybushesandbeneaththemedlartrees,thatthetemptationtotheperpetrationofagreatliteraryfraudcametohim。

  SomeweekslatertheBi-MonthlyReviewgavetotheworld,undertheguaranteeoftheRev。WilfridGaspilton,somefragmentsofPersianverse,allegedtohavebeenunearthedandtranslatedbyanephewwhowasatpresentcampaigningsomewhereintheTigrisvalley。TheRev。

  Wilfridpossessedahostofnephews,anditwasofcourse,quitepossiblethatoneormoreofthemmightbeinmilitaryemployinMesopotamia,thoughnoonecouldcalltomindanyparticularnephewwhocouldhavebeensuspectedofbeingaPersianscholar。

  TheverseswereattributedtooneGhurab,ahunter,or,accordingtootheraccounts,wardenoftheroyalfishponds,wholived,insomeunspecifiedcentury,intheneighbourhoodofKarmanshah。Theybreathedaspiritofcomfortable,even-temperedsatireandphilosophy,disclosingamockerythatdidnottroubletobebitter,ajoyinlifethatwasnotpassionatetothevergeofbeingtroublesome。

  \"AMousethatprayedforAllah\'saidBlasphemedwhennosuchaidbefell:

  ACat,whofeastedonthatmouse,ThoughtAllahmanagedvastlywell。

  PraynotforaidtoOnewhomadeAsetofnever-changingLaws,ButinyourneedrememberwellHegaveyouspeed,orguile——orclaws。

  Somelaudalifeofmildcontent:

  Contentmayfall,aswellasPride。

  TheFrogwhohuggedhislowlyDitchWasmuchdisgruntledwhenitdried。

  \'YouarenotontheRoadtoHell,\'

  Youtellmewithfanaticglee:

  Vainboaster,whatshallthatavailIfHellisontheroadtothee?

  APoetpraisedtheEveningStar,AnotherpraisedtheParrot\'shue:

  AMerchantpraisedhismerchandise,Andhe,atleast,praisedwhatheknew。\"

  Itwasthisversewhichgavethecriticsandcommentatorssomeclueastotheprobabledateofthecomposition;theparrot,theyremindedthepublic,wasinhighvogueasatypeofeleganceinthedaysofHafizofShiraz;inthequatrainsofOmaritmakesnoappearance。

  Thenextverse,itwaspointedout,wouldapplytothepoliticalconditionsofthepresentdayasstrikinglyastotheregionanderaforwhichitwaswritten-

  \"ASultandreamedday-longofPeace,ThewhilehisRivals\'armiesgrew:

  TheychangedhisDay-dreamsintosleep-ThePeace,methinks,heneverknew。\"

  Womanappearedlittle,andwinenotatallintheverseofthehunter-poet,buttherewasatleastonecontributiontothelove-

  philosophyoftheEast-

  \"OMoon-facedCharmer,andStar-drownedEyes,Andcheeksofsoftdelight,exhalingmusk,Theytellmethatthycharmwillfade;ahwell,TheRoseitselfgrowshue-lessintheDusk。\"

  Finally,therewasarecognitionoftheInevitable,achillbreathblowingacrossthepoet\'scomfortableestimateoflife-

  \"ThereisasadnessineachDawn,Asadnessthatyoucannotrede:

  ThejoyousDaybringsinitstrainTheFeast,theLovedOne,andtheSteed。

  Ah,thereshallcomeaDawnatlastThatbringsnolife-stirtoyourken,Along,coldDawnwithoutaDay,Andyeshallredeitssadnessthen。\"

  TheversesofGhurabcameonthepublicatamomentwhenacomfortable,slightlyquizzicalphilosophywascertaintobewelcome,andtheirreceptionwasenthusiastic。Elderlycolonels,whohadoutlivedtheloveoftruth,wrotetothepaperstosaythattheyhadbeenfamiliarwiththeworksofGhurabinAfghanistan,andAden,andothersuitablelocalitiesaquarterofacenturyago。A

  Ghurab-of-KarmanshahClubsprangintoexistence,themembersofwhichalludedtoeachotherasBrotherGhurabiansontheslightestprovocation。Andtothefloodofinquiries,criticisms,andrequestsforinformation,whichnaturallypouredinonthediscoverer,orratherthediscloser,ofthislong-hiddenpoet,theRev。Wilfridmadeoneeffectualreply:Militaryconsiderationsforbadeanydisclosureswhichmightthrowunnecessarylightonhisnephew\'smovements。

  AfterthewartheRector\'spositionwillbeoneofunthinkableembarrassment,butforthemoment,atanyrate,hehasdrivenTheForbiddenHorsepondoutofthefield。

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