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  \"Humph!\"gruntedtheyoungman;\"Iguessyou’renotasdangerousasyoulook。Staywhereyouareandkeepstill。\"

  Heturnedtoenterthekitchen,turningagainjustintimetofindthepupathisheels。Heliftedtheshovel,andJobjumpedfranticallyoutofreach,satdowninaclumpofbeachgrass,liftedhisnosetotheskyandexpressedhisfeelingsinahowlofuttermisery。

  \"Good——heavens!\"observedJohnBrownfervently,and,shiftingtheshoveltohislefthand,rubbedhisforeheadwithhisright。Jobhowledoncemoreandgazedathimwithsorrowfulappeal。Thesituationwassoridiculousthattheyoungmanbegantolaugh。Thismerrimentappearedtoencouragethepup,whostoppedhowlingandbegantocaper,throwingtheloosesandfrombeneathhispawsinshowers。

  \"What’sthematter,oldboy?\"inquiredBrown。\"Lonesome,areyou?\"

  Jobwasmakinghimselfthecenterofasmall-sizedsandspout。

  \"Humph!Well……well,allright。I’mnotgoingtohurtyou。

  Staywhereyouare,andIwon’tshutthedoor。\"

  Butthiscompromisewasnotsatisfactory,becausethemomenttheyoungmanstartedtocrossthethresholdthedogstartedtofollow。

  WhenBrownhalted,hefollowedsuit——andhowled。Thenthesubstituteassistantsurrenderedunconditionally。

  \"Allright,\"hesaid。\"Comein,then,ifyouwantto。Comein!butforgoodnesssakekeepstillwhenyouarein。\"

  Hestrodeintothekitchen,leavingthedooropen。Jobslunkafterhim,andcrouchedwithhismuzzleacrossthesill,evidentlynotyetcertainthathisvictorywascomplete。Hedidnothowl,however,andhislateadversarywasthankfulfortheomission。

  Brownbethoughthimselfofthewaterinthewashboilerand,removingthecover,testeditwithhisfinger。Itwassteadilyheating,butnotyetattheboilingpoint。Hepushedtheboileraside,liftedalidoftherangeandinspectedthefire。Frombehindhimcameayelp,another,athump,andthenaseriesofthumpsandyelps。HeturnedandsawJobinthecenterofthefloorapparentlyhavingafit。

  Themomenthisbackwasturned,thepuphadsneakedintothekitchen。Itwasnotalargekitchen,andJobwasdistinctlyalargedog。Also,hewassuspiciousoffurtherassaultswiththefireshovelandhadendeavoredtofindahidingplaceunderthetable。

  Incrawlingbeneaththisarticleoffurniturehehadknockedoffasheetoftheflypaper。Thishadfallen\"buttersidedown\"uponhisback,andstuckfast。Hereachedafttopullitloosewithhisteethandhadencounteredasecondsheetlaidonachair。Thishadstucktohisneck。Jobwasanapprehensiveanimalbynatureandastheresultofexperience,andhisnerveswereeasilyunstrung。Heforgottheshovel,forgotthehumanwhomhehadbeenfearfullytryingtopropitiate,forgoteverythingexceptthedreadfulobjectswhichclungtohimandpulledhishair。Herolledfrombeneaththetable,ashrieking,kicking,snappingcyclone。Andthatkitchenwasnoplaceforacyclone。

  Herolledandwhirledforaninstant,thenscrambledtohisfeetandbeganrunninginwideningcircles。Browntriedtoseizehimashepassed,buthemightaswellhaveseizedarailroadtrain。Anotherchair,alsoloadedwithflypaper,upset,andJobaddedathirdsheettohiscollection。Thisoneplastereditselfacrosshisnoseandeyes。Heceasedrunningforwardandbegantoleaphighintheairandbackwards。Thenetcontainingthebiglobsterfelltothefloor。ThenJohnBrownfledtotheopenair,leanedagainstthesideofthebuildingandscreamedwithlaughter。

  Insidethekitchentheuproarwasterrific。Howls,shrillyelps,thumpsandcrashes。Thencameacrashlouderthananyprecedingit,asplashofwateracrossthesill,andfromthedoorwayleaped,orflew,anobjectsteaminganddripping,flutteringwithflypaper,andwithagiantlobsterclampedfirmlytoitstail。Thelobsterwasknockedoffagainstthedoorpost,buttherestoftheexhibitkeptonaroundthecornerofthehouse,shriekingasitflew。Browncollapsedinthesandandlaugheduntilhissidesachedandhewastooweaktolaughlonger。

  Atlasthegotupandstaggeredafterit。Hewasstilllaughingwhenhereachedthebackyard,buttherehestoppedlaughingandutteredanexclamationofimpatienceandsomealarm。

  OfJobtherewasnosign,thoughfromsomewhereamidthedunessoundedyelps,screamsandthebreakingoftwigsasthepersecutedonefledblindlythroughthebayberryandbeachplumbushes。ButBrownwasnotanxiousaboutthedog。WhatcausedhimtoshoutandthenbreakintoarunwasthesightofJoshua,theoldhorse,gallopingattopspeedalongtheroadtothesouth。Evenhissedateandancientcalmhadnotbeenproofagainsttheapparitionwhichburstfromthekitchen。Inhisfrighthehadbrokenhishalterropeandmanaged——amiracle,consideringhisage——toleapthepasturefenceandrun。

  ThathorsewastheappleofSethAtkins’seye。Thelightkeeperbelievedhimtobeawonderofstrengthandendurance,andneverleftthelightswithoutcautioninghishelpertokeepaneyeonJoshua,\"’causeifanythinghappenedtohimI’dhavetohuntamightylongspelltofindanotherthatcouldtechhim。\"Brownacceptedthistrustwithcomposure,feelingmorallycertainthattheonlythinglikelytohappentoJoshuawasdeathfromovereatingoroldage。Andnowsomethinghadhappened——Joshuawasrunningaway。

  Therewasbutonecoursetotake;Brownmustleavethegovernment’spropertyinitsowncareandcapturethathorse。Hehadlaugheduntilrunningseemedanimpossibility,butrunhemust,anddid,afterafashion。ButJoshuawasrunning,too,andhewasfrightened。Hegallopedlikeacolt,andtheassistantlightkeepergaineduponhimveryslowly。

  Theroadwascrookedandhilly,andthesandinitsrutswasdeep。

  Brownwouldnothavegainedatall,butforthefactthatthehorse,fromlonghabit,kepttotheroadwayandnevertriedshortcuts。

  Hispursuerdid,and,therefore,justasJoshuaenteredthegroveonthebluffabovePounddugSlough,Browncaughtupwithhimandmadeagrabattheendofthetrailinghalter。Hemissedit,andthehorsetookafreshstart。

  Theroadthroughthegrovewasovergrownwithyoungtreesandbushes,andamidthesetheanimalhadadistinctadvantage。Notuntiltheouteredgeofthegrovewasreacheddidthepantingassistantgetanotheropportunityattherope。Thistimeheseizeditandheldon。

  \"Whoa!\"heshouted。\"Whoa!\"

  ButJoshuadidnot\"whoa\"atonce。Hekeptonalongtheedgeofthehigh,sandyslope。Brown,fromthetailofhiseye,caughtaglimpseofthewindingchanneloftheSloughbeneathhim,ofasmallschoonerheeledoveronthemudflatatitsmargin,andofthefigureofamanatworkbesideit。

  \"Whoa!\"heorderedoncemore。\"Whoa,Josh!standstill!\"

  Perhapsthehorsewouldhavestoodstill——heseemedabouttodoso——

  butfromthedistance,somewhereontheroadhehadjusttraversed,cameahowl,long-drawnandterrifyinglyfamiliar。Joshuaheardit,jumpedsidewise,jerkedatthehalterand,asifplaying\"snapthewhip,\"senthiswould-becaptorheelsoverheadovertheedgeofthebankandrollingdownthesandyslope。ThehalterflewfromBrown’shands,herolledandbumpedandclutchedatclumpsofgrassandbushes。Thenhestruckthebeachandstopped,spread-eagledonthewetsand。

  Avoicesaid:\"Well——by——TIME!\"

  Brownlookedup。SethAtkins,apaintpailinonehandandadrippingbrushintheother,wasstandingbesidehim,blankastonishmentwrittenonhisfeatures。

  \"Well——bytime!\"saidSethagain,andwithevenstrongeremphasis。

  Thesubstituteassistantraisedhimselftohisknees,rubbedhisbackwithonehand,andthen,turning,satinthesandandreturnedhissuperior’sastonishedgazewithoneofequalbewilderment。

  \"Hello!\"hegasped。\"Well,byGeorge!it’syou,isn’tit!Whatareyoudoinghere?\"

  Thelightkeeperputdownthepailofpaint。

  \"WhatamIdoin’?\"herepeated。\"WhatamIdoin’——?Say!\"Hisastonishmentchangedtosuspicionandwrath。\"NeveryoumindwhatI’mdoin’,\"hewenton。\"That’smyaffairs。WhatareYOUdoin’

  here?That’swhatIwanttoknow。\"

  Brownrubbedthesandoutofhishair。

  \"Idon’tknowexactlywhatIamdoing——yet,\"hepanted。

  \"Youdon’t,hey?Well,you’dbetterfindout。MaybeIcanhelpyoutoremember。Sneakin’afterme,wa’n’tyou?Spyin’,tofindoutwhatIwasupto,hey?\"

  Heshookthewetpaintbrushangrilyathishelper。Brownlookedathimforaninstant;thenherosetohisfeet。

  \"Spyin’onme,wasyou?\"repeatedSeth。

  \"Didn’tItellyouthatmindin’yourownbusinesswaspartofourdickerifyouwasgoin’tostayatEastborolighthouse?Didn’tI

  tellyouthat?\"

  Theyoungmanansweredwithacontemptuousshrug。Turningonhisheel,hestartedtowalkaway。Atkinssprangafterhim。

  \"Answerme,\"heordered。\"Didn’tIsayyou’dgottomindyourownbusiness?\"

  \"Youdid,\"coldly。

  \"YoubetIdid!Andwasyoumindin’it?\"

  \"No。Iwasmindingyours——likeafool。Nowyoumaymindityourself。\"

  \"Holdonthere!Whereyougoin’?\"

  \"Backtothelights。Andyoumaygotothedevil,oranywhereelsethatsuitsyourconvenience,andtakeyourconfoundedmenageriewithyou。\"

  \"Mymenag——Whatonearth?Say,holdon!Mercyonus,what’sthat?\"

  Fromthetopofthebluffcameacrashingandaseriesofyelps。

  Throughthethicketofbeachplumbusheswasthrustayellowhead,fringedwithtornfragmentsofflypaper。

  \"What’sthat?\"demandedtheastonishedlightkeeper。

  Brownlookedatthewhiningapparitioninthebushesandsmiledmaliciously。

  \"That,\"heobserved,\"isJob。\"

  \"JOB?\"

  \"Yes。\"Fromsomewhereinthegrovecameathrashingofbranchesandafrightenedneigh。\"Andthat,\"hecontinued,\"isJoshua,I

  presume。IftherearemoreOldTestamentpatriarchsinthevicinity,Idon’tknowwheretheyare,andIdon’tcare。Youmayhuntforthemyourself。I’mgoingtofollowyouradviceandmindmyownbusiness。Goodby。\"

  Hestrodeoffupthebeach。Job,atthetopofthebank,startedtofollow,butawell-aimedpebblecausedhimtododgeback。

  \"Holdon!\"roaredthelightkeeper。\"MaybeImadeamistake。

  Perhapsyouwa’n’tspyin’onme。Don’tgooffmad。I……Wait!\"

  ButJohnBrowndidnotwait。Hestroderapidlyawayupthebeach。

  Sethstaredafterhim。Fromthegrove,wherehishalterhadcaughtfirmlyintheforkofayoungpine,Joshuathrashedandneighed。

  \"Aa-oo-ow!\"howledJob,fromthebushes。

  AnhourlaterAtkins,leadingthewearyandhomesickJoshuabythebridle,trudgedinatthelighthouseyard。Job,stillornamentedwithremnantsoftheflypaper,slunkathisheels。Sethstabledthehorseand,aftersomemanoeuvering,managedtodecoythedogdowntheslopetotheboathouse,whereheclosedthedooruponhimandhiswhines。Thenheclimbedbacktothekitchen。

  Thetablewassetforone,andinthewashboilerontherangethegiantlobsterwascooking。Ofthesubstituteassistantkeepertherewasnosign,but,aftersearching,Sethfoundhiminhisroom。

  \"Well?\"observedAtkins,gruffly,\"wemight’swellhavesupper,hadn’twe?\"

  Browndidnotseeminterested。\"Yoursupperisready,Ithink,\"heanswered。\"Itriednottoforgetanything。\"

  \"Iguess’tis;seemstobe。Comeon,andwe’lleat。\"

  \"Ihaveeaten,thankyou。\"

  \"Youhave?Alone?\"

  \"Yes。That,too,\"withemphasis,\"isapartofmybusiness。\"

  Thelightkeeperstared,grunted,andthenwentoutoftheroom。Heatealonelymeal,notofthelobster——hekeptthatforanotheroccasion——butonemadeupofcoldscrapsfromthepantry。Hewandereduneasilyaboutthepremises,quietedJob’swailsforthetimebyagiftofeatableoddsandendstossedintotheboathouse,smoked,triedtoread,and,whenitgrewdusk,litthelampsinthetowers。Atlasthewalkedtothecloseddoorofhishelper’sroomandrapped。

  \"Well?\"wastheungraciousresponse。

  \"It’sme,Atkins,\"heannounced,hesitatingly。\"I’dliketospeaktoyou,ifyoudon’tmind。\"

  \"Onbusiness?\"

  \"Well,no——notexactly。Say,Brown,IguesslikelyI’doughttobegyourpardonagain。Ical’lateI’vemadeanothermistake。Ijedgeyouwa’n’tspyin’onmewhenyoudovedownthatbankin’。\"

  \"Yourjudgmentisgoodthistime。Iwasnot。\"

  \"No,I’msartinyouwa’n’t。Iapologizeandtakeitallback。NowcanIcomein?\"

  Thedoorwasthrownopen。Sethentered,lookingsheepish,andsatdowninthelittlecane-seatedrocker。

  \"Say,\"hebegan,afteramomentofuncomfortablesilence,\"wouldyoumind——nowthatI’vebeggedyourpardonandall——tellin’mewhatdidhappenwhileIwasaway。Iimagine,judgin’bythelooksofthingsinthekitchen,thattherewas——er——well,consider’bledoin’,astheboyssay。\"

  Hegrinned。Browntriedtobeserious,butwasobligedtosmileinreturn。

  \"I’lltellyou,\"hesaid。\"Ofcourseyouknowwherethat——er——

  remarkabledogcamefrom?\"

  \"Icanguess,\"drily。\"HenryG。’spresent,ain’the?Humph!Well,I’doughttohaveknownthatanythingHenrywouldGIVEawaywaslikelytoberemarkableinallsortsofways。Allright!that’soneHenry’sgotonme。TomorrowafternoonmeandJobtakeatripbacktoEastboro,andoneofusstaysthere。Itmaybeme,butIhavemydoubts。IagreedtotakeaDOGontrial,notayeller-jaundicedcowwithachurchorganinsideofit。Hearthecritterwhoopin’downthereintheboathouse!Andhe’seateverythingthat’schewableonthereservationalready。He’safamineonlegs,thatpup。Butnevermindhim。He’sbeentried——andfoundguilty。Tellmewhathappened。\"

  Brownbeganthetaleoftheafternoon’sperformances,beginningwithhisexperienceasalobstercatcher。Sethsmiled,thenchuckled,andfinallyburstintoroarsoflaughter,inwhichthenarratorjoined。

  \"Jiminycrimps!\"exclaimedSeth,whenthestorywasfinished。\"Oh,byjiminycrimps!thatbeatstheDutch,andeverybody’sbeentoldwhattheDutchbeat。Ha,ha!ho,ho!Brown,Iapologizealloveragain。Idon’twonderyouwasputoutwhenIaccusedyouofspyin’。

  Wonderyouhadn’trizupoffthatsandandbutcheredmewhereI

  stood。Cal’latethat’swhatI’dhavedoneinyourplace。Well,I

  hopethere’snohardfeelin’snow。\"

  \"No。Yourapology,isaccepted。\"

  \"That’sgood。Er——er——say,you——youmusthavebeensortofsurprisedtoseemepaintin’theDaisyM。\"

  \"Thewhich?\"

  \"TheDaisyM。That’sthenameofthatoldschoonerIwastoworkon。\"

  \"Indeed……Howistheweathertonight,clear?\"

  \"Yes,it’sfairnow,butlookssortofthicktotheeast’ard。Isayyoumusthavebeensurprisedtoseemepaintin’theDaisyM。I’vebeentinkerin’onthatoldboat,offandon,eversincelastfall。

  Boughtherforeightdollarsofthefellerthatownedher,andshewasahulkforsartinthen。I’vecaulkedherupandriggedher,afterafashion。Nowshemightfloat,ifshehadachance。Everyafternoon,prettynigh,I’vebeenather。Don’tknowexactlywhyI

  doit,neither。AndyetIdo,too。Prob’lyyou’vewonderedwhereI

  wastakin\"allthatoldcanvasandstuff。I——\"

  \"Excuseme,Atkins。Imindmyownbusiness,youknow。Iasknoquestions,andyouareundernoobligationtotellmeanything。\"

  \"Iknow,Iknow。\"Thelightkeepernoddedsolemnly。Heclaspedhiskneewithhishandsandrockedbackandforthinhischair。\"I

  know,\"hewenton,anabsent,wistfullookinhiseye;\"butyoumusthavewondered,justthesame。Iboughtthatcraftbecause——well,becausesheremindedmeofoldtimes,Ical’late。Iusedtocommandaschoonerlikeheronce;biggerandlotsmoreable,ofcourse,butafishin’schooner,sameassheusedtobe。AndIwasagoodskipper,ifIdosayit。MycrewsjumpedwhenIsaidtheword,nowItellyou。That’swhereIbelong——onthedeckofavessel。I’mamanthere——aman。\"

  Hepaused。Brownmadenocomment。Sethcontinuedtorockandtotalk;heseemedtobethinkingaloud。

  \"Yes,sir,\"hedeclared,withasigh;\"whenIwasafloatIwasaman,andfolksrespectedme。Ijustdolovesaltwaterandsailin’

  craft。That’swhyIboughttheDaisyM。I’vebeenriggin’herandcaulkin’herjustforthefunofdoin’it。She’llneverfloatagain。Itwouldtakeatidelikeafloodtogetheroffthemflats。

  ButwhenI’maboardorputterin’aroundher,I’mhappy——happier,I

  mean。ItmakesmeforgetI’magood-for-nothin’derelict,strandedinanoldwoman’sjoboflightkeepin’。Ah,hum-a-day,youngfeller,youdon’tknowwhatitistohavebeensomebody,andthen,becauseyouwasafoolanddidafoolthing,tobenothin’——nothin’!Youdon’tknowwhatthatis。\"

  JohnBrowncaughthisbreath。Hisfistdescendeduponthewindowledgebesidehim。

  \"Don’tI!\"hegroaned。\"ByGeorge,don’tI!Doyousuppose——\"

  Hestoppedshort。Atkinsstartedandcameoutofhisdream。

  \"Why——why,yes,\"hesaid,hastily;\"Is’poselikelyyoudo……

  Well,goodnight。I’vegottogoonwatch。Seeyouinthemornin’。\"

  CHAPTERVI

  THEPICNIC

  SethwastruetohispromiseconcerningJob。Thenextafternoonthatremarkablecaninewasdecoyed,bytheusualbone,intotheboxinwhichhehadarrived。Beingin,thecoverwassecurelyrenailedabovehim。Brownandthelight-keeperliftedtheboxintothebackpartofthe\"openwagon,\"andAtkinsdrovetriumphantlyaway,thepup’sagonizedprotestsagainstthejourneyservingasspurstourgeJoshuafasteralongtheroadtothevillage。When,aboutsixo’clock,Sethreenteredtheyard,hewasgrinningbroadly。

  \"Well,\"inquiredBrown,\"didhetakehimbackwillingly?\"

  \"Who?HenryG。?Idon’tknowaboutthewillin’part,buthe’lltakehimback。Iattendedtothat。\"

  \"Whatdidhesay?Didhethinkyouungratefulforrefusingtoaccepthispresent?\"

  Atkinslaughedaloud。\"Hedidn’tsaynothin’,\"hedeclared。\"Hedidn’tknowitwhenIleftEastboro。Iwa’n’tsuchafoolastocartthatcrittertothestore,whereallthegang’roundthestorecouldhollerandmakefun。Notmuch!Idrovewayroundtheotherway,upthebackroad,andunloadedhimatHenry’shouse。I

  cal’latedtoleavehimwithAuntOlive——that’sHenry’ssister,keepin’houseforhim——butshe’dgoneouttosewin’circle,andtherewa’n’tnobodytohome。Thesidedoorwasunlocked,soI

  luggedthatboxintothesettin’roomandleftitthere。Prettynighbrokemyback;andthateverlastin’JobholleredsoIthoughtthewholetownwouldhearhimandcomerunnin’tostopthemurderin’

  thatthey’dcal’latewasbein’done。Butthereain’tnonighneighbors,andthosethatarenighestain’tonspeakin’termswithHenry;rutherhavehimmurderedthannot,Ishouldn’twonder。SoI

  leftJobinhisboxinthesettin’roomandclearedout。\"

  Thesubstituteassistantsmileddelightedly。

  \"Goodenough!\"heexclaimed。\"WhatapleasantsurpriseforfriendHenryorhishousekeeper。\"

  \"Ho,ho!ain’tit!Iratherguess’twillbeHenryhimselfthat’ssurprisedfust。AuntOliveneverleavessewin’circletillthelastbitofsupper’seatup——she’sgotsomeofherbrother’sstinginessinhermake-up——soIcal’lateHenry’llgethomeaforeshedoes。I

  shouldn’twonder,\"withanexuberantchuckle,\"ifthatsettin’room’

  wassomestirredupwhenheseesit。ThepuphadloosenedtheboxcoveraforeIleft。Ho,ho!\"

  \"Butwon’thesendthedogbackhereagain?\"

  \"No,hewon’t。Ileftanoteforhimonthetable。Therewasconsider’blegingerineverylineofit。No,Jobwon’tbesenthere,nomatterwhatbecomesofhim。AndifanythingSHOULDbebrokeinthatsettin’room——well,therewasSOMEdamagedonetoourkitchen。No,IguessHenryG。andmearesquare。Hewon’tmakeanyfuss;hewantstokeepourtrade,yousee。\"

  Itwasatrueprophecy。Thestorekeepermadenotrouble,andJobremainedatEastborountilaforayonaneighbor’schickensresultedinhisremovalfromthisvaleoftears。Neitherthelightkeepernorhishelpereversawhimagain,andwhenSethnextvisitedthestoreandsolicitouslyinquiredconcerningthepup’shealth,HenryG。

  merelylookedfoolishandchangedthesubject。

  Butthedog’sshortsojournattheTwin-Lightshadservedtosolveonemystery,thatofAtkins’sdailyexcursionstoPounddugSlough。

  Hewenttheretoworkontheoldschooner,theDaisyM。Sethmadenomoredisclosuresconcerninghispastlife——thatremainedasecret——buthedidsuggesthishelper’sgoingtoinspecttheschooner。\"Justwalkacrossandlookherover,\"hesaid。\"I’dliketoknowwhatyouthinkofher。SeeifIain’tmakin’aprettygoodjoboutofnothin’。FORnothin’,ofcourse,\"headded,gloomily;

  \"butitkeepsmefromthinkin’toomuch。Goandseeher,that’sagoodfeller。\"

  Sotheyoungmandidgo。Heclimbedaboardthestrandedcraft——aforlornpictureshemade,lyingonhersideinthemud——andwassurprisedtofindhowmuchhadbeenmanufactured\"outofnothing。\"

  Herseams,thosewhichthesunhadopened,werecaulkedneatly;herdeckwascleanandwhite;shewaspartiallyrigged,withnewandoldcanvasandropes;andtohislandsman’seyesshelookedalmostfitforsea。ButwhenhesaidasmuchtoSeth,thelatterlaughedscornfully。

  \"Fitfornothin’,\"scoffedthelightkeeper。\"Icouldmakeherfit,maybe,ifIwantedtospendmoneyenough,butIdon’t。Ican’tgetatherstarboardside,that’sdowninthemud,andIcal’lateshe’dleaklikeaskimmer。She’sonlygotafores’landajib,andthejib’sonlyalittleonethatusedtobelongtoathirty-footsloop。

  Heranchor’sgone,andIwouldn’ttrusthermaintopmasttocarryanythingbigger’nahandkerchief,northatinabreezenomorepowerfulthanacanarybird’sbreath。And,asItoldyou,itwouldtakeatidelikeafloodtofloather。No,she’snogood,andneverwillbe;but,\"withasigh,\"Igetalittlefunfussin’overher。\"

  \"Er——bytheway,\"headded,alittlelater,\"ofcourseyouwon’tmentiontonobodywhatItoldyouabout——aboutmybein’afishin’

  skipperonce。Notthatanybodyevercomeshereforyoutomentionitto,butIwouldn’twant……Yousee,nobodyinEastborooranywheresontheCapeknowswhereIcomefrom,andso……Oh,allright,allright。Iknowyouain’tthekindtotalk。Mindourownbusiness,that’sthemottoyouandmecruiseunder,hey?\"

  Yet,althoughtheconversationinthesubstituteassistant’sroomwasnotagainreferredtobyeither,ithadtheeffectofmakingtheoddlyassortedpairabitcloserintheircompanionship。Themutualtrustwasstrengthenedbythelightkeeper’shalfconfidenceandBrown’ssympatheticreceptionofit。Eachwaslonely,eachhadmomentswhenhefelthemustexpresshishiddenfeelingstosomeone,and,thoughneitherrecognizedthefact,itwascertainthatthetimewascomingwhenallmysterieswouldbemysteriesnolonger。

  Andonedayoccurredaseriesofridiculoushappeningswhich,biddingfairatfirsttoendinaquarreltherelationshipbetweenthetwo,insteadrevealedinbothakindredtraitthatremovedthelastbarrier。

  Atalittlebeforetenonthisparticularmorning,Brown,busyinthekitchen,heardvigorouslanguageoutside。ItwasAtkinswhowasspeaking,andtheassistantwonderedwhoonearthhecouldbetalkingto。Aglancearoundthedoorpostshowedthathewas,apparently,talkingtohimself——atleast,therewasnootherhumanbeingtobeseen。Heheldinhishandabatteredpairofmarineglassesandoccasionallyhepeeredthroughthem。Eachtimehedidsohissoliloquybecamemoreanimatedandprofane。

  \"What’sthematter?\"demandedBrown,emergingfromthehouse。

  \"Matter?\"repeatedSeth。\"Matterenough!Here!takeasquintthroughthemglassesandtellmewho’sinthatbuggycomin’yonder?\"

  Thebuggy,ablackdotfardownthesandyroadleadingfromthevillage,wasrockinganddippingoverthedunes。Theassistanttooktheglasses,adjustedthem,andlookedasdirected。

  \"Why!\"hesaidslowly,\"therearethreepeopleinthatbuggy。A

  man——and——\"

  \"Andtwowomen;that’swhatIthought。Dumidiotscomin’overtopicnicandspendtheday,sure’staxes。Andthey’llwanttobeshowedroundthelightsandeverywheres,andthey’llaskmore’nfortymillionquestions。Consarntheluck!\"

  Brownlookedtroubled。Hehadnodesiretomeetstrangers。

  \"Howdoyouknowthey’recominghere?\"heasked。Theanswerwasconclusive。

  \"Because,\"snarledSeth,\"asIshouldthinkyou’dknowbythistime,thereain’tnootherplaceroundheretheyCOULDcometo。\"

  Amomentlater,headded,\"Well,you’llhavetoshow’emround。\"

  \"Iwill?\"

  \"Sartin。That’spartoftheassistantkeeper’sjob。\"

  Hechuckledashesaidit。Thatchucklegratedontheyoungman’snerves。

  \"I’mnottheassistant,\"hedeclaredcheerfully。

  \"Youain’t?Whatareyouthen?\"

  \"Oh,justahelper。Idon’tgetanywages。You’vetoldmeyourself,overandover,thatIhavenoregularstandinghere。And,accordingtothegovernmentrules,thoseyou’vegotpostedinthekitchen,thelightkeeperisobligedtoshowvisitorsabout。I

  wouldn’tbreaktherulesfortheworld。Goodmorning。ThinkI’llgodowntothebeach。\"

  Hestalkedawaywhistling。Atkins,hisfaceflaming,roaredafterhimaprofaneopinionconcerninghisactions。Thenhewentintothekitchen,slammingthedoorwithabang。

  Sometwentyminuteslaterthehelperheardhisnameshoutedfromthetopofthebluff。

  \"Mr。Brown!Isay!Ahoythere,Mr。Brown!Comeuphereaminute,won’tye?\"

  Brownclamberedupthepath。Alittleman,withgreythroatwhiskers,andwearinganantiquatedstrawhat,theedgeofthebrimtrimmedwithblackbraid,wasstandingwaitingforhim。

  \"Sorrytotroubleyou,Mr。Brown,\"stammeredthelittleman,\"butyoubeMr。Brown,ain’tyou?\"

  \"Iam。Yes。\"

  \"Well,Ical’latedyouwas。Myname’sStover,AbijahStover。I

  liveovertoTrumet。Meandmywifedroveoverforasortofpicniclike。We’vegothercousin,Mrs。SophiaHains,along。Sophi’sawidowfromBoston,andsheain’tneverseenalighthouseafore。I

  knowSethAtkinsslightly,andIwascal’latin’he’dshowusaround,butbein’ashe’ssosick——\"

  \"Sick?IsMr。Atkinssick?\"

  \"Why,yes。Didn’tyouknowit?He’sinthebedroomtheregroanin’

  somethin’terrible。Hetoldmenottosaynothin’tothewomenfolks,buttohailyou,andyou’dlookoutforus。Didn’tyouknowhewaslaidup?Why,he——\"

  Browndidnotwaittohearmore。Hestrodetothehouse,withMr。

  Stoverathisheels。Onhiswayhecaughtaglimpseofthebuggy,thehorsedozingbetweentheshafts。Ontheseatofthebuggyweretwowomen,oneplumpandround-faced,theotherthinandgaunt。

  Mr。Stoverpantedbehindhim。

  \"Say,Mr。Brown,\"hewhispered,astheyenteredthekitchen;\"don’ttellmywifenorSophiaboutSeth’sbein’sick。Betternotsayawordtothemaboutit。\"

  Thetoneinwhichthiswasspokenmadethesubstituteassistantcurious。

  \"Whynot?\"heasked。

  \"’Cause——well,’causeHannah’shobbyissickfolks,asyoumightsay。Ifthere’sacatintheneighborhoodthat’sailin’she’salwaysdosin’ofitupandfixin’medicineforit,andthelikeofthat。AndSophi’soneofthem’NewThoughters’anddon’tbelieveanybody’sgotanyrighttobesick。Thetwoof’emain’tdonenothin’butargueandrowoverdiseasesandimaginationandmedicineseversinceSophigothere。IftheyknewSethwaslaidup,Ihonestlybelievethey’ddroppicnicandeverythin’andstartfightin’overwhetherhewasreallysickorjustthoughthewas。

  AndIsortoffiggeredonhavin’aquietdayoff。\"

  Brownfoundthelightkeeperstretchedonthebedinhisroom。Hewasdressed,withtheexceptionofcoatandboots,andwhentheyoungmanenteredhegroanedfeebly。

  \"What’sthematter?\"demandedthealarmedhelper。

  \"Oh,my!\"groanedSeth。\"Oh,my!\"

  \"Areyouinpain?Whatisit?ShallI’phoneforthedoctor?\"

  \"No,no。Nousegettin’thedoctor。I’llbeallrightbyandby。

  It’soneofmyattacks。Ihave’emeveryonceinawhile。Justletmealone,andletmelayherewithoutbein’disturbed;thenI’llgetbetter,Iguess。\"

  \"Butit’ssosudden!\"

  \"Iknow。Theyalwayscomeonthatway。Nowrunalong,likeagoodfeller,andleavemetomysuff’rin’s。O-oh,dear!\"

  Muchtroubled,Brownturnedtothedoor。Ashewasgoingouthehappenedtolookback。Thedresserstoodagainstthewallbeyondthebed,andinitsmirrorhecaughtaglimpseofthefaceofthesickman。Onthatface,whichshouldhavebeendistortedwithagony,wasabroadgrin。

  BrownfoundthelittleStovermanwaitingforhiminthekitchen。

  \"Beyouready?\"heasked。

  \"Ready?\"repeatedBrown,absently。\"Readyforwhat?\"

  \"Why,toshowusroundthelights。Sophi,sheain’tneverseenoneafore。Atkinssaidthat,bein’ashewasn’tabletoleavehisbed,you’dshowusaround。\"

  \"Hedid,hey?\"

  \"Yes。Hesaidyou’dbegladto。\"

  \"Hum!\"Mr。Brown’stonewasthatofoneuponwhom,outofdarkness,alighthassuddenlyburst。\"Isee,\"hemused,thoughtfully。\"Yes,yes。Isee。\"

  Foraminutehestoodstill,evidentlypondering。Then,withatwinkleinhiseye,hestrodeoutofthehouseandwalkedbrisklyacrosstothebuggy。

  \"Goodmorning,ladies,\"hesaid,removingthenewcapwhichSethhadrecentlypurchasedforhiminEastboro。\"Mr。Stovertellsmeyouwishtobeshownthelights。\"

  Theplumpwomananswered。\"Yes,\"shesaid,briskly,\"wedo。Areyouanewkeeper?Where’sMr。Atkins?\"

  \"Mr。Atkins,Iregrettosay,\"beganBrown,\"isill。He——\"

  Stover,standingathiselbow,interruptednervously。

  \"Mr。Brownhere’llshowusaround,\"hesaidquickly。\"Sethsaidhewould。\"

  \"Ishallbehappy,\"concurredthatyounggentleman。\"YoumustexcusemeifIseemratherworried。Mr。Atkins,mychief——Ibelieveyouknowhim,Mrs。Stover——hasbeentakensuddenlyill,andis,apparently,sufferingmuchpain。Theattackwasverysudden,andI——\"

  \"Sick?\"Theplumpwomanseemedactuallytoprickupherears,likeasleepycatatthesoundofthedinnerbell。\"IsSethsick?Andyouallalonewithhimhere?Can’tIdoanythingtohelp?\"

  \"Allhewantsistobeleftalone,\"putinherhusbandanxiously。

  \"Hesaidsohimself。\"

  \"Doyouknowwhat’sthematter?Haveyougotanymedicineforhim?\"

  Mrs。Stoverwasalreadyclimbingoutofthebuggy。

  \"No,\"repliedBrown。\"Ihaven’t。Thatis,Ihaven’tgivenhimanyyet。\"

  Theslimwoman,Mrs。HainsofBoston,nowbrokeintotheconversation。

  \"Goodthing!\"shesnapped。\"Mostmedicine’snothingbutopiumandalcohol。Fillthepoorcreaturefullofdrugsand——\"

  \"Is’poseyou’dsetandpreachNewThoughtathim!\"snappedMrs。

  Stover。\"Asifabodycouldbecuredbyhotair!IbelieveI’llgorightinandseehim。Don’tyous’poseIcouldhelp,Mr。Brown?\"

  Mr。Brownseemedpleased,butreluctant。\"It’sawfullygoodofyou,\"hesaid。\"Icouldn’tthinkoftroublingyouwhenyou’vecomesofaronapleasureexcursion。ButIamatmywitsend。\"

  \"Don’tsayanotherword!\"Mrs。Stover’sbulkyfigurewasalreadyonthewaytothedoorofthehouse。\"I’monlytoogladtodowhatI

  can。And,ifIdosayit,thatshouldn’t,I’malwaysrealhandyinasickroom。’Bijah,bequiet;Idon’tcareifweAREonapicnic;

  nohumanbein’shallsufferwhileIsetaroundanddonothin’。\"

  Mrs。Hainswasathercousin’sheels。

  \"You’llworryhimtodeath,\"shedeclared。\"You’lltellhimhowsickheis,andthathe’sgoin’todie,andsuchstuff。Whatheneedsischeerfulconversationandmentaluplift。It’stoobad!

  Well,yousha’n’thaveyourownwaywithhim,anyhow。Mr。Brown,whereishe?\"

  \"Youtwogoin’tomarchrightintohisBEDROOM?\"screamedtheirateAbijah。Thewomenanswerednot。Theywerealreadyinthekitchen。

  Brownhastenedafterthem。

  \"It’sallright,ladies,\"hesaid。\"Rightthisway,please。\"

  Heledthewaytothechamberofthesickman。Mr。Atkinsturnedonhisbedofpain,caughtaglimpseofthevisitors,andsatup。

  \"Whatintime?\"heroared。

  \"Seth,\"saidBrown,benignly,\"thisisMrs。StoverofEastboro。I

  thinkyouknowher。AndMrs。HainsofBoston。Theseladieshaveheardofyoursickness,and,havinghadexperienceinsuchcases,havekindlyofferedtostaywithyouandhelpinanywaytheycan。

  Mrs。Stover,Iwillleavehiminyourhands。PleasecallmeifI

  canbeofanyassistance。\"

  Withoutwaitingforfurthercommentfromthepatient,whosefacewasapicture,hehastenedtothekitchen,chokingashewent。Mr。

  Stovermethimattheouterdoor。

  \"Nowyou’vedoneit!\"wailedthelittleman。\"NOWyou’vedoneit!

  Didn’tItellyou?Oh,this’llbeahellofapicnic!\"

  Hestalkedaway,righteousindignationovercominghim。Brownsatdowninarockingchairandshookwithemotion。Fromthedirectionofthesickroomcamethesoundsofthreevoices,eachtryingtooutscreamtheother。Thesubstituteassistantlistenedtothisforawhile,and,ashedidso,anewthoughtstruckhim。Herememberedastoryhehadreadinamagazineyearsbefore。Hecrossedtothepantry,foundanemptybottle,rinseditatthesink,steppedagaintothepantry,and,enteringit,closedthedoorbehindhim。Therehebusiedhimselfwiththemolassesjug,thesoft-soapbucket,theoilcan,thepeppershaker,andafewotherutensilsandtheircontents。Footstepsinthekitchencausedhimtohurriedlyreenterthatapartment。Mrs。Stoverwasstandingbytherange,herfacered。

  \"Oh,thereyouare,Mr。Brown!\"sheexclaimed。\"Iwonderedwhereyou’dgoneto。\"

  \"Howishe?\"inquiredBrown,thekeenestanxietyinhisutterance。

  \"H’m!he’ddowellenoughifhehadtherighttreatment。Ical’latehe’sbetternow,evenas’tis;but,whenapersonhastolayandhearoverandoveragainthatwhatails’emisnothin’butimagination,itain’ttobewonderedatthattheygetmad。Whatheneedsissomesortofsoothin’medicine,andIonlywish’twan’tsofurovertohome。I’vegotjustwhatheneedsthere。\"

  \"Iwasthinking——\"beganBrown。

  \"Whatwasyouthinkin’?\"

  \"Iwaswonderingifsomeofmy’StomachBalm’wouldn’thelphim。

  It’sanoldfamilyreceipt,handeddownfromtheIndians,Ibelieve。

  Ialwayshaveabottlewithmeand……Still,Iwouldn’tprescribe,notknowingthedisease。\"

  Mrs。Stover’seyessparkled。Patentmedicineswereherhobby。

  \"Hum!\"shesaid。\"’StomachBalm’soundsgood。Andhesayshistroubleisprincipallystomach。SomeofthemIndianmedicinesaremightypowerful。Haveyou——didyousayyouhadabottlewithyou,Mr。Brown?\"

  Theyoungmanwentagaintothepantryandreturnedwiththebottlehehadsorecentlyfoundthere。Now,however,itwastwothirdsfullofablackstickymixture。Mrs。Stoverremovedthecorkandtookaninvestigatingsniff。

  \"Itsmellspowerful,\"shesaid,hopefully。

  \"Itis。Wouldyouliketotasteit?\"handingheratablespoon。Hewatchedassheswallowedaspoonful。

  \"Ugh!oh!\"shegasped;evenherlongsufferingpalaterebelledatTHATtaste。\"It——IshouldthinkthatOUGHTtohelphim。\"

  \"Ishouldthinkso。Itmaybetheverythingheneeds。Atanyrate,itcan’thurthim。It’squiteharmless。\"

  Mrs。Stover’sfacewasstilltwisted,undertheinfluenceofthe\"Balm\";buthermindwasmadeup。

  \"I’mgoin’totryit,\"shedeclared。\"Idon’tcareifeveryNewThoughterincreationsaysno。Heneedsmedicineandneedsitrightaway。\"

  \"Thedose,\"saidMr。Brown,gravely,\"istwotablespoonfulseveryfifteenminutes。Idohopeitwillhelphim。Givehimmysympathy——

  mydeepestsympathy,Mrs。Stover,please。\"

  Theplumpladydisappearedinthedirectionofthesickroom。Thesubstituteassistantlingeredandlistened。Heheardashrillpow-

  wowoffemininevoices。Evidently\"NewThought\"andthepracticeofmedicinehadoncemoreclashed。Theargumentwaxedandwaned。

  Followedtheclickofaspoonagainstglass。Andthencameagasp,agurgle,achokingyell;andhighuponthesaltyairenvelopingEastboroTwin-LightsrosethevoiceofMr。SethAtkins,expressinghisopinionofthe\"StomachBalm\"andthosewhoadministeredit。

  JohnBrowndartedoutofthekitchen,dodgedaroundthecornerofthehouse,tiptoedpastthebenchbythebluff,whereMr。Stoversatgloomilymeditating,andranlightlydownthepathtothecreekandthewharf。Theboathouseattheendofthewharfofferedaconvenientrefuge。Intothebuildinghedarted,closedthedoorbehindhim,andcollapseduponaheapoffishnets。

  Atthree-thirtythatafternoon,Mr。Atkins,apparentlyquiterecovered,wassittinginthekitchenrocker,readingalastweek’snewspaper,oneofanumberprocuredonhismostrecenttriptothevillage。TheStoversandtheirguesthaddeparted。Theirbuggywasoutofsightbeyondthedunes。Aslightnoisestartledthelightkeeper,andhelookedup。Hishelperwasstandinginthedoorway,uponhisfaceanexpressionofintenseanddelightedsurprise。

  \"What?\"exclaimedMr。Brown。\"What?Isitreallyyou?\"

  Sethputdownthepaperandnodded。

  \"Um-hm,\"heobserveddrily,\"it’sreallyme。\"

  \"Up?andWELL?\"queriedBrown。

  \"Um-hm。Prettywell,considerin’,thankyou。BeenforastrollupWashin’tonStreet,haveyou?OralittlewalkontheCommon,maybe?\"

  Theelaboratesarcasmofthesequestionswasintendedtobewithering。Mr。Brown,however,didnotwither。Neitherdidheblush。

  \"Ihavebeen,\"hesaid,\"downattheboathouse。Iknewyouwereinsafehandsandwelllookedafter,soIwentaway。Icouldn’tremainhereandhearyousuffer。\"

  \"Hum!HEARmesuffer,hey?Muchobliged,I’msure。Whathaveyoubeendoin’thereallthistime?Ihopedyouwas——thatis,Ibeguntobeafraidyouwasdead。Thoughtyoursympathyformehadbeentoomuchforyou,maybe。\"

  Brownmournfullyshookhishead。\"Itwas——almost,\"hesaid,solemnly。\"IthinkIdroppedasleep。Iwasquiteovercome。\"

  \"Hum!Bettertakeadoseofthat’StomachBalm,’hadn’tyou?

  That’lllivenyouup,I’llguarantee。\"

  \"No,thankyou。Thesightofyou,wellandstrongagain,isallthemedicineIneed。Wemustkeepthe’Balm’incaseyouhaveanotherattack。Bytheway,Inoticethedinnerdisheshaven’tbeenwashed。

  I’lldothematonce。Iknowyoumustbetired,afteryourillness——

  andtheexertionofshowingyourguestsaboutthelights。\"

  Atkinsdidnotanswer,althoughheseemedtowanttoverymuch。

  However,hemadenoobjectionwhenhishelper,rollinguphissleeves,turnedtothesinkandthedishwashing。

  Sethwassilentalltherestoftheafternoonandduringsupper。

  Butthatevening,asBrownsatonthebenchoutside,Atkinsjoinedhim。

  \"Hello!\"saidSeth,ascheerfullyasifnothinghadhappened。

  \"Hello!\"repliedtheassistant,shortly。Hehadbeenthinkingoncemore,andhisthoughtswerenotpleasant。

  \"Is’poseyoucal’late,\"beganAtkins,\"thatmaybeI’vegotagrudgeagainstyouonaccountofthismornin’andthat’Balm’andsuch。I

  ain’t。\"

  \"That’sgood。I’mgladtohearit。\"

  \"Yes。Afterthefustdoseofthatstuff——forthundersakesWHATdidyouputinit?——Iwasaboutreadytomurderyou,butI’vegotoverthat。Idon’tblameyouforgettin’even。Weareeven,youknow。\"

  \"I’msatisfied,ifyouare。\"

  \"Ibe。ButwhatIdon’tunderstandiswhyyoudidn’twanttoshowthemfolksaround。\"

  \"Oh,Idon’tknow。Ihadmyreasons,suchastheywere。Whydidn’tyouwanttodoityourself?\"

  Sethcrossedhislegsandwassilentforamomentortwo。Thenhespokefirmlyandasifhismindwasmadeup。

  \"Youngfeller,\"hesaid,\"Idon’tknowwhetheryourealizeitornot,andperhapsIshouldn’tbetheonetomentionit——butyou’reundersomeobligationstome。\"

  Hiscompanionnodded。\"Irealizethat,\"hesaid。

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