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  II

  MR。BILLINGS’SPOCKETS

  OnthesixteenthofJuneMr。RollinBillingsenteredhishomeatWestcoteverymuchlaterthanusual,andstealingupstairs,likeathiefinthenight,heundressedanddroppedintobed。Intwominuteshewasasleep,anditwasnowonder,forbythattimeitwasfiveminutesafterthreeinthemorning,andMr。

  Billings’susualbedtimewasteno’clock。Evenwhenhewasdelayedathisofficehemadeitaninvariableruletocatchthenineo’clocktrainhome。

  WhenMrs。Billingsawokethenext——or,rather,thatsame——

  morning,shegazedaminuteatthethin,innocentfaceofherhusband,andwasinthesatisfiedframeofmindthattakesanunexpectedtraindelayasalegitimateexcuse,whenshehappenedtocasthereyesuponMr。Billings’scoat,whichwasthrowncarelesslyoverthefootofthebed。Protrudingfromoneofthesidepocketswasapatentnursing-bottle,halffullofmilk。

  InstantlyMrs。BillingswasoutofbedandsearchingMr。

  Billings’sotherpockets。Toherhorrorhersearchwasfruitful。

  Inavestpocketshefoundthreefalsecurls,orpuffsofhair,suchasladiesarewearingto-daytoincreasetheabundanceoftheirown,andthesecurlswereofarichbrownishred。Finally,whenshedivedintohistrouserspocket,shefoundtwelveacornscarefullywrappedinalady’shandkerchief,withtheinitials\"T。M。C。\"embroideredinonecorner。

  AlltheseMrs。Billingshidcarefullyinherupperbureaudrawerandproceededtodress。WhenatlengthsheawakenedMr。

  Billings,heyawned,stretched,andthen,realizingthatgetting-uptimehadarrived,hoppedbrisklyoutofbed。

  \"Yougotinlatelastnight,\"saidMrs。Billingspleasantly。

  IfshehadexpectedMr。Billingstocringeandcowershewasmistaken。Hecontinuedtodress,quiteinhisusualmanner,asifhehadaclearconscience。

  \"IndeedIdid,Mary,\"hesaid。\"ItwasthreewhenIenteredthehouse,fortheclockwasjuststriking。\"

  \"Somethingmusthavedelayedyou,\"suggestedMrs。Billings。

  \"Otherwise,dear,\"saidMr。Billings,\"Ishouldhavebeenhomemuchsooner。

  \"Probably,\"saidMrs。Billings,suddenlyassuminghermostsarcastictone,asshereachedintoherbureaudraweranddrewoutthepatentnursing-bottle,\"thishadsomethingtodowithyourbeingdelayed!\"

  Mr。Billingslookedatthenursing-bottle,andthenhedrewouthiswatchandlookedatthat。

  \"Mydear,\"hesaid,\"youareright。Itdid。ButInowhavejusttimetogulpdownmycoffeeandcatchmytrain。To-night,whenI

  returnfromtown,Iwilltellyouthemostremarkablestoryofthatnursing-bottle,andhowithappenedtobeinmypocket,andinthemeantimeIbegyou——Imostsincerelybegyou——tofeelnouneasiness。

  Withthishehurriedoutoftheroom,andafewmomentslaterhiswifesawhimrunningforhistrain。

  AlldayMrs。Billingswaspreytothemostdisturbingthoughts,andassoonasdinnerwasfinishedthateveningsheledthewayintothelibrary。

  \"Now,Rollin?\"shesaid,andwithouthesitationMr。Billingsbegan。

  I。THEPATENTNURSING-BOTTLE

  Youhave(hesaid),Iknow,metLemuel,thecolouredelevatorboyinourofficebuilding,andyouknowwhatapleasant,accommodatingladheis。Heisthesortofboyforwhomonewouldgladlydoafavour,forheisalwayssowillingtodofavoursforothers,butIwasthinkingnothingofthiswhenIsteppedfrommyofficeatexactlyfiveo’clockyesterdayevening。Iwasthinkingofnothingbutgettinghometodinnerassoonaspossible,andwasjuststeppingintotheelevatorwhenLemuellaidhishandgentlyonmyarm。

  \"Ibegyo’pahdon,MistahBillings,\"hesaidpolitely,\"butwouldyo’domeafavour?\"

  \"Certainly,Lemuel,\"Isaid;\"howmuchcanIlendyou?\"

  \"’Tain’tthat,sah,\"hesaid。\"Iwisht’haveawordortwoinprivatewithyo’。Wouldyo’mindsteppin’backintoyo’officeuntilIgitthesefolksoutofth’buildin’,so’sIcanspeaktoyo’?\"

  IknewIhadstillhalfanhourbeforemysix-twotrain,andI

  wasnotunwillingtodoLemuelafavour,soIwentbacktomyofficeashedesired,andwaitedthereuntilheappeared,whichwasnotuntilhehadtakenallthetenantsdowninhiselevator。

  Thenheopenedthedoorandcamein。WithhimwastheyoungmanI

  hadoftenseenintheofficenexttomine,asIpassed,andayoungwomanonwhomIhadneversetmyeyesbefore。Nosoonerhadtheyopenedthedoorthantheyoungmanbegantospeak,andLemuelstoodunobtrusivelytooneside。

  \"Mr。Billings,\"saidtheyoungman,\"youmaythinkitstrangethatIshouldcometoyouinthiswaywhenyouandIarehardlyacquaintances,butIhaveoftenobservedyoupassingmydoor,andhavenotedyourkind-lookingface,andthemomentIfoundthistroubleuponmeIinstantlythoughtofyouastheonemanwhowouldbelikelytohelpmeoutofmydifficulty。

  WhilehesaidthisIhadtimetostudyhisface,andalsotoglanceattheyoungwoman,andIsawthathemust,indeed,beingreattrouble。Ialsosawthattheyoungwomanwasprettyandmodestandthatshe,also,wasingreatdistress。Iatonceagreedtohelphim,providedIshouldnotbemadetomissthesix-thirtytrain,forIsawIwasalreadytoolateforthesix-two。

  \"Good!\"hecried。\"ForseveralyearsMadge——whoisthisyounglady——andIhavebeeninlove,andwewishtobemarriedthisevening,butherfatherandmyfatherarewaitingatthefootoftheelevatoratthisminute,andtheyhavebeenwaitingthereallday。Thereisnootherwayforustoleavethebuilding,forthefootofthestairsisalsothefootoftheelevator,and,infact,whenIlastpeeped,Madge’sfatherwassittingonthebottomstep。Itisnowexactlyfifteenminutesofsix,andatsixo’clocktheymeantocomeupandtearMadgeandmeaway,andhaveusmarried。\"

  \"To——\"Ibegan。

  \"Toeachother,\"saidtheyoungmanwithemotion。

  \"ButIthoughtthatwaswhatyouwanted?\"Iexclaimed。

  \"Notatall!Notatall!\"saidtheyoungman,andtheyoungwomanaddedhervoiceinprotest,too。\"IamtheheadoftheStatisticalDepartmentoftheSocietyfortheObtainingofaUniformNationalDivorceLaw,andtheworkinthatdepartmenthasconvincedmebeyondadoubtthatforcedmarriagesalwaysendunhappily。Ineighty-seventhousandsixhundredandfourcasesofforcedmarriagesthatIhavetabulatedIhavefoundthateighty-

  seventhousandsixhundredandthreehavebeenunhappy。InthefaceofsuchstatisticsMadgeandIdarenotallowourselvestobemarriedagainstourwills。Weinsistonmarryingvoluntarily。\"

  \"Thatcouldbeeasilyarranged,\"Iventuredtosay,inviewofthefactthatbothyourfatherswishyoutobemarried。\"

  \"Notatall,\"saidMadge,withmoreindependencethanIhadthoughthercapableof;\"becausemyfatherandHenry’sfatheraregentlemenoftheoldschool。Iwouldnotsayanythingagainsteitherfather,forinordinaryaffairsItheyaretwomostsuaveandcharmingoldgentlemen,butinthistheyholdtotheold-

  schoolideathatchildrenshouldallowtheirparentstoselecttheirlife-partners,andtheyinsistthatHenryandIallowourselvestobeforcedtomarryeachother。Andthat,inspiteofthestatisticsHenryhasshownthem。Ourwholehappinessdependsonourgettingoutofthisbuildingbeforetheycancomeupandgetus。Thatiswhyweappealtoyou。\"

  \"Ifyoustillhesitate,afterwhatMadgehassaid,\"saidHenry,pullingalargerollofpaperoutofhispocket,\"herearethestatistics。\"

  \"Verywell,\"Isaid,\"Iwillhelpyou,ifIcandosoandnotmissthesix-thirtytrain。Whatisyourplan?\"

  \"Itisverysimple,\"saidHenry。\"Ourfathersarebothquitenear-sighted,andassixo’clockdrawsneartheywillnaturallybecomegreatlyexcitedandnervous,and,therefore,lessobservantofsmallthings。IhavebroughtwithmesomeburntcorkwithwhichIwillblackenmyface,andIwillchangeclotheswithLemuel,and,intheonemomentnecessarytoescape,myfatherwillnotrecognizeme。Lemuel,ontheotherhand,willwhitenhisfacewithsomepowderthatMadgehasbrought,andwillwearmyclothes,andintheexcitementmyfatherwillseizehiminsteadofme。\"

  \"Excellent,\"Isaid,\"butwhatpartdoIplayinthis?\"

  \"Thispart,\"saidHenry,\"youwillwear,overyourstreetclothes,agownthatMadgehasbroughtinhersuit-caseandahatthatshehasalsobrought,bothofwhichherfatherwilleasilyrecognize,whileMadgewillreddenherfacewithrouge,mussherhair,donatorn,calicodress,andwithascrub-ragandamopinherhandseasilypassforascrub-woman。

  \"Andthen?\"Iasked。

  \"ThenyouandLemuelwillstealcautiouslydownthestairs,asifyouwereMadgeandIseekingtoescape,whileMadgeandI,asLemuelandthescrub-woman,willgodownbytheelevator。MyfatherandMadge’sfatherwillseizeyouandLemuel——\"

  \"AndIshallappearlikeafoolwhentheydiscoverIamarespectablebusinessmanriggedupinwoman’sclothes,\"Isaid。

  \"Notatall,\"saidMadge,\"forHenryandIhavethoughtofthat。YoumustplayyourpartuntilyouseethathenryandIhaveescapedfromtheelevatorandhaveleftthebuilding,andthatisall。Ihavehadtheforethoughttoprepareanalibiforyou。AssoonasyouseethatHenryandIaresafeoutsidethebuilding,youmustbecomeveryindignant,andinsistthatyouarearespectablemarriedwoman,andinproofyoumusthandmyfatherthecontentsofthispackage。Hewillbeconvincedimmediatelyandletyougo,andthenLemuelcanrunyouuptoyourofficeandyoucantakeoffmydressandhatandcatchthesix-thirtytrainwithouttrouble。\"Shethenhandedmeasmallparcel,whichI

  slippedintomycoatpocket。

  WhenthishadbeenagreeduponsheandHenrylefttheofficeandItookthehatanddressfromthesuit-caseandputthemon,whileLemuelputonHenry’ssuitandwhitenedhisface。Thistookbutafewminutes,andwewentintothehallandfoundHenryandMadgealreadywaitingforus。HenrywasblackenedintoagoodlikenessofLemuel,andMadgewasquiteamussyscrub-woman。Theyimmediatelyenteredtheelevatorandbegantodescendslowly,whileLemuelandIcreptdownthestairs。

  LemuelandIkeptasnearlyaspossibleoppositetheelevator,sothatwemightarriveatthefootofthestairsbutamomentbeforeMadgeandHenry,andwecouldhearthetwofathersshufflingonthestreetfloor,whensuddenly,aswereachedthethirdfloor,weheardawhisperfromHenryintheelevator。Theelevatorhadstuckfastbetweenthethirdandfourthfloors。Aswithonemind,LemuelandIseatedourselvesonastepandwaiteduntilHenryshouldgettheelevatorrunningagainandcouldproceedtothestreetfloor。

  ForawhilewecouldhearnonoisebutthegratingofmetalonmetalasHenryworkedwiththestartingleveroftheelevator,andthenweheardthetwovoicesofthefathers。

  \"Itisaruse,\"saidonefather。\"Theyarepretendingtheelevatorisstuck,andwhenwegrowimpatientandstartupthestairstheywillcomedownwitharushandescapeus。\"

  \"Butwearenotsosillyasthat,\"saidtheotherfather。\"Wewillstayrighthereandwaituntiltheycomedown。\"

  AtthatLemuelandIsettledourselvesmorecomfortably,fortherewasnothingelsetodo。IcursedinwardlyasIfelttheminutesslipbyandknewthathalf-pastsixhadcomeandgone,butIwassureyouwouldnotliketohavemedesertthosetwopoorloverswhowerefightingtowardoffthestatistics,soI

  satstillandsilent。SodidLemuel。

  IdonotknowhowlongIsatthere,foritwasalreadydarkinthenarrowstairway,butitmusthavebeenalongtime。Idrowsedoff,andIwasfinallyawakenedbyLemueltuggingatmysleeve,andIknewthatHenryhadmanagedtostarttheelevatoragain。

  LemuelandIhastenedoursteps,andjustastheelevatorwascomingintosightbelowthesecondfloorwewereseenbythetwofathers。Foraninstanttheyhesitated,andthentheyseizedus。

  AtthesametimetheelevatordooropenedandHenryandMadgecameout,andthetwofathershardlyglancedatthemastheywentoutofthedoorintothestreet。

  AssoonasIsawthattheyweresafeIfeignedgreatindignation,andsodidLemuel。

  \"Unhandme,sir!\"Icried。\"WhodoyouthinkIam?Iamarespectablemarriedlady,leavingthebuildingwithherhusband。

  Unhandme!\"

  Insteadofdoingso,however,thefatherthathadmebythearmdrewmenearertothehalllight。Ashedidsohestaredcloselyatmyface。

  \"Morgan,\"hesaidtotheotherfather,\"thisisnotmydaughter。Mydaughterdidnothaveamoustache。\"

  \"Indeed,Iamnotyourdaughter,\"Isaid;\"Iamarespectablemarriedlady,andhereistheproof。\"

  WiththatIreachedforthepackageMadgehadgivenme,butitwasinmycoat-pocket,underneaththedressIhadon,anditwasonlywithgreatdifficultyandbyraisingonesideoftheskirtthatIwasabletogetit。Iunwrappeditandshowedittothefatherthathadmebythearm。Itwasthepatentnursing-bottle。

  WhenMr。Billingshadfinishedhisrelationhiswifesatforamomentinsilence。Thenshesaid:

  \"Andheletyougo?\"

  \"Yes,ofcourse,\"saidMr。Billings;\"hecouldnotholdmeaftersuchproofasthat,andLemuelranmeuptomyoffice,whereIchangedmyhatandtookoffthedress。Iknewitwaslate,andIdidnotknowwhattrainIcouldcatch,butImadehaste,and,onthewaydownintheelevator,IfeltinmypockettoseeifIhadmycommutationticket,whenmyhandstruckthepatentnursing-bottle。Myfirstimpulsewastodropitinthecar,butonsecondthoughtIdecidedtokeepit,forIknewthatwhenyousawitandheardthestoryyouwouldunderstandperfectlywhyIwasdetainedlastnight。\"

  \"Yes?\"saidMrs。Billingsquestioningly。\"But,mydear,allthatdoesnotaccountforthese。\"

  Asshesaidthatshedrewfromherworkbasketthethreeauburn-redcurls。

  \"Oh,those!\"saidMr。Billings,afteramomentaryhesitation。

  \"Iwasabouttotellyouaboutthose。\"

  \"Doso!\"saidMrs。Billingscoldly。\"Iamlistening。\"

  II。THETHREEAUBURN-REDCURLS

  WhenIwentdownintheelevator(saidMr。Billings)withthenursing-bottleinmypocket,Ihadnothoughtbuttogettothetrainassoonaspossible,forIsawbytheclockinmyofficethatIhadjusttimetocatchtheeleven-nineifIshouldnotbedelayed。Therefore,assoonasIwasoutsidethebuildingI

  startedtorun,butwhenIreachedthecornerandwasjustabouttosteponapassingstreet-carahandwaslaidonmyarm,andI

  turnedtoseewhowasseekingtodetainme。Itwasawomaninthemostpitiablerags,andonherarmshecarriedababysothinandpalethatIcouldscarcelybelieveitlived。

  Oneglanceatthechildshowedmethatitwasonthevergeofdeathbystarvation,andthiswasconfirmedbythemoansofthemother,whobeggedmeforhumanity’ssaketogivehermoneywithwhichtoprovidefoodforthechild,eventhoughIlether,herself,starve。Youknow,mydear,youneverallowmetogivemoneytostreetbeggars,andIrememberedthis,butatthesametimeIrememberedthepatentnursing-bottleIstillcarriedinmypocket。

  WithouthesitationIdrewthepatentnursing-bottlefrommypocketandtoldthemothertoallowtheinfanttohaveasufficientquantityofmilkitcontainedtosustainthechild’slifeuntilshecouldprocureotheralmsorotheraid。Withacryofjoythemothertookthenursing-bottleandpressedittothepoorbaby’slips,anditwaswithgreatpleasureIsawtherosycolourreturntothechild’scheeks。Thesadnessofdespairthathadshadowedthemother’sfacealsofled,andIcouldseethatalreadyshewaslookingonlifewithamoreoptimisticview。

  Iverilybelievethechildcouldhaveabsorbedtheentirecontentsofthebottle,butIhadimpresseduponthemotherthatshewastogivethechildonlysufficienttosustainlife,nottosufficeituntilitwasgrowntomanhoodorwomanhood,andwhenthebottlewashalf-emptiedthemotherreturnedittome。HowmuchtimeallthisoccupiedIdonotknow,butthechildtookthemilkwithextremeslowness。Imaysaythatittookthemilkdropbydrop。Agreatdealoftimemusthaveelapsed。

  Butwhenthemotherhadreturnedthepatentnursing-bottletomeandsawhowimpatientIwastobegone,shestillretainedherholduponmyarm。

  \"Sir,\"shesaid,\"youhaveundoubtedlysavedthelifeofmychild,andIonlyregretthatIcannotrepayyouforallitmeanstome。ButIcannot。Stay!\"shecried,whenIwasabouttopullmyarmaway。\"Hasyourwifeauburn-redhair?\"

  \"No,\"Isaid,\"shehasnot。herhairisamostbeautifulblack。\"

  \"Nomatter,\"saidthepoorwoman,puttingherhandtoherhead。

  \"Somedayshemaywishtochangethecolourofherhairtoauburn-red,whichiseasilydonewithalittlebleachandalittledye,andshouldshedosothesemaycomehandy;\"andwiththatsheslippedsomethingsoftandfluffyintomyhandandfledintothenight。WhenIlooked,Isawinmyhandtheverycurlsyouholdthere。Myfirstimpulsewastodroptheminthestreet,butIrememberedthatthepoorwomanhadnotgiventhemtome,buttoyou,andthatitwasmydutytobringthemhometoyou,soIslippedthemintomypocket。

  WhenMr。Billingshadendedthisrecitalofwhathadhappenedtohimhiswifesaid:

  \"Huh!\"

  Atthesametimeshetossedthecurlsintothegrate,wheretheyshrivelledup,burstintobluesmoke,andshortlydisappearedinashes。

  \"Thatisaverylikelystory,\"shesaid,\"butitdoesnotexplainhowthiscametobeinyourpocket。\"

  SayingthisshedrewfromherbasketthehandkerchiefandhandedittoMr。Billings。

  \"Hah!\"heexclaimed。Foramomentheturnedtherolled-uphandkerchiefoverandover,andthenhecautiouslyopenedit。Atthesightofthetwelveacornsheseemedsomewhatsurprised,andwhentheinitials\"T。M。C。\"onthecornerofthehandkerchiefcaughthiseyeheblushed。

  \"Youareblushing——youaredisturbed,\"saidMrs。Billingsseverely。

  \"Iam,\"saidMr。Billings,suddenlyrecoveringhimself;\"andnowonder。\"

  \"Andnowonder,indeed!\"saidMrsBillings。\"Perhaps,then,youcantellmehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchiefcametobeinyourpocket。\"

  \"Ican,\"saidMr。Billings,\"andIwill。\"

  \"Youhadbetter,\"saidMrs。Billings。

  III。THETWELVEACORNSANDTHELADY’SHANDKERCHIEF

  Youmayhavenoticed,mydear(saidMr。Billings),thattheinitialsonthathandkerchiefare\"T。M。C。,\"andIwishyoutokeepthatinmind,forithasagreatdealtodowiththisstory。

  Hadtheybeenanythingelsethathandkerchiefwouldnothavefounditswayintomypocket;andwhenyouseehowthoseacornsandthathandkerchief,andthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandtheauburn-redcurlsallcombinedtokeepmeoutofmyhomeuntiltheunearthlyhourofthreeA。M。,youwillforgettheunjustsuspicionswhichItoosadlyfearyounowholdagainstme,andyouwilladmitthatahalf-filledpatentnursing-bottle,atrioofcurls,alady’shandkerchiefandtwelveacornswerethemostnaturalthingsintheworldtofindinmypockets。

  WhenIhadleftthepoorwomanwithherno-longer-starvingbabyIhurriedlyglancedintoastorewindow,andbytheclocktheresawitwastwentyminutesofoneandthatIhadexactlytimetocatchtheoneo’clocktrain,whichisthelasttrainthatrunstoWestcote。Iglancedupanddownthestreet,butnotacarwasinsight,andIknewIcouldnotaffordtowaitlongifIwishedtocatchthattrain。Therewasbutonethingtodo,andthatwastotakeacab,and,asluckwouldhaveit,atthatmomentanautomobilecabcamerapidlyaroundthecorner。Iraisedmyvoiceandmyarm,andthedriversaworheardme,forhemadeaquickturninthestreetanddrewupatthecurbbesideme。Ihastilygavehimthedirections,jumpedinandslammedthedoorshut,andtheauto-cabimmediatelystartedforwardatwhatseemedtomeunsafespeed。

  Wehadnotgonefarwhensomethingintheforepartoftheautomobilebegantothumpinamostalarmingmanner,andthedriverslackenedhisspeed,drewuptothecurbandstopped。Heopenedthedoorandputhisheadin。

  \"Something’sgonewrong,\"hesaid,\"butdon’tyouworry。I’llhaveitfixedinnotime,andthenIcanputonmorespeedandI’llgetyouthereinjustthesametimeasifnothinghadhappened。\"

  WhenhesaidthisIwasperfectlysatisfied,forhewasanice-

  lookingman,andIlayback,forIwasquitetiredout,itwassolongpastmyusualbedtime;andthedriverwenttowork,doingthingsIcouldnotunderstandtotheforepartoftheautomobile,wherethemachineryis。Irememberthinkingthatthecushionsofthisautomobilewereunusuallysoft,andthenImusthavedozedoff,andwhenIopenedmyeyesIdidnotknowhowmuchtimehadelapsed,butthedriverwasstillatworkandIcouldhearhimswearing。Heseemedtobehavingagreatdealoftrouble,soI

  gotoutoftheautomobile,intendingtotellhimthatperhapsI

  hadbettertrytogetacar,afterall。Buthisactionswhenhesawmeweremostunexpected。Hewavedthewrenchheheldinhishand,andorderedmetogetbackintotheautomobile,andIdid。

  Isupposedhewasafraidhewouldlosehisfareandtip,butinafewminutesheopenedthedooragainandspoketome。

  \"Now,sport,\"hesaid,\"thereain’tnousethinkin’aboutgettin’thattrain,becauseit’sgone,andImayaswellsaynowthatyou’vegottocomewithme,unlessyouwantmetosmashyourheadin。Thefactis,thisain’tnopublicautomobile,andI

  hadn’tnorighttotakeyouforapassenger。ThisautomobilebelongstoaladyandI’mherhiredchauffeur,andshe’satabridge-whistpartyinahouseonFifthAvenue,andI’msupposedtobewaitingoutsidethathouse。One-fifteeno’clockwasthetimeshesaidshewouldbeout。ButIthoughtmaybeImightmakeadollarortwoformyselfinsteadofwaitingthereallthattime,andshewouldneverknowit。Andnowitisnearlytwoo’clock,andifIgobackaloneshewillberavingmad,andI’llgetmydischargeandnoreferences,andmypoorwifeandsixchildrenwillhavetostarve。SoyouwillhavetogowithmeandexplainhowitwasthatIwasn’tthereatone-fifteeno’clock。\"

  \"Myfriend,\"Isaid,\"Iamsorryforyou,butIdonotseehowitwouldhelpyou,shouldIrefusetogoandyoushould,asyousay,smashmyheadin。\"

  \"Don’tyouworrynoneaboutthat,\"hesaid。\"IfIsmashedyourheadin,asIcoulddoeasyenoughwiththiswrench,I’dtakewhatwasleftofyouupsomedarkstreet,andlayyouonthepavementandrunthemachineacrossyouonceortwice,andthentakeyoutoahospital,andthatwouldbeexcuseenough。You’dbeanother’KilledbyanAutomobile,’andI’dbetheherothatpickedyouupandtookyoutothehospital。\"

  \"Well,\"Isaid,\"underthecircumstancesIshallgowithyou,notbecauseyouthreatenme,butbecauseyourpoorwifeandsixchildrenarethreatenedwithstarvation。\"

  \"Good!\"hesaid。\"Andnowallyouhavetodoistothinkofwhattheexcuseyouwillgivemyladybosswillbe。\"

  Withthathelaybackagainstthecushionsandwaited。Heseemedtofeelthatthematterdidnotconcernhimanymore,andthattherestofitlaywithme。

  \"Goahead!\"Isaidtohim。\"IhavenoideawhatIshalltellyourmistress,butsinceIhavelostthelasttrainImusttrytocatchthetwoo’clocktrolleycartoWesteote,andIdonotwishtospendanymoretimethannecessaryonthisbusiness。Makeallthehastepossible,andaswegoIshallthinkwhatIwillsaywhenwegetthere。\"

  Thedrivergotoutandtookhisseatandstartedthecar。Iwasworried,indeed,mydear。Itriedtothinkofsomethingplausibletotelltheyoungman’semployer;somethingthatwouldhaveanairofself-proof,whensuddenlyIrememberedthehalf-fillednursing-bottleandthethreeauburn-redcurls。WhyshouldInottelltheladythatapoormother,whileproceedingdownFifthAvenuefromherscrub-womanjob,hadbeentakensuddenlyill,andthatI,beingnear,hadinsistedthatthisautomobilehelpmeconveythewomantoherhome,whichwefound,alas!tobeinthefarthestdistrictsofBrooklyn?ThenIwouldproducethethreeauburn-redcurlsandthehalf-fillednursing-bottleashavingbeenleftintheautomobilebythewoman,andthisproofwouldsuffice。

  IhadfullydecidedonthiswhentheautomobilestoppedinfrontofalargehouseinFifthAvenue,andIhadtimetotellthedriverthatIhadthoughtoftheproperthingtosay,butthatwasall,forthewaitingladycamedownthestepsingreatanger,andwasabouttobeginagoodscolding,whenshenoticedmesittinginherautomobile。

  Ifshehadbeenangrybeforeshewasnowfurious,andshewasthekindofyoungwomanwhocanbeextremelyfuriouswhenshetries。Ithinknothingintheworldcouldhavecalmedherhadshenotcaughtsightofmyfacebythelightoftwostronglampsonapassingautomobile。Shesawinmyfacewhatyouseetherenow,mydear——thebenevolent,fatherlyfaceofasettled-down,trustworthy,marriedmanofpastmiddleage——andasifbymagicherangerfledandsheburstintotears。

  \"Oh,sir!\"shecried,\"Idonotknowwhoyouare,norhowyouhappentobeinmycar,butatthismomentIamhomelessandfriendless。Iamaloneintheworld,andIneedadvice。Letmegetintothecarbesideyou——\"

  \"Miss,\"Isaid,\"Idonotliketodisobligeyou,butIcanneverallowmyselftobeinanautomobileatthistimeofnightwithastrangewoman,unchaperoned。\"

  Thesewordsseemedalmostmorethanshecouldbear,andmyheartwasfullofpity,but,justasIwasabouttospringfromtheautomobileandrushaway,IsawonthewalkthepoorwomantowhosebabyIhadgiventhehalfofthecontentsofthepatentnursing-bottle。Icalledherandmadehergetintotheautomobile,andthenIlettheyoungwomanenter。

  \"Now,\"Isaid,\"whereto?\"

  \"That,\"shesaid,\"iswhatIdonotknow。WhenIleftmyhomethiseveningIleftitforever,andIleftanoteoffarewelltomyfather,whichhemusthavereceivedandreadbythistime,andifIwentbackhewouldturnmefromthedoorinanger,forheisagentlemanoftheoldschool。\"

  WhenIheardthesewordsIwasstartled。\"Canitbe,\"Iasked,\"thatyouhaveabrotherhenry?\"

  \"Ihave,\"sheadmitted;\"HenryCorwinishisname。\"ThiswasthenameoftheyoungmanIhadhelpedthatveryeveningtomarryMadge。Itoldhertoproceed。

  \"Myfather,\"shesaid,\"hasbeeninsistingthatImarryamanI

  donotlove,andthingshavecometosuchapointthatImusteitheraccedeortakethingsintomyownhands。IagreedtoelopethiseveningwiththemanIlove,forhehadlongwishedmetoelopewithhim。Iwastomeethimoutsidehishouseatexactlyone-fifteeno’clock,andItoldhimthatifIwasnottherepromptlyhemightknowIhadchangedmymind。Whenthetimecameformetohastentohiminmyautomobile,whichwasthentohurryustoawaitingminister,myautomobilewasnothere。

  UnfortunatelyIdidnotknowmylover’saddress,forIhadleftitinthecardpocketinthisautomobile。Iknewnotwhattodo。

  AsthetimepassedandmyautomobiledidnotappearIknewthatmyloverhaddecidedthatIwasnotcoming,andhadgoneawayintohishouse。NowIcannotgohome,forIhavenohome。I

  cannotsolowermyprideastoringthebellofhishouseandsayIwishtobeforgivenandmarriedevenyet。WhatshallIdo?\"

  ForanswerIfeltinthecardpocketoftheautomobileanddrewouttheaddressofherlover,andwithouthesitationIgavetheaddresstothechauffeur。Inafewminuteswewerethere。Leavingtheyoungwomaninthecarwiththepoorwoman,Igotoutandsurveyedthehouse。Itwasunpromising。Evidentlyallthefamilybuttheyoungmanwereawayforthesummer,andthedoorsandwindowswereallboardedup。Therewasnotabelltoring。I

  poundedontheboardsthatcoveredthedoor,butitwasunavailing。Theyoungwomancalledtomethattheyoungmanlivedinthefrontroomofthetopmostfloor,andcouldnothearme,andIglancedupandsawthatonewindowaloneofallthoseinthehousewasnotboardedup。InstantlyIhoppedupontheseatbesidethedriverandsaid,\"CentralPark。\"

  WedashedupFifthAvenueandintotheParkatfullspeed,andwhenwewerewhatIconsideredfarenoughinIorderedhimtostop,andhurryingupalowbankIbegantogropeamongtheleavesoflastyearunderthetrees。Iwasright。InafewminutesIhadfilledmypocketswithacorns,wasbackinthecar,andwewerehurryingtowardthehouseofthelover,whenIsawstandingonacornerafigureIinstantlyrecognizedasLemuel,theelevatorboy,andatthesametimeIrememberedthatLemuelspenthisholidayspitchingforaballnine,HewasjustthemanIneeded,andIstoppedandmadehimgetintothecar。Inaminutemorewewerebeforethehouseagain,andIhandedLemuelafistfulofacorns。Hedrewbackandthrewthemwithallhisstrengthtowardtheupperwindow。

  Mydear,willyoubelieveit?Thoseacornswerewormy!Theywerelight。Theywouldnotcarrytothewindow,butscatteredlikebitsofchipswhentheyhadtravelledbuthalf-way。Iwasupset,butLemuelwasnot。HeorderedthechauffeurtodrivetolowerSixthAvenuewithallspeed,inorderthathemightgetabaseball。Withthishesaidhecouldhitanymark,andwehadstartedinthatdirectionwhen,passingarestaurantonBroadway,IsawemergeHenryandMadge。

  \"Betterfar,\"Isaidtomyself,\"putthisyoungwomaninchargeofherbrotherandhisnewwifethanleavehertoelopealone,\"

  andImadethechauffeurdrawupbesidethem。HastilyIexplainedthesituation,andwhereweweregoingatthatmoment,andHenryandMadgelaughedinunison。

  \"Madge,\"saidHenry,\"wehadnotroublemakingwormyacornstravelthroughtheair,hadwe?\"Andbothlaughedagain。AtthisImadethemgetintotheautomobile,andwhilewereturnedtothelover’shouseImadethemexplain。Itwasverysimple,andIhadjusttiedadozenacornstightlyinmyhandkerchief,makingaballtothrowatthewindow,whenthepoorwomanwiththebabynoticedthatthewindowwaspartlyopen。IaskedLemuelifhecouldthrowstraightenoughtothrowthehandkerchief-ballintothewindow,andhesaidhecould,andtookthehandkerchief,butabrighterideacametome,andIturnedtotheelopingyounglady。

  \"Letmehaveyourhandkerchief,ifithasyourinitialsonit,\"

  Isaid;\"forwhenheseesthatfallintohisroomhewillknowyouarehere。Hewillnotthinkyouareforward,comingtohimalone,forhewillknowyoucouldneverhavethrownthehandkerchief,evenifloadedwithacorns,tosuchaheight。Itwillbeyourmessagetohim。\"

  Atthis,whichIdopridemyselfwasasuggestionworthyofmyself,allweredelighted,andwhileImodestlytiedtwelveacornsinthehandkerchiefonwhichweretheinitials\"T。M。C。,\"

  alltheotherscheered。EventhewomanfromwhomIhadreceivedthethreeauburn-redcurlscheered,andthebabythatwashalf-

  filledoutofthepatentnursing-bottlecrowedwithjoy。Butthechauffeurhonkedhishonker。Lemueltookthehandkerchieffullofacornsinhishandanddrewbackhisfamousleftarm,whensuddenlyTheodoraMitchellCorwin——forthatwastheelopingyounglady’sname——shrieked,andlookingupwesawherloveratthewindow。Hegaveanansweringyellanddisappeared,andLemuellethisleftarmfallandhandedmethehandkerchief-ball。

  IntheexcitementIdroppeditintomypocket,anditwasnotuntilIwasonthecarforWestcotethatIdiscoveredit,andthen,notwishingtobeanylateringettinghome,IdidnotgobacktogiveittoTheodoraMitchellCorwin;infact,Ididnotknowwhereshehadelopedto。NorcouldIgiveittoMadgeorHenry,fortheyhadgoneontheirweddingjourneyassoonastheysawTheodoraandherloversafelyeloped。

  Ihadnorighttogiveittothepoorwomanwiththebaby,evenifshehadnotimmediatelydisappearedintoherworldofpoverty,anditcertainlydidnotbelongtoLemuel,norcouldIhavegivenittohim,forhetookthetendollarsthelovergavehimandstayedoutsolatethathewaslatetoworkthismorningandwasdischarged。HesaidhewasgoingbacktoTexas。SoIbroughtthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornshome,knowingyouwouldbeinterestedinhearingtheirstory。

  WhenMr。Billingshadthusfinishedhisrelationofthehappeningsofhislongevening,Mrs。Billingswasthoughtfulforaminute。Thenshesaid:

  \"ButRollin,whenIspoketoyouofthehandkerchiefandthetwelveacornsyoublushed,andsaidyouhadreasontoblush。I

  seenothinginthiskindactionyoudidtocauseablush。\"

  \"Iblushed,\"saidMr。Billings,\"tothinkofthelieIwasgoingtotellTheodoraMerrillCorwin——\"

  \"IthoughtyousaidhernamewasTheodoraMitchellCorwin,\"

  saidMrs。Billings。

  \"MitchellorMerill,\"saidMr。Billings。\"Icannotrememberexactlywhich。\"

  ForseveralminutesMrs。Billingswassilent。Occasionallyshewouldopenhermouthasiftoaskaquestion,buteachtimeshecloseditagainwithoutspeaking。Mr。Billingssatregardinghiswifewithwhat,inamanoflessclearconscience,mightbecalledanxiety。AtlengthMrs。Billingsputhersewingintohersewing-basketandarose。

  \"Rollin,\"shesaid,\"Ihaveenjoyedhearingyoutellyourexperiencesgreatly。Icansaybutonething:Neverinyourlifehaveyoudeceivedme。Andyouhavenotdeceivedmenow。\"

  ForhalfanhourafterthisMr。Billingssatalone,thinking。

  III

  OURFIRSTBURGLAR

  WhenournewsuburbanhousewascompletedItookSarahouttoseeit,andshelikeditallbutthestairs。

  \"Edgar,\"shesaid,whenshehadascendedtothesecondfloor,\"Idon’tknowwhetheritisimaginationornot,butitseemstomethatthesestairsarefunny,someway。Ican’tunderstandit。

  Theyarenotalongflight,andtheyarenotunusuallysteep,buttheyseemtobeunusuallywearying。Ineverknewashortflighttotiremeso,andIhaveclimbedmanyflightsinthesixyearswehavelivedinflats。\"

  \"Perhaps,Sarah,\"Isaid,withmilddissimulation,\"youareunusuallytiredto-day。\"

  ThefactwasthatIhadplannedthosestairsmyself,andforaparticularreasonIhadmadetheriseofeachstepthreeinchesmorethanthecustomaryheight,andinthiswayIhadsavedtwosteps。Ihadalsomadethetreadofthestepsunusuallynarrow;

  andthereasonwasthatIhadfound,fromlongexperience,thatstaircarpetwearsfirstonthetreadofthesteps,wherethefootfalls。Bymakingthestepstallenoughtosavetwo,andbymakingthetreadnarrow,Ireducedthewearonthecarpettoaminimum。Ibelieveineconomywhereitispossible。ForthesamereasonIhadthestairbanistersmadewide,withasaddle-liketoptothenewelpost,totemptmysonanddaughtertoslidedownstairs。Thelesstheyusedthestairsthelongerthecarpetwouldlast。

  IneedhardlysaythatSarahhasafearofburglars;mostwomenhave。Asformyself,Iprefernottomeetaburglar。Itisallverywelltogetupinthenightandprowlaboutwithapistolinonehand,seekingtoeliminatethelifeofaburglar,andsomemenmaylikeit;butIamofaveryexcitablenature,andIamsurethatifIdidfindaburglarandsucceededinshootinghim,IshouldbeinsuchanexcitedstatethatIcouldnotsleepagainthatnight——andnomancanaffordtolosehisnight’srest。

  Thereareotherobjectionstoshootingaburglarinthehouse,andtheseobjectionsapplywithdoubleforcewhenthehouseanditsfurnishingsareentirelynew。Althoughsomeoftherugsinourhousewerered,notallofthemwere;andIhadnoguaranteethatifIshotaburglarhewouldliedownonaredrugtobleedtodeath。Aburglardoesnotconsiderone’sfeelings,andwouldbequiteasapttobleedonagreenrug,andspoilit,asnot。

  Untilburglarizingisproperlyregulatedandburglarsareeducated,astheyshouldbe,intechnicalburglaryschools,wecannothopethatashotburglarwillstaunchhiswounduntilhecanfindaredrugtoliedownon。

  Andtherearestillotherobjectionstoshootingaburglar。Ifallburglarswerefat,oneofthesewouldberemoved;butperhapsathinburglarmightgetinfrontofmyrevolver,andinthatcasethebulletwouldbelikelytogorightthroughhimandcontinueonitsway,andperhapsbreakamirrororacut-glassdish。Iamathinmanmyself,andifaburglarshotatmehemightdamagethingsinthesameway。

  Ithoughtallthesethingsoverwhenwedecidedtobuildinthesuburbs,forSarahisverynervousaboutburglars,andmakesmegetupattheslightestnoiseandgopokingabout。Onlythefactthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflatatnighthadpreventedwhatmighthavebeenaseriousaccidenttoaburglar,forImadeitarule,whenSarahwakenedmeonsuchoccasions,towastenotime,buttogothroughtheroomsashastilyaspossibleandgetbacktobed;andatthespeedItravelledImighthavebumpedintoaburglarinthedarkandknockedhimover,andhisheadmighthavestrucksomehardobject,causingconcussionofthebrain;andasaburglarhasasmallbrainasmallamountofconcussionmighthaveruineditentirely。ButasIamaslightmanitmighthavebeenmybrainthatgotconcussed。Afatherofafamilyhastothinkofthesethings。

  ThenervousnessofSarahregardingburglarshadledmeinthiswaytostudythesubjectcarefully,andmyadoptionofjet-blackpajamasasnightwearwasnotduetocowardiceonmypart。I

  properlyreasonedthatifaburglartriedtoshootmewhileIwasrushingaroundthehouseafterhiminthedarkness,asuitofblackpajamaswouldsomewhatspoilhisaim,and,notbeingabletoseeme,hewouldnotshootatall。InthiswayIshouldsaveSarahthenerveshockthatwouldfollowtheexplosionofapistolinthehouse。ForSarahwasverymuchmoreafraidofpistolsthanofburglars。IamsuretherewereonlytworeasonswhyIhadneverkilledaburglarwithapistol:onewasthatnoburglarhadeverenteredourflat,andtheotherwasthatIneverhadapistol。

  ButIknewthatoneismuchlessprotectedinasuburbthanintown,andwhenIdecidedtobuildIstudiedtheburglarprotectionmattermostcarefully。IsaidnothingtoSarahaboutit,forfearitwouldupsethernerves,butformonthsI

  consideredeverymethodthatseemedtohaveanymerit,andthatwouldavoidgettingaburglar’sblood——ormine——spatteredaroundonournewfurnishings。IdesiredsomemethodbywhichIcouldfinishupaburglarproperlywithouthavingtoleavemybed,foralthoughSarahisbraveenoughinsendingmeoutofbedtocatchaburglar,IknewshemustsufferseverenervestrainduringthetimeIwaswanderingaboutinthedark。Herobjectiontoexplosiveshadalsotobeconsidered,andIreallyhadtoexercisemybrainmorethancommonbeforeIhituponwhatImaynowconsidertheonlyperfectmethodofhandlingburglars。

  Severalthingscoincidedtosuggestmymethod。OneofthesewasSarah’sfoolishnotionthatoursilvermust,everynight,bebroughtfromthedining-roomanddepositedunderourbed。ThisI

  consideredamostfoolhardytemptingoffate。Itcoaxedanyburglarwhoordinarilywouldhavequietlytakenthesilverfromthedining-roomandhavethengoneawaypeacefully,toenterourroom。TheknowledgethatIlayinbedreadyatanytimetospringoutuponhimwouldmakehimpreparehisrevolver,andhisnervousnessmightmakehimshootme,whichwouldquiteupsetSarah’snerves。ItoldSarahso,butshehadahereditaryinstinctforbringingthesilvertothebedroom,andinsisted。I

  sawthatinthesuburbanhousethis,wouldbecontinuedas\"bringingthesilverupstairs,\"andatrialofmycarpet-savingstairssuggestedtomemyburglar-defeatingplan。Ihadtheapparatusbuiltintothehouse,andIhadthehouseplannedtoagreewiththeapparatus。

  ForseveralmonthsafterwemovedintothehouseIhadnoburglars,butIfeltnofearoftheminanyevent。Iwaspreparedforthem。

  InordernottomakeSarahnervous,Iexplainedtoherthatmyinventionofasilver-elevatorwasmerelyatime-savingdevice。

  Fromthetopofthedining-roomsideboardIranuprighttracksthroughtheceilingtothebackofthehallabove,andintheseI

  placedaglasscase,whichcouldberunupanddownthetrackslikeadumbwaiter。Allourservanthadtodowhenshehadwashedthesilverwastoputitintheglasscase,andIhadattachedtothetopofthecaseastoutsteelcablewhichrantotheceilingofthehallabove,overapulley,andsotoourbedroom,whichwasatthefrontofthehallupstairs。BythismeansIcould,whenIwasinbed,pullthecable,andtheglasscaseofsilverwouldrisetothesecondfloor。Ourbedroomdooropeneduponthehall,andfromthebedIcouldseetheglasscase;butinorderthatImightbesurethatthesilverwasthereIputasmallelectriclightinthecaseandkeptitburningallnight。Sarahwasdelightedwiththisarrangement,forinthemorningallIhadtodowastopayoutthesteelcableandthesilverwoulddescendtothedining-room,andthemaidcouldhavethetableallsetbythetimebreakfastwasready。NotoncedidSarahhaveasuspicionthatallthiswasnotmerelyahouseholdeconomy,butmyburglartrap。

  OnthesixthofAugust,attwoo’clockinthemorning,Sarahawakenedme,andIimmediatelysatstraightupinbed。Therewasanundoubtablenoiseofsawing,andIknewatoncethataburglarwasenteringourhome。Sarahwastrembling,andIknewshewasgettingnervous,butIorderedhertoremaincalm。

  \"Sarah,\"Isaid,inawhisper,\"becalm!Thereisnottheleastdanger。Ihavebeenexpectingthisforsometime,andIonlyhopetheburglarhasnodependentfamilyorpooroldmothertosupport。Whateverhappens,becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。\"

  WiththatIreleasedthesteelcablefromtheheadofmybedandlettheglasscasefullofsilverslidenoiselesslytothesideboard。

  \"Edgar!\"whisperedSarahinagonizedtones,\"areyougivinghimoursilver?\"

  \"Sarah!\"Iwhisperedsternly,\"rememberwhatIhavejustsaid。

  Becalmandkeepperfectlyquiet。\"AndIwouldsaynomore。

  InaveryshorttimeIheardthewindowbelowusopensoftly,andIknewtheburglarwasenteringtheparlourfromthesideporch。Icountedtwenty,whichIhadfiguredwouldbethetimerequiredforhimtoreachthedining-room,andthen,whenIwassurehemusthaveseenthesilvershiningintheglasscase,I

  slowlypulledonthesteelcableandraisedcaseandsilvertothehallabove。Sarahbegantowhispertome,butIsilencedher。

  WhatIhadexpectedhappened。Theburglar,seeingthesilverrisethroughtheceiling,leftthedining-roomandwentintothehall。There,fromthefootofthestairs,hecouldseethecaseglowinginthehallabove,andwithouthesitationhemountedthestairs。AshereachedthetopIhadagoodviewofhim,forhewassilhouettedagainstthelightthatglowedfromthesilvercase。Hewasamostbrutallookingfellowoftheprize-fightingtype,butIalmostlaughedaloudwhenIsawhisbuild。Hewasshortandchunky。Ashesteppedforwardtograspthesilvercase,Iletthesteelcablerunthroughmyfingers,andthecaseanditspreciouscontentsslidnoiselesslydowntothedining-room。

  Foronlyoneinstanttheburglarseemeddisconcerted,thenheturnedandrandownstairsagain。

  ThistimeIdidnotwaitsolongtodrawupthesilver。I

  hardlygavehimtimetoreachthedining-roomdoorbeforeI

  jerkedthecable,andthecasewasglowingintheupperhall。Theburglarimmediatelystopped,turned,andmountedthestairs,butjustashereachedthetopIletthesilverslidedownagain,andhehadtoturnanddescend。HardlyhadhereachedthebottomstepbeforeIhadthesilveroncemoreintheupperhall。

  Theburglarwasagrittyfellowandwasnottobesoeasilydefeated。WithsomewordwhichIcouldnotcatch,butwhichI

  havenodoubtwasprofane,oratleastvulgar,hedashedupthestairs,andjustashishandtouchedthecaseIletthesilverdroptothedining-room。IsmiledasIsawhisnextmove。Hecarefullyremovedhiscoatandvest,rolleduphissleeves,andtookoffhiscollar。Thisevidentlymeantthatheintendedtogetthesilverifittookthewholenight,andnothingcouldhavepleasedmemore。Ilayinmycomfortablebedfairlyshakingwithsuppressedlaughter,andhadtostuffacornerofapillowinmymouthtosmotherthesoundofmymirth。Ididnotallowtheleastpityfortheunfortunatefellowtoweakenmynerve。

  Alow,longscreechfromthehalltoldmethatIhadamanofuncommonbraintocontendwith,forIknewthesoundcamefromhishandsdrawingalongthebanister,andthattohusbandhisstrengthandtosavetime,hewasslidingdown。Butthisdidnotdisconcertme。Itpleasedme。Thequickerhewentdown,theoftenerhewouldhavetowalkup。

  ForhalfanhourIplayedwithhim,givinghimjusttimetogetdowntothefootofthestairsbeforeIraisedthesilver,andjusttimetoreachthetopbeforeIloweredit,andthenIgrewtiredofthesport——foritwasnothingelsetome——anddecidedtofinishhimoff。Iwasgettingsleepy,butitwasevidentthattheburglarwasnot,andIwasalittleafraidImightfallasleepandthusdefeatmyself。Theburglarhadthatadvantagebecausehewasusedtonightwork。SoIquickenedmymovementsalittle。

  WhentheburglarsliddownIgavehimjusttimetoseethesilverrisethroughtheceiling,andwhenheclimbedthestairsIonlyallowedhimtoseeitdescendthroughthefloor。InthiswayI

  madehimdoublehispace,andasIquickenedmymovementsIsoonhadhimdashingupthestairsandslidingdownagainasifforawager。Ididnotgivehimamomentforrest,andhewassoonpantingterriblyandbeginningtostumble;butwithalmostsuperhumannervehekeptupthechase。Hewasanunusuallytoughburglar。

  ButquickashewasIwasalwaysquicker,andaglimpseoftheglowingcasewasallIlethimhaveateitherendofhisclimborslide。Nosoonerwashedownthanitwasup,andnosoonerwasthecaseupthanhewasupafterit。InthiswayIkeptincreasinghisspeeduntilitwassomethingterrific,andthewholehouseshook,likeanautomobilewithaverypowerfulmotor。

  Butstillhisspeedincreased。IsawthenthatIhadbroughthimtotheplaceIhadpreparedfor,wherehehadbutoneobjectinlife,andthatwastobeatthecaseupordownstairs;andasI

  wasnowsosleepyIcouldhardlykeepmyeyesopen,IdidwhatI

  hadintendedtodofromthefirst。Iloweredthecaseuntilitwasexactlybetweentheceilingofthedining-roomandthefloorofthehallabove——andturnedouttheelectriclight。Ithentiedthesteelcablesecurelytotheheadofmybed,turnedover,andwenttosleep,lulledbytheshakingofthehouseastheburglardashedupanddownthestairs。

  JusthowlongthiscontinuedIdonotknow,formysleepwasdeepanddreamless,butIshouldjudgethattheburglarranhimselftodeathsometimebetweenhalf-pastthreeandaquarterafterfour。SogreathadbeenhiseffortsthatwhenIwenttoremovehimIdidnotrecognizehimatall。WhenIhadseenhimlastintheglowoftheglasssilvercasehehadbeenastout,chunkyfellow,andnowhisremainswerethoseofanemaciatedman。Hemusthaverunoffonehundredandtwentypoundsoffleshbeforehegaveout。

  Onlyonethingcloudedmytriumph。Oursilverconsistedofbuthalfadozeneachofknives,forks,andspoons,abutterknife,andasugarspoon,allplated,andworthprobablyfivedollars,andtosavethisIhadmadetheburglarweartoragsaWiltonstaircarpetworthtwenty-ninedollars。ButIhavenowcorrectedthis。Ihaveboughtfiftydollarsworthofsilver。

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