\"Don’tworry,dear,\"Dorothyexclaimed,\"I’llholdyouinmyarms,andtakeyouwithme。\"
\"Takeus,too!\"criedtheninetinypiglets,allinonebreath。
\"PerhapsIcan,\"answeredDorothy。\"I’lltry。\"
\"Couldn’tyoumanagetoholdmeinyourarms?\"askedthecab-horse。
Dorothylaughed。
\"I’lldobetterthanthat,\"shepromised,\"forIcaneasilysaveyouall,onceIammyselfintheLandofOz。\"
\"How?\"theyasked。
\"ByusingtheMagicBelt。AllIneeddoistowishyouwithme,andthereyou’llbe——safeintheroyalpalace!\"
\"Good!\"criedZeb。
\"Ibuiltthatpalace,andtheEmeraldCity,too,\"remarkedtheWizard,inathoughtfultone,\"andI’dliketoseethemagain,forIwasveryhappyamongtheMunchkinsandWinkiesandQuadlingsandGillikins。\"
\"Whoarethey?\"askedtheboy。
\"ThefournationsthatinhabittheLandofOz,\"wasthereply。\"I
wonderiftheywouldtreatmenicelyifIwentthereagain。\"
\"Ofcoursetheywould!\"declaredDorothy。\"TheyarestillproudoftheirformerWizard,andoftenspeakofyoukindly。\"
\"DoyouhappentoknowwhateverbecameoftheTinWoodmanandtheScarecrow?\"heenquired。
\"TheyliveinOzyet,\"saidthegirl,\"andareveryimportantpeople。\"
\"AndtheCowardlyLion?\"
\"Oh,helivestheretoo,withhisfriendtheHungryTiger;andBillinaisthere,becauseshelikedtheplacebetterthanKansas,andwouldn’tgowithmetoAustralia。\"
\"I’mafraidIdon’tknowtheHungryTigerandBillina,\"saidtheWizard,shakinghishead。\"IsBillinaagirl?\"
\"No;she’sayellowhen,andagreatfriendofmine。You’resuretolikeBillina,whenyouknowher,\"assertedDorothy。
\"Yourfriendssoundlikeamenagerie,\"remarkedZeb,uneasily。
\"Couldn’tyouwishmeinsomesaferplacethanOz。\"
\"Don’tworry,\"repliedthegirl。\"You’lljustlovethefolksinOz,whenyougetacquainted。Whattimeisit,Mr。Wizard?\"
Thelittlemanlookedathiswatch——abigsilveronethathecarriedinhisvestpocket。
\"Half-pastthree,\"hesaid。
\"Thenwemustwaitforhalfanhour,\"shecontinued;\"butitwon’ttakelong,afterthat,tocarryusalltotheEmeraldCity。\"
Theysatsilentlythinkingforatime。ThenJimsuddenlyasked:
\"ArethereanyhorsesinOz?\"
\"Onlyone,\"repliedDorothy,\"andhe’sasawhorse。\"
\"Awhat?\"
\"Asawhorse。PrincessOzmaoncebroughthimtolifewithawitch-powder,whenshewasaboy。\"
\"WasOzmaonceaboy?\"askedZeb,wonderingly。
\"Yes;awickedwitchenchantedher,soshecouldnotruleherkingdom。
Butshe’sagirlnow,andthesweetest,loveliestgirlinalltheworld。\"
\"Asawhorseisathingtheysawboardson,\"remarkedJim,withasniff。
\"Itiswhenit’snotalive,\"acknowledgedthegirl。\"Butthissawhorsecantrotasfastasyoucan,Jim;andhe’sverywise,too。\"
\"Pah!I’llracethemiserablewoodendonkeyanydayintheweek!\"
criedthecab-horse。
Dorothydidnotreplytothat。ShefeltthatJimwouldknowmoreabouttheSaw-Horselateron。
Thetimedraggedwearilyenoughtotheeagerwatchers,butfinallytheWizardannouncedthatfouro’clockhadarrived,andDorothycaughtupthekittenandbegantomakethesignalthathadbeenagreedupontothefar-awayinvisibleOzma。
\"Nothingseemstohappen,\"saidZeb,doubtfully。
\"Oh,wemustgiveOzmatimetoputontheMagicBelt,\"repliedthegirl。
Shehadscarcelyspokenthewordsthenshesuddenlydisappearedfromthecave,andwithherwentthekitten。Therehadbeennosoundofanykindandnowarning。OnemomentDorothysatbesidethemwiththekitteninherlap,andamomentlaterthehorse,thepiglets,theWizardandtheboywereallthatremainedintheundergroundprison。
\"Ibelievewewillsoonfollowher,\"announcedtheWizard,inatoneofgreatrelief;\"forIknowsomethingaboutthemagicofthefairylandthatiscalledtheLandofOz。Letusbeready,forwemaybesentforanyminute。\"
HeputthepigletssafelyawayinhispocketagainandthenheandZebgotintothebuggyandsatexpectantlyupontheseat。
\"Willithurt?\"askedtheboy,inavoicethattrembledalittle。
\"Notatall,\"repliedtheWizard。\"Itwillallhappenasquickasawink。\"
Andthatwasthewayitdidhappen。
Thecab-horsegaveanervousstartandZebbegantorubhiseyestomakesurehewasnotasleep。Fortheywereinthestreetsofabeautifulemerald-greencity,bathedinagratefulgreenlightthatwasespeciallypleasingtotheireyes,andsurroundedbymerryfacedpeopleingorgeousgreen-and-goldcostumesofmanyextraordinarydesigns。
Beforethemwerethejewel-studdedgatesofamagnificentpalace,andnowthegatesopenedslowlyasifinvitingthemtoenterthecourtyard,wheresplendidflowerswerebloomingandprettyfountainsshottheirsilveryspraysintotheair。
Zebshookthereinstorousethecab-horsefromhisstuporofamazement,forthepeoplewerebeginningtogatheraroundandstareatthestrangers。
\"Gid-dap!\"criedtheboy,andatthewordJimslowlytrottedintothecourtyardanddrewthebuggyalongthejewelleddrivewaytothegreatentranceoftheroyalpalace。
15。OldFriendsareReunitedManyservantsdressedinhandsomeuniformsstoodreadytowelcomethenewarrivals,andwhentheWizardgotoutofthebuggyaprettygirlinagreengowncriedoutinsurprise:
\"Why,it’sOz,theWonderfulWizard,comebackagain!\"
Thelittlemanlookedathercloselyandthentookboththemaiden’shandsinhisandshookthemcordially。
\"Onmyword,\"heexclaimed,\"it’slittleJelliaJamb——aspertandprettyasever!\"
\"Whynot,Mr。Wizard?\"askedJellia,bowinglow。\"ButI’mafraidyoucannotruletheEmeraldCity,asyouusedto,becausewenowhaveabeautifulPrincesswhomeveryonelovesdearly。\"
\"Andthepeoplewillnotwillinglypartwithher,\"addedatallsoldierinaCaptain-General’suniform。
TheWizardturnedtolookathim。
\"Didyounotweargreenwhiskersatonetime?\"heasked。
\"Yes,\"saidthesoldier;\"butIshavedthemofflongago,andsincethenIhaverisenfromaprivatetobetheChiefGeneraloftheRoyalArmies。\"
\"That’snice,\"saidthelittleman。\"ButIassureyou,mygoodpeople,thatIdonotwishtoruletheEmeraldCity,\"headded,earnestly。
\"Inthatcaseyouareverywelcome!\"criedalltheservants,anditpleasedtheWizardtonotetherespectwithwhichtheroyalretainersbowedbeforehim。HisfamehadnotbeenforgottenintheLandofOz,byanymeans。
\"WhereisDorothy?\"enquiredZeb,anxiously,asheleftthebuggyandstoodbesidehisfriendthelittleWizard。
\"SheiswiththePrincessOzma,intheprivateroomsofthepalace,\"
repliedJelliaJamb。\"Butshehasorderedmetomakeyouwelcomeandtoshowyoutoyourapartments。\"
Theboylookedaroundhimwithwonderingeyes。Suchmagnificenceandwealthaswasdisplayedinthispalacewasmorethanhehadeverdreamedof,andhecouldscarcelybelievethatallthegorgeousglitterwasrealandnottinsel。
\"What’stobecomeofme?\"askedthehorse,uneasily。Hehadseenconsiderableoflifeinthecitiesinhisyoungerdays,andknewthatthisregalpalacewasnoplaceforhim。
ItperplexedevenJelliaJamb,foratime,toknowwhattodowiththeanimal。Thegreenmaidenwasmuchastonishedatthesightofsounusualacreature,forhorseswereunknowninthisLand;butthosewholivedintheEmeraldCitywereapttobeastonishedbyqueersights,soafterinspectingthecab-horseandnotingthemildlookinhisbigeyesthegirldecidednottobeafraidofhim。
\"Therearenostableshere,\"saidtheWizard,\"unlesssomehavebeenbuiltsinceIwentaway。\"
\"Wehaveneverneededthembefore,\"answeredJellia;\"fortheSawhorselivesinaroomofthepalace,beingmuchsmallerandmorenaturalinappearancethanthisgreatbeastyouhavebroughtwithyou。\"
\"DoyoumeanthatI’mafreak?\"askedJim,angrily。
\"Oh,no,\"shehastenedtosay,\"theremaybemanymorelikeyouintheplaceyoucamefrom,butinOzanyhorsebutaSawhorseisunusual。\"
ThismollifiedJimalittle,andaftersomethoughtthegreenmaidendecidedtogivethecab-horsearoominthepalace,suchabigbuildinghavingmanyroomsthatwereseldominuse。
SoZebunharnessedJim,andseveraloftheservantsthenledthehorsearoundtotherear,wheretheyselectedanicelargeapartmentthathecouldhavealltohimself。
ThenJelliasaidtotheWizard:
\"Yourownroom——whichwasbackofthegreatThroneRoom——hasbeenvacanteversinceyouleftus。Wouldyoulikeitagain?\"
\"Yes,indeed!\"returnedthelittleman。\"Itwillseemlikebeingathomeagain,forIlivedinthatroomformany,manyyears。\"
Heknewthewaytoit,andaservantfollowedhim,carryinghissatchel。Zebwasalsoescortedtoaroom——sograndandbeautifulthathealmostfearedtositinthechairsorlieuponthebed,lesthemightdimtheirsplendor。Intheclosetshediscoveredmanyfancycostumesofrichvelvetsandbrocades,andoneoftheattendantstoldhimtodresshimselfinanyoftheclothesthatpleasedhimandtobepreparedtodinewiththePrincessandDorothyinanhour’stime。
Openingfromthechamberwasafinebathroomhavingamarbletubwithperfumedwater;sotheboy,stilldazedbythenoveltyofhissurroundings,indulgedinagoodbathandthenselectedamaroonvelvetcostumewithsilverbuttonstoreplacehisownsoiledandmuchwornclothing。Thereweresilkstockingsandsoftleatherslipperswithdiamondbucklestoaccompanyhisnewcostume,andwhenhewasfullydressedZeblookedmuchmoredignifiedandimposingthaneverbeforeinhislife。
HewasallreadywhenanattendantcametoescorthimtothepresenceofthePrincess;hefollowedbashfullyandwasusheredintoaroommoredaintyandattractivethanitwassplendid。HerehefoundDorothyseatedbesideayounggirlsomarvelouslybeautifulthattheboystoppedsuddenlywithagaspofadmiration。
ButDorothysprangupandrantoseizeherfriend’shanddrawinghimimpulsivelytowardthelovelyPrincess,whosmiledmostgraciouslyuponherguest。ThentheWizardentered,andhispresencerelievedtheboy’sembarrassment。Thelittlemanwasclothedinblackvelvet,withmanysparklingemeraldornamentsdecoratinghisbreast;
buthisbaldheadandwrinkledfeaturesmadehimappearmoreamusingthanimpressive。
OzmahadbeenquitecurioustomeetthefamousmanwhohadbuilttheEmeraldCityandunitedtheMunchkins,Gillikins,QuadlingsandWinkiesintoonepeople;sowhentheywereallfourseatedatthedinnertablethePrincesssaid:
\"Pleasetellme,Mr。Wizard,whetheryoucalledyourselfOzafterthisgreatcountry,orwhetheryoubelievemycountryiscalledOzafteryou。ItisamatterthatIhavelongwishedtoenquireabout,becauseyouareofastrangeraceandmyownnameisOzma。No,one,Iamsure,isbetterabletoexplainthismysterythanyou。\"
\"Thatistrue,\"answeredthelittleWizard;\"thereforeitwillgivemepleasuretoexplainmyconnectionwithyourcountry。Inthefirstplace,ImusttellyouthatIwasborninOmaha,andmyfather,whowasapolitician,namedmeOscarZoroasterPhadrigIsaacNormanHenkleEmmannuelAmbroiseDiggs,Diggsbeingthelastnamebecausehecouldthinkofnomoretogobeforeit。Takenaltogether,itwasadreadfullylongnametoweighdownapoorinnocentchild,andoneofthehardestlessonsIeverlearnedwastoremembermyownname。WhenIgrewupIjustcalledmyselfO。Z。,becausetheotherinitialswereP-I-N-H-E-A-D;andthatspelled’pinhead,’whichwasareflectiononmyintelligence。\"
\"Surelynoonecouldblameyouforcuttingyournameshort,\"saidOzma,sympathetically。\"Butdidn’tyoucutitalmosttooshort?\"
\"Perhapsso,\"repliedtheWizard。\"WhenayoungmanIranawayfromhomeandjoinedacircus。IusedtocallmyselfaWizard,anddotricksofventriloquism。\"
\"Whatdoesthatmean?\"askedthePrincess。
\"ThrowingmyvoiceintoanyobjectIpleased,tomakeitappearthattheobjectwasspeakinginsteadofme。AlsoIbegantomakeballoonascensions。OnmyballoonandonalltheotherarticlesIusedinthecircusIpaintedthetwoinitials:’O。Z。’,toshowthatthosethingsbelongedtome。
\"Onedaymyballoonranawaywithmeandbroughtmeacrossthedesertstothisbeautifulcountry。Whenthepeoplesawmecomefromtheskytheynaturallythoughtmesomesuperiorcreature,andboweddownbeforeme。ItoldthemIwasaWizard,andshowedthemsomeeasytricksthatamazedthem;andwhentheysawtheinitialspaintedontheballoontheycalledmeOz。\"
\"NowIbegintounderstand,\"saidthePrincess,smiling。
\"Atthattime,\"continuedtheWizard,busilyeatinghissoupwhiletalking,\"therewerefourseparatecountriesinthisLand,eachoneofthefourbeingruledbyaWitch。ButthepeoplethoughtmypowerwasgreaterthanthatoftheWitches;andperhapstheWitchesthoughtsotoo,fortheyneverdaredopposeme。IorderedtheEmeraldCitytobebuiltjustwherethefourcountriescorneredtogether,andwhenitwascompletedIannouncedmyselftheRuleroftheLandofOz,whichincludedallthefourcountriesoftheMunchkins,theGillikins,theWinkiesandtheQuadlings。OverthisLandIruledinpeaceformanyyears,untilIgrewoldandlongedtoseemynativecityonceagain。
SowhenDorothywasfirstblowntothisplacebyacycloneIarrangedtogoawaywithherinaballoon;buttheballoonescapedtoosoonandcarriedmebackalone。AftermanyadventuresIreachedOmaha,onlytofindthatallmyoldfriendsweredeadorhadmovedaway。So,havingnothingelsetodo,Ijoinedacircusagain,andmademyballoonascensionsuntiltheearthquakecaughtme。\"
\"Thatisquiteahistory,\"saidOzma;\"butthereisalittlemorehistoryabouttheLandofOzthatyoudonotseemtounderstand——perhapsforthereasonthatnooneevertoldityou。ManyyearsbeforeyoucameherethisLandwasunitedunderoneRuler,asitisnow,andtheRuler’snamewasalways’Oz,’whichmeansinourlanguage’GreatandGood’;or,iftheRulerhappenedtobeawoman,hernamewasalways’Ozma。’ButonceuponatimefourWitchesleaguedtogethertodeposethekingandrulethefourpartsofthekingdomthemselves;sowhentheRuler,mygrandfather,washuntingoneday,oneWickedWitchnamedMombistolehimandcarriedhimaway,keepinghimacloseprisoner。ThentheWitchesdividedupthekingdom,andruledthefourpartsofituntilyoucamehere。Thatwaswhythepeopleweresogladtoseeyou,andwhytheythoughtfromyourinitialsthatyouweretheirrightfulruler。\"
\"But,atthattime,\"saidtheWizard,thoughtfully,\"thereweretwoGoodWitchesandtwoWickedWitchesrulingintheland。\"
\"Yes,\"repliedOzma,\"becauseagoodWitchhadconqueredMombiintheNorthandGlindatheGoodhadconqueredtheevilWitchintheSouth。
ButMombiwasstillmygrandfather’sjailor,andafterwardmyfather’sjailor。WhenIwasbornshetransformedmeintoaboy,hopingthatnoonewouldeverrecognizemeandknowthatIwastherightfulPrincessoftheLandofOz。ButIescapedfromherandamnowtheRulerofmypeople。\"
\"Iamverygladofthat,\"saidtheWizard,\"andhopeyouwillconsidermeoneofyourmostfaithfulanddevotedsubjects。\"
\"WeoweagreatdealtotheWonderfulWizard,\"continuedthePrincess,\"foritwasyouwhobuiltthissplendidEmeraldCity。\"
\"Yourpeoplebuiltit,\"heanswered。\"Ionlybossedthejob,aswesayinOmaha。\"
\"Butyouruleditwiselyandwellformanyyears,\"saidshe,\"andmadethepeopleproudofyourmagicalart。So,asyouarenowtoooldtowanderabroadandworkinacircus,Iofferyouahomehereaslongasyoulive。YoushallbetheOfficialWizardofmykingdom,andbetreatedwitheveryrespectandconsideration。\"
\"Iacceptyourkindofferwithgratitude,graciousPrincess,\"thelittlemansaid,inasoftvoice,andtheycouldallseethattear-dropswerestandinginhiskeenoldeyes。Itmeantagooddealtohimtosecureahomelikethis。
\"He’sonlyahumbugWizard,though,\"saidDorothy,smilingathim。
\"AndthatisthesafestkindofaWizardtohave,\"repliedOzma,promptly。
\"Ozcandosomegoodtricks,humbugornohumbug,\"announcedZeb,whowasnowfeelingmoreatease。
\"Heshallamuseuswithhistrickstomorrow,\"saidthePrincess。\"I
havesentmessengerstosummonallofDorothy’soldfriendstomeetherandgiveherwelcome,andtheyoughttoarriveverysoon,now。\"
Indeed,thedinnerwasnosoonerfinishedthaninrushedtheScarecrow,tohugDorothyinhispaddedarmsandtellherhowgladhewastoseeheragain。TheWizardwasalsomostheartilywelcomedbythestrawman,whowasanimportantpersonageintheLandofOz。
\"Howareyourbrains?\"enquiredthelittlehumbug,ashegraspedthesoft,stuffedhandsofhisoldfriend。
\"Workingfinely,\"answeredtheScarecrow。\"I’mverycertain,Oz,thatyougavemethebestbrainsintheworld,forIcanthinkwiththemdayandnight,whenallotherbrainsarefastasleep。\"
\"HowlongdidyouruletheEmeraldCity,afterIlefthere?\"wasthenextquestion。
\"Quiteawhile,untilIwasconqueredbyagirlnamedGeneralJinjur。
ButOzmasoonconqueredher,withthehelpofGlindatheGood,andafterthatIwenttolivewithNickChopper,theTinWoodman。\"
Justthenaloudcacklingwasheardoutside;and,whenaservantthrewopenthedoorwithalowbow,ayellowhenstruttedin。Dorothysprangforwardandcaughtthefluffyfowlinherarms,utteringatthesametimeagladcry。
\"Oh,Billina!\"shesaid;\"howfatandsleekyou’vegrown。\"
\"Whyshouldn’tI?\"askedthehen,inasharp,clearvoice。\"Iliveonthefatoftheland——don’tI,Ozma?\"
\"Youhaveeverythingyouwishfor,\"saidthePrincess。
AroundBillina’sneckwasastringofbeautifulpearls,andonherlegswerebraceletsofemeralds。ShenestledherselfcomfortablyinDorothy’slapuntilthekittengaveasnarlofjealousangerandleapedupwithasharpclawfiercelybaredtostrikeBillinaablow。
Butthelittlegirlgavetheangrykittensuchaseverecuffthatitjumpeddownagainwithoutdaringtoscratch。
\"Howhorridofyou,Eureka!\"criedDorothy。\"Isthatthewaytotreatmyfriends?\"
\"Youhavequeerfriends,seemstome,\"repliedthekitten,inasurlytone。
\"Seemstomethesameway,\"saidBillina,scornfully,\"ifthatbeastlycatisoneofthem。\"
\"Lookhere!\"saidDorothy,sternly。\"Iwon’thaveanyquarrellingintheLandofOz,Icantellyou!Everybodylivesinpeacehere,andloveseverybodyelse;andunlessyoutwo,BillinaandEureka,makeupandbefriends,I’lltakemyMagicBeltandwishyoubothhomeagain,IMMEJITLY。So,there!\"
Theywerebothmuchfrightenedatthethreat,andpromisedmeeklytobegood。Butitwasnevernoticedthattheybecameverywarmfriends,forallofthat。
AndnowtheTinWoodmanarrived,hisbodymostbeautifullynickle-plated,sothatitshonesplendidlyinthebrilliantlightoftheroom。TheTinWoodmanlovedDorothymosttenderly,andwelcomedwithjoythereturnofthelittleoldWizard。
\"Sir,\"saidhetothelatter,\"Inevercanthankyouenoughfortheexcellentheartyouoncegaveme。Ithasmadememanyfriends,Iassureyou,anditbeatsaskindlyandlovinglytodayasiteverydid。\"
\"I’mgladtohearthat,\"saidtheWizard。\"Iwasafraiditwouldgetmoldyinthattinbodyofyours。\"
\"Notatall,\"returnedNickChopper。\"Itkeepsfinely,beingpreservedinmyair-tightchest。\"
Zebwasalittleshywhenfirstintroducedtothesequeerpeople;buttheyweresofriendlyandsincerethathesoongrewtoadmirethemverymuch,evenfindingsomegoodqualitiesintheyellowhen。Buthebecamenervousagainwhenthenextvisitorwasannounced。
\"This,\"saidPrincessOzma,\"ismyfriendMr。H。M。Woggle-Bug,T。E。,whoassistedmeonetimewhenIwasingreatdistress,andisnowtheDeanoftheRoyalCollegeofAthleticScience。\"
\"Ah,\"saidtheWizard;\"I’mpleasedtomeetsodistinguishedapersonage。\"
\"H。M。,\"saidtheWoggle-Bug,pompously,\"meansHighlyMagnified;andT。E。meansThoroughlyEducated。Iam,inreality,averybigbug,anddoubtlessthemostintelligentbeinginallthisbroaddomain。\"
\"Howwellyoudisguiseit,\"saidtheWizard。\"ButIdon’tdoubtyourwordintheleast。\"
\"Nobodydoubtsit,sir,\"repliedtheWoggle-Bug,anddrawingabookfromitspocketthestrangeinsectturneditsbackonthecompanyandsatdowninacornertoread。
Nobodymindedthisrudeness,whichmighthaveseemedmoreimpoliteinonelessthoroughlyeducated;sotheystraightwayforgothimandjoinedinamerryconversationthatkeptthemwellamuseduntilbed-timearrived。
16。Jim,TheCab-HorseJimtheCab-horsefoundhimselfinpossessionofalargeroomwithagreenmarblefloorandcarvedmarblewainscoting,whichwassostatelyinitsappearancethatitwouldhaveawedanyoneelse。Jimaccepteditasameredetail,andathiscommandtheattendantsgavehiscoatagoodrubbing,combedhismaneandtail,andwashedhishoofsandfetlocks。Thentheytoldhimdinnerwouldbeserveddirectlyandherepliedthattheycouldnotserveittooquicklytosuithisconvenience。Firsttheybroughthimasteamingbowlofsoup,whichthehorseeyedindismay。
\"Takethatstuffaway!\"hecommanded。\"Doyoutakemeforasalamander?\"
Theyobeyedatonce,andnextservedafinelargeturbotonasilverplatter,withdrawngravypouredoverit。
\"Fish!\"criedJim,withasniff。\"Doyoutakemeforatom-cat?Awaywithit!\"
Theservantswerealittlediscouraged,butsoontheybroughtinagreattraycontainingtwodozennicelyroastedquailontoast。
\"Well,well!\"saidthehorse,nowthoroughlyprovoked。\"Doyoutakemeforaweasel?Howstupidandignorantyouare,intheLandofOz,andwhatdreadfulthingsyoufeedupon!Istherenothingthatisdecenttoeatinthispalace?\"
ThetremblingservantssentfortheRoyalSteward,whocameinhasteandsaid:
\"WhatwouldyourHighnesslikefordinner?\"
\"Highness!\"repeatedJim,whowasunusedtosuchtitles。
\"Youareatleastsixfeethigh,andthatishigherthananyotheranimalinthiscountry,\"saidtheSteward。
\"Well,myHighnesswouldlikesomeoats,\"declaredthehorse。
\"Oats?Wehavenowholeoats,\"theStewardreplied,withmuchdeference。
\"Butthereisanyquantityofoatmeal,whichweoftencookforbreakfast。
Oatmealisabreakfastdish,\"addedtheSteward,humbly。
\"I’llmakeitadinnerdish,\"saidJim。\"Fetchiton,butdon’tcookit,asyouvalueyourlife。\"
Yousee,therespectshowntheworn-outoldcab-horsemadehimalittlearrogant,andheforgothewasaguest,neverhavingbeentreatedotherwisethanasaservantsincethedayhewasborn,untilhisarrivalintheLandofOz。Buttheroyalattendantsdidnotheedtheanimal’silltemper。Theysoonmixedatubofoatmealwithalittlewater,andJimateitwithmuchrelish。
Thentheservantsheapedalotofrugsuponthefloorandtheoldhorsesleptonthesoftestbedhehadeverknowninhislife。
Inthemorning,assoonasitwasdaylight,heresolvedtotakeawalkandtrytofindsomegrassforbreakfast;soheambledcalmlythroughthehandsomearchofthedoorway,turnedthecornerofthepalace,whereinallseemedasleep,andcamefacetofacewiththeSawhorse。
Jimstoppedabruptly,beingstartledandamazed。TheSawhorsestoppedatthesametimeandstaredattheotherwithitsqueerprotrudingeyes,whichweremereknotsinthelogthatformeditsbody。ThelegsoftheSawhorsewerefoursticksdrivingintoholesboredinthelog;
itstailwasasmallbranchthathadbeenleftbyaccidentanditsmouthaplacechoppedinoneendofthebodywhichprojectedalittleandservedasahead。Theendsofthewoodenlegswereshodwithplatesofsolidgold,andthesaddleofthePrincessOzma,whichwasofredleathersetwithsparklingdiamonds,wasstrappedtotheclumsybody。
Jim’seyesstuckoutasmuchasthoseoftheSawhorse,andhestaredatthecreaturewithhisearserectandhislongheaddrawnbackuntilitrestedagainsthisarchedneck。
Inthiscomicalpositionthetwohorsescircledslowlyaroundeachotherforawhile,eachbeingunabletorealizewhatthesingularthingmightbewhichitnowbeheldforthefirsttime。ThenJimexclaimed:
\"Forgoodnesssake,whatsortofabeingareyou?\"
\"I’maSawhorse,\"repliedtheother。
\"Oh;IbelieveI’veheardofyou,\"saidthecab-horse;\"butyouareunlikeanythingthatIexpectedtosee。\"
\"Idonotdoubtit,\"theSawhorseobserved,withatoneofpride。\"I
amconsideredquiteunusual。\"
\"Youare,indeed。Butaricketywoodenthinglikeyouhasnorighttobealive。\"
\"Icouldn’thelpit,\"returnedtheother,rathercrestfallen。\"Ozmasprinkledmewithamagicpowder,andIjusthadtolive。IknowI’mnotmuchaccount;butI’mtheonlyhorseinalltheLandofOz,sotheytreatmewithgreatrespect。\"
\"You,ahorse!\"
\"Oh,notarealone,ofcourse。Therearenorealhorseshereatall。
ButI’masplendidimitationofone。\"
Jimgaveanindignantneigh。
\"Lookatme!\"hecried。\"Beholdarealhorse!\"
Thewoodenanimalgaveastart,andthenexaminedtheotherintently。
\"IsitpossiblethatyouareaRealHorse?\"hemurmured。
\"Notonlypossible,buttrue,\"repliedJim,whowasgratifiedbytheimpressionhehadcreated。\"Itisprovedbymyfinepoints。Forexample,lookatthelonghairsonmytail,withwhichIcanwhiskawaytheflies。\"
\"Thefliesnevertroubleme,\"saidtheSaw-Horse。
\"Andnoticemygreatstrongteeth,withwhichInibblethegrass。\"
\"Itisnotnecessaryformetoeat,\"observedtheSawhorse。
\"Alsoexaminemybroadchest,whichenablesmetodrawdeep,fullbreaths,\"saidJim,proudly。
\"Ihavenoneedtobreathe,\"returnedtheother。
\"No;youmissmanypleasures,\"remarkedthecab-horse,pityingly。
\"Youdonotknowthereliefofbrushingawayaflythathasbittenyou,northedelightofeatingdeliciousfood,northesatisfactionofdrawingalongbreathoffresh,pureair。Youmaybeanimitationofahorse,butyou’reamightypoorone。\"
\"Oh,Icannothopeevertobelikeyou,\"sighedtheSawhorse。\"ButI
amgladtomeetalastaRealHorse。YouarecertainlythemostbeautifulcreatureIeverbeheld。\"
ThispraisewonJimcompletely。Tobecalledbeautifulwasanoveltyinhisexperience。Saidhe:
\"Yourchieffault,myfriend,isinbeingmadeofwood,andthatI
supposeyoucannothelp。Realhorses,likemyself,aremadeoffleshandbloodandbones。\"
\"Icanseethebonesallright,\"repliedtheSawhorse,\"andtheyareadmirableanddistinct。AlsoIcanseetheflesh。Buttheblood,I
supposeistuckedawayinside。\"
\"Exactly,\"saidJim。
\"Whatgoodisit?\"askedtheSawhorse。
Jimdidnotknow,buthewouldnottelltheSawhorsethat。
\"Ifanythingcutsme,\"hereplied,\"thebloodrunsouttoshowwhereI
amcut。You,poorthing!cannotevenbleedwhenyouarehurt。\"
\"ButIamneverhurt,\"saidtheSawhorse。\"OnceinawhileIgetbrokenupsome,butIameasilyrepairedandputingoodorderagain。
AndIneverfeelabreakorasplinterintheleast。\"
Jimwasalmosttemptedtoenvythewoodenhorseforbeingunabletofeelpain;butthecreaturewassoabsurdlyunnaturalthathedecidedhewouldnotchangeplaceswithitunderanycircumstances。
\"Howdidyouhappentobeshodwithgold?\"heasked。
\"PrincessOzmadidthat,\"wasthereply;\"anditsavesmylegsfromwearingout。We’vehadagoodmanyadventurestogether,OzmaandI,andshelikesme。\"
Thecab-horsewasabouttoreplywhensuddenlyhegaveastartandaneighofterrorandstoodtremblinglikealeaf。Foraroundthecornerhadcometwoenormoussavagebeasts,treadingsolightlythattheywereuponhimbeforehewasawareoftheirpresence。JimwasintheactofplungingdownthepathtoescapewhentheSawhorsecriedout:
\"Stop,mybrother!Stop,RealHorse!Thesearefriends,andwilldoyounoharm。\"
Jimhesitated,eyeingthebeastsfearfully。OnewasanenormousLionwithclear,intelligenteyes,atawneymanebushyandwellkept,andabodylikeyellowplush。TheotherwasagreatTigerwithpurplestripesaroundhislithebody,powerfullimbs,andeyesthatshowedthroughthehalfclosedlidslikecoalsoffire。Thehugeformsofthesemonarchsoftheforestandjunglewereenoughtostriketerrortothestoutestheart,anditisnowonderJimwasafraidtofacethem。
ButtheSawhorseintroducedthestrangerinacalmtone,saying:
\"This,nobleHorse,ismyfriendtheCowardlyLion,whoisthevaliantKingoftheForest,butatthesametimeafaithfulvassalofPrincessOzma。
AndthisistheHungryTiger,theterrorofthejungle,wholongstodevourfatbabiesbutispreventedbyhisconsciencefromdoingso。
TheseroyalbeastsarebothwarmfriendsoflittleDorothyandhavecometotheEmeraldCitythismorningtowelcomehertoourfairyland。\"
HearingthesewordsJimresolvedtoconquerhisalarm。Hebowedhisheadwithasmuchdignityashecouldmustertowardthesavagelookingbeasts,whoinreturnnoddedinafriendlyway。
\"IsnottheRealHorseabeautifulanimal?\"askedtheSawhorseadmiringly。
\"Thatisdoubtlessamatteroftaste,\"returnedtheLion。\"Intheforesthewouldbethoughtungainly,becausehisfaceisstretchedoutandhisneckisuselesslylong。Hisjoints,Inotice,areswollenandovergrown,andhelacksfleshandisoldinyears。\"
\"Anddreadfullytough,\"addedtheHungryTiger,inasadvoice。\"MyconsciencewouldneverpermitmetoeatsotoughamorselastheRealHorse。\"
\"I’mgladofthat,\"saidJim;\"forI,also,haveaconscience,andittellsmenottocrushinyourskullwithablowofmypowerfulhoof。\"
Ifhethoughttofrightenthestripedbeastbysuchlanguagehewasmistaken。TheTigerseemedtosmile,andwinkedoneeyeslowly。
\"Youhaveagoodconscience,friendHorse,\"itsaid,\"andifyouattendtoitsteachingsitwilldomuchtoprotectyoufromharm。
SomedayIwillletyoutrytocrushinmyskull,andafterwardyouwillknowmoreabouttigersthanyoudonow。\"
\"AnyfriendofDorothy,\"remarkedtheCowardlyLion,\"mustbeourfriend,aswell。Soletusceasethistalkofskullcrushingandconverseuponmorepleasantsubjects。Haveyoubreakfasted,SirHorse?\"
\"Notyet,\"repliedJim。\"Buthereisplentyofexcellentclover,soifyouwillexcusemeIwilleatnow。\"
\"He’savegetarian,\"remarkedtheTiger,asthehorsebegantomunchtheclover。\"IfIcouldeatgrassIwouldnotneedaconscience,fornothingcouldthentemptmetodevourbabiesandlambs。\"
JustthenDorothy,whohadrisenearlyandheardthevoicesoftheanimals,ranouttogreetheroldfriends。ShehuggedboththeLionandtheTigerwitheagerdelight,butseemedtolovetheKingofBeastsalittlebetterthanshedidhishungryfriend,havingknownhimlonger。
BythistimetheyhadindulgedinagoodtalkandDorothyhadtoldthemallabouttheawfulearthquakeandherrecentadventures,thebreakfastbellrangfromthepalaceandthelittlegirlwentinsidetojoinherhumancomrades。Assheenteredthegreathallavoicecalledout,inaratherharshtone:
\"What!areYOUhereagain?\"
\"Yes,Iam,\"sheanswered,lookingallaroundtoseewherethevoicecamefrom。
\"Whatbroughtyouback?\"wasthenextquestion,andDorothy’seyerestedonanantleredheadhangingonthewalljustoverthefireplace,andcaughtitslipsintheactofmoving。
\"Goodgracious!\"sheexclaimed。\"Ithoughtyouwerestuffed。\"
\"SoIam,\"repliedthehead。\"ButonceonatimeIwaspartoftheGump,whichOzmasprinkledwiththePowderofLife。IwasthenforatimetheHeadofthefinestFlyingMachinethatwaseverknowntoexist,andwedidmanywonderfulthings。AfterwardtheGumpwastakenapartandIwasputbackonthiswall;butIcanstilltalkwhenI
feelinthemood,whichisnotoften。\"
\"It’sverystrange,\"saidthegirl。\"Whatwereyouwhenyouwerefirstalive?\"
\"ThatIhaveforgotten,\"repliedtheGump’sHead,\"andIdonotthinkitisofmuchimportance。ButherecomesOzma;soI’dbetterhushup,forthePrincessdoesn’tlikemetochattersinceshechangedhernamefromTiptoOzma。\"
JustthenthegirlishRulerofOzopenedthedoorandgreetedDorothywithagood-morningkiss。ThelittlePrincessseemedfreshandrosyandingoodspirits。
\"Breakfastisserved,dear,\"shesaid,\"andIamhungry。Sodon’tletuskeepitwaitingasingleminute。\"
17。TheNineTinyPigletsAfterbreakfastOzmaannouncedthatshehadorderedaholidaytobeobservedthroughouttheEmeraldCity,inhonorofhervisitors。ThepeoplehadlearnedthattheiroldWizardhadreturnedtothemandallwereanxioustoseehimagain,forhehadalwaysbeenararefavorite。
Sofirsttherewastobeagrandprocessionthroughthestreets,afterwhichthelittleoldmanwasrequestedtoperformsomeofhiswizardriesinthegreatThroneRoomofthepalace。Intheafternoonthereweretobegamesandraces。
Theprocessionwasveryimposing。FirstcametheImperialCornetBandofOz,dressedinemeraldvelvetuniformswithslashesofpea-greensatinandbuttonsofimmensecutemeralds。TheyplayedtheNationalaircalled\"TheOzSpangledBanner,\"andbehindthemwerethestandardbearerswiththeRoyalflag。Thisflagwasdividedintofourquarters,onebeingcoloredsky-blue,anotherpink,athirdlavenderandafourthwhite。Inthecenterwasalargeemerald-greenstar,andalloverthefourquartersweresewnspanglesthatglitteredbeautifullyinthesunshine。ThecolorsrepresentedthefourcountriesofOz,andthegreenstartheEmeraldCity。
Justbehindtheroyalstandard-bearerscamethePrincessOzmainherroyalchariot,whichwasofgoldencrustedwithemeraldsanddiamondssetinexquisitedesigns。ThechariotwasdrawnonthisoccasionbytheCowardlyLionandtheHungryTiger,whoweredecoratedwithimmensepinkandbluebows。InthechariotrodeOzmaandDorothy,theformerinsplendidraimentandwearingherroyalcoronet,whilethelittleKansasgirlworearoundherwaisttheMagicBeltshehadoncecapturedfromtheNomeKing。
FollowingthechariotcametheScarecrowmountedontheSawhorse,andthepeoplecheeredhimalmostasloudlyastheydidtheirlovelyRuler。Behindhimstalkedwithregular,jerkysteps,thefamousmachine-mancalledTik-tok,whohadbeenwoundupbyDorothyfortheoccasion。Tik-tokmovedbyclockwork,andwasmadeallofburnishedcopper。HereallybelongedtotheKansasgirl,whohadmuchrespectforhisthoughtsaftertheyhadbeenproperlywoundandsetgoing;butasthecoppermanwouldbeuselessinanyplacebutafairycountryDorothyhadlefthiminchargeofOzma,whosawthathewassuitablycaredfor。
Therefollowedanotherbandafterthis,whichwascalledtheRoyalCourtBand,becausethemembersalllivedinthepalace。Theyworewhiteuniformswithrealdiamondbuttonsandplayed\"WhatisOzwithoutOzma\"verysweetly。
ThencameProfessorWoggle-Bug,withagroupofstudentsfromtheRoyalCollegeofScientificAthletics。Theboysworelonghairandstripedsweatersandyelledtheircollegeyelleveryothersteptheytook,tothegreatsatisfactionofthepopulace,whichwasgladtohavethisevidencethattheirlungswereingoodcondition。
ThebrilliantlypolishedTinWoodmanmarchednext,attheheadoftheRoyalArmyofOzwhichconsistedoftwenty-eightofficers,fromGeneralsdowntoCaptains。Therewerenoprivatesinthearmybecauseallweresocourageousandskillfulthattheyhadbeenpromotedonebyoneuntiltherewerenoprivatesleft。Jimandthebuggyfollowed,theoldcab-horsebeingdrivenbyZebwhiletheWizardstoodupontheseatandbowedhisbaldheadrightandleftinanswertothecheersofthepeople,whocrowdedthickabouthim。
Takenaltogethertheprocessionwasagrandsuccess,andwhenithadreturnedtothepalacethecitizenscrowdedintothegreatThroneRoomtoseetheWizardperformhistricks。
Thefirstthingthelittlehumbugdidwastoproduceatinywhitepigletfromunderneathhishatandpretendtopullitapart,makingtwo。Thisactherepeateduntilalloftheninetinypigletswerevisible,andtheyweresogladtogetoutofhispocketthattheyranaroundinaverylivelymanner。Theprettylittlecreatureswouldhavebeenanoveltyanywhere,sothepeoplewereasamazedanddelightedattheirappearanceaseventheWizardcouldhavedesired。
WhenhehadmadethemalldisappearagainOzmadeclaredshewassorrytheyweregone,forshewantedoneofthemtopetandplaywith。SotheWizardpretendedtotakeoneofthepigletsoutofthehairofthePrincess(whilereallyheslylytookitfromhisinsidepocket)andOzmasmiledjoyouslyasthecreaturenestledinherarms,andshepromisedtohaveanemeraldcollarmadeforitsfatneckandtokeepthelittlesquealeralwaysathandtoamuseher。
AfterwarditwasnoticedthattheWizardalwaysperformedhisfamoustrickwitheightpiglets,butitseemedtopleasethepeoplejustaswellasiftherehadbeennineofthem。
InhislittleroombackoftheThroneRoomtheWizardhadfoundalotofthingshehadleftbehindhimwhenhewentawayintheballoon,fornoonehadoccupiedtheapartmentinhisabsence。Therewasenoughmaterialtheretoenablehimtoprepareseveralnewtrickswhichhehadlearnedfromsomeofthejugglersinthecircus,andhehadpassedpartofthenightingettingthemready。SohefollowedthetrickoftheninetinypigletswithseveralotherwonderfulfeatsthatgreatlydelightedhisaudienceandthepeopledidnotseemtocareabitwhetherthelittlemanwasahumbugWizardornot,solongashesucceededinamusingthem。Theyapplaudedallhistricksandattheendoftheperformancebeggedhimearnestlynottogoawayagainandleavethem。
\"Inthatcase,\"saidthelittleman,gravely,\"IwillcancelallofmyengagementsbeforethecrownedheadsofEuropeandAmericaanddevotemyselftothepeopleofOz,forIloveyouallsowellthatIcandenyyounothing。\"
AfterthepeoplehadbeendismissedwiththispromiseourfriendsjoinedPrincessOzmaatanelaborateluncheoninthepalace,whereeventheTigerandtheLionweresumptuouslyfedandJimtheCab-horseatehisoatmealoutofagoldenbowlwithsevenrowsofrubies,sapphiresanddiamondssetaroundtherimofit。
Intheafternoontheyallwenttoagreatfieldoutsidethecitygateswherethegamesweretobeheld。TherewasabeautifulcanopyforOzmaandhergueststositunderandwatchthepeoplerunracesandjumpandwrestle。YoumaybesurethefolksofOzdidtheirbestwithsuchadistinguishedcompanywatchingthem,andfinallyZebofferedtowrestlewithalittleMunchkinwhoseemedtobethechampion。InappearancehewastwiceasoldasZeb,forhehadlongpointedwhiskersandworeapeakedhatwithlittlebellsallaroundthebrimofit,whichtinkledgailyashemoved。ButalthoughtheMunchkinwashardlytallenoughtocometoZeb’sshoulderhewassostrongandcleverthathelaidtheboythreetimesonhisbackwithapparentease。
Zebwasgreatlyastonishedathisdefeat,andwhentheprettyPrincessjoinedherpeopleinlaughingathimheproposedaboxing-matchwiththeMunchkin,towhichthelittleOzitereadilyagreed。ButthefirsttimethatZebmanagedtogivehimasharpboxontheearstheMunchkinsatdownuponthegroundandcrieduntilthetearsrandownhiswhiskers,becausehehadbeenhurt。ThismadeZeblaugh,inturn,andtheboyfeltcomfortedtofindthatOzmalaughedasmerrilyatherweepingsubjectasshehadathim。
JustthentheScarecrowproposedaracebetweentheSawhorseandtheCab-horse;andalthoughalltheothersweredelightedatthesuggestiontheSawhorsedrewback,saying:
\"Sucharacewouldnotbefair。\"
\"Ofcoursenot,\"addedJim,withatouchofscorn;\"thoselittlewoodenlegsofyoursarenothalfaslongasmyown。\"
\"Itisn’tthat,\"saidtheSawhorse,modestly;\"butInevertire,andyoudo。\"
\"Bah!\"criedJim,lookingwithgreatdisdainattheother;\"doyouimagineforaninstantthatsuchashabbyimitationofahorseasyouarecanrunasfastasI?\"
\"Idon’tknow,I’msure,\"repliedtheSawhorse。
\"Thatiswhatwearetryingtofindout,\"remarkedtheScarecrow。
\"Theobjectofaraceistoseewhocanwinit——oratleastthatiswhatmyexcellentbrainsthink。\"
\"Once,whenIwasyoung,\"saidJim,\"Iwasaracehorse,anddefeatedallwhodaredrunagainstme。IwasborninKentucky,youknow,whereallthebestandmostaristocratichorsescomefrom。\"
\"Butyou’reold,now,Jim,\"suggestedZeb。
\"Old!Why,Ifeellikeacolttoday,\"repliedJim。\"Ionlywishtherewasarealhorsehereformetoracewith。I’dshowthepeopleafinesight,Icantellyou。\"
\"ThenwhynotracewiththeSawhorse?\"enquiredtheScarecrow。
\"He’safraid,\"saidJim。
\"Oh,no,\"answeredtheSawhorse。\"Imerelysaiditwasn’tfair。ButifmyfriendtheRealHorseiswillingtoundertaketheraceIamquiteready。\"
SotheyunharnessedJimandtookthesaddleofftheSawhorse,andthetwoqueerlymatchedanimalswerestoodsidebysideforthestart。
\"WhenIsay’Go!’\"Zebcalledtothem,\"youmustdigoutandraceuntilyoureachthosethreetreesyouseeoveryonder。Thencircle’roundthemandcomebackagain。ThefirstonethatpassestheplacewherethePrincesssitsshallbenamedthewinner。Areyouready?\"
\"IsupposeIoughttogivethewoodendummyagoodstartofme,\"
growledJim。
\"Nevermindthat,\"saidtheSawhorse。\"I’lldothebestIcan。\"
\"Go!\"criedZeb;andatthewordthetwohorsesleapedforwardandtheracewasbegun。
Jim’sbighoofspoundedawayatagreatrate,andalthoughhedidnotlookverygracefulheraninawaytodocredittohisKentuckybreeding。ButtheSawhorsewasswifterthanthewind。Itswoodenlegsmovedsofastthattheirtwinklingcouldscarcelybeseen,andalthoughsomuchsmallerthanthecab-horseitcoveredthegroundmuchfaster。BeforetheyhadreachedthetreestheSawhorsewasfarahead,andthewoodenanimalreturnedtothestartingplaceaswasbeinglustilycheeredbytheOzitesbeforeJimcamepantinguptothecanopywherethePrincessandherfriendswereseated。
IamsorrytorecordthefactthatJimwasnotonlyashamedofhisdefeatbutforamomentlostcontrolofhistemper。AshelookedatthecomicalfaceoftheSawhorseheimaginedthatthecreaturewaslaughingathim;soinafitofunreasonableangerheturnedaroundandmadeaviciouskickthatsenthisrivaltumblingheadoverheelsupontheground,andbrokeoffoneofitslegsanditsleftear。
AninstantlatertheTigercrouchedandlauncheditshugebodythroughtheairswiftandresistlessasaballfromacannon。ThebeaststruckJimfullonhisshoulderandsenttheastonishedcab-horserollingoverandover,amidshoutsofdelightfromthespectators,whohadbeenhorrifiedbytheungraciousacthehadbeenguiltyof。
WhenJimcametohimselfandsatuponhishauncheshefoundtheCowardlyLioncrouchedononesideofhimandtheHungryTigerontheother,andtheireyeswereglowinglikeballsoffire。
\"Ibegyourpardon,I’msure,\"saidJim,meekly。\"IwaswrongtokicktheSawhorse,andIamsorryIbecameangryathim。Hehaswontherace,andwonitfairly;butwhatcanahorseoffleshdoagainstatirelessbeastofwood?\"
HearingthisapologytheTigerandtheLionstoppedlashingtheirtailsandretreatedwithdignifiedstepstothesideofthePrincess。
\"Noonemustinjureoneofourfriendsinourpresence,\"growledtheLion;andZebrantoJimandwhisperedthatunlesshecontrolledhistemperinthefuturehewouldprobablybetorntopieces。
ThentheTinWoodmancutastraightandstronglimbfromatreewithhisgleamingaxeandmadeanewlegandanewearfortheSawhorse;
andwhentheyhadbeensecurelyfastenedinplacePrincessOzmatookthecoronetfromherownheadandplacedituponthatofthewinneroftherace。Saidshe:
\"Myfriend,IrewardyouforyourswiftnessbyproclaimingyouPrinceofHorses,whetherofwoodorofflesh;andhereafterallotherhorses——intheLandofOz,atleast——mustbeconsideredimitations,andyoutherealChampionofyourrace。\"
Therewasmoreapplauseatthis,andthenOzmahadthejewelledsaddlereplacedupontheSawhorseandherselfrodethevictorbacktothecityattheheadofthegrandprocession。
\"Ioughttobeafairy,\"grumbledJim,asheslowlydrewthebuggyhome;\"fortobejustanordinaryhorseinafairycountryistobeofnoaccountwhatever。It’snoplaceforus,Zeb。\"
\"It’sluckywegothere,though,\"saidtheboy;andJimthoughtofthedarkcave,andagreedwithhim。
18。TheTrialofEurekatheKittenSeveraldaysoffestivityandmerry-makingfollowed,forsucholdfriendsdidnotoftenmeetandtherewasmuchtobetoldandtalkedoverbetweenthem,andmanyamusementstobeenjoyedinthisdelightfulcountry。
OzmawashappytohaveDorothybesideher,forgirlsofherownagewithwhomitwasproperforthePrincesstoassociatewereveryfew,andoftentheyouthfulRulerofOzwaslonelyforlackofcompanionship。
ItwasthethirdmorningafterDorothy’sarrival,andshewassittingwithOzmaandtheirfriendsinareceptionroom,talkingoveroldtimes,whenthePrincesssaidtohermaid:
\"Pleasegotomyboudoir,Jellia,andgetthewhitepigletIleftonthedressing-table。Iwanttoplaywithit。\"
Jelliaatoncedepartedontheerrand,andshewasgonesolongthattheyhadalmostforgottenhermissionwhenthegreenrobedmaidenreturnedwithatroubledface。
\"Thepigletisnotthere,yourHighness,\"saidshe。
\"Notthere!\"exclaimedOzma。\"Areyousure?\"
\"Ihavehuntedineverypartoftheroom,\"themaidreplied。
\"Wasnotthedoorclosed?\"askedthePrincess。
\"Yes,yourHighness;Iamsureitwas;forwhenIopeneditDorothy’swhitekittencreptoutandranupthestairs。\"
Hearingthis,DorothyandtheWizardexchangedstartledglances,fortheyrememberedhowoftenEurekahadlongedtoeatapiglet。Thelittlegirljumpedupatonce。
\"Come,Ozma,\"shesaid,anxiously;\"letusgoourselvestosearchforthepiglet。\"
Sothetwowenttothedressing-roomofthePrincessandsearchedcarefullyineverycornerandamongthevasesandbasketsandornamentsthatstoodabouttheprettyboudoir。Butnotatracecouldtheyfindofthetinycreaturetheysought。
Dorothywasnearlyweeping,bythistime,whileOzmawasangryandindignant。WhentheyreturnedtotheothersthePrincesssaid:
\"Thereislittledoubtthatmyprettypiglethasbeeneatenbythathorridkitten,andifthatistruetheoffendermustbepunished。\"
\"Idon’tb’lieveEurekawoulddosuchadreadfulthing!\"criedDorothy,muchdistressed。\"Goandgetmykitten,please,Jellia,andwe’llhearwhatshehastosayaboutit。\"
Thegreenmaidenhastenedaway,butpresentlyreturnedandsaid:
\"Thekittenwillnotcome。ShethreatenedtoscratchmyeyesoutifI
touchedher。\"
\"Whereisshe?\"askedDorothy。
\"Underthebedinyourownroom,\"wasthereply。
SoDorothyrantoherroomandfoundthekittenunderthebed。
\"Comehere,Eureka!\"shesaid。
\"Iwon’t,\"answeredthekitten,inasurlyvoice。
\"Oh,Eureka!Whyareyousobad?\"
Thekittendidnotreply。
\"Ifyoudon’tcometome,rightaway,\"continuedDorothy,gettingprovoked,\"I’lltakemyMagicBeltandwishyouintheCountryoftheGurgles。\"
\"Whydoyouwantme?\"askedEureka,disturbedbythisthreat。
\"YoumustgotoPrincessOzma。Shewantstotalktoyou。\"
\"Allright,\"returnedthekitten,creepingout。\"I’mnotafraidofOzma——oranyoneelse。\"
Dorothycarriedherinherarmsbacktowheretheotherssatingrievedandthoughtfulsilence。
\"Tellme,Eureka,\"saidthePrincess,gently:\"didyoueatmyprettypiglet?\"
\"Iwon’tanswersuchafoolishquestion,\"assertedEureka,withasnarl。
\"Oh,yesyouwill,dear,\"Dorothydeclared。\"Thepigletisgone,andyouranoutoftheroomwhenJelliaopenedthedoor。So,ifyouareinnocent,Eureka,youmusttellthePrincesshowyoucametobeinherroom,andwhathasbecomeofthepiglet。\"
\"Whoaccusesme?\"askedthekitten,defiantly。
\"Noone,\"answeredOzma。\"Youractionsaloneaccuseyou。ThefactisthatIleftmylittlepetinmydressing-roomlyingasleepuponthetable;andyoumusthavestoleninwithoutmyknowingit。Whennextthedoorwasopenedyouranoutandhidyourself——andthepigletwasgone。\"
\"That’snoneofmybusiness,\"growledthekitten。
\"Don’tbeimpudent,Eureka,\"admonishedDorothy。
\"Itisyouwhoareimpudent,\"saidEureka,\"foraccusingmeofsuchacrimewhenyoucan’tproveitexceptbyguessing。\"
Ozmawasnowgreatlyincensedbythekitten’sconduct。ShesummonedherCaptain-General,andwhenthelong,leanofficerappearedshesaid:
\"Carrythiscatawaytoprison,andkeepherinsafeconfinementuntilsheistriedbylawforthecrimeofmurder。\"
SotheCaptain-GeneraltookEurekafromthearmsofthenowweepingDorothyandinspiteofthekitten’ssnarlsandscratchescarrieditawaytoprison。
\"Whatshallwedonow?\"askedtheScarecrow,withasigh,forsuchacrimehadcastagloomoverallthecompany。
\"IwillsummontheCourttomeetintheThroneRoomatthreeo’clock,\"
repliedOzma。\"Imyselfwillbethejudge,andthekittenshallhaveafairtrial。\"
\"Whatwillhappenifsheisguilty?\"askedDorothy。
\"Shemustdie,\"answeredthePrincess。
\"Ninetimes?\"enquiredtheScarecrow。
\"Asmanytimesasisnecessary,\"wasthereply。\"IwillasktheTinWoodmantodefendtheprisoner,becausehehassuchakindheartIamsurehewilldohisbesttosaveher。AndtheWoggle-BugshallbethePublicAccuser,becauseheissolearnedthatnoonecandeceivehim。\"
\"Whowillbethejury?\"askedtheTinWoodman。
\"Thereoughttobeseveralanimalsonthejury,\"saidOzma,\"becauseanimalsunderstandeachotherbetterthanwepeopleunderstandthem。
SothejuryshallconsistoftheCowardlyLion,theHungryTiger,JimtheCab-horse,theYellowHen,theScarecrow,theWizard,Tik-toktheMachineMan,theSawhorseandZebofHugson’sRanch。Thatmakestheninewhichthelawrequires,andallmypeopleshallbeadmittedtohearthetestimony。\"
Theynowseparatedtoprepareforthesadceremony;forwheneveranappealismadetolawsorrowisalmostcertaintofollow——eveninafairylandlikeOz。ButismustbestatedthatthepeopleofthatLandweregenerallysowell-behavedthattherewasnotasinglelawyeramongstthem,andithadbeenyearssinceanyRulerhadsatinjudgmentuponanoffenderofthelaw。Thecrimeofmurderbeingthemostdreadfulcrimeofall,tremendousexcitementprevailedintheEmeraldCitywhenthenewsofEureka’sarrestandtrialbecameknown。
TheWizard,whenhereturnedtohisownroom,wasexceedinglythoughtful。HehadnodoubtEurekahadeatenhispiglet,butherealizedthatakittencannotbedependeduponatalltimestoactproperly,sinceitsnatureistodestroysmallanimalsandevenbirdsforfood,andthetamecatthatwekeepinourhousestodayisdescendedfromthewildcatofthejungle——averyferociouscreature,indeed。TheWizardknewthatifDorothy’spetwasfoundguiltyandcondemnedtodeaththelittlegirlwouldbemadeveryunhappy;so,althoughhegrievedoverthepiglet’ssadfateasmuchasanyofthem,heresolvedtosaveEureka’slife。
SendingfortheTinWoodmantheWizardtookhimintoacornerandwhispered:
\"Myfriend,itisyourdutytodefendthewhitekittenandtrytosaveher,butIfearyouwillfailbecauseEurekahaslongwishedtoeatapiglet,tomycertainknowledge,andmyopinionisthatshehasbeenunabletoresistthetemptation。Yetherdisgraceanddeathwouldnotbringbackthepiglet,butonlyservetomakeDorothyunhappy。SoI
intendtoprovethekitten’sinnocencebyatrick。\"
Hedrewfromhisinsidepocketoneoftheeighttinypigletsthatwereremainingandcontinued:
\"Thiscreatureyoumusthideinsomesafeplace,andifthejurydecidesthatEurekaisguiltyyoumaythenproducethispigletandclaimitistheonethatwaslost。Allthepigletsareexactlyalike,sonoonecandisputeyourword。ThisdeceptionwillsaveEureka’slife,andthenwemayallbehappyagain。\"
\"Idonotliketodeceivemyfriends,\"repliedtheTinWoodman;
\"still,mykindhearturgesmetosaveEureka’slife,andIcanusuallytrustmyhearttodotherightthing。SoIwilldoasyousay,friendWizard。\"
Aftersomethoughtheplacedthelittlepiginsidehisfunnel-shapedhat,andthenputthehatuponhisheadandwentbacktohisroomtothinkoverhisspeechtothejury。
19。TheWizardPerformsAnotherTrickAtthreeo’clocktheThroneRoomwascrowdedwithcitizens,men,womenandchildrenbeingeagertowitnessthegreattrial。
PrincessOzma,dressedinhermostsplendidrobesofstate,satinthemagnificentemeraldthrone,withherjewelledsceptreinherhandandhersparklingcoronetuponherfairbrow。Behindherthronestoodthetwenty-eightofficersofherarmyandmanyofficialsoftheroyalhousehold。AtherrightsatthequeerlyassortedJury——animals,animateddummiesandpeople——allgravelypreparedtolistentowhatwassaid。Thekittenhadbeenplacedinalargecagejustbeforethethrone,whereshesatuponherhaunchesandgazedthroughthebarsatthecrowdsaroundher,withseemingunconcern。
Andnow,atasignalfromOzma,theWoggle-Bugaroseandaddressedthejury。Histonewaspompousandhestruttedupanddowninanabsurdattempttoappeardignified。
\"YourRoyalHighnessandFellowCitizens,\"hebegan;\"thesmallcatyouseeaprisonerbeforeyouisaccusedofthecrimeoffirstmurderingandtheneatingouresteemedRuler’sfatpiglet——orelsefirsteatingandthenmurderingit。Ineithercaseagravecrimehasbeencommittedwhichdeservesagravepunishment。\"
\"Doyoumeanmykittenmustbeputinagrave?\"askedDorothy。
\"Don’tinterrupt,littlegirl,\"saidtheWoggle-Bug。\"WhenIgetmythoughtsarrangedingoodorderIdonotliketohaveanythingupsetthemorthrowthemintoconfusion。\"
\"Ifyourthoughtswereanygoodtheywouldn’tbecomeconfused,\"
remarkedtheScarecrow,earnestly。\"Mythoughtsarealways——\"
\"Isthisatrialofthoughts,orofkittens?\"demandedtheWoggle-Bug。
\"It’satrialofonekitten,\"repliedtheScarecrow;\"butyourmannerisatrialtousall。\"
\"LetthePublicAccusercontinue,\"calledOzmafromherthrone,\"andI
prayyoudonotinterrupthim。\"
\"Thecriminalwhonowsitsbeforethecourtlickingherpaws,\"resumedtheWoggle-Bug,\"haslongdesiredtounlawfullyeatthefatpiglet,whichwasnobiggerthanamouse。Andfinallyshemadeawickedplantosatisfyherdepravedappetiteforpork。Icanseeher,inmymind’seye——\"
\"What’sthat?\"askedtheScarecrow。
\"IsayIcanseeherinmymind’seye——\"
\"Themindhasnoeye,\"declaredtheScarecrow。\"It’sblind。\"
\"YourHighness,\"criedtheWoggle-Bug,appealingtoOzma,\"haveIamind’seye,orhaven’tI?\"
\"Ifyouhave,itisinvisible,\"saidthePrincess。
\"Verytrue,\"returnedtheWoggle-Bug,bowing。\"IsayIseethecriminal,inmymind’seye,creepingstealthilyintotheroomofourOzmaandsecretingherself,whennoonewaslooking,untilthePrincesshadgoneawayandthedoorwasclosed。Thenthemurdererwasalonewithherhelplessvictim,thefatpiglet,andIseeherpounceupontheinnocentcreatureandeatitup——\"
\"Areyoustillseeingwithyourmind’seye?\"enquiredtheScarecrow。
\"Ofcourse;howelsecouldIseeit?Andweknowthethingistrue,becausesincethetimeofthatinterviewthereisnopiglettobefoundanywhere。\"
\"Isuppose,ifthecathadbeengone,insteadofthepiglet,yourmind’seyewouldseethepigleteatingthecat,\"suggestedtheScarecrow。
\"Verylikely,\"acknowledgedtheWoggle-Bug。\"Andnow,FellowCitizensandCreaturesoftheJury,Iassertthatsoawfulacrimedeservesdeath,andinthecaseoftheferociouscriminalbeforeyou——whoisnowwashingherface——thedeathpenaltyshouldbeinflictedninetimes。\"
Therewasgreatapplausewhenthespeakersatdown。ThenthePrincessspokeinasternvoice:
\"Prisoner,whathaveyoutosayforyourself?Areyouguilty,ornotguilty?\"
\"Why,that’sforyoutofindout,\"repliedEureka。\"IfyoucanproveI’mguilty,I’llbewillingtodieninetimes,butamind’seyeisnoproof,becausetheWoggle-Bughasnomindtoseewith。\"
\"Nevermind,dear,\"saidDorothy。
ThentheTinWoodmanaroseandsaid:
\"RespectedJuryanddearlybelovedOzma,Iprayyounottojudgethisfelineprisonerunfeelingly。Idonotthinktheinnocentkittencanbeguilty,andsurelyitisunkindtoaccusealuncheonofbeingamurder。Eurekaisthesweetpetofalovelylittlegirlwhomwealladmire,andgentlenessandinnocenceareherchiefvirtues。Lookatthekitten’sintelligenteyes;\"(hereEurekaclosedhereyessleepily)
\"gazeathersmilingcountenance!\"(hereEurekasnarledandshowedherteeth)\"markthetenderposeofhersoft,paddedlittlehands!\"(HereEurekabaredhersharpclawsandscratchedatthebarsofthecage。)
\"Wouldsuchagentleanimalbeguiltyofeatingafellowcreature?
No;athousandtimes,no!\"
\"Oh,cutitshort,\"saidEureka;\"you’vetalkedlongenough。\"
\"I’mtryingtodefendyou,\"remonstratedtheTinWoodman。
\"Thensaysomethingsensible,\"retortedthekitten。\"Tellthemitwouldbefoolishformetoeatthepiglet,becauseIhadsenseenoughtoknowitwouldraisearowifIdid。Butdon’ttrytomakeoutI’mtooinnocenttoeatafatpigletifIcoulddoitandnotbefoundout。Iimagineitwouldtastemightygood。\"
\"Perhapsitwould,tothosewhoeat,\"remarkedtheTinWoodman。\"I
myself,notbeingbuilttoeat,havenopersonalexperienceinsuchmatters。ButIrememberthatourgreatpoetoncesaid:
\"’ToeatissweetWhenhunger’sseatDemandsatreatOfsavorymeat。’
\"Takethisintoconsideration,friendsoftheJury,andyouwillreadilydecidethatthekitteniswrongfullyaccusedandshouldbesetatliberty。\"
WhentheTinWoodmansatdownnooneapplaudedhim,forhisargumentshadnotbeenveryconvincingandfewbelievedthathehadprovedEureka’sinnocence。AsfortheJury,thememberswhisperedtoeachotherforafewminutesandthentheyappointedtheHungryTigertheirspokesman。Thehugebeastslowlyaroseandsaid:
\"Kittenshavenoconsciences,sotheyeatwhateverpleasesthem。ThejurybelievesthewhitekittenknownasEurekaisguiltyofhavingeatenthepigletownedbyPrincessOzma,andrecommendsthatshebeputtodeathinpunishmentofthecrime。\"
Thejudgmentofthejurywasreceivedwithgreatapplause,althoughDorothywassobbingmiserablyatthefateofherpet。ThePrincesswasjustabouttoorderEureka’sheadchoppedoffwiththeTinWoodman’saxewhenthatbrilliantpersonageoncemorearoseandaddressedher。
\"YourHighness,\"saidhe,\"seehoweasyitisforajurytobemistaken。
Thekittencouldnothaveeatenyourpiglet——forhereitis!\"
Hetookoffhisfunnelhatandfrombeneathitproducedatinywhitepiglet,whichheheldaloftthatallmightseeitclearly。
Ozmawasdelightedandexclaimed,eagerly:
\"Givememypet,NickChopper!\"
Andallthepeoplecheeredandclappedtheirhands,rejoicingthattheprisonerhadescapeddeathandbeenprovedtobeinnocent。
AsthePrincessheldthewhitepigletinherarmsandstrokeditssofthairshesaid:\"LetEurekaoutofthecage,forsheisnolongeraprisoner,butourgoodfriend。Wheredidyoufindmymissingpet,NickChopper?\"
\"Inaroomofthepalace,\"heanswered。
\"Justice,\"remarkedtheScarecrow,withasigh,\"isadangerousthingtomeddlewith。Ifyouhadn’thappenedtofindthepiglet,Eurekawouldsurelyhavebeenexecuted。\"
\"Butjusticeprevailedatthelast,\"saidOzma,\"forhereismypet,andEurekaisoncemorefree。\"
\"Irefusetobefree,\"criedthekitten,inasharpvoice,\"unlesstheWizardcandohistrickwitheightpiglets。Ifhecanproducebutseven,thenthisisnotthepigletthatwaslost,butanotherone。\"
\"Hush,Eureka!\"warnedtheWizard。
\"Don’tbefoolish,\"advisedtheTinWoodman,\"oryoumaybesorryforit。\"
\"ThepigletthatbelongedtothePrincessworeanemeraldcollar,\"
saidEureka,loudlyenoughforalltohear。
\"Soitdid!\"exclaimedOzma。\"ThiscannotbetheonetheWizardgaveme。\"
\"Ofcoursenot;hehadnineofthem,altogether,\"declaredEureka;
\"andImustsayitwasverystingyofhimnottoletmeeatjustafew。Butnowthatthisfoolishtrialisended,Iwilltellyouwhatreallybecameofyourpetpiglet。\"
AtthiseveryoneintheThroneRoomsuddenlybecamequiet,andthekittencontinued,inacalm,mockingtoneofvoice:
\"IwillconfessthatIintendedtoeatthelittlepigformybreakfast;soIcreptintotheroomwhereitwaskeptwhilethePrincesswasdressingandhidmyselfunderachair。WhenOzmawentawaysheclosedthedoorandleftherpetonthetable。AtonceI
jumpedupandtoldthepigletnottomakeafuss,forhewouldbeinsideofmeinhalfasecond;butnoonecanteachoneofthesecreaturestobereasonable。Insteadofkeepingstill,soIcouldeathimcomfortably,hetrembledsowithfearthathefelloffthetableintoabigvasethatwasstandingonthefloor。Thevasehadaverysmallneck,andspreadoutatthetoplikeabowl。AtfirstthepigletstuckintheneckofthevaseandIthoughtIshouldgethim,afterall,buthewriggledhimselfthroughandfelldownintothedeepbottompart——andIsupposehe’sthereyet。\"
Allwereastonishedatthisconfession,andOzmaatoncesentanofficertoherroomtofetchthevase。WhenhereturnedthePrincesslookeddownthenarrowneckofthebigornamentanddiscoveredherlostpiglet,justasEurekahadsaidshewould。
Therewasnowaytogetthecreatureoutwithoutbreakingthevase,sotheTinWoodmansmasheditwithhisaxeandsetthelittleprisonerfree。
ThenthecrowdcheeredlustilyandDorothyhuggedthekitteninherarmsandtoldherhowdelightedshewastoknowthatshewasinnocent。
\"Butwhydidn’tyoutellusatfirst?\"sheasked。
\"Itwouldhavespoiledthefun,\"repliedthekitten,yawning。
OzmagavetheWizardbackthepiglethehadsokindlyallowedNickChoppertosubstituteforthelostone,andthenshecarriedherownintotheapartmentsofthepalacewhereshelived。Andnow,thetrialbeingover,thegoodcitizensoftheEmeraldCityscatteredtotheirhomes,wellcontentwiththeday’samusement。
20。ZebReturnstotheRanchEurekawasmuchsurprisedtofindherselfindisgrace;butshewas,inspiteofthefactthatshehadnoteatenthepiglet。ForthefolksofOzknewthekittenhadtriedtocommitthecrime,andthatonlyanaccidenthadpreventedherfromdoingso;thereforeeventheHungryTigerpreferrednottoassociatewithher。EurekawasforbiddentowanderaroundthepalaceandwasmadetostayinconfinementinDorothy’sroom;soshebegantobeghermistresstosendhertosomeotherplacewhereshecouldenjoyherselfbetter。
Dorothywasherselfanxioustogethome,soshepromisedEurekatheywouldnotstayintheLandofOzmuchlonger。
ThenexteveningafterthetrialthelittlegirlbeggedOzmatoallowhertolookintheenchantedpicture,andthePrincessreadilyconsented。Shetookthechildtoherroomandsaid:\"Makeyourwish,dear,andthepicturewillshowthesceneyoudesiretobehold。\"
ThenDorothyfound,withtheaidoftheenchantedpicture,thatUncleHenryhadreturnedtothefarminKansas,andshealsosawthatbothheandAuntEmweredressedinmourning,becausetheythoughttheirlittleniecehadbeenkilledbytheearthquake。
\"Really,\"saidthegirl,anxiously,\"Imustgetbackassoonasposs’bletomyownfolks。\"
Zebalsowantedtoseehishome,andalthoughhedidnotfindanyonemorningforhim,thesightofHugson’sRanchinthepicturemadehimlongtogetbackthere。
\"Thisisafinecountry,andIlikeallthepeoplethatliveinit,\"
hetoldDorothy。\"Butthefactis,JimandIdon’tseemtofitintoafairyland,andtheoldhorsehasbeenbeggingmetogohomeagaineversincehelosttherace。So,ifyoucanfindawaytofixit,we’llbemuchobligedtoyou。\"
\"Ozmacandoit,easily,\"repliedDorothy。\"TomorrowmorningI’llgotoKansasandyoucangotoCaliforny。\"
Thatlasteveningwassodelightfulthattheboywillneverforgetitaslongashelives。Theywerealltogether(exceptEureka)intheprettyroomsofthePrincess,andtheWizarddidsomenewtricks,andtheScarecrowtoldstories,andtheTinWoodmansangalovesonginasonorous,metallicvoice,andeverybodylaughedandhadagoodtime。
ThenDorothywoundupTik-tokandhedancedajigtoamusethecompany,afterwhichtheYellowHenrelatedsomeofheradventureswiththeNomeKingintheLandofEv。
ThePrincessserveddeliciousrefreshmentstothosewhowereinthehabitofeating,andwhenDorothy’sbedtimearrivedthecompanyseparatedafterexchangingmanyfriendlysentiments。
Nextmorningtheyallassembledforthefinalparting,andmanyoftheofficialsandcourtierscametolookupontheimpressiveceremonies。
DorothyheldEurekainherarmsandbadeherfriendsafondgood-bye。
\"Youmustcomeagain,sometime,\"saidthelittleWizard;andshepromisedshewouldifshefounditpossibletodoso。
\"ButUncleHenryandAuntEmneedmetohelpthem,\"sheadded,\"soI
can’teverbeverylongawayfromthefarminKansas。\"
OzmaworetheMagicBelt;and,whenshehadkissedDorothyfarewellandhadmadeherwish,thelittlegirlandherkittendisappearedinatwinkling。
\"Whereisshe?\"askedZeb,ratherbewilderedbythesuddennessofit。
\"GreetingheruncleandauntinKansas,bythistime,\"returnedOzma,withasmile。
ThenZebbroughtoutJim,allharnessedtothebuggy,andtookhisseat。
\"I’mmuchobligedforallyourkindness,\"saidtheboy,\"andverygratefultoyouforsavingmylifeandsendingmehomeagainafterallthegoodtimesI’vehad。Ithinkthisistheloveliestcountryintheworld;butnotbeingfairiesJimandIfeelweoughttobewherewebelong——andthat’sattheranch。Good-bye,everybody!\"
Hegaveastartandrubbedhiseyes。Jimwastrottingalongthewell-knownroad,shakinghisearsandwhiskinghistailwithacontentedmotion。JustaheadofthemwerethegatesofHugson’sRanch,andUncleHugsonnowcameoutandstoodwithupliftedarmsandwideopenmouth,staringinamazement。
\"Goodnessgracious!It’sZeb——andJim,too!\"heexclaimed。\"Whereintheworldhaveyoubeen,mylad?\"
\"Why,intheworld,Uncle,\"answeredZeb,withalaugh。