Atlastalargebearcamewalkingthroughthewood。
Perhapshealsowaslookingfornuts;heseemedtobesniffingaround。
ChippyHackeewenthomeinahurry!
AndwhenChippyHackeegothome,hefoundhehadcaughtacoldinhishead;andhewasmoreuncomfortablestill。
AndnowTimmyandGoodyTiptoeskeeptheirnutstorefastenedupwithalittlepadlock。
AndwheneverthatlittlebirdseestheChipmunks,hesings——\"Who’s—been—digging—
upMY—nuts?Who’sbeendig—
ging—upMY—nuts?\"Butnobodyeveranswers!
THETALEOF
MR。TOD
[ForWilliamFrancisofUlva——Someday!]
Ihavemademanybooksaboutwell—behavedpeople。Now,forachange,Iamgoingtomakeastoryabouttwodisagreeablepeople,calledTommyBrockandMr。Tod。
NobodycouldcallMr。Tod\"nice。\"Therabbitscouldnotbearhim;theycouldsmellhimhalfamileoff。Hewasofawanderinghabitandhehadfoxywhiskers;
theyneverknewwherehewouldbenext。
Onedayhewaslivinginastick—
houseinthecoppice[grove],causingterrortothefamilyofoldMr。
BenjaminBouncer。Nextdayhemovedintoapollardwillownearthelake,frighteningthewildducksandthewaterrats。
InwinterandearlyspringhemightgenerallybefoundinanearthamongsttherocksatthetopofBullBanks,underOatmealCrag。
Hehadhalfadozenhouses,buthewasseldomathome。
ThehouseswerenotalwaysemptywhenMr。TodmovedOUT;
becausesometimesTommyBrockmovedIN;(withoutaskingleave)。
TommyBrockwasashortbristlyfatwaddlingpersonwithagrin;hegrinnedalloverhisface。Hewasnotniceinhishabits。Heatewaspnestsandfrogsandworms;andhewaddledaboutbymoonlight,diggingthingsup。
Hisclotheswereverydirty;andashesleptinthedaytime,heal—
wayswenttobedinhisboots。AndthebedwhichhewenttobedinwasgenerallyMr。Tod’s。
NowTommyBrockdidoccasionallyeatrabbitpie;butitwasonlyverylittleyoungonesoccasionally,whenotherfoodwasreallyscarce。
HewasfriendlywitholdMr。
Bouncer;theyagreedindislikingthewickedottersandMr。Tod;theyoftentalkedoverthatpainfulsubject。
OldMr。Bouncerwasstrickeninyears。Hesatinthespringsunshineoutsidetheburrow,inamuffler;
smokingapipeofrabbittobacco。
HelivedwithhissonBenjaminBunnyandhisdaughter—in—lawFlopsy,whohadayoungfamily。
OldMr。Bouncerwasinchargeofthefamilythatafternoon,becauseBenjaminandFlopsyhadgoneout。
Thelittlerabbitbabieswerejustoldenoughtoopentheirblueeyesandkick。Theylayinafluffybedofrabbitwoolandhay,inashallowburrow,separatefromthemainrabbithole。Totellthetruth——oldMr。Bouncerhadforgottenthem。
Hesatinthesun,andconversedcordiallywithTommyBrock,whowaspassingthroughthewoodwithasackandalittlespudwhichheusedfordigging,andsomemoletraps。Hecomplainedbitterlyaboutthescarcityofpheasants’
eggs,andaccusedMr。Todofpoachingthem。Andtheottershadclearedoffallthefrogswhilehewasasleepinwinter——\"Ihavenothadagoodsquaremealforafort—
night,Iamlivingonpig—nuts。I
shallhavetoturnvegetarianandeatmyowntail!\"saidTommyBrock。
Itwasnotmuchofajoke,butittickledoldMr。Bouncer;becauseTommyBrockwassofatandstumpyandgrinning。
SooldMr。Bouncerlaughed;andpressedTommyBrocktocomeinside,totasteasliceofseedcakeand\"aglassofmydaughterFlopsy’scowslipwine。\"TommyBrocksqueezedhimselfintotherabbitholewithalacrity。
ThenoldMr。Bouncersmokedanotherpipe,andgaveTommyBrockacabbageleafcigarwhichwassoverystrongthatitmadeTommyBrockgrinmorethanever;
andthesmokefilledtheburrow。
OldMr。Bouncercoughedandlaughed;andTommyBrockpuffedandgrinned。
AndMr。Bouncerlaughedandcoughed,andshuthiseyesbecauseofthecabbagesmoke……
WhenFlopsyandBenjamincamebackoldMr。Bouncerwokeup。
TommyBrockandalltheyoungrabbitbabieshaddisappeared!
Mr。Bouncerwouldnotconfessthathehadadmittedanybodyintotherabbithole。Butthesmellofbadgerwasundeniable;andtherewereroundheavyfootmarksinthesand。Hewasindisgrace;Flopsywrungherears,andslappedhim。
BenjaminBunnysetoffatonceafterTommyBrock。
Therewasnotmuchdifficultyintrackinghim;hehadlefthisfoot—
markandgoneslowlyupthewind—
ingfootpaththroughthewood。
Herehehadrootedupthemossandwoodsorrel。Therehehaddugquiteadeepholefordogdarnel;
andhadsetamoletrap。Alittlestreamcrossedtheway。Benjaminskippedlightlyoverdry—foot;thebadger’sheavystepsshowedplainlyinthemud。
Thepathledtoapartofthethicketwherethetreeshadbeencleared;therewereleafyoakstumps,andaseaofbluehyacinths——butthesmellthatmadeBenjaminstopwasNOTthesmellofflowers!
Mr。Tod’sstickhousewasbeforehim;and,foronce,Mr。Todwasathome。Therewasnotonlyafoxyflavorinproofofit——therewassmokecomingoutofthebrokenpailthatservedasachimney。
BenjaminBunnysatup,staring,hiswhiskerstwitched。Insidethestickhousesomebodydroppedaplate,andsaidsomething。Benjaminstampedhisfoot,andbolted。
Heneverstoppedtillhecametotheothersideofthewood。ApparentlyTommyBrockhadturnedthesameway。Uponthetopofthewalltherewereagainthemarksofbadger;andsomeravellingsofasackhadcaughtonabriar。
Benjaminclimbedoverthewall,intoameadow。Hefoundanothermoletrapnewlyset;hewasstilluponthetrackofTommyBrock。Itwasgettinglateintheafternoon。
Otherrabbitswerecomingouttoenjoytheeveningair。Oneoftheminabluecoat,byhimself,wasbusilyhuntingfordandelions。——
\"CousinPeter!PeterRabbit,PeterRabbit!\"shoutedBenjaminBunny。
Thebluecoatedrabbitsatupwithprickedears——\"Whateveristhematter,CousinBenjamin?Isitacat?orJohnStoatFerret?\"
\"No,no,no!He’sbaggedmyfamily——TommyBrock——inasack——haveyouseenhim?\"
\"TommyBrock?howmany,CousinBenjamin?\"
\"Seven,CousinPeter,andallofthemtwins!Didhecomethisway?
Pleasetellmequick!\"
\"Yes,yes;nottenminutessince……hesaidtheywereCATERPILLARS;
Ididthinktheywerekickingratherhard,forcaterpillars。\"
\"Whichway?whichwayhashegone,CousinPeter?\"
\"Hehadasackwithsomething’liveinit;Iwatchedhimsetamoletrap。Letmeusemymind,CousinBenjamin;tellmefromthebeginning,\"
Benjamindidso。
\"MyUncleBouncerhasdisplayedalamentablewantofdiscretionforhisyears;\"saidPeterreflectively,\"buttherearetwohopefulcircumstances。Yourfamilyisaliveandkicking;andTommyBrockhashadrefreshments。Hewillprobablygotosleep,andkeepthemforbreakfast。\"
\"Whichway?\"\"CousinBenjamin,composeyourself。Iknowverywellwhichway。BecauseMr。
TodwasathomeinthestickhousehehasgonetoMr。Tod’sotherhouse,atthetopofBullBanks。I
partlyknow,becauseheofferedtoleaveanymessageatSisterCottontail’s;
hesaidhewouldbepassing。\"
(Cottontailhadmarriedablackrabbit,andgonetoliveonthehill。)
Peterhidhisdandelions,andaccompaniedtheafflictedparent,whowasallofatwitter。Theycrossedseveralfieldsandbegantoclimbthehill;thetracksofTommyBrockwereplainlytobeseen。Heseemedtohaveputdownthesackeverydozenyards,torest。
\"Hemustbeverypuffed;weareclosebehindhim,bythescent。
Whatanastyperson!\"saidPeter。
Thesunshinewasstillwarmandslantingonthehillpastures。Halfwayup,Cottontailwassittinginherdoorway,withfourorfivehalf—
grownlittlerabbitsplayingabouther;oneblackandtheothersbrown。
CottontailhadseenTommyBrockpassinginthedistance。
AskedwhetherherhusbandwasathomesherepliedthatTommyBrockhadrestedtwicewhileshewatchedhim。
Hehadnodded,andpointedtothesack,andseemeddoubledupwithlaughing。——\"Comeaway,Peter;hewillbecookingthem;
comequicker!\"saidBenjaminBunny。
Theyclimbedupandup;——\"Hewasathome;Isawhisblackearspeepingoutofthehole。\"\"Theylivetooneartherockstoquarrelwiththeirneighbors。Comeon,CousinBenjamin!\"
WhentheycamenearthewoodatthetopofBullBanks,theywentcautiously。Thetreesgrewamongstheapeduprocks;andthere,beneathacrag,Mr。Todhadmadeoneofhishomes。Itwasatthetopofasteepbank;therocksandbushesoverhungit。Therabbitscreptupcarefully,listeningandpeeping。
Thishousewassomethingbetweenacave,aprison,andatumbledownpigsty。Therewasastrongdoor,whichwasshutandlocked。
Thesettingsunmadethewindowpanesglowlikeredflame;butthekitchenfirewasnotalight。Itwasneatlylaidwithdrysticks,astherabbitscouldsee,whentheypeepedthroughthewindow。
Benjaminsighedwithrelief。
Buttherewerepreparationsuponthekitchentablewhichmadehimshudder。Therewasanimmenseemptypiedishofbluewil—
lowpattern,andalargecarvingknifeandfork,andachopper。
Attheotherendofthetablewasapartlyunfoldedtablecloth,aplate,atumbler,aknifeandfork,saltcellar,mustardandachair——
inshort,preparationsforoneperson’ssupper。
Nopersonwastobeseen,andnoyoungrabbits。Thekitchenwasemptyandsilent;theclockhadrundown。PeterandBenjaminflattenedtheirnosesagainstthewindow,andstaredintothedusk。
Thentheyscrambledroundtherockstotheothersideofthehouse。
Itwasdampandsmelly,andover—
grownwiththornsandbriars。
Therabbitsshiveredintheirshoes。
\"Ohmypoorrabbitbabies!
Whatadreadfulplace;Ishallneverseethemagain!\"sighedBenjamin。
Theycreptuptothebedroomwindow。Itwasclosedandboltedlikethekitchen。Butthereweresignsthatthiswindowhadbeenrecentlyopen;thecobwebsweredisturbed,andtherewerefreshdirtyfootmarksuponthewindowsill。
Theroominsidewassodarkthatatfirsttheycouldmakeoutnothing;
buttheycouldhearanoise——aslowdeepregularsnoringgrunt。
Andastheireyesbecameaccustomedtothedarkness,theyperceivedthatsomebodywasasleeponMr。Tod’sbed,curledupundertheblanket。——\"Hehasgonetobedinhisboots,\"whisperedPeter。
Benjamin,whowasallofatwitter,pulledPeteroffthewindowsill。
TommyBrock’ssnorescontinued,gruntyandregularfromMr。
Tod’sbed。Nothingcouldbeseenoftheyoungfamily。
Thesunhadset;anowlbegantohootinthewood。Thereweremanyunpleasantthingslyingaboutthathadmuchbetterhavebeenburied;
rabbitbonesandskulls,andchickens’
legsandotherhorrors。Itwasashockingplace,andverydark。
Theywentbacktothefrontofthehouse,andtriedineverywaytomovetheboltofthekitchenwindow。
Theytriedtopushuparustynailbetweenthewindowsashes;
butitwasofnouse,especiallywithoutalight。
Theysatsidebysideoutsidethewindow,whisperingandlistening。
Inhalfanhourthemoonroseoverthewood。Itshonefullandclearandcold,uponthehouse,amongsttherocks,andinatthekitchenwindow。Butalas,nolittlerabbitbabiesweretobeseen!Themoonbeamstwinkledonthecarvingknifeandthepiedish,andmadeapathofbrightnessacrossthedirtyfloor。
Thelightshowedalittledoorinawallbesidethekitchenfireplace——alittleirondoorbelongingtoabrickovenofthatold—fashionedsortthatusedtobeheatedwithfaggotsofwood。
AndpresentlyatthesamemomentPeterandBenjaminnoticedthatwhenevertheyshookthewindowthelittledooroppositeshookinanswer。Theyoungfamilywerealive;shutupintheoven!
BenjaminwassoexcitedthatitwasamercyhedidnotawakeTommyBrock,whosesnorescontinuedsolemnlyinMr。Tod’sbed。
Buttherereallywasnotverymuchcomfortinthediscovery。
Theycouldnotopenthewindow;
andalthoughtheyoungfamilywasalivethelittlerabbitswerequitein—
capableoflettingthemselvesout;
theywerenotoldenoughtocrawl。
Aftermuchwhispering,PeterandBenjamindecidedtodigatunnel。
Theybegantoburrowayardortwolowerdownthebank。Theyhopedthattheymightbeabletoworkbetweenthelargestonesunderthehouse;thekitchenfloorwassodirtythatitwasimpossibletosaywhetheritwasmadeofearthorflags。
Theyduganddugforhours。
Theycouldnottunnelstraightonaccountofstones;butbytheendofthenighttheywereunderthekitchenfloor。Benjaminwasonhisbackscratchingupwards。Peter’sclawswereworndown;hewasoutsidethetunnel,shufflingsandaway。Hecalledoutthatitwasmorning——sunrise;andthatthejaysweremakinganoisedownbelowinthewoods。
BenjaminBunnycameoutofthedarktunnelshakingthesandfromhisears;hecleanedhisfacewithhispaws。Everyminutethesunshonewarmeronthetopofthehill。Inthevalleytherewasaseaofwhitemist,withgoldentopsoftreesshowingthrough。
Againfromthefieldsdownbelowinthemisttherecametheangrycryofajay,followedbythesharpyelpingbarkofafox!
Thenthosetworabbitslosttheirheadscompletely。Theydidthemostfoolishthingthattheycouldhavedone。Theyrushedintotheirshortnewtunnel,andhidthemselvesatthetopendofit,underMr。Tod’skitchenfloor。
Mr。TodwascomingupBullBanks,andhewasintheveryworstoftempers。Firsthehadbeenupsetbybreakingtheplate。Itwashisownfault;butitwasachinaplate,thelastofthedinnerservicethathadbelongedtohisgrandmother,oldVixenTod。Thenthemidgeshadbeenverybad。Andhehadfailedtocatchahenpheasantonhernest;andithadcontainedonlyfiveeggs,twoofthemaddled。Mr。
Todhadhadanunsatisfactorynight。
Asusual,whenoutofhumor,hedeterminedtomovehouse。Firsthetriedthepollardwillow,butitwasdamp;andtheottershadleftadeadfishnearit。Mr。Todlikesnobody’sleavingsbuthisown。
Hemadehiswayupthehill;histemperwasnotimprovedbynoticingunmistakablemarksofbadger。
NooneelsegrubsupthemosssowantonlyasTommyBrock。
Mr。Todslappedhisstickupontheearthandfumed;heguessedwhereTommyBrockhadgoneto。
Hewasfurtherannoyedbythejaybirdwhichfollowedhimpersistently。
Itflewfromtreetotreeandscolded,warningeveryrabbitwithinhearingthateitheracatorafoxwascominguptheplantation。
OncewhenitflewscreamingoverhisheadMr。Todsnappedatit,andbarked。
Heapproachedhishouseverycarefully,withalargerustykey。Hesniffedandhiswhiskersbristled。
Thehousewaslockedup,butMr。
Todhadhisdoubtswhetheritwasempty。Heturnedtherustykeyinthelock;therabbitsbelowcouldhearit。Mr。Todopenedthedoorcautiouslyandwentin。
ThesightthatmetMr。Tod’seyesinMr。Tod’skitchenmadeMr。Todfurious。TherewasMr。Tod’schair,andMr。Tod’spiedish,andhisknifeandforkandmustardandsaltcellar,andhistablecloth,thathehadleftfoldedupinthedresser——allsetoutforsupper(orbreakfast)
——withoutdoubtforthatodiousTommyBrock。
Therewasasmelloffreshearthanddirtybadger,whichfortunatelyoverpoweredallsmellofrabbit。
ButwhatabsorbedMr。Tod’sattentionwasanoise,adeepslowregularsnoringgruntingnoise,comingfromhisownbed。
Hepeepedthroughthehingesofthehalf—openbedroomdoor。Thenheturnedandcameoutofthehouseinahurry。Hiswhiskersbristledandhiscoatcollarstoodonendwithrage。
ForthenexttwentyminutesMr。
Todkeptcreepingcautiouslyintothehouse,andretreatinghurriedlyoutagain。Bydegreesheventuredfurtherin——rightintothebed—
room。Whenhewasoutsidethehouse,hescratcheduptheearthwithfury。Butwhenhewasinside——hedidnotlikethelookofTommyBrock’steeth。
Hewaslyingonhisbackwithhismouthopen,grinningfromeartoear。Hesnoredpeacefullyandregularly;butoneeyewasnotperfectlyshut。
Mr。Todcameinandoutofthebedroom。Twicehebroughtinhiswalkingstick,andoncehebroughtinthecoalscuttle。Buthethoughtbetterofit,andtookthemaway。
Whenhecamebackafterremovingthecoalscuttle,TommyBrockwaslyingalittlemoresideways;
butheseemedevensounderasleep。
Hewasanincurablyindolentperson;
hewasnotintheleastafraidofMr。Tod;hewassimplytoolazyandcomfortabletomove。
Mr。Todcamebackyetagainintothebedroomwithaclothesline。HestoodaminutewatchingTommyBrockandlisteningattentivelytothesnores。Theywereveryloudindeed,butseemedquitenatural。
Mr。Todturnedhisbacktowardsthebed,andundidthewindow。Itcreaked;heturnedroundwithajump。TommyBrock,whohadopenedoneeye——shutithastily。
Thesnorescontinued。
Mr。Tod’sproceedingswerepeculiar,andratherdifficult(becausethebedwasbetweenthewindowandthedoorofthebedroom)。Heopenedthewindowalittleway,andpushedoutthegreaterpartoftheclotheslineontothewindow—
sill。Therestoftheline,withahookattheend,remainedinhishand。
TommyBrocksnoredconscientiously。
Mr。Todstoodandlookedathimforaminute;thenhelefttheroomagain。
TommyBrockopenedbotheyes,andlookedattheropeandgrinned。
Therewasanoiseoutsidethewindow。
TommyBrockshuthiseyesinahurry。
Mr。Todhadgoneoutatthefrontdoor,androundtothebackofthehouse。Ontheway,hestumbledovertherabbitburrow。Ifhehadhadanyideawhowasinsideithewouldhavepulledthemoutquickly。
HisfootwentthroughthetunnelnearlyuponthetopofPeterRabbitandBenjamin;but,fortunately,hethoughtthatitwassomemoreofTommyBrock’swork。
Hetookupthecoiloflinefromthesill,listenedforamoment,andthentiedtheropetoatree。
TommyBrockwatchedhimwithoneeye,throughthewindow。Hewaspuzzled。
Mr。Todfetchedalargeheavypailfulofwaterfromthespring,andstaggeredwithitthroughthekitchenintohisbedroom。
TommyBrocksnoredindustriously,withratherasnort。
Mr。Todputdownthepailbesidethebed,tookuptheendofropewiththehook——hesitated,andlookedatTommyBrock。Thesnoreswerealmostapoplectic;butthegrinwasnotquitesobig。
Mr。Todgingerlymountedachairbytheheadofthebedstead。
HislegsweredangerouslyneartoTommyBrock’steeth。
Hereachedupandputtheendofrope,withthehook,overtheheadofthetesterbed,wherethecurtainsoughttohang。
(Mr。Tod’scurtainswerefoldedup,andputaway,owingtothehousebeingunoccupied。Sowasthecounterpane。TommyBrockwascoveredwithablanketonly。)
Mr。Todstandingontheunsteadychairlookeddownuponhimattentively;
hereallywasafirstprizesoundsleeper!
Itseemedasthoughnothingwouldwakenhim——noteventheflappingropeacrossthebed。
Mr。Toddescendedsafelyfromthechair,andendeavoredtogetupagainwiththepailofwater。Heintendedtohangitfromthehook,danglingovertheheadofTommyBrock,inordertomakeasortofshower—bath,workedbyastring,throughthewindow。
But,naturally,beingathin—
leggedperson(thoughvindictiveandsandywhiskered)——hewasquiteunabletolifttheheavyweighttothelevelofthehookandrope。Heverynearlyoverbalancedhimself。
Thesnoresbecamemoreandmoreapoplectic。OneofTommyBrock’shindlegstwitchedundertheblanket,butstillhesleptonpeacefully。
Mr。Todandthepaildescendedfromthechairwithoutaccident。
Afterconsiderablethought,heemptiedthewaterintoawashbasinandjug。Theemptypailwasnottooheavyforhim;heslungitupwobblingovertheheadofTommyBrock。
Surelythereneverwassuchasleeper!Mr。Todgotupanddown,downanduponthechair。
Ashecouldnotliftthewholepailfulofwateratoncehefetchedamilkjugandladledquartsofwaterintothepailbydegrees。Thepailgotfullerandfuller,andswunglikeapendulum。Occasionallyadropsplashedover;butstillTommyBrocksnoredregularlyandnevermoved,——exceptinoneeye。
AtlastMr。Tod’spreparationswerecomplete。Thepailwasfullofwater;theropewastightlystrainedoverthetopofthebed,andacrossthewindowsilltothetreeoutside。
\"Itwillmakeagreatmessinmybedroom;butIcouldneversleepinthatbedagainwithoutaspringcleaningofsomesort,\"saidMr。
Tod。
Mr。Todtookalastlookatthebadgerandsoftlylefttheroom。Hewentoutofthehouse,shuttingthefrontdoor。Therabbitsheardhisfootstepsoverthetunnel。
Heranroundbehindthehouse,intendingtoundotheropeinordertoletfallthepailfulofwateruponTommyBrock——
\"Iwillwakehimupwithanunpleasantsurprise,\"saidMr。Tod。
Themomenthehadgone,TommyBrockgotupinahurry;herolledMr。Tod’sdressing—gownintoabundle,putitintothebedbeneaththepailofwaterinsteadofhimself,andlefttheroomalso——
grinningimmensely。
Hewentintothekitchen,lightedthefireandboiledthekettle;forthemomenthedidnottroublehimselftocookthebabyrabbits。
WhenMr。Todgottothetree,hefoundthattheweightandstrainhaddraggedtheknotsotightthatitwaspastuntying。Hewasobligedtognawitwithhisteeth。Hechewedandgnawedformorethantwentyminutes。Atlasttheropegavewaywithsuchasuddenjerkthatitnearlypulledhisteethout,andquiteknockedhimoverbackwards。
Insidethehousetherewasagreatcrashandsplash,andthenoiseofapailrollingoverandover。
Butnoscreams。Mr。Todwasmystified;hesatquitestill,andlistenedattentively。Thenhepeepedinatthewindow。Thewaterwasdrippingfromthebed,thepailhadrolledintoacorner。
Inthemiddleofthebed,undertheblanket,wasawetSOMETHING
——muchflattenedinthemiddle,wherethepailhadcaughtit(asitwereacrossthetummy)。Itsheadwascoveredbythewetblanket,anditwasNOTSNORINGANYLONGER。
Therewasnothingstirring,andnosoundexceptthedrip,drop,drop,drip,ofwatertricklingfromthemattress。
Mr。Todwatcheditforhalfanhour;hiseyesglistened。
Thenhecutacaper,andbecamesoboldthatheeventappedatthewindow;butthebundlenevermoved。
Yes——therewasnodoubtaboutit——ithadturnedoutevenbetterthanhehadplanned;thepailhadhitpooroldTommyBrock,andkilledhimdead!
\"Iwillburythatnastypersonintheholewhichhehasdug。Iwillbringmybeddingout,anddryitinthesun,\"saidMr。Tod。
\"Iwillwashthetableclothandspreaditonthegrassinthesuntobleach。Andtheblanketmustbehungupinthewind;andthebedmustbethoroughlydisinfected,andairedwithawarming—pan;
andwarmedwithahotwaterbottle。\"
\"Iwillgetsoftsoap,andmonkeysoap,andallsortsofsoap;andsodaandscrubbingbrushes;andpersianpowder;andcarbolictoremovethesmell。Imusthaveadisinfecting。PerhapsImayhavetoburnsulphur。\"
Hehurriedroundthehousetogetashovelfromthekitchen——
\"FirstIwillarrangethehole——thenIwilldragoutthatpersonintheblanket……\"
Heopenedthedoor……
TommyBrockwassittingatMr。
Tod’skitchentable,pouringoutteafromMr。Tod’steapotintoMr。
Tod’steacup。Hewasquitedryhimselfandgrinning;andhethrewthecupofscaldingteaalloverMr。
Tod。
ThenMr。TodrusheduponTommyBrock,andTommyBrockgrappledwithMr。Todamongstthebrokencrockery,andtherewasaterrificbattlealloverthekitchen。Totherabbitsunderneathitsoundedasifthefloorwouldgivewayateachcrashoffallingfurniture。
Theycreptoutoftheirtunnel,andhungaboutamongsttherocksandbushes,listeninganxiously。
Insidethehousetheracketwasfearful。Therabbitbabiesintheovenwokeuptrembling;perhapsitwasfortunatetheywereshutupinside。
Everythingwasupsetexceptthekitchentable。
Andeverythingwasbroken,exceptthemantelpieceandthekitchenfender。Thecrockerywassmashedtoatoms。
Thechairswerebroken,andthewindow,andtheclockfellwithacrash,andtherewerehandfulsofMr。Tod’ssandywhiskers。
Thevasesfelloffthemantelpiece,thecannistersfellofftheshelf;thekettlefelloffthehob。
TommyBrockputhisfootinajarofraspberryjam。
AndtheboilingwateroutofthekettlefelluponthetailofMr。Tod。
Whenthekettlefell,TommyBrock,whowasstillgrinning,happenedtobeuppermost;andherolledMr。Todoverandoverlikealog,outatthedoor。
Thenthesnarlingandworryingwentonoutside;andtheyrolledoverthebank,anddownhill,bumpingovertherocks。TherewillneverbeanylovelostbetweenTommyBrockandMr。Tod。
Assoonasthecoastwasclear,PeterRabbitandBenjaminBunnycameoutofthebushes。
\"Nowforit!Runin,CousinBenjamin!Runinandgetthem!whileIwatchthedoor。\"
ButBenjaminwasfrightened——
\"Oh;oh!theyarecomingback!\"
\"Notheyarenot。\"
\"Yestheyare!\"
\"Whatdreadfulbadlanguage!I
thinktheyhavefallendownthestonequarry。\"
StillBenjaminhesitated,andPeterkeptpushinghim——
\"Bequick,it’sallright。Shuttheovendoor,CousinBenjamin,sothathewon’tmissthem。\"
DecidedlytherewerelivelydoingsinMr。Tod’skitchen!
Athomeintherabbithole,thingshadnotbeenquitecomfortable。
Afterquarrelingatsupper,FlopsyandoldMr。Bouncerhadpassedasleeplessnight,andquarrelledagainatbreakfast。OldMr。
Bouncercouldnolongerdenythathehadinvitedcompanyintotherabbithole;butherefusedtoreplytothequestionsandreproachesofFlopsy。Thedaypassedheavily。
OldMr。Bouncer,verysulky,washuddledupinacorner,barricadedwithachair。Flopsyhadtakenawayhispipeandhiddenthetobacco。
Shehadbeenhavingacompleteturnoutandspringcleaning,torelieveherfeelings。Shehadjustfinished。OldMr。Bouncer,behindhischair,waswonderinganxiouslywhatshewoulddonext。
InMr。Tod’skitchen,amidstthewreckage,BenjaminBunnypickedhiswaytotheovennervously,throughathickcloudofdust。Heopenedtheovendoor,feltinside,andfoundsomethingwarmandwriggling。Helifteditoutcarefully,andrejoinedPeterRabbit。
\"I’vegotthem!Canwegetaway?
Shallwehide,CousinPeter?\"
Peterprickedhisears;distantsoundsoffightingstillechoedinthewood。
FiveminutesafterwardstwobreathlessrabbitscamescutteringawaydownBullBanks,halfcarrying,halfdraggingasackbetweenthem,bumpettybumpoverthegrass。Theyreachedhomesafely,andburstintotherabbithole。
GreatwasoldMr。Bouncer’sreliefandFlopsy’sjoywhenPeterandBenjaminarrivedintriumphwiththeyoungfamily。Therabbitbabieswererathertumbledandveryhungry;
theywerefedandputtobed。
Theysoonrecovered。
AnewlongpipeandafreshsupplyofrabbittobaccowaspresentedtoMr。Bouncer。Hewasratheruponhisdignity;butheaccepted。
OldMr。Bouncerwasforgiven,andtheyallhaddinner。ThenPeterandBenjamintoldtheirstory——buttheyhadnotwaitedlongenoughtobeabletotelltheendofthebattlebetweenTommyBrockandMr。
Tod。
THETALEOF
PIGLINGBLAND
[ForCicilyandCharlie,aTaleoftheChristmasPig]
OnceuponatimetherewasanoldpigcalledAuntPettitoes。Shehadeightofafamily:fourlittlegirlpigs,calledCross—patch,Suck—suck,Yock—yockandSpot;andfourlittleboypigs,calledAlexander,PiglingBland,Chin—ChinandStumpy。
Stumpyhadhadanaccidenttohistail。
Theeightlittlepigshadveryfineappetites——\"Yus,yus,yus!theyeatandindeedtheyDOeat!\"saidAuntPettitoes,lookingatherfamilywithpride。Suddenlytherewerefearfulsqueals;Alexanderhadsqueezedinsidethehoopsofthepigtroughandstuck。
AuntPettitoesandIdraggedhimoutbythehindlegs。
Chin—chinwasalreadyindisgrace;
itwaswashingday,andhehadeatenapieceofsoap。Andpresentlyinabasketofcleanclothes,wefoundanotherdirtylittlepig——\"Tchut,tut,tut!whicheveristhis?\"gruntedAuntPettitoes。
Nowallthepigfamilyarepink,orpinkwithblackspots,butthispigchildwassmuttyblackallover;
whenithadbeenpoppedintoatub,itprovedtobeYock—yock。
Iwentintothegarden;thereI
foundCross—patchandSuck—suckrootingupcarrots。Iwhippedthemmyselfandledthemoutbytheears。Cross—patchtriedtobiteme。
\"AuntPettitoes,AuntPettitoes!
youareaworthyperson,butyourfamilyisnotwellbroughtup。
EveryoneofthemhasbeeninmischiefexceptSpotandPiglingBland。\"
\"Yus,yus!\"sighedAuntPettitoes。
\"Andtheydrinkbucketfulsofmilk;
Ishallhavetogetanothercow!
GoodlittleSpotshallstayathometodothehousework;buttheothersmustgo。Fourlittleboypigsandfourlittlegirlpigsaretoomanyaltogether。\"\"Yus,yus,yus,\"saidAuntPettitoes,\"therewillbemoretoeatwithoutthem。\"
SoChin—chinandSuck—suckwentawayinawheel—barrow,andStumpy,Yock—yockandCross—
patchrodeawayinacart。
Andtheothertwolittleboypigs,PiglingBlandandAlexanderwenttomarket。Webrushedtheircoats,wecurledtheirtailsandwashedtheirlittlefaces,andwishedthemgoodbyeintheyard。
AuntPettitoeswipedhereyeswithalargepockethandkerchief,thenshewipedPiglingBland’snoseandshedtears;thenshewipedAlexander’snoseandshedtears;
thenshepassedthehandkerchieftoSpot。AuntPettitoessighedandgrunted,andaddressedthoselittlepigsasfollows——
\"NowPiglingBland,sonPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。TakeyourbrotherAlexanderbythehand。MindyourSundayclothes,andremembertoblowyournose\"
——(AuntPettitoespassedroundthehandkerchiefagain)——\"bewareoftraps,henroosts,baconandeggs;
alwayswalkuponyourhindlegs。\"
PiglingBlandwhowasasedatelittlepig,lookedsolemnlyathismother,ateartrickleddownhischeek。
AuntPettitoesturnedtotheother——\"NowsonAlexandertakethehand\"——\"Wee,wee,wee!\"
giggledAlexander——\"takethehandofyourbrotherPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。Mind——\"\"Wee,wee,wee!\"interruptedAlexanderagain。\"Youputmeout,\"saidAuntPettitoes——\"Observesignpostsandmilestones;donotgobbleherringbones——\"\"Andremember,\"saidI
impressively,\"ifyouoncecrossthecountyboundaryyoucannotcomeback。Alexander,youarenotattending。HerearetwolicensespermittingtwopigstogotomarketinLancashire。AttendAlexander。I
havehadnoendoftroubleingettingthesepapersfromthepoliceman。\"
PiglingBlandlistenedgravely;Alexanderwashopelesslyvolatile。
Ipinnedthepapers,forsafety,insidetheirwaistcoatpockets;
AuntPettitoesgavetoeachalittlebundle,andeightconversationpeppermintswithappropriatemoralsentimentsinscrewsofpaper。Thentheystarted。
PiglingBlandandAlexandertrottedalongsteadilyforamile;atleastPiglingBlanddid。Alexandermadetheroadhalfaslongagainbyskippingfromsidetoside。Hedancedaboutandpinchedhisbrother,singing——
\"Thispigwenttomarket,thispigstayedathome,\"Thispighadabitofmeat——
let’sseewhattheyhavegivenUSfordinner,Pigling?\"
PiglingBlandandAlexandersatdownanduntiedtheirbundles。
Alexandergobbleduphisdinnerinnotime;hehadalreadyeatenallhisownpeppermints——\"Givemeoneofyours,please,Pigling?\"\"ButIwishtopreservethemforemergencies,\"saidPiglingBlanddoubtfully。Alexanderwentintosquealsoflaughter。ThenheprickedPiglingwiththepinthathadfastenedhispigpaper;andwhenPiglingslappedhimhedroppedthepin,andtriedtotakePigling’spin,andthepapersgotmixedup。PiglingBlandreprovedAlexander。
Butpresentlytheymadeitupagain,andtrottedawaytogether,singing——
\"Tom,Tomthepiper’sson,stoleapigandawayheran!
\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was`Overthehillsandfaraway!’\"
\"What’sthat,youngSirs?Stoleapig?Whereareyourlicenses?\"saidthepoliceman。Theyhadnearlyrunagainsthimroundacorner。PiglingBlandpulledouthispaper;Alexander,afterfumbling,handedoversomethingscrumply——
\"To21/2oz。conversationsweetiesatthreefarthings\"——\"What’sthis?
thisain’talicense?\"Alexander’snoselengthenedvisibly,hehadlostit。\"Ihadone,indeedIhad,Mr。
Policeman!\"
\"It’snotlikelytheyletyoustartwithout。Iampassingthefarm。
Youmaywalkwithme。\"\"CanI
comebacktoo?\"inquiredPiglingBland。\"Iseenoreason,youngSir;
yourpaperisallright。\"PiglingBlanddidnotlikegoingonalone,anditwasbeginningtorain。Butitisunwisetoarguewiththepolice;
hegavehisbrotherapeppermint,andwatchedhimoutofsight。
ToconcludetheadventuresofAlexander——thepolicemansauntereduptothehouseaboutteatime,followedbyadampsubduedlittlepig。IdisposedofAlexanderintheneighborhood;hedidfairlywellwhenhehadsettleddown。
PiglingBlandwentonalonedejectedly;hecametocrossroadsandasign—post——\"ToMarket—town5
miles,\"\"OvertheHills,4miles,\"
\"ToPettitoesFarm,3miles。\"
PiglingBlandwasshocked,therewaslittlehopeofsleepinginMarketTown,andtomorrowwasthehiringfair;itwasdeplorabletothinkhowmuchtimehadbeenwastedbythefrivolityofAlexander。
Heglancedwistfullyalongtheroadtowardsthehills,andthensetoffwalkingobedientlytheotherway,buttoninguphiscoatagainsttherain。Hehadneverwantedtogo;andtheideaofstandingallbyhimselfinacrowdedmarket,tobestaredat,pushed,andhiredbysomebigstrangefarmerwasverydisagreeable——
\"IwishIcouldhavealittlegardenandgrowpotatoes,\"saidPiglingBland。
Heputhiscoldhandinhispocketandfelthispaper,heputhisotherhandinhisotherpocketandfeltanotherpaper——Alexander’s!
Piglingsquealed;thenranbackfrantically,hopingtoovertakeAlexanderandthepoliceman。
Hetookawrongturn——severalwrongturns,andwasquitelost。
Itgrewdark,thewindwhistled,thetreescreakedandgroaned。
PiglingBlandbecamefrightenedandcried\"Wee,wee,wee!Ican’tfindmywayhome!\"
Afteranhour’swanderinghegotoutofthewood;themoonshonethroughtheclouds,andPiglingBlandsawacountrythatwasnewtohim。
Theroadcrossedamoor;belowwasawidevalleywitharivertwinklinginthemoonlight,andbeyond——inmistydistance——laythehills。
Hesawasmallwoodenhut,madehiswaytoit,andcreptinside——\"IamafraiditISahenhouse,butwhatcanIdo?\"saidPiglingBland,wetandcoldandquitetiredout。
\"Baconandeggs,baconandeggs!\"cluckedahenonaperch。
\"Trap,trap,trap!cackle,cackle,cackle!\"scoldedthedisturbedcockerel。\"Tomarket,tomarket!
jiggettyjig!\"cluckedabroodywhitehenroostingnexttohim。PiglingBland,muchalarmed,determinedtoleaveatdaybreak。Inthemeantime,heandthehensfellasleep。
Inlessthananhourtheywereallawakened。Theowner,Mr。PeterThomasPiperson,camewithalanternandahampertocatchsixfowlstotaketomarketinthemorning。
Hegrabbedthewhitehenroostingnexttothecock;thenhiseyefelluponPiglingBland,squeezedupinacorner。Hemadeasingularremark——\"Hallo,here’sanother!\"
——seizedPiglingbythescruffoftheneck,anddroppedhimintothehamper。Thenhedroppedinfivemoredirty,kicking,cacklinghensuponthetopofPiglingBland。
Thehampercontainingsixfowlsandayoungpigwasnolightweight;itwastakendownhill,unsteadily,withjerks。Pigling,althoughnearlyscratchedtopieces,contrivedtohidethepapersandpeppermintsinsidehisclothes。
Atlastthehamperwasbumpeddownuponakitchenfloor,thelidwasopened,andPiglingwasliftedout。Helookedup,blinking,andsawanoffensivelyuglyelderlyman,grinningfromeartoear。
\"Thisone’scomeofhimself,whatever,\"saidMr。Piperson,turningPigling’spocketsinsideout。Hepushedthehamperintoacorner,threwasackoverittokeepthehensquiet,putapotonthefire,andunlacedhisboots。
PiglingBlanddrewforwardacoppystool,andsatontheedgeofit,shylywarminghishands。Mr。
Pipersonpulledoffabootandthrewitagainstthewainscotatthefurtherendofthekitchen。Therewasasmotherednoise——\"Shutup!\"saidMr。Piperson。PiglingBlandwarmedhishands,andeyedhim。
Mr。Pipersonpulledofftheotherbootandflungitafterthefirst,therewasagainacuriousnoise——
\"Bequiet,willye?\"saidMr。Piperson。
PiglingBlandsatontheveryedgeofthecoppystool。
Mr。Pipersonfetchedmealfromachestandmadeporridge,itseemedtoPiglingthatsomethingatthefurtherendofthekitchenwastakingasuppressedinterestinthecooking;buthewastoohungrytobetroubledbynoises。
Mr。Pipersonpouredoutthreeplatefuls:forhimself,forPigling,andathird—afterglaringatPigling——
heputawaywithmuchscuffling,andlockedup。PiglingBlandatehissupperdiscreetly。
AftersupperMr。Pipersonconsultedanalmanac,andfeltPigling’sribs;itwastoolateintheseasonforcuringbacon,andhegrudgedhismeal。Besides,thehenshadseenthispig。
Helookedatthesmallremainsofaflitch[sideofbacon],andthenlookedundecidedlyatPigling。\"Youmaysleepontherug,\"saidMr。
PeterThomasPiperson。
PiglingBlandsleptlikeatop。InthemorningMr。Pipersonmademoreporridge;theweatherwaswarmer。Helookedhowmuchmealwasleftinthechest,andseemeddissatisfied——\"You’lllikelybemovingonagain?\"saidhetoPiglingBland。
BeforePiglingcouldreply,aneighbor,whowasgivingMr。Pipersonandthehensalift,whistledfromthegate。Mr。Pipersonhurriedoutwiththehamper,enjoiningPiglingtoshutthedoorbehindhimandnotmeddlewithnought;or\"I’llcomebackandskinye!\"saidMr。Piperson。
ItcrossedPigling’smindthatifHEhadaskedforalift,too,hemightstillhavebeenintimeformarket。
ButhedistrustedPeterThomas。
Afterfinishingbreakfastathisleisure,Piglinghadalookroundthecottage;everythingwaslockedup。Hefoundsomepotatopeelingsinabucketinthebackkitchen。
Piglingatethepeel,andwasheduptheporridgeplatesinthebucket。
Hesangwhileheworked——
\"Tomwithhispipemadesuchanoise,Hecalledupallthegirlsandboys——
\"Andtheyallrantohearhimplay,\"Overthehillsandfaraway!——\"
Suddenlyalittlesmotheredvoicechimedin——
\"Overthehillsandagreatwayoff,Thewindshallblowmytopknotoff。\"
PiglingBlandputdownaplatewhichhewaswiping,andlistened。
Afteralongpause,Piglingwentontiptoeandpeepedroundthedoorintothefrontkitchen;therewasnobodythere。
Afteranotherpause,Piglingapproachedthedoorofthelockedcupboard,andsnuffedatthekeyhole。
Itwasquitequiet。
Afteranotherlongpause,Piglingpushedapeppermintunderthedoor。Itwassuckedinimmediately。
InthecourseofthedayPiglingpushedinallhisremainingsixpeppermints。
WhenMr。Pipersonreturned,hefoundPiglingsittingbeforethefire;
hehadbrushedupthehearthandputonthepottoboil;themealwasnotget—at—able。
Mr。Pipersonwasveryaffable;heslappedPiglingontheback,madelotsofporridgeandforgottolockthemealchest。Hedidlockthecup—
boarddoor;butwithoutproperlyshuttingit。Hewenttobedearly,andtoldPiglinguponnoaccounttodisturbhimnextdaybeforetwelveo’clock。
PiglingBlandsatbythefire,eatinghissupper。
Allatonceathiselbow,alittlevoicespoke——\"MynameisPig—wig。
Makememoreporridge,please!\"
PiglingBlandjumped,andlookedround。
AperfectlylovelylittleblackBerkshirepigstoodsmilingbesidehim。Shehadtwinklylittlescrewedupeyes,adoublechin,andashortturnedupnose。
ShepointedatPigling’splate;hehastilygaveittoher,andfledtothemealchest——\"Howdidyoucomehere?\"askedPiglingBland。
\"Stolen,\"repliedPig—wig,withhermouthfull。Piglinghelpedhimselftomealwithoutscruple。\"Whatfor?\"\"Bacon,hams,\"repliedPig—
wigcheerfully。\"Whyonearthdon’tyourunaway?\"exclaimedthehorrifiedPigling。
\"Ishallaftersupper,\"saidPig—
wigdecidedly。
PiglingBlandmademoreporridgeandwatchedhershyly。
Shefinishedasecondplate,gotup,andlookedabouther,asthoughsheweregoingtostart。
\"Youcan’tgointhedark,\"saidPiglingBland。
Pig—wiglookedanxious。
\"Doyouknowyourwaybyday—
light?\"
\"Iknowwecanseethislittlewhitehousefromthehillsacrosstheriver。Whichwayare_you_going,Mr。Pig?\"
\"Tomarket——Ihavetwopigpapers。Imighttakeyoutothebridge;
ifyouhavenoobjection,\"saidPiglingmuchconfusedandsittingontheedgeofhiscoppystool。Pig—
wig’sgratitudewassuchandsheaskedsomanyquestionsthatitbecameembarrassingtoPiglingBland。
Hewasobligedtoshuthiseyesandpretendtosleep。Shebecamequiet,andtherewasasmellofpeppermint。
\"Ithoughtyouhadeatenthem?\"
saidPigling,wakingsuddenly。
\"Onlythecorners,\"repliedPig—
wig,studyingthesentimentswithmuchinterestbythefirelight。
\"Iwishyouwouldn’t;hemightsmellthemthroughtheceiling,\"
saidthealarmedPigling。
Pig—wigputbackthestickypeppermintsintoherpocket;\"Singsomething,\"shedemanded。
\"Iamsorry……Ihavetooth—
ache,\"saidPiglingmuchdismayed。
\"ThenIwillsing,\"repliedPig—
wig,\"YouwillnotmindifIsayiddytidditty?Ihaveforgottensomeofthewords。\"
PiglingBlandmadenoobjection;
hesatwithhiseyeshalfshut,andwatchedher。
Shewaggedherheadandrockedabout,clappingtimeandsinginginasweetlittlegruntyvoice——
\"Afunnyoldmotherpiglivedinastye,andthreelittlepiggieshadshe;
\"(Tiiddittyidditty)umph,umph,umph!andthelittlepigssaidwee,wee!\"
Shesangsuccessfullythroughthreeorfourverses,onlyateveryverseherheadnoddedalittlelower,andherlittletwinklyeyesclosedup——
\"Thosethreelittlepiggiesgrewpeakyandlean,andleantheymightverywellbe;
\"Forsomehowtheycouldn’tsayumph,umph,umph!andtheywouldn’tsaywee,wee,wee!
\"Forsomehowtheycouldn’tsay——
Pig—wig’sheadbobbedlowerandlower,untilsherolledover,alittleroundball,fastasleeponthehearth—rug。
PiglingBland,ontiptoe,coveredherupwithanantimacassar。
Hewasafraidtogotosleephimself;
fortherestofthenighthesatlisteningtothechirpingofthecricketsandtothesnoresofMr。
Pipersonoverhead。
Earlyinthemorning,betweendarkanddaylight,PiglingtieduphislittlebundleandwokeupPig—
wig。Shewasexcitedandhalf—
frightened。\"Butit’sdark!Howcanwefindourway?\"
\"Thecockhascrowed;wemuststartbeforethehenscomeout;theymightshouttoMr。Piperson。\"
Pig—wigsatdownagain,andcommencedtocry。
\"ComeawayPig—wig;wecanseewhenwegetusedtoit。Come!Icanhearthemclucking!\"
Piglinghadneversaidshuh!toaheninhislife,beingpeaceable;
alsoherememberedthehamper。
Heopenedthehousedoorquietlyandshutitafterthem。Therewasnogarden;theneighborhoodofMr。Piperson’swasallscratchedupbyfowls。Theyslippedawayhandinhandacrossanuntidyfieldtotheroad。
\"Tom,Tomthepiper’sson,stoleapigandawayheran!
\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was`Overthehillsandfaraway!’\"
\"ComePig—wig,wemustgettothebridgebeforefolksarestirring。\"
\"Whydoyouwanttogotomarket,Pigling?\"inquiredPig—wigThesunrosewhiletheywerecrossingthemoor,adazzleoflightoverthetopsofthehills。Thesunshinecreptdowntheslopesintothepeacefulgreenvalleys,wherelittlewhitecottagesnestledingardensandorchards。
\"That’sWestmorland,\"saidPig—
wig。ShedroppedPigling’shandandcommencedtodance,singing——
presently。\"Idon’twant;Iwanttogrowpotatoes。\"\"Haveapeppermint?\"
saidPig—wig。PiglingBlandrefusedquitecrossly。\"Doesyourpoortoothyhurt?\"inquiredPig—
wig。PiglingBlandgrunted。
Pig—wigatethepeppermintherself,andfollowedtheoppositesideoftheroad。\"Pig—wig!keepunderthewall,there’samanploughing。\"
Pig—wigcrossedover,theyhurrieddownhilltowardsthecountyboundary。
SuddenlyPiglingstopped;heheardwheels。
Slowlyjogginguptheroadbelowthemcameatradesman’scart。Thereinsflappedonthehorse’sback,thegrocerwasreadinganewspaper。
\"Takethatpeppermintoutofyourmouth,Pig—wig,wemayhavetorun。Don’tsayoneword。Leaveittome。Andinsightofthebridge!\"
saidpoorPigling,nearlycrying。
Hebegantowalkfrightfullylame,holdingPig—wig’sarm。
Thegrocer,intentuponhisnewspaper,mighthavepassedthem,ifhishorsehadnotshiedandsnorted。Hepulledthecartcrossways,andhelddownhiswhip。\"Hallo?Whereareyougoingto?\"——PiglingBlandstaredathimvacantly。
\"Areyoudeaf?Areyougoingtomarket?\"Piglingnoddedslowly。
\"Ithoughtasmuch。Itwasyesterday。Showmeyourlicense?\"
Piglingstaredattheoffhindshoeofthegrocer’shorsewhichhadpickedupastone。
Thegrocerflickedhiswhip——
\"Papers?Piglicense?\"Piglingfumbledinallhispockets,andhandedupthepapers。Thegrocerreadthem,butstillseemeddissatisfied。
\"Thisherepigisayounglady;ishernameAlexander?\"Pig—wigopenedhermouthandshutitagain;Piglingcoughedasthmatically。
Thegrocerranhisfingerdowntheadvertisementcolumnofhisnewspaper——\"Lost,stolenorstrayed,10S。reward;\"helookedsuspiciouslyatPig—wig。Thenhestoodupinthetrap,andwhistledfortheploughman。
\"YouwaitherewhileIdriveonandspeaktohim,\"saidthegrocer,gatheringupthereins。Heknewthatpigsareslippery;butsurely,suchaVERYlamepigcouldneverrun!
\"Notyet,Pig—wig,hewilllookback。\"Thegrocerdidso;hesawthetwopigsstock—stillinthemid—
dleoftheroad。Thenhelookedoverathishorse’sheels;itwaslamealso;thestonetooksometimetoknockout,afterhegottotheploughman。
\"Now,Pig—wig,NOW!\"saidPiglingBland。
Neverdidanypigsrunasthesepigsran!Theyracedandsquealedandpelteddownthelongwhitehilltowardsthebridge。LittlefatPig—
wig’spetticoatsfluttered,andherfeetwentpitter,patter,pitter,assheboundedandjumped。
Theyran,andtheyran,andtheyrandownthehill,andacrossashortcutonlevelgreenturfatthebottom,betweenpebblebedsandrushes。
Theycametotheriver,theycametothebridge——theycrossedithandinhand——thenoverthehillsandfarawayshedancedwithPiglingBland!
GINGERANDPICKLES
[DedicatedWithverykindregardstooldMr。JohnTaylor,Who\"thinkshemightpassasadormouse,\"
(Threeyearsinbedandneveragrumble!)。]
Onceuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas\"GingerandPickles。\"
ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——
LucindaandJaneDoll—cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。
Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。
GingerandPicklessoldredspottypockethandkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。
Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。
Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair—
pinsandmuttonchops。
GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。
Gingerwasayellowtomcat,andPickleswasaterrier。
TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。
Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。
GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。
\"Icannotbear,\"saidhe,\"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。\"
\"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,\"repliedPickles,\"butitwouldneverdotoeatourcustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit’s。\"
\"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,\"repliedGingergloomily。
(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。
Shedidnotgivecredit。)
Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe\"till。\"
GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。
Nowthemeaningof\"credit\"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。
AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,\"Withpleasure,madam,\"anditiswrittendowninabook。
Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。
Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;theyneverpaidforasmuchasapenny—
worthofpeppermints。
Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit’s。
Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。
PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。
Theyatethembycandle—
lightaftertheshopwasclosed。
\"Itisveryuncomfortable,I
amafraidIshallbesummoned。
IhavetriedinvaintogetalicenseuponcreditatthePostOffice;\"saidPickles。
\"Theplaceisfullofpolicemen。
ImetoneasIwascominghome。
\"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。\"
\"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,\"repliedGinger。
WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicense。
\"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,\"saidPickles。
\"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicense,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。\"
\"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——
\"Whereareallthecreamcrackers?\"
\"Youhaveeatenthemyourself。\"
repliedGinger。
GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlor。
Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。
\"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree—
quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。
\"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?\"
\"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody`withcompliments,’\"
repliedGinger。
Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。
\"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!\"splutteredGingerbehindasugarbarrel,\"he’sonlyaGermandoll!\"
Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。
Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。
Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlor。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanotebook!
Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。
Buttheenveloperemained。
\"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?
Iamafraiditisasummons,\"
saidPickles。
\"No,\"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,\"itistheratesandtaxes,3pounds19
113/4。\"[poundsareBritishmoney,the19isschillings,andthenpence]
\"Thisisthelaststraw,\"saidPickles,\"letusclosetheshop。\"
Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighborhood。
Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。
Gingerislivinginthewarren[gamepreserveforrabbits]。
Idonotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。
Picklesisatpresentagame—
keeper。
AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。
Buttheydidnotkeep\"self—
fittingsixes\";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。
Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。
TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalfpenny;andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。
Ofcoursetherearethetradesmen’scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。
Butapersoncannotliveon\"seedwigs\"andspongecakeandbutterbuns——notevenwhenthespongecakeisasgoodasTimothy’s!
AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。
AndwhenMr。JohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut\"verysnug;\"
whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusiness。
Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。
SoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtoreopentheshop——\"Henny’sOpeningSale!GrandcooperativeJumble!
Penny’spennyprices!
Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!\"
Theposterreallywasmost’ticing。
Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcannisters。
SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。
Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。
Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。