DRAMATISPERSONAE
KarstenBernick,ashipbuilder。
Mrs。Bernick,hiswife。
Olaf,theirson,thirteenyearsold。
MarthaBernick,KarstenBernick’ssister。
JohanTonnesen,Mrs。Bernick’syoungerbrother。
LonaHessel,Mrs。Bernick’selderhalf—sister。
HilmarTonnesen,Mrs。Bernick’scousin。
DinaDorf,ayounggirllivingwiththeBernicks。
Rorlund,aschoolmaster。
Rummel,amerchant。
VigelandandSandstad,tradesmanKrap,Bernick’sconfidentialclerk。
Aune,foremanofBernick’sshipbuildingyard。
Mrs。Rummel。
HildaRummel,herdaughter。
Mrs。Holt。
NettaHolt,herdaughter。
Mrs。Lynge。
Townsfolkandvisitors,foreignsailors,steamboatpassengers,etc。,etc。
(TheactiontakesplaceattheBernicks’houseinoneofthesmallercoasttownsinNorway)
ACTI。
(SCENE。——Aspaciousgarden—roomintheBERNICKS’house。IntheforegroundontheleftisadoorleadingtoBERNICK’Sbusinessroom;
fartherbackinthesamewall,asimilardoor。Inthemiddleoftheoppositewallisalargeentrance—door,whichleadstothestreet。Thewallinthebackgroundisalmostwhollycomposedofplate—glass;adoorinitopensuponabroadflightofstepswhichleaddowntothegarden;
asun—awningisstretchedoverthesteps。Belowthestepsapartofthegardenisvisible,borderedbyafencewithasmallgateinit。Ontheothersideofthefencerunsastreet,theoppositesideofwhichisoccupiedbysmallwoodenhousespaintedinbrightcolours。Itissummer,andthesunisshiningwarmly。Peopleareseen,everynowandthen,passingalongthestreetandstoppingtotalktooneanother;
othersgoinginandoutofashopatthecorner,etc。
Intheroomagatheringofladiesisseatedroundatable。MRS。BERNICK
ispresiding;onherleftsideareMRS。HOLTandherdaughterNETTA,andnexttothemMRS。RUMMELandHILDARUMMEL。OnMRS。BERNICK’SrightareMRS。LYNGE,MARTHABERNICKandDINADORF。Alltheladiesarebusyworking。Onthetableliegreatpilesoflinengarmentsandotherarticlesofclothing,somehalffinished,andsomemerelycutout。
Fartherback,atasmalltableonwhichtwopotsofflowersandaglassofsugaredwaterarestanding,RORLUNDissitting,readingaloudfromabookwithgiltedges,butonlyloudenoughforthespectatorstocatchawordnowandthen。OutinthegardenOLAFBERNICKisrunningaboutandshootingatatargetwithatoycrossbow。
AfteramomentAUNEcomesinquietlythroughthedoorontheright。
Thereisaslightinterruptioninthereading。MRS。BERNICKnodstohimandpointstothedoorontheleft。AUNEgoesquietlyacross,knockssoftlyatthedoorofBERNICK’Sroom,andafteramoment’spause,knocksagain。KRAPcomesoutoftheroom,withhishatinhishandandsomepapersunderhisarm。)
Krap:Oh,itwasyouknocking?
Aune:Mr。Bernicksentforme。
Krap:Hedid——buthecannotseeyou。Hehasdeputedmetotellyou——
Aune:Deputedyou?Allthesame,Iwouldmuchrather——
Krap:——deputedmetotellyouwhathewantedtosaytoyou。YoumustgiveuptheseSaturdaylecturesofyourstothemen。
Aune:Indeed?IsupposedImightusemyowntime——
Krap:Youmustnotuseyourowntimeinmakingthemenuselessinworkinghours。LastSaturdayyouweretalkingtothemoftheharmthatwouldbedonetotheworkmenbyournewmachinesandthenewworkingmethodsattheyard。Whatmakesyoudothat?
Aune:Idoitforthegoodofthecommunity。
Krap:That’scurious,becauseMr。Bernicksaysitisdisorganisingthecommunity。
Aune:MycommunityisnotMr。Bernick’s,Mr。Krap!AsPresidentoftheIndustrialAssociation,Imust——
Krap:Youare,firstandforemost,PresidentofMr。Bernick’sshipbuildingyard;and,beforeeverythingelse,youhavetodoyourdutytothecommunityknownasthefirmofBernick&Co。;thatiswhateveryoneofuslivesfor。Well,nowyouknowwhatMr。Bernickhadtosaytoyou。
Aune:Mr。Bernickwouldnothaveputitthatway,Mr。Krap!ButIknowwellenoughwhomIhavetothankforthis。ItisthatdamnedAmericanboat。Thosefellowsexpecttogetworkdoneherethewaytheyareaccustomedtoitoverthere,andthat——
Krap:Yes,yes,butIcan’tgointoallthesedetails。YouknownowwhatMr。Bernickmeans,andthatissufficient。Besogoodastogobacktotheyard;probablyyouareneededthere。Ishallbedownmyselfinalittlewhile。——Excuseme,ladies!(Bowstotheladiesandgoesoutthroughthegardenanddownthestreet。AUNEgoesquietlyouttotheright。RORLUND,whohascontinuedhisreadingduringtheforegoingconversation,whichhasbeencarriedoninlowtones,hasnowcometotheendofthebook,andshutsitwithabang。)
Rorlund:There,mydearladies,thatistheendofit。
Mrs。Rummel:Whataninstructivetale!
Mrs。Holt:Andsuchagoodmoral!
Mrs。Bernick:Abooklikethatreallygivesonesomethingtothinkabout。
Rorlund:Quiteso;itpresentsasalutarycontrasttowhat,unfortunately,meetsoureyeseverydayinthenewspapersandmagazines。Lookatthegildedandpaintedexteriordisplayedbyanylargecommunity,andthinkwhatitreallyconceals!——emptinessandrottenness,ifImaysayso;nofoundationofmoralitybeneathit。Inaword,theselargecommunitiesofoursnow—a—daysarewhitedsepulchres。
Mrs。Holt:Howtrue!Howtrue!
Mrs。Rummel:Andforanexampleofit,weneedlooknofartherthanatthecrewoftheAmericanshipthatislyingherejustnow。
Rorlund:Oh,Iwouldrathernotspeakofsuchoffscouringsofhumanityasthat。Buteveninhighercircles——whatisthecasethere?Aspiritofdoubtandunrestonallsides;mindsneveratpeace,andinstabilitycharacterisingalltheirbehaviour。Lookhowcompletelyfamilylifeisunderminedoverthere!Lookattheirshamelessloveofcastingdoubtoneventhemostserioustruths!
Dina(withoutlookingupfromherwork):Butaretherenotmanybigthingsdonetheretoo?
Rorlund:Bigthingsdone——?Idonotunderstand——。
Mrs。Holt(inamazement):Goodgracious,Dina——!
Mrs。Rummel(inthesamebreath):Dina,howcanyou——?
Rorlund:Ithinkitwouldscarcelybeagoodthingforusifsuch\"bigthings\"becametherulehere。No,indeed,weoughttobeonlytoothankfulthatthingsareastheyareinthiscountry。Itistrueenoughthattaresgrowupamongstourwheatheretoo,alas;butwedoourbestconscientiouslytoweedthemoutaswellasweareable。Theimportantthingistokeepsocietypure,ladies——towardoffallthehazardousexperimentsthatarestlessageseekstoforceuponus。
Mrs。Holt:Andtherearemorethanenoughoftheminthewind,unhappily。
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,youknowlastyearweonlybyahair’sbreadthescapedtheprojectofhavingarailwayhere。
Mrs。Bernick:Ah,myhusbandpreventedthat。
Rorlund:Providence,Mrs。Bernick。YoumaybecertainthatyourhusbandwastheinstrumentofahigherPowerwhenherefusedtohaveanythingtodowiththescheme。
Mrs。Bernick:Andyettheysaidsuchhorriblethingsabouthiminthenewspapers!Butwehavequiteforgottentothankyou,Mr。Rorlund。Itisreallymorethanfriendlyofyoutosacrificesomuchofyourtimetous。
Rorlund:Notatall。Thisisholidaytime,and——
Mrs。Bernick:Yes,butitisasacrificeallthesame,Mr。Rorlund。
Rorlund(drawinghischairnearer):Don’tspeakofit,mydearlady。
Areyounotallofyoumakingsomesacrificeinagoodcause?——andthatwillinglyandgladly?Thesepoorfallencreaturesforwhoserescueweareworkingmaybecomparedtosoldierswoundedonthefieldofbattle;
you,ladies,arethekind—heartedsistersofmercywhopreparethelintforthesestrickenones,laythebandagessoftlyontheirwounds,healthemandcurethem。
Mrs。Bernick:Itmustbeawonderfulgifttobeabletoseeeverythinginsuchabeautifullight。
Rorlund:Agooddealofitisinborninone——butitcanbetoagreatextentacquired,too。Allthatisneedfulistoseethingsinthelightofaseriousmissioninlife。(ToMARTHA:)Whatdoyousay,MissBernick?Haveyounotfeltasifyouwerestandingonfirmergroundsinceyougaveyourselfuptoyourschoolwork?
Martha:Ireallydonotknowwhattosay。Therearetimes,whenIamintheschoolroomdownthere,thatIwishIwerefarawayoutonthestormyseas。
Rorlund:Thatismerelytemptation,dearMissBernick。Yououghttoshutthedoorsofyourminduponsuchdisturbingguestsasthat。Bythe\"stormyseas\"——forofcourseyoudonotintendmetotakeyourwordsliterally——youmeantherestlesstideofthegreatouterworld,wheresomanyareshipwrecked。Doyoureallysetsuchstoreonthelifeyouhearrushingbyoutside?Onlylookoutintothestreet。Theretheygo,walkingaboutintheheatofthesun,perspiringandtumblingaboutovertheirlittleaffairs。No,weundoubtedlyhavethebestofit,whoareabletosithereinthecoolandturnourbacksonthequarterfromwhichdisturbancecomes。
Martha:Yes,Ihavenodoubtyouareperfectlyright。
Rorlund:Andinahouselikethis,inagoodandpurehome,wherefamilylifeshowsinitsfairestcolours——wherepeaceandharmonyrule——(ToMRS。BERNICK:)Whatareyoulisteningto,Mrs。Bernick?
Mrs。Bernick(whohasturnedtowardsthedoorofBERNICK’Sroom):Theyaretalkingveryloudinthere。
Rorlund:Isthereanythingparticulargoingon?
Mrs。Bernick:Idon’tknow。Icanhearthatthereissomebodywithmyhusband。
(HILMARTONNESEN,smokingacigar,appearsinthedoorwayontheright,butstopsshortatthesightofthecompanyofladies。)
Hilmar:Oh,excuseme——(Turnstogoback。)
Mrs。Bernick:No,Hilmar,comealongin;youarenotdisturbingus。Doyouwantsomething?
Hilmar:No,Ionlywantedtolookinhere——Goodmorning,ladies。(ToMRS。BERNICK:)Well,whatistheresult?
Mrs。Bernick:Ofwhat?
Hilmar:Karstenhassummonedameeting,youknow。
Mrs。Bernick:Hashe?Whatabout?
Hilmar:Oh,itisthisrailwaynonsenseoveragain。
Mrs。Rummel:Isitpossible?
Mrs。Bernick:PoorKarsten,ishetohavemoreannoyanceoverthat?
Rorlund:Buthowdoyouexplainthat,Mr。Tonnesen?YouknowthatlastyearMr。Bernickmadeitperfectlyclearthathewouldnothavearailwayhere。
Hilmar:Yes,thatiswhatIthought,too;butImetKrap,hisconfidentialclerk,andhetoldmethattherailwayprojecthadbeentakenupagain,andthatMr。Bernickwasinconsultationwiththreeofourlocalcapitalists。
Mrs。Rummel:Ah,IwasrightinthinkingIheardmyhusband’svoice。
Hilmar:OfcourseMr。Rummelisinit,andsoareSandstadandMichaelVigeland,\"SaintMichael\",astheycallhim。
Rorlund:Ahem!
Hilmar:Ibegyourpardon,Mr。Rorlund?
Mrs。Bernick:Justwheneverythingwassoniceandpeaceful。
Hilmar:Well,asfarasIamconcerned,Ihavenottheslightestobjectiontotheirbeginningtheirsquabblingagain。Itwillbealittlediversion,anyway。
Rorlund:Ithinkwecandispensewiththatsortofdiversion。
Hilmar:Itdependshowyouareconstituted。Certainnaturesfeelthelustofbattlenowandthen。Butunfortunatelylifeinacountrytowndoesnotoffermuchinthatway,anditisn’tgiventoeveryoneto(turnstheleavesofthebookRORLUNDhasbeenreading)。\"WomanastheHandmaidofSociety。\"Whatsortofdrivelisthis?
Mrs。Bernick:MydearHilmar,youmustnotsaythat。Youcertainlyhavenotreadthebook。
Hilmar:No,andIhavenointentionofreadingit,either。
Mrs。Bernick:Surelyyouarenotfeelingquitewelltoday。
Hilmar:No,Iamnot。
Mrs。Bernick:Perhapsyoudidnotsleepwelllastnight?
Hilmar:No,Isleptverybadly。Iwentforawalkyesterdayeveningformyhealth’ssake;andIfinishedupattheclubandreadabookaboutaPolarexpedition。Thereissomethingbracinginfollowingtheadventuresofmenwhoarebattlingwiththeelements。
Mrs。Rummel:Butitdoesnotappeartohavedoneyoumuchgood,Mr。
Tonnesen。
Hilmar:No,itcertainlydidnot。Ilayallnighttossingabout,onlyhalfasleep,anddreamtthatIwasbeingchasedbyahideouswalrus。
Olaf(whomeanwhilehascomeupthestepsfromthegarden):Haveyoubeenchasedbyawalrus,uncle?
Hilmar:Idreamtit,youduffer!Doyoumeantosayyouarestillplayingaboutwiththatridiculousbow?Whydon’tyougetholdofarealgun?
Olaf:Ishouldliketo,but——
Hilmar:Thereissomesenseinathinglikethat;itisalwaysanexcitementeverytimeyoufireitoff。
Olaf:AndthenIcouldshootbears,uncle。Butdaddywon’tletme。
Mrs。Bernick:Youreallymustn’tputsuchideasintohishead,Hilmar。
Hilmar:Hm!It’sanicebreedweareeducatingupnow—a—days,isn’tit!Wetalkagreatdealaboutmanlysports,goodnessknows——butweonlyplaywiththequestion,allthesame;thereisneveranyseriousinclinationforthebracingdisciplinethatliesinfacingdangermanfully。Don’tstandpointingyourcrossbowatme,blockhead——itmightgooff!
Olaf:No,uncle,thereisnoarrowinit。
Hilmar:Youdon’tknowthatthereisn’t——theremaybe,allthesame。
Takeitaway,Itellyou!——WhyonearthhaveyounevergoneovertoAmericaononeofyourfather’sships?Youmighthaveseenabuffalohuntthen,orafightwithRedIndians。
Mrs。Bernick:Oh,Hilmar——!
Olaf:Ishouldlikethatawfully,uncle;andthenperhapsImightmeetUncleJohanandAuntLona。
Hilmar:Hm!——Rubbish。
Mrs。Bernick:Youcangodownintothegardenagainnow,Olaf。
Olaf:Mother,mayIgooutintothestreettoo?
Mrs。Bernick:Yes,butnottoofar,mind。
(OLAFrunsdownintothegardenandoutthroughthegateinthefence。)
Rorlund:Yououghtnottoputsuchfanciesintothechild’shead,Mr。
Tonnesen。
Hilmar:No,ofcourseheisdestinedtobeamiserablestay—at—home,likesomanyothers。
Rorlund:Butwhydoyounottakeatripoverthereyourself?
Hilmar:I?Withmywretchedhealth?OfcourseIgetnoconsiderationonthataccount。Butputtingthatoutofthequestion,youforgetthatonehascertainobligationstoperformtowardsthecommunityofwhichoneformsapart。TheremustbesomeoneheretoholdaloftthebanneroftheIdeal。——Ugh,thereheisshoutingagain!
TheLadies:Whoisshouting?
Hilmar:IamsureIdon’tknow。Theyareraisingtheirvoicessoloudintherethatitgetsonmynerves。
Mrs。Bernick:Iexpectitismyhusband,Mr。Tonnesen。Butyoumustrememberheissoaccustomedtoaddressinglargeaudiences。
Rorlund:Ishouldnotcalltheotherslow—voiced,either。
Hilmar:GoodLord,no!——notonanyquestionthattouchestheirpockets。Everythinghereendsinthesepettymaterialconsiderations。
Ugh!
Mrs。Bernick:Anyway,thatisabetterstateofthingsthanitusedtobewheneverythingendedinmerefrivolity。
Mrs。Lynge:Thingsreallyusedtobeasbadasthathere?
Mrs。Rummel:Indeedtheywere,Mrs。Lynge。Youmaythinkyourselfluckythatyoudidnotliveherethen。
Mrs。Holt:Yes,timeshavechanged,andnomistake,whenIlookbacktothedayswhenIwasagirl。
Mrs。Rummel:Oh,youneednotlookbackmorethanfourteenorfifteenyears。Godforgiveus,whatalifeweled!ThereusedtobeaDancingSocietyandaMusicalSociety——
Mrs。Bernick:AndtheDramaticClub。Irememberitverywell。
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,thatwaswhereyourplaywasperformed,Mr。Tonnesen。
Hilmar(fromthebackoftheroom):What,what?
Rorlund:AplaybyMr。Tonnesen?
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,itwaslongbeforeyoucamehere,Mr。Rorlund。Anditwasonlyperformedonce。
Mrs。Lynge:Wasthatnottheplayinwhichyoutoldmeyoutookthepartofayoungman’ssweetheart,Mrs。Rummel?
Mrs。Rummel(glancingtowardsRORLUND):I?Ireallycannotremember,Mrs。Lynge。ButIrememberwellalltheriotousgaietythatusedtogoon。
Mrs。Holt:Yes,therewerehousesIcouldnameinwhichtwolargedinner—partiesweregiveninoneweek。
Mrs。Lynge:AndsurelyIhaveheardthatatouringtheatricalcompanycamehere,too?
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,thatwastheworstthingofthelot。
Mrs。Holt(uneasily):Ahem!
Mrs。Rummel:Didyousayatheatricalcompany?No,Idon’trememberthatatall。
Mrs。Lynge:Ohyes,andIhavebeentoldtheyplayedallsortsofmadpranks。Whatisreallythetruthofthosestories?
Mrs。Rummel:Thereispracticallynotruthinthem,Mrs。Lynge。
Mrs。Holt:Dina,mylove,willyougivemethatlinen?
Mrs。Bernick(atthesametime):Dina,dear,willyougoandaskKatrinetobringusourcoffee?
Martha:Iwillgowithyou,Dina。
(DINAandMARTHAgooutbythefartherdooron,theleft。)
Mrs。Bernick(gettingup):Willyouexcusemeforafewminutes?
Ithinkwewillhaveourcoffeeoutside。(Shegoesouttotheverandahandsetstoworktolayatable。RORLUNDstandsinthedoorwaytalkingtoher。HILMARsitsoutside,smoking。)
Mrs。Rummel(inalowvoice):Mygoodness,Mrs。Lynge,howyoufrightenedme!
Mrs。Lynge:I?
Mrs。Holt:Yes,butyouknowitwasyouthatbeganit,Mrs。
Rummel。
Mrs。Rummel:I?Howcanyousaysuchathing,Mrs。Holt?Notasyllablepassedmylips!
Mrs。Lynge:Butwhatdoesitallmean?
Mrs。Rummel:Whatmadeyoubegintotalkabout——?Think——didyounotseethatDinawasintheroom?
Mrs。Lynge:Dina?Goodgracious,isthereanythingwrongwith——?
Mrs。Holt:Andinthishouse,too!DidyounotknowitwasMrs。
Bernick’sbrother——?
Mrs。Lynge:Whatabouthim?Iknownothingaboutitatall;Iamquitenewtotheplace,youknow。
Mrs。Rummel:Haveyounotheardthat——?Ahem!
(Toherdaughter)Hilda,dear,youcangoforalittlestrollinthegarden?
Mrs。Holt:Yougotoo,Netta。AndbeverykindtopoorDinawhenshecomesback。(HILDAandNETTAgooutintothegarden。)
Mrs。Lynge:Well,whataboutMrs。Bernick’sbrother?
Mrs。Rummel:Don’tyouknowthedreadfulscandalabouthim?
Mrs。Lynge:AdreadfulscandalaboutMr。Tonnesen?
Mrs。Rummel:GoodHeavens,no。Mr。Tonnesenishercousin,ofcourse,Mrs。Lynge。Iamspeakingofherbrother——
Mrs。Holt:ThewickedMr。Tonnesen——
Mrs。Rummel:HisnamewasJohan。HeranawaytoAmerica。
Mrs。Holt:Hadtorunaway,youmustunderstand。
Mrs。Lynge:Thenitishethescandalisabout?
Mrs。Rummel:Yes;therewassomething——howshallIputit?——therewassomethingofsomekindbetweenhimandDina’smother。I
rememberitallasifitwereyesterday。JohanTonnesenwasinoldMrs。Bernick’sofficethen;KarstenBernickhadjustcomebackfromParis——hehadnotyetbecomeengaged——
Mrs。Lynge:Yes,butwhatwasthescandal?
Mrs。Rummel:Well,youmustknowthatMoller’scompanywereactinginthetownthatwinter——
Mrs。Holt:AndDorf,theactor,andhiswifewereinthecompany。
Alltheyoungmeninthetownwereinfatuatedwithher。
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,goodnessknowshowtheycouldthinkherpretty。
Well,Dorfcamehomelateoneevening——
Mrs。Holt:Quiteunexpectedly。
Mrs。Rummel:Andfoundhis——No,reallyitisn’tathingonecantalkabout。
Mrs。Holt:Afterall,Mrs。Rummel,hedidn’tfindanything,becausethedoorwaslockedontheinside。
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,thatisjustwhatIwasgoingtosay——hefoundthedoorlocked。And——justthinkofit——themanthatwasinthehousehadtojumpoutofthewindow。
Mrs。Holt:Rightdownfromanatticwindow。
Mrs。Lynge:AndthatwasMrs。Bernick’sbrother?
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,itwashe。
Mrs。Lynge:AndthatwaswhyheranawaytoAmerica?
Mrs。Holt:Yes,hehadtorunaway,youmaybesure。
Mrs。Rummel:Becausesomethingwasdiscoveredafterwardsthatwasnearlyasbad;justthink——hehadbeenmakingfreewiththecash—
box……
Mrs。Holt:But,youknow,noonewascertainofthat,Mrs。
Rummel;perhapstherewasnotruthintherumour。
Mrs。Rummel:Well,Imustsay——!Wasn’titknownalloverthetown?DidnotoldMrs。Bernicknearlygobankruptastheresultofit?However,GodforbidIshouldbetheonetospreadsuchreports。
Mrs。Holt:Well,anyway,Mrs。Dorfdidn’tgetthemoney,becauseshe——
Mrs。Lynge:Yes,whathappenedtoDina’sparentsafterwards?
Mrs。Rummel:Well,Dorfdesertedbothhiswifeandhischild。Butmadamwasimpudentenoughtostayhereawholeyear。Ofcourseshehadnotthefacetoappearatthetheatreanymore,butshekeptherselfbytakinginwashingandsewing——
Mrs。Holt:Andthenshetriedtosetupadancingschool。
Mrs。Rummel:Naturallythatwasnogood。Whatparentswouldtrusttheirchildrentosuchawoman?Butitdidnotlastverylong。
Thefinemadamwasnotaccustomedtowork;shegotsomethingwrongwithherlungsanddiedofit。
Mrs。Lynge:Whatahorriblescandal!
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,youcanimaginehowharditwasupontheBernicks。Itisthedarkspotamongthesunshineoftheirgoodfortune,asRummelonceputit。Soneverspeakaboutitinthishouse,Mrs。Lynge。
Mrs。Holt:Andforheaven’ssakenevermentionthestepsister,either!
Mrs。Lynge:Oh,soMrs。Bernickhasastep—sister,too?
Mrs。Rummel:Had,luckily——fortherelationshipbetweenthemisallovernow。Shewasanextraordinarypersontoo!Wouldyoubelieveit,shecutherhairshort,andusedtogoaboutinmen’sbootsinbadweather!
Mrs。Holt:Andwhenherstep—brother,theblacksheep,hadgoneaway,andthewholetownnaturallywastalkingabouthim——whatdoyouthinkshedid?ShewentouttoAmericatohim!
Mr。Rummel:Yes,butrememberthescandalshecausedbeforeshewent,Mrs。Holt。
Mrs。Holt:Hush,don’tspeakofit。
Mrs。Lynge:Mygoodness,didshecreateascandaltoo?
Mrs。Rummel:Ithinkyououghttohearit,Mrs。Lynge。Mr。
BernickhadjustgotengagedtoBettyTonnesen,andthetwoofthemwentarminarmintoheraunt’sroomtotellherthenews——
Mrs。Holt:TheTonnesens’parentsweredead,youknow——
Mrs。Rummel:When,suddenly,upgotLonaHesselfromherchairandgaveourrefinedandwell—bredKarstenBernicksuchaboxontheearthathisheadswam。
Mrs。Lynge:Well,IamsureInever——
Mrs。Holt:Itisabsolutelytrue。
Mrs。Rummel:AndthenshepackedherboxandwentawaytoAmerica。
Mrs。Lynge:Isupposeshehadhadhereyeonhimforherself。
Mrs。Rummel:Ofcourseshehad。SheimaginedthatheandshewouldmakeamatchofitwhenhecamebackfromParis。
Mrs。Holt:Theideaofherthinkingsuchathing!KarstenBernick——amanoftheworldandthepinkofcourtesy,aperfectgentleman,thedarlingofalltheladies……
Mrs。Rummel:And,withitall,suchanexcellentyoungman,Mrs。
Holt——somoral。
Mrs。Lynge:ButwhathasthisMissHesselmadeofherselfinAmerica?
Mrs。Rummel:Well,yousee,overthat(asmyhusbandonceputit)
hasbeendrawnaveilwhichoneshouldhesitatetolift。
Mrs。Lynge:Whatdoyoumean?
Mrs。Rummel:Shenolongerhasanyconnectionwiththefamily,asyoumaysuppose;butthismuchthewholetownknows,thatshehassungformoneyindrinkingsaloonsoverthere——
Mrs。Holt:Andhasgivenlecturesinpublic——
Mrs。Rummel:Andhaspublishedsomemadkindofbook。
Mrs。Lynge:Youdon’tsayso!
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,itistrueenoughthatLonaHesselisoneofthespotsonthesunoftheBernickfamily’sgoodfortune。Well,nowyouknowthewholestory,Mrs。Lynge。IamsureIwouldneverhavespokenaboutitexcepttoputyouonyourguard。
Mrs。Lynge:Oh,youmaybesureIshallbemostcareful。ButthatpoorchildDinaDorf!Iamtrulysorryforher。
Mrs。Rummel:Well,reallyitwasastrokeofgoodluckforher。
Thinkwhatitwouldhavemeantifshehadbeenbroughtupbysuchparents!Ofcoursewedidourbestforher,everyoneofus,andgaveherallthegoodadvicewecould。EventuallyMissBernickgothertakenintothishouse。
Mrs。Holt:Butshehasalwaysbeenadifficultchildtodealwith。Itisonlynatural——withallthebadexamplesshehadhadbeforeher。Agirlofthatsortisnotlikeoneofourown;onemustbelenientwithher。
Mrs。Rummel:Hush——hereshecomes。(Inaloudervoice。)Yes,Dinaisreallyaclevergirl。Oh,isthatyou,Dina?Wearejustputtingawaythethings。
Mrs。Holt:Howdeliciousyourcoffeesmells,mydearDina。Anicecupofcoffeelikethat——
Mrs。Bernick(callinginfromtheverandah):Willyoucomeouthere?(MeanwhileMARTHAandDINAhavehelpedtheMaidtobringoutthecoffee。Alltheladiesseatthemselvesontheverandah,andtalkwithagreatshowofkindnesstoDINA。InafewmomentsDINAcomesbackintotheroomandlooksforhersewing。)
Mrs。Bernick(fromthecoffeetable):Dina,won’tyou——?
Dina:No,thankyou。(Sitsdowntohersewing。MRS。BERNICKandRORLUNDexchangeafewwords;amomentafterwardshecomesbackintotheroom,makesapretextforgoinguptothetable,andbeginsspeakingtoDINAinlowtones。)
Rorlund:Dina。
Dina:Yes?
Rorlund:Whydon’tyouwanttositwiththeothers?
Dina:WhenIcameinwiththecoffee,Icouldseefromthestrangelady’sfacethattheyhadbeentalkingaboutme。
Rorlund:Butdidyounotseeaswellhowagreeableshewastoyououtthere?
Dina:ThatisjustwhatIwillnotstandRorlund:Youareveryself—willed,Dina。
Dina:Yes。
Rorlund:Butwhy?
Dina:Becauseitismynature。
Rorlund:Couldyounottrytoalteryournature?
Dina:No。
Rorlund:Whynot?
Dina(lookingathim):BecauseIamoneofthe\"poorfallencreatures\",youknow。
Rorlund:Forshame,Dina。
Dina:Sowasmymother。
Rorlund:Whohasspokentoyouaboutsuchthings?
Dina:Noone;theyneverdo。Whydon’tthey?Theyallhandlemeinsuchagingerlyfashion,asiftheythoughtIshouldgotopiecesifthey———。Oh,howIhateallthiskind—heartedness。
Rorlund:MydearDina,Icanquiteunderstandthatyoufeelrepressedhere,but——
Dina:Yes;ifonlyIcouldgetrightawayfromhere。Icouldmakemyownwayquitewell,ifonlyIdidnotliveamongstpeoplewhoareso——so——
Rorlund:Sowhat?
Dina:Soproperandsomoral。
Rorlund:Ohbut,Dina,youdon’tmeanthat。
Dina:YouknowquitewellinwhatsenseImeanit。HildaandNettacomehereeveryday,tobeexhibitedtomeasgoodexamples。Icanneverbesobeautifullybehavedasthey;Idon’twanttobe。IfonlyIwererightawayfromitall,Ishouldgrowtobeworthsomething。
Rorlund:Butyouareworthagreatdeal,Dinadear。
Dina:Whatgooddoesthatdomehere?
Rorlund:Getrightaway,yousay?Doyoumeanitseriously?
Dina:Iwouldnotstayhereadaylonger,ifitwerenotforyou。
Rorlund:Tellme,Dina——whyisitthatyouarefondofbeingwithme?
Dina:Becauseyouteachmesomuchthatisbeautiful。
Rorlund:Beautiful?DoyoucallthelittleIcanteachyou,beautiful?
Dina:Yes。Orperhaps,tobeaccurate,itisnotthatyouteachmeanything;butwhenIlistentoyoutalkingIseebeautifulvisions。
Rorlund:Whatdoyoumeanexactlywhenyoucallathingbeautiful?
Dina:Ihaveneverthoughtitout。
Rorlund:Thinkitoutnow,then。Whatdoyouunderstandbyabeautifulthing?
Dina:Abeautifulthingissomethingthatisgreat——andfaroff。
Rorlund:Hm!——Dina,Iamsodeeplyconcernedaboutyou,mydear。
Dina:Onlythat?
Rorlund:YouknowperfectlywellthatyouaredearertomethanI
cansay。
Dina:IfIwereHildaorNetta,youwouldnotbeafraidtoletpeopleseeit。
Rorlund:Ah,Dina,youcanhavenoideaofthenumberofthingsI
amforcedtotakeintoconsideration。Whenitisaman’slottobeamoralpillarofthecommunityhelivesin,hecannotbetoocircumspect。IfonlyIcouldbecertainthatpeoplewouldinterpretmymotivesproperly。Butnomatterforthat;youmust,andshallbe,helpedtoraiseyourself。Dina,isitabargainbetweenusthatwhenIcome——whencircumstancesallowmetocome—
—toyouandsay:\"Hereismyhand,\"youwilltakeitandbemywife?Willyoupromisemethat,Dina?
Dina:Yes。
Rorlund:Thankyou,thankyou!Becauseformypart,too——oh,Dina,Iloveyousodearly。Hush!Someoneiscoming。Dina——formysake——goouttotheothers。(Shegoesouttothecoffeetable。AtthesamemomentRUMMEL,SANDSTADandVIGELANDcomeoutofBERNICK’Sroom,followedbyBernick,whohasabundleofpapersinhishand。)
Bernick:Well,then,thematterissettled。
Vigeland:Yes,Ihopetogoodnessitis。
Rummel:Itissettled,Bernick。ANorseman’swordstandsasfirmastherocksonDovrefjeld,youknow!
Bernick:Andnoonemustfalter,noonegiveway,nomatterwhatoppositionwemeetwith。
Rummel:Wewillstandorfalltogether,Bernick。
Hilmar(cominginfromtheverandah):Fall?IfImayask,isn’tittherailwayschemethatisgoingtofall?
Bernick:No,onthecontrary,itisgoingtoproceed——
Rummel:Fullsteam,Mr。Tonnesen。
Hilmar(comingnearer):Really?
Rorlund:Howisthat?
Mrs。Bernick(attheverandahdoor):Karsten,dear,whatisitthat——?
Bernick:MydearBetty,howcanitinterestyou?(Tothethreemen。)Wemustgetoutlistsofsubscribers,andthesoonerthebetter。Obviouslyourfournamesmustheadthelist。Thepositionsweoccupyinthecommunitymakesitourdutytomakeourselvesasprominentaspossibleintheaffair。
Sandstad:Obviously,Mr。Bernick。
Rummel:Thethingshallgothrough,Bernick;Iswearitshall!
Bernick:Oh,Ihavenottheleastanticipationoffailure。Wemustseethatwework,eachoneamongthecircleofhisownacquaintances;andifwecanpointtothefactthattheschemeisexcitingalivelyinterestinallranksofsociety,thenitstandstoreasonthatourMunicipalCorporationwillhavetocontributeitsshare。
Mrs。Bernick:Karsten,youreallymustcomeouthereandtellus——
Bernick:MydearBetty,itisanaffairthatdoesnotconcernladiesatall。
Hilmar:Thenyouarereallygoingtosupportthisrailwayschemeafterall?
Bernick:Yes,naturally。
Rorlund:Butlastyear,Mr。Bernick——
Bernick:Lastyearitwasquiteanotherthing。Atthattimeitwasaquestionofalinealongthecoast——
Vigeland:Whichwouldhavebeenquitesuperfluous,Mr。Rorlund;
because,ofcourse,wehaveoursteamboatservice——
Sandstad:Andwouldhavebeenquiteunreasonablycostly——
Rummel:Yes,andwouldhaveabsolutelyruinedcertainimportantinterestsinthetown。
Bernick:Themainpointwasthatitwouldnothavebeentotheadvantageofthecommunityasawhole。ThatiswhyIopposedit,withtheresultthattheinlandlinewasresolvedupon。
Hilmar:Yes,butsurelythatwillnottouchthetownsabouthere。
Bernick:Itwilleventuallytouchourtown,mydearHilmar,becausewearegoingtobuildabranchlinehere。
Hilmar:Aha——anewscheme,then?
Rummel:Yes,isn’titacapitalscheme?What?
Rorlund:Hm!——
Vigeland:ThereisnodenyingthatitlooksasthoughProvidencehadjustplannedtheconfigurationofthecountrytosuitabranchline。
Rorlund:Doyoureallymeanit,Mr。Vigeland?
Bernick:Yes,ImustconfessitseemstomeasifithadbeenthehandofProvidencethatcausedmetotakeajourneyonbusinessthisspring,inthecourseofwhichIhappenedtotraverseavalleythroughwhichIhadneverbeenbefore。Itcameacrossmymindlikeaflashoflightningthatthiswaswherewecouldcarryabranchlinedowntoourtown。Igotanengineertosurveytheneighbourhood,andhaveheretheprovisionalcalculationsandestimate;sothereisnothingtohinderus。
Mrs。Bernick(whoisstillwiththeotherladiesattheverandahdoor):But,mydearKarsten,tothinkthatyoushouldhavekeptitallasecretfromus!
Bernick:Ah,mydearBetty,Iknewyouwouldnothavebeenabletograsptheexactsituation。Besides,Ihavenotmentionedittoalivingsouluntiltoday。Butnowthedecisivemomenthascome,andwemustworkopenlyandwithallourmight。Yes,evenifI
havetoriskallIhaveforitssake,Imeantopushthematterthrough。
Rummel:Andwewillbackyouup,Bernick;youmayrelyuponthat。
Rorlund:Doyoureallypromiseussomuch,then,fromthisundertaking,gentlemen?
Bernick:Yes,undoubtedly。Thinkwhataleveritwillbetoraisethestatusofourwholecommunity。Justthinkoftheimmensetractsofforest—landthatitwillmakeaccessible;thinkofalltherichdepositsofmineralsweshallbeabletowork;thinkoftheriverwithonewaterfallaboveanother!Thinkofthepossibilitiesthatopenoutinthewayofmanufactories!
Rorlund:Andareyounotafraidthataneasierintercoursewiththedepravityoftheouterworld——?
Bernick:No,youmaymakeyourmindquiteeasyonthatscore,Mr。
Rorlund。Ourlittlehiveofindustryrestsnow—a—days,Godbethanked,onsuchasoundmoralbasis;wehaveallofushelpedtodrainit,ifImayusetheexpression;andthatwewillcontinuetodo,eachinhisdegree。You,Mr。Rorlund,willcontinueyourrichlyblessedactivityinourschoolsandourhomes。We,thepracticalmenofbusiness,willbethesupportofthecommunitybyextendingitswelfarewithinaswidearadiusaspossible;andourwomen——yes,comenearerladies——youwillliketohearit——ourwomen,Isay,ourwivesanddaughters——you,ladies——willworkonundisturbedintheserviceofcharity,andmoreoverwillbeahelpandacomforttoyournearestanddearest,asmydearBettyandMarthaaretomeandOlaf。(Looksaroundhim。)WhereisOlaftoday?
Mrs。Bernick:Oh,intheholidaysitisimpossibletokeephimathome。
Bernick:Ihavenodoubtheisdownattheshoreagain。Youwillseehewillendbycomingtosomeharmthere。
Hilmar:Bah!AlittlesportwiththeforcesofnatureMrs。Rummel:Yourfamilyaffectionisbeautiful,Mr。Bernick!
Bernick:Well,thefamilyisthekernelofsociety。Agoodhome,honouredandtrustyfriends,alittlesnugfamilycirclewherenodisturbingelementscancasttheirshadow——(KRAPcomesinfromtheright,bringinglettersandpapers。)
Krap:Theforeignmail,Mr。Bernick——andatelegramfromNewYork。
Bernick(takingthetelegram):Ah——fromtheownersofthe\"IndianGirl\"。
Rummel:Isthemailin?Oh,thenyoumustexcuseme。
Vigeland:Andmetoo。
Sandstad:Goodday,Mr。Bernick。
Bernick:Goodday,goodday,gentlemen。Andremember,wehaveameetingthisafternoonatfiveo’clock。
TheThreeMen:Yes——quiteso——ofcourse。(Theygoouttotheright。)
Bernick(whohasreadthetelegram):ThisisthoroughlyAmerican!
Absolutelyshocking!
Mrs。Bernick:Goodgracious,Karsten,whatisit?
Bernick:Lookatthis,Krap!Readit!
Krap(reading):\"Dotheleastrepairspossible。Sendover’IndianGirl’assoonassheisreadytosail;goodtimeofyear;atapinchhercargowillkeepherafloat。\"Well,Imustsay——
Rorlund:Youseethestateofthingsinthesevauntedgreatcommunities!
Bernick:Youarequiteright;notamoment’sconsiderationforhumanlife,whenitisaquestionofmakingaprofit。(ToKRAP:)
Canthe\"IndianGirl\"gotoseainfour——orfive——days?
Krap:Yes,ifMr。Vigelandwillagreetoourstoppingworkonthe\"PalmTree\"meanwhile。
Bernick:Hm——hewon’t。Well,besogoodastolookthroughtheletters。Andlookhere,didyouseeOlafdownatthequay?
Krap:No,Mr。Bernick。(GoesintoBERNICK’Sroom。)
Bernick(lookingatthetelegramagain):Thesegentlementhinknothingofriskingeightmen’slives——
Hilmar:Well,itisasailor’scallingtobravetheelements;itmustbeafinetonictothenervestobelikethat,withonlyathinplankbetweenoneandtheabyss——
Bernick:Ishouldliketoseetheship—owneramongstuswhowouldcondescendtosuchathing!Thereisnotonethatwoulddoit——
notasingleone!(SeesOLAFcominguptothehouse。)Ah,thankHeaven,hereheis,safeandsound。(OLAF,withafishing—lineinhishand,comesrunningupthegardenandinthroughtheverandah。)
Olaf:UncleHilmar,Ihavebeendownandseenthesteamer。
Bernick:Haveyoubeendowntothequayagain?
Olaf:No,Ihaveonlybeenoutinaboat。Butjustthink,UncleHilmar,awholecircuscompanyhascomeonshore,withhorsesandanimals;andthereweresuchlotsofpassengers。
Mrs。Rummel:No,arewereallytohaveacircus?
Rorlund:We?Icertainlyhavenodesiretoseeit。
Mrs。Rummel:No,ofcourseIdon’tmeanwe,but——
Dina:Ishouldliketoseeacircusverymuch。
Olaf:SoshouldI。
Hilmar:Youareaduffer。Isthatanythingtosee?Meretricks。
No,itwouldbesomethingquitedifferenttoseetheGauchocareeringoverthePampasonhissnortingmustang。But,Heavenhelpus,inthesewretchedlittletownsofours。
Olaf(pullingatMARTHA’Sdress):Look,AuntMartha!Look,theretheycome!
Mrs。Holt:GoodLord,yes——heretheycome。
Mrs。Lynge:Ugh,whathorridpeople!
(Anumberofpassengersandawholecrowdoftownsfolk,areseencomingupthestreet。)
Mrs。Rummel:Theyareasetofmountebanks,certainly。Justlookatthatwomaninthegreydress,Mrs。Holt——theonewithaknapsackoverhershoulder。
Mrs。Holt:Yes——look——shehasslungitonthehandleofherparasol。Themanager’swife,Iexpect。
Mrs。Rummel:Andthereisthemanagerhimself,nodoubt。Helooksaregularpirate。Don’tlookathim,Hilda!
Mrs。Holt:Noryou,Netta!
Olaf:Mother,themanagerisbowingtous。
Bernick:What?
Mrs。Bernick:Whatareyousaying,child?
Mrs。Rummel:Yes,and——goodHeavens——thewomanisbowingtoustoo。
Bernick:Thatisalittletoocool——
Martha(exclaimsinvoluntarily):Ah——!
Mrs。Bernick:Whatisit,Martha?
Martha:Nothing,nothing。Ithoughtforamoment——
Olaf(shriekingwithdelight):Look,look,therearetherestofthem,withthehorsesandanimals!AndtherearetheAmericans,too!Allthesailorsfromthe\"IndianGirl\"!(Thestrainsof\"YankeeDoodle,\"playedonaclarinetandadrum,areheard。)
Hilmar(stoppinghisears):Ugh,ugh,ugh!
Rorlund:Ithinkweoughttowithdrawourselvesfromsightalittle,ladies;wehavenothingtodowithsuchgoingson。Letusgotoourworkagain。
Mrs。Bernick:Doyouthinkwehadbetterdrawthecurtains?
Rorlund:Yes,thatwasexactlywhatImeant。
(Theladiesresumetheirplacesatthework—table;RORLUNDshutstheverandahdoor,anddrawsthecurtainsoveritandoverthewindows,sothattheroombecomeshalfdark。)
Olaf(peepingoutthroughthecurtains):Mother,themanager’swifeisstandingbythefountainnow,washingherface。
Mrs。Bernick:What?Inthemiddleofthemarketplace?
Mrs。Rummel:Andinbroaddaylight,too!
Hilmar:Well,ImustsayifIweretravellingacrossadesertwasteandfoundmyselfbesideawell,IamsureIshouldnotstoptothinkwhether——。Ugh,thatfrightfulclarinet!
Rorlund:Itisreallyhightimethepoliceinterfered。
Bernick:Ohno;wemustnotbetoohardonforeigners。Ofcoursethesefolkhavenoneofthedeep—seatedinstinctsofdecencywhichrestrainuswithinproperbounds。Supposetheydobehaveoutrageously,whatdoesitconcernus?Fortunatelythisspiritofdisorder,thatfliesinthefaceofallthatiscustomaryandright,isabsolutelyastrangertoourcommunity,ifImaysayso——。Whatisthis!(LONAHESSELwalksbrisklyinfromthedoorontheright。)
TheLadies(inlow,frightenedtones):Thecircuswoman!Themanager’swife!
Mrs。Bernick:Heavens,whatdoesthismean?
Martha(jumpingup):Ah——!
Lona:Howdoyoudo,Bettydear!Howdoyoudo,Martha!Howdoyoudo,brother—in—law!
Mrs。Bernick(withacry):Lona——!
Bernick(stumblingbackwards):AssureasIamalive——!
Mrs。Holt:Mercyonus——!
Mrs。Rummel:Itcannotpossiblybe——!
Hilmar:Well!Ugh!
Mrs。Bernick:Lona——!Isitreally——?
Lona:Reallyme?Yes,indeeditis;youmayfallonmyneckifyoulike。
Hilmar:Ugh,ugh!
Mrs。Bernick:Andcomingbackhereas——?
Mrs。Bernick:Andactuallymeantoappearin——?
Lona:Appear?Appearinwhat?
Bernick:Well,Imean——inthecircus——
Lona:Ha,ha,ha!Areyoumad,brother—in—law?DoyouthinkI
belongtothecircustroupe?No,certainlyIhaveturnedmyhandtoagoodmanythingsandmadeafoolofmyselfinagoodmanyways——
Mrs。Rummel:Hm!
Lona:ButIhavenevertriedcircusriding。
Bernick:Thenyouarenot——?
Mrs。Bernick:ThankHeaven!
Lona:No,wetravelledlikeotherrespectablefolk,second—class,certainly,butweareaccustomedtothat。
Mrs。Bernick:We,didyousay?
Bernick(takingastepfor—ward):Whomdoyoumeanby\"we\"?
Lona:Iandthechild,ofcourse。
TheLadies(withacry):Thechild!
Hilmar:What?
Rorlund:Ireallymustsay——!
Mrs。Bernick:Butwhatdoyoumean,Lona?
Lona:ImeanJohn,ofcourse;Ihavenootherchild,asfarasI
know,butJohn,orJohanasyouusedtocallhim。
Mrs。Bernick:Johan——
Mrs。Rummel(inanundertonetoMRS。LYNGE):Thescapegracebrother!
Bernick(hesitatingly):IsJohanwithyou?
Lona:Ofcourseheis;Icertainlywouldnotcomewithouthim。
Whydoyoulooksotragical?Andwhyareyousittinghereinthegloom,sewingwhitethings?Therehasnotbeenadeathinthefamily,hasthere?
Rorlund:Madam,youfindyourselfintheSocietyforFallenWomen。
Lona(halftoherself):What?Canthesenice,quiet—lookingladiespossiblybe——?
Mrs。Rummel:Well,really——!
Lona:Oh,Iunderstand!But,blessmysoul,thatissurelyMrs。
Rummel?AndMrs。Holtsittingtheretoo!Well,wethreehavenotgrownyoungersincethelasttimewemet。Butlistennow,goodpeople;lettheFallenWomenwaitforaday——theywillbenonetheworseforthat。Ajoyfuloccasionlikethis——
Rorlund:Ahome—comingisnotalwaysajoyfuloccasion。
Lona:Indeed?HowdoyoureadyourBible,Mr。Parson?
Rorlund:Iamnotaparson。
Lona:Oh,youwillgrowintoone,then。But——faugh!——thismorallinenofyourssmellstainted,justlikeawinding—sheet。Iamaccustomedtotheairoftheprairies,letmetellyou。
Bernick(wipinghisforehead):Yes,itcertainlyisrathercloseinhere。
Lona:Waitamoment;wewillresurrectourselvesfromthisvault。
(Pullsthecurtainstooneside)Wemusthavebroaddaylightinherewhentheboycomes。Ah,youwillseeaboythenthathaswashedhimself。
Hilmar:Ugh!
Lona(openingtheverandahdoorandwindow):Ishouldsay,whenhehaswashedhimself,upatthehotel——forontheboathegotpiggishlydirty。
Hilmar:Ugh,ugh!
Lona:Ugh?Why,surelyisn’tthat——?(PointsatHILDARandaskstheothers):Ishestillloafingaboutheresaying\"Ugh\"?
Hilmar:Idonotloaf;itisthestateofmyhealththatkeepsmehere。
Rorlund:Ahem!Ladies,Idonotthink——
Lona(whohasnoticedOLAF):Isheyours,Betty?Givemeapaw,myboy!Orareyouafraidofyouruglyoldaunt?
Rorlund(puttinghisbookunderhisarm):Ladies,Idonotthinkanyofusisinthemoodforanymoreworktoday。Isupposewearetomeetagaintomorrow?
Lona(whiletheothersaregettingupandtakingtheirleave):
Yes,letus。Ishallbeonthespot。
Rorlund:You?Pardonme,MissHessel,butwhatdoyouproposetodoinourSociety?
Lona:Iwillletsomefreshairintoit,Mr。Parson。
ACTII
SCENE。——Thesameroom。MRS。BERNICKissittingaloneatthework—
table,sewing。BERNICKcomesinfromtheright,wearinghishatandglovesandcarryingastick。)
Mrs。Bernick:Homealready,Karsten?
Bernick:Yes,Ihavemadeanappointmentwithaman。
Mrs。Bernick(withasigh):Ohyes,IsupposeJohaniscominguphereagain。
Bernick:Withaman,Isaid。(Laysdownhishat。)Whathasbecomeofalltheladiestoday?
Mrs。Bernick:Mrs。RummelandHildahadn’ttimetocome。
Bernick:Oh!——didtheysendanyexcuse?
Mrs。Bernick:Yes,theyhadsomuchtodoathome。
Bernick:Naturally。Andofcoursetheothersarenotcomingeither?
Mrs。Bernick:No,somethinghaspreventedthemtoday,too。
Bernick:Icouldhavetoldyouthat,beforehand。WhereisOlaf?
Mrs。Bernick:IlethimgooutalittlewithDina。
Bernick:Hm——sheisagiddylittlebaggage。DidyouseehowsheatoncestartedmakingafussofJohanyesterday?
Mrs。Bernick:But,mydearKarsten,youknowDinaknowsnothingwhateverof——
Bernick:No,butinanycaseJohanoughttohavehadsufficienttactnottopayheranyattention。Isawquitewell,fromhisface,whatVigelandthoughtofit。
Mrs。Bernick(layinghersewingdownonherlap):Karsten,canyouimaginewhathisobjectiveisincominghere?
Bernick:Well——Iknowhehasafarmoverthere,andIfancyheisnotdoingparticularlywellwithit;shecalledattentionyesterdaytothefactthattheywereobligedtotravelsecondclass——
Mrs。Bernick:Yes,Iamafraiditmustbesomethingofthatsort。
Buttothinkofhercomingwithhim!She!Afterthedeadlyinsultsheofferedyou!
Bernick:Oh,don’tthinkaboutthatancienthistory。
Mrs。Bernick:HowcanIhelpthinkingofitjustnow?Afterall,heismybrother——still,itisnotonhisaccountthatIamdistressed,butbecauseofalltheunpleasantnessitwouldmeanforyou。Karsten,Iamsodreadfullyafraid!
Bernick:Afraidofwhat?
Mrs。Bernick:Isn’titpossiblethattheymaysendhimtoprisonforstealingthatmoneyfromyourmother?
Bernick:Whatrubbish!Whocanprovethatthemoneywasstolen?
Mrs。Bernick:Thewholetownknowsit,unfortunately;andyouknowyousaidyourself。
Bernick:Isaidnothing。Thetownknowsnothingwhateverabouttheaffair;thewholethingwasnomorethanidlerumour。
Mrs。Bernick:Howmagnanimousyouare,Karsten!
Bernick:Donotletushaveanymoreofthesereminiscences,please!Youdon’tknowhowyoutorturemebyrakingallthatup。
(Walksupanddown;thenflingshisstickawayfromhim。)Andtothinkoftheircominghomenow——justnow,whenitisparticularlynecessaryformethatIshouldstandwellineveryrespectwiththetownandwiththePress。Ournewspapermenwillbesendingparagraphstothepapersintheothertownsabouthere。WhetherI
receivethemwell,orwhetherIreceivethemill,itwillallbediscussedandtalkedover。Theywillrakeupallthoseoldstories——asyoudo。Inacommunitylikeours——(Throwshisglovesdownonthetable。)AndIhavenotasoulheretowhomIcantalkaboutitandtowhomIcangoforsupport。
Mrs。Bernick:Nooneatall,Karsten?
Bernick:No——whoisthere?Andtohavethemonmyshouldersjustatthismoment!Withoutadoubttheywillcreateascandalinsomewayoranother——she,inparticular。Itissimplyacalamitytobeconnectedwithsuchfolkinanyway!
Mrs。Bernick:Well,Ican’thelptheir——
Bernick:Whatcan’tyouhelp?Theirbeingyourrelations?No,thatisquitetrue。
Mrs。Bernick:AndIdidnotaskthemtocomehome。
Bernick:That’sit——goon!\"Ididnotaskthemtocomehome;Ididnotwritetothem;Ididnotdragthemhomebythehairoftheirheads!\"Oh,Iknowthewholerigmarolebyheart。
Mrs。Bernick(burstingintotears):Youneednotbesounkind——
Bernick:Yes,that’sright——begintocry,sothatourneighboursmayhavethattogossipabouttoo。Dostopbeingsofoolish,Betty。Goandsitoutside;someonemaycomeinhere。Idon’tsupposeyouwantpeopletoseetheladyofthehousewithredeyes?Itwouldbeanicething,wouldn’tit,ifthestorygotoutaboutthat——。There,Ihearsomeoneinthepassage。(Aknockisheardatthedoor。)Comein!(MRS。BERNICKtakeshersewingandgoesoutdownthegardensteps。AUNEcomesinfromtheright。)
Aune:Goodmorning,Mr。Bernick。
Bernick:Goodmorning。Well,IsupposeyoucanguesswhatIwantyoufor?
Aune:Mr。Kraptoldmeyesterdaythatyouwerenotpleasedwith——
Bernick:Iamdispleasedwiththewholemanagementoftheyard,Aune。Theworkdoesnotgetonasquicklyasitought。The\"PalmTree\"oughttohavebeenundersaillongago。Mr。Vigelandcomeshereeverydaytocomplainaboutit;heisadifficultmantohavewithoneaspartowner。
Aune:The\"PalmTree\"cangotoseathedayaftertomorrow。
Bernick:Atlast。ButwhatabouttheAmericanship,the\"IndianGirl,\"whichhasbeenlaiduphereforfiveweeksand——
Aune:TheAmericanship?Iunderstoodthat,beforeeverythingelse,weweretoworkourhardesttogetyourownshipready。
Bernick:Igaveyounoreasontothinkso。YououghttohavepushedonasfastaspossiblewiththeworkontheAmericanshipalso;butyouhavenot。
Aune:Herbottomiscompletelyrotten,Mr。Bernick;themorewepatchit,theworseitgets。
Bernick:Thatisnotthereason。Kraphastoldmethewholetruth。YoudonotunderstandhowtoworkthenewmachinesIhaveprovided——orrather,youwillnottrytoworkthem。
Aune:Mr。Bernick,Iamwelloninthefifties;andeversinceI
wasaboyIhavebeenaccustomedtotheoldwayofworking——
Bernick:Wecannotworkthatwaynow—a—days。Youmustnotimagine,Aune,thatitisforthesakeofmakingprofit;Idonotneedthat,fortunately;butIoweconsiderationtothecommunityIlivein,andtothebusinessIamattheheadof。Imusttaketheleadinprogress,ortherewouldneverbeany。
Aune:Iwelcomeprogresstoo,Mr。Bernick。
Bernick:Yes,foryourownlimitedcircle——fortheworkingclass。
Oh,Iknowwhatabusyagitatoryouare;youmakespeeches,youstirpeopleup;butwhensomeconcreteinstanceofprogresspresentsitself——asnow,inthecaseofourmachines——youdonotwanttohaveanythingtodowithit;youareafraid。
Aune:Yes,Ireallyamafraid,Mr。Bernick。Iamafraidforthenumberofmenwhowillhavethebreadtakenoutoftheirmouthsbythesemachines。Youareveryfond,sir,oftalkingabouttheconsiderationweowetothecommunity;itseemstome,however,thatthecommunityhasitsdutiestoo。Whyshouldscienceandcapitalventuretointroducethesenewdiscoveriesintolabour,beforethecommunityhashadtimetoeducateagenerationuptousingthem?
Bernick:Youreadandthinktoomuch,Aune;itdoesyounogood,andthatiswhatmakesyoudissatisfiedwithyourlot。
Aune:Itisnot,Mr。Bernick;butIcannotbeartoseeonegoodworkmandismissedafteranother,tostarvebecauseofthesemachines。
Bernick:Hm!Whentheartofprintingwasdiscovered,manyaquill—driverwasreducedtostarvation。
Aune:Wouldyouhaveadmiredtheartsogreatlyifyouhadbeenaquill—driverinthosedays,sir?
Bernick:Ididnotsendforyoutoarguewithyou。Isentforyoutotellyouthatthe\"IndianGirl\"mustbereadytoputtoseathedayaftertomorrow。
Aune:But,Mr。Bernick——
Bernick:Thedayaftertomorrow,doyouhear?——atthesametimeasourownship,notanhourlater。Ihavegoodreasonsforhurryingonthework。Haveyouseentoday’spaper?Well,thenyouknowtheprankstheseAmericansailorshavebeenuptoagain。
Therascallypackareturningthewholetownupsidedown。Notanightpasseswithoutsomebrawlinginthetavernsorthestreets—
—nottospeakofotherabominations。
Aune:Yes,theycertainlyareabadlot。
Bernick:Andwhoisitthathastobeartheblameforallthisdisorder?ItisI!Yes,itisIwhohavetosufferforit。Thesenewspaperfellowsaremakingallsortsofcovertinsinuationsbecausewearedevotingallourenergiestothe\"PalmTree。\"I,whosetaskinlifeitistoinfluencemyfellow—citizensbytheforceofexample,havetoendurethissortofthingcastinmyface。Iamnotgoingtostandthat。Ihavenofancyforhavingmygoodnamesmirchedinthatway。
Aune:Yournamestandshighenoughtoendurethatandagreatdealmore,sir。
Bernick:Notjustnow。AtthisparticularmomentIhaveneedofalltherespectandgoodwillmyfellow—citizenscangiveme。I
haveabigundertakingon,thestocks,asyouprobablyhaveheard;but,ifitshouldhappenthatevil—disposedpersonssucceededinshakingtheabsoluteconfidenceIenjoy,itmightlandmeinthegreatestdifficulties。ThatiswhyIwant,atanyprice,toavoidtheseshamefulinnuendoesinthepapers,andthatiswhyInamethedayaftertomorrowasthelimitofthetimeI
cangiveyou。
Aune:Mr。Bernick,youmightjustaswellnamethisafternoonasthelimit。
Bernick:YoumeanthatIamaskinganimpossibility?
Aune:Yes,withthehandswehavenowattheyard。
Bernick:Verygood;thenwemustlookaboutelsewhere。
Aune:Doyoureallymean,sir,todischargestillmoreofyouroldworkmen?
Bernick:No,Iamnotthinkingofthat。
Aune:BecauseIthinkitwouldcausebadbloodagainstyoubothamongthetownsfolkandinthepapers,ifyoudidthat。
Bernick:Veryprobably;therefore,wewillnotdoit。But,ifthe\"IndianGirl\"isnotreadytosailthedayaftertomorrow,I
shalldischargeyou。
Aune(withastart):Me!(Helaughs。)Youarejoking,Mr。
Bernick。
Bernick:Ishouldnotbesosureofthat,ifIwereyou。
Aune:Doyoumeanthatyoucancontemplatedischargingme?——Me,whosefatherandgrandfatherworkedinyouryardalltheirlives,asIhavedonemyself——?
Bernick:Whoisitthatisforcingmetodoit?
Aune:Youareaskingwhatisimpossible,Mr。Bernick。
Bernick:Oh,wherethere’sawillthere’saway。Yesorno;givemeadecisiveanswer,orconsideryourselfdischargedonthespot。
Aune(comingastepnearertohim):Mr。Bernick,haveyoueverrealisedwhatdischarginganoldworkmanmeans?Youthinkhecanlookaboutforanotherjob?Oh,yes,hecandothat;butdoesthatdisposeofthematter?Youshouldjustbethereonce,inthehouseofaworkmanwhohasbeendischarged,theeveninghecomeshomebringingallhistoolswithhim。
Bernick:DoyouthinkIamdischargingyouwithalightheart?
HaveInotalwaysbeenagoodmastertoyou?
Aune:Somuchtheworse,Mr。Bernick。Justforthatveryreasonthoseathomewillnotblameyou;theywillsaynothingtome,becausetheydarenot;buttheywilllookatmewhenIamnotnoticing,andthinkthatImusthavedeservedit。Yousee,sir,thatis——thatiswhatIcannotbear。Iamamerenobody,Iknow;
butIhavealwaysbeenaccustomedtostandfirstinmyownhome。
Myhumblehomeisalittlecommunitytoo,Mr。Bernick——alittlecommunitywhichIhavebeenabletosupportandmaintainbecausemywifehasbelievedinmeandbecausemychildrenhavebelievedinme。Andnowitisalltofalltopieces。
Bernick:Still,ifthereisnothingelseforit,thelessermustgodownbeforethegreater;theindividualmustbesacrificedtothegeneralwelfare。Icangiveyounootheranswer;andthat,andnoother,isthewayoftheworld。Youareanobstinateman,Aune!Youareopposingme,notbecauseyoucannotdootherwise,butbecauseyouwillnotexhibit’thesuperiorityofmachineryovermanuallabour’。
Aune:Andyouwillnotbemoved,Mr。Bernick,becauseyouknowthatifyoudrivemeawayyouwillatalleventshavegiventhenewspapersproofofyourgoodwill。
Bernick:Andsupposethatwereso?Ihavetoldyouwhatitmeansforme——eitherbringingthePressdownonmyback,ormakingthemwell—disposedtomeatamomentwhenIamworkingforanobjectivewhichwillmeantheadvancementofthegeneralwelfare。Well,then,canIdootherwisethanasIamdoing?Thequestion,letmetellyou,turnsuponthis——whetheryourhomeistobesupported,asyouputit,orwhetherhundredsofnewhomesaretobepreventedfromexisting——hundredsofhomesthatwillneverbebuilt,neverhaveafirelightedontheirhearth,unlessI
succeedincarryingthroughtheschemeIamworkingfornow。ThatisthereasonwhyIhavegivenyouyourchoice。
Aune:Well,ifthatisthewaythingsstand,Ihavenothingmoretosay。
Bernick:Hm——mydearAune,Iamextremelygrievedtothinkthatwearetopart。
Aune:Wearenotgoingtopart,Mr。Bernick。
Bernick:Howisthat?
Aune:Evenacommonmanlikemyselfhassomethingheisboundtomaintain。
Bernick:Quiteso,quiteso——thenIpresumeyouthinkyoumaypromise——?
Aune:The\"IndianGirl\"shallbereadytosailthedayaftertomorrow。(Bowsandgoesouttotheright。)
Bernick:Ah,Ihavegotthebetterofthatobstinatefellow!I
takeitasagoodomen。(HILMARcomesinthroughthegardendoor,smokingacigar。)
Hilmar(ashecomesupthestepstotheverandah):Goodmorning,Betty!Goodmorning,Karsten!
Mrs。Bernick:Goodmorning。
Hilmar:Ah,Iseeyouhavebeencrying,soIsupposeyouknowallaboutittoo?
Mrs。Bernick:Knowallaboutwhat?
Hilmar:Thatthescandalisinfullswing。Ugh!
Bernick:Whatdoyoumean?
Hilmar(comingintotheroom):Why,thatourtwofriendsfromAmericaaredisplayingthemselvesaboutthestreetsinthecompanyofDinaDorf。
Mrs。Bernick(cominginafterhim):Hilmar,isitpossible?
Hilmar:Yes,unfortunately,itisquitetrue。Lonawasevensowantingintactastocallafterme,butofcourseIappearednottohaveheardher。
Bernick:Andnodoubtallthishasnotbeenunnoticed。
Hilmar:Youmaywellsaythat。Peoplestoodstillandlookedatthem。Itspreadlikewildfirethroughthetown——justlikeaprairiefireoutWest。Ineveryhousepeoplewereatthewindowswaitingfortheprocessiontopass,cheekbyjowlbehindthecurtains——ugh!Oh,youmustexcuseme,Betty,forsaying\"ugh\"——
thishasgotonmynerves。Ifitisgoingon,Ishallbeforcedtothinkaboutgettingrightawayfromhere。
Mrs。Bernick:Butyoushouldhavespokentohimandrepresentedtohimthat——
Hilmar:Intheopenstreet?No,excuseme,Icouldnotdothat。
Tothinkthatthefellowshoulddaretoshowhimselfinthetownatall!Well,weshallseeifthePressdoesn’tputastopperonhim;yes——forgiveme,Betty,but——
Bernick:ThePress,doyousay?Haveyouheardahintofanythingofthesort?
Hilmar:Therearesuchthingsflyingabout。WhenIlefthereyesterdayeveningIlookedinattheclub,becauseIdidnotfeelwell。Isawatonce,fromthesuddensilencethatfellwhenI
wentin,thatourAmericancouplehadbeenthesubjectofconversation。Thenthatimpudentnewspaperfellow,Hammer,cameinandcongratulatedmeatthetopofhisvoiceonthereturnofmyrichcousin。
Bernick:Rich?
Hilmar:Thosewerehiswords。NaturallyIlookedhimupanddowninthemannerhedeserved,andgavehimtounderstandthatIknewnothingaboutJohanTonnesen’sbeingrich。\"Really,\"hesaid,\"thatisveryremarkable。PeopleusuallygetoninAmericawhentheyhavesomethingtostartwith,andIbelieveyourcousindidnotgoovertherequiteempty—handed。\"
Bernick:Hm——nowwillyouobligemeby——
Mrs。Bernick(distressed):There,yousee,Karsten!
Hilmar:Anyhow,Ihavespentasleeplessnightbecauseofthem。
Andhereheis,walkingaboutthestreetsasifnothingwerethematter。Whycouldn’thedisappearforgoodandall?Itreallyisinsufferablehowhardsomepeoplearetokill。
Mrs。Bernick:MydearHilmar,whatareyousayingP
Hilmar:Oh,nothing。ButherethisfellowescapeswithawholeskinfromrailwayaccidentsandfightswithCaliforniagrizzliesandBlackfootIndians——hasnotevenbeenscalped——。Ugh,heretheycome!
Bernick(lookingdownthestreet):Olafiswiththemtoo!
Hilmar:Ofcourse!Theywanttoremindeverybodythattheybelongtothebestfamilyinthetown。Lookthere!——lookatthecrowdofloafersthathavecomeoutofthechemist’stostareatthemandmakeremarks。Mynervesreallywon’tstandit;howamanistobeexpectedtokeepthebanneroftheIdealflyingundersuchcircumstances,I——
Bernick:Theyarecominghere。Listen,Betty;itismyparticularwishthatyoushouldreceivetheminthefriendliestpossibleway。
Mrs。Bernick:Oh,mayI,Karsten。
Bernick:Certainly,certainly——andyoutoo,Hilmar。Itistobehopedtheywillnotstayhereverylong;andwhenwearequitebyourselves——noallusionstothepast;wemustnothurttheirfeelingsinanyway。
Mrs。Bernick:Howmagnanimousyouare,Karsten!
Bernick:Oh,don’tspeakofthat。
Mrs。Bernick:Butyoumustletmethankyou;andyoumustforgivemeforbeingsohasty。Iamsureyouhadeveryreasonto——
Bernick:Don’ttalkaboutit,please。
Hilmar:Ugh!
(JOHANTONNESENandDINAcomeupthroughthegarden,followedbyLONAandOLAF。)
Lona:Goodmorning,dearpeople!
Johan:Wehavebeenouthavingalookroundtheoldplace,Karsten。
Bernick:SoIhear。Greatlyaltered,isitnot?
Lona:Mr。Bernick’sgreatandgoodworkseverywhere。WehavebeenupintotheRecreationGroundyouhavepresentedtothetown。
Bernick:Haveyoubeenthere?
Lona:\"ThegiftofKarstenBernick,\"asitsaysoverthegateway。
Youseemtoberesponsibleforthewholeplacehere。
Johan:Splendidshipsyouhavegot,too。Imetmyoldschoolfellow,thecaptainofthe\"PalmTree。\"
Lona:Andyouhavebuiltanewschool—housetoo;andIhearthatthetownhastothankyouforboththegassupplyandthewatersupply。
Bernick:Well,oneoughttoworkforthegoodofthecommunityonelivesin。
Lona:Thatisanexcellentsentiment,brother—in—law,butitisapleasure,allthesame,toseehowpeopleappreciateyou。Iamnotvain,Ihope;butIcouldnotresistremindingoneortwoofthepeoplewetalkedtothatwewererelationsofyours。
Hilmar:Ugh!
Lona:Doyousay\"ugh\"tothat?
Hilmar:No,Isaid\"ahem。\"
Lona:Oh,poorchap,youmaysaythatifyoulike。Butareyouallbyyourselvestoday?
Bernick:Yes,wearebyourselvestoday。
Lona:Ah,yes,wemetacoupleofmembersofyourMoralitySocietyupatthemarket;theymadeouttheywereverybusy。YouandIhaveneverhadanopportunityforagoodtalkyet。
Yesterdayyouhadyourthreepioneershere,aswellastheparson。
Hilmar:Theschoolmaster。
Lona:Icallhimtheparson。Butnowtellmewhatyouthinkofmyworkduringthesefifteenyears?Hasn’thegrownafinefellow?
Whowouldrecognisethemadcapthatranawayfromhome?
Hilmar:Hm!
Johan:Now,Lona,don’tbragtoomuchaboutme。
Lona:Well,IcantellyouIampreciousproudofhim。GoodnessknowsitisabouttheonlythingIhavedoneinmylife;butitdoesgivemeasortofrighttoexist。WhenIthink,Johan,howwetwobeganovertherewithnothingbutourfourbarefists。
Hilmar:Hands。
Lona:Isayfists;andtheyweredirtyfists。
Hilmar:Ugh!
Lona:Andempty,too。
Hilmar:Empty?Well,Imustsay——
Lona:Whatmustyousay?
Bernick:Ahem!
Hilmar:Imustsay——ugh!(Goesoutthroughthegarden。)
Lona:Whatisthematterwiththeman?
Bernick:Oh,donottakeanynoticeofhim;hisnervesareratherupsetjustnow。Wouldyounotliketotakealookatthegarden?
Youhavenotbeendownthereyet,andIhavegotanhourtospare。
Lona:Withpleasure。Icantellyoumythoughtshavebeenwithyouinthisgardenmanyandmanyatime。
Mrs。Bernick:Wehavemadeagreatmanyalterationstheretoo,asyouwillsee。(BERNICK,MRS。BERNICK,andLONAgodowntothegarden,wheretheyarevisibleeverynowandthenduringthefollowingscene。)
Olaf(comingtotheverandahdoor):UncleHilmar,doyouknowwhatuncleJohanaskedme?HeaskedmeifIwouldgotoAmericawithhim。
Hilmar:You,youduffer,whoaretiedtoyourmother’sapronstrings——!
Olaf:Ah,butIwon’tbethatanylonger。Youwillsee,whenI
growbig。
Hilmar:Oh,fiddlesticks!Youhavenoreallyseriousbenttowardsthestrengthofcharacternecessaryto——。
(Theygodowntothegarden。DINAmeanwhilehastakenoffherhatandisstandingatthedoorontheright,shakingthedustoffherdress。)
Johan(toDINA):Thewalkhasmadeyouprettywarm。
Dina:Yes,itwasasplendidwalk。Ihaveneverhadsuchasplendidwalkbefore。
Johan:Doyounotoftengoforawalkinthemorning?
Dina:Oh,yes——butonlywithOlaf。
Johan:Isee。——Wouldyourathergodownintothegardenthanstayhere?
Dina:No,Iwouldratherstayhere。
Johan。:SowouldI。Thenshallweconsideritabargainthatwearetogoforawalklikethistogethereverymorning?
Dina:No,Mr。Tonnesen,youmustn’tdothat。
Johan:Whatmustn’tIdo?Youpromised,youknow。
Dina:Yes,but——onsecondthought——youmustn’tgooutwithme。
Johan:Butwhynot?
Dina:Ofcourse,youareastranger——youcannotunderstand;butI
musttellyou——
Johan:Well?
Dina:No,Iwouldrathernottalkaboutit。
Johan:Oh,butyoumust;youcantalktomeaboutwhateveryoulike。
Dina:Well,ImusttellyouthatIamnotliketheotheryounggirlshere。Thereissomething——somethingorotheraboutme。Thatiswhyyoumustn’t。
Johan:ButIdonotunderstandanythingaboutit。Youhavenotdoneanythingwrong?
Dina:No,notI,but——no,Iamnotgoingtotalkanymoreaboutitnow。Youwillhearaboutitfromtheothers,sureenough。
Johan:Hm!
Dina:ButthereissomethingelseIwantverymuchtoaskyou。
Johan:Whatisthat?
Dina:IsupposeitiseasytomakeapositionforoneselfoverinAmerica?
Johan:No,itisnotalwayseasy;atfirstyouoftenhavetoroughitandworkveryhard。
Dina:Ishouldbequitereadytodothat。
Johan:You?
Dina:Icanworknow;Iamstrongandhealthy;andAuntMarthataughtmealot。
Johan:Well,hangit,comebackwithus!
Dina:Ah,nowyouareonlymakingfunofme;yousaidthattoOlaftoo。ButwhatIwantedtoknowisifpeoplearesovery——soverymoraloverthere?
Johan:Moral?
Dina:Yes;Imeanaretheyas——asproperandaswell—behavedastheyarehere?
Johan:Well,atalleventstheyarenotsobadaspeopleheremakeout。Youneednotbeafraidonthatscore。
Dina:Youdon’tunderstandme。WhatIwanttohearisjustthattheyarenotsoproperandsomoral。
Johan:Not?Whatwouldyouwishthemtobe,then?
Dina:Iwouldwishthemtobenatural。
Johan:Well,Ibelievethatisjustwhattheyare。
Dina:BecauseinthatcaseIshouldgetonifIwentthere。
Johan:Youwould,forcertain!——andthatiswhyyoumustcomebackwithus。