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  abouthowyoucametocomehereandwhatyouthinkofitfar’syou’vegot,andwhatyourviewsareoncertainpointsinthecreed。

  Likewise,whoyourfolkswereandwhethertheywaswelloff,andafewthingslikethat。Thenthey’llwanttoseewhatkindofclothesyouwearand——“

  “Whew!“Ellerywhistled。“You’reunfoldingapleasantprospectforme,Imustsay。AmIsupposedtobecatechizedonallofmyprivateaffairs?“

  “Ofcourse!Aministerhasn’tgotanyprivateaffairs;he’sapubliccharacter。There!“shelaughed,asshepouredthecoffee,“Imustn’tdiscourageyou。Butdon’tyouseethateverymother’sson——and,forthatmatter,everydaughterandchildren’schilduntothethirdandfourthgeneration——feelthat,solongastheypaypewrentorputacentinthecollection,theyownashareinyou。Andwealwayskeepawatchonourinvestmentsdownthisway。That’stheYankeeshrewdnessyoureadsomuchabout,Iguess。“

  Theministerabsentlyplayedwithhisspoon。

  “I’mafraidyou’reacynic,“hesaid。

  “No,no,Iain’t。Thoughsometimes,considerin’everything,IfeelasthoughIhadexcuseenoughifIwantedtobelongtothattribe。

  Butyou’reyoung。Youmustn’tmindmysayin’that;ifyouwasold,ofcourse,Iwouldn’ttalkaboutages。Butyouareyoungandthisisyourfirstchurch。Soyoumuststartright。I’mnocynic,blessyou。I’vegottrustinhumannatureleft——mostkindsofhumannature。IfIhadn’t,I’dhavemoremoney,Is’pose。Perhapsyou’venoticedthatthosewhotrustagooddealareusuallypoor。

  It’sallright,Mr。Ellery;yougoandtakeyourwalk。AndI’llwalkintothatpantrycloset。It’llbeagooddeallikewalkin’

  intotheSloughofDespond,butChristiancameoutontheothersideandIguesslikelyIwill,ifthesupplyofsoapsudsholdsout。“

  When,promptlyatteno’clock,theministerreturnedfromhiswalk,hefoundMrs。Rogerswaitinginthesittingroom。Itisaprimequalificationofanalertreportertobefirstonthesceneofsensation。Didamawasseldombeaten。Mr。Ellery’scatechismbegan。BeforeitwasoverKeziahopenedthedoortoadmitMissPepperandherbrother。“Kyan“wasnervousandembarrassedinthehousekeeper’spresence。Laviniawasaglacier,movingmajesticallyandfreezingasitmoved。Keziah,however,wasnoteventouchedbythefrost;shegreetedthepaircordially,andbeggedthemto“takeofftheirthings。“

  Itwasdinnertimebeforethecatechizersdeparted。Thecatechizedcametothetablewithanimpairedappetite。Helookedtroubled。

  “Don’tletitworryyou,Mr。Ellery,“observedKeziahcalmly。“I

  thinkIcansatisfyyou。Honestandtrue,Iain’thalfasbadasyoumightthink。“

  Theministerlookedmoretroubledthanbefore;alsosurprised。

  “Why,Mrs。Coffin!“hecried。“Couldyouhear——“

  “No,no!Icouldn’thearnothin’inthatclosetexceptmyownopinionondirtanddust。ButifIwasasdeafasthemanthatsetonthepowderkeganddroppedhispipeashesintoit,itwouldn’thavemadeanydifference。Themansaidaftertheypickedhimupthattheyneedn’thavebeensorough,he’dhavemovedwithoutbein’

  pushedifthey’dhavemadesignstheywantedtousethekeg。AndifIwasoutinthenextlotI’dhaveknownwhatyouwaslistenin’

  tointhatsittin’room。Theyhintedthattheywererealsorryforyou,but’twasn’tanyofTHEIRdoin’s。Theparishcommittee,bein’

  justmen,wasapttomakemistakesincertainmatters。OfcourseeverythingMIGHTbewellenough,andifyouwa’n’tTOOparticularaboutcookin’andsoon,why——Anyhow,youmustn’tthinkthatTHEY

  werecriticisin’。’Twasonlythattheytookaninterestand——

  Thatwasaboutit,wasn’tit?“

  “Mrs。Coffin,I——Ihopeyoudon’tthinkIpaidanyattentiontotheirremarks——ofthatkind,Imean。Honestly,Ididmybesttostopthem。Isaid——“

  “Manalive!I’mnotworried。Whyshouldyoube?Weweretalkin’

  abouttrustjustnow——orIwas。Well,youandI’llhavetotakeeachotherontrustforawhile,untilweseewhetherwe’regoin’

  tosuit。IfyouseeanythingthatI’mgoin’wrongin,Iwishyou’dtellme。AndI’lldothesamebyyou,ifthat’sagreeable。You’llhearalotofthingssaidaboutme,butifthey’reverybadIgiveyoumywordtheyain’ttrue。And,toberealfrank,I’llprobablyhearsomeaboutyou,whichI’lltakeforwhatthey’reworthandconsiderin’whosaid’em。That’sagoodwholesomeagreement,I

  think,forbothofus。Whatdoyouthink?“

  JohnEllerysaid,withemphasis,thathethoughtwellofit。Hebegantorealizethatthiswoman,withherbluntcommonsense,waslikelytobeapilotworthhavinginthedifficultwaterswhichhemustnavigateasskipperoftheRegularchurchinTrumet。Also,hebegantorealizethat,assuchaskipper,hewasmostinexperienced。AndCaptainDanielshadspokenhighly——

  condescendinglybuthighly——ofhishousekeeper’squalificationsandpersonality。Sotheagreementwasratified,withreliefonhispart。

  ThefirstSundaycameandwithitthefirstsermon。HereadthatsermontoKeziahonSaturdayeveningandsheapprovedofitasawhole,thoughshecriticisedsomeofitsdetails。

  “Don’tbeafraidtoputinplentyofsalt,“shesaid。“Whereyou’vegottheChristianlifeandspiritwrittendownasbein’likeaquiet,peacefulhome,freefromalldistrust,andlikethat,whydon’tyouchangeittoagoodsafeanchorage,wherethesoulcanrideforeverwithoutfearofbreakersorno’theastersorthedangersbesettin’themarineronaleeshore。They’llunderstandthat;itgetsrighthometo’em。There’sscarcelyamanorawomaninyourcongregationthatain’tbeenoutofsightoflandforweeksonastretch。“

  ThebreakfasthouronSundaywouldbeatnineo’clock,insteadofseven,asonweekdays,shetoldhim。

  “TrumetlaystobedSundaymornin’s,“sheexplained。“It’salmostapartofitsreligion,asyoumightsay,andliveduptomoreconscientiousthansomeotherparts,I’mafraid。Sixdaysshaltthoulaborandwearcomfort’bleclothes;andontheseventhyoumustbelazyanddressup。LikewiseyoumusthavebakedbeansSaturdayforsupper,aswe’rehavin’’em,andmorebeanswithfishballsnextmornin’。Thatis,ifyouwanttobeorthodox。“

  Theservicebeganateleveno’clock。Athalfpasttenthesexton,oldMr。JubalKnowles,rangthe“firstbell,“aclangingfive-

  minutereminder。Twentyminuteslaterhebeganonthesecondandfinalcall。Mr。Ellerywasready——andnervous——beforethefirstbellhadfinishedringing。ButKeziah,enteringthesittingroomdressedinblackalpacaandcarryingthehymnbookwithhernameingiltlettersonthecover,forbadehisleavingtheparsonagethusearly。

  “Ishallgoprettysoon,“shesaid,“butyoumustn’t。Theministerain’texpecteduntilthelastbell’s’mostdone。ParsonLangleyusedtowaituntiltheWinslowswentin。GaiusWinslowisawidowermanwholivesuptothewestendofthetownandhe’sgotninechildren,allboys。You’llknow’embecausetheyalwaysdrivedowntomeetin’inonecarryallwithawhitehorse。Gaiusisaspunctualasaboardin’-housedinner。TheoldparsonusedtowaituntilthelastWinslowhadtoddledupthemeetin’-housestepsandthenhe’dcomeoutofthissidedoorwithhissermoninhishand。

  It’saprettygoodruletorememberandsaveswatchin’theclock。

  Besides,it’swhatwe’vebeenusedto,andthatgoesagoodwayswithsomefolks。Good-by,Mr。Ellery。You’llseemeinthethirdpewfromtheback,ontherightside,wishin’youluckjustashardasIcan。“

  So,asincouplesorfamilygroups,afootorinallsortsofvehicles,themembersofTrumet’sRegularsocietycametothechurchtoheartheirnewminister,thatfunctionarypeepedundertheparlorwindowshadeoftheparsonageandwaited,fidgettingandapprehensive,fortheWinslows。Theyarrivedatlast,andwerenothardtorecognize,fortenindividualspackedintoonecarriagearehardtooverlookanywhere。AsGaius,withtheyoungestinhisarms,passedinatthechurchdoor,JohnEllerypassedoutoftheparsonagegate。Thelastbellclangeditsfinalstroke,thevibrationsceased,therustleofskirtsandthesoundsofdecorouscoughingsubsidedandweresucceededbythedryrattleofthehymn-

  bookpages,theorgan,presentedbyCaptainElkanahandplayedbyhisdaughter,uttereditspreliminarygroan,theservicebegan。

  Outsidethespringbreezestirredthebuddingsilver-leafs,thedistantbreakersgrumbled,thecrowsinthepinesnearCaptainEbenHammond’staverncawedribaldanswerstothescreaminggullsperchedalongthetopofthebreakwater。AndseatedononeofthehardbenchesofthelittleCome-Outerchapel,GraceVanHorneheardher“UncleEben,“who,asusual,wasconductingthemeeting,speakof“themwho,inpurpleandfinelinen,withorgansandtrumpetsandvainshows,aregatheredelsewhereinthiscommunitytohearahiredpriestmakeamockofthegospel。“A-MEN!

  ButJohnEllery,the“hiredpriest,“knewnothingofthis。Hedidknow,however,thathewasthecenterofinterestforhisowncongregation,thepeopleamongwhomhehadbeencalledtolabor。

  Theirpraiseorcriticismmeanteverythingtohim;thereforehepreachedfordearlife。

  AndKeziahCoffin,inthethirdpewfromtheback,watchedhimintently,hermindworkinginsympatheticunisonwithhis。Shewasnotonetobegreatlyinfluencedbyfirstimpressions,butshehadbeenfavorablyimpressedbythisyoungfellow,andhadalreadybeguntofeelthatsenseofguardianshipandpersonalresponsibilitywhich,lateron,wastomakeCaptainZebedeeMayonicknametheminister“Keziah’sParson。“

  Thesermonwasasuccess。

  CHAPTERIV

  INWHICHKEZIAH’SPARSONDECIDESTORUNITBLINDFOLD

  OnMondayafternoontheministermadeafewcalls。Keziahmadeoutashortlistforhimtofollow,a“sortofchartofthemainchannel,“shecalledit,“withthesafeportsmarkedandtheshoalsandriskyplaceslabeleddangerous。“

  “Yousee,“shesaid,“Trumetain’tacourseyoucannavigatewithyoureyesshut。Wedivideourselvesintoaboutfoursets——

  aristocrats,poorrelations,townfolks,andscum。ThearistocratsarethebigbugslikeCap’nElkanahandtheotherwell-offseacaptains,afloatorashore。They’mostallgototheRegularchurchandtheparishcommitteeissteeredby’em。Thepoorrelationsaremainlywidowsandsuch,whosehusbandsdiedorwerelostatsea。MostofthemareRegulars。Thetownfolksarethosethatstayashoreandkeepstoreorrunsaltworksorsomethin’。

  Andthescumworkaroundonoddjobsorgofishin’。So,ifyoureallywanttobesafe,youmustcallonthearistocratsfirst,afterthatonthepoorrelations,andsoondown。Youwon’tbebotheredwithscummuch;they’remainlyCome-Outers。“

  Ellerytookthelistfromherhandandlookeditover。

  “Hum!“hesaidmusingly。“AmIsupposedtorecognizethese——er——

  classdistinctions?“

  “Yes。Thatis,notinmeetin’orsewin’circleoranythinglikethat,ornotoutandoutandopenanywhere。Butyouwanttocultivateasortofdifferenthandshakeandhow-dy-doforeachset,so’stospeak。Gushallyouwanttooveranaristocrat。BethankfulforadviceandalwaysSOgladtosee’em。Withthepoorrelationsyoucaneaseuponthegushandmaybecondescendsome。

  Townfolksexpectcondescensionandsuperiority;giveitto’em。

  Whenitcomestoscum,why——well,anyshortkindofabowanda’’Mornin’’’lldoforthem。’CoursetheLord,inHisinfinitemercy,made’em,sameasHedidpotatobugs,butit’snecessarytokeepbothbugsandthemdowntotheirproperplace。“

  Shedeliveredthisintheintervalsbetweentripstothekitchenwiththedinnerdishes。Theministerlistenedwithatroubledexpressiononhisface。

  “Mrs。Coffin,“hesaid,“IguessI’mdull。TherewasaScotchprofessoratcollegeandthefellowsusedtosayhisbumpofhumorwasadent。Maybemineisn’tmuchbetter。Areyoujoking?“

  Keziahstackedthecupsandsaucers。

  “Iain’tjokin’,“shedeclared。“I’vebeenapoorrelationinthisvillageforagoodwhileandmybrotherwasashoemakerandontheupperfringeofthetown-folkclass。MyhumorbumpwouldhavetostickuplikeCannonHillaforeIcouldseeanyjokeinthat。“

  “Butyou’renotseriouslyadvisingmetotreatarichmandifferentlyfromapoorone?“

  “Notopenlydifferent——no。ButifyouwanttosteeraperfectlySAFEcourse,onethat’llkeepdeepwaterunderyourkeelthewholevoyage,why,there’syourchart。“

  Mr。Ellerypromptlytorethe“chart“intosmallpieces。

  “I’mgoingout,“hesaid。“Ishallbebackbysuppertime。“

  Mrs。Coffineyedhimgrimly。

  “Goin’torunitblindfold,areyou?“sheasked。

  “Yes,Iam。“

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