abouthowyoucametocomehereandwhatyouthinkofitfar’syou’vegot,andwhatyourviewsareoncertainpointsinthecreed。
Likewise,whoyourfolkswereandwhethertheywaswelloff,andafewthingslikethat。Thenthey’llwanttoseewhatkindofclothesyouwearand——“
“Whew!“Ellerywhistled。“You’reunfoldingapleasantprospectforme,Imustsay。AmIsupposedtobecatechizedonallofmyprivateaffairs?“
“Ofcourse!Aministerhasn’tgotanyprivateaffairs;he’sapubliccharacter。There!“shelaughed,asshepouredthecoffee,“Imustn’tdiscourageyou。Butdon’tyouseethateverymother’sson——and,forthatmatter,everydaughterandchildren’schilduntothethirdandfourthgeneration——feelthat,solongastheypaypewrentorputacentinthecollection,theyownashareinyou。Andwealwayskeepawatchonourinvestmentsdownthisway。That’stheYankeeshrewdnessyoureadsomuchabout,Iguess。“
Theministerabsentlyplayedwithhisspoon。
“I’mafraidyou’reacynic,“hesaid。
“No,no,Iain’t。Thoughsometimes,considerin’everything,IfeelasthoughIhadexcuseenoughifIwantedtobelongtothattribe。
Butyou’reyoung。Youmustn’tmindmysayin’that;ifyouwasold,ofcourse,Iwouldn’ttalkaboutages。Butyouareyoungandthisisyourfirstchurch。Soyoumuststartright。I’mnocynic,blessyou。I’vegottrustinhumannatureleft——mostkindsofhumannature。IfIhadn’t,I’dhavemoremoney,Is’pose。Perhapsyou’venoticedthatthosewhotrustagooddealareusuallypoor。
It’sallright,Mr。Ellery;yougoandtakeyourwalk。AndI’llwalkintothatpantrycloset。It’llbeagooddeallikewalkin’
intotheSloughofDespond,butChristiancameoutontheothersideandIguesslikelyIwill,ifthesupplyofsoapsudsholdsout。“
When,promptlyatteno’clock,theministerreturnedfromhiswalk,hefoundMrs。Rogerswaitinginthesittingroom。Itisaprimequalificationofanalertreportertobefirstonthesceneofsensation。Didamawasseldombeaten。Mr。Ellery’scatechismbegan。BeforeitwasoverKeziahopenedthedoortoadmitMissPepperandherbrother。“Kyan“wasnervousandembarrassedinthehousekeeper’spresence。Laviniawasaglacier,movingmajesticallyandfreezingasitmoved。Keziah,however,wasnoteventouchedbythefrost;shegreetedthepaircordially,andbeggedthemto“takeofftheirthings。“
Itwasdinnertimebeforethecatechizersdeparted。Thecatechizedcametothetablewithanimpairedappetite。Helookedtroubled。
“Don’tletitworryyou,Mr。Ellery,“observedKeziahcalmly。“I
thinkIcansatisfyyou。Honestandtrue,Iain’thalfasbadasyoumightthink。“
Theministerlookedmoretroubledthanbefore;alsosurprised。
“Why,Mrs。Coffin!“hecried。“Couldyouhear——“
“No,no!Icouldn’thearnothin’inthatclosetexceptmyownopinionondirtanddust。ButifIwasasdeafasthemanthatsetonthepowderkeganddroppedhispipeashesintoit,itwouldn’thavemadeanydifference。Themansaidaftertheypickedhimupthattheyneedn’thavebeensorough,he’dhavemovedwithoutbein’
pushedifthey’dhavemadesignstheywantedtousethekeg。AndifIwasoutinthenextlotI’dhaveknownwhatyouwaslistenin’
tointhatsittin’room。Theyhintedthattheywererealsorryforyou,but’twasn’tanyofTHEIRdoin’s。Theparishcommittee,bein’
justmen,wasapttomakemistakesincertainmatters。OfcourseeverythingMIGHTbewellenough,andifyouwa’n’tTOOparticularaboutcookin’andsoon,why——Anyhow,youmustn’tthinkthatTHEY
werecriticisin’。’Twasonlythattheytookaninterestand——
Thatwasaboutit,wasn’tit?“
“Mrs。Coffin,I——Ihopeyoudon’tthinkIpaidanyattentiontotheirremarks——ofthatkind,Imean。Honestly,Ididmybesttostopthem。Isaid——“
“Manalive!I’mnotworried。Whyshouldyoube?Weweretalkin’
abouttrustjustnow——orIwas。Well,youandI’llhavetotakeeachotherontrustforawhile,untilweseewhetherwe’regoin’
tosuit。IfyouseeanythingthatI’mgoin’wrongin,Iwishyou’dtellme。AndI’lldothesamebyyou,ifthat’sagreeable。You’llhearalotofthingssaidaboutme,butifthey’reverybadIgiveyoumywordtheyain’ttrue。And,toberealfrank,I’llprobablyhearsomeaboutyou,whichI’lltakeforwhatthey’reworthandconsiderin’whosaid’em。That’sagoodwholesomeagreement,I
think,forbothofus。Whatdoyouthink?“
JohnEllerysaid,withemphasis,thathethoughtwellofit。Hebegantorealizethatthiswoman,withherbluntcommonsense,waslikelytobeapilotworthhavinginthedifficultwaterswhichhemustnavigateasskipperoftheRegularchurchinTrumet。Also,hebegantorealizethat,assuchaskipper,hewasmostinexperienced。AndCaptainDanielshadspokenhighly——
condescendinglybuthighly——ofhishousekeeper’squalificationsandpersonality。Sotheagreementwasratified,withreliefonhispart。
ThefirstSundaycameandwithitthefirstsermon。HereadthatsermontoKeziahonSaturdayeveningandsheapprovedofitasawhole,thoughshecriticisedsomeofitsdetails。
“Don’tbeafraidtoputinplentyofsalt,“shesaid。“Whereyou’vegottheChristianlifeandspiritwrittendownasbein’likeaquiet,peacefulhome,freefromalldistrust,andlikethat,whydon’tyouchangeittoagoodsafeanchorage,wherethesoulcanrideforeverwithoutfearofbreakersorno’theastersorthedangersbesettin’themarineronaleeshore。They’llunderstandthat;itgetsrighthometo’em。There’sscarcelyamanorawomaninyourcongregationthatain’tbeenoutofsightoflandforweeksonastretch。“
ThebreakfasthouronSundaywouldbeatnineo’clock,insteadofseven,asonweekdays,shetoldhim。
“TrumetlaystobedSundaymornin’s,“sheexplained。“It’salmostapartofitsreligion,asyoumightsay,andliveduptomoreconscientiousthansomeotherparts,I’mafraid。Sixdaysshaltthoulaborandwearcomfort’bleclothes;andontheseventhyoumustbelazyanddressup。LikewiseyoumusthavebakedbeansSaturdayforsupper,aswe’rehavin’’em,andmorebeanswithfishballsnextmornin’。Thatis,ifyouwanttobeorthodox。“
Theservicebeganateleveno’clock。Athalfpasttenthesexton,oldMr。JubalKnowles,rangthe“firstbell,“aclangingfive-
minutereminder。Twentyminuteslaterhebeganonthesecondandfinalcall。Mr。Ellerywasready——andnervous——beforethefirstbellhadfinishedringing。ButKeziah,enteringthesittingroomdressedinblackalpacaandcarryingthehymnbookwithhernameingiltlettersonthecover,forbadehisleavingtheparsonagethusearly。
“Ishallgoprettysoon,“shesaid,“butyoumustn’t。Theministerain’texpecteduntilthelastbell’s’mostdone。ParsonLangleyusedtowaituntiltheWinslowswentin。GaiusWinslowisawidowermanwholivesuptothewestendofthetownandhe’sgotninechildren,allboys。You’llknow’embecausetheyalwaysdrivedowntomeetin’inonecarryallwithawhitehorse。Gaiusisaspunctualasaboardin’-housedinner。TheoldparsonusedtowaituntilthelastWinslowhadtoddledupthemeetin’-housestepsandthenhe’dcomeoutofthissidedoorwithhissermoninhishand。
It’saprettygoodruletorememberandsaveswatchin’theclock。
Besides,it’swhatwe’vebeenusedto,andthatgoesagoodwayswithsomefolks。Good-by,Mr。Ellery。You’llseemeinthethirdpewfromtheback,ontherightside,wishin’youluckjustashardasIcan。“
So,asincouplesorfamilygroups,afootorinallsortsofvehicles,themembersofTrumet’sRegularsocietycametothechurchtoheartheirnewminister,thatfunctionarypeepedundertheparlorwindowshadeoftheparsonageandwaited,fidgettingandapprehensive,fortheWinslows。Theyarrivedatlast,andwerenothardtorecognize,fortenindividualspackedintoonecarriagearehardtooverlookanywhere。AsGaius,withtheyoungestinhisarms,passedinatthechurchdoor,JohnEllerypassedoutoftheparsonagegate。Thelastbellclangeditsfinalstroke,thevibrationsceased,therustleofskirtsandthesoundsofdecorouscoughingsubsidedandweresucceededbythedryrattleofthehymn-
bookpages,theorgan,presentedbyCaptainElkanahandplayedbyhisdaughter,uttereditspreliminarygroan,theservicebegan。
Outsidethespringbreezestirredthebuddingsilver-leafs,thedistantbreakersgrumbled,thecrowsinthepinesnearCaptainEbenHammond’staverncawedribaldanswerstothescreaminggullsperchedalongthetopofthebreakwater。AndseatedononeofthehardbenchesofthelittleCome-Outerchapel,GraceVanHorneheardher“UncleEben,“who,asusual,wasconductingthemeeting,speakof“themwho,inpurpleandfinelinen,withorgansandtrumpetsandvainshows,aregatheredelsewhereinthiscommunitytohearahiredpriestmakeamockofthegospel。“A-MEN!
ButJohnEllery,the“hiredpriest,“knewnothingofthis。Hedidknow,however,thathewasthecenterofinterestforhisowncongregation,thepeopleamongwhomhehadbeencalledtolabor。
Theirpraiseorcriticismmeanteverythingtohim;thereforehepreachedfordearlife。
AndKeziahCoffin,inthethirdpewfromtheback,watchedhimintently,hermindworkinginsympatheticunisonwithhis。Shewasnotonetobegreatlyinfluencedbyfirstimpressions,butshehadbeenfavorablyimpressedbythisyoungfellow,andhadalreadybeguntofeelthatsenseofguardianshipandpersonalresponsibilitywhich,lateron,wastomakeCaptainZebedeeMayonicknametheminister“Keziah’sParson。“
Thesermonwasasuccess。
CHAPTERIV
INWHICHKEZIAH’SPARSONDECIDESTORUNITBLINDFOLD
OnMondayafternoontheministermadeafewcalls。Keziahmadeoutashortlistforhimtofollow,a“sortofchartofthemainchannel,“shecalledit,“withthesafeportsmarkedandtheshoalsandriskyplaceslabeleddangerous。“
“Yousee,“shesaid,“Trumetain’tacourseyoucannavigatewithyoureyesshut。Wedivideourselvesintoaboutfoursets——
aristocrats,poorrelations,townfolks,andscum。ThearistocratsarethebigbugslikeCap’nElkanahandtheotherwell-offseacaptains,afloatorashore。They’mostallgototheRegularchurchandtheparishcommitteeissteeredby’em。Thepoorrelationsaremainlywidowsandsuch,whosehusbandsdiedorwerelostatsea。MostofthemareRegulars。Thetownfolksarethosethatstayashoreandkeepstoreorrunsaltworksorsomethin’。
Andthescumworkaroundonoddjobsorgofishin’。So,ifyoureallywanttobesafe,youmustcallonthearistocratsfirst,afterthatonthepoorrelations,andsoondown。Youwon’tbebotheredwithscummuch;they’remainlyCome-Outers。“
Ellerytookthelistfromherhandandlookeditover。
“Hum!“hesaidmusingly。“AmIsupposedtorecognizethese——er——
classdistinctions?“
“Yes。Thatis,notinmeetin’orsewin’circleoranythinglikethat,ornotoutandoutandopenanywhere。Butyouwanttocultivateasortofdifferenthandshakeandhow-dy-doforeachset,so’stospeak。Gushallyouwanttooveranaristocrat。BethankfulforadviceandalwaysSOgladtosee’em。Withthepoorrelationsyoucaneaseuponthegushandmaybecondescendsome。
Townfolksexpectcondescensionandsuperiority;giveitto’em。
Whenitcomestoscum,why——well,anyshortkindofabowanda’’Mornin’’’lldoforthem。’CoursetheLord,inHisinfinitemercy,made’em,sameasHedidpotatobugs,butit’snecessarytokeepbothbugsandthemdowntotheirproperplace。“
Shedeliveredthisintheintervalsbetweentripstothekitchenwiththedinnerdishes。Theministerlistenedwithatroubledexpressiononhisface。
“Mrs。Coffin,“hesaid,“IguessI’mdull。TherewasaScotchprofessoratcollegeandthefellowsusedtosayhisbumpofhumorwasadent。Maybemineisn’tmuchbetter。Areyoujoking?“
Keziahstackedthecupsandsaucers。
“Iain’tjokin’,“shedeclared。“I’vebeenapoorrelationinthisvillageforagoodwhileandmybrotherwasashoemakerandontheupperfringeofthetown-folkclass。MyhumorbumpwouldhavetostickuplikeCannonHillaforeIcouldseeanyjokeinthat。“
“Butyou’renotseriouslyadvisingmetotreatarichmandifferentlyfromapoorone?“
“Notopenlydifferent——no。ButifyouwanttosteeraperfectlySAFEcourse,onethat’llkeepdeepwaterunderyourkeelthewholevoyage,why,there’syourchart。“
Mr。Ellerypromptlytorethe“chart“intosmallpieces。
“I’mgoingout,“hesaid。“Ishallbebackbysuppertime。“
Mrs。Coffineyedhimgrimly。
“Goin’torunitblindfold,areyou?“sheasked。
“Yes,Iam。“