But,indeed,consideringtheslovenlyandcarelessmannerinwhichbooksweretreatedbyJohnson,itcouldnotbeexpectedthatscarceandvaluableeditionsshouldhavebeenlenttohim。
Agentleman*havingtosomeoftheusualargumentsfordrinkingaddedthis:’Youknow,Sir,drinkingdrivesawaycare,andmakesusforgetwhateverisdisagreeable。Wouldnotyouallowamantodrinkforthatreason?’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir,ifhesatnextYOU。’
*ThegentlemanmostlikelyisBoswell——HILL。
Alearnedgentlemanwhointhecourseofconversationwishedtoinformusofthissimplefact,thattheCounseluponthecircuitatShrewsburyweremuchbittenbyfleas,took,Isuppose,sevenoreightminutesinrelatingitcircumstantially。Heinaplenitudeofphrasetoldus,thatlargebalesofwoollenclothwerelodgedinthetown-hall;——thatbyreasonofthis,fleasnestledthereinprodigiousnumbers;thatthelodgingsofthecounselwereneartothetown-hall;——andthatthoselittleanimalsmovedfromplacetoplacewithwonderfulagility。Johnsonsatingreatimpatiencetillthegentlemanhadfinishedhistediousnarrative,andthenburstoutplayfullyhowever,’Itisapity,Sir,thatyouhavenotseenalion;forafleahastakenyousuchatime,thatalionmusthaveservedyouatwelvemonth。’
HewouldnotallowScotlandtoderiveanycreditfromLordMansfield;forhewaseducatedinEngland。’Muchsaidhe,maybemadeofaScotchman,ifhebeCAUGHTyoung。’
Hesaid,’Iamveryunwillingtoreadthemanuscriptsofauthours,andgivethemmyopinion。Iftheauthourswhoapplytomehavemoney,Ibidthemboldlyprintwithoutaname;iftheyhavewritteninordertogetmoney,Itellthemtogotothebooksellers,andmakethebestbargaintheycan。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,ifabooksellershouldbringyouamanuscripttolookat?’JOHNSON。
’Why,Sir,Iwoulddesirethebooksellertotakeitaway。’
ImentionedafriendofminewhohadresidedlonginSpain,andwasunwillingtoreturntoBritain。JOHNSON。’Sir,heisattachedtosomewoman。’BOSWELL。’Iratherbelieve,Sir,itisthefineclimatewhichkeepshimthere。’JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,howcanyoutalkso?WhatisCLIMATEtohappiness?PlacemeintheheartofAsia,shouldInotbeexiled?Whatproportiondoesclimatebeartothecomplexsystemofhumanlife?YoumayadvisemetogotoliveatBolognatoeatsausages。Thesausagestherearethebestintheworld;theylosemuchbybeingcarried。’
OnSaturday,May9,Mr。DempsterandIhadagreedtodinebyourselvesattheBritishCoffee-house。Johnson,onwhomIhappenedtocallinthemorning,saidhewouldjoinus,whichhedid,andwespentaveryagreeableday,thoughIrecollectbutlittleofwhatpassed。
Hesaid,’WalpolewasaministergivenbytheKingtothepeople:
PittwasaministergivenbythepeopletotheKing,——asanadjunct。’
’ThemisfortuneofGoldsmithinconversationisthis:hegoesonwithoutknowinghowheistogetoff。Hisgeniusisgreat,buthisknowledgeissmall。Astheysayofagenerousman,itisapityheisnotrich,wemaysayofGoldsmith,itisapityheisnotknowing。Hewouldnotkeephisknowledgetohimself。’
1773:AETAT。64。]——In1773hisonlypublicationwasaneditionofhisfolioDictionary,withadditionsandcorrections;nordidhe,sofarasisknown,furnishanyproductionsofhisfertilepentoanyofhisnumerousfriendsordependants,exceptthePrefacetohisoldamanuensisMacbean’sDictionaryofAncientGeography。
’TOJAMESBOSWELL,ESQ。
’DEARSIR,……AneweditionofmygreatDictionaryisprinted,fromacopywhichIwaspersuadedtorevise;buthavingmadenopreparation,Iwasabletodoverylittle。SomesuperfluitiesI
haveexpunged,andsomefaultsIhavecorrected,andhereandtherehavescatteredaremark;butthemainfabrickoftheworkremainsasitwas。IhadlookedverylittleintoitsinceIwroteit,and,Ithink,Ifounditfullasoftenbetter,asworse,thanI
expected。
’BarettiandDavieshavehadafuriousquarrel;aquarrel,Ithink,irreconcileable。Dr。Goldsmithhasanewcomedy,whichisexpectedinthespring。Nonameisyetgivenit。Thechiefdiversionarisesfromastratagembywhichaloverismadetomistakehisfuturefather-in-law’shouseforaninn。This,yousee,bordersuponfarce。Thedialogueisquickandgay,andtheincidentsaresopreparedasnottoseemimprobable……
’Myhealthseemsingeneraltoimprove;butIhavebeentroubledformanyweekswithavexatiouscatarrh,whichissometimessufficientlydistressful。Ihavenotfoundanygreateffectsfrombleedingandphysick;andamafraid,thatImustexpecthelpfrombrighterdaysandsofterair。
’Writetomenowandthen;andwheneveranygoodbefallsyou,makehastetoletmeknowit,fornoonewillrejoiceatitmorethan,dearSir,yourmosthumbleservant,’SAM。JOHNSON。’
’London,Feb。24,1773。’
’YoucontinuetostandveryhighinthefavourofMrs。Thrale。’
Whileaformereditionofmyworkwaspassingthroughthepress,I
wasunexpectedlyfavouredwithapacketfromPhiladelphia,fromMr。
JamesAbercrombie,agentlemanofthatcountry,whoispleasedtohonourmewithveryhighpraiseofmyLifeofDr。Johnson。Tohavethefameofmyillustriousfriend,andhisfaithfulbiographer,echoedfromtheNewWorldisextremelyflattering;andmygratefulacknowledgementsshallbewaftedacrosstheAtlantick。Mr。
Abercrombiehaspolitelyconferredonmeaconsiderableadditionalobligation,bytransmittingtomecopiesoftwolettersfromDr。
JohnsontoAmericangentlemen。
OnSaturday,April3,thedayaftermyarrivalinLondonthisyear,Iwenttohishouselateintheevening,andsatwithMrs。Williamstillhecamehome。IfoundintheLondonChronicle,Dr。
Goldsmith’sapologytothepublickforbeatingEvans,abookseller,onaccountofaparagraphinanewspaperpublishedbyhim,whichGoldsmiththoughtimpertinenttohimandtoaladyofhisacquaintance。TheapologywaswrittensomuchinDr。Johnson’smanner,thatbothMrs。WilliamsandIsupposedittobehis;butwhenhecamehome,hesoonundeceivedus。WhenhesaidtoMrs。
Williams,’Well,Dr。Goldsmith’smanifestohasgotintoyourpaper;’IaskedhimifDr。Goldsmithhadwrittenit,withanairthatmadehimseeIsuspecteditwashis,thoughsubscribedbyGoldsmith。JOHNSON。’Sir,Dr。Goldsmithwouldnomorehaveaskedmetowritesuchathingasthatforhim,thanhewouldhaveaskedmetofeedhimwithaspoon,ortodoanythingelsethatdenotedhisimbecility。Iasmuchbelievethathewroteit,asifIhadseenhimdoit。Sir,hadheshewnittoanyonefriend,hewouldnothavebeenallowedtopublishit。Hehas,indeed,doneitverywell;butitisafoolishthingwelldone。Isupposehehasbeensomuchelatedwiththesuccessofhisnewcomedy,thathehasthoughteverythingthatconcernedhimmustheofimportancetothepublick。’BOSWELL。’Ifancy,Sir,thisisthefirsttimethathehasbeenengagedinsuchanadventure。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,I
believeitisthefirsttimehehasBEAT;hemayhaveBEENBEATEN
before。This,Sir,isanewplumetohim。’
AtMr。Thrale’s,intheevening,herepeatedhisusualparadoxicaldeclamationagainstactioninpublickspeaking。’Actioncanhavenoeffectuponreasonableminds。Itmayaugmentnoise,butitnevercanenforceargument。’
LordChesterfieldbeingmentioned,Johnsonremarked,thatalmostallofthatcelebratednobleman’swittysayingswerepuns。He,however,allowedthemeritofgoodwittohisLordship’ssayingofLordTyrawleyandhimself,whenbothveryoldandinfirm:’TyrawleyandIhavebeendeadthesetwoyears;butwedon’tchoosetohaveitknown。’
Theconversationhavingturnedonmodernimitationsofancientballads,andsomeonehavingpraisedtheirsimplicity,hetreatedthemwiththatridiculewhichhealwaysdisplayedwhenthatsubjectwasmentioned。
Hedisapprovedofintroducingscripturephrasesintoseculardiscourse。Thisseemedtomeaquestionofsomedifficulty。A
scriptureexpressionmaybeused,likeahighlyclassicalphrase,toproduceaninstantaneousstrongimpression;anditmaybedonewithoutbeingatallimproper。YetIownthereisdanger,thatapplyingthelanguageofoursacredbooktoordinarysubjectsmaytendtolessenourreverenceforit。Ifthereforeitbeintroducedatall,itshouldbewithverygreatcaution。
OnThursday,April8,Isatagoodpartoftheeveningwithhim,buthewasverysilent。
Thoughhewasnotdisposedtotalk,hewasunwillingthatIshouldleavehim;andwhenIlookedatmywatch,andtoldhimitwastwelveo’clock,hecried,What’sthattoyouandme?’andorderedFranktotellMrs。Williamsthatwewerecomingtodrinkteawithher,whichwedid。Itwassettledthatweshouldgotochurchtogethernextday。
Onthe9thofApril,beingGoodFriday,Ibreakfastedwithhimonteaandcross-buns;DOCTORLevet,asFrankcalledhim,makingthetea。HecarriedmewithhimtothechurchofSt。ClementDanes,wherehehadhisseat;andhisbehaviourwas,asIhadimagedtomyself,solemnlydevout。InevershallforgetthetremulousearnestnesswithwhichhepronouncedtheawfulpetitionintheLitany:’Inthehourofdeath,andatthedayofjudgement,goodLORDdeliverus。
Wewenttochurchbothinthemorningandevening。Intheintervalbetweenthetwoserviceswedidnotdine;buthereadintheGreekNewTestament,andIturnedoverseveralofhisbooks。
ItoldhimthatGoldsmithhadsaidtomeafewdaysbefore,’AsI
takemyshoesfromtheshoemaker,andmycoatfromthetaylor,soI
takemyreligionfromthepriest。’Iregrettedthisloosewayoftalking。JOHNSON。’Sir,heknowsnothing;hehasmadeuphismindaboutnothing。’
TomygreatsurprizeheaskedmetodinewithhimonEaster-day。I