“That’saboutit,“saidtheJudge。“Icangetonwithmostpeople。Butelephantsdepressme。“
SowenamedtheDoctor“Jumbo,“andIdepartedtomyquarters。
Atthebunkhouse,thecommentsweresimilarbutmorehighlysalted。Themenweregoingtobed。Inspiteoftheiroutwarddecorumattheservice,theyhadnotlikedtobetoldthattheywere“altogetherbecomefilthy。“Itwaseasytocallnames;theycoulddothatthemselves。Andtheyappealedtome,severalspeakingatonce,likeaconcertedpieceattheopera:“Say,doyoubelievebabiesgotohell?“——“Ah,ofcoursehedon’t。“——“Thereain’tnohereafter,anyway。“——“Ain’tthere?“——“Whotoldyu’?“——“Samemanastoldthepreacherwewereallasiftedsetofsons-of-guns。“——“Well,I’mgoingtostayaMormon。“——“Well,I’mgoingtoquitfleeingfromtemptation。“——“that’sso!Bettergetitintheneckafteragoodtimethanapoorone。“Andsoforth。Theirwitwasnotextreme,yetIshouldlikeDr。MacBridetohaveheardit。Onefellowputhisnaturalsoulprettywellintowords,“IfIhappenedtolearnwhattheyhadpredestinatedmetodo,I’ddotheotherthing,justtoshow’em!“
AndTrampas?AndtheVirginian?Theywereoutofit。TheVirginianhadgonestraighttohisnewabode。Trampaslayinhisbed,notasleep,andsullenasever。
“Heain’tgotreligionthistrip,“saidScipiotome。
“Didhisnewforemangetit?“Iasked。
“Huh!Itwouldspoilhim。Youkeeparoundthat’sall。Keeparound。“
Scipiowasnottobeprobed;andIwent,stillbaffled,tomyrepose。
NolightburnedinthecabinasIapproacheditsdoor。
TheVirginian’sroomwasquietanddark;andthatDr。MacBrideslumberedwasplainlyaudibletome,evenbeforeIentered。Gofishingwithhim!Ithought,asIundressed。AndIselfishlydecidedthattheJudgemighthavethisprivilegeentirelytohimself。Sleepcametomefairlysoon,inspiteoftheDoctor。I
waswakenedfromitbymybed’sbeingjolted——notapleasantthingthatnight。Imusthavestarted。AnditwasthequietvoiceoftheVirginianthattoldmehewassorrytohaveaccidentallydisturbedme。Thisdisturbedmeagooddealmore。Buthisstepsdidnotgotothebunkhouse,asmysensationalmindhadsuggested。Hewasnotwearingmuch,andinthedimnessheseemedtallerthancommon。InextmadeoutthathewasbendingoverDr。
MacBride。Thedivineatlastsprangupright。
“Iamarmed,“hesaid。“Takecare。Whoareyou?“
“Youcanlaydownyourgun,seh。Ifeellikemyspiritwasgoingtobearwitness。IfeellikeImightgetanenlightening。“
Hewasusingsomeofthemissionary’sownlanguage。ThebafflingIhadbeentreatedtobyScipiomeltedtonothinginthis。Didlivingmenpetrify,Ishouldhavechangedtomineralbetweenthesheets。TheDoctorgotoutofbed,lightedhislamp,andfoundabook;andthetworetiredintotheVirginian’sroom,whereI
couldheartheexhortationsasIlayamazed。IntimetheDoctorreturned,blewouthislamp,andsettledhimself。Ihadbeenverymuchawake,butwasnearlygonetosleepagain,whenthedoorcreakedandtheVirginianstoodbytheDoctor’sside。
“Areyouawake,seh?“
“What?What’sthat?Whatisit?“
“Excuseme,seh。Theenemyiswinningonme。I’mfeelinglessinwardoppositiontosin。“
Thelampwaslighted,andIlistenedtosomefurtherexhortations。Theymusthavetakenhalfanhour。WhentheDoctorwasinbedagain,IthoughtthatIheardhimsigh。Thisupsetmycomposureinthedark;butIlayfacedownwardinthepillow,andtheDoctorwassoonagainsnoring。Ienviedhimforawhilehisfacultyofeasysleep。ButImusthavedroppedoffmyself;foritwasthelampinmyeyesthatnowwakedmeashecamebackforthethirdtimefromtheVirginian’sroom。Beforeblowingthelightouthelookedathiswatch,andthereuponIinquiredthehourofhim。
“Three,“saidhe。
Icouldnotsleepanymorenow,andIlaywatchingthedarkness。
“I’mafearedtobealone!“saidtheVirginian’svoicepresentlyinthenextroom。“I’mafeared。“Therewasashortpause,andthenheshoutedveryloud,“I’mlosin’mydesireaftehthesinceremilkoftheWord!“
“What?What’sthat?What?“TheDoctor’scotgaveagreatcrackashestarteduplistening,andIputmyfacedeepinthepillow。
“I’mafeared!I’mafeared!Sinhasquitbeingbitterinmybelly。“
“Courage,mygoodman。“TheDoctorwasoutofbedwithhislampagain,andthedoorshutbehindhim。Betweenthemtheymadeitlongthistime。Isawthewindowbecomegray;thenthecornersofthefurnituregrowvisible;andoutside,thedrychorusoftheblackbirdsbegantofillthedawn。Tothesethesoundsofchickensandimpatienthoofsinthestablewereadded,andsomecowwanderedbyloudlycallingforhercalf。Next,someonewhistlingpassednearandgrewdistant。ButalthoughthecoldhuethatIlaystaringatthroughthewindowwarmedandchanged,theDoctorcontinuedworkinghardoverhispatientinthenextroom。
Onlyawordhereandtherewasdistinct;butitwasplainfromtheVirginian’sfewerremarksthatthesininhisbellywasalarminghimless。Yes,theymadethistimelong。Butitproved,indeed,thelastone。Andthoughsomesortofcatastrophewasboundtofalluponus,itwasmyselfwhoprecipitatedthethingthatdidhappen。
Daywaswhollycome。Ilookedatmyownwatch,anditwassix。I
hadbeenaboutsevenhoursinmybed,andtheDoctorhadbeenaboutsevenhoursoutofhis。Thedooropened,andhecameinwithhisbookandlamp。Heseemedtobeshiveringalittle,andI
sawhimcastalongingeyeathiscouch。ButtheVirginianfollowedhimevenasheblewoutthenowquitesuperfluouslight。
Theymadeanoticeablecoupleintheirunderclothes:theVirginianwithhisleanracehorseshanksrunningtoapointathisankle,andtheDoctorwithhisstomachandhisfatsedentarycalves。
“You’llbegoingtobreakfastandtheladies,seh,prettysoon,“
saidtheVirginian,withachastenedvoice。“ButI’llworrythroughthedaysomehowwithoutyu’。Andto-nightyoucanturnyourwolflooseonmeagain。“
Oncemoreitwasnouse。Myfacewasdeepinthepillow,butI
madesoundsasofahenwhohaslaidanegg。ItbrokeontheDoctorwithatotalinstantaneoussmash,quitelikeanego。
Hetriedtospeakcalmly。“Thisisadisgrace。Aninfamousdisgrace。NeverinmylifehaveI——“Wordsforsookhim,andhisfacegrewredder。“Neverinmylife——“Hestoppedagain,because,atthesightofhimbeingdignifiedinhisreddrawers,Iwasmakingthenoiseofadozenhens。ItwassuddenlytoomuchfortheVirginian。Hehastenedintohisroom,andtheresankonthefloorwithhisheadinhishands。TheDoctorimmediatelyslammedthedooruponhim,andthisrenderedmeeasilyfitforalunaticasylum。Icriedintomypillow,andwonderediftheDoctorwouldcomeandkillme。Buthetooknonoticeofmewhatever。IcouldheartheVirginian’sconvulsionsthroughthedoor,andalsotheDoctorfuriouslymakinghistoiletwithinthreefeetofmyhead;
andIlayquitestillwithmyfacetheotherway,forIwasreallyafraidtolookathim。WhenIheardhimwalktothedoorinhisboots,Iventuredtopeep;andtherehewas,goingoutwithhisbaginhishand。AsIstillcontinuedtolie,weakandsore,andwithamindthathadceasedanoperation,theVirginian’sdooropened。Hewascleananddressedanddecent,butthedevilstillsportedinhiseye。Ihaveneverseenacreaturemoreirresistiblyhandsome。
Thenmymindworkedagain。“You’vegoneanddoneit,“saidI。
“He’spackedhisvalise。He’llnotsleephere。“
TheVirginianlookedquicklyoutofthedoor。“Why,he’sleavin’
us!“heexclaimed。“Drivin’awayrightnowinhislittleoldbuggy!“Heturnedtome,andoureyesmetsolemnlyoverthislargefact。IthoughtthatIperceivedthefaintesttinctureofdismayinthefeaturesofJudgeHenry’snew,responsible,trustyforeman。Thiswasthefirstactofhisadministration。Onceagainhelookedoutatthedepartingmissionary。“Well,“hevindictivelystated,“Icert’nlyain’tgoin’torunaftehhim。“
Andhelookedatmeagain。
“DoyousupposetheJudgeknows?“Iinquired。
Heshookhishead。“Thewindo’shadesisalldownstillovehyondeh。“Hepaused。“Idon’tcare,“hestated,quiteasifhehadbeentenyearsold。Thenhegrinnedguiltily。“Iwasmightyrespectfultohimallnight。“
“Oh,yes,respectful!Especiallywhenyouinvitedhimtoturnhiswolfloose。“
TheVirginiangaveajoyousgulp。Henowcameandsatdownontheedgeofmybed。“IspokeawfulgoodEnglishtohimmostofthetime,“saidhe。“Ican,yu’know,whenIcinchmyattentiontightontoit。Yes,Icert’nlyspokealoto’goodEnglish。Ididn’tunderstandsomeofitmyself!“
Hewasnowgrowingfranklypleasedwithhisexploit。Hehadbuildedsomuchbetterthanheknew。Hegotupandlookedoutacrossthecrystalworldoflight。“TheDoctorisatone-milecrossing,“hesaid。“He’llgetbreakfastattheN-lazy-Y。“Thenhereturnedandsatagainonmybed,andbegantogivemehisrealheart。“Ineversetupforbeingbetterthanothers。Noteventomyself。Mythoughtsain’tapttotravelaroundmakingcomparisons。AndIshouldn’twonderifmymemorytookasmuchnoticeofthemeannessesIhavedoneasof——asoftheotheractions。Buttohavetositlikeadumblambandletastrangertellyu’foranhourthatyu’reahawgandaswine,justafteryouhaveactedinawaywhichthemthatknowthefactswouldcallprettynearwhite——“
“Trampas!“Icouldnothelpexclaiming。
Fortherearemomentsofinsightwhenaguessamountstoknowledge。
“HasScipiotold——“
“No。Notaword。Hewouldn’ttellme。“
“Well,yu’see,Iarrivedhomehyehthisevenin’withseveralthoughtsworkin’andstirrin’insideme。Andnotoneo’themthoughtswaswhatyu’dcallChristian。Iain’ttheleastlittlebitashamedof’em。I’mahuman。ButaftertheJudge——well,yu’
heardhim。AndsowhenIwentawayfromthattalkandsawhowpositionswaschanged——“
Astepoutsidestoppedhimshort。Nothingmorecouldbereadinhisface,fortherewasTrampashimselfintheopendoor。
“Goodmorning,“saidTrampas,notlookingatus。Hespokewiththesamecoolsullennessofyesterday。
Wereturnedhisgreeting。
“IbelieveI’mlateincongratulatingyouonyourpromotion,“
saidhe。
TheVirginianconsultedhiswatch。“It’sonlyhalfaftehsix,“hereturned。
Trampas’ssullennessdeepened。“Anymanistobecongratulatedongettingarise,Iexpect。“
ThistimetheVirginianlethimhaveit。“Cert’nly。AndIain’tforgettinghowmuchIoweminetoyou。“
Trampaswouldhavelikedtolethimselfgo。“I’venotcomehereforanyforgiveness,“hesneered。
“Whendidyu’feelyu’neededany?“TheVirginianwasimpregnable。
Trampasseemedtofeelhowlittlehewasgoingthisway。Hecameoutstraightnow。“Oh,Ihaven’tanyJudgebehindme,Iknow。I
heardyou’dbepayingtheboysthismorning,andI’vecomeformytime。“
“You’rethinkingofleavingus?“askedthenewforeman。“What’syourdissatisfaction?“
“Oh,I’mnotneedinganybodybackofme。I’llgetalongbymyself。“Itwasthusherevealedhisexpectationofbeingdismissedbyhisenemy。
Thiswouldhaveknockedanymeditatedgenerosityoutofmyheart。
ButIwasnottheVirginian。Heshiftedhislegs,leanedbackalittle,andlaughed。“Gobacktoyourjob,Trampas,ifthat’sallyourcomplaint。You’rerightaboutmebeinginluck。Butmaybethere’stwoofusinluck。“
ItwasthisthatScipiohadpreferredmetoseewithmyowneyes。
Thefightwasbetweenmanandmannolonger。Thecasecouldnotbeoneofforgiveness;buttheVirginianwouldnotusehisofficialpositiontocrushhissubordinate。