Theinstinctiverevoltofhisspiritagainstpatronage,isaqualitymuchtoberespectedintheEnglishworkingman。Itisthebaseofthebaseofhisbestqualities。Norisitsurprisingthatheshouldbeundulysuspiciousofpatronage,andsometimesresentfulofitevenwhereitisnot,seeingwhatafloodofwashytalkhasbeenletlooseonhisdevotedhead,orwithwhatcomplacentcondescensionthesamedevotedheadhasbeensmoothedandpatted。Itisaprooftomeofhisself-controlthatheneverstrikesoutpugilistically,rightandleft,whenaddressedasoneof’Myfriends,’or’Myassembledfriends;’thathedoesnotbecomeinappeasable,andrunamucklikeaMalay,wheneverheseesabipedinbroadclothgettingonaplatformtotalktohim;thatanypretenceofimprovinghismind,doesnotinstantlydrivehimoutofhismind,andcausehimtotosshisobligingpatronlikeamadbull。
For,howoftenhaveIheardtheunfortunateworkingmanlectured,asifhewerealittlecharity-child,humidastohisnasaldevelopment,strictlyliteralastohisCatechism,andcalledbyProvidencetowalkallhisdaysinastationinliferepresentedonfestiveoccasionsbyamugofwarmmilk-and-waterandabun!Whatpopgunsofjokeshavetheseearstingledtohearletoffathim,whatasininesentiments,whatimpotentconclusions,whatspelling-
bookmoralities,whatadaptationsoftheorator’sinsufferabletediousnesstotheassumedlevelofhisunderstanding!Ifhissledge-hammers,hisspadesandpick-axes,hissawsandchisels,hispaint-potsandbrushes,hisforges,furnaces,andengines,thehorsesthathedroveathiswork,andthemachinesthatdrovehimathiswork,werealltoysinonelittlepaperbox,andhethebabywhoplayedwiththem,hecouldnothavebeendiscoursedto,moreimpertinentlyandabsurdlythanIhaveheardhimdiscoursedtotimesinnumerable。Consequently,notbeingafoolorafawner,hehascometoacknowledgehispatronagebyvirtuallysaying:’Letmealone。IfyouunderstandmenobetterthanTHAT,sirandmadam,letmealone。Youmeanverywell,Idaresay,butIdon’tlikeit,andIwon’tcomehereagaintohaveanymoreofit。’
Whateverisdoneforthecomfortandadvancementoftheworkingmanmustbesofardonebyhimselfasthatitismaintainedbyhimself。
Andtheremustbeinitnotouchofcondescension,noshadowofpatronage。Inthegreatworkingdistricts,thistruthisstudiedandunderstood。WhentheAmericancivilwarrendereditnecessary,firstinGlasgow,andafterwardsinManchester,thattheworkingpeopleshouldbeshownhowtoavailthemselvesoftheadvantagesderivablefromsystem,andfromthecombinationofnumbers,inthepurchaseandthecookingoftheirfood,thistruthwasaboveallthingsborneinmind。Thequickconsequencewas,thatsuspicionandreluctancewerevanquished,andthattheeffortresultedinanastonishingandacompletesuccess。
SuchthoughtspassedthroughmymindonaJulymorningofthissummer,asIwalkedtowardsCommercialStreetnotUncommercialStreet,Whitechapel。TheGlasgowandManchestersystemhadbeenlatelyseta-goingthere,bycertaingentlemenwhofeltaninterestinitsdiffusion,andIhadbeenattractedbythefollowinghand-
billprintedonrose-colouredpaper:
Commercial-street,Whitechapel,WhereAccommodationisprovidedforDiningcomfortably300Personsatatime。
Openfrom7A。M。till7P。M。
AllArticlesoftheBESTQUALITY。
CupofTeaorCoffeeOnePennyBreadandButterOnePennyBreadandCheeseOnePennySliceofbreadOnehalf-pennyorOnePennyBoiledEggOnePennyGingerBeerOnePennyTheaboveArticlesalwaysready。
Besidestheabovemaybehad,from12to3o’clock,BowlofScotchBrothOnePennyBowlofSoupOnePennyPlateofPotatoesOnePennyPlateofMincedBeefTwopencePlateofColdBeefTwopencePlateofColdHamTwopencePlateofPlumPuddingorRiceOnePennyAstheEconomyofCookingdependsgreatlyuponthesimplicityofthearrangementswithwhichagreatnumberofpersonscanbeservedatonetime,theUpperRoomofthisEstablishmentwillbeespeciallysetapartforaPUBLICDINNEREVERYDAY
From12till3o’clock,CONSISTINGOFTHEFOLLOWINGDISHES,BowlofBroth,orSoup,PlateofColdBeeforHam,PlateofPotatoes,PlumPudding,orRice。
FIXEDCHARGE4。5D。
THEDAILYPAPERSPROVIDED。
N。B-ThisEstablishmentisconductedonthestrictestbusinessprinciples,withthefullintentionofmakingitself-supporting,sothateveryonemayfrequentitwithafeelingofperfectindependence。
TheassistanceofallfrequentingtheDepotisconfidentlyexpectedincheckinganythinginterferingwiththecomfort,quiet,andregularityoftheestablishment。
PleasedonotdestroythisHandBill,buthandittosomeotherpersonwhomitmayinterest。
TheSelf-SupportingCookingDepotnotaverygoodname,andonewouldrathergiveitanEnglishonehadhiredanewly-builtwarehousethatitfoundtolet;thereforeitwasnotestablishedinpremisesspeciallydesignedforthepurpose。But,atasmallcosttheywereexceedinglywelladaptedtothepurpose:beinglight,wellventilated,clean,andcheerful。Theyconsistedofthreelargerooms。Thatonthebasementstorywasthekitchen;thatonthegroundfloorwasthegeneraldining-room;thatonthefloorabovewastheUpperRoomreferredtointhehand-bill,wherethePublicDinneratfourpence-halfpennyaheadwasprovidedeveryday。
Thecookingwasdone,withmucheconomyofspaceandfuel,byAmericancooking-stoves,andbyyoungwomennotpreviously,broughtupascooks;thewallsandpillarsofthetwodining-roomswereagreeablybrightenedwithornamentalcolours;thetableswerecapableofaccommodatingsixoreightpersonseach;theattendantswereallyoungwomen,becominglyandneatlydressed,anddressedalike。Ithinkthewholestaffwasfemale,withtheexceptionofthestewardormanager。
Myfirstinquiriesweredirectedtothewagesofthisstaff;
because,ifanyestablishmentclaimingtobeself-supporting,liveuponthespoliationofanybodyoranything,orekeoutafeebleexistencebypoormouthsandbeggarlyresourcesastoomanyso-
calledMechanics’Institutionsdo,ImakeboldtoexpressmyUncommercialopinionthatithasnobusinesstolive,andhadbetterdie。Itwasmadecleartomebytheaccountbooks,thateverypersonemployedwasproperlypaid。Mynextinquiriesweredirectedtothequalityoftheprovisionspurchased,andtothetermsonwhichtheywerebought。Itwasmadeequallycleartomethatthequalitywastheverybest,andthatallbillswerepaidweekly。Mynextinquiriesweredirectedtothebalance-sheetforthelasttwoweeks-onlythethirdandfourthoftheestablishment’scareer。Itwasmadeequallycleartome,thataftereverythingboughtwaspaidfor,andaftereachweekwaschargedwithitsfullshareofwages,rentandtaxes,depreciationofplantinuse,andinterestoncapitalattherateoffourpercent。perannum,thelastweekhadyieldedaprofitofinroundnumbersonepoundten;andthepreviousweekaprofitofsixpoundsten。BythistimeIfeltthatIhadahealthyappetiteforthedinners。
Ithadjuststrucktwelve,andaquicksuccessionoffaceshadalreadybeguntoappearatalittlewindowinthewallofthepartitionedspacewhereIsatlookingoverthebooks。Withinthislittlewindow,likeapay-boxatatheatre,aneatandbriskyoungwomanpresidedtotakemoneyandissuetickets。Everyonecominginmusttakeaticket。Eitherthefourpence-halfpennyticketfortheupperroomthemostpopularticket,Ithink,orapennyticketforabowlofsoup,orasmanypennyticketsasheorshechoosetobuy。Forthreepennyticketsonehadquiteawiderangeofchoice。Aplateofcoldboiledbeefandpotatoes;oraplateofcoldhamandpotatoes;oraplateofhotmincedbeefandpotatoes;
orabowlofsoup,breadandcheese,andaplateofplum-pudding。
Touchingwhattheyshouldhave,somecustomersontakingtheirseatsfellintoareverie-becamemildlydistracted-postponeddecision,andsaidinbewilderment,theywouldthinkofit。OneoldmanInoticedwhenIsatamongthetablesinthelowerroom,whowasstartledbythebilloffare,andsatcontemplatingitasifitweresomethingofaghostlynature。Thedecisionoftheboyswasasrapidastheirexecution,andalwaysincludedpudding。
Therewereseveralwomenamongthediners,andseveralclerksandshopmen。Therewerecarpentersandpaintersfromtheneighbouringbuildingsunderrepair,andtherewerenauticalmen,andtherewere,asonedinerobservedtome,’someofmostsorts。’Someweresolitary,somecametwotogether,somedinedinpartiesofthreeorfour,orsix。Thelattertalkedtogether,butassuredlynoonewaslouderthanatmyclubinPall-Mall。Oneyoungfellowwhistledinratherashrillmannerwhilehewaitedforhisdinner,butIwasgratifiedtoobservethathedidsoinevidentdefianceofmyUncommercialindividuality。Quiteagreeingwithhim,onconsideration,thatIhadnobusinesstobethere,unlessIdinedliketherest,’Iwentin,’asthephraseis,forfourpence-
halfpenny。
Theroomofthefourpence-halfpennybanquethad,likethelowerroom,acounterinit,onwhichwererangedagreatnumberofcoldportionsreadyfordistribution。Behindthiscounter,thefragrantsoupwassteamingindeepcans,andthebest-cookedofpotatoeswerefishedoutofsimilarreceptacles。Nothingtoeatwastouchedwithhishand。Everywaitresshadherowntablestoattendto。Assoonasshesawanewcustomerseathimselfatoneofhertables,shetookfromthecounterallhisdinner-hissoup,potatoes,meat,andpudding-pileditupdexterouslyinhertwohands,setitbeforehim,andtookhisticket。Thisservingofthewholedinneratonce,hadbeenfoundgreatlytosimplifythebusinessofattendance,andwasalsopopularwiththecustomers:whowerethusenabledtovarythemealbyvaryingtheroutineofdishes:
beginningwithsoup-to-day,puttingsoupinthemiddleto-morrow,puttingsoupattheendthedayafterto-morrow,andringingsimilarchangesonmeatandpudding。Therapiditywithwhicheverynew-comergotserved,wasremarkable;andthedexteritywithwhichthewaitressesquitenewtotheartamonthbeforedischargedtheirduty,wasasagreeabletosee,astheneatsmartnesswithwhichtheyworetheirdressandhaddressedtheirhair。
IfIseldomsawbetterwaiting,soIcertainlyneveratebettermeat,potatoes,orpudding。Andthesoupwasanhonestandstoutsoup,withriceandbarleyinit,and’littlemattersfortheteethtotouch,’ashadbeenobservedtomebymyfriendbelowstairsalreadyquoted。Thedinner-service,too,wasneitherconspicuouslyhideousforHighArtnorforLowArt,butwasofapleasantandpureappearance。Concerningtheviandsandtheircookery,onelastremark。IdinedatmyclubinPall-Mallaforesaid,afewdaysafterwards,forexactlytwelvetimesthemoney,andnothalfaswell。