Whocanbefamiliarwithanyrustichighwayinsummer-time,withoutstoringupknowledgeofthemanytrampswhogofromoneoasisoftownorvillagetoanother,tosellastockintrade,apparentlynotworthashillingwhensold?Shrimpsareafavouritecommodityforthiskindofspeculation,andsoarecakesofasoftandspongycharacter,coupledwithSpanishnutsandbrandyballs。Thestockiscarriedontheheadinabasket,and,betweentheheadandthebasket,arethetrestlesonwhichthestockisdisplayedattradingtimes。Fleetoffoot,butacarewornclassoftrampthis,mostly;
withacertainstiffnessofneck,occasionedbymuchanxiousbalancingofbaskets;andalsowithalong,Chinesesortofeye,whichanoverweightedforeheadwouldseemtohavesqueezedintothatform。
Onthehotdustyroadsnearseaporttownsandgreatrivers,beholdthetrampingSoldier。Andifyoushouldhappennevertohaveaskedyourselfwhetherhisuniformissuitedtohiswork,perhapsthepoorfellow’sappearanceashecomesdistressfullytowardsyou,withhisabsurdlytightjacketunbuttoned,hisneck-gearinhishand,andhislegswellchafedbyhistrousersofbaize,maysuggestthepersonalinquiry,howyouthinkYOUwouldlikeit。
MuchbetterthetrampingSailor,althoughhisclothissomewhattoothickforlandservice。But,whythetrampingmerchant-mateshouldputonablackvelvetwaistcoat,forachalkycountryinthedog-
days,isoneofthegreatsecretsofnaturethatwillneverbediscovered。
IhavemyeyeuponapieceofKentishroad,borderedoneithersidebyawood,andhavingononehand,betweentheroad-dustandthetrees,askirtingpatchofgrass。Wildflowersgrowinabundanceonthisspot,anditlieshighandairy,withadistantriverstealingsteadilyawaytotheocean,likeaman’slife。Togainthemilestonehere,whichthemoss,primroses,violets,blue-bells,andwildroses,wouldsoonrenderillegiblebutforpeeringtravellerspushingthemasidewiththeirsticks,youmustcomeupasteephill,comewhichwayyoumay。So,allthetrampswithcartsorcaravans-theGipsy-tramp,theShow-tramp,theCheapJack-
finditimpossibletoresistthetemptationsoftheplace,andallturnthehorseloosewhentheycometoit,andboilthepot。Blesstheplace,Ilovetheashesofthevagabondfiresthathavescorcheditsgrass!WhattrampchildrendoIseehere,attiredinahandfulofrags,makingagymnasiumoftheshaftsofthecart,makingafeather-bedoftheflintsandbrambles,makingatoyofthehobbledoldhorsewhoisnotmuchmorelikeahorsethananycheaptoywouldbe!Here,doIencounterthecartofmatsandbroomsandbaskets-withallthoughtsofbusinessgiventotheeveningwind-withthestewmadeandbeingservedout-withCheapJackandDearJillstrikingsoftmusicoutoftheplatesthatarerattledlikewarlikecymbalswhenputupforauctionatfairsandmarkets-theirmindssoinfluencednodoubtbythemelodyofthenightingalesastheybegintosinginthewoodsbehindthem,thatifIweretoproposetodeal,theywouldsellmeanythingatcostprice。Onthishallowedgroundhasitbeenmyhappyprivilegeletmewhisperit,tobeholdtheWhite-hairedLadywiththepinkeyes,eatingmeat-piewiththeGiant:while,bythehedge-side,ontheboxofblanketswhichIknewcontainedthesnakes,weresetforththecupsandsaucersandtheteapot。ItwasonaneveninginAugust,thatIchanceduponthisravishingspectacle,andInoticedthat,whereastheGiantreclinedhalfconcealedbeneaththeoverhangingboughsandseemedindifferenttoNature,thewhitehairofthegraciousLadystreamedfreeinthebreathofevening,andherpinkeyesfoundpleasureinthelandscape。Iheardonlyasinglesentenceofheruttering,yetitbespokeatalentformodestrepartee。Theill-manneredGiant-accursedbehisevilrace!-
hadinterruptedtheLadyinsomeremark,and,asIpassedthatenchantedcornerofthewood,shegentlyreprovedhim,withthewords,’Now,Cobby;’-Cobby!soshortaname!-’ain’tonefoolenoughtotalkatatime?’
Withinappropriatedistanceofthismagicground,thoughnotsonearitasthatthesongtrolledfromtaporbenchatdoor,caninvadeitswoodlandsilence,isalittlehostelrywhichnomanpossessedofapennywaseverknowntopassinwarmweather。
Beforeitsentrance,arecertainpleasant,trimmedlimes;likewise,acoolwell,withsomusicalabucket-handlethatitsfalluponthebucketrimwillmakeahorseprickuphisearsandneigh,uponthedroughtyroadhalfamileoff。Thisisahouseofgreatresortforhaymakingtrampsandharvesttramps,insomuchthatastheysitwithin,drinkingtheirmugsofbeer,theirrelinquishedscythesandreaping-hooksglareoutoftheopenwindows,asifthewholeestablishmentwereafamilywar-coachofAncientBritons。Laterintheseason,thewholecountry-side,formilesandmiles,willswarmwithhoppingtramps。Theycomeinfamilies,men,women,andchildren,everyfamilyprovidedwithabundleofbedding,anironpot,anumberofbabies,andtoooftenwithsomepoorsickcreaturequiteunfitfortheroughlife,forwhomtheysupposethesmellofthefreshhoptobeasovereignremedy。ManyofthesehoppersareIrish,butmanycomefromLondon。Theycrowdalltheroads,andcampunderallthehedgesandonallthescrapsofcommon-land,andliveamonganduponthehopsuntiltheyareallpicked,andthehop-gardens,sobeautifulthroughthesummer,lookasiftheyhadbeenlaidwastebyaninvadingarmy。Then,thereisavastexodusoftrampsoutofthecountry;andifyourideordriveroundanyturnofanyroad,atmorethanafootpace,youwillbebewilderedtofindthatyouhavechargedintothebosomoffiftyfamilies,andthattherearesplashingupallaroundyou,intheutmostprodigalityofconfusion,bundlesofbedding,babies,ironpots,andagood-humouredmultitudeofbothsexesandallages,equallydividedbetweenperspirationandintoxication。
ItlatelyhappenedthatIfoundmyselframblingaboutthescenesamongwhichmyearliestdayswerepassed;scenesfromwhichI
departedwhenIwasachild,andwhichIdidnotrevisituntilI
wasaman。Thisisnouncommonchance,butonethatbefallssomeofusanyday;perhapsitmaynotbequiteuninterestingtocomparenoteswiththereaderrespectinganexperiencesofamiliarandajourneysouncommercial。
Icallmyboyhood’shomeandIfeellikeaTenorinanEnglishOperawhenImentionitDullborough。MostofuscomefromDullboroughwhocomefromacountrytown。
AsIleftDullboroughinthedayswhentherewerenorailroadsintheland,Ileftitinastage-coach。Throughalltheyearsthathavesincepassed,haveIeverlostthesmellofthedampstrawinwhichIwaspacked-likegame-andforwarded,carriagepaid,totheCrossKeys,Wood-street,Cheapside,London?Therewasnootherinsidepassenger,andIconsumedmysandwichesinsolitudeanddreariness,anditrainedhardalltheway,andIthoughtlifesloppierthanIhadexpectedtofindit。
Withthistenderremembranceuponme,IwascavalierlyshuntedbackintoDullboroughtheotherday,bytrain。Mytickethadbeenpreviouslycollected,likemytaxes,andmyshiningnewportmanteauhadhadagreatplasterstuckuponit,andIhadbeendefiedbyActofParliamenttoofferanobjectiontoanythingthatwasdonetoit,orme,underapenaltyofnotlessthanfortyshillingsormorethanfivepounds,compoundableforatermofimprisonment。WhenI
hadsentmydisfiguredpropertyontothehotel,Ibegantolookaboutme;andthefirstdiscoveryImade,was,thattheStationhadswalloweduptheplaying-field。
Itwasgone。Thetwobeautifulhawthorn-trees,thehedge,theturf,andallthosebuttercupsanddaisies,hadgivenplacetothestoniestofjoltingroads:while,beyondtheStation,anuglydarkmonsterofatunnelkeptitsjawsopen,asifithadswallowedthemandwereravenousformoredestruction。Thecoachthathadcarriedmeaway,wasmelodiouslycalledTimpson’sBlue-EyedMaid,andbelongedtoTimpson,atthecoach-officeup-street;thelocomotiveenginethathadbroughtmeback,wascalledseverelyNo。97,andbelongedtoS。E。R。,andwasspittingashesandhotwaterovertheblightedground。
WhenIhadbeenletoutattheplatform-door,likeaprisonerwhomhisturnkeygrudginglyreleased,Ilookedinagainoverthelowwall,atthesceneofdepartedglories。Here,inthehaymakingtime,hadIbeendeliveredfromthedungeonsofSeringapatam,animmensepileofhaycock,bymyowncountrymen,thevictoriousBritishboynextdoorandhistwocousins,andhadbeenrecognisedwithecstasybymyaffiancedoneMissGreen,whohadcomeallthewayfromEnglandsecondhouseintheterracetoransomme,andmarryme。Here,hadIfirstheardinconfidence,fromonewhosefatherwasgreatlyconnected,beingunderGovernment,oftheexistenceofaterriblebanditti,called’TheRadicals,’whoseprincipleswere,thatthePrinceRegentworestays,andthatnobodyhadarighttoanysalary,andthatthearmyandnavyoughttobeputdown-horrorsatwhichItrembledinmybed,aftersupplicatingthattheRadicalsmightbespeedilytakenandhanged。Here,too,hadwe,thesmallboysofBoles’s,hadthatcricketmatchagainstthesmallboysofColes’s,whenBolesandColeshadactuallymetupontheground,andwhen,insteadofinstantlyhittingoutatoneanotherwiththeutmostfury,aswehadallhopedandexpected,thosesneakshadsaidrespectively,’I
hopeMrs。Bolesiswell,’and’IhopeMrs。Colesandthebabyaredoingcharmingly。’Coulditbethat,afterallthis,andmuchmore,thePlaying-fieldwasaStation,andNo。97expectoratedboilingwaterandredhotcindersonit,andthewholebelongedbyActofParliamenttoS。E。R。?
Asitcouldbe,andwas,Ilefttheplacewithaheavyheartforawalkalloverthetown。AndfirstofTimpson’sup-street。WhenI
departedfromDullboroughinthestrawyarmsofTimpson’sBlue-EyedMaid,Timpson’swasamoderate-sizedcoach-officeinfact,alittlecoach-office,withanovaltransparencyinthewindow,whichlookedbeautifulbynight,representingoneofTimpson’scoachesintheactofpassingamilestoneontheLondonroadwithgreatvelocity,completelyfullinsideandout,andallthepassengersdressedinthefirststyleoffashion,andenjoyingthemselvestremendously。IfoundnosuchplaceasTimpson’snow-
nosuchbricksandrafters,nottomentionthename-nosuchedificeontheteemingearth。PickfordhadcomeandknockedTimpson’sdown。PickfordhadnotonlyknockedTimpson’sdown,buthadknockedtwoorthreehousesdownoneachsideofTimpson’s,andthenhadknockedthewholeintoonegreatestablishmentwithapairofbiggates,inandoutofwhich,hisPickford’swaggonsare,inthesedays,alwaysrattling,withtheirdriverssittingupsohigh,thattheylookinatthesecond-floorwindowsoftheold-fashionedhousesintheHigh-streetastheyshakethetown。IhavenotthehonourofPickford’sacquaintance,butIfeltthathehaddonemeaninjury,nottosaycommittedanactofboyslaughter,inrunningovermyChildhoodinthisroughmanner;andifeverImeetPickforddrivingoneofhisownmonsters,andsmokingapipethewhilewhichisthecustomofhismen,heshallknowbytheexpressionofmyeye,ifitcatcheshis,thatthereissomethingwrongbetweenus。
Moreover,IfeltthatPickfordhadnorighttocomerushingintoDullboroughanddeprivethetownofapublicpicture。HeisnotNapoleonBonaparte。Whenhetookdownthetransparentstage-coach,heoughttohavegiventhetownatransparentvan。WithagloomyconvictionthatPickfordiswhollyutilitarianandunimaginative,I
proceededonmyway。